/MTFG/ trans girl general

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>tfw no qt3.14 passable transbian gf

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HOW DO I TURN OFF THE MALE LIFE SIMULATOR

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nth for cali sucks

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more like cali-bore-nia

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>3posts
>3 image replies

Should I get a brow shave first or Brazilian buff lift?

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>tfw not living in the land of high rent and mexicans

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>this thread

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>>6417152
not until you succesfully beat the game :)

>>6417152
having a simulator where you can look down and see a virtual body that isn't your own would be a great way to simulate dysphoria for cis people.

>>6417165
Do you want to feel better when you look in a vanity mirror, or when you look in a full-body mirror?

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>tfw you have 1 friend and nobody else likes you

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>>6417163
And one more. Plus yours.

>>6417171
My body is unpassable garbage sooo

>>6417171
>having a simulator where you can look down and see a virtual body that isn't your own would be a great way to simulate dysphoria for cis people.
meh, most people wouldn't give a fuck.

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>>6417166
>living living in the land of high rent and high majority whites
much better

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>>6417163
you were one of those and then this other one of yours was another

>>6417172
Don't believe that. There are more people who like you than you think.

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>>6417166
>living in a country filled with muslims

at least mexicans have work ethic and a lot of them have been in this state long enough to be middle to upper class

>>6417182
I mean irl.

>>6417175
Not trying to be mean, but have you tried losing weight? Maybe you'd look better skinny.

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>>6417163
>she says
>with an image
might as well start thinking of the next thread edition now m8

>>6417175
i've never actually seen your body before. post full-length picture?

>>6417185
I am kind of agnostic about this. Right now I have a pretty fat ass but no hips, and I have huge tits

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>>6417163

>>6417165
butt lift what?? you dont need brow to pass. having a nice butt would be great

>>6417165
>more surgeries

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>>6417171
I'm uncertain that a vr experience would cause dysphoria. There's too much suspension of disbelief

>>6417183
>Mexicans have work ethic
U might want to leave the sunshine state you clearly have sunstroke :^)

>>6417169
im not sure how to win but i know it aint like this

>>6417166
accurate. im in Van Nuys which is basically little mexico, and i can barely afford my place

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>>6417192
>mfw Maddie thinks I have bigger tits than her

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>>6417189

>>6417201
>worst angle
>worst drunken shot

>>6417175
I'm just saying it comes down to setting your priorities, I'm not bullying you.
If you care more about your face, get a brow shave. If you care more about the rest of your body, get a butt lift.

>>6417176
truuu

>>6417198
maaaybe if it's really really realistic and generates an emotional investment

Do trannies dream of real girls pooping?

>>6417203
That's the only full length shot I have that isn't completely distorted by the angle of my mirror

>>6417204
The problem is it's not priorities rn, it's "if you translate to serbian, he said sir" tier shit.

>>6417201
https://youtu.be/-lKYSKF4P58?t=1m22s

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>>6417184
>tfw everyone always says this when they have a bunch of online friends and people who probably care about them
>tfw you dont because its hard for you to talk to people and everytime you try you cant stop focusing on how much theyd rather talk to literally anybody else
>tfw you have your gf and one other friend and no one else

>>6417201
wow, it's really nice when people actually post of full-length head-on photo instead of angles bullshit.

you look good, albeit a bit large with some upper body muscle too. lose weight and that all goes away.

>>6417183
What if I told you a lot of those Muslims are white

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>>6417216
t-trip on tetra

>>6417219
what if i told you i'm persian and my muslim hate is 95% sarcastic

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>>6417221
guess again

>>6417216
I question a lot if the people I know online are actually wanting to be friends with me. Im always the one that has to start conversation and its kinda gotten old. Feels like I'm just bothering them anymore.

>>6417198
Isn't Florida the sun shines state

>>6417223
how come persian men all sound like huge flaming faggots?

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>>6417204
Quite possibly. Idk, so far it sounds like vr is immersive but it still doesn't feel like you're truly occupying the body of someone in that space. Maybe it would cause dysphoria if you had to live in that world and had stakes in that world though.

>>6417228
If it's so sunshine why does it hurricanes?

