MTFG - transgirl general

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>>6495545
Hey. You're adorable. Thank you. Please spend that money for yourself though.
>>6495552
I thought i was good to spend money on things, so i bought food for everyone. But it turns out i was not good and i couldn't pay my rent.

>>6495564>>6495568

S:
that sucks
they kicked you out?
>>6495557
no

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>>6495564
just let me know if things get bad and you really need it
ill help no matter what
>>6495567
:~~~:

>>6495548
h-hi...

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here u go carol, theres a butt
>>6495571>>6495573
kek
>posting without ur trip
why would u do this, lmao
yeah i wouldn't have guessed u desu

>>6495565

Hi sophie, what's so comfy?

Mummy Phien, sorry about last night ;~;

>>6495574
i-i only post without my trip when it's something embarrassing, like I always say!

ppl get annoyed when I burn ILU into my skin, duh

>>6495577
oh
lol
why should you care?
u wanna self-harm, self harm dude

>>6495569
Yea. It's over.
>>6495570
SMILES. PLS GO BE A KID. JUST FOR A LITTLE BIT. That time passes you by, and the next thing you know, you're buried in debt, your friends hate you, you've compromised everything you believe in and you look like Mickey Rourke.

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>>6495575
he had his alarm clock on so I got woken up quite a while ago and could leech cuddles for an hour or 2 when we went back to sleep
also I am enjoying my residual high a lot :3


>>6495576
I cant remember last night, so dont worry about it

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>>6495581
i dont wanna do kid things though ;~~;
+ no friends to do things with ngl

>>6495581
damn
well
gl dude, you can figure it out; live out your car for a bit or live in a homeless shelter until you can find a new place, or maybe rent a room alone or something

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>>6495581
Come to Canadia

We can be homeless together

>>6495590
>Car
Lol
I'm gonna take a blanket and go to a park.
>>6495592
If only
>>6495587
Then go make some friends you silly idiot

>>6495586
I asked about Prog

Im so sorry mummy ;~;
*hugs*
>>6495570
*cuddles*

>>6495596
i tried ;-;
i went to an lgbt thingy and everyone else made friends with eachother but i suck at talking so i just left crying
and dont even get me started on school

>>6495596
....you dont have your car anymore?
your roomies are so heartless they wont give you a grace period?
that sucks

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>>6495597
asking doesnt hurt anyone
just _DONT_ get addicted to drugs for no reason
and we re cool

>>6495596
I have some money in my savings acc. I'll give some when I go back to UK

>>6495600
You're so kind and nice ;~~;

Thanks mummy ;-)

>>6495596
Do you have no relatives that would allow you to crash at their place for a month or so to get back on your feet?

>>6495597
Sigh Carol. You are only 16. I don't think taking drugs at such an early age is a good idea. Do it a few years later when you are more mature.

-M

>>6495601
STOP
GIVING ME
MONEY
>>6495598
I'm sorry. You know, the happiest year of my life i spent alone. In 9th grade i spent all my free time in the school library reading manga and classic literature. Is just found /mu/ and i had an ipod shuffle. Everything was sweet. I would get so depressed that i had depression naps for like fourteen hours. Sometimes being alone isn't so bad.
>>6495604
My parents live down the street from me. I would be fucking surprised if they let me in though.

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>>6495608
i wish my loneliness was like that :(

>>6495608
You need it. I'll be getting £30($40) a fortnite if my exam results are okay anyway and plan to start working

>>6495608
>I would be fucking surprised if they let me in though.

Really? Is your relationship that bad? I'd say swallow your pride and ask them anyway though.

>>6495610
How are you having such a hard time making friends in school? I was very much asocial and distant and I still happened to make a few.

>>6495613
I've already asked for too much. Right now i kinda just want to find a hole to wallow in somewhere.
>>6495610
The key is perspective.
>>6495611
N O

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>>6495606
>I don't think taking drugs at such an early age

benzos are _NEVER_ a good idea
its just dumb
DO NOT
take them
unless your doctor insists

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>>6495616
well take one look at me and i dont exactly look straight as an arrow
people bully and attack me for it as well as a lot of other stuff about me

>>6495620
;~~; you need some help thogh

>>6495610
How old are you? I was very lonely as a teenager and it ruined me. Now i have "friends" that i can't trust and i do not like going out so i keep making excuses.

>>6495621
I'm sorry for asking about them ;~~;

>>6495622
I guess I didn't have that issue, but surely there's some people that are not mean to you?

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>>6495624
15
yeah i definitely have 'friends'
i hang out with them at lunch breaks and stuff but they treat me like shit

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>>6495626
s'okay
that was @the anon, not you bbygirl

>>6495622
:3 i am going to bully you until you cry little one

i love

>>6495629
Like bullying bad or like ""bantz"" bad? That sucks either way :/

You need cuddles :/

>>6495632
(you)

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>>6495628
there are a few that arent mean to be but nowhere near friend status and its really only passing remarks
>>6495631
:~~: pls no

>>6495635
:333 oh my gosh i love you!!~ <3

>>6495634
both but most often bullying bad

>>6495630
Still ;~; i didn't worry you or anything did i mummy?

