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First for killing Elanna's happinesd

>>6399069
The hell is happinesd

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>>6399062
nerds

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>>6399066
They may or they may not. It requires minimal effort to apply, so it's better to throw your resume into the mix than to just not apply.

>>6399073
Idk but anon killed it ;~;

>>6399062
Nth for the! Sun is my enemy.

what is it like,
sucking a dick? does it hurt

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Rate, comment, subscribe

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>>6399076
>They may or they may not. It requires minimal effort to apply, so it's better to throw your resume into the mix than to just not apply.
>resume
My resume is
>Barely graduated HS
>Spent over a year at a fast food place
>1 month at a grocery store
I mean being a Clerk sounds easy and I think I could do it but I have like no qualifications for it outside of the HS diploma

>>6399082
if you do it right it should

>>6399082
no it doesn't hurt.
unless they slam it down your throat or something.

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>>6399062
I like the OP picture

>>6399076
Hi Elanna. I chose the wrong socks for my boots, and now my foot is sad.

How's your day?

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Does my lunch pass /mtfg/?

>>6399076
Well that's unfortunate

>>6399084
if your resume is pretty and you exaggerate how awesome the things you've done are, they won't realize how sparse it is

>>6399084
Work experience and high school diploma can get you somewhere bonus points if you're not brown

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>>6399091
So, I guess this is your ideal mate?

Why does Emily Rudd have to be so pretty? It's not fair. ):

>>6399076
Sorry for killing the thing

>>6399095
Holy shit i havent had goldfish since fourth grade and i want some badly right now

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>>6399100
would be if I wasnt ano
I am also playing an EU4 campaign in your honor, I hope I dont fail

>>6399095
thats all your eating for lunch?

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>>6399084
Your resume has more work experience than mine.

Like I said, it doesn't hurt to try. At worst they throw your application out, at best they give you an interview

>>6399093
It's going ok, continuing the depressing task of hunting for jobs

I'm gonna start applying for crap work, the bank is starting to send angry letters about how I can't make my minimum payments.

masturbating is beginning to suck.
swooning is starting to feel good enough anyway

>>6399084
>but I have like no qualifications for it outside of the HS diploma
that's often all they need
you have some experience working a cash register too, so that'll help

>>6399095
If you're a kid maybe

>>6399105
Go buy some
>>6399107
Probably? I haven't decided yet. If I do decide to get other things it'll cause pain to walk to the kitchen. And I don't know if I want that.

>>6399106
I'm playing a stellaris campaign

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>>6399096
I haven't really done anything awesome, just what I listed. Didn't even do sports or clubs back in highschool.
>>6399098
I suppose that's true lol
>>6399111
I guess I'm anxious about not being good enough and feeling humiliated failing the interview or not being able to do the job
>>6399113
Yeah, I did the cash register on the front end and for the drive through so I'm pretty good at it :s

>>6399082noneM
It doesn't hurt at all unless you do something quite spectacular.

It is literally the experience of having a long, thick, twitching, lewd-smelling flesh tube to lick, caress, kiss, nibble, and suck while driving a boy (or very particular girl) wild.

I would recommend to a friend, even if none of my lesbian friends seem to quite get the appeal.

>>6399083
Disgusting. Soooooooooo british.
>>6399116
I just might

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>tfw you drive to the gym but its closed

;_;

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>>6399118
in CFHs honor?

>>6399124
awww ;~;
why was it closed?

>tfw no hot guy to 69 with
>tfw no hot guy who gives good head and doesn't mind transgirls and girlcocks
;_;

>>6399112
>masturbating is beginning to suck.
I feel ya

>>6399120
being a clerk is the same thing, except you're the only one tending a register

>>6399115
I'm only an adult because my ID says so
>>6399123
Do iiiiit.

>>6399122
>something quite spectacular
Like biting the head off?

>>6399127
>being a clerk is the same thing, except you're the only one tending a register
Well, I've never done clerical things before.

Howeverrrr
>The pay offered for this part-time, non-exempt position is $17.82/hr to $22.46/hr
>The average work hours will be 18 hours per week
THATS REALLY PRETTY OKAY SO I WANNA GET THIS JOB

>>6399120
sure but you have to pretend that the not awesome things you did were actually awesome. even if they weren't

>>6399125
idk my card key wasn't working and ive paid for this month so idk. rly weird.

