/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>making threads early

third for three headpats per poster

>>6429881
>148 images is early

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>>6429882
i want head pats :3

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>>6429886
OK, but don't spend it all in one place.

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>>6429879
unsee
.cc/sonezupi

i think this was like the first day am

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I am so exhausted

>>6429878
no, just lose weight

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>>6429882
And one for you!

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>>6429893
>tfw head pats

Can't wake up

>>6429886
*patpats*

>>6429898
oh my gosh thank you!!! *pats*

>>6429896
went to class like a good girl?

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>>6429878
And Maddies shouldn't go without.

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>>6429896
Well done, Sophie.

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>>6429902
*repays with a kiss* <3

>>6429896
You'll get rewarded with some tasty food.

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>>6429896
good girl!

>>6429878
be a lot easier to support if they weren't fat desu

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>>6429903
I did!

>>6429907
>>6429917

thank you, but I really dont deserve it today ;~;

>>6429916
yes, if I clean the kitchen first v_v

>>6429896
>>6429920

Oh hi :D

>>6429917
korra how do you feel about nazis

>>6429896
same and i just woke up :\

Time to start the day off right with some anime

>>6429930
I hope you had a nice nutritious breakfast first anon

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>>6429920
That's why I keep my kitchen alway clean!

>>6429927
they're very stylish

>>6429896
I am too. Stuck in the middle of nowhere, no HRT until I get back home, months late on my laser touch up, nothing to do and definitely not getting my social fix. It's hard not let dysphoria come back and it drains me.

>>6429931
I took my pills and ate a cookie

>>6429920
Sorry for earlier D:

>>6429932
almost as bad as mine lol
I need my bf to live with me and do all the dishes for us

>>6429939
mmmm well a cookie is better than nothing I guess

>>6429920
<3 u!

>have to write a sepples assignment
>teach won't let me use malloc
>hence no realloc
>hence I should probably learn how to use std::vector
>tfw cbf

is rachel dead yet?

Just had laser. It's soooooo satisfying to smell those fuckers burn

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>>6429928
aww ;~;
hungover?

>>6429921
heyo :3

>>6429932
rip ;~;

>>6429935
;~; its going to get better soon!

>>6429943
but you didnt do anything wrong bbygirl <3

>>6429945
<3

>>6429961
I went too personal and stuff D:

so did Uni go well :?

>>6429902
>>6429911
Are you two really dating or is this some epic meme? You seem like just friends to me.

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>>6429882
Pat me!

>>6429894
I didn't realize there was a new thread and was waiting in the old one lol ;~;

It's deleted post it again? :3

>>6429964
unsee
.cc/nodasebu

s-sry ;;

>>6429960
that smell is actually intoxicating, no matter how gross it may be.

>>6429961
>hungover
no, just malnourished
I started counting calories last week and I'm apparently not even breaking 1000 a day anymore. I should start doing shots of olive oil or something.

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>>6429967
oh right, I only eat once a day, like 800-1000kcal on average. I am used to it and dont mind the headaches from malnourishment, but its pretty hard if you arent used to it I think

>>6429967
Don't even have my IPL gun here to use as a stopgap... I hate shaving.

>>6429966
Ooh pretty :3

Is that headmistress fiora?

>>6429976
ty >\\< yes it is actually

>>6429871
lmao im pretty sure this was made for /xivg/
interesting that its made its way over here

>>6429978
Add me on league famalam

congeliturbation

>>6429967
It's a nice thing to focus on too. I'm rly bad with pain. But yeah. It's amazing.

>>6429984
i would but I'm at work I will when I get off

>>6429984
>league
Traitor

>>6429989
oke :3

>>6429972
I never used to be like this but hopefully I'll get used to it. I don't mind the headaches and I actually like the feeling of hunger it's just been really hard to move and get out of bed in the morning.

I'm not tru-ana like you tho. my eating habits went to crap a couple months ago because I'm fixing my crooked teeth so my whole mouth is sore all the time. and last week they put little gripper things of some of my teeth which cut into my cheeks when I chew and make me bleed sometimes so eating is too physically painful for me now.

>>6429974
I'm getting regrowth right now after like 10 laser sessions :\ it was completely gone for almost a year too. for a while I'd been epilating what's coming back in but the growth is getting thicker and it's getting too painful

>>6429986
my technician always complimented me on standing up to the pain, was pretty nice but it still hurt like crazy. I just didn't cry from it

>>6429882
git yer stinkin paws off me

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>>6429991

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>>6429964
/pats!!