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>>6417225
helicopter anon? i've got nothing to go on other than how similar that was to how my gf feels

>>6417223
You're Iranian?

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>>6417223
>i'm persian
That's actually the least of your worries. But it does explain a lot of you sheep shagging fag.

>>6417226
I used to think this when I had any

but at least they respond to you

>>6417233
nope

you have one more try

>>6417230
it's the image-obsessed culture.

im a persian jew anyway, not like a shi'a persian

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>>6417145
Ok thanks
>Elevation
Pic related was my most elevated ride, 814 ft. On that downhill I hit 50 mph. There are hills in my city but they aren't fuckhuge

>>6417238
Most don't respond anymore.

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>>6417217
I can do that...

>>6417210
She's specifically asking which surgery to get first, and I'm answering her question. Sideways bullshit like that doesn't really help anyone.

>>6417232
I'm thinking like, "you have to play _as_ this character, live their life"
but, I guess from my experience, it's hard to get emotionally attached to someone who a) doesn't get hurt or feel pain, and b) is the wrong gender

>>6417234
mizrahi persian jew, so yeah, kinda

>>6417235
>But it does explain a lot of you sheep shagging fag.
pls explain

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>>6417238
i swear to g-.... mouth rotating anon? give me something to work with

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>>6417245
oh

then im sorry and i know that feel

>>6417246
wherever you are looks like 1975 czechoslovakia

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>>6417249
Yeah, I think in that sense it's about as likely to cause dysphoria as being forced to play as the wrong gender in a standard non-vr game. I don't really get dysphoria from that but apparently the player base of rust flipped their shit when character randomisation was introduced and males were forced to play as females.

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>tfw you will never live life on easy mode

>>6417142
>tfw you really want a bf really bad but dont hve one rn or even talk to boys at all

also i can't post anime pics rn ;~~;

if you reply to this post you'll wake up as a cutie tomorrow

>>6417216
>TFW s.o. says she feels really bad for me that my only friends are online, esp when I love the outdoors so much
>TFW she wants to treat me like a toddler and set up IRL friend dates so I'm not on /mtfg/ all the time

Feels man
She actually said it
....these feels

>>6417072
i am white tho

>>6417232
If California is so sunshine then why blizzards

>>6417266
Well, it was 1999 France. And the car I stand in front was mine. It's still in the family. Slowly getting more valuable.

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>>6417271
next thread is going to be "no anime reaction images"

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>>6417270
>tfw you realize that all cis people are casuals

>>6417275
at least she has faith in you?

>>6417279
>more valuable
Like you!?

>>6417269
>apparently the player base of rust flipped their shit when character randomisation was introduced and males were forced to play as females.
if only they knew that this was called dysphoria, they would know they were feeling our pain
>tfw adding this to the email I'm sending my health teacher

>>6417216
im you from the future be careful

everyone where do your hands touch your leg if youre standing straight?

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>>6417280
thats going to cost you tho!

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>>6417271
>can't post anime
got you covered

>>6417226
>Im always the one that has to start conversation
This is why I ditched everyone that I used to know for a life of isolation. It was actually more depressing to be that hanger on that no-one really likes than just plain having no friends

>>6417283
No she doesn't
I Dont sugar coat anything IRL, either...
So its far & few between I find people who enjoy not fake ppl

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>>6417271
Here I'll post some for you.

>>6417280
well i am starting that trend early this thread t b h

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>>6417271
kit no why?

>>6417287
ok o_o

>>6417276
Are you sure

>>6417265
It's not fun
>>6417291
I've thought about it

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>>6417296

>>6417295
thanks anon that is p lewd tho !!!!!

>>6417297
cause australian internet rn @ @

>>6417290
is that an anime tho lmao idk

>>6417165
brow shave> Brazilian, imho

>>6417290
thats my favourite anime you da ma n bird

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What does /mtfg/ think of this?

>>6417299
i'm half german, 1/4 west european soup, and 1/4 finnish
i'm pale as fuck and cannot tan

>>6417307
> tranny 101

>>6417305
You're up late

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>>6417305
>Australia

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>>6417290
Arthur is my favourite animu

>>6417265
My friend literally did this to me a couple times when I came back to where I lived in hs.