>>6495629
I have been in that situations where I used to hang out with "friends" in high school. I ditched them and eventually made better ones, don't force yourself to hang out with people that don't appreciate you.

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>>6495641
Ive no idea if I was worried bby, youd have to ask F what I said last night, I cant remember next to nothing after like 6pm

>>6495639
Aw thats awful ;/
Have you told teachers?

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>>6495642
tb h i recognise theyre shitty and i dont want to hang out with them
but if i cut them off theyd bully and attack me even worse and other people would do it more often as well

>>6495629
Yeah people treated me like shit too. I had friends who only hanged out with me during school and never invited me anywhere.

A lot of people would slap me for no reason too or turn off the lights and push me around in the dark.

I am a tall guy but no one feared me and they all messed with me. Twice in my life i lost my cool. Once i broke some guys arm when i was 15 second time at 18 i broke ribs and nose of some guy

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>>6495646
telling teachers is the biggest meme about school stuff
they cant do squat and if they attempt to it only gets worse for you

>>6495645
She seemed upset and you said how dangerous they are

;~~; i was a bad girl last night

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I have a temperature and I think my big toe has an infected ingrown toenail because its sore and my foot is hot
I hope I die from septic shock in my sleep
goodnight

>>6495648
:/ that sucks anon im sorry

>>6495638
:333 <3

>>6495623
Dude if i take anymore help from people I'll probably kill myself out of shame.

>>6495636
There there. I won't bully you little one. If i lived close i would have a chat with people who bother you.

I am a scary looking person so i don't really have to harm anyone especially not teens :D. I would give them an offer they could not refuse.

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>>6495654
goodnight sheen ^^

>>6495647
You could try distancing yourself gradually I guess, I don't think you can avoid bullying, teenagers are mostly shitty.

Surely there's some other quiet, unpopular people that are nice to you, those are the ones you should befriend, they're probably in the same situation as you.

>>6495650
Also yeah, don't tell the teachers, of course, that's never a good idea.

>>6495650
Ah that kind of teacher :|
Does your school have anywhere other than the lunch hall to eat? Maybe eat outside and try to talk with any nicer kids.

My school experience was far easier than yours it seems :/

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So I've been on hormones for about two years now and something REALLY strange has begun to happen.

I've been trying to put on weight since it all seems to be going to my hips. I LOVED this at first but a little recently my hips have become a little TOO nice..

It's gotten to the point where I have to waddle everywhere I go. The best way I would describe it is pic related.

And I'm still flat.

Has anyone else experience this?

>>6495668
no
bitch

>>6495664
i know the vast majority of people at my school
the vast majority of them also dont like me
unfortunately i dont think ill meet anyone
>>6495665
yeah no one eats in the lunch hall but theres someone in every spot
>>6495668
:0 im jelly

>>6495668
you know you have to post them now

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Me and my boyfriend broke up, and I am sad.

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>>6495652
thats okay, children are allowed to be dummies sometimes
I wrote this last night apparently?
>>6493228
take it to heart

>>6495658
Oh ;/ Anyway at all we can help? I don't want you to be homeless or lonely or anything

>>6495629
Watch out with your age
4chan is 18+ and some get really pissed about underage

I also think you can get a 1year ban for that

Just trying to be helpfull

>>6495678
nw
m ods are usually nice and let me keep posting if i dont do anything against the rules
if they do b& its for a short time

>>6495673
I am sorry, that sucks then, I am sure you'll eventually find someone, you're nice.

>>6495678
>banned from 4chan

>>6495675
Is this moap or someone unrelated? What happened?

>>6495676
You're a good mummy

I love you mummy >__<

>>6495684
i hope so

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>>6495684
Its moap Im just bummed and dont feel like tripping.
We wanted different things in a romantic partner.

>>6495681
ah good to know mods are nice about it :)

I used to browse at your age on /v/ and people in SFT got very pissy about it

>>6495681
This happened to me, if ppl kick up a fuss I get like a months ban max and I have people on skype so...
>>6495673
I guess try to avoid dicks :/
You have it very hard ;|

>>6495689
Oh I am sorry, I hope you feel better soon, were you together for a long time?

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Reminder that this thing said that he passes 80% of the time

can you even compete, mtfg?

>>6495699
what i would give to pass as well as she does

I have a gig tonight.
just how drunk should I get so that the combination of being a frontman and having pretty cis girls having fun doesn't kill me?

>>6495705
just a little tipsy
its dangerous to have too much

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>>6495689
I am sorry moap, youre cute though and you have a great personality, youre going to find a better fit soon, I am crossing my fingers for you <3

>>6495704
Tbh you'll pass better than all of us

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>>6495698
Yeah, we were together for seven months. It was the longest relationship I had been in, and the most serious.