>>6429996
/telekinetically pats :(

Is it possible that smoking cigarettes and masturbating every single day is slowing down my transition progress?

>>6429997
H-hi

>>6429999
quid's quads pats

>>6430000
probably

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>>6429999
>>6430000

>>6429994
I could epilate it, I did that when I was locked up. But it would push the next laser session back and I really need one.

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>>6429999
That's was only one! You said three! 3:

>>6430002
Hey sweet thing ::::3

>tfw sending a load of cattle to market today.
I'll have some money for 0.30 seconds.

>>6429935
>>6429974
Hang in there sis.

>>6429994
>I just didn't cry from it
H-heh me neither.....

(._. )

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>>6430010
/pats!!!

>>6430009
ahh right I forgot about that

I'm thinking about getting electrolysis on what's left. we'll see if I can find somewhere local that will do it without breaking the bank

>>6430014
;~;
did they give you any numbing cream? I usually didn't use it because it felt kinda gross especially when I got some on my lips but it helps

>>6430016
>>6429989
see
>>6429963

One of you answer my question please.

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>>6430010
/pats!!!!

>>6430020
:333

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>>6430019

Good morning everyone

>>6430031
morning beep
wie gehts

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>>6430019
y does it matter to u so much dude? yes she's my gf

>>6430018
No I actually haven't tried it. I usually just try to hold it back while the technician tried to comfort me lmao. Maybe I'll try it next time

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What does /mtfg/ think of cute traps?

>>6430039
I wanted to chase one of you.

>>6430043
i like femboys

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>>6430047
w-what do you like to do with them?

>>6430033
Gut, danke. I'm getting my car fixed today somehow..have to figure out how to get it there and come back home to shitpost..
>>6430043
I transitioned male to trap ama

>>6430050
Spank them, put them in diapers, cuddle them, feet stuff :3

>>6430045
which one?

>>6430010
How are you, traitor
League player
Qtp2t
>>6430000
Gee, idk
>>6430047
Same actually. Where to cop a cute femboy?

>>6430041
lol. yea give it a try imo.

the other thing that helped was that my technician was a really tall handsome guy who complimented me a lot, so I was pretty distracted...

>>6430043
I don't think very highly of myself :\

>>6430052
>diapers

>>>/out/

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>>6430045

>>6430054
8-chan has a /cuteboys/ board of them

>>6430059
but it'd be SO CUTE

>>6430051
shitpost from your phone, it's what I do. it's what I'm doing right now actually

>>6430054
remove lol of legends

>>6430011
I will. Staying at my parents' place for so long is just a bit hard on me...

>>6430065
I might have to. Or I'll bike home after dropping my car off..it's not too far it looks. I have today off though and wanted to relax more.. :/

>>6430053
Quid

>>6430068
are you still recovering from srs or is this unrelated?

>>6430069
you should bike desu, it's not relaxing but it feels good

>>6430070
why i'm ugly and i kill chasers

I love y'all

>>6430056
Mines tiny and gorgeous so all the pain lmao

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>live in a country without gender pronouns
>always feel awful because no idea how strangers see you
>get gendered first time as a girl by two women from the same building in hallway
> "oh here comes the girl from neighbor that we never see, Hey C: !"
>panic and just wave because not sure if voice passes

oh my god!! why does this feel so incredibly gooood ?

>>6430064
You disgusting underage little shit.

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>>6430054
I'm good, I slept for like 28 hours once I finally went to bed.

Come play league with me

I'll 1v1 you with elise

You'll enjoy it :3

>>6430075
I liked the picture you posted earlier. But you're seeing someone so.

>>6430065
I only play dota. Femboys like that right?

>>6430078
Congrats anon that's wonderful

brb shower

>>6430083
respectful

>>6430084
>tfw I don't wanna be at work, just wanna go home and play starcraft

>>6430079
wow. so vanilla anon

<3 u tho

>>6430085
thanks <:
maybe this finally relieves the paranoia a little

>>6430074
SRS recovery is not really an issue. I was doing fine ten days after surgery already. The problems are that my car got flooded by heavy rains while I was there and my father did let the water sit in there, which caused some damage. It's fixed now, but after the Thai trip, I'm in the red until I get my wages. And that's bound to repeat if I don't get the back pay I'm owed for the two months I was stuck in between two medical leave statuses and the loan insurance coverage that was suspended for the same reason. That's 4500€ missing from my budgeted income... never planned to end up broke.