Hugs are hard, Rachel literally had to force one on me before I ran away

>>6417266
>tfw no girlfriend to talk about how Christian fundamentalists restrict women's freedom with

I don't want to talk about what the boy she has spent 4 days with in overwatch said or who hit on her anymore :(

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>>6417305
>australian ISPs hack their clients' machines and delete their meme folders

Question to transbians; are there actually many cis girls interested in properly dating a mtf???
I'm bi but haven't really tried anything with girls other than a few drunken make outs at parties,
I don't know if it's worth the effort because I have a feeling cis girls who like trans girls are probably damn rare, while male chasers are everywhere once you start looking.

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>>6417305

>>6417303
Do it. Never looked back. What is the point in being friends with people who don't give a shit about you?

>>6417319
....
:'-(
<3
Hugs :)
Get well soon!

Sounds to me like you're turning into a ldr cuck... Man up

>>6417319
Maybe you two should have a date night

>>6417320
Roving dingos eat memes

>>6417316
>>6417323

>implying i can load that jpg

also i didn't choose to be australian you know !!!

>>6417320
yep they took them away ;~; i'll never meme again in this country they said

>>6417304
again i don't post much ecchi at all anon !!! but yeh

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>>6417280
Don't care. I have enough reaction pictures of myself. And I'm not anime.

>>6417322
Last time I was on Ok Cupid I got far more attention from cis-women than my male profile ever did. Never dated any so can't say if they would have liked me IRL

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>>6417330
RDEM

>>6417334
kit you need to move, i can loan you some memes in the memetime

>>6417322
yes

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Who wants to be my transbian waifu lel.

>>6417335
>TFW youre just shittily drawn western flash-animation from the late 90's
>TFW not French live action animu

>>6417285
Well, I guess I'd ask for a lot more money now to sell myself than I would have when I was twenty, if that's what you mean.

>>6417334
Why is the internet connection so bad

>>6417337
its too dangerous for me now. australia takes great pride in their shitposting and mine wasn't up to scratch, so the police took mine all away. with the olympics coming up they are cracking down on all subpar shitposting

>>6417348
idk honestly
mb my brother is downloading porn or something idk

>>6417347
You were a hooker?

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>>6417341
I like to party.

>>6417329
That'd be fun, but she hasn't slept at night for 4-5 days, randomly passes out and wakes up and immediately starts playing with him again, I don't know when to schedule it.

Well...

I failed.

I met my Bio family again.

And they idolise me.

And two of them figured out/know I'm a tranny.

:/
Time to die.

>>6417356
I mean, who WASN'T, desu
>>6417357
Are u on mones

>>6417322
>cis girls who like trans girls are probably damn rare

honestly, i've been chased by more cis bi/les girls than cis males IRL. there are no cis girls online into trans but its pretty popular IRL. especially in more liberal circles

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>>6417357
The end.

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>take half an Escitalopram last night
>head feels so fucking weird
Why did I have to be born crazy /mtfg/?

>>6417322
Literally why would you date women LMAO

>>6417334
>yep they took them away
th-that should be illegal!!!

We need to make a dropbox full of memes in honor of kit's lost meme folder.

>>6417358
Maybe on a weekend or try Netflix and chill

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>>6417354
i forgot about the Adelaide 2016 olympics... no wonder they're cracking down

i could teach you shitposting too after i clone my memes? i'm not australian genetically but i know a thing or two about banter

>>6417366
I mean, I might have taken actions that got several people killed and earned 100 euro last night, but I can't remember.

>>6417319
>Hugs are hard, Rachel literally had to force one on me before I ran away
it was so funny watching you swish swish away and hide behind the train schedule board when you already knew what train you had to catch anyway. so cute <3

>>6417329
we should, huh anon?

>>6417362
B-but most people haven't

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>>6417305
>>6417309
>>6417317

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>>6417365
>>6417357
>>6417341
Sure why not

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>>6417334

>>6417363
This is truth
Bi cis girls b hrny
>>6417358
Not trying to be a hateful bitch here....
But if this continues & she breaks your heart, I hope to fuck she never comes back here.
Unacceptable.
I totally get living & breathing mmo's... But not living with another person online when I have a gf.

