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When you start self medding HRT super late at 14 edition

▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968

old thread >>6396490
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nkjsdnfksdnglskdjgnlfkjgnakjgnsadlksanfdkjl
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Not trans but in your thread anyway and always have been.
Should I kill myself today or tomorrow.
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>>6397870
Humour is the best coping method
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faye is an angry hon lol

>>6397864
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>>6397887
why should we care?
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>>6397894
who are you
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>>6397880
>Don't don't don't d-d-don't don't don't

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xeO3Kgp4JTg
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>>6397906
I'm the founder of mtfg
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>>6397888
That's why I like it :3! I prefer it to sad stories of sudoku that breaks my heart.
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>>6397911
do you like hotline bling?
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>>6397910
he got his first wife before he was rich so he must have something going for him
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how are u /mtfg/
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>>6397928
yeah laughing at yourself or others really helps, it's all I do nowadays or else I get depressed and start hating myself
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thicc
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Why is being a tranny so painful?

Blood tests, injections, laser, surgery, feels.
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>>6397945
God hates us
He mocks us
Life is our curse
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>>6397945
I was going to say it's not that bad until
>feels

you win this round anon.
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>>6397945

Because yo're on of the few strong enough to overcome it all.
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my therapist and endo keep fucking me up, i should had started hormones in early may, and now my endo appointment is on july. Im about to be 24 or 25 and i really need hormones before i explode
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Do you guys ever measure your penor?
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>>6397934
>Implying Trump wasn't born to millionaire slumlord dad.

Lol
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>>6397953
Last I checked, I didn't have one...
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>>6397940
:3 let's laugh at ourselves, because life.

>>6397945
Life is dukkha, anon
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>>6397965
good stuff the loss of excess biomass will surely make it easier to evade predators
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>>6397953
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Is /mtfg/ an anime?
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>>6397934
>before he was rich
before he was born?
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>>6397953
Only to see how small and feminine it is in comparison to real men's cock when frotting :3
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>>6397936
my entire body is numb

hiu
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>>6397943
>tfw too thicc
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i wonder if trans women will never be accepted. its one thing to have people who normally are very anti trans or anti gay say they're cool with me because i'm 'not like the other trans people they've met/seen on tv/jacked off to and they know me but idk when i see so much hate for trans people as a group it just makes me cry
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>>6397948
actually god is super busy playing all the vidya that humanity ever produced which is why he has been absent for 2000 years
unfortunately he never worked out the runtime error in the soul generator that causes trannies to be born in the wrong bodies
he has basically just been eating lots of snacks and drinking cola for the past two millenia

>>6397962
yeah but trump was worth $1.50 until he took over the business
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>>6397990
Iktf senpai
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>>6397975
Always always
God I hate life but laughter makes it better :D
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>>6397952
You're a hon anyway. Cancel the appointment
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why can't I ever find a friend who passes and isn't a sexualy driven transbian :(
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>>6397997
>yeah but trump was worth $1.50 until he took over the business
You have no idea how old money works.
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>>6398005
y is tartareno sade
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>>6397997
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>>6398011
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>>6398004
Being trans is being hon, desu
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>tfw she went to bed
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10499372
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>>6398024
RIP Puru
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>>6398024
>tfw he wakes up when I start getting tired
eternal suffering desu
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>>6398008
yeah like hillary and bill arent old money
at least trump stands for something
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>>6398033
what
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>>6398030
I thought you had a crush on a girl here?
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>>6398028
rest in progesterone

>>6398027
>pretty much spend all my time asleep cuddling pillows
>didn't sleep last night
>slept 3 hours the night before
>slept 12 hours the night before that
idek what to answer
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>>6398044
Do the average
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>>6398038
he stands for removing the rot from american politics by abolishing lobbying, he stands for bringing jobs back to america and freeing up jobs to americans taken up by ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS (not legal immigrants, stop claiming he is racist), he stands for ending the bloated defence department and he wants to make america the land of possibilities it once was
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>>6398030
>getting tired
lol what a casual
real pros like me don't even need sleep to function

>>6398047
the average of how long?
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>>6397981
I'm anime.
>>6397988
>tfw you have a 2 inch monster and will probably shame real men.
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>>6397988
>tfw mine was bigger than the guy i frotted with
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>>6398053
0+12+3=15
15/3=5

You slept for an average of 5h in the last three days, there's you answer bb
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>>6398065
But was yours more feminine?
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>>6397863
How do transgirls get eyes that big ;_;
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>>6397863
Okay so which one of you came up with the femgen edition and turned the topic into getting srs and ball cutting

It's like you guys find pushing us further down that path funny.
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>>6398069
Make a concentrated effort to keep them open until you do it by habit.
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>>6398066
but in the last 2 it was 6
and in the last 4 it was probably 5.75
3 is just as arbitrary
this is a serious problem

>>6398071
that's pretty solid banter lol

>>6398072
or just be manic
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>>6398052
he is also going to audit the federal reserve
what can you expect from hillary?
more of the same obama tier slow erosion of civil liberties and corruption.
the same misreported unemployment statistics
hatred of LGBT people
and business as usual in washington with people more interested in a fat wad than governing the the country
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>>6398065
>>6398055
The trick is to never get erections! :3
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>>6398073
wait
in the last 2 it was 1.5
I'm a tard
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A random person at work gendered me as female today even though I'm perma boy mode. It pretty much made my year.
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that fucking feel when you're gross, sick, makeupless, you tie up your greasy hair and take a selfies anyway even if it is with a laptop potato webcam and it comes out not completely awful
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>>6398069
Easily from HRT? Nah, seriously, makeup and circle lenses. I can't make them look that big because mine are seriously hooded, though... that seriously gets in the way of eye makeup.
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>>6398073
It's not funny, keep doing that and there won't be any difference between the both of us
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>>6398072
They don't look big enough and besides, I'll look like a creep
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>>6398073
>>6398077

Well that's all I could do with the data you gave me.
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>>6398075
OMGLOL. Wow. I can't honestly figure out if this is shitposting, or a real koolaid guzzled MAGA cuck Trumpet credo.
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>straight boyfriend
>boyfriend's dad says i'm hot and has no idea
>doctor says i pass
>went to europe for a month recently and wasn't misgendered once
>gendered correctly a few times with no makeup and hair tied back
>voice has passed from day 1
>people on the internet still tell me i don't pass
>it still upsets me

does it ever get better? do you ever start feeling okay about yourself?
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BREXIT CANCELLED GET FUCKED NAZIS

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO YOU PHIEN
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>Court summons to my parents
>My parents need to respond to it, they did
>Now I need to respond to their response

Just change my legal gender damn it!
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>>6398093
Real life is more reflective, trust that. If you post in passing threads people are going to scan your face for any traces of masculinity and say you don't pass unless you're an anime.
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>>6398065

I've never been with a guy smaller than me. I've never seen a guy irl smaller than me, though not seen many.
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>>6398093

People will just point out every single flaw online, and any flaw means you don't pass by their logic. Don't use online opinions to form your self image.
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>>6398093
Well, don't get upset, not worth it. IRL, I'm passing perfectly, mostly stealth and I actually have trouble getting people to accept my ID, which is still my male birth one, really is mine when I have to show it. Here, I still get called an unpassing man in a dress with a body that linebackers can only dream of. I don't give a fuck, because it's so off target it's funny.
I'm pretty sure it won't be long before it makes you laugh too.
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>>6398095
>>6398096
>>6398097
>>6398099
STAY MAD

BREXOT IS CANCELLED YOU TRUMPFAGS
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Here goes two hours of speech training. Wish me luck and enough voice to get home.