>>6399124
I'm sorry kit.
>>6399128
I have no transport or anything. I'm gonna have to wait until tonight. Which sucks. But i will buy the snack that smiles back tonight.

>>6399129
I have every reason to believe that hurts, and amounts to a spectacle, yes.

>>6399111
Oh. I'm sorry that your field wasn't hiring right away. Hopefully you can grab a bad job that you enjoy. Heaven knows I've liked more of my "bad" jobs than "good" ones.

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>>6399125
I just enslave everyone i can, and purge the rest.

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>>6399138
Well I guess I can bullshit about my year of fast food experience and how great I was at customer service

>>6399136
holy shit o.o I hope you get it!!!

>tfw I should probably apply to deliver for places that aren't fast-food

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Pls help, are there any good RCs like adderall? I can't find 2-FMA.
>>6399120
Of you use a nice looking LATeX template and then make yourself out to be the best there at the time who had every responsibility, you'll get it no prob.

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>>6399146
Thank youuu
though
I wonder how I'd really be able to handle the job with my adhd
I'm kinda concerned about how well I'd be able to focus or work

>>6399140
Awesome. The flavor blasted ones are the best imo

>>6399139
Maybe just a scheduling thing :/

How do you deal with the feel of having no big sister? I'm an only child

>>6399120
I know the feeling, but you honestly start to get over the feeling of "oh god rejection" after you've been blanketing businesses with resumes for awhile. Sure, they're rejecting you, but it's nothing personal, and you can literally just pick up and carry on to the next employer.

>>6399142
Yeah idk. Time for me to put together a resume that makes me look qualified for working in a coffee shop or some shit. Also, maybe time to double down on applying for government work, it's recession proof at least

>>6399153
i have an older sister

>>6399153
its not a good feeling.
I have 4 other siblings.

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>years of laser
>hours of electro
>still beard shadow

I hope it will go away after being year on electro

>>6399136
That job sounds excellent, Grace. Ganbatte! And all that.

Don't stress about it - you'll do great.

>>6399083
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>6399153
I am an only child too. It sucksss.

>>6399160
i dont see it though.

>>6399160
You're cute though

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>>6399162
Thank you <3
>>6399154
Yeah, I guess I shouldn't be so worried, even if they do make fun of me after rejecting me behind my back they'll forget about me after a day or something

>>6399165
I used to be happy with being an only child but now since coming out I wish I had an older sister to guide me.

>>6399153
I have a big sister and she is not so nice to me so... idk

i still love her tho

>Haven't heard from my mum since she saw that chaser documentary yesterday
What if she hanged herself in shame at her son becoming a sex fetish object for 50 year old creeps seeking "girlpenis"?

>>6399168
Hiring managers see multiple applicants a day, and have likely seen and heard everything in the time since they started hiring. I doubt that any hiring manager would actually make fun of applicants behind their back unless you are legitimately making an effort to make yourself unlikeable.

>>6399144
yes yes exactly! never downplay yourself in an interview. you were an awesome customer service specialist

>>6399171
Haha, it's the same with me.
Actually I do have a half sister and a half brother but we don't have any contact.

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>>6399174
>I have a big sister and she is not so nice to me so

why wouldnt she be tho ;~;

>>6399174
>>6399179
My sister isn't very nice either.

>>6399174
I love your sister too

I hate all of you

>>6399174
>>6399180
Maybe they are jealous.

>>6399153
Mom's an only child and she always felt the same about it (she's highly puzzled by sibling rivalry as a result)

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>tfw you ARE the big sister in your family

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>>6399184

>>6399189
No, they don't know.
She's just a stupid bitch.

>>6399193
Being the big sis was fun.
In return for little sis being my best shield with family, I got to answer all of her awkward puberty questions.

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>>6399193
>tfw you wish you were but still feel like the big brother

>>6399180
Idk you very well though, but I cant imagine anyone not liking kit, like that doesnt even register as a possibility

>>6399178
>Actually I do have a half sister and a half brother
Are you me? Well the half brother I do see occasionally after meeting him recently but the sister, never met her.