Also, you've no idea what words they've exchanged.
Think about that.
I'm angry for you bro & wanna give you a big gay(nohomo) hug. Hang in there!

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>>6417341
I do.

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>>6417171
If anything it'd probably be more effective as some kind of therapy for gender dysphoric people. I'm not sure the details but I'm thinking something like the VR therapies for fear of heights or fear of spiders or something. Exposure therapy. Start looking down and seeing the body you wish you had, then slowly start exposing yourself to looking at yourself with more and more of the features you're dysphoric about, in the hope that you can shift your reaction from "I want to die and everything is hopeless because of this" to "I don't like it but either I can work on it or I can deal with it and focus on what I can work on". No idea if it'd work, but it'd be an interesting thing to try.

>>6417358
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6415642/#6416289

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>>6417381
>filename

>>6417356
Nah, that's why I said would have. And had someone offered enough money, I'm not sure I would have turned the offer down, even though I was much more of a prude by then, under my wild attitude.

>>6417376
Sounds like Faye would spend part of the date avoiding you

>>6417372
>>6417368
i mean i still have the memes... i just don't have the MEANS of posting them.

>>6417383
why are you bullying me so much ;~;

>>6417367
B/c gay cis girls can navigate the female body infinitely better than meet boys turned girls who's only sexual experience is how to tug their junk and shove things in their ass.

Cis lezzies have sexual class & appreciate delivering foreplay more.
>>6417380
I was.... For burgers & food & weed & gas when I was a poor college femboy.

Gay bars are a treasure box of free shit.

>>6417365
>>6417357
>>6417341
youre qt, where are you?

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Hi y'all! I love you :3 <3

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>>6417399
so you're saying.... you, the people.... need to own... the memes of production?

>>6417363
>liking cisgirl
>ever

pick one

I have only been attracted to one cisgirl in my life and she is my first cousin. We are just so much alike that I am like well maybe that is why. idk I don;t find cisgirl that attractive.


Whelp time to get back in the kitchen.

does anyone actually tuck, or is that just a meme

>>6417376
I was looking for my ticket in my man bag and embarrassed that you were parked making sure I got on >.>

I lost that ticket too ;_;

>>6417274
im desperate.

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>>6417382
Really :o What do you look like, and do you own a large strapon to rek my BEEPEE.

>>6417406
>peoples meme liberation front
>>6417407
Them andro skinny dykes with shirt hair, piercings, and tasteful makeup tho

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>>6417399

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>>6417408
Who DOESN'T tuck?

>>6417411
D'aawe. Youre so littttle!
I'd use use as a cuddle body pillow & feed you trailmix from my palm

>>6417275
>TFW she wants to treat me like a toddler and set up IRL friend dates so I'm not on /mtfg/ all the time
Every friend I've ever made in real life has either been someone that has gone out of their way to make friends with me or somebody that one of my existing friends introduced, the few times I've tried to go out of my way to make friends with someone have gone badly. So I wouldn't mind being hooked up with new friends IRL, actually that would be great.

>>6417380
I signed up to an escorting site but never met anyone because I got scared and deleted it, a-am I a hooker?
>>6417400
Gay bars are a treasure box of AIDS
>>6417367
Women are more attractive than men. Dick and muscles are great but I can't fall in love with a male face.

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>>6417407
>fucking your cousin

>>6417417
Good question.

I don't have a girlmode and even I do it...

>>6417418
... Valq, how tall are you?

>>6417417
i don't tuck

>>6417274
I replied to that post yesterday and I don't think it worked.

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>>6417407
>I have only been attracted to one cisgirl in my life and she is my first cousin.