How's mtfg today?
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>>6398093
When did you start transitioning? Also care to post pics?
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do I pass
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>>6398097
only been with one guy that was bigger than me. all my bfs have been ftm :|

gf is about same size idk we're not that agp enough to find out
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>>6398104

Good luck. My throat used to hurt after not much talking when I first started presenting female.
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>>6398110
ye baby you're flawless xoxo
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>>6398104
Fine. I can't wait to go back to civilization, though, being stuck in the deepest of deep rural France sucks.
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>>6398093
>TFW can't even imagine how this feels
Total jellybeans anon.

The only thing hrt has done for me is make me more attractive to girls
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>6398111

I forgot what AGP means.

I've never had a BF, but been with two guys and a transwoman who was presenting male, all far bigger than me.

>tfw 5 inches
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>>6398043
I have a crush on a girl here yes but I also like 99% have a bf now
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>wake up and look in mirror
>caveman brow
>flat cheeks
>horn for a nose
>relative of the crimson chin
Is transition worth it?? I'm never going to pass?? Been thinking about repressing a lot lately.
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>>6398107
i'm 22 now and started in like late january, so more or less 5 months of hrt now. i should get my doses upped in 3 weeks as well.

https://unsee
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this is my most recent picture. also this is voice https://clyp.it/gwv0tb2p

>>6398120
it really doesn't feel real to me. sometimes i wake up and get scared its going to be gone. i don't think i deserve it either.
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>>6398123
purest form of cum
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>>6398128
>it really doesn't feel real to me. sometimes i wake up and get scared its going to be gone. i don't think i deserve it either.

i think everyone here feels that. it can take years and years for it to go apparently
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>>6398125
Passing isn't all about looks and FFS can fix most of that anyway. The real question is, does the idea of having to live as a guy make you more miserable than that of living as a girl. If so, you really shouldn't give up.
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>>6398093
>do you ever start feeling okay about yourself?
eventually I think you start feeling at least content, not necessarily happy or even okay but better than depression forever.
you should stop posting pics in passing threads tho. they're not helping. if you pass irl that's all that counts
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>>6398125

If you were really trans then repressing wouldn't be an option.
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>>6398131
I don't really have that money though I'm still pretty young. I feel like I'm going to miss out on a lot. Living as a girl is definitely easier for me..but it's hard to see myself as a girl when literally no one else does. The people around me aren't really progressive.
>>6398134
Thanks for your wisdom oh important one
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>>6398123
knew it, you guys started the femgen thread for us and made it all about srs.
It's not funny.
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>>6398125
>relative of the crimson chin
I guess that makes us cousins?
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>>6398134
That's just an excuse that weakling make
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A L C O H O L
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C
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>>6398104
Hon
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>>6398128
Sometimes, I do get the feeling that the beautiful woman in the mirror can't be me. But I'm really not expecting to see a guy in there either, so I guess it's a different thing.
Also, after all I've been through to get where I am, I know I deserve it. It's probably the only achievement in my life that matters to me. The rest may be impressive to others, but I really don't care.
But yeah, it's real and here to stay, and you deserve it because you made it happen, even though at times it feels you didn't do much. I have to confess my transition was absurdly easy, and from time to time, I do feel stupid for not trying again earlier. I guess I needed a push. I got it from a terf girlfriend. Life is just absurd.
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>>6398139
>aren't progressive
Aka not hugboxers. Fuck off hon

I'm a young transitioner, I vote right wing and hope you all die.
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>>6398153
Eat dick you tranny troll
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all is full of love
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>>6398110
You have some really prominent lizard person characteristics. If that's what you're going for, you're on the right track. Otherwise, you'll need to up your skin (and care) game hard.
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>>6398139
Yeah, spending your best years as a girl, that does matter. But the years after that aren't so bad. FFS isn't that costly, even though I know every part of transition does look so when you're young and broke. If I had had the money to turn to private clinics the moment I turned 18, my life would have been very different. And I'd look even better now. But I really can't complain about my life now, even though fifteen years of it went wasted.
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>>6398104
Ah it's ok. Trying to find a doctor who would do my boob job
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there should be an international cuddle day where everyone goes to the main street of ur town and u all cuddle and say nice things about each other
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>>6398153
You have to tell yourself That every day, don't you?
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>this GOAT will never be my husbando

;----;
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>>6398156
Don't be so hard on Hillary. It's hard to keep good skin when you're old.
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if ur cum is clear does that mean the aa is working?
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Sup
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>>6398163
You'd date a guy with that bad a lazy eye?
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>>6398168
yes :3
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>>6398168
Yup. You should produce less and less from now on, too.
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>>6398165
savage

>>6398168
supposedly but mine isn't clear despite fully suppressed t so it's not a certain test
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>>6397928
good :3 post
>>6397975
good :3 post
>>6397988
good :3 post
>>6398076
good :3 post
>>6398173
good :3 post
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>>6398159
Well I have a new job now and money is coming in much faster than before. I'm just afraid I'm just so unpassing even ffs won't let me feel like I'm good enough. I've been on hrt for 8 months and some of my coworkers didn't even know I was trans. They just thought I was a little boy.
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>Your support makes all of this possible. Please donate or subscribe. We have raised $570.95 so far this month, leaving us $1960.45 below our goal for the month of June! :(
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do i pass with no makeup on when i'm gross and snotty and tired?

>>6398172
one eye on the feminine penis, one eye on the streets
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>>6398177
>tfw my post wasn't a good one
3:
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>>6398183
im sorry ;~;

where is it
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>>6398177
ALCO HOL IS LOVE AND LIFE AND IF YOU PUT SAMBUCA ON ICE IT LOOKS LIKE CUMMIES.
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Good night, praying I don't wake up
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>>6398172

Are you chatting shit CFH?
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>>6398181
>literally intersex
You know you do though
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>>6398173
hi my love <3 sorry I fussed at you :(

>>6398174
well I produce almost nothing and my sex drive is practically non existing. the only reason I force myself to fap a few times a month is so that my gt doesn't atrophy

>>6398181
yeah you look qt esp your nose.
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I'm going to self-med

Spiro is a third the price of Cypro
Apart from liver/kidney damage what are the differences?
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>>6398179
boymode trans girls look like little boys sometimes tho

t. boymode trans girl

>>6398184
sry ;-; it wasn't this thread I forgot where I was posting. I really just wanted to post a frowny 3: face tho
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>>6398192
i look like an ftm
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>>6398179
Well, you can already work on everything else until you can afford FFS. Voice, attitude, posture, mannerisms, gait. All that matters more than having a pretty feminine face when it comes to passing. And fixing it is pretty much free.
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>>6398192
I guess..I wear make up though..and use fem voice all the time. They haven't seen me in what I wear outside of work..but they know now it's there's no point in pretending
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>>6398148
who is that hon?
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why are some of the video game developers I admire the most such lolsorandom kids?
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>>6398195
I look cuter in boymode than I do girlmode I think. and all my female coworkers love me and like talking to me and my bf is bi anyway so he doesn't mind

>>6398198
mehh they could just think you are a really girly boy who didn't go through puberty properly or something. that's what my coworkers think
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>>6398191
Cypro is superior as the AA to Spiro.