Here's the funny part. I have two older first cousins who could have filled the role of big sisters but they converted to Islam...

>>6399195
Bullshit you hate yourself
You pass, got srs and living the dream

>>6399201
>>tfw you wish you were but still feel like the big brother
iktf
I even feel like the big brother to my older sister

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>>6399203
barbaric

>>6399206
Oh shut up Kayla

>>6399208
One moved to Saudi Arabia as well

tfw no qtpie mtfg girlfriend to tug me off when we go to the cinema

>>6399196
Maybe you should tell her? :)

>>6399203
Wow, I haven't met my half sister too. That's a funny coincidence.

> two older first cousins who could have filled the role of big sisters but they converted to Islam
And they are not ok with trans people? I have a muslim friend and he is perfectly fine.

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>>6399212
t h e d r e a m

>>6399171
I have a younger sister. And she's on the butch side, so... didn't learn much from her. Thankfully, I had a lot of friends to make up for that. We never really got along with my sister. But lately we've been bonding a bit over both being barren women. Which feels a bit weird.

>tfw oral fixation
>constantly chew on my mechanical pencils until they look absolutely disgusting
how do I stop this
>>6399112
>masturbated for the first time in a week
>felt extremely underwhelming
same

>>6399111
come to Oakland, I'll hire you as my secretary. as long as you're cool with getting yelled at by the head of the longshoremen's union all day

>>6399216
Even if i wanted to do that, It would be pointless im 3 states away now.
The secondi tell anyone in my family, i'll be disowned and never be able to talk/see any of them again.

>>6399217
Why?
>barren
Triggered

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>>6399175

>MFW not wanting a chaser son in law

>>6399220
I have that oral fixation problem.
Try gum i guess.
Nothing worked for me.

>>6399220
chew your lips instead?

Tfw banned from mtfg irc for life

>>6399082
it's like trying to eat an old sweaty sausage without using your teeth

>>6399153
Idk, I'm not really super close with one of my sisters cus she was out of the house before I was rlly aware of stuff and I don't rlly get along with the other because she has issues with my partner

>>6399193
my partner knows that feel
four younger sister and even her parents look to her for advice and stuff

>>6399144
Don't forget to mention all of your volunteer hours providing mentorship to troubled trans* individuals.

>>6399216
>funny coincidence
What if I am your long lost half sister??
>And they are not ok with trans people?
Honestly I don't know. I haven't met them since transition. I've been assuming they don't and accordingly avoiding them.

>>6399211
>Kayla
Try harder

>>6399088
>>6399122
>>6399082
Actually yes it does. it hurts your jaw.

>>6399232
It did sound like an old-style Kayla post though.

>>6399227
What'd you do?

>>6399235
Maybe for you.

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>>6399227
time to come back to spite them all

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>>6399227
>going on IRC

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>>6399199
Yee, although I never did any of that, since my sister is only 2 years younger

But it's nice being such a close age cause we just gossip about our respective friend groups and such

>>6399201
One day you'll feel like a big sis phie, don't sweat it~

>>6399228
Oh dang that's a lot of siblings, I only have a younger sister and brother

>>6399175
I doubt it, my dad is still talking to me even though he kept thinking I was gonna be a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.
>>6399174
>tfw you only have a distant older brother that you just want to han out with more
>>6399184
I hate me too!
>>6399201
>>6399207
>you will always be the younger brother

>>6399243
You've gone tc, same fucking thing retard

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>>6399241
Pls no, I'm really tired of Angie going on IRC to whinge and ask people to kill her.

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>>6399246
i haven't been on tinychat in like 2 years retard

>>6399240
>sucking small dicks

>>6399222
I am sorry that your family sucks that much. I hope you have someone else who can be there for you while transitioning.

>>6399231
>What if I am your long lost half sister??
Are you German and ~30 years old?

> I've been assuming they don't and accordingly avoiding them.
You could try messaging them via Facebook or Whatsapp. You have nothing to lose and ideally you will get someone supportive.

>>6399247
It's just a prank sis :)
But I also need to look everywhere on the Internet to recruit new hons for my army.

>>6399245
What did your dad think of it?

>>6399250
Please od again

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>>6399247
but I am doing that as well :<
does that mean I have to leave?

