/MTFG/: transwoman general

if you reply to this comment you'll wake up as a cutie tomorrow

>>6448945
i don't want to be a hon any god that may be out there i swear my soul if only but to come back as a normal woman with a normal family

>>6448945

Like she "fixed" Libya?

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Hilary should try fix her mail server as well
Security is a bit lacking

>>6448957
Lies ;_;

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Hey gals. What's new

can someone tell me how to grow healthy long hair

i heard you have to cut it every once and a while

how do i know i dont have healthy hair

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Nyet

>>6448968
Just cut it every few months to avoid split hairs, don't wash it every day, 2-3 times a week tops, use conditioner as well when you do.

You should be able to tell how healthy your hair is by looking at it I think? If you think it looks fine it's probably fine.

>>6448966
Hi abby

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My hormone order from QHI today cost £5 more due to the drop in the pound against the euro. Good job Brexit faggots.

make america britain again

Anglomerican Union Incoming

>>6448957

But a cis male.

>>6448974
i wash my hair every day because if i dont it looks like i havent washed it in months

i have like almost jet black natural hair

>>6448981
thats dumb though
thats to the idiot UK to forcing another recession upon us

>>6448980
Great for buying from amazon.co.uk though, it's like a 10% off everything sale!

>>6448968
balanced diet with plenty protein

>>6448974
lol you don't need to cut it. my hair is very long and ive never cut it

>>6448975
Hey maddie how's it nose ? (sorry for the pun ahead of time)

>>6448984
who has a MASSIVE CRAVING FOR COCK

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>>6448989

>Britain Leaves EU
>America joins EU

>>6448980
You have to make sacrifices if you want your country to overcome.

>>6448971
cyka

>>6448998
POTTERY
that'd be wonderful actually
i hope this thing doesn't fuck over the democrats in november

>>6448986
This happens because of how much product you use on your hair. Start washing it once every two days at first, then spread it out more.

>>6448991
It's healthy practice to avoid split ends.

>tfw us/uk passport
best passport combo coming through

i can live in any country in the commonwealth

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>>6448960
I read Libya as labia
I need to stop thinking about srs rn

>>6448994
Lmao Uhm it's starting to look normal ^_^ my tranniversary is next week too

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>>6448987
Thank's Phien. That's a great decision.
<3<3

>>6449012
srs is a meme procedure

>>6449008
if anything, its going to make the dems look good because Trump is out there blabbering about how excited he is that brexit passed. looks like pretty much everyone is figuring out that it was a horrible idea.

>>6449011
>US passport
>Czech passport
p shit combo :(

>>6448957
Reply

>HRT covered by the state
>SRS too and don't need FFS
>grandparents paying for college
>look at bank account
>more money than I need
>literally transitioning and living the life that I want without spending a dollar
>all old friends accept me and tell me how pretty I am
>in a relationship with an openminded hot guy
>still unhappy

why am I still unhappy?

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>>6449020
Because you're mentally ill obviously

>>6449020
cuz ur not cis
also fake story

>>6449015
no its like a cisification life changing amazing thing but its too expensive

its 2 pm and i just woke up

i havent eaten still

i told myself i would never become depressed again

but i think these warning signs are saying that i might be

>>6449020
see a therapist dummy

>>6449013
Mmmmmmm I want to cover you in white sauce and give you the cheese filled crust. I'm talking about chicken monaco style, covered in herbs and a bit of pineapple. 8 slices of heaven while I stuff your hotbox with my garlic bread stick if you get my drift baby.

>>6449030
>i told myself i would never become depressed again

if only it was this easy

>>6449024
>>6449025
>mentally ill
this is true

also, this is my life and i'm not happy. i wish it wasn't true.

>>6449027
no its a meme procedure

>>6449027
>implying you wouldn't chicken out at the last second

>>6449033
I'm getting fit again say goodbye to the booty

>>6449031
i've been seeing a therapist since i was 15 when i began my transition. i learned that they can't solve your problems for you.

>>6449013
:O yay! Is it your 1 year?

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>>6449037
You need achievement

>>6449016
but wont he just change his story and try to retcon history as usual?
idk im curious to see how all this works out

>>6449039
well u know apparently, he actually moved so, hey you never know

>>6449038
how?

>>6449039
fuck no, I hate my tumor

>>6448944
I honestly have no idea.
I think I have healthy hair, but I would like a haircut too.