>>6417408
I didn't much when I wore jeans all the time. I do dresses a lot now and I have to because the wind will blow them against me

>>6417411
I'm kind of cute I guess
and I don't need a large strapon to do that~

>>6417417
Not everyone has unnecessarily long beef curtains like you...
Check your privilege
>>6417419
I've been on a couple awkward AF friend dates with just her cis friends...
Literally being a tranny was the main topic, then we sat there awkwardly & ate sushi in quiet

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>>6417409
actually, i was just trying to find my bay area rap mix on my phone before i drove away :3

>>6417408
>not tucking
ishygddt

>>6417399

>>6417392
>it'd probably be more effective as some kind of therapy for gender dysphoric people
Knowing Samus was a girl made Metroid Prime a whole lot more enjoyable for me

>>6417399
ooooooooooh

>>6417406
*slow clap

>>6417417
i have a pair of super tight jeans and that's the only thing i need to tuck in, but it never works

>>6417408
i do

>>6417420
I agree that women are pretty
>>6417400
I just want someone strong to hold me down and put something inside me

>>6417431
No I mean obviously it's not an issue now, but tucking seems like a no brainer to me when still penised

>>6417423
Why not?

>>6417426
couldn't uou have found a picture of West Virginia?
that's where we keep our inbreeders

>>6417429
>grace has a large dick

lol this is hilarious to me

>>6417417
Rarely, I'm so small panties do it normally without much work

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>>6417408
>>6417417
>>6417433
i've never tucked before
i don't think i need to

>>6417425
The more people that reply the more spell juice is sucked out of the post. I post it in every thread so people have the opportunity to suck up as much spell juice as they can every day.

>>6417422
5'11" at the onset of hrt.. Prolly .5" shorter now... I've been told I look shorter now
>>6417420
True... But I've also been known to have them booze me up, hold their hand to a diner, eat on their tab, & bail out the back.

I was a terrible person back then..
But also didn't have any money & largely lives off of protein powder I stole

My paramour is going to be here in 5 minutes QUICK WHAT ALBUM SHOULD WE FUGG TOO

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>>6417439

>>6417447
Huh.

You're were 2 inches taller than me.

>>6417411
I'm 5 foot 8 . o ., 135 pounds.

>>6417441
how do i attract mates if i'm hiding my plumage?

>>6417313
elaborate.

>>6417433
O..h well... I take back thinking you were a chivalrous young man

>>6417450
;__;

>>6417429
Grace is packing >>6417431

>>6417411
>enabling the most vile chaser to ever disgrace this general

>>6417431
Yeah, I guess you need to get set up with people that have a common interest that will be more of a focus than you being trans.

>>6417440
... Implying dykes wouldn't.
Implying I'm not capable of that even though I Dont really top unless I've a sub with me.
>>6417441
Rite? It unfolding when you sit on the toilet is always so silly looking

>>6417444
You're small i thought Edie was a size queen

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>>6417443
>lol this is hilarious to me
Why is that?
>>6417458
Packing something alright

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>>6417453
>having a visible package in girlmode

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>>6417457
>australia

>>6417447
way to get murdered

>>6417459
>disGrace

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>>6417441
>tucking seems like a no brainer to me when still penised

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>>6417464
>not having a visible package in every mode

>>6417451
Huh?... I am or were?
>>6417455
Everybody wants a brow reduction... Even if you look cis
>>6417460
Also, I need real AF people who aren't afraid of offending people
>>6417458
Wut?

>>6417463
is that really you

i thought your peepee stopped gettin hard like that on hormones

>>6417459
transbian hons are predators and worse than chasers in every way

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>>6417453
O.O
female plumage = boops/hips

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>>6417463
omg that gif tho

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I'd like to politely ask anime posters to leave.

>>6417467
I was verrry toned & muscly back then..
Like, intimidating in guy clothes & unshaven.
Also, it was in a busy nightlife area. Lots of ppl.

>TFW I've sucked dick for a sub sammich

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>>6417459
>>6417468
Ayyyyyy
>>6417472
>is that really you
I wish
>i thought your peepee stopped gettin hard like that on hormones
Nope
>>6417475
I know right?

>>6417471
Well, I'm 5'9''


>>6417476
I'd like to politely ask you to go to /d/ and get some better fetishes.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A HONS
>WHAT THE FUCK IS A HONS
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>>6417463
So the legend are true

>>6417474
>>6417464
but i'm trans. i gotta work with what i got, and that's not good hips or tits

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>>6417481
it's a plural noun

>>6417480
D'AAAAAWE!
omfg....
You're going on the adorable little spoon & trailmix list, sweetheart

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>>6417482
Wait what legend?