>>6399244
I doubt that ;~;
speaking of which, my sis asked me casually yesterday if I wanna do one of her classes so I can explain things to her.
>tfw important
but I am not looking forward to doing that much stuff

>>6399256
trip on, angie

only thing im gonna OD on is greatness

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>>6399251
нeт
>>6399252
Nope.

>>6399193
That feel ;_;
>>6399230
yes yes, that classic charity "mtfg"

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>>6399258
Isn't me Rachel
Jesus why are you blaming me?

>>6399263
>yes yes, that classic charity "mtfg"
I would imagine it's rather well known by now

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>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

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>>6399271
>wanting penis

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>>6399270
I sure hope not
"Hiya, my name is Grace"
"I know, I've been a long time fan of mtfg and have read all your posts!"

>>6399276
That would be awkward.

>>6399276
That would be the best thing ever though, they would already know how cute your personality was

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>>6399274
>not liking penis

>>6399235
>>6399251
Not a size queen.

There are many beautiful penises in this world both little and large, and each of them deserves love. So long as you love the penis you come home to best, you've got your priorities straight.

>>6399274
>not wanting penis
Are you not on e?

>>6399257
It's a style of interaction that doesn't bother me when it's on a public imageboard. Moreover, you talk about more than >tfw hon

Like, when it's in an irc channel and all you talk about is tfw hon or your impending suicide it just makes people uncomfortable tho.

>>6399255
He thought I was gonna be a drag queen/ hon hybrid. He got one part right.

>>6399276
>"I know, I've been a long time fan of mtfg and have read all your posts!"
agpth oh fuck that would be bad
just considering the sheer amount of lewdposting I've done, I would never get hired anywhere >.<

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>>6399267
sorry, someone told me its been you hounding me

>>6399274
>when someone tells me they don't like dick

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>>6399280
>>6399282
I am but penis gets boring unless it's girl dick.

>>6399283
I told you I would stop :/

>>6399252
No :(

>>6399262
Aww. We are here for you :3

>>6399271
>tfw you have never sucked a dick.

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>>6399279
I-i
that was smooth as heck anon i feel all bubbly now
>>6399278
I imagine so but then again I already have people who are kinda like that
This one girl likes me so apparently I'm the only reason she comes here
Hey Em!!
>>6399287
Yeahhh, I'd be pretty professionally fucked but I guess I could start doing porn then

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>>6399257
See you're already doing it, that's just part of being a big sis!

>>6399263
no it's good feel! :3

>>6399290
Oh
Well I don't have any reason to hound you

>>6399290
Girl dick > boy dick

>>6399244
It was funny at times, but yeah, it's probably a different dynamic when things are closer; sadly she was in elementary when I came out (we're 8 years apart), so our friend groups were very spread out.

>>6399294
>not unconditionally liking all dick

>>6399281
Is being a size queen a bad thing? I don't care about length but it's gotta be thick.

>>6399303
>no it's good feel! :3
I'm the big sister to 2 cisters and I am years behind them when it comes to being a girl
It's a bad feel
Especially when my biological sister gives me shit for basically being her little sister

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>>6399287
at least you wouldnt literally go to jail :^)

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>>6399306
>liking girl dick over boy dick
shiggy diggy

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>>6399307
I like my penises to be feminine

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>>6399294
>not liking both

>>6399298
iktf ;~;

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Oh btw mtfg just asking you to do a favor for me

>>6399298
Thanks.
>>6399300
Guess i wouldn't know.

>>6399298
You're not alone, I only did twice on the same guy so not much really

who /male to femboy/ here. my boymode is flawless.

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>>6399312
Deal with it nerd

>>6399314
See >>6399313

>>6399315
well if you are into that

>>6399315
punch me in the face, grace

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>>6399271
>tfw no gwyndolin bf

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>>6399320
Iktf famalam

>>6399300
>>6399311
bright sides
>jail
wait, what about jail?

>>6399320
you mean who cant pass or accept themselves ?

>>6399320
idk what I count as. i look like male to boy still waiting on the fem or even the andro part

>>6399329
oh shiiiii waddup

>>6399320
into the
>>>/trash/
it goes

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>this thread

>>6399320
why would i want to be a boy.