Spiro make a you piss often and it's primary function isn't even blocking t. always go with Cypro when given thr option. and take estrogen at the same time too. suppressing your sex hormone and not having one can make you suicidally depressed. progynova is what the estrogen is called iirc
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>>6398154
Stay mad you don't pass hon. Stay jealous

>>6398162
More like you do :)
It's kinda annoying being stealth because I can't rub it in your faces irl
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>>6398203
Akaka. Finally crawled out of the hugbox of anonymity
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>>6398188
Uh, not really. I don't think I could date a guy. They're almost all repulsive to me. The only ones I ever find remotely attractive are either FtMs early in their transition or feminine boys. Neither stay good-looking for long. And I'm way too old to consider dating the latter kind anyway. So, nope, a guy with a wonky face and a lazy eye really is the kind of attraction I'll just never get.
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>>6398185
>CUMMIES

Just no.
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>>6398206
Yeah, heard Cypro was the superior one, just looking for an excuse to save some money

estradiol hemihydrate/estrofem for the E
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>>6398206
Testosterone is superior actually
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>>6398197
Tfw ffs will never be practically free
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Anybody being many months or years on hormones and still have a functional penis?
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>>6398211
If you can afford cypro, use it. I've used both, and cypro doesn't fuck up your quality of life the way spiro does. That alone is worth the extra cost. It being much more effective is a bonus.
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>>6398210
Anon, what part of aclohol do you not understand?
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>>6398216
just jerk it every so often and you should be fine
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>>6398211
50mg of cypro is as effective if not more effective as 100mg of spiro
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>>6398153
>TFW edge is revealed

Be careful young hon, you might cut someone or even yourself with dat edge.
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>>6398214
Well, I'll have to save for another year if I want to afford it, since my ID change won't come cheap and it's definitely a higher priority.
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>>6398190
>sorry I fussed at you :(

d/w I deserved that :3
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>>6398218
tfw would drink something but family would notice it missing
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>>6398181
Your skin is so soft looking and pretty
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>>6398216
mine's mostly functional and it has been 2 years. it kinda sucks.
>get lewd with bf
>erection
>he gets me off
>I still ejaculate
:\
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>>6398225
>would stop drinking but famiglia aren't here, and I don wanna/
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>>6398221
for me its even more effective than 200mg of Spiro. God that drug is shit
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>>6398224
Hey nazi bitch.

Brexit has suspended their campaign and Hillary leads by 6 points
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>>6398225
Bit of advice if you're going to do that, make the whole bottle disappear. It's less noticeable than the level going down. With ether, it's the other way around since it evaporating even from a closed bottle is normal and expected.
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>>6398224
ilu the most don't forget! we r family 5 ever <3333333
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>>6398221
sure but
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-1313-procur-50mg-cyproterone.aspx
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-1140-spiractin-100-spironolactone.aspx

50mg cypro costs about as much as 300mg worth of spiro
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>>6398231
Hey anon, guess how many people care about what you have to say?

NONE!

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>6398223
I guess I'm going to into super saving mode for a while. Maybe I'll sell weed or something too. Fuck I just wish I had resources to fix this. I think my mannerisms and voice are okay..I was a femmish teenager even before starting hrt.
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>>6398236
use qhi pharmacy it's much much better than inhouse
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>>6398181
I've always thought you have a Michelle Dockery thing going on.

>>6398177
Good post ;3
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>>6398233
b-brb
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>>6398231
>brexit campaign is on hold cause theyll win anyway
>hillarys lead shrunk further

GOOD NEWS!

>>6398235
<3
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lol remember that thread
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>>6398216
9 months and it got killed pretty fast desu it never really worked and i never got boners for sex before, but i got a random semi the other day and i said i was flying a flag at half mast for Orlando which my gf found funny

>>6398240
i was going for the potato faced kristen stewart look desu
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>>6398242
i hope they win, if bexit fails and the turks join the eu, im emigrating.
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i can feel a wave of depression coming what should I do
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>>6398251
hang out with someone that makes you happy and laugh :3
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>>6398238
Yeah, I passed without makeup, HRT or girl clothes as a teen because I pretty much grew up as one of the girls, so I didn't have much work besides keeping my voice nice sounding. But I know too many gorgeous early transitioners who still don't pass because everything beyond their looks just screams boy. The less you have to work on, the better, obviously.
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choices..........
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>>6398253
i have no friends
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>>6398254
Have any quick tips on presentation? You probably have the most experience of anyone here.
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now that my ears are pierced people are looking at me even more weird
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Why the hell is there so much leftism on /mtfg/ lately? This has always been an unironically right wing general
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Will finally be free of this world
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>>6398256
Same
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>>6398255
sunlight
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>>6398258
the best tip for that is just spend a lot of time with girls and try to emulate them. that's how children learn mannerisms and stuff in the first place anyway
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>>6398264
at 1am? yeah sure
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>>6398256
oh I'll be your friend :3
>>6398263
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>>6398261
>unironically right wing
>unironically
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>>6398261
oh oh I needed a reason to post this vid I saw today

it sums up mtfg lately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
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>>6398254
>But I know too many gorgeous early transitioners who still don't pass because everything beyond their looks just screams boy.
Things hons say
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>>6398261
newer generations tend to be more brainwashed and more streamlined. I dont know what triggered it, maybe its the media culture that wasnt as retarded as it is now before 2005 or something
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>>6398270
>internet friends
Nice meme

>>6398274
>left
>brainwashed
Pick one
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>>6398269
is it china
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Anyone know who is in OP's web.m?
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>>6398274
everyone is brainwashed nowadays. at least in the states
fr*ckin sheeple
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>>6398254
>I know too many gorgeous early transitioners who still don't pass
>hon_dreams.avi
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>>6398261
>>6398274
Don't be fooled. There are at least two British Muslim trips that have been on here lately.

One of them "Monica" literally defended the Orlando terrorist, and I think "Shakira" spouted leftist crap the other day.

I wouldn't be surprised if one of them is the leftist anon
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>>6398280
do you even timezones?
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>>6398254
Btw im not calling you a hon you've very nice, I mean your comment was hon-tier
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um excuse me can I get a (you) please?
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>>6398274
Yeah, the opposite side is always brainwashed.
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>>6398281
probably another trans girl to be jealous off
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https://youtu.be/8evFljFyTnE
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>>6398259
>>6398288
(you)

Are you still trying to present as a boy in public?
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>>6398274
I have no idea why trans people support the right wing. The core of the right is survival of the fittest. Trannies are not fit. Hitler would have gassed you all.
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>>6398288
kayla did you get those earings
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>>6398255
Not too many of them, so it's trickier. Wouldn't steal the rum, too obvious...

>>6398258
Well, either go for what girls your age wear or go for a more strict look built around no-frills black basics. Both work. Nude makeup is the way you go these days. Less is more. If you can look like you're not wearing any while still hiding defects, you're there.
Also, yeah, make female friends, spend as much time as you can with them. Some finer details that matter a lot you'll only get down through mimetism.
Also, two things MtFs often fail at. Be expressive. It doesn't matter whether the feelings you're showing are your true ones or not, but a girl who doesn't show any stands out as weird. Bad kind of attention. Don't be hammy about it. It's all in the way you speak with slight head, hands and eye movement and body posture. Also, minimize the space you use. Get used to keeping your legs crossed and to walk with your feet making a narrow channel. A true catwalk works great, but it takes a lot of work to make it look natural and casual. Good example of what I learned along with friends as a kid, though.
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>>6398285
i'm english, i only need to know Greenwich. its the only time which means anything
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Roughly what price is considered good for laser (per session)?
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>>6398297
there's also tequila
and a fucking shitload of wine
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>>6398284
thats the same person, but it makes sense, if I was a muzzie I would shill for my kind as well.

