Cis LesGen

>>6476257
100% of my social circle

>>6476406
>Russian girls
Too bad the Russians beat the shit out of homos.

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>tfw male fag hag

When I was 15 two Russian sisters beat me up and were going to hit me with a sledgehammer which considering the position I was in would have totally killed me and were only stopped when one of their henchwomen decided murder wasn't cool and talked them out of it.

>>6476463
Fag hag? Like those who desperately fish for sexual attention from homos?

Why'd you be like that?
My best friend is gay but I don't try to make moves on her or have any weird ideas about it, we're just two pals who like girls.

>have always called myself bi
>be dating a man
>can only really get in the mood if he's wearing panties
>often imagine him being a girl

I'm worried I might be turbo gay, as in, the point of no return gay. Anyone have experience or advice?

>>6476534
Born that way anon :^)

>>6476540
Maybe he will transition for you?

>>6476540
you're obviously FtM in denial. go be a gay male.

>>6476483
hot

>>6476483
Russians are fucked

>>6476694
A female can't be a gay male

>>6476708
ftm general on suicide watch

>>6476708
stop triggering me shitlord

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>>6476445
But they look so soft.

>>6476483
For them it's do or die f.a.m.

>>6476540
Lesbians only. Go to the bishit thread.

>tfw no clingy NEET gf
I really need one right now

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>>6477513
How clingy and how neet

>>6476406
I should ask my grandfather for his Red Army hat for the next pride. I could probably get so many qt's with it.

>>6477526
So NEET she needs nothing but food, computer, sex and cuddling to survive. So clingy she would fall in love with me the moment I give her some attention.

>>6477531
I'd feel kind of weird in that given all the persecution of homosexuals in the Soviet Union.
Kind of like putting on a stahlhem.

>>6477639
Yeah, but that hat is sexy af and it's second only SS in the "most evil headwear of all time"-list.

>>6477663
Yeah, gotta give them that, very snappy dressers.

>>6477709
I like the evil authority- fashion. Especially if it's in black.

>>6477554
>tfw NEET but not clingy
Would you not want an autism gf?

>>6478330
If you're a good NEET I'll buy you.

>>6478556
I think i a neet right now

>>6476445
Literally what? Most younf girls 18-25 y.o. are gay friendly here

t. Russian

>>6478647
Girls and some of the guys. Basically urban kids with good income backgrounds have Western attitudes. But there's hell of a lot people with Soviet attitudes.

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>>6476483
holy shit

>>6478647
Are you a Russian girl tho? Willing to be a mail order bride?

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>>6478578
Do you have a job?

>>6478659
>there's hell of a lot people with Soviet attitudes
Not among those who are younger than 30

>>6478683
No, I want to be a mail order groom

>>6478700
Not right now. Told you guys. I tried to get paid the same as the guys in my job, ended up getting fired for it

Currently seriously considering just moving somewhere my kind of work pays a lot and just staying there. Like anywhere in the world.

>>6476406
Not in particular. I would be blunt and say that most Russian girls I've met and actually conversed with, while mostly friendly, seemed crude in their perception of everything not-Russian, my impression was in general that Russians aren't a very worldly people.

I don't really see that as a surprise though given the western opposition to almost all things Russian, but I don't really fancy their women.

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Russian women age terribly, yeah they're hot when they're young but once menopause hits they turn into bitter babushkas, same with Japanese and Korean grils.

>tfw a qt grill has admitted that she thinks she has feelings for me

How do I get her to act on them and make her my gf?

>>6470886
>I remember that, I actually even commented about how lewd that was
Hah! What a coincidence, I wasn't expecting someone remember that.

>I'd say it's best not to think about it too much, wait for a girl who makes you less nervous - or nervous in the best way - and can ease you into it. Once the initial shock is gone, it should become an enjoyable experience.

Re-reading this a couple of times, it's pretty simple advice that makes plenty of sense. I guess I had simply extrapolated from that single experience that every future intimate encounter with a girl will necessarily make me feel as uncomfortable as I felt that one time, when it shouldn't be the case if I'm with the right person.

Your advice is also strangely uplifting and motivating, somehow. Right now I just wonder who she'll be, as if it's already decided or something. Thanks anon

>>6479006
Depends on what you have told her about your feelings to this point.

>>6479198
She knows I don't have intense romantic feelings for her (yet?), but that I would be open to go on dates and explore my own emotions in the process.

PLEASE SOMEONE CLEAN MY ROOM WHILE I TAKE A NAP!

>>6479471
Do it yourself dyke

>>6479481
I WOULD MUCH RATHER YOU DO IT WHILE I REST.