>>6399334
>idk what I count as.
I know that feel

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>>6399327
perfect bf material <3 i love him so much

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>>6399338

>>6399334
>. i look like male to boy still waiting on the fem or even the andro part
its painful. I know

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>>6399326
How are you doing today Rachel? I asked you on Skype but you only seem to be hereeee
>>6399320
I'm male to alpha male
>>6399330
>wait, what about jail?
Pretty sure posting about /ss/ might land me in hot water. But then again I've heard my state approves of it.
>>6399323
I'm not into it but I just have had too many crushes this year so I'll take the punch in the face instead
>>6399341

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>>6399294
Well, you could stop pretending that you're killing yourself again. Just a tip, saying that a 61 day ban is "for life", probably not a good starting point.

>>6399351
Shes being a bully again ;-;

>>6399351
>too many crushes this year
its the estrogen isnt it?

>>6399351
Wow grace. I never knew you were a racist bigot...

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am i getting less manly? apparently im so pale ppl dont think im black :/

unsee
.cc/sebuzona

>>6399309
Oh, well that's not nice 3:

I mean I'm pre hrt but one day I'll be a real big sis!

>>6399356
Fighting for Christ is never wrong

>>6399351
im okay. i dont have skype open, sorry

>>6399353
im nice, i promise

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>>6399356
DEUS VULT
>>6399353
Awww, I'll calm her down then
>>6399355
>its the estrogen isnt it?
8 mg of it a day so probably
+daily progesterone
I LOVE EVERYONE WOOOOO
>>6399360
You will be anon!
>>6399363
I figured you were at work so you couldn't, it's okay~
How's today going?

>>6399363
>>6399351

ship-ing rachel and grace from now on

>>6399359
Uh you're not. I don't know why you even bother taking it from such an extreme angles it does you no favors

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>>6399352
61 day ban?
Oh come on
That's a bit ridiculious.
I told you I would stop and you still bsb me for a ridiculious amount of time

I've done worse and you only banned me for a week,

>>6399359
>unsee
Literally why, everyone already knows your face
And are you insinuating that black = manly?

>>6399371
>extreme angles

uhh what thats literally a straight on shot

>>6399367
it's okay. i'm still really sad and frustrated :(

I'm using my phone to look up better jobs actually so that's kind of fun. there's a job working for an architecture firm that i really really want, im a huge architecture geek

how are you today??

>>6399344
Aldrich loves him more :}

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>>6399372
61 days or until you stop pretending that you're killing yourself in 60 days, whichever comes first.

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>>6399368
PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>>6399377
It's gonna be okay Rachel
>I'm using my phone to look up better jobs actually so that's kind of fun. there's a job working for an architecture firm that i really really want, im a huge architecture geek
Oooh, that sounds pretty great! Good luck, I hope you get it!
>how are you today??
I'm pretty okay, I've been doing the same thing pretty much, I got up and started looking for jobs and then made some mac and cheese~ I think I'm gonna shower soon, I should start getting cleaned up for the dentist later x.x

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>>6399380
#triggered

>.<

>>6399363
nuh uh ;-;

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>>6399382
I told you I won't
I just wanted attention
Pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee

>>6399386
right girl = me
left girl = you

and ew i hate the dentist. anything major? or just like teeth cleaning?

>>6399376
Its from above your head you retard

>>6399382
It's honestly better just to stop responding.

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>>6399394
REMEMBER TO BE FRIENDLY TO EVERYONE!!!

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>>6399396
You're no fun sbi :'(

>>6399398
:DD

>>6399401
that's not sbi, i haven't been posting

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>>6399393
Thankfully this time it's only the standard 6 month clean and checkup
I'm probably gonna get the bad news I need to stop pushing getting my wisdom teeth removed
It won't be fun but at least it's just an hour ish and my teeth will be nice afterwards!