>>6495716
Oh, that's pretty long, but I've seen longer relationships break up, If you were incompatible it's better this way. At least you had fun?

I am sure you'll have no issue finding someone else, you're cute and seem pretty well adjusted.

>>6495709
Oh yeah, I saw a tierlist with a pic of you on it the other day

You look very qt <3

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>>6495709
Thanks, its appreciative to hear. I probably wont look for another partner for a while. Next time Ill go for a Kaji instead of a Shinji.

>>6495723
Yeah and we're still friends so it ended on a good note, Im still sad about it though. Thank you. Im only well adjusted when measured to the standards of this thread.

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Fuck my life
haven't self-harmed in months but now I'm tempted to do it again

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>>6495724
you could just have asked me bby :3

but pictures are easy, I look like a man irl.

>>6495736
:( dont do it anon
whats wrong

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>>6495736
pet a pup instead

>>6495738
Why the fuck shouldn't I?
I'm a disgusting freak of nature, I shouldn't be allowed to feel happiness

>>6495739
I don't have a dog

>>6495736
well just don't cut! Is the worst

>>6495732
>Im only well adjusted when measured to the standards of this thread.

Don't sell yourself short, I don't really know you, but if you are able to keep a relationship for months and break up in good terms you're already ahead of many people.

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>>6495742
Find one!

>>6495743
I'm on the verge of doing it
if something sets me off I absolutely will

>>6495737
You probbly don't. I bet you look qter irl and I'll prove it when I visit you <3

>>6495746
No no burn instead is much nicer

>>6495742
youre not a freak of nature :(
is it dysphoria?
it really does suck and weighs you down :/

Aww man

My ILU burn is blistering like a puss ;-;

>>6495749
Don't have anything to burn myself with, besides with cutting it's harder to back out from
burning your body automatically yanks you back while cutting is harder to stop


>>6495750
>is it dysphoria?
what else would it be? fuck this life, I shouldn't even transition desu

>>6495754
:( please try not to focus on it too much
brain are fucking dumb and blow everything out of proportion
and transition really will help, not doing it will only make you feel worse about your body

>>6495757
Maybe my brain is showing me the truth? I am a disgusting, wide shouldered, wide chested, caveman browed, kike nose freak

>>6495758
But

Do u have cute feelings inside :)

>>6495758
i really doubt it
even the prettiest peoples brains say fuck u and make them thing real shitty about their body

>>6495763
I'll never be cute, I can't feel cute if I'm this fucking disgusting

>>6495766
Anon

You're cute

>>6495766
Anon
You're cute! :3

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>>6495765
haha measurements don't lie though
17 inch shoulders
36 inch underbust
my nose is like 3 cm and 5.5 from brow to nose tip

>>6495768
No I am not

>>6495771
Ack no

>>6495776
what's going on here

>>6495772
14-19 inches is normal shoulder length tho
and a mediocre nose can look pretty if its on a pretty face

>>6495772
Sounds cute desu

Post a picture so I can compliment you c:

>>6495778
Baka no :c

>>6495780
no, normal girl shoulders are 14-15 inches, the shape is completely flat too so it's even worse
and my face is not pretty, not with the big forehead, or the nose or the fucking brow

>>6495784
I can't even look at myself right now let alone take a pic

Forgot to remove my trip and posted on /vg/

They're all going bananas over it now

Whoops

>>6495786
Baka yes c:

>>6495789
Are you the anon that says she loves me?

>>6495794
No but I do love you :3

>>6495796
<3

>>6495788
ohhhh shit
this ain't good

>>6495802
<3

>>6495804
You're just like me! I bet you like headpats too desu *pats head*

>>6495803
Never been to /vg/ but I doubt they shitpost as much as /int/ does, the thread's probably safe

>>6495807
I do!
/pats

>>6495810
am mouth is it u???

>>6495813
There's a slight possibility it might be me
/pats

>>6495815
aw shit

>>6495810
>>6495813
ONE IS A SYNTH!

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>>6495748
people irl say I dont pass, even if youd think differently, Id still not pass to others, soooo ;~;

I simply started too late

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>>6495816

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>>6495819
If I started when I knew I wouldn't be this disgusting man beast I am today
Fuck this life

>>6495819
You didn't start too late :/
I'll prove them wrong

Which part of Germany do you live in anyway? I know F lives in Baden-Wurtemberg

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>>6495744
Fair enough, you got me there anon. Thanks. I appreciate it.

>>6495819
People say that or is that what you feel from strangers looking at you?

Even if you don't pass it can't be that bad since you look great in that one pic I've seen. I know pics aren't fully representative but it can't be that far off.