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>>6479503

>>6479534
GREAT NOW I WILL GIVE THAT TO YOU AS PAYMENT FOR CLEANING MY ROOM!

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>>6479534
illumineti confirmed

>>6479585
You'll end up losing some unmentionables too :^)

>>6479415
What i wouldn't do for a girl like you.
Well anyway, if you have a dialog going just tell her you're interested.
After that things should fall into place nicely.

>>6479534
>>6479596
Ok this whole "you" thing might be getting a little out of hand.

>>6479724
>>6479738
tit sucking baby please go

>>6479756
That's cute. Me... A baby.... Lel. Cute.

>>6479770
Whatever you say hamplanet

>>6479822
I am fat right now. For me anyway. If im not working i tend to gain weight. But whatever helps you sleep at night lesbro.

>>6479849
>lesbro
Nope :^)

>>6476406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkI3Np8-Hsg
what do you think of this video?

>>6479870
Uuuuug. Why.

>>6479887
Why not

>>6479892
Good point.
Nvm

>>6479881
I think what if the kid is gay? Or trans or something? What happens to that kid?

>>6479896
>tfw debate pro

>>6479903
what does that have to do with anything he said tho?
i dont even understand what point you are trying to make, what if a gay kid was up for adoption? what if a hetero family had a gay kid?
the sexual orientation of the kid doesnt matter because this applys to any orientation

>>6479912
Why argue. If i cared about you or knew a thing or two about you, i might see some joy in it. But to me, i dont know who you are. What's the point?

>>6479924
Just admit I'm the champ lesbro :^)

>>6479920
He is advocating for straight adoption. But when adopting a child. Usually the child gets to met perspective parent. If the child is different, don't you think said child would like to be adopted by someone who has an idea of what its going threw?

>>6479949
>threw

>>6479941
You're the champ anon. Whooo. You win.

>Tfw. Now what.

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>>6479959
Post qt's
pic related

>>6479949
well he got adopted from vietnam so he met nobody
that being said if you ask a kid whats good for him he would say nonstop mcdonalds and videogames
as for if the kid is different sexuality shouldnt play a part at all, the guy in the video claims that a father and a mother is a basic human need for children, are you saying that gay kids are not human?
neither mom nor dad ever gave a shit about art and it doesnt matter to me that they dont understand my drawings

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>>6479969

>>6479986
What a sweet mommy

>>6479881
I tried to greentext what he said but found it hard what with how actual little content he's presented.

He argues that it's not right for homo couples to adopt because, when asked, orphan kids will say they want a mom and a dad, yet he fails to acknowledge how kids are mostly only exposed to heterosexuality and nothing else on a regular basis. He also didn't say how often a kid could reject (or not) the idea of same sex parents.

He also said that denying a kid the right for a mom and a dad is not equality, which is ironic as fuck.

Overall he's probably just irked by the whole lgbt idea that he feels the need to yell into a mic feeling like revolutionary hero.
I think a child should have a say on whether they want a mommy and a daddy, 2 mommies, whatever... Which is to say some might really not want gay parents, but I seriously doubt that's such a common phenomena. At the end of the day, having parents is probably preferable than having 0 parents.

>>6479981
I apologize i was using the American standard. The child if adopted pre-adolescent usually has no real idea of right and wrong. That is supposed to be instilled by perspective parent. If perspective parent can provide for the child and nurture the the child an assholes opinion should have no barring.

>>6480021
>an assholes opinion
he went through the sistem and is now telling people whats wrong with it, we never get to listen to the experience of the kids and thats is horrible
>if the parent can provide and nurture
what if the kid needs both sex parents?

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>>6479986

>>6480072
It's already proven that children adopted by same sex couples grow up to be productive citizens of society. It's the straight ones that use the kid for income or child trafficking. It is already proven that children Don't need a man and a woman to make a great kid. Your point is void.

>>6480110
Nope

>>6480115
Yup.

>>6480121
Nope

>>6480110
>It's already proven that children adopted by same sex couples grow up to be productive citizens of society
by who?
lots of people with lacking childhoods grow up to be productive members of society
>It's the straight ones that use the kid for income or child trafficking
wow, i would like to see proof of that, child trafficking wasnt even part of my point, two bads dont make a good, the speaker says kids shouldnt be dumped into gay couples because nobodyelse wants them anyways
>It is already proven that children Don't need a man and a woman to make a great kid
by who?

>>6480132
Yup.

>>6480139
Nope

>>6480137
OMG! I am not going to look for the study for you.
Google it.

>>6480144
Yup.

>>6480150
nope

>>6480146
so there is no study, got it

>>6480156
Yup.