>>6430093
Don't make me call your mother on you, you bored transtrender.

>>6430103
Anon, fuck off.

>>6430108
Oh now you're acting like a lad. You should be playing footy and beating up Pakis not post in a tranny general.

reply to join the Cutting Up Creepy Chasers Society (C.U.C.C.S.)

>>6430112
what is wrong with you

>>6430115
carol im sorry this might be mean but i think you should pick a different name

the only carol I know is 75

>>6430115
No the question here is what is so wrong with you that you have to come here for validation. You're about as trans as a brick.

>>6430094
I really hope it does. Just try to remember these are people that see you regularly and in close quarters. Thats a lot harder than just strangers desu

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OK this is my 8 months picture. took forever to grow my hair

>tfw your boobs are too big and they get on the way
if i go off hrt for a while will they shrink

i still want boobs but smaller ones

FUCK
YOU
BJARNE
STROUSTRUP

>>6430124
cute

>>6430124
ur very cute

>>6430124
Cute, why do you always wear hats though

>>6430127
I don't think so, how big are we talking?

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>tfw really tired and nautious
>lots of blood in my pee

i'm sick ,_,
>>6430124
really really cute
also i always see you wearing that shirt but idk is that where you work? i don't recognize the logo mb its cause im australian tho

who else here is a cis guy just role playing to erp with trips ?

>>6430138
nauseous^
omfg

>>6430140
why don't you erp with me? 3:

>>6430138
That does not sound good
Have you been to doctor?

>>6430131
>>6430134
>>6430135
Ty :) I wear hats bc they hide the hairline a bit. That's not a huge problem for me I don't think. But it still frames my face nicely. Also puts shadow on your brow so it looks smaller maybe?

>>6430140
erp with me
and I'll snap your fucking dick off

>>6430077
one of my old technicians was an ftm, he was really cool and looked like a shorter version of my bf. but I preferred the tall guy

>>6430084
dota a best

>>6430100
yikes. good luck :\ that sounds really unfortunate

>>6430138
GO TO THE DOCTOR blood in your urine is really bad

>>6430124
i wish i were as cute as you

>>6430127
fuck you

>>6430138
Dude your kidneys are fucked. Drink a LOT more water. Like at least two litres a day.

>>6430124
Jelly

>>6430127
Jelly

>>6430138
>Australian
˙ʇɹiɥs ʞɹoʍ ʎɯ s,ʇi ɥɐǝY

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>>6430138
pls dont die

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>>6430138
>lots of blood in my pee

hospital asap

>>6430158
>the Y is rightside up

>>6430150
Well, it's temporary. That money, I'm owed. It's just significantly late. And if everything goes to plan, I won't have to worry about money anymore at all in four years, when I get retired with a steady pension and insurance covers what remains of my mortgage in full.

>>6430138
:(
Are you seeing your gp soon?

>>6430164
Ik wtf?? Why did it do that?
>>6430138
Also, hospital now. No jokes.

>tfw completely naked but I want to go out to the kitchen and make a coffee
my whole family would wake up and just be like wtf
but I cbf putting on clothes

back

but time to walk to work cya mtfg <333

>>6430163
Phienchen a cute <3
>>6430182
l-lewd >_<

>>6430138
Happened to me when I mixed spiro and way too much champagne. Wasn't too bad after I rehydrated but I still leaked blood for days. A trip to the ER might be a good idea. I didn't because I was at a major festival and the local ER is always swamped with much more urgent stuff during that week.

>>6430183
o/

>>6430187
\o

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>tfw you are not force sensitive

I like my dad better when he is sober but he starts drinking at 9am everyday he doesn't have to work. At least I am leaving soon so I don't have to be around that anymore for s while.

>>6430193
need more mitochlorians

>>6430197
Can I order them at QHI too?

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>>6430146
>>6430150
umm i'll go tomorrow i think cause its like midnight here rn

>>6430156
yeh i am tryig to drink water but im feeling like.. i dont feel like drinking so much rn??

>>6430158
oh ok! you look cute still tho !