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>>6495826
NRW
dont move here tho if you get a say, go somewhere nice. its full of immigrants here and pretty dangerous for transgirls

>You didn't start too late :/
I started at 23, thats most definitely too late

>>6495825
if I had known how Id turn out Idve offed myself without even trying

>>6495833
both.

I look relatively good for a tranny I guess, but I am still a tranny, its like being in the top10% of the special ed class. in the end I am still a retarded mess.

>>6495817
One of a srnth one of a srnth

>>6495842
23 isn't awful, my sister is starting at 26. A lot of it is based on stuff like genes too. You look like 50x better than me at least.

You can and will make it mummy <3

Also which German states have relatively low Cost of Living?

>>6495853
What the heck

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>>6495856
>Also which German states have relatively low Cost of Living?

none, everything is taxed to hell

>You look like 50x better than me at least.
even if Id agree, Ive put 4 years of effort and thousands of € in my body, while you havent started yet and are like half my age, soooo

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>>6495858

>>6495842
>its like being in the top10% of the special ed class. in the end I am still a retarded mess.

Might be kind of insulting considering where you're posting this, but that's a bad attitude to have.

You should be happy about your looks, all you need them for is to attract a single partner, and you've done that. Looks deteriorate after time, and there are plenty of pretty girls that fail to do that, and essentially end up coming behind besides being genetically superior.

>>6495862
You don't believe my n**** you gotta believe

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>>6495867

>>6495861
Oh. Still probably lower CoL than Wales tho.

And you do look pretty. I would seriously like to look like you. <3

>>6495870
>Still probably lower CoL than Wales
lmao

>>6495868
Kill all men though :3

>ur sister starts transitioning a few months ago
>already full time
>>6495862
Why

>>6495876
this>>6495868

>>6495875
Except for my boyfriend please!

I'll never be cis fuck

>>6495873
Low wages mean that rent etc is very high relative to earnings. Depends on area tho desu
>>6495879
Whyyyy

>>6495883
a t t e n t i o n

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>>6495866
>Might be kind of insulting considering where you're posting this

I dont follow

>You should be happy about your looks
I didnt transition to look like a man in a dress though. that wasnt the goal ever.

>>6495870
yeah probably.

wales has really low cost of living compared to the rest of the UK, but UK is way more expensive than the Reich, so youre probably well off if you can actually immigrate (which is pr hard if you arent brown)

>>6495890
Tonight, 8pm, your country will be destroyed

>>6495890
Soapie desu. <3

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>>6495891
dont care, I am still high


>>6495893
<3

>>6495890
>I dont follow

You kinda equated being a tranny with being retarded, wasn't really too serious about it, but I am just saying.

>>6495890
We still have FoM for at least 2 years and we are good at saving. Besides, stuff is gonna go to hell quickly due to lack of funding in Wales.

>i don't follow

Some might consider it offensive to compare trans to special needs i guess.

Still, you really don't look like man in dress. Heck, post a photo - noone would say you looked like a guy. you look like the qt woman you are <3

>>6495866
>"all you need them for is to attract a single partner"
tfw you failed to achieve even this
>>6495868
Is this a new meme?

>>6495895
Being a tranny is not good, no

>>6495900
You're in your mid twenties right? You haven't failed yet.

>>6495900
I wish

Please help me overcome my fears associated with hormones.

>losing fertility
I know I can freeze sperm but it feel would feel like losing a bit of myself.
>losing friends and family
My family is conservative on both sides and I don't have many of them in the first place. My friends aren't but I could see how it would be awkward to hang out with me.
>not eventually passing
You can meme all you want but I want to look like a freak. If I go down this road it's to end up looking like a woman. It doesn't matter if I'm ugly or not.
>hormones changing me
I know this isn't rational but I'm scared that I'll become a different person because of hormones. I still want to be myself.
>never having a family
I want to marry someone and have a family of my own someday. Finding a woman that would be alright with someone like me would be hard to find.

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>>6495895
>You kinda equated being a tranny with being retarded

depends how retarded I guess, but I think a substantial amount of retards are happier than the average tranny here

>>6495897
>We still have FoM for at least 2 years
can you stay if you dont have citizenship? Idk

Cardiff seems to have 8% higher col on average than my area

>>6495905
lol

>>6495908
>, but I think a substantial amount of retards are happier than the average tranny here

They're probably happier than most people, since they are basically at children level of intelligence.

>>6495902
Everyone has had at least one relationship by 20. I'm way over the hill.
>>6495905
>I know I can freeze sperm but it feel would feel like losing a bit of myself.
fathering kids is not trutrans
>My family is conservative on both sides and I don't have many of them in the first place. My friends aren't but I could see how it would be awkward to hang out with me.
Concervative =/= angry, some just ignore it like my dad. He's a Christian army man, he just ignores my faggotry for the most part.
>My friends aren't but I could see how it would be awkward to hang out with me.
Get new friends post transition
>You can meme all you want but I want to look like a freak. If I go down this road it's to end up looking like a woman. It doesn't matter if I'm ugly or not.
All bout money
>I know this isn't rational but I'm scared that I'll become a different person because of hormones. I still want to be myself.
you will become who you were meant to be
>I want to marry someone and have a family of my own someday. Finding a woman that would be alright with someone like me would be hard to find.
there's lots of lesbians around. Other transgirls too. This was one of my concerns too but luckily for me I wasn't very popular with women as a boy so I didn't have much to lose.