>>6480157
Ok. You're right. If you say so.

>>6480158
nope

>>6480172
Yup.

>>6480146
>i read this long informative study from start to bottom and i even cheked the sources and i understand it completely but im not even going to attempt to explain it let alone throw it in your face
said nobody who wasnt full of bullshit ever

>>6480178
nope

>>6480180
Fine. Its all bullshit. Im agreeing with you.

>>6480189
ok because i have 3 social sience degrees and ten years of research into gay adoption. I already published 6 studies that prove my point, you should google me sometime im kind of a big deal

Alright while S is shitposting could we make a poll? I like polls and I like knowing things about things

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>>6480207
http://www.strawpoll.me/10623283
and i fucking forgot the poll im so sorry

>>6480212
Anything but Asian

>>6480207
https://www.strawpoll.me/10623341

>>6480212
Why are you mixing religions in with ethnicities and races?

>>6480212
Tfw no gorgeous taller tanned arab gf that's not religious.

>>6480294
reddittext

>>6480229
because im an idiot, but if you want to lecture me on ethnicities, races and religions i would be really into that

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>>6480302

>>6480312
I mean, it's fairly complicated so it's not hard to get it mixed up. Ethnicities and religions are the only things that are realistically defined. For example, "black" wouldn't be an ethnicity, but "african" would, as would "african american".

>>6480212
>>Arab 3 votes
Wut? Why nobody told me I'm that attractive. Maybe it's the accent.

>>6480312
Ethnicity denotes the culture you were raised in, race is pure biology, and religion is a set of beliefs. Ethno-religious groups exist though, and Jews are one since their religion is tied into their ethnicity (racially most Jews are Italo-Semitic).

>>6480333
Post yourself and I might propose.

>>6480333
post gash

>>6480333
accent is garbage, it's the dark hair and olive skin senpai

>>6480347
My accent is Italian you see, I haven't been east of Greece since I was 2.

>>6480326
>>6480339
thanks to you two qts i now understand the difference

and i dont know which one i should hit on

>>6480359
The one who is actually a woman probably.

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I'm starting to see little queer looking girls around town, like high schoolers.
Makes my heart grow too sizes.

Not cause I wanna fuck 'em or anything, but there NEVER would have been girls like that back when I went to high school.
I feel like I wanna do them some duty, like buy them alcohol or something.

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>>6480333
Probably Shaw fans tbqh.

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>>6480368
S A M E E N
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>>6480368
Never heard of it and I voted arab.

>>6480206
Sure. What's your title

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>>6478929
Women get old. So what. If she gets too frumpy I'll just dump and reach into the sea of mail-order qties again.

>>6480456
joke post please

I studied in school. Three years biological anthropology and cultural anthropology. Mind you it was seven years ago. And things might have changed. But from what i studied in the years i was in school it was known that children adopted from same sex couples 1) didn't always come out gay and 2) where more likely to graduate high school and less likely to go to jail.
Mind you. You kind of sound like my teacher. How old are you?

>>6478929
I don't care. I wanna be an old ass looking woman, preferably with another old ass looking woman, getting into shit that appears way below our age.

I was be 60, looking 80, getting drunk in the park.

>>6480513
White trash pls go

>>6480596
White trash don't get drunk in parks, bruh, they have fields and shit for that.

What do you have against drunk Frisbee?

>>6480633
>Frisbee
>>>/lgbt/

>>6480641
but this is /lgbt/

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>>6480641
I've got one that lights up, so that there is no scenario in which I cannot play Frisbee.

>>6480650
>>6480652
>>>/mtfgen/

>>6480671
You're going to need to accept that lesbians love sports and feats strength.
It's only been the stereotype since the beginning.

>>6480680
Issss truuu

>>6480680
>frisbee
>sports and feats strength
>>>/r9k/

>>6480671
Is frisbee an mtf thing?

>>6480696
Embrace it, anon.
I've never encountered more 'I betcha can't's than when I was hanging with lesbians.
I have never wrestled more.

Try it, you might like it.

>>6480713
Idk. Go ask one.

>>6480717
I can think of part of me that might :3c

>>6480737
Nothing is better

>>6480754
Sorry all I have near me is the repugnant bull dyke type of lesbian

>>6480773
I dunno. I think I toe that line sometimes.

>>6480773
Uuuhhh. Thas me.

>>6480781
>>6480777
I don't see how that makes me want to do it any more.

>>6480784
It doesn't. But I can't shit on bulldykes too much if I'm only 30 years away from being one.