>>6399392
Ok, apparently your ban is already lifted but srsly pls stahp

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hello

>>6399406
getting my wisdom teeth out was awesome. they gave me so much painkiller and I just chilled on my couch for 4 days eating ice cream and soup and yogurt

>>6399405
Oh I figured it was mod.
Sorry
Are you really that annoyed with my shitposting on the irc

>>6399410
Yay
Ok I'll stop :)

>>6399413
Privet

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>>6399414
I'm really, really scared of pain from anything medical

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>tfw you realise that no matter what you do, if you are ugly then you are screwed
>tfw you realise that for the price of a nice car, you could fix your face and thus fix your whole life

>Completed Doom
I don't know what to do with my life now

>>6399420
its okay bb, if you do get your wisdom teeth taken out, they'll drug you up so you won't feel a thing

>>6399420
I got all four removed, it wasn't bad, just the swelling last a few days which made me look ridiculous.

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>>6399423
play doom 2

>>6399423
buy me a steam game. cyka

>>6399421
>tfw you realise that for the price of a nice car, you could fix your face and thus fix your whole life

and that is why im building my credit. Goodbye dude brows

>>6399420
it wasn't painful at all. and you won't really remember it at all

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>>6399425
>>6399426
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well
I'm not gonna get worried about it yet, it wont be until later this year at least

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>>6399425
>wanting drugs and not loving the pain
>mfw

>>6399432
I had a wisdom tooth pulled, and after a day i was fine.

>>6399419
am I toxic...

>>6399437
No, they just circle jerk.

>>6399420
I'm not really scared of dentists, but my teeth were something I couldn't be arsed to take proper care of for years. And catching up is scary. But something I have to do if I want jaw and chin surgery, I guess. I guess I could see the dentist I used to go to. His daughter's thesis was on gender identity so he'd have something to talk about while removing all the tartar in there...

>>6399428
That's always one of the best options no matter what desu.

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>>6399271
>MFW I sucked a dick for the first time tuesday night...
>MFW she said I'm pretty good at it...

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>>6399435
>>6399431
Y'all don't know how much anxiety I had leading up to a simple blood test do you?
>>6399413
Hi Oryx!!

>>6399442
j e a l o u s

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>>6399442
>>6399271
I wanna suck a dick..

>>6399443
Yes i do know.

>>6399425
Mine are at a fucked up angle and couldn't be removed without serious surgery. So I opted to have the molars next to them removed instead.

>>6399442
>she
I want transbians to leave

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>I'll transition when...pigs fly!
>hahahaah
>...
>will you be starting hrt now sir?
>no I'd still prefer not.

>>6399443
lol I do know, we shared stories of near death experiences when a needle appears

you'll be anxious as heck leading up to it but they put you to sleep with a gas mask thing and tell you to count backwards from 10 and you forget counting past 6 because you're out like a light. then you stay doped up on painkiller for a couple days and that's it

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>>6399442
>being an adult and finally sucking your first dick
>mfw

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>>6399439
I am very confused..

>>6399443
>>6399446

Grace! ^<>^

>>6399444
KORRA /\ __ /\

>>6399452
Might want to move to a better country.

>>6399455
I sucked my first dick at 6 years old

>>6399442
>mfw the first time sucking dick

Is there an androgynous hair style or something I could do with long hair? I like that my hair is finally long but I can't really style/cut it in a feminine way any time soon.
>>6399271
iktf ;~;

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>>6399448
>>6399454
Yeahh I'm just saying like, I'm gonna dread it no matter what
>>6399457
How are youuu?

>>6399428
You know I was talking about doom 4

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>>6399457
Heвaжнo.

I'm a nigger hon who deserves to die

>>6399455
Whores out

>>6399466
It still stands. Or go play hexen

>>6399465
Well yeah.
>>6399468
ok

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>>6399443
I used to be terrified of needles and blood tests, but after getting like 6 of them, I've gotten somewhat used to them. I still get a bit nervous, but not nearly as much as I used to.
I've not had any surgical stuff yet though... and that shit still scares me as well.

>>6399444
>>6399446
It was good shit. It tasted pretty good.

>>6399451
I also have a BF, does that make it better?

>>6399455
Ok, listen, I was a kissless virgin 1 month ago.
Now I've kissed with tongue, got fucked quite a few times, have bruises all over because I've become a masochist, and I sucked a dick.
I think I made pretty decent progress.

>>6399463
pic related...

>>6399468
You deserve to die but but not for being a nigger.

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>>6399471
Guess your fucked then.
Бывaeт.