>>6448972
That's the understanding I've come to, but the reality makes me sad about it.

>>6448976
this sounds accurate

>>6448987
No, I'm talking about an inpatient or outpatient stay. Somewhere that you'll have access to psychiatric help every day, and be put on the right medication.

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>masturbate to gay porn with a buttplug in
but what does it MEAN

>>6449040
Oh pizzaslut. I will miss our fun times together.

>>6449049
that's what i'm in college for..

>>6449020
because i'm living paycheck to paycheck by myself wanting to die
rofl
pls EYL
(enjoy your life for you rich people)

>>6449053
Your a gay man?

>>6449053
you're an extreme homosexual roleplaying as a woman to indulge in femininity

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I think im going to keep my hair red.

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>>6449050
>he


>>6449053
gay porn is best porn desu

>david cuckeron is stepping down
ahahahahahaha

>>6449053
it means you're craving something
it starts with "C"
and ends at the back of your throat

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>>6449057
>>6449058
you think?
that really doesnt feel right though

>>6449056
money doesn't mean shit to me. sure i can see it enables things but i have no concept of finance because it's been handed to me all my life. i'm just as miserable as you are, trust me.

>>6449053
>being able to masturbate

oh
that rope play barbie is cool
i thought i was gonna get some one to tie me up and shit
but its not happening now

hey though
lemme ask u
what is "platonic rope play"
is that a thing?

>>6449065

>roleplaying as a woman so hard you become a lesbian

Classic ufufu.

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i've never voted before but I am registering today

prepare for daddy trump

>>6449060
Red hair is cute, what's your natural colour?

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>>6449072
#MAGA

>>6449066
i spend my life at my jobs
come home and shit post
i haven't had parents
i don't know how to do anything
half the time i have to pay bills i just break down into tears
please buy me a gun
i'm begging

>>6449076
dirty blonde

>>6449065
Cis girls watch gay porn, cis men watch lesbian porn. It means nothing more than you're attracted to the gender that's on your screen.

The butt plus is probably because you have no vjj

>>6449065
I still like you even tho you're a roleplaying fag.

>>6449071
Maybe it's time to give it a rest curry muncher.

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>>6449070
rip ur rope play dreams
and yeah it can be a thing i think. as long as you can divest the sexy aspect of it.

>>6449071
lmfao
but no
it's weird, maybe im like one of those special snoflake in betweens
but also
no i really feel like being a girl is better for me im just used to having a dick i think

>>6449064
yah probably this quite honestly
also i can better relate to porn where the submissive partner isnt cis but is rather a crossdresser or like a trans woman. you know? body-wise, i can insert better.

>>6449082
hmmmmmmmmm
ok psychiatrist anon i believe you

>>6449079
i'm not buying you a gun but i would consider buying you something from amazon to cheer you up.

do you have e-mail?

>>6449060
YES LIVE THE GINGER LIFE IT IS NICE

>go to first transgender counseling session
>overhear the therapist discussing something about me with the doctor
>they're using female pronouns to describe me
>begin blushing a deep red
thats never happened before

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>>6449090
But I'm pale already ;-;
this seems like a bad idea ABBY

>>6449060
That explains so much. You have no soul.

>>6449088
i just like boy bottoms
self insert ehh
j just like seeing cute boys take really phat cawks

>>6449089
>do you have e-mail?
who doesn't you retard?

>>6449089
will you buy me something from amazon?
that'd be nice of you
>>6449088
nice dubs

i didn't know it was a thing
idk why one would try to unsexulize something that would be fun and sexy but whatever i guess
it seems like it'd be fun in lesbian sex ;---;

u done rope play before?

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>>6449093
So am I. Pale, red hair and freckles is the only way to go desu

>>6449094
I don't think so rawr. She's in the same boat you are.

>>6449087
>Maybe it's time to give it a rest curry muncher.

Umm, wtf? I was just making a joke about that other Anon's retarded idea.

>>6449088

Well, you seem like a sexual omnivore, only you're a allergic to meat and fish so you're basically lez.

>>6449101
k nevermind.

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>>6449096
Then give me yours.
>>6449104
I don't have freckles, im Slavic.

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imma go for the day

see ya ladies laters

>>6449109
what's gay sex like? like sex but gay?