>>6480804
It's alright bulldyke
You guys can make good conversation

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>tfw you ask a girl out and she still hasn't texted you back
>tfw it's been almost 24 hours
>tfw this may have ruined your friendship

I am the literal worst

>>6480851
No, you're not.
Judging from personal experience, on both sides of the situation, if one person wants more than friendship, they're never going to be ok with being just friends.
It's better to let something die than drag it along with shitty feelings.

>>6480860
Calm down. She just asked to go out. Social contact is necessary to you know.

Dang

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>>6480860
I just hate that it seems like I read the situation wrong and let myself get filled with false hope. Some things she said and did made it seem like she was interested and a lot of our friends seemed to think she really liked me.

Now I'm embarrassed.

>>6480914
When you go out. Find out.
Feel her out to see what her intentions are. Tell her you think she's pretty. That way she will know you're interested but nothing has to happen. It shows you are content with the way things are but if she's up to it you can be to.

>>6480884
Asking 'to go out', as anon phrased it, generally means romantically/sexually.
Obviously, if she phrased it like a normal hangout, she's good.

>>6480895
Yeah?

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Anyone have a top or bottom preference?
I don't think it's an attitude thing, but I always cum harder if I'm on top.

>>6481512
Oh man!

>>6481471
In my healthy imagination I want to be on top.

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>>6481512
fuk u dot

>>6481471
what did you say about altitude. It is an altitude thing. fe jet

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>>6481558

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Who's ready to shitpost???

>>6481596
>belt on wrist

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>>6481619
>being a POS who doesn't need to know the time

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>>6481631
>not having a time chip implanted

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>>6481662
>students not allowed phones in class
>WAT TYME IS IT??
>HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT LEFT???
>SHIT MY FONE IS DEAD
I haven't bought a watch battery in my entire life

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>>6481512

>tab out of vidya midmission to check skype quickly
>see this in background
>lose my shit, friends worried if im okay

Israel strikes.

>>6481471
Top.

>>6481596
Doesn't that stuff kill people?

>>6481941
Only pussies. It has been responsible for many of my black outs, though.

>>6481941
>>6481964
I thought they changed the recipe long ago to prevent that whole blacking out and/or dying thing.

>>6481928
Shalome

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>>6481990

>>6481980
Basically all they did was take the caffeine out, or knocked it out or something. (Which was never an issue with me, since I always mix vodka with energy drink.)
I just like it because it's higher than wine or beer, but doesn't taste like straight spirits.

I don't like drinking a little bit, it's not worth it for me calories wise. I either wanna be half way to smashed or I'd rather not drink.
It's a good compromise.

>>6481964
>>6481980
>>6482017
Idk about the recipe now. But out here in LA it was outlawed for a cool minute.

>>6482076
Wow, really?
I get wanting people not to market to teenagers, but I kinda hate the notion that once you turn +18 you hate you hate anything sweet or high in alcohol content.
Fact is, it's easier for me, and cheaper, to buy wanna these than it is to find a bottle, buy some vodka and mix it with some shit before I drink it.
Like, ya know what, you're marketing to me, who isn't in the mood to drink beer. If a teenager happens to want that too, that's on them. Step up carding.

>>6482106
Well it might be allowed now, seeing as that you're holding one.

>>6482131
>>6482131
Yeah, but now it's fucking different. God forbid an adult enjoy the same thing a teenager would.
ANd this is coming from someone who didn't even drink until I was 20.

>>6482155
You better elect Trump n take ur kentry bayk

>>6482162
The fuck???

>>6482162
I wouldn't go that far, but still.
The drinking age should be 18, if that. If someone has a problem with some product encouraging 'binge drinking', then they need to tackle the entire culture, not just one can. (And protip: such a high drinking age encourages binge drinking, because you're never sure when you can get alcohol again, so you might as well make the most of it.)
I'm more in favor of stricter regulations of drunk driving. Like, you do it twice and you're fucked forever.

>>6482190
I don't think there should be a drinking age at all.

>>6482206
Well, no, I don't think that's fair, not with the culture we have right.
What I think would be ideal in 2015 would be the ability to get a drink if your parents are there, that way it's not some weird 'forbidden fruit' thing, and you start to learn your limits.
Beyond that, I think 18's a good age.
I'm drunk right now, thought.

>>6482218
Just remove the drinking age, and make giving minors alcohol to the point of alcohol poisoning illegal.

>>6482218
In France they drink like forever what is it? 16, in Mexico the age is 18. bur in most countries (except merika) kids drink with their parents. they kind of usher them into it.

>>6482233
Forgive, I haven't looked it up in a while, but can't scant amounts of alcohol fuck you brain up when you're too young?
If that's not true, I'm damn well on your side.