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>>6417476
Pepe is my favorite anime character.

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>>6417472
>is that really you

>>6417479
>I wish

>>6417481
You are.

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>not having a large dick
I though >7inches are trutrans(TM)

>>6417483
hey im trans too !

>>6417481
i love the word hons too

hon hun hon hun

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>>6417481
>hons

>>6417481
A meme

Try to imagine a time when all the internet had to offer was Susan's and Laura's as far as the eye sees.

>>6417471
My finger slipped

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>>6417457

>>6417492
i'm sorry, i hate when bad things happen to good people ;_;

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>>6417481
these are hons

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>>6417486
...

halp.

:/

(I like to wrap myself around other people like a little limpet... It's fun)

>>6417472
>i thought your peepee stopped gettin hard like that on hormones
It looks like it's semi-hard in that gif, I think usually getting an erection remains possible (but doesn't happen as readily) but they usually don't get rock hard after a while on HRT I think.

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>>6417503
>tfw met the artist of this comic

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>implying I won't rape and murder every last one of you

>>6417508
You have to leave your basement first.

>>6417487
You know what

>>6417500
anon ;~;

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HAHA I LIED, 99% of women are disgusting and have no real interests.

>>6417503
Jjjust don't use those rows of teeth on me & I'll wear you like a scarf!
>>6417506
Pretty sure that's a dildo & a cis girl

I HAVE ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ALONE

WILL I STILL ENJOY STUFFING MY FACE WITH NUTELLA AND BINGE-WATCHING ANIMANIACS AFTER I GO ON HORMONES

>>6417507
I don't know it... I'm pretty sure I stole it off another poster, because it's not one I recognise.

>tfw your reaction folder's getting too big, and you can't find the pics you want quickly

>>6417464
good news elanna, i visited the university and they said their standard package is AutoCAD not Solidworks meaning I'm free to buy an iMac, yay!

>>6417508
Come at me bro

>>6417508
please do

>>6417514
Says the weeb

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>>6417508
If it's Madoka I wouldn't mind.

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>>6417517
I don't even know his name!

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>>6417508
do you do deliveries?

>>6417491
If that's true then I really am AGP scum
>>6417512
TELL ME

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>>6417513

>>6417515
...

...

...

Wat?
I don't have rows of teeth.

Come to think of it, neither do limpets. They use acid to melt through the shells of other mollusks and shellfish.

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>>6417514
Good day faggots > O >

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>>6417508
try it, i've got a mean right hook

>>6417477
>TFW I've sucked dick for a sub sammich
It happens to the best of us anon.

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>>6417514

>>6417529
....mmmm... I'm thinking of another parasite

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where the fuck is sass

>>6417532
wow, you have me beat there

>>6417518
I mean worst case you could have used boot camp to install Windows on the laptop in addition to OSX, and many universities or departments have deals that let you get software like Windows for free or on the cheap while you're a student.

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>>6417537
...

Lampreys?

why the fuck is rachel so racist against australians shes a fucking persian sandnigger, thats the lowest of the low

>>6417477
You poor thing must have been starving

>>6417539
...yeahh.. Not my best moment.
If I knew what camwhoring was back then, I'd probably be justifying it as a legit means to further my neet lifestyle by now & shitting on people calling me out for it

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>>6417491
you don't say?
>>6417381
how big is your dick

>>6417529
Rows of teeth? In my vagina?

>>6417545
He just can't stand the bantz.

>>6417516
Can't confirm the Animaniacs, but Nutella will be better.

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>>6417544

>>6417545
>hating persians
>t. we owe all we got to people we pillaged south of us

>>6417544
YASSSS!
>be my limpet & I'll be your lamprey bb
>>6417546
When I wasn't food whoring,
My diet consisted of : strawberry jam, protein powder, and occasionally rice I also stole... For about 6 months

>>6417549
>>6417553
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

>>6417545
i'm half czech too. i pass as white most of the time

>>6417545
Being this butthurt

>>6417549
I knew it... You had dentata installed
>>6417553
Lolomg.. I hope this is my srs

>>6417556
Was joking about the potential of vagina dentata masturbation for camming the other day...