>>6398282
well obviously.

>>6398289
yes, the right isnt perfect either, but american liberalism and european leftism are clinically retarded. Ive way more respect for communists, or european liberalism even if I dont agree with them

>>6398294
its almost as if political ideologies can DEVELOP and dont have to be RADICAL...
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>>6398289
You mean those rights
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>>6398295
no more play money, my cat is not doing well rn and I got to take her to the vet, she is 16 years old now and I hope today isn't my last with her and vets are $$$

>>6398293
yes totally, once my major clearing with electrolysis is done then I will go full time
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>>6398284
>One of them "Monica" literally defended the Orlando terrorist
I just understood him

It's called "empathy"
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>>6398294
ya and so would the muslims that the left wants to bring in

>>6398299
I paid 100 usd per session
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>>6398298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkF_XpA5P48
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>>6398288
I thought your internet was going to be out for a month
>>6398294
>any right-wing policy == nazis
c'mon now
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>>6398305
You're already pretty feminine and you're wearing earrings as a boy outside, of course you'll get more weird looks.
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>tfw about to finish cooking delicious soup
What are you all up to, /mtfg/?
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>>6398313
The right is ridiculious and trying to strip rights for LGBT people. It makes no sense for any LGBT people to vote republican
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>>6398246
potato face is always underrated look, desu

>>6398261
>I used to be a renegade
>I used to fool around
>But I couldn't take the punishment
>and had to settle down
>Now I'm playing it real straight
>and yes I cut my hair
>You might think I'm crazy
>but I don't even care
>Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to be square

May one thousand Reagans bless you newfag.
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>>6398313
Name one right wing policy that isn't nazi
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>>6398324
Less gun control.
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>>6398324
I don't think the nazis were particularly pro-life if that counts.
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>>6398320
Setting up a noose :3
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>>6398303
Wow they are actually both in the thread right now. And look at this, she continues to shill for the terrorist >>6398307
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>>6398242
Leave will win.

The death of Jo Cox is on the hands of the leave campaign.
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>>6398297
>Be expressive. It doesn't matter whether the feelings you're showing are your true ones or not, but a girl who doesn't show any stands out as weird.
I am so bad at this. too easily embarrassed so I just exist in a way to try and make myself invisible. which means being quiet and expressionless
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>>6398287
Unfortunately, those girls exist, and they feel miserable about it. Worst that happened was taking one on a shopping spree because she was afraid of browsing through the women's section and buying makeup alone. Overhearing nasty comments about "my son" felt horrible on many levels.
I'm not exactly the jealous hon type. I like early transitioners and how it's easier for them these days, if only because I once was in their shoes. But fixing a lack of female socialization as a kid will never be as easy as getting HRT and surgeries, I'm afraid.
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>>6398320
stuffing my face and dreading my graveyard shift at work tonight
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>>6398320
hi my darling <3 I'm just playing bravely second on my day off n.n
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>>6398322
Makes sense for repression. A society where hormones are banned and transition isn't a option is a great one
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>>6398302
>TFW kissing a boy who's done tequila shots
>The taste the salt and lemon on the lips
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>>6398323
a song so catchy, most people probably don't even listen to the lyrics. but they should! because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself
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>>6398320
nothing really today. I wanted to run but it's pouring rain :\
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>>6398320
Watched the England - Wales match
Had a Mickey Ds
Said hello to lodger
Shitposted on /sci/
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>>6398302
Grab from the wine, then. Not old vintage ones, something that won't really be missed.
>>6398330
Quiet is good. Expressionless isn't. If you're feeling embarrassed or awkward, let it show. It can be cute.
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>>6398325
Militarized societies are nazi
>>6398326
Controlling people's bodies is nazi
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>>6398324
border control isnt nazi
less debt isnt nazi
national souvereignity isnt nazi
return to own currency isnt nazi
gun rights arent nazi
changes to the taxing system arent nazi
increasing pressure to integrate isnt nazi

I can do this all day
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>>6398341
>Watched the England - Wales match
Good result, would have been happy with a draw and progressing as group runners up
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>>6398331
But you have tomboy cis-girls who pass fine?
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>>6398327
There's no heaven anon, all that waits for you after you die is nonexistence.

>>6398333
I always figured graveyard shift would be ideal, but I'm also a major night owl...

>>6398334
Hi Korra~
Hows the game treating you?
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>>6398324
Stopping immigration so that one may preserve ones culture and language, all while preventing Islamic terror attacks?

Also please leave my board. The only reason I decided to make a trip is to tell you to fuck off.
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>>6398346
>>6398341
You are tranny nazi. You want a Society where trans freaks are Lord and master above all
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>>6398348
>rights to mah guns
LMAO
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Hi everyone.
Lost my job for being an inconvenient trannny today.
Not even mad.
Happy Thursday
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>>6398354
I know and I don't care
Noose, here I come
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>>6398350
>Would have been happy with a draw
Absolutely not. We used to rub shoulders with the likes of Germany and Italy. Little teams like Wales should be crushed by us. And they were today.
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>>6398343
>If you're feeling embarrassed or awkward, let it show. It can be cute.
well I usually do that I think. I guess that's what I meant by expressionless, it's not truly expressionless but it's much more emotionally reserved than most girls I think.
I should add I don't have trouble passing in mannerisms I don't think, I was just saying I'm always so quiet and awkward but the girls I usually hang out with are very outgoing, so I kinda stick out
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>>6398303
>yes, the right isnt perfect either

I didn't say anything about the right, just that both sides think the opposition is brainwashed which I find is a stupid and tedious way to go about things.

>, but american liberalism and european leftism are clinically retarded

Because those are pretty extreme, any extreme view in politics is negative imo.

>Ive way more respect for communists

Why though?
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>>6398354
its really really good so far. it's like an updated FFV so it has a really classic feel to it and they threw in enough new stuff to keep it from feeling dated
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>>6398358
So you're not working at the rig anymore
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>>6398354
Well its not the fact that im in late at night, its the fact that im going to walk into a shithole (i work in a kitchen).
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seeing this board i see y oelando happened lol

multi kill
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>>6398261
we're probably just men, tbdesu

i normally think the answers more complicated, but if i assume a right-wing perspective, it's not
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>>6398354
Have you accepted the femininity of your body & rejected your bdd yet?
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>>6398346
But their point was that nazis were for disarming the civilian population, whereas the right wing (in the US at least) tends to be very pro-gun ownership and gun rights.