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>>6449087
unless a fag is an amab person who wants to be a girl and alter their body and face and voice over time and through medical procedures, both invasive and non-invasive, to get to the point where people won't know that they were amab in the first place

im pretty sure im not a fag

>>6449094
take a guess!!!!!!!

>>6449100
hmmmmmm i see
i mean i like it too
but i can ~imagine~ how it feels better than straight porn. u kno?

>>6449102
yah. i like it. it can be uncomfortable though.

>>6449106
ahhahhahahaha
thats a bretty funny way of putting it. surprisingly fitting too.

guys i wanna marry kayla i can tell you guys now that shes gone

>>6449118
>but i can ~imagine~ how it feels better than straight porn. u kno?

Makes sense, you have the same sexual organs

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>>6449110
obtain freckles! Or reroll you character sheet for the freckles trait.
>tfw you will never go back to the character creation screen irl and change your sex :(

>>6449120
thought you were going for the day kayla

>>6449109
It's OK rawr you little Polish virgin. No need to lie, you're among friends.

>>6449110
In exchange for?

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>>6449053
lol You should get a Cock Ring Ken to go with that. ;)

>>6449125

Open the console and type "showracemenu". Fair warning, it'll reset your skill stats too tho.

>>6448993
Progressively more often as the process goes on. Just... you should know going in that being happy isn't all the time, and being sad doesn't stop being a thing (and becomes harder to ignore). Life won't become perfect. Just (probably) better, given that your body will be less unpleasant and people will likely respond to that.

>>6449106
>you're a allergic to meat and fish so you're basically lez.

you know the fish here represents the vag right?
? ?

"Women are the real victims of war" - Hillary "The Woman" Clinton

>>6449133
Add me on discord ho

>>6449118
oh
hmm
so like
if you're not having sex what would platonic rope play even be

>>6449125
if only.
>>6449127
Love

>>6449138
==
disgusting

>>6449131
hey baldanon, aren't you glad we harassed you into transitioning way back when?

>>6449150
why not?

>>6449150
did you use rogaine? what about fin?

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>>6449118
i can't get hard to straight porn
cocks or bust

>>6449134

I'm aware my metaphor works as it is, and you reading too much into it is a sign of autism, yes.

im 6'2 and i think shrinking ligaments is a meme

pls prove me wrong

>>6449140
But...I'm not ON discord. What's discord?

>>6449158
It's a meme

>>6449156
well i guess everyone who appreciates accuracy has autism according to you.

>>6449123
right
and over time my dysphoria over my dick has kind of gone from being acute to sort of not so bad. like. i dont like the idea of people touching it. but aside from some more practical issues (tucking in certain clothing, etc) i dont mind so much that it's there. as of rn at least.

or actually, it might be more apt to say that instead of being okay with it, its more like i've learned to make do as-is and to try and feel okay about my body even if i dont like that aspect of it.

>>6449128
i know i know i know asbfoyhaubsga

>>6449130
lmfao
gay nightclub ken

>>6449141
idk, you know... just enjoying the rope play itself? the dominant/submisive aspect of it?

>>6449154
well fair enuff
im definitely not interested in women in the same way that i used to be, so...

>>6449159
It's where all the mtfg trannies hang out now that we've largely abandoned skype

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>>6449158
its a meme

>>6449164
oops i missed some of the censoring
OOPS

>>6449164
disgusting freak!

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>>6449164
That pic!

>>6449165
>tfw just got skype
>it's been abandoned

>>6449164
that pic is hot
fuck


oh...........
hmm
i guess that makes sense but that seems so....boring or passe?
like
just tieing me up and that being it...like,
why
or vice versa
ugh fml

>>6449165
oh maybe i should come there

j/k

>>6449170
you think?
shiiiiiiiiiit

>>6449172
>>6449175
>>6449177
>everyobne reacting to the pic
lol
thats what im saying tho!!!!!!

also lol idk some people are really into kinky stuff but not necessarily sexual shit
everybodys different

>>6449174
rip

>>6449164
>pic
does your poor gf who accepted you despite your trannydom know you want to cuck her badly?

>>6449164
fug i missed the pic

>>6449182
men are men and women are women!

there is no in-between!

sodomite!

>>6449187
Use the archive fool.