>>6495905
>losing fertility
unfortunately no real way around this sorry :( you can freeze though even if you say its not the same
>losing friends and family
to be honest from what ive heard from a lot of people, most of them just dont care if you dont shove it in their face, if you're still a decent person they won't treat you very different
(this differs case to case obv)
>not eventually passing
unfortunately everyone has to go through this but the good news is most people do eventually pass even if it takes 2 or 3 years at the most.
>hormones changing me
hormones will barely change you mentally
obv people will claim mental affects which is all well and true but your personality will largely remain the same
>never having a family
there are so many
s o m a n y
people who are cool with dating and eventually marrying trans people. Its hard to believe but a lot of people are extremely accepting in this regard.

>>6495908
I think I could get a job and work visa and then get citizenship. Big problem would be language. Welsh accent + German = stroke victim German

But yeah, i live close to cardiff so... its probably cheaper in your area.

>>6495913
>Everyone has had at least one relationship by 20. I'm way over the hill.

I don't think it's that uncommon, especially people on 4chan. You're only 20?

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>>6495911
exactly, I am pretty sure being a tranny is worse
so I dont get how that could be insulting, not that Id mind being insulting, I am just confused

>>6495913
>Everyone has had at least one relationship by 20. I'm way over the hill.

I didnt and Ive been dating the same guy (first serious one, second of all time) for like 3 years now. dont lose hope

>>6495897
>Heck, post a photo - noone would say you looked like a guy. you look like the qt woman you are <3

mtfg is a hugbox though :c

>>6495917
>I think I could get a job
without speaking german and no education? I mean, its not impossible, but extremely unlikely.

>>6495905
in some parts of europe, they still make you present as opposite gender before getting hormones

so you can do all the other things (hair, makeup, etc) before going down tranny path in life

>>6495919
I'm 24.

>>6495923
I've already done my voice and my hair is halfway down my back.

I can't do anything girly because I still live at home.

>>6495920
Mtfg isn't a hugbox. I get called autistic and boy a lot on here.

I could probably learn at least some German within two years nd by next September will have 4 AS level A levels if all goes well

>>6495929
>next September will have 4 AS level
Underage b&

>>6495920
I didn't really care about it but I just said it could be seen as such. And besides even though retards are happy, most people would find it insulting being compared to them.

>>6495925
Ah, I remembered correctly then. Anyway you shouldn't be disheartened, you seem to be pretty smart and you're actually studying engineering right? As long as you're not a neet you're moving ahead.

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>>6495929
>will have 4 AS level A levels if all goes well

what does this mean? its probably the equivalent of middle school?

>Mtfg isn't a hugbox.
the real word is way crueler than mtfg, hell, even most internet friends I have are way crueler than anything people say to me on here

>>6495929
honey,
please do not underestimate how difficult it is to become proficient in a foreign language.
especially coming from the UK.
If you seriously want to move abroad take some time and consider this. You are only 16.

>>6495931
Please don't.

im booored /mtfg/
what do i do

>>6495933
>you seem to be pretty smart and you're actually studying engineering right?
lol I haven't actually passed the course yet but thanks anyway

>>6495934
it's abitur standard.

>>6495928
so do your changing somewhere outside of home.

>>6495937
Hey you can still deny it, you could be retaking. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

>>6495936
Yes, but stuff is seriously going to be shitty soon.
>>6495934
AS levels are UK college... IDK what Euro/US equivalent would be.

Still, people won't hugbox. Hugboxing is mostly a meme anyways. Worst comes to worst you can delete it

>>6495948
>Yes, but stuff is seriously going to be shitty soon.
Didn't you Welsh clowns vote out?

>>6495939
*cuddles u*

>>6495948
so it's your fault really for supporting racist middle-england for god knows why.

>>6495948
You know full well they can't reverse freedom of movement instantaneously, be calm, anything could happen. Including having a second referendum, or staying in the EEA - which means you wouldn't need to rush to get out anyway. Besides, you really think it's going to be not shitty to run away to a foreign country - with very limited knowledge of the language and land- and virtually no qualifications?

at least go to the Netherlands where you've got 90% of people speaking English or something

>>6495954
don't. she's 16 and naïve and also can't vote anyway so

has anyone bought a computer chair off of amazon theyve liked? i need a new chair ...

>>6495965
why buy a new chair when you can use my face any time for free?