(And the 'not pro-life' thing was a joke. Because the nazis killed a lot of people.)
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>>6398355
>Stopping immigration
Racial purity is nazi
>fuck off
Silencing those who disagree with your opinions is nazi
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>>6398358
sorry to hear that qt :( *hugs*
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>>6398365
Bravely second is shitty compared to default
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>>6398346
I agree. All trannies in the womb should be aborted

>>6398358
That's great to hear. Hopefully you won't get another job and will starve to death like the freak you are
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I'm watching v for vendetta. I love this movie but then i remember how it birthed the anon is lejun shit
>>6398358
What happened
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>>6398370
Bdd is a meme :)
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>>6398353
Yup. Actually, my role models as a kid were tomboys. Few get to fully socialize as boys, though. So, they still grab a lot from other girls, even if they're self-conscious about it. You have really butch girls who pass as girls only thanks to their curves and voice. My line of work has plenty of them.
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>>6398372
>Racial purity is nazi

youre confusing race and culture.
cultural unity is necessary to have a stable nation state, skin color doesnt really matter tho
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>>6398372
You hypocrite tranny. You say fuck off when someone owned you in an argument
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>>6398337
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, desu
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>>6398371
Ok the gun policy isn't nazi bu the others are.
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>>6398383
but when sports came out in '83 I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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>>6398372
>let muslims in
Orlando repeats and lgbt gets crushed when Islam takes over

>right wing takes over
Lgbt gets phased out and rights eroded, all of you die penniless on the streets or gassed

You lose either way. Doesent matter to me who executed you
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>>6398366
I was never on a rig....
>>6398373
:*
As a tranny, you're revered as less than a woman & complaints about people being gassed & falling off high places during the winter are annoying whiney inconveniences.
>>6398375
Lolk, I already have 2 offers b/c I'm a productive member of the petroleum energy field with an extensive skillset I can retire on.
Plus my fiancé's income alone can support us, sooooooo :∆}

>>6398376
Explained up there, also, bathroom stuff. They REALLY didn't like OSHA telling them locking me out of the women's restroom after male coworkers startef making sexual advances towards me in my tight-fitting civi's was highly illegal.
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>>6398380
True but you can't deny that the anti-immigration movement has been hijacked by racists. There's a lot of UKIP/Republicans in it simply because they don't want niggers anywhere near their daughters
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>>6398362
Being the quiet one in an extroverted group isn't necessarily bad. It's sticking out, yeah, but really not in a bad way. I know enough girls who started great relationships watching over their friend's bags while they were dancing.
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>>6398387
I agree, It's like the whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
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>irl name is kate
>internet name is kato
>she's welsh
>I speak a bit of welsh
HOW MUCH SURGERY AND MAKEUP UNTIL I CAN LOOK LIKE THIS????????????
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>>6398372
It's funny how you are okay with Muslims colonising Europe and killing people in terrorist attacks, but you aren't okay with the Jews living Israel.
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>>6398388
To the right wing's credit they generally ignore us these days but the problem is they will never do anything to support us. Someone has a problem with LGBT right wing will take their side.
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>>6398389
ugh why is it that physical labor guys are always thr most retarded. that sounds like some middle school behavior. disgusting. *hugs tight* it's alright there is gunna be more work!
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>>6398391
obviously I can. or do you have proof for that?
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>>6398396
I thought you wanted to be thicc
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>>6398388
But Orlando was caused by self hating homosexual, desu.

It's what happens when internalized homophobia and fundamentalism meet.
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>>6398397
Where did I say I was okay with Muslims colonizing Europe?
Where did I say anything about Israel?
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>>6398391
I would love to throw you to a pack of Africans
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>>6398128
I'm in a very similar position - 4mo HRT, I get ma'amed irl, but I've been told I don't quite pass in passing threads on other sites.

I think passing threads are a crapshoot. There's tell-tale signs that someone is trans (e.g.: jaw structure), so if you're asking for someone to look for things that will clock you, then they're gonna find them. IRL, people are busy going about their day and don't look for reasons to clock unless they see something suspicious. And even then, they might not have a lot of experience with how trans women "look," so they assume subtle (keyword: subtle) trans characteristics are cis ones. This is why some people who get criticized in passing threads end up doing alright.

tl;dr IRL is the best way to gauge for passing. Look for body language cues if people don't vocalize things, and see how people look at you. Passing threads can give good pointers but face-to-face always beats a static image.
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>>6398389
Forcing actual women to put up with your disgusting presence in the toilet should be highly illegal
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>>6398399
>the problem is they will never do anything to support us.
So?

Are you entitled to support? What the fuck do you offer the world except drama and money drains on the NHS.

Fuck off you greedy twat. Pay for your own damn hormones.
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>>6398403
THERE ARE TOO MANY COINCIDENCES
but lol my hips are WAYYYY wider than hers so I guess I can't
welp looks like I'm gonna have to gain like 50lbs and be thicc
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>>6398387
I have to return some video tapes
>>6398389
Idgi
>>6398388
I really cant believe this whole xenophobia thing is an actual discussion in politics right now. "Oh well you believe in islam so you can't come here". Thats crazy.
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>>6398402
>do you have proof for that?
take a look at /pol/
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>>6398391
Yes, and the Democrats and labour have been hijacked by Marxists and globalists.

There is nothing wrong with racial pride but there is everything wrong with Marxism.
>>6398406
That is what the majority of leftists think, so it's a fair assumption. I bet you also like Nelson Mandela
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>>6398419
All anonymous posters who cannot be verified

/pol/ could easily be just one guy
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>>6398407
I agreed with phenichen that immigrants are fine so long as they follow our culture. An African following our culture wouldn't rape and kill trannies
>>
They get used to it. Your tulpa will have a very unique relationship to you. I don't necessarily mean a romantic relationship, but a relationship between two people. They're going to be there for the rest of your life so it'll just become normal. Don't call them up if you don't want them to see. Do all the stuff you'd normally do and that'll be the norm. It's not wrong to masturbate. Your tulpa will understand. Trust me, they won't find it disgusting and it won't be embarrassing. It'll become normal.
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>>6398396
You are the most important person in this world. God has created no one else like you. The Crazy tranny says "I am Kristen Stewart". The neurotic tranny says "I wish I were Kristen Stewart". The healthy hon says "I am I and you are you"
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>>6398411
>tfw internet tells me I pass easily
>tfw irl people stare at me in disgust all the time

>>6398419
/pol/ doesnt represent anything, hijack would mean they control something, they dont, they dont even influence this a lot, or thered be rivers of blood in europes streets, but there arent, cause internet tough guys dont control the populace.
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>>6398415
oh its this guy again
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>>6398415
Do you even know how much the NHS spends on hormones annually?
>>6398423
Kek I can just imagine one massive 600 lb neckbeard surrounded by 30 monitors samefagging every thread
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>>6398360
Surely there must be some pleasurable experience you desire to relive, something must make you happy, anon.

>>6398365
Nice, I never played any of the old final fantasies, Im trying right now to beat casual ones likes ten and Kingdom Hearts.

>>6398367
Oh, that sucks :/ At least you're not a neet!

>>6398370
The femininity of my body, yes. On the other thing, no.

>>6398377
Sounds pretty meme, but I dunno enough about it to say.
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>>6398427
Hi /x/.
>>
If any of you want to get a bigger ass, you should do some reverse leg lifts. I've been doing 100-200 on each leg a day with 10 minutes of stretching for only a week and my bony ass is now really round and my lower spine is also curving a bit from the increased muscle. Pretty nice.
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>>6398429
I swear I will beat the shit out of those IRL people with a baseball bat
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>>6398432
hihihi <3
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>>6398412
Not according to safety regulations mandated by OSHA :∆}
>I Dont make the laws, I just laugh at you for lurking in tranny threads
>>6398401
I'm so fucking happy...
No more manual labor & upper body muscle building!!!
>>6398417
Being a tranny citing labor safety laws pisses them off... And its a right to work state.
I didn't want to be gassed & die or be raped.. Soooo...