>>6449187
>not knowing it's all archived

>>6449182
i mean i can get that i guess, but also i dont want to strip and get tied up and not be fucked
like
you and i are platonic friends, i dont want to tie you up, that just seems silly to me, idk
but i guess separating kinks from sex is cool or something
>>6449187

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>>6449164
What pic, what was it

>It's hot as hell. I have shorts on myself while in-door.
>Grocery time, need to go outside
>Should I change to long pants to hide ugly thick legs
>But It's soo hot...
>Go with long pants anyway
>Elevator
>The cutest girl in a dress comes in with long thick hairs legs thin as my wrists
>20cm shorter than me

Huh I guess I avoided the biggest dysmorphia attack in my life.

Why I had to be the biggest person on the whole block why not some /r9k/ looser.

>>6449190
>>6449191
i am a dumb
>>6449194
mercury noooo

>>6449198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic

nikkisnu

>>6449199
??

>>6449198
hi im nim

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>>6449182
>tfw no dominant cute bf

>>6449203
hi nim

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what is the ideal bf and why is he ftm
>>6449204
>>tfw no dominant cute bf
idktf

>>6449203
Are you new? Hello.

>>6449205
no you were mean to my bird

Does HRT make your hair grow faster?

>>6449208
yes im new

i heard you were nice :)

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>>6449209
Then i'll microwave you too, cyka.

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>>6449202
das forbidden luv
>>6449204

>>6449210
it made my hair talk

>>6449165
Alright, this ho installed Discord. Akaka there, too.

Went out for a curry with the family today, in boy mode.
This Indian waiter called me "miss" and "madam" for like the first half of meal until he clocked me.
He seemed to be pretty embarrassed and didn't check on our table again.

Not sure if I should be happy about semi-passing or kind of embarrassed too tbqh. Felt good at the time tho.

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>>6449158
The ones in the front of the upper pelvis may shrink while those in back lengthen. This causes a hip rotation, and the greater curve that females sometimes have in the lower back. Note, not all females have this.

On the other hand, it is well documented that cartilage thicknesses of the pads between bones can change during transition. Women do on average have thinner ones than males.

>>6449164
Back in the early '90s I had a friend who hacked up various Barbie and other dolls to make alternate versions, some naughty. She was doing quite well selling them on the net back then. I have no clue what she's doing now.

The only doll I ever bothered to get was Jesse Ventura, "Political Action Figure". Which was a real doll that was sold around his 1998 election. I was living in MN then.

>>6449215
birdo is gonna live a happy life

pls get rid of your microwave before you try to microwave yourself

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>>6449216
>implying there are mods here
but i deleted it anyway
here this is allowed

>>6449220
Add me @durr#3602

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>>6449224
No.
Я yжe знaю, гдe вы живeтe.

>>6449225
mods r busy chasin Eddie im sure

>>6449231
chara pls you were mean to my bird but i still dont want you to die

>>6449233
eddie?

>>6449220
>>6449226
what is discord?

>>6449239
It's a voip program.

>>6449239
its like vent for hipsters
it really tries to video gam meme you to death
and its free w/ no ads

>>6449239
https://discordapp.com

>>6449225
There's no mods.
Or my tits are man tits
Or both.
Either way, no mods

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>>6449186
well given that i dont want to "cuck" her, probably not

but setting that aside, yes, she realizes that there's been a pretty significant gulf between us recently. though im not sure she knows why.

>>6449188
well i think id best retract that idea of being in between because i dont know that that fits me, really

>>6449194
i mean it is what it is. kinky people can be surprisingly prudish. u prolly shouldnt do it if ud rather just have sex. lmao

>>6449204
>tfw kind and sweet gf that in no way sexually satisfies me
>tfw havent had sex in months

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so i didnt think much changed with just 6 months hrt, but i really did look completely different pre hrt. o.o

i cant wait to see how things are at 2 years

>>6449249
you are a man with a penis!

Getting steam games for free is very easy.

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>>6449255
???

>>6449257
you owe me steam games

>>6449249
>she realizes that there's been a pretty significant gulf between us recently. though im not sure she knows why.

Since you mentioned that you've talked to her about having sex with other people, I'd say she probably has an idea why.

>>6449244
kek
>>6449249
i mean im not gonna do it because i want to have sex, and etc etc, not be friends, lololol
idrk how kinky she is though desu

also whats up with u and ur gf??? weren't y'all in a similar spot before but then somehow it got fixed, or is my memory shit?