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>>6417547
I am so confused

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>>6417549
Do you get those standard with SRS or do you need to visit a gynecological orthodontist for that?

>>6417545
>Australians are a race
I hate Nigerians but Dont mind black folks

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>>6417531
I like it when they fight back. You're first.

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>>6417548
It is a mystery
>>6417553
How does a creature exist like this

>>6417564
>>6417565

Actual cases of vagina dentata could be attributed to dermoid cysts where the twins teeth got absorbed in an unfortunate place...

>>6417567
I'm the one who sucked dick for a sammich in college...
Didn't know I could camwhore back then, tho

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>>6417572
Leatherback turtle.

>>6417540
Can I get the iMac for cheap while a student?
>>6417569
That's very specific anon

>>6417555
>trips
Why didn't you sneak into the food place at your uni

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>going out to dinner later with girlfriend's father
>still doesn't know I'm trans
>have to boymode to keep her as a friend and go

T..his is hard ;_;

>>6417574
Or merely calcium deposit build ups

>>6417572
its a leatherback sea turtle

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>>6417575
OHHH
I cant read, alright :3

>>6417413
No I am not attracted to many cisgirls. I am seldom even attracted to people with tattoos and non ear piercings ffs. Most cisgirls don't do it to me. sure I might find some physically attractive but never anything deeper than that except my cousin

I do like unique tattoos though and water color tattoos but lately I just laugh at people who get those infinity signs, feathers, ect. I love when people get those writing tattoos that are like a paragraph long and can't wait to see them five years later when they spread. I would get a water color tattoo but they fade fast.

>>6417421
I NEVER FUCKED HER, i WAS JUST ATTRACTED TO HER.

idk she is just as autistic as me in some ways. I remember we were driving down i-5 down from just past the i-90 interchange down to about state route 18. Half the conversation was about cement the other half was about star trek.

Yeah we talked about cement for a half hour in traffic ...

>>6417426
shut up I never fucked her and most likely never will so it doesn't matter.

>>6417581
I think university stores tend to have discounts for that sort of thing if you're a student, but maybe call the university store and ask about it.

>>6417583
he's gonna notice ur tits

are you at least not going to wear girl clothes this time?

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I am incredibly bored.
Entertain me /mtfgay.

>>6417583
enjoy your dyke parade Faye-chan~! XD

>>6417591
Clearly you were not paying attention.

We're talking about creatures who's mouths look like vagina dentata.

>>6417581
There's an influx of them here left over on work visas after the oil boom died down.
Their culture is shit, they steal, stink, their women hate homos, & its common for a mans wife to never be with another man for the rest of her life.... But he can fuck whomever he wants.

Also, I live next door to a 3 bed apt with 5 of them in their &, wake up to them screaming at each other in plains-speak on their balcony each morning

>>6417583
Does Edie parents not know she transgender and how are going to hide your boobs

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>>6417590
I. Literally. Wore a sweater and jeans with a men's bag to see you.

Also this shirt is a men's shirt from 7 for all mankind ok?

>>6417582
B/c it closed at 8 & they'd yell at you if you didn't carry food out in a little box you had to show student I'd for

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>>6417572
oh come on, you can tell us

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Fuck I love soup

>>6417341
>>6417382
>>6417411
>>6417514
I'm confused by what happened here, is this Grace's shortest /mtfg/ relationship ever?

>>6417598
Highly accurate picture

>>6417598
Enjoy having her dad think you're her secret gf

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>>6417598
don't wear girl jeans if ur tryna pass as male, just sayin.

>"Hi, I'm your daughter's boyfriend"

>>6417614
I mean, isn't she?

>>6417611
just another to add to the dozens she's had this year

>>6417615
> tfw you will never take this home as your boyfriend

>>6417583
Just be a girl already. This is like watching a car crash at 5 kph.

i just wanna go home and be sad u____u

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>>6417571
i'll pin you down and tie you up and then walk away and do stuff to my gf instead