I think we're at a particularly troublesome spot, assuming youre around my age, where our parents' drinking age was 18.
I'm over it now, but there was a lot of fighting between my twin and my parents about underage drinking, and a lot of it stemmed from that fact.

I feel like if we expected more of our young adults, they would step up to the plate.

>>6482251
Probably to some extent, but that's also true of sugar and a number of other things that are legal to consume below the age of 18.

>>6482279
Honestly, the only reason I wan them on the books is so some asshole can't bottle feed their kid Jameson because they think it's funny.
How the laws are enforced is another matter.

Who are you voting for in the 2016 presidential election Lesgen?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10626073

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>>6482319
>putting sanders and johnson as real options

>>6482347
I just wanted to give everyone as much choice as possible
Just making it trump, clinton, and no one isn't much fun desu

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>>6482404
>Just making it trump, clinton, and no one isn't much fun desu

>>6476406
>Cis lesbian

that doesn't make any sense fuck you

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>>6482422

>>6482347
god shes pretty.

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>>6482404
>mfw 16 trump votes
we getting brigaded senpai

>>6482428
She's GOAT senpai

>>6482436
Oh i posted it on all the generals since I assumed a "who are you voting for" thread would be deleted by the autistic mods on this board

>>6482319
>Trump dyke general
You're alright

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>>6482436

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>>6482445
Oh I see. That makes sense then. Lots of polgbt here.

>>6482451
Dot you fucking faggot lmao

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>>6482446

>>6482457
>Lots of polgbt here.
Yeah and that's why I assumed they'd get pissed off and immediately delete the thread

The distribution seems about right to me:

No one really likes Clinton but the people who don't like Trump will begrudgingly vote for her if they aren't given more choices (or they won't vote at all)
It doesnt surprise me that even after his loss Sanders is still number 2
Trump is number one because this site loves him
What does surprise me is how many "No One" votes there are. I would've expected more Clinton and Sanders votes over "No One".

>>6482451

fucking lel

>>6482490
I would've picked Sanders, but he isn't a realistic option at all. If he were actually on the ballot then I'd have picked him. Otherwise, there isn't an option that represents me or any other proletarian for that matter.

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>>6482490
>>6482506
Yeah if Sanders weren't an option I'd have put down Hilary. I'm not actually going to attempt to vote for Sanders in the general, I'll vote Shillary for sure.

>>6482506
that's why I gave the someone else option so you could say you're voting for the nazi party of america or zionists united or workers of the world or some other such bullshit

>>6482513
I think that's a good chunk of the sanders voters on this board
If I were a sanders voter I'd probably abstain but that's because I fucking hate hillary clinton

>>6482526
I'm not voting for anybody, though. That's why I picked "nobody".

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Politics are a scam. Lets tear down the patriarchy and begin our take over.

>>6482603
You cant post a picture of hot chicks and expect me to be able to make a good decision.

>>6482603
>patriarchy
I think you missed tumblr there.

>>6481471
Bottom, cause it gets to me really bad and I get a shameful feeling of it. I can do top though, can't always have the same thing.

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>>6483458
>Bottom, cause it gets to me really bad and I get a shameful feeling of it
and that's... a good thing?

Where were you when you realized t.A.T.u. weren't actually gay?

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>>6476436
same.

Straight girls can smell my dyke scent 100 meters away. Most of them, I get the feeling they try to keep their distance, that they're afraid I'll put them into an awkward situation by falling in love or lust with them. However, a small number of straight girls seem drawn to me for the novelty or progressiveness of having a lesbian friend. Then they go on to treat me like a comedic relief side-character in their own personal rom-com. They make shitty friends.

I pretty much just hang out with guys. My guy friends are a lot of fun. We pick on each-other and laugh a lot about everything. We also play vidya games a lot and smoke pot sometimes. I've never had a guy-friend who I could bond with on a deep emotional level though. If I was upset and crying, I wouldn't go to one of them for comfort/consolation. I don't know if that is their fault or mine.

There aren't enough open lesbians at my school. There are lots of queers, special-snowflakes, and millions of wanna-be-bisexuals. They're all talk, will kiss girls if it's in front of people, but they'd have a stroke and vomit if they ever went anywhere near a vagina. Me, my ex (who I hate), her gf (who I don't hate, but am annoyed by), and two other girls are the only open lesbians. I should probably try to befriend the later, but haven't gotten around to it. They both look like Big Boo from OITNB (read "not my type"). One of them is very obnoxious and can't control the volume of her voice. The other, I've never spoken to, but I know she's in SJW type clubs. I know it's shallow, but I'm honestly a little afraid of people associating me with them. I'm also worried that one or both of them may develop a crush on me, which makes me a hypocrite, and just as bad as the straight girls who avoid me for the same reason.