>>6449241
>>6449242
>>6449243
Thanks

Reminder that you can inject period blood into your stomach to grow a working uterus.

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>>6449261
Just go on another board, everyone is thirsty to give you free things on steam sales.

>>6449269
but im not cute like you

>>6449251

You do look different but that bottom picture is angled the fuck out.

>>6449251
How is this the same person?? I think you're lying desu.

>>6449269
I don't think people believe it, but the more beautiful the girl, the more gifts she gets, and the more valuable they are. All she has to do is make the guys think they have a prayer of a chance with her.

>>6449190
>archive
doesnt that just show deleted threads?

i came to the realization last night while trying to go to sleep that i will never experience true happiness again

happiness seems to correlate with innocence and only children are truly innocent

i can remember times when i was able to shake things off because i just knew that things would be better soon

but its a million times worse and i dont see it getting any better anytime soon

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>>6449249
>>6449262
wew lass p sure this would put most people on high alert
>>6449269
you're thirsty

>>6449165
Plz invite me to secret tranny discord where you all share secret pics of each other

>>6449255
no i dont think so

>>6449262
that was a long time ago tbqh
like 2 or 3 years ago

>>6449266
yes and yes ur right
idk what is gonna happen honestlay
probably should just end it bc having this happen multiple times is not a good sign, right?

>>6449258
a man cant have a vagina and a woman cant have a penis

>>6449287
You must be this [ ] hon to get in.

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>>6449291
what does that make me?

>>6449294
i dont know who or what you are

>>6449289
>>6449291

>>6449251
You're kind of cute at times.

>>6449272
Voice works too.
>>6449279
ez
>>6449286
For steam games specifically

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>>6449291
say that to my face mother fucker not online and see what happens

>>6449251
hard to tell when literally every picture you take is of you looking down

>every time i look up something random about myself it comes up pregnancy symptoms
;~; google please stop reminding me

>>6449300
can you pls teach me how to sound qt

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>>6449296
well, I am a man, but I do have a vagina, so youre confusing me

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>>6449305
I'm not the one to ask for that.

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>playing OW with qt crush all night
>introduce him to some of my friends who play it and they all love him
>he gets offline cause it's getting late, and i follow soon after because i was playin for him
>he texts me right after asking me if i'm going to play more, and i tell him i left when he did
>"call me!!"
>o-okie :#3
>talk on the phone for a few more hours about all kinds of stuff
>flirt a ton, laugh more than i have in months
>start to fall asleep together, and think about how much i've missed him
>"i'll talk to you tomorrow too, right?"
>of course you will...

i'm so happpyyyyyyyyyyyy ^3^ woke up today feelin gross tho cause of wine lool.
never drinking and playing OW ever ever again, but it was still fun!!!!! i hope you guys had a good thursday <3

>>6449301
yeah well im not afraid of fighting a man

and if you cover up that tattoo i wont be afraid of kissing a man either

>>6449289
If you're lucky enough to know exactly what you want and what's bothering you, why don't you openly tell her and see how you feel when she responds?

You love her right? Even as a friend? Then you should communicate with her openly about what you're feeling.

>>6449226
But I did, and you still don't want to be my friend ;~;

>>6449307
BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU GOT FREE STEAM GAMES WITH YOUR VOICE

omg chara

>>6449280
and live threads

>>6449289
>probably should just end it bc having this happen multiple times is not a good sign, right?

It would probably benefit you both

>tfw you can't just sit on the boy's penis 24/7

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>>6449313
Give me ur handle along with the numbers after it

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I woke up feeling gross that I spent two hours practicing this last night, but I was happy at the time I think?

>>6449301
cute
holy shit
das not fair

>>6449314
No i didn't, i said voice works too.

>>6449280
>>6449315
and archived threads, and pruned threads

that's why it's called an archive

>>6449314
>>6449305
https://clyp.it/gftzejyc

>>6449309
o shit i forgot to add u on bnet DAMMMNNNN

>>6449310
lmfao
kissu me anon-chan~

>>6449311
well because i do enjoy our relationship and feel comfortable with it
and on top of that we're going to europe together next month, staying with her family for a week, and her family paid for me to come... so.............

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Will I ever pass?

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>>6449303
uhh what about now?

>>6449321
looks good!