>I transitioned there so they saw me as a mutant faggot, I'm on antidepressants solely so I COULD work there without entertaining suicidal thoughts brought on by the atmosphere
>>
>>6398429
It could be paranoia or the fact that you're ridiculously underweight.
>>
>>6398432
Yeah my job is pretty much keeping me from going over the edge
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>>6398431
A single penny is Too much. You need to be wiped off private insurers too.

Want to be a freak? Pay for it yourself with your OWN money.
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>>6398435
you should beat the shit out of me with a baseball bat!

>>6398439
or that I actually look like the incredible hulk (except for the green)
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>>6398434
I don't know if I need a bigger ass but I really should exercise more, so I guess I can try those.
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>>6398392
that's probably true. I actually have a lot of fun being an observer. to be honest I don't really want to be any different than I am now anyway, except I would like to learn to be less easily embarrassed.

that actually makes me feel a lot better tho, so thank you. I was second guessing my friendship with my best friend because honestly we're polar opposites in a lot of ways. she is so boisterous and outgoing, and I'm so quiet and reserved. so this helped me get better perspective

>>6398393
a couple months ago I played quizzo with some friends and the music round was the songs that patrick bateman listened to in the movie/book. it was hysterical to me and my other friend who's seen it but the rest of the group was like "how do you two know even all these songs"
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>>6398428
Well, like a wise man said, I am what I am and that's all I am. Healthy mindset, yeah.
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>>6398432
There is nothing
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>>6398443
I could only hug you to death, desu :3
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>FULL FACE & FRONT OF NECK
£255 per session
£1530 for 8 session

>BEARD/HALF FACE
£160/£960

Are these decent prices for laser hair removal?
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I watched a documentary about isis last night. The whole mess in syria is really scary. There's kurds, who think they're nice guys and god is on their side, there's isis who feel the same way. There's assad, who makes things worse because he's scared of getting fucking lyched, there's russia and iran, who interfere because assad is their puppet, and there's rebels and insurgents, who just basically add more chaos to the whole thing.
In the documentary the people in ISIS who talk to the interviewers were all masked and they all sounded scared and they were saying stuff like, "no yea these guys think god has granted them power to kill all infidels and they are the caliphate" etc. I'm amazed if they sincerely believe that.
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>>6398435
Like the time you ran away from the people who called you faggot in the store

Hahahaha
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>>6398451
Where is that? I pay £129 for full face
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>>6398451
thats WAY too high imo

>>6398450
:3

>>6398456
I dont look that dangerous
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There are several people in this thread who need to have their faces beaten to a fine pulp.
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>>6398453
and then there's Israel who fund ISIS and the US who created the environment for ISIS to rise and thrive
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>>6398358
:(
>>6398411
>body language cues
Definitely. It's very obvious when someone's uncomfortable speaking to you. Passgen is where we whore photos and anons data collect.
>>6398434
Like? On hands and knees lifting back or to the side like a dog peeing? Ty for reminding me. I've been skipping exercise for a while.
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>>6398461
yes, I want to go first please
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>>6398461
You being one of them?
Violence isn't allowed here unless it's me erotically implying it.
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>>6398451
Really on the expensive side. I get mine at a rather upscale clinic, and I'm paying 120€ for a full face and neck session, 90€ for touchups, which are pretty much every session now.
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>>6398453
What needs to happen is the West needs to stay the fuck out and let the Russians and Iranians prop up Assad. Assad is shit but at least he keeps the country stable.
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>>6398459
Sk:n

Can you point me in the right direction?
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>>6398428
idk if this is legit the most confusing thing I've ever read or if it's just because I'm crazy or kind of sleep deprived
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>>6398429
Same Lol. These fools.
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>>6398094
no no no, these people wrote "breivik was right" in arabic graffiti. think of the simplest answer
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>>6398451
about average for a decent place

i used to pay £90 for full face but they botched and burned me
£155 at new place and its great

thats london prices desu
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>>6398443
What version of the hulk do you have in Germany? I don't think he has the body of a starved pubescent boy in any of the versions I've watched.
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>>6398467
You'd be screaming for it to stop after the first melon baller to the skull
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>>6398451
Seems a bit expensive but I guess it depends if there's something cheaper in the area.

For reference, the place I go is $300 US dollars for 4 sessions on the face / beard / neck.
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>>6398473
The crazy hon says "I am the walrus!", though.
Goo goo g'joob...
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NOTICE:
>There's repressed trannies lurking here solely to talk shit to trannies they envy b/c they're not brave nor comfortable enough with their sexuality to go through with it.

An excellent example would be Kayla:
But now I love the hell outta her & she's finally a real sweet qt!

REMEMBER:
You repressed trannies only have a limited amount of time until you start tripping. And then you'll follow the stages of grief & finally acceptance.
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>>6398447
He defends us from ISIS as well, desu

>>6398446
Have you read the book, tho? It's better imo
>MFW I'm hon enough to have listened to these songs when mom played them.
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>>6398461
Trip on shakria. Doesn't take much to make you a tranny nazi does it.

Just need to remind you of your freak status in society and you unleash you true hate for normal cis society

Don't hate the world because you don't fit into it
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>>6398478
Manc here

£159 from ProSkin for fullface, getting closer to finding a good price

>>6398485
Is it a chain?
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>>6398487
I went through transition a long time ago and I still won't trip. Trips are cancerous
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>>6398479
Well, according to anon, I look like the Hulk too. Pic related to prove I don't wear purple yoga pants.
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>>6398465
It's pretty self explanatory while doing it, but it's always hard to convey through text. I do it standing up with my hands on the rail to my stairs (it's parallel, but just put your hands on the wall or anything else) and just lift your leg so it's completely straight behind you; you can tell if you're doing it right if you feel the burn in the part of your back just above your ass.

Hopefully the big wall of text didn't over-complicate it.
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>>6398471
>central london
There's your problem
It's a place in Islington
http://www.theangellaserclinic.co.uk/prices
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>>6398487
Kayla is not a good example of that you idiot
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>>6398481
Idk, Id probably enjoy it, I am pr fucked up

>>6398479
the one with the EXTREMELY broad shoulders and NO hips
well at least Ive tits going for me ;_;
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>>6398461
>several
Not all

You are slacking comrade.

I view men who play favourites with freaks equally as guilty as being one.

Kill them all or else you're a traitor
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>>6398495
Your hair looks dead
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>>6398489
I did read it and I agree but to be honest, I had to skim over some of the more graphic parts. ellis was so incredibly descriptive that I felt sick a lot of times
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>>6398487
What does Kayla look like? Everyone talks about her like she's posting everyday, but I rarely see her.
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>>6398494
You're a tranny tho..
>>6398500
>she didn't shit-talk trannies & say really horrible transphobic shit before eating skittles?
>missing the point this badly
>>6398502
SEE:
>>6398487
for fucks sake, anons are proving my point as I speak.
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>>6398487
>kayla
>qt
Maybe through your self hating delusion vison

To the rest of us. Hon.
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>>6398451
No that's at least twice as much as it is here
>>6398462
Israel fund isis? I mean, isis are definitely America's fault, just like al qaeda. Though the latter is more of Russia's fault.
I mean, i hate israel as much as the next 4chan poster, but thats a little tinfoil hat ya?
>>6398470
>keeps the country stable
Not really. That's kinda why they're in a shit already. I definitely agree u.s. shouldn't be interfering, but not interfering isn't going to solve anything either. ISIS will continue to make money, continue to at least be somewhat of a threat to the states (and moreso the eu), and assad will continue to kill his ctitizens.
Like, is it ok to do nothing when he gasses civs? Thats a moral crux.
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>>6398502
I'm a tranny too though. I have a problem with hons, autists and non passers. They all need to be savagely beaten to death.
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Why does it seem like so many traps are 6'2 and up? I commonly see mtfs who are like 6'6; what's the point?
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>>6398492
No, it's a local dermatology place. I found them through Groupon. They were the best price I found of the places that seemed actually legit.
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>>6398456
>people
It was one man and he groped me, thb!

lol, I'm actually like a defensless faggot, you're right. A 12 YO kid with one karate class could beat the living shit out of me.
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>>6398481
>tfw no one to beat my skull in with a bat
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>>6398511
Because they went through male puberty?
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>>6398512
i want to pat you on the head
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>>6398509
Then enjoy being at the receiving end of my fist freak. Maybe I'll let you have the pleasure of watching the other go first.