>>6430160
sry i'll try my best not to

>>6430163
>>6430170
i mean if i just sleep now and go see my GP tomorrow is that ok? cause i feel like if i go to the ER rn i will be waiting for like 6 hrs anyway

>>6430169
i'll try get an appointment tomorrow

>>6430186
o ok

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>>6430196

>>6430193
Can't just grab that with your feet?

>tfw dehydrated.
Drank a couple 28oz glasses of water.

>>6430068
I can understand that. Mine really don't understand me, and also think I'm much more capable than the ME/CFS is allowing.

>>6430138
This >>6430186
Drink lots of water. Sounds like you got dehydrated while on spiro.

>>6430201
> i dont feel like drinking so much rn

Put some flavoring in, makes it easier, some people like putting mint or basil leaves in for a light taste, or lemon.

>>6430204
I am no monkey :/

things that are for the weak:
>food
>clothes
>sleep
are you weak mtfg?

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>>6430214
Very weak.

>>6430214
If clothes are weak I don't wanna be strong

>>6430208
Neither am I but I grab stuff with my feet all the time... Bottles are simple. Get the neck between your big toe and long toe, lift and bring to your hand.

>>6430214
If sleep is weak, I need to be weaker

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>Meet with a guy
>He kept asking me out for weeks
>I finally give him a chance
>We meet
>"lol sorry I only have 1 hour because I have go back to work"
>Ugh... anyway ok let's walk and talk about things
>He keep asking me if I like high heels and skirts and how often do I wear them
>He ask me how long I am on HRT and if I did THE surgery
>He noticed my iPhone 5s and started bragging about how Android is superior.
>Like a true /g/ he freaking told me he works on debian

Like I have nothing against chaisers but this is ridiculous.

>>6430214
uh oh, I do all three, I am I gonna make it doc?

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>>6430214
yeh i use all 3

>>6430207
yeh im drinking a lot of water rn but its not easy !

>>6430214
I can go without food or sleep for a good while, but no clothes? Seriously? Why not no perfume while you're at it?

>>6430223
>He noticed my iPhone 5s and started bragging about how Android is superior.

That doesn't sound like a chaser thing, more like autism

>>6430223
Duur I replied before reading all your post. Suck his dick next time.

>>6430229
>autism
>not a chaser thing

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>>6430223
>/g/

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>>6430223

>>6430230
He actually tried to kiss me good bye. Like what? After that?

Previous chaser was much more pleasant. He was nice to me all day and all we had fun sex time after that (and he was tall and hot).

>>6430238
HOT

>>6430223
Thankfully, the only guys who hit on me are would be gigolos and old playboys. Those understand quickly when you're not interested.

>>6430238
This post lol. Every time

>>6430238
I wonder if he wants another or had any friends who are looking to do the same thing

Slow morning
Slow work day
Slow board
Slow traffic
Slow transition

Is time going to slow down too or something?

>>6430238
I just noticed the broken hitachi magic wand on the steps

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hi

>>6430238
>tfw a rich /g/ boy will never let you live in a cage under his bed and buy you nice things

>>6430260
Condom also

>tfw mum walks into my room when I'm completely naked at 2:30am
fuck are you doing up you crazy bitch

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I don't know, but it's there if I want it

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>>6429878
People don't seriously support fat acceptance do they?

>>6430270
god i hate needles.

>>6430273
I hope not

Every game of dota i play:
>Me and 4 peruvians speaking spanish
>they all say jajaja
>only english they know is fuck you
>communication sport
>they always play like it's their first game
When does this end

>>6430270
Soon... tasty E juice will be mine!

>>6430279
Same with Russians
>xaxaxaxax
>cyka

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>>6430279
be thankful, theyre there to protect you from huge hamster or something

iktf though, just with russians. cykaa xaxaxa blyat

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>>6430279
what your mmr oddish??

>>6430279
At about 3100 mmr

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>>6430283
кaк ты cмeeшь

>>6430278
That reminds me, does anyone know where I can get a hold of heroin or morphine in London? My usual dihydrocodeine is losing it's potency

>>6430279
Make snide remarks about the nutritive value of guinea pigs?

>>6430223
>i have nothing against chasers
Well thats your first problem
>>6430287
I have purposefully not calibrated yet. I can play with 3k players tho.
If i understand the calibration system correctly, i should wait maybe fifty or a hundred more games before calibrating.