>>6495965
I'll be your chair

I'm told I'm comfy

>>6495951
>>6495954

Exactly. £5 0 0 M I L L I O N in funding is gonna be gone plus lots of jobs... all due to fuckwads ranting about immigration and disenchfranhised people voting against Westminister

Funniest thing? At least 20% of ""welsh"" are English migrants.
>>6495960
Yes but stuff is getting more volitile, funding is running out, Tata steel is gone...
>>6495963
I can vote in Conservative Party elections though.

>>6495948
>AS levels are UK college... IDK what Euro/US equivalent would be.
Probably high school, gymnasium, prep college. Many countries have higher level of secondary education, and sometimes highschool is equivalent to an entire year of college in other countries.

>>6495953
cc:

>>6495967
>>6495971
........... u guys pls

>>6495975
So move out of that shithole wales, go away to uni and make something of your life. You don't have to ditch the UK because wales is a shithole, brexit or not, that's nothing new.

>>6495963
I was talking about the country in general. Anyway this is a good example of how the vote fucked over the young. I was eyeing Germany too if this country goes down the toilet because they are big on engineering.
>>6495967
chasers get out
>>6495965
Don't get cheap chairs they will fuck your back up
>>6495975
One funny story was that Boston I think it was was the city that had complained about immigrants the most and consequently had the highest leave turnout. They have one of the lowest unemployment rates in the country. So I wonder why else they wouldn't like the immigrants...

>>6495980
You can sit on me too~~

>>6495975
Carol pls, I am trying to defend you. You couldn't vote in the referendum, no one cares which leader the tories get but the tories.

>>6495975
What do you mean by funding is running out? Two trillion dollars went up in smoke on the first day after the vote lmao.
How much of this funding is there exactly?

>>6495965
my brother bought one like a month or so ago and he's in love with it

>>6495989
Its just silly desu ;-;
>>6495987
Uni is two years and rUK is also pretty shitty... i want off the sullen rock

>>6495991
>no one cares which leader the tories get but the tories.
I care when one of the candidates is Stephen Crabb, a man associated with "praying the gay away"

>>6495980
>>6495990
Ufufu's dream has always been to sit on a boy half her age. Now it can become reality.

>>6495994
Hello Mercury :)

>>6495989
>city
*town.
It's because we have the highest ratio of immigrants to locals in the country. As a quiet market town in the tory shires, that's going to cause a lot of trouble - diversity is for the cities.

>>6496001
?
What's up?!

>>6495975
You still mad that the UK left the EU?

>>6495993
For Wales. EU develops Wales and gives shittons to the local govt that Westminister won't
>>6495991
Next PM is a tory.

>>6496012
I don't think they'll leave desu

>>6496012
Again, Wales will lose funding. Ofc I am.
>>6495999
i am a girl

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>>6495999
wrong species though
Kek

>>6495995
fine, but don't be so stupid to seriously consider moving away right now. You're not going to walk into a job abroad. If you seriously want to move away then make a commitment to study the language properly and look into what areas would enable you to go abroad.

>>6496021
eww thats creepy

>>6496018
Article 50

>>6496020
Why will you lose funding?

>>6496023
> That's the joke

>>6495997
it'll be may.
no one else is gonna come close.
>>6496013
so? by and large most non-tories see the toss up between gove and may as a choice between hitler or stalin.

>>6496027
Hasn't been invoked and doesn't have to be.

>>6496030
If they don't invoke it, there will be a heavy backlash from the people

>>6495999
>>6495990
>>6496021
omfg ALL YALL NEED TO STOP!!

>>6496008
nothing much, just relaxing in the living room
>>6496012
We haven't left.
>>6496013
This is why Scotland loves the EU. EU cares about them when England doesn't.
>>6496029
I don't know much about her
>>6496031
Yeah 52% of them.

>>6496032
pls

>>6496033
52% is still a majority and it's a pretty high number

>>6496032
Ok
Ur right
It's knot okay.... To make these jokes
Lol

>>6496032
E i g h t
i
g
h
t

I n c h e s

>>6496022
I am doing that.
>>6496027
It comes from EU funds. No EU, no funds except from London's spare change.
>>6496029
Its more nuanced. May is more reasonable than Gove.

>>6496013
You get what you deserve. The real problem with you UK morons is you're always looking for somebody else to blame for your problems. You expect the whole world to be like the NHS where no matter how fucking stupid you were somebody else is going to fix you up for free. Blame everyone but yourselves. You, a self proclaimed conservative, ass licker of the rich elite should be happy with this outcome.

>>6496043
A region doesn't need high funding to become economically sound
Besides, is it not a matter of principle over economics?

>>6496038
A majority of nobodies, the wealthy i.e London voted remain. What are the local chavs gonna do? Stage a protest in Billericay? The city bankers are furious.

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>have dream where I have a cute trap gf
what is this dream telling me, I don't get it

>>6496031
there's already a lot of regrexit.
And there wont be backlash. People will bitch and moan but they've seen the people who led the campaign they supported bitch out when they actually won.