Passer or hon. All trannies burn.
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>>6398487
I never went through that phase. I went straight to the "welp guess i have to transition" phase and started being as fagg as possible.
>>6398511
5'7 master race
>>6398515
Hey. That feel when. I feelerooni you.
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>>6398507
>judging trannies >2years hrt & no procedures...
Try harder bromance
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Are we being raided right now or is it just Faye and Edie?
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>>6398503
It kind of was at the time, yeah. Staying a year in a clinic with no hairdryer, no hairdresser and shitty hair care products didn't help it look good. It got better.
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>>6398506
Newfags out
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>>6398511
I'm 5'4" :3
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>>6398513
Is your country violent?
>>6398511
>Why are men tall?
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>>6398521
>>
>read nothing
>prepared nothing
>didn't even know there was a reading list
>still passed
university is overrated yo
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>>6398518
See>>6398487
>>6398519
Yeah but you most likely didn't have the violent reaction to acceptance & repression these newtrans's who're posting did
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>>6398486
But that's only because they are the eggmen.

>>6398504
Bret Easton Ellis is one of my favorite authors.
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>>6398511
5'3. Height doesnt matter. It's about proportions.
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>>6398516
Someone who is 6'6 is probably in the top 1% of the world; for them to be trans also is pretty odd too, but the super tall MTFs seem to be pretty common on forums and what not.

>>6398519
>>6398524
5'6-er here. Being short is pretty good.
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>>6398511
Genetics can suck ass
I'm the only one in my family who's over 6' and it sucks
>tfw can't be 5'7" like my brother
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>>6398523
>newfag from 2007
Better get in my delorean..

>repressing this hard, being but mad you got got
>>
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>6398511
Some pass and look good, but yeah, it's definitely harder. At 5'7", about half my cis female friends are taller than I am... so I don't really stand out when we go out.
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>>6398531
Rules of attraction was a good book and American Psycho is decent but I didn't find him extravagant.
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>>6398529
What course was this? I' gonna do mechanical engineering. I'm worried that it will be too hard
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>>6398520
Edie is a hon too. A makeup hon

>>6398521
I want both faye and edie dead. Big fish in a small pond get fucked by me
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>>6398437
Hey you, how are you doing?

>>6398440
I would imagine it gives you a security of mind that assures you aren't spinning off the deep end or slipping into psychosis.

>>6398449
Have you tried LSD or mushrooms?
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>>6398531
I don't think I've read anything else by him. do you have any recommendations?
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>>6398462
>Israel funds Isis.

Well, actually, Isis is funded by a few things. These include:
>selling slaves
>confiscating wealth from conquered territories
>"jizya" or tax on Christians
>selling oil on the black market
>funding from rich Saudi salafists and Muslims worldwide

Isis is a Muslim organisation created by muslims for Muslims. Stop blaming others because your religion is cancer
>>
>>6398529
Hi lily
I wish i was as effortlessly successful as you
>>6398530
I was pretty excited to understand what the fuck was wrong with me. Cried. But i was never angry or prejudiced or anything.
>>6398533
Being short is all i have.
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>>6398527
It's like the rest of the world isn't even trying. America best continent for the win!

http://www.abcnewspoint.com/top-10-countries-with-highest-murder-rate-in-the-world-2015/
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>>6398542
Nonetheless, she has a bandwagon based on plastering of makeup.
People shit talk Kayla. Yet, she's light years ahead based on hrt time - development ratio
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>>6398511
6'4" here. I know I likely won't ever pass because of that, but I feel uncomfortable with a masculine body and masculine social presentation so I'm taking hormones, working on my voice, getting laser and so on to get closer to how I'd like to be. With that said I'm still presenting myself as a guy at this point so I guess I'm effectively more of a 'femboy' than a 'trap' at this point.
>>
>>6398529
Your existence is overrated. Die you tranny freak

I am going to stick my hand in you axe wound and tear out your fucking organs
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>>6398529
honestly i was drunk most of the time and was too busy screaming and breaking my own possessions to read a damn book and i walked away with a 2:1
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>>6398519
>5'7 master race
womanlet
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>>6398536
woah, wait, what?

is this a legit thing?

>>6398543
pretty good, I'm trying to play starcraft, but it keeps freezing up
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>>6398461
Am I one of the lucky ones?!
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>>6398536
>*shoots him*

Sovereign citizens are cancer

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=3683d1faf7b9366e75d5acee6b661407
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>>6398539
I think the average heights are pretty skewed. For Canada where I am, the average male is apparently 5'9 and the average female is 5'4. It's rare to see anyone of that height, never mind anyone shorter than that. Even 6'2 old men are pretty common around here; teen girls are always like 5'10.
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>>6398541
history antiquity and social structures over time
>>6398548
hi oddish <3
nah not effortlessly
I just pretty much dive into history books as hobby so when I take a break from studying something I do history related stuff pretty much all the time
I just don't study for specific tests
>>6398555
why the fuck would you break your stuff ?
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>>6398553
>fisting lily
>she hasn't trained her muscles to latch onto phalanges & tongues
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>>6398517
I want a headpat...
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>>6398533
being short is awesome, I always have to look up at guys :3 but I still feel bigger than most girls, even ones who are taller than me. it's weird. guess it's just yet another tranny mental problem
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>>6398563
No men allowed Larry
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>>6398570
neat then I'll stay here
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>>6398552
Even though I'm short, the idea of acting like I'm a woman and getting everyone around me to cater to that seems retarded, so being a femboy or androgynous is pretty much my goal. Unfortunately the internet doesn't have much good information about androgyny other than a clear cut dude wearing eyeliner, so it's like I have to pretend to be a trap to get all the pills, lasers, etc. done.
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Here we go again
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>>6398540
>>6398546