>>6481471
Throughout my life, in all of my sexual relationships (all two, and I'm only 28, go ahead and be jealous), whoever was physically stronger became the top at least 90% of the time. I've never had sex with a girl without play-wrestling first.

>>6483969
Senior year in high school. Don't remember the details. I still don't really get why it surprised people so much to find that out.

>>6481471
>>6481471
I've been a top for 5 years now. I know I'm good but I hate it now. My gf has turned into a pillow princess after the first year of us being together and now sex just bores me to the point I don't even feel excited touching her anymore because I get nothing in return. I've asked her can we switch and she basically comes up with a bullshit excuse why she can't. Now i've been wanting to break up with her for awhile since sex is important to me and I feel very unloved because of it..

>>6484173
>My gf has turned into a pillow princess after the first year of us being together

Dear god how horrible

>>6484173
>My gf has turned into a pillow princess
That's kind of a problem.
Make her get on top.

>>6484281
>>6484183
She says she's intimidated by the experience gap between us in sex but honestly she's just lazy and doesn't know what she's doing because she's never really tried. She was good and fun in the beginning. I got better because I've had practice. I don't ever knock her down for trying, ever. I loved her a lot emotionally, but even that's fading..
Physically she's pretty and she gets hit on a lot, but the second she wants me to fuck her I just don't want to anymore. I WANT TO BE FUCKED. And it's killing me. For a long time I felt really bad about it, it took a lot of my self confidence away for awhile, like maybe I'm not as good looking as people tell me, and I thought I was being selfish. But now I see that it isn't me, it's her.
Tl:dr Don't fall for your senpai.

>>6484373
Sounds like she's just a bislut looking to get off

how do I buy my girlfriend a dildo

>>6484472
buy it

I hate taxes.Thanks for allowing me to say it. Love you all <3 Even the autists and NEET's.

>>6484511
yes but which dildo is good for girl

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>>6484529
What kind of dildo do you like?

Do you want it to be realistic or just sculpted in weird ways with all sorts of ribs and antennae?
Do you want it to vibrate? A little or a lot?
How hard do you want it to be?
Do you want it to be double ended?
Do you want it to be able to ejaculate?

>>6484529
>>6484472
Do you know if she actually likes them?

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If there's something I love it's qt's with facial scars, bruises, burn damage and all that kind of stuff. I don't know why but I just fucking love it all.

>>6484606
That's also an important thing to consider.

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>>6484710
What degree of scarring?

>>6484710
Also pic extremely related.

>>6484720
Half a face or several cuts. Very difficult to say actually. It's the whole face that also determines what amount of scarring is suitable.

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>>6484727
How much for body scars?

>>6481705
Dr Anon story time

>be me
>chillin' in the ward, new patient admitted
>taking a throughout history
>exam time
>listen to heart sounds, sounds regular
>gotta count, look around
>no wall clock
>watches not allowed due to hygiene issues
>apologize and pull up own mobile
>(also count respiratory rate because that's top tier vital sign)
>continue
>look in mouth because I enjoy it
>too damp lighting to get a good look
>no flashlight in the room
>apologize again and use own mobile assistance light

Every single time until I got my pocket watch and flashlight

They were going to install wall clocks in exam rooms when they banned watches, but nah, why would landstinget do that lol

>>6483999
Semi-related but I've kind of given up regarding male online vidya friends. Everything is okay until there's voice communication or my sex is revealed in any other way (which I grudgingly try to avoid). Things try to continue as usual but it always ends up badly, in some way. I wish I could use some voice modulator to sound male dosu senpai

>>6484731
That's a tough one. I guess I could go as far as missing fingers but I take my limits with amputated limbs. Unless they have really cool augmented replacements.
>tfw scar fetish
>tfw no augmented gf with scar

>>6484710
You would die from infection like that

>>6484737
I know I know, but it would be a cool way to die. Which is funny because probably I'll deal with such injuries later in my career but I'll probably find them cute anyway.

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>>6484734
post more scarred qts

>>6484606
>>6484715
She told me she was masturbating tonight and she wished she had a dildo she could grind on and pretend that it was my dick.
That means she wants one, right?

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>>6484775

>>6484790
btw im a boy I just figured that lesbians would know the most about girl dildos

>>6484761
I would but all my qt scarfaces are on my laptop ):

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>>6484796
Tell her to improvise and use a length of cucumber.