>>6449326
not if you're posting frogs
lets see the hips girl
they can't lie

>>6449315
>>6449324
im lost
http://boards.4chan.org/lgbt/archive

>>6449309
Wow. I knew you liked your brunette. Hope you spend a lot of time with him tomorrow, too.

>>6449328
the only thing that changed is your face got fatter and you went from darkskin to lightskin

>>6449328
i admit i can tell your trans but no idea from what to what

>>6449325
You need to break up with her you owe her that. You are wasting your time but more importantly hers. You come up with excuses like this holiday but you won't feel like breaking up with her after the trip since her senpai just shelled out all that coin for you to go. There is never a good time to break up. You can still be friends but you are wasting her life when you know in your heart there is no future.

>>6449325
but i already talk a lot and i still sound like a manbeast

>>6449337
>this isn't 100% of transition

>>6449320
akaka#5470

if i pray to kek will he let me pass

if i pray to kek will he grant me dubs

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>>6449325

uhh yeah!!! you need to add me already so you can meet my qt crush and all my other friends lol
they're all really awesome, i luv them
also girllllll about your gf tho........LIKEE.......
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I COULD SAY BUT I'VE SAID THEM AND I JUST WANT U TO BE HAPPY

>>6449336

he's literally my favorite ;_; he makes me laugh so much and he always wants to know everything going on with me and he listens and lets me vent like an idiot about things bothering me and he's supportive and super nice and asdfghjkl
so happy to have him back in my life agaainnnnn

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>>6449337
yeah that's tru my skin got alot clearer too i used to have horrible acne. but i guess ur critique means it's working? ill take anything i can get @_@;;

>>6449338
i think thats a good thing :3

>>6449337
Welcome to the first six months! Expect the jaw and chin to become slightly less pronounced, and for the chubby cheeks to get more so.

For everything else, there's ffs.

>>6449333
archive.loveisover.me

>>6449348
Just pump & dump already. Omfg.
You're on 16 y/o girl crush repeat.
Just fuck him & be done

Go fuck yourself Brushy

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Siracha honey chicken

>>6449326
Do you need a kiss from a prince to pass?

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>>6449350
I'm planning in getting ffs around 2018. I wanna see what needs work after hrt has don't a bit more first though

>>6449340
https://clyp.it/5poyeszh

>>6449339
you're right anon
you're absolutely right
but also im not lying, i dont want to ruin this trip for her, and i also dont want to break up with her while she's looking for a job (she recently graduated her masters program and is currently unemployed). we also live together in a very expensive city which makes things even more difficult. theres a lot of factors tbqh anon

>>6449348
i know u_____________u
jebus christo im so bad

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who /neverbeeninarelationship/ here

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>>6448957
i've replied to this multiple times, yet i'm still an ugly man.>>6449354
>Siracha honey chicken
that's always rly good desu.

>>6449358
Good plan, there.

I'm glad I waited before scheduling. It looks like my hairline will be good enough to dodge any major work there. I'll probably book brow and chin as a self Christmas present, though. Rhinoplasty will only come when I like my face enough to hate my nose on its own merits.

>>6449365
Cooking is fun when you make it up as you go
Until like a minute ago it was just sriracha chicken then I was like "there's honey in the pantry...."

>>6449359
uh kind of, but not 100%

i think i get scared that someone will hear me if im too loud

>>6449321
Now I feel bad, just gave up after my 2nd try.
Back to training.
And it looks really good!

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>>6449352

>pump and dump the guy you've been in love with and who has known you since you were 17
no lol

>>6449359

you're not bad lol
sometimes things just don't work, or they stop working. that's totally ok. your feelings are totally valid with everything esp with how it's degraded in certain aspects. but if you stagnate and continue to just float into nothingness with her i'm scared you'll wake up when you're older and regret the time wasted. that's all really. orrr you could work on it and wake up one day happy you stayed. but i kinda feel like you don't even see that as a possible reality lol

>Be guy
>Start dating girl
>Come out as trans
>Gf rolls with it
>Over time starts talking about how grossed out she is by overly manly men
>Also she starts telling me she wishes I had a vagina or was shorter than her
>Gets excited whenever she notices my tits are bigger
>Tells me she doesn't think she could date a cis guy after me

I think I turned my gf into a lesbian

>>6449371
That's how the best meals are made desu.