>>6496032
But your butte is big ;___;
At least post pic :?
>>6496033
Wales is weird tho
>>6496038
Not really. Many expats couldn't vote, for example

How do you get around having different body shapes to women when wearing girl clothes?

I mean the hip area

Do you just go a size smaller?

>>6496040
Why do you always write in stanza?

>>6496032
>>6496053
Carol seems to want that big ass booty.

>>6496058
ikr. I just want want to be a waif but my hips are huge ;~;

>>6496050
And the wealthy are always right?

>>6496048
Sure but principle is still retarded - Wales lacks much devolved powers for example.

Wales also produces not much an pre-EU was even poorer.
>>6496045
Oh, thats actually 9/10 my views on it. I am very much on the europhile branch of the party or probbly am the europhile branch.

>>6496053
>>6496053
>>6496053
>But your butte is big ;___;
>At least post pic
Lmao wtf my sides
Lol, you wild
Wyd though
>>6496059
I write how I speak or how I want it to be read

>>6496040
lmaaaoooo

>>6496060
I looove butte <3

>>6496069
Ty ty

>>6496066
And you were going to get more power under the EU?

>>6496058
I actually had hips before I started (inb4 memeing out my name). I'm not sure if it's undiagnosed klinefelters or all the cycling I do. When I lose weight I'll show them to you.
>>6496063
Strawman. This time they are clearly right. Look what has happened to the financial markets by the mere talk of leaving.
>>6496068
Ahh
I get it now
Clever

>>6496073
Wales had about the same amoubt of power but also had money.
>>6496068
I want ufufufufufufu butte

land of the free, home of the brave
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671174/Man-appears-sex-TREE-view-passing-drivers-Florida.html

>>6496074
The financial markets dropped even more earlier in the year than Brexit and they are improving atm

HELLO

>>6496072
most underrated post
I have a gig tonight and need to hide tits. though even with a sports bra and baggy tshirt you can see those fuckers wat do

>>6496090
H
E
L
L
O

>>6496090
Hi
Im.trying to get ppl to post butt

>>6496076
you guys contribute around 630 million pounds to the EU and receive in return at best another 110 million (lowest estimation being an extra 20 million)
Really, you guys won't experience much of an economic problem

>>6496092
>gig
music?

>>6496094
hi im nude

>>6496098
no

>>6496098
b-but thats lewd

>>6496099
>>6496088
t. Little-Englander

>>6496101
:s wew

Morning
>>6496090
Morning

>>6496101
Yesh~

Hi nude, I'm Basic

>>6496104
I'm not even English

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>>6495942
abitur at 16?
wat

>>6496090
Hi bb
Thanks again, I appreciate that
>>6496092
Uh
Pasties?
Don't care?
Sports Bra+ baggy shirt?
>>6496074
Yap
>>6496076
Only a lil weird I guess

>>6496099
That is true for England maybe. Not Wales.
>>6496101
Pls ;~;

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>>6496106
good
mooorniing

>>6496060
>>6496053
i dotn have a big ass
in fact im v bony

>>6496040
lmfaoooo i h8 u

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>>6496105
and rude.

>>6496106
hi how r ya

>>6496107
hike that guitar strap up like geroge harrison and that'll hide em!

>>6496110
ur welcome
(what i did tho?)
(OH RIGHT UR WELCOME)

>>6496113
Actually that's an estimation that calculates specifically Wale's investment and returns from the EU
Of course you can't ever really know exactly how much you gain or receive from the EU because all investments and returns are given at a national and not a local standard

>>6496110
I'm worried about hiding my breasts too. They seem to be developing faster than my face.

>>6496110
Baggy tshirt and sports bra is all I can do rn. but it's still all titty city

>>6496124
THAT HURTS SO BAD THO

>>6496117
I kno u love me bb ilu2
>>6496124
Lol

>>6496109
We have GCSEs followes by AS level followed by AS 2 level followed by Degrees.

Basically GCSEs are basic school quals. AS/AS2 are similar but more focused and Degrees are degrees.

I sit AS levels next year and AS/2 the next year.

>>6496127
>>6496128
I mean idk
You can probably only hide them so much?

>>6496128
yeah it do
idk
i only had to do that once at a gig and i think i just wore a jacket on stage even tho it was august lmao

i got a gig next friday and i have no idea what im gonna wear and im freaking out
also we havent practiced in months and likely wont until the day before the show and that's always nerve wracking

>>6496131
im trying to think of all the ppl i'd share it with and im like
nope
nope
AWW HELL NO
nope
cant trust em
nope

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>>6496117
Heres mine, now urs? :3

Is 300 mg spiro too much?