>>6484830
Post some later then?

>>6484878
A-B-C are the best sizes and whoever says otherwise is a thief and liar.

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>>6484887
A and B are pretty cute.

>>6484796
Dosu senpai I think you're better off asking straight girls, "lesbians always use dildos" is a porn meme ("lesbians hate dildos" too though), and her wishes regarding shape etc might be different. Why not make an advice thread in disguise on /soc/, asking girls what kind they use?

>>6484878
>tfw AA
feels pedobear

Good morning, remember that all 2d posters are not Goldstar bio lesbians.

>>6485121
>Goldstar
Wurlstar?

GOLDSTAR LESBIAN ONLY
O
L
D
S
T
AFAB
R

>>6485132
What's a GoldStar, is it like a Blackstar?

>>6485214
A lesbian who have never had a sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex or a transscum.

I've run out of wine. Somebody plz bring me a good bottle of red wine and I'll give you anything. Cuddling, sex, marriage, anything.

>>6485254
Where do you live.......

>>6485257
Helsinki, Finland. I'm counting on you my dear anons ):

>>6485264
I'll be there in 37 hours

>>6485285
That's kinda long but if you actually make it I'll probably fall in love with you.

>>6485295
I'll really hurry then

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>>6485295

>>6485325
We can't get married over here and I'll have to finish- pun intended - my uni but next year we can get married.

>>6485339
You might as well just come here then

>>6485119
>feels pedobear
Boy, if you fucking knew about AA there.

>>6485338
I'll marry you <3
>>6485344
I can't, I have to finish med school ): I have already sold my soul to it.

>>6485361
Doctor! You can take of me!

>>6485364
I have 4 years to go and after that 2 years before I get a proper license so you'll probably have to visit a real physician in the meantime.

>>6485369
We can play doctor/patient in private ;)

>>6485386
Surgical scrubs are quite uncomfortable and I'm not that drunk to molest my patients.

>>6485405
That's why I'm bringing more wine

>>6485410
Hey, that's low!
>tfw no gf

>>6485417
:P maybe I want to get you more drunk

>>6485427
But why?
>using 4chan as my personal chat with anon
>imokeywithit.jpg
>sorry for all the /lesgen grills

>>6485441
Getting people drunk is what I do. I run a bar

>>6485448
If you run a jazz bar I'll promise to marry you and be your girl.

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>>6485453
Funny you should say that. Craft cocktails and jazz is what I do

>>6485459
Damn, I should probably start to look for a wedding dress... Should we invite just the family for our wedding or the entire /Lesgen?

>>6485464
Absolutely but 80% would not show and talk shit here whilst we were getting married

>>6485473
90% of /Lesgen population are NEET's who would cherish the chance to see pure goldstar love.

>>6485488
Would you marry me without even knowing what I look like

>>6485493
As long as you're not obese I'm fine with anything.

>>6485502
I'm thin and handsome, so I've been told. What about you?

>>6485510
If post ends in 1, 3, 6, or 8 I sleep

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>>6485515
damn

>>6485504
Nerd af. No sense of fashion to I just wear skinny jeans and hoodies. Also eyeglasses. but I do have abs.

>>6485532
I like glasses and abs! Maybe chat somewhere else

>>6485534
I dunno ): I just wanted someone to talk to because all my friends are unavailable.
>also because tfw no gf and I need a hug
>and wine

>>6485488
I don't think everyone here is THAT picky.

Damn roleplaying, makes me want to cuddle and stuff

>>6485597
Maybe some other time then

>>6484710
Its not cute. What in the hell would you see in such a disgusting feature?

>>6485877
I ask that about you all the time.

>>6485877
Actually it's cute and hot as hell.

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Ugh.. I was planning on going for a run today after almost a week of inactivity but lucky me I got my period today. My muscles feel weak and jelly. Should I go anyway?

I'm trying to motivate myself to move my ass anyway but even that is hard.

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>>6480931
I explicitly asked her out on a date. We regularly hang out with just each other and for whatever reason, my dumb ass wanted to make sure that my intentions were clear. I told her that if she wasn't interested we could still be friends and no bones broken, yada yada yada. She still hasn't gotten back to me. This is the last time I listen to my friends when they insist a girl is into me.

>>6486535
DO IT. You'll feel extra proud of yourself for doing it despite suffering.

>>6486607
Doing it

>>6486646
Good job anon! I'm proud of you!

>>6485510
holy shit she has my goal body
Do you think that's achievable without roids or extra test?

>>6486064
Yup. I don't get it.