>>6449377
https://clyp.it/sa2bs1hg

>>6449379
i think i do see that as something that can happen, like in the back of my head? i dont think the only reasons ive stayed are bc of the stuff i said above; theres deeper things at work too. but at the same time thinking about it realistically i dont feel like that's something that WILL happen. esp if i continue not being sexually interested ????

>>6449381
>be guy
>start dating masculine nerdy girl
>talk about our feels, she's trans as well (ftm)
>after 3 years I get dumped because "I love you but I can't see myself dating a girl"
The worst heartbreak
Why are fujoshis so cruel

>>6449360
LOL

>>6449383
I think next time I have to pour the broth from making the noodles into a separate bowl before I cook the rest so I can properly mix in the corn starch and flour to thicken it
100% tasty tho

>>6449381
high five :D

the more lesbians the better

>>6449390
I mean what you're describing, two people who are really close but have no sex is just friendship.

>>6449405
Love lesbian porn

>>6449381
>start dating a girl
>spend all my time with her
>never get sick of her
>but i suck and I'm just a chore for her
>Transition
>she wants to stay together through it
>i break up with her because i know she doesn't want to date a girl and this will be traumatizing for her
>I've never really settled my feelings for her though and sometimes we still act like we did when we were dating
>we live together now
Trannies is suffering

>>6449360
I'm in a ldr right now, does that count?

otherwise I've never had a gf/bf in real life

>>6448957
i wake up cute everytime its great

>>6449381
Same

>>6449422
Prove it

>>6449418
Internet dating doesn't count

>>6449418
WHY WONT YOU TELL US WHO SHE IS

>>6449431
it's claire

>>6449409
only when directed and filmed by lesbians though, it's gross otherwise

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>>6449390

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. which makes sense lol
you can't just date someone and not have sex or any kind of intimacy. it's just a friendship without that stuff. :/

>>6449418
>>6449431

you would think it was the anon he had been flirtin with forever over skype

>>6449436
Belladonna

I'm so tired. And listless. Everything I could look forward to feels like little more than a pipe dream. I wish I could sleep until I die.

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i love freedom

>>6449365
you're already a qt

>>6449456
Stop hugboxing

>>6449459
no she is

>>6449443
Someone get this crazy French hon out of the country and back to her estrogen. She's scaring the wildlife.

>>6449454
Freedom to.......?

Holyshit I just found out Melly has been doing porn.

http://imgur.com/Tu6M0ON

I didn't see that one coming....

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>>6449467
sniff cocaine off of some dudes rock hard penis!

>>6449470
>mon visage quand

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do you think it's more important to be seen as beautiful by that one special person than it is to be seen as such by everyone?
cause if beauty is subjective than does it really matter what anyone outside of yourself other than the people you love think?

>>6449381
The girl who asked me out my sr year of hs knew she was 7/8th lesbian when she asked me out. I was to be her beard. She got a bit of a welcome surprise when she found out I had tits... A little over 2 years later we got married. So did the other couple in the quad. The gal in the other couple of the quad was more bisexual, and was in a already in a relationship with my gf.

>>6449443
Hi! Hi! hang in there.

>>6449479
Excellent choice of words. I have a rock hard penis.........

Wow did you kick me sbi?
I was being nice

>>6449328
Did you shape your eyebrows?

>>6449480
That you can look at yourself and feel beautiful is what matters most. But obviously, the one you love also is a mirror, so it can only build into that. Others? I guess compliments aren't bad. But they don't matter that much.

>>6449480
>beautiful by that one special person

That's pretty much all you need, even if everyone finds you beautiful, which is impossible, it'll only last a few years.

All you need is to be attractive enough for that one person that you want to be with.

>>6449360
Me. I thought I was the only one

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>>6449360
hug less kiss less virgin and all that jazz hence why I slum it with the robots

>>6449328
Honestly I think the hair is one of the biggest things you just need to do whatever black women do, which I assume is Voodoo.

>>6449480
I tend to agree. Also beauty doesn't last. I think we are programmed to continue to love our partners as they age. I still love my 65 and 68 fuck buddies, even though they have lost their youthful beauty.

>>6449480
I need lots of people to lust after me to feel OK (or at least I think so because this has never actually happened) since my brain is broken

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>>6449470
that dick's too big to be melly

>>6449480
i don't think the second is important at all
as long as you're ok with how you look and so is the person you want to be with then there's no problem

>>6449501
>1965 fuck buddies
Are you 80 years old or something?