>>6399477
Heh, yeah. The pic I posted was exactly like my first time. ;-;7

>>6399467
I'm not Russian, but hi! hehehe..

>>6399465
not much. tired. waiting. gotta do some stuff. got a bicycle now so I cycle everywhere, feels good. but sill no bf..

>>6399477
>Polygamous
The degeneracy just went up a notch

>>6399446
LEWD

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>>6399470
So

>>6399477
>virgin

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>>6399477
>I used to be terrified of needles and blood tests, but after getting like 6 of them, I've gotten somewhat used to them. I still get a bit nervous, but not nearly as much as I used to.
Yeah, with the help of xanax my last blood test went pretty smoothly actually
>I've not had any surgical stuff yet though... and that shit still scares me as well.
Only surgical thing I've had done was an emergency repair of my ankle because I'd accidentally tore it open
>It was good shit. It tasted pretty good.
aaaaaaaa, I wanna taste a big dick ;_;
>>6399488
Cycling is nice! It's how I get most places too
No bf tho? Come on Oryx you're a cutie go get one~
>>6399490
I-i'm sorry I just
I want to suck on one so bad..

i didnt ask to be a femboy. my aim was at becoming a woman.

I want to play an mmorpg, but i don't know which one.

If gender wasn't used socially in our society, would most transgendered people be so? I'm not sure. I think that because of the connection between non-straightness and being the other gender in previous generations, yeah there is a bunch of older people who identify their desire for the same or both sexes as being a gender blurring thing. It's not their fault, its just a cultural thing of the times they came up in. And in my experience gender dysphoria people are really nice and inclusive and aren't the types to go after old gay guys who wear dresses and wigs because of the times they lived through.

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>>6399495
FFXIV
I'd be playing it if I had the money to resub

>>6399495
neopets

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>>6399062
>bisexual men with tits
Those are called femboys.

>>6399500
Has shit pvp though, and i like pvp.
That was the only reason i stopped playing.

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>>6399495
>playing mmorpgs

>>6399503
No.

>>6399511
pls I have nobody to play it with and I'm in a nostalgic mood ;-;

>>6399508
>letting other people tell you what genre is fun

>>6399500
im thinking about buying this.

>>6399497
I think there's still a bit of pain that comes from having inappropriate hormones.

>>6399495
Tera, Dragon's Nest and B&S were all pretty fun.

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>>6399493
might try next week

>>6399511
yes

>>6399517
I never played it, i would not have the nostalgic needed for it to be fun.

>>6399497
you've yet to meet trans woman who are butch or tomboy lesbians have you?

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>>6399526
>might try next week
Good oryx! If you can't, I'll help out~

>>6399457
ORYX ^-^ i didnt recognize thr new name lol

>>6399477
well i cant do the poly thing but good for u! ^^;

>Hormones made me less autistic
Anyone know this feel? I actually get along with people now.

>>6399523
It's really good for pve.
>>6399524
Tera is not optimized.
Dragon's Nest i haven't played in forever.
B&S has good pvp, but not very good pve, and its all instanced world zones which i don't like.

>>6399531
thnks -]

>>6399532
just an extenson lamo

>>6399489
>implying monogamy isn't degeneracy

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>>6399489
Oh, it went up a few dozen notches.
I went from clean-cut proper little beta-fag to this subby masochistic cockslut with a GF and a BF.
I think I entered degeneracy after the first week...
But, poly relationships are pretty fuckin sweet.

>>6399493
The most brutal thing that's ever happened to me is when I cut my hand open with a saw at Lowes.
I don't feel like typing that story right now but the way they cover saws are really stupid.
I had a laceration in the side of my right hand and had to go to urgent care. They super glued that shit and didn't use lidocaine because I couldn't feel it.
Scariest shit ever.
I could see fat deposits.

>>6399490
I got fucked in the ass immediately after sucking my first dick. Is that lewd as well?
The lube got all over my ass... and balls... and it was super slippery...
I still have bite marks.

>>6399532
I thought I couldn't do the poly thing... but it's surprisingly cozy after you figure it all out.

>>6399493
My pure image of you is being ruined!

>>6399536
Can you go on an autistic rampage and murder Edgar and his family please?