>>6430293
Here's a tip, don't

>>6430262
Hi hi chara <3

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>>6430298
ii think you can get a recalibration thing now wth the pass thing. my solo is ~3400 but i haven't recalibrated yet cause i haven't played much this patch.

>>6430301
Morning ^^

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>>6430293

>>6430300
It's my body I'll do what I want. How else am I supposed to take the feels of loneliness away? Now are you going to help or not?

>>6430288
at which point you hit the american "I'm hot shit solo mid gonna win the game single handedly wait wtf why did I die when I dove t2 at minute 2 wtf where were my supports?? *spam pings offlaner and supports*"

>>6430298
I'm not solo calibrated, too scared to play dota by myself

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>>6430312
Such better ways, than low tier drugs.

>>6430306
>tfw literally on the opposite side of the planet as kit and would have 500ms ping if I tried to play with her
;~;

>>6430306
I have the battle pass, but idk much abput recalibration.
X
What i know about calibrating is that, when you play your ten matches it brings you up or down based on your gpm, xpm and your k.d. if you perform better or worse than a given average. This means its more beneficial to play a kill heavy carry hero in your calibration matches (even tho i really prefer support)
But where you start is determined by an invisible rating number given to you during your pub matches before you are allowed to calibrate.
The fact that i get two or three k players in my pubs alongside people who have never played a game and dont know that ancients have magic immunity tells me I'm not quote ready to calibrate.
I've played only oracle for three days and as long as someone on my team knows what they're doing i win.

Omg I don't think I told anyone about this. I delivered to an ex gf of mine the other day and she was surprised to see me. Saw her jump with surpirsed when she realised who it was. She told me I looked really good. Meant lots for me bc she's hot af.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10545644

What do you use MtFG?

Personally I like the bic single bladed disposable ones... Idon't get as many cuts.

>>6430326
>This means its more beneficial to play a kill heavy carry hero in your calibration matches
try Zeus, use thundergods wrath on cool down even if you have no reason to, you'll top hero damage and get calibrated high

Should I post blurry butt :?

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Hello, can you qt3.14 transgirls stop raiding /r9k/?
We like you all but please give us a break, maybe 2 days? Don't you girls have another kind of board to hoard orbiters and quench your thirst of attention?

Thanks.

What do you call it when your eyelids are always visible even with your eyes open?

>>6430334
no

legit going to bed now

>>6430335
saving that image

>>6430338
isn't that normal?

>>6430315
You can play with me anytime

In fact if anyone wants to add me on steam my i.d. is "allrolly"
>>6430331
We dont need a strawpoll for this
>>6430332
The hero damage meme has been patched.
And also zeus is one of two heroes that I've promised myself i will never ever play.
5 points to whoever guesses the other.

>>6430335
Post link to latest raid :3?

>>6430344
Yeah, but why not use it?

It's not like it gets in people hair.

>>6430335
REE ROOOOOBBBBBOOOTSS

GIB ME YOUR SMELLY NEET COCK REEEEEEE SMELLY ROBOTS REEEEEE

>>6430331
>no 4 blade

>>6430307
How's it going?

>tfw you keep going to sleep around 3 am but waking up around 6 am
FUCK WHY CANT I JUST SLEEP NORMAL SEDG"OKHNJBNadetfjbhn kil',./

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>>6430326
hmm i think i calibrated at about 3200 and got to 3400, ii think if i queued for matches rn tho it would drop pretty fast to like 2.8 or 2.9 or something idk.

i mean it is what it is, i can't remember what heroes i played in my 10 matches tho it would have been years ago t b h

>>6430325
anon ;__;

>>6430341
Aw I'm back now though *farewell pat*

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>>6430335
o.o

>>6430353
that's a thing?

Jees... I cut myself more the more blades there are...

>>6429871
Not calling aap edition a femgen edition

>>6430344
mite add people from here we'll see. idk tho since I'm really bad and always play with my bf and his friends anyway

and oh I didn't know they changed the zeus trick, my friend got calibrated like 5k because of it lol

the other hero maybe its sf? meepo is too obvious

>>6430317
Okay what drug do you recommend? I wanted heroin because I'm used to opiates

>>6430343
I don't think so. Like the top of your eyelids, everyone else I see they dissappear completely.