>>6486410
It's really not. You don't know what you're talking about

>>6486555
getting tricked into thinking someone's into u when they aren't is the worst feeling ever.
I still have to get over a shitty experience like this

>>6486555
If she tries to touch you or is always messing with her hair, that means she finds you attractive. If she doesn't make a move it means she's afraid to. You need to make her feel safe and free to express her feelings to you.

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>>6486933
I know that feel all too well, sis. It takes a long time to get over feeling like you've been manipulated or lead on.

>>6486934
She compliments me on my figure a lot and we've hung out on outings that were sort of date-ish. I'm a total sperglord and not at all great at this either. I'm trying to get over all the anxiety bullshit I've been fighting through for years and doing stuff that makes me feel bold. Hopefully it works.

Either way, she texted me back. I think I have a date.

FUUUUUUUUUU

>>6486901
Eat your meat and vegetables, it'll help you get on your way.

>>6485230
I'm wondering do they even exist?

I'm goldstar because I'm too ugly to experience affection from another human being but are there normal girls who never had a dick in them?

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>out for my male bros
>they treat me like before and now we talk about girls
>out for my females friends
>they now avoid me

>>6486991
There you go. Just make sure she feels safe around you (its got to be real) and things will fall into place.

>>6486999
Right here.

>>6487033
Grodie, I don't want you trying to munch my rug you dyke.
t. Stacie

>>6487080
You have a rug?
Eww.

>>6487105
>"women" who are clean shaven
If I wanted a little girl I'd volunteer as a preschool teacher thank you very much.

>>6487067
Glad there is at least one decent girl in this thread

>>6487114
Ew how do you expect a girl to eat you out like a delicious cheese cake if you got hair all over dinner/breakfast/lunch

>>6487114
Im more of a trimmed girl myself. I have hair but in no way is it a rug.

>>6487033
Then they aren’t your friends...? Shouldn't friends trust you enough not to feel insecure about it happening? Maybe you should talk to them to straighten things out.

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>>6487036
I mean, I think she does? We've gone out to dinner together, been to a music festival, a picnic and hiking.

We both like birds so our date is going to be an owl-watching hike or an IMAX documentary about either national parks or space (depends on which is playing). We've talked about going boating before too.

I am equal parts excited and terrified.

>>6486901
Probably not without PCOS, honestly.

>>6487129
A well trimmed bush is the best.
Just trim it clean around the labia and clit for access, then leave it all wonderful and bushy above it.

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>>6476406
>cis lesgen

TRANSMISOGYNY

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>>6487254

>>6487254
White people mouths are so fucking weird. I don't understand how people live without lips.

>>6487230
>tfw no qt to do nerdy outdoorsy stuff with

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>>6487430
What kind of outdoor activities?

>>6487230
Happy it worked out for you brah. After all that worrying, too. Have a great time and let us know how it goes!

>>6487337
I didn't even notice till i dated one. Lol. It is different kissing them

>>6484733
>>Semi-related but I've kind of given up regarding male online vidya friends. Everything is okay until there's voice communication or my sex is revealed in any other way
Ik this feel. Then they always want to see what I look like or fall for me and I just want to de-friend them.
But I also have a few male friends that I have played mmorpgs and vidya with me since I was like 10-12 and I'm 22 now and we all talk frequently, even though we don't game much anymore. Also we send presents and stuff back and forth for holidays and birthdays ect.

SEND HELP.
SHE'S PERFECT AND HER SMILE LITERALLY BRIGHTENS UP MY DAY.
NAY, MY WEEK.

KNOWING IM GOING TO SEE HER MAKES MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI.

I SHOULD BE MORE MATURE AND GROWN UP AND LESS LIKE A TEENAGER IN HER FIRST CRUSH.

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>>6484761
Yang lost an arm, does that count?
Also Weiss's scar.
I loved Balalaika.

>>6487214
>>Maybe you should talk to them to straighten things out.
I see what you did there. And I laughed.

>>6487701
You in the Discord?

>>6487730
Nope. Is it voice or text? I might join eventually.

>>6488136
either

>>6488148
Ah, I see.. Maybe when my work slows down and I have the time. How many people are in it?

>>6488162
About 25 with ~9 or 10 regular posters

>>6488162
I want to hit on you there. Don't let that be a deterrant.

what does it feel like, being the shitty lesgen?

>>6488973
I dunno, ask TLG.

>>6488973
Compared to what? There's only one

>>6488393
I want to be hit on there...
;-;

New thread for you skanky lot.

>>6489419

>>6488393
I'm flattered anon. You honor me.
>>6489087
You'll find a qt someday anon. Or maybe you're already someones qt they're too scared to hit on. Either way, I still love you anon.