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>>6449488
i get them done at a local salon. is it obvious?

>>6449289
>probably should just end it bc having this happen multiple times is not a good sign, right?
i've never been a long term relationship, so idk, but i can kind of see it as being normal unless y'all both go out of your way to avoid it and stuff

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>>6449498
yeah my hair is a tragedy lol. im getting it done next week. ty for the critique anon c:

>>6449485
i dont have any coke, so you're sol buddy :^)

>>6449528
What are you doing with it? I have got to know.

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Look what I made for dinner /mtfg/! What are you guys having for breakfast/lunch/dinner?

>>6449532
I'll dip it in Carmel then

>>6449537
Just crushed a chicken pot pie

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>>6449538
>carmel
its caramel you swine

>>6449537
had a veggie burger for lunch

>>6449545
Nothing wrong about dipping a penis in nuns, though...

>tfw u have a cold

: (

>>6449545
Carmel by the sea

>>6449407
No it is NOT.
I T I S N O T.
two people can love eachother but not want to have sex and they can decide to have a relationship under that pretense. That's actually the ideal relationship!

>>6449554
>commiefornia
i'll pass thanks

>>6449557
>two people can love eachother but not want to have sex

Yeah, that's called marriage, except for the love part.

lmao

holy shit that faye photoshop in the last thread

she's getting desperate, too bad she doesn't look anything like that irl

>>6449557
That's called friend crushing your bff girlfriend & cuddling...
Not a relationship

>tfw you will never kill everyone [spoiler]by cuddle-related deaths[/spoiler]

>>6449560
>>6449564
Fuck both of you perverted neasayers. Pumkin squib otp.

>>6449564
I guess I'm not meant to be in a relationship, then... Nothing I really didn't know already.

>>6449523
Yeah kinda

>>6449567
..
I've had maaannny girls who were my bff's.
We'd go everywhere/do everything together, joined at the hip. Inseparable.
We'd cuddle & sleep over after a long night out.

But we weren't dating or banging. Just grilfriends, m8.

Can you even into bff girlfriends?

>>6449567
What's wrong with wanting sex? I don't get it, how is a relationship with no sexual attraction different than friendship?

>>6449574
I would prefer a partner that I can fuck and snuggle

>>6449569
I mean if you can find another asexual person you enjoy being with.

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>>6449533
im getting it done like this

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>>6449519
65yo and 68yo fuck buddies. I'm 51yo. I knew one of them as a family friend when I was 7 to 16. She became a lover that year. She's been a friend since. She's part of why I have the nickname Squeak Toy. The other I first met when 14, and she also became a lover at 16.

>>6449564
Hi valmoblie3

>>6449537
That reminds me

Shakira's daily diet blog #3

Breakfast: That grilled sausage and boiled egg that I took a picture of this morning - 500 calories

Lunch: Two chicken and coleslaw sandwiches - 500 calories

Dinner: McDonalds fillet o' fish meal w/ diet coke - 700 calories

Total - 1700 calories

>>6449578
The boobs or the hair?

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>>6449321
nice ps skills bro

>>6449579
Interesting

>someone talks to you in an open and friendly manner
>you respond
>they instantly become cold and distant for the rest of the conversation
will transitioning end this or will nimina be as socially retarded as nim

>>6449581
What's gonna be the late night snack?

>>6449577
Given how it went last time, I can't really trust someone who call themselves asexual to truly be that way... All the love I can feel is barren and pointless anyway.

>>6449378
Don't listen to her. She's photoshopping to fuck with everyone knowing very well that she doesn't look anything like that in real life.

>>6449569
If you share mutual love & came to understanding about genital dysphoria/sex drive stuff, yes... You're dating
However;>>6449573
... A couple years ago, I used to part with this girl w/ H cups. She'd always milk free drinks for her and I from bar guys. We'd sleep in each others beds & spend long nights by campfires.
Once, she was double parked & I was hungry AF, so I tried waking her up & she literally grabbed my head, mushed my face into her cleavage, and went back to sleep.... It was more funny & comfy than sexual.
She'd hook up with my guy friends, and I, her girlfriends.
But we were never on that level before. Just besties.
Hell, sometimes we'd use each other to get out of a sticky situation w/ bar creepers by kissing each other on the cheek & cuckung boys& girls

>>6449566
me me me me