>>6430331
i epilate

>>6430357
kit ;~~~~;
you sound way better than me anyway I'd just hold you back

>>6430365
huh... idk. I hate how mine become invisible, makes me feel like eyelid makeup is worthless cus you can't see it at all

>go check /r9k/ for these supposed threads
>first one is a trap thread
>its literally all you fucks whoring yourselves out but without your trips
I fucking hate you all.

>>6430366
There's no chance of you cutting yourself if you do that, right?

>>6430334
yes

>>6430360
Wilkinson sword

>>6430363
Not sf.
I'll help you out. Some of my favorite heroes are invoker, meepo, oracle, huskar and od. Contrary to these heroes, who are on the lower winrate side, and have some of the highest skill curves in the game, THIS hero is spammed constantly and takes no talent whatsoever.
>>6430357
YOU ARE ALSO WELCOME TO PLAY WITH ME

>>6430375
Why do you all camwhore for fat autistic neckbeards? And you call me a loser.

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>>6430377

>>6430383
Shut the fuck up bitch no one likes you.

>>6430384
I was expecting better
>>6430385
Is this true? if I overdosed right now would anyone care?

>>6430382
sven or lifestealer this patch lol
idk tho I'm bad at guessing. it'd better not be earth spirit.... he's one of my favorites

my non played heroes are meepo, sf, and huskar. I think that's it

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>>6430382
tresdin?

>>6430382
i mean i would play with you for sure but i play on aus servers or SEA, so idk i dont think it would work cause of lag. my net is rly bad.

>>6430372
i'm sure you are really good anon !! also im not so good either i just get nice team mates.

>>6430389
Fuck off already you shitposting cunt

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my monster dong bulges through my new girl shorts :(

>>6430391
I love earth spirit.
Its pudge.
>>6430392
Oh yea youre aussie, oh well. ;_;

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>>6430394
How unfeminine.

>>6430393
make me

>>6430398
I have never seen a tranny with a tattoo before

top 5 trip voices go

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>>6430392
it would be fun to play with you kit ;-; I've played with an aussie before on us west servers but it was laggy for both of us and they didn't have fun so idk ;-;

>>6430396
god I hate pudge I hope there's a special place in hell for pudge pickers

also dotabuff is broken, I know I played a game as arc warden recently. it was quite fun actually.

>>6430399
Not that anon but you could try to act like a "girl" instead of yet anther tard fresh off the /b/oat. This general does not need a muzzie version of Ayyyife.

Someone just tried to assault me at pride.

>>6430411
> you could try to act like a "girl"
How do I not act like a girl
>This general does not need a muzzie version of Ayyyife.
Muzzie? I'm not Muslim?

>>6430414
>at pride
deserved it desu

>>6430414
Have you tried not wearing a dildo suit?

>>6430414
Good.

>>6430414
What happened??

>>6430419
>>6430421
>edgy shut-ins

>>6430420
Didn't know a dildo suit consited if flats, skirt and blouse

>>6430427
I consider attending a "pride" a lot edgier desu senpai.

>>6430424
Religious nutcase spouting Jesus shit in front of me and friends so I shoved him he lunged for me, missed, hit the pavement and I kicked him in the shin and watched the cops drag him away

>>6430427
Ok have you tried not being a hon?

>>6430427
>asking to get beaten
>complains when someone actually does it

>>6430428
Ok shut-in

>>6430432
>implying

>>6430432
Have you tried not being complete garbage
>>6430431
Fuck that guy. I'm glad you aren't hurt

>>6430431
>Someone peacefully tried to tell you about Jesus
>You beat him up
>"I was assaulted!"
Fucking faggot I hope you get raped.

>>6430431
Sorry but Tbh it sounds like you assaulted him first

>>6430433
Where does it say I asked to get beaten?

>>6430438
Yeah I did, it didn't work so now I am being complete garbage

>>6430438
Thanks

>>6430439
Lmao no need to be bitter

>>6430442
I asked him nicely to please get out of my face and he wouldn't.

>>6430443
>>6430431
>I shoved him

Right here you fucking dragqueen

>>6430375
Link thread

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>>6430439

>>6430450
He got in my face and screamed at me first.

>>6430448
So walk away you dumb bitch, you didn't have to shove him to the floor and kick him.

>>6430457
You assaulted him you fucking hamplanet. Don't come crying to this thread when someone hits back.