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>>6399544
Nobody here is pure.
We're all dormant degenerates who'll eventually awaken to become some flavor of BDSM cockslut.
It's only a matter of time.

>>6399535
dragon's nest is owned by Nexon, so eh, it's kinda shitty now if you wanna reach the level cap, but I'd say it's good fun until like level 50

>>6399547
I only go on autistic rampagaes involving wiggers. the truth reveasls itself evenytualy anon-kun =]

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>>6399547
His dad is based though.

Also. If you don't pic related /mtfg/ you aren't tru trans

>>6399552
I miss old mmo's ;-;

>>6399547
what's the point, do they even still post here?

oh are you that one anon that's obsessed with them and now you're having an existential crisis because you don't have them to shit on and feel superior to so all you have left is wallowing in your own issues?

>>6399551
>We're all dormant degenerates who'll eventually awaken to become some flavor of BDSM cockslut.

My money's on becoming a yandere switch. More so than I am already that is.

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>>6399544
then come quick and help me satisfy these urges before i become a slut!
>>6399543
>The most brutal thing that's ever happened to me is when I cut my hand open with a saw at Lowes.
ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwwww omg im cringing so hard ;_;

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>>6399543
with they way my brain works i could never ever do poly and just thr idea of me doing it is a no go.

i can only ever be with one other person exclusively in a closed relationship. im more into lovely dovey devoted stuff rather than sex. loyalty and trust are a big thing with me

>tfw cant find a place that still has 1070s in stock for list price instead of jacked up resale prices
when can i upgrade my gpu
WHEN ;_;

>>6399551
what about bdsm cunt-slut? or do dildos still count?

>>6399563
If that's what you need, go ahead, but poly relationships still have lots of love, loyalty and trust. Just not limited to one other person.

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Anybody here down to kill a chaser?
I'm giving up on life, my final wish is to be murdered by a cute mtf.

>>6399558
I missed the mmo era b/c parents ;__;

>>6399544
this >>6399551
I don't think there is anyone who does not want to suck a dick.

>>6399570
No.

>>6399551
Nope. Dicks are as disgusting to me as they ever were. And domination dynamics make me uncomfortable, so...

>>6399568
Fuck off red you immoral degenerate. Get aids and die for fuck sake

You are a cheater and that's that.

>>6399568
i dont want to be with more than one person and i especially dont want my partner to either

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>>6399566
>buying expensive founder's edition cards
>not waiting like 2 months and getting an ASUS card with comparable build quality for way less

>>6399571
I just want to bounty hunt players for money, why is this system never in any games again.

>>6399578
It's red. Pls ignore it

It wants everyone to have aids just like them

>>6399583
THAT USED TO BE A THING?????

>>6399577
It's not cheating if everyone is aware of and consents to what's going on. You gotta break the rules to cheat.

>>6399579
>>6399566

Just buy an Alienware laptop.

also

i just had an old, probably well-off, russian man try and get me into his fancy car

ama

>>6399579
i want one of the msi cards t b q h

Just got back from vet. My cat apparently had maggots in her vagina. I threw up and payed $350 and she is all cleaned up and on antibiotics. The only funny part about this fucked up situation is that she is high as fuck and its funny.

>>6399575
please.

>>6399563
Yeah, you don't know anything about poly relationships.
It isn't all about sex. It's exactly about trust and loyalty. Sex is just a side component, just like any other monogamous relationship.

>>6399567
I guess dildos kinda count... but you'll eventually start craving dick... and you'll crave it a lot.

>>6399562
It didn't bleed as much as I expected and my dad was with me when it happened... he freaked out WAY more than I did.

>>6399576
CFH, don't lie. I know you crave it secretly.
It's okay, just let it out. Let your lustful desires out and let them guide you to life success!

>>6399577
Yo, dude... you should leave.

Hey, >>6399568 knows whats up.

>>6399570
I could help but you're going to have to make a good offer here.... How much will you give me if I murdered you?

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>>6399586
Yeah, i played a bounty hunter in star wars galaxies when it was still up.
I also had a smuggler that would sell drugs to people.

>>6399590
>gaming PC
>laptop

Pick one and only one.

>>6399597
im saying I dont want to share my partner or be shared that doesn't appeal to me in any form. it's mutual exclusivity or nothing at all.