>>6496133
>tfw already did A levels years ago
weight off of my shoulders

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Damn I just can't keep the dysphoria at bay
back to wanting to cut off my arms because of gigantic shoulders

>>6496139
>also we havent practiced in months and likely wont until the day before the show and that's always nerve wracking

Lmao
Is he still booking gigs??
That dude is a riot


>tfw ur a special chosen one
Wow;__; this is so cool
Ty

daily reminder that alcohol is bad, waking up semi covered in vomit and just my bra was not cool, not cool at all...

>>6496131
lololol

>>6496144
im not posting my butt rn but im being 100% serious when i say its bony and small lol. ask mercury, shes seen it

>>6496124
>hiking the guitar strap up
I know this is the "correct" way to wear a strap, but I can't help wanting to cover my GT more

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>>6496144

>>6496150
that sounds like a rough night ;__;

>>6496135
Boys can have cute boobs too right?

>>6496139
Like my other bands I'm out to so idrc too much. But this one is a different story. Last time I had a baggy jumper on and the lights killed me before we even started.

Awhh I'm sorry ;~; are you not out?
I'm sure after the first couple you'll be great

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>>6496155
Fine, another pic

>>6496159
i spent £100 on alcohol & came home at 4am, and the only thing i remember is my friend knocking my drink off the table and it went all over me, and asking loads of random people for hugs in the bar

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>>6496149
he didnt book this one i don't think?
he's cleaning up now, but he hasn't been able to afford to buy back all the equipment he sold so he has to rent a snare and cymbals for every show, so we only practice 1-2 nights before the gigs. we do great tho. i think we sound better when we do it that way actually.

i just wish he had his shit together so we could start writing together again.

ps ur welcome 4evr bby

>>6496153
i get that yeah. correct is just whateer is comfy for you tho.
i always wear mine over my stomach area, like pic related
sometimes a little higher depending on the particular instrument,

>>6496160
i fucking HATE STAGE LIGHTS FUCK
>Awhh I'm sorry ;~; are you not out?
>I'm sure after the first couple you'll be great
oh god no, no no no,
i've been out and full time for like 3 years now haha
i'm was talking about the last show i had to play in guy-mode, a few years ago
sorry i must've worded my post wrong

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>>6496167
31st August 2045
The spaceship Xenu has finally entered Neptunian orbit
The surface seems to be jiggling
Giving off noxious gases
Zomg it's a giant alien!
Abort mission! Fire retro-rockets!
*crackle*
*transmission ended*

>>6496115
You're cool smiles
>>6496124
I'm sucky. Austin is nice tho. Idk.

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>tfw you realize that the only reason nobody in your family believes you were trans is because you acted like a boy as you were told, even though you wanted to be a girl the whole time.

>>6496178
I-it doesn't jiggle >__<

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>>6496184
Iktf

>>6496180
yeah austin seems pretty alright. like less weird new orleans.

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mtfg
is 16-17 inch shoulders ok for someone who is almost 6 foot? I feel like a freak with them

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>>6496184
>>6496188
feel with me

>>6496180
c: thank u

>>6496188
>>6496184
I only realized i wanted to be a girl like1-2 yrs ago but acted.boyishly beforehand ._____.

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>>6496184
if it makes you feel any better you're not alone with that

>>6496190
how did you measure, I think I'm about the same

>>6496195
Measuring tape along the back

>>6496190
thats perfectly normal tbqh so many people have those shoulders

>>6496190
Is 16-17 even big for a guy? They're pretty small as far as I know.

>>6496189
Yes that sounds exactly right. I'd like living here but it's expensive.
>>6496190
I also have about the same size shoulders but I'm 5'7, so i don't know.

>>6496178
>>6496186
Also i dont fart much;--;

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>>6496190
>>6496200
>>6496199
>18 inch shoulders

>>6496200
Well when I look in the mirror I quite frankly see the widest guy in existence
Like they are source of a majority of my dysphoria

>>6496199
so many people have those shoulders but how many of them are female?

>>6496198
from the ends of the bones?

>>6496210
yea

>>6496177
Oh dw that was my bad. And I meant you'll be good after the first couple of songs at your gig. First few will be rusty af but it'll be grand. I'm awful for missing rehearsal so even when the others are fine I'm usually like that anyway.
Even the bands I'm out to it isn't girl mode just faggy, might be cross dresser mode lmao

>>6496184
I wasn't ready for these feels desu

>>6496208
pls thats what i meant by so many people

>>6496188
obedience is agony.

the kicker is that I'm visiting some friends, and my mom texts me passive-aggressively saying that I need to be home by 4. Not like she could be straightforward about it or anything.

>>6496194
I acted like a girl in late middle school and got bullied a lot because of it, then started repressing in HS because it hurt too much overall to exist.
At least Estrogen feels right.

>>6496195
it does, desu. :3
it's always nice to feel less alone

>>6496190
you can prolly get away with it

>>6496208
from some quick googling I found that the average is around 18, so they're not too wide.

>>6496215
well they really don't look in proportion with female shoulders

>>6496216
I hope so

>>6496217
...
well, why do they look so wide to me?