>>6430448
Well if he was in your face I understand I guess. Seems like no one got injured though glad you're okay.

why does r9k have an mtfg thread

>>6430431
>shoving someone in your face and harassing you is comparable to throwing a fist
>this thread
Glad ur okay. Sounds scary. Props for nice police work

hmm is this wifi banned? let's see

>>643040
I have two accounts so the heroes I've never played thing is really innacurrate on bth...i havent plated morphling, pudge, zeus...idk a couple others.
Heres a game i played recently tho, to show what a bamf i am.
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>>6430464
Robots like their trannus

>>6430464
Don't know, but the very idea is hilarious.

>>>/r9k/29439368
>>>/r9k/29439368
>>>/r9k/29439368

>>6430459
Your bitterness is hilarious

>>6430461
>hamplanet
Lmao

>>6430465
People are just dumb

>>6430464
>why does a board for men who don't fit in as men have a tranny general?
This and thirst.
>>6430465
>Be on train
>three drunk men shove their way on
>Push me into woman
>Bitch takes it out on me
>Drunk guys decide to whiteknight her
>Start attacking me
>They are so drunk that I fight off all three of them
>However decide to vquit the fight and walk away
>Would have easily won, high power lines and moving trains around
>Along with CCTV
>Not worth it
It's not hard.

>>6430478
I bet what actually happened is some guy bumped into you and apologized and you just started crying and glared at him till you got off the train.

>>6430469
freakin nice. I'm on a really bad losing streak right now, stupid forced 50. I think I've had good games tho. the mobile site for dotabuff is kinda bad and I can't get a good screen shot to post. had a solid 26 assists as aa in one of my most recent ones but we lost :\

>mouth doesn't believe that t b h becomes desu.

Git gud scrublord. Pleb tier desu~.

>>6430495
Who gives a shit

/mtfg/ is really dead today.

>>6430499
we're on r9k

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>>6430498
I dunno.

I'm just a dog chasing (you)s anon.

>>6430499
go bully robots

>>6430488
>26 assists
Take a look at this tragedy
i.imgur.com/HVvSrZp.png

Anyone in the Bay Area that visits leddit?
Come join /r/QueerSF
https://www.reddit.com/r/QueerSF/

>>6430501
I thought so
>>6430504
b-but I am a robot!

>>6430408
Me
Tbh

>>6430505
>playing video games
>complains about not having a job
Oh how must we pity you

>>6430505
oh god did you lose that one?
it's so weird to me to see so many anonymous people in one game on dotabuff. my games usually have one, tops.

>>6430514
Ape sounds don't count desu

>>6430517
LOL

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>>6430408
>tfw birdy's deep gravelly voice

>>6430532
i like birdy's deep gravelly voice too anon

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>tfw u and ur gf spend two hours discussing the nature of reality while cuddling in bed and telling each other how cute and great they are

>>6430538
>gf
Nice dream

>>6430538
best way to spend time desu

>>6430544
got news for you anon

>he
>him
>his
I wanna die
I hate being closeted

>finally got the confidence to buy some girl clothes and wear them outside for the first time
>didn't get any weird looks
>a girl said I looked "wicked cute"

Well worth the horrific sunburn on my shoulders.

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>>6430557
>"hey big man!"

>>6430532
trip on cartman

>gender marker letter is ready to go to the passport office
ITS TIME
ITS HAPPENING
AAAAAAAA

>>6430557
>>6430565
>best friend knows im closeted
>still says "hey man!" "thanks duuude" etc

>parents know im closeted
>still post family pics on facebook with captions like "our boys" "he looks just like his dad!" etc

im a joke desu

Anyone have good suggestions for MtF hairstyles? My classic "Hitler youth" sideshave isn't girly enough anymore.

>>6430575
Good :D

>>6430584
I'm getting something cute for my hair today :3

>>6430582
>closeted
>complains when people don't publicly out you

The fuck

>>6430575
HYPE

>>6430559
>wicked
You from Boston?

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>coworker giving me compliments and cooking me lunch kinda frequently

d-does this mean hrt is finally starting to work???

>>6430593
im not asking to be outed, just not so overtly referred to as male by people who know it will bother me. idk

[spoiler]I commissioned art of my fursona and seeing her gave me the confidence to go outside as a girl.[/spoiler]