Less than zero
American psycho
Rules of attraction

Best 80's trilogy. lol. The other novels I've read and aren't that good, but mostly because I'm a sort of completist. lol
>>
I hate myself and I want to die
>>
>>6398567
i'll pat you on the head with my feminine penis
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>>6398563
T. i spent most of my time kicking and punching every inanimate object in the house. i threw a fridge at my housemate, broke a cricket bat on myself and was generally a monster
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>>6398440
My job was what pushed me over the edge. In a rather spectacular way. But well, I guess it's fine, now. They couldn't exactly spin a suicide attempt by dehydration, during which I made clear work was the cause behind it, as an impulsive act caused by personal circumstances. So I'm officially on extended medical leave for occupational burnout and depression. And if everything works the way the shrinks planned for me, I should get to retire in four years with a decent income. You break it, you buy it.
>>
>>6398573
>TFW I actually want to believe you have a super snatch
>>6398564
....the truth is out there..
I better call Mulder
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>>6398562
People are bad are recognizing height.
>>
>>6398562
>tfw 5'10"
>tfw noone seems to notice and seem to be the same height as a lot of girls
Thank you based Canada
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>>6398567
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>>6398574
Honestly /femgen/ is a good place to go for that kind of information.
>>
>tfw no slim shady gf
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>>6398568
Nothing an ass-full of estrogen won't fix, I bet. Being short when you're old seems to be somewhat of a age reduction thing already and it requires no maintenance. We lucked out, fellow midget.
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>>6398557
Compliment me more.
>>6398563
I'm glad to hear you're doing well. You're so smart.
>>
>>6398587
: )
>>6398578
: (
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>>6398576
cool ty. I will have to check them out. I've been pretty bad lately about sitting down and reading
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>>6398581
Nah working is the only thing that gives me a sense of purpose in this world, if i was a neet again id probably off myself.
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>>6398549
>tfw my country is consistently in the top ten
My grandmother's neighbour got beheaded.
>>6398552
> I feel uncomfortable with a masculine social presentation
Every time I told someone this they give me the reply "everyone acts differently" and then go on to deny that genders have different social presentations. Rages me every time
>>6398563
What are your employment plans?
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>>6398586
Rawr is also a man
You are ALL men

>>6398573
Kill yourself male
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>>6398584
I thought I was 5'9 til the doctor pointed out 5'6, so I agree with you on that.

>>6398585
>tfw being the sub almost all the time
Thanks for being short, Dad
>>
>>6398592
(For the record, don't actually take your estradiol rectally.)
>>
>>6398599
>manhating on intersex people with vaginas
Now that's what I call autism... Volume 8
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>>6398594
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>>6398562
Well, I'm currently in the area where I was born, and I pretty much tower over most men and women. We're short people, I'm at the high end. Which makes it easier to go incognito. I'm in the very village where I grew up, and no one recognizes me. It's a weird feeling.
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>>6398575
more
>>6398579
uncool :/
>>6398583
idk ppl can believe whatever they want
doesn't rly change how it looks,tastes and feels
>>6398593
thanks <3
nuhu just a sucker for history ^^
what are you up to ?
>>6398599
idk I never was male
being one for a day or two would be nice tho
>>6398598
archaeology or teaching
not sure yet
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>tfw you didn't die in your sleep
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>>6398601
I-iii thought e-evveryone did?
>guise...
>g-GUYS???
>>
>>6398588
That's an OK /gen/, but most of the time, they still look too masculine and not to mention most of them are gay.
>>
worst thread ive read in a long time
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>>6398599
I'm disappointed that that image wasn't named "the_star_spangled_burger.jpg".
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>>6398602
>SRS axewound
>vagina

Topkek hon

You're the most hideous hugboxer here. You know you can't defend yourself so you desperately rush to defend the other pathetic wastes of life of this general
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>>6398600
I thought I was 5'6 turns out I'm 5'4
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>>6398616
Make a list about it
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>>6398558
Lame, is there some reason do you think? That sucks, Id hate to be unable to play Starcraft.

>>6398597
Good for you anon, keep being self sufficient,
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>>6398617
i dislike u a lot desu
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>>6398606
>TFW jealous of your super snatch & my lack thereof
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>>6398619
You impress no one, anhon.
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>>6398600
>tfw tall sub
>tfw 6'1" in heels and still sub af
Who needs to be short to be pushed around?
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>>6398592
lol I've been on hrt for 2 years tho! I think I just have bdd

but yea we did! womanlet life best life

>>6398600
>Thanks for being short, Dad
I lucked out and didn't get my maternal grandfathers 6'4 genes through my mom. both my parents are short

my poor brother tho is shorter than me and he's 17 so he's probably almost done growing ;\
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>>6398620
>Hobbit tier

5'6 is the perfect height, my friend
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>tfw /r9k/ helps you realize you have Brock Lesnar's chin and jaw
>>6398125
>>6398144
Is this a family reunion?
>>6398251
Accept it and hope it goes away.
>>6398524
Same
>tfw your height is wasted since everything else is manly
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>>6398604
Yes I am rawr. I am baldy. You should go punish me and dox me for my crimes

Believe me to be whoever you want. Doesn't change the truth you are all men.

I'll be the boogyman if you want me to be.
>>
>>6398619
Thats crazy, no one can hon harder than CFH.
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>how i feel abt being 5'11
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>>6398620
>tfw 5'11"
Fuck this gay earth
>>
>>6398619
>I'm totally defending myself with suicidal rants about being hons
>intersex people having 'corrections' at birth, "srs penises"
>>6398617
Rawr is a qt, you're just buttrustled you'll never be able to make the incredible transformation & still be a terrible person you like being
>>
>>6398634
>tfw i commute over that bridge everyday
>tfw every time i drive over it i think about jumping
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>>6398627
I would have accepted Ahonymous or "we are hegion"

Zero points sir

>>6398630
Lol
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>>6398637
They're just not trying hard enough.
>>
Ok so some of you are tall and some of you arent. But what about your feet? Long? Short? Curved? Non curved? Tell me mtfg. Show me.
>>6398606
Life's sucked for me lately. All I'm doing lately is playing dota. I need to go get a job.
Lily post feet
>>
>>6398624
I hope you get one too in time
>>
>>6398634
the very first surgery I get will be a chin-capitation, I'll tell you how it goes
>>
>>6398631
Tall sub / short dom is always a really cute pairing.
>>
>>6398647
Small and slim with a really high arch
>>
>>6398647
aww I hope it gets better soon <3
sry in public so no feet to see
>>
>>6398641
The funny thing is that rawr thinks you creepy and dislikes you lol
>>
What does everyone think of this edgy idea?
>You only get your female documents if you can pass as a woman to a panel of judges
>>
>>6398647
Wide.

Wide and arched.
>>
>>6398598
I always thought you were a brit! where are you from?

>>6398612
Dying in my sleep is like the worst thing thsat could ever happen. I just wish I'm awake and conscious when I die.
>>
>>6398657
The best part of this is I'm not rawr. Not that I care about proving it.

Ruining someone's reputation even further is just a bonus
>>
>>6398660
I would have gotten them twenty years ago if it worked that way. Unfortunately, SRS is an unofficial but well enforced requirement here.
>>
>>6398622
no idea. I just rebooted my comp, gonna try again
>>
>tfw trip crush
>>
>tfw gf ignores you
>>
>>6398667
Kek
>>
>>6398647
My shoe size is 8 and they look kinda gangly, so not too bad I guess.
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>>6398660
ehh i dont like anything decided by a panel of judges.

as long as one has taken hormones for at least 6 months and can get a letter from a psychiatrist,it should be fine
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>>6398671
Don't let your crushes be crushed! Tell her you like her already.
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>>6398576
>less than zero
Oh shit I forgot this one. This one was pretty crazy toward the end. The scene in the hotel room with the child really fucked me up.
>>6398647
A little wide but I fit in a woman's 8
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>>6398633
>average female height hobbit tier

Come on now
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>>6398649
How does a chin surgery work? Just shave the excess off or do they have to mess with your whole face?
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>>6398671

>tfw trip crush on grace
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sup nerds
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http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=f9368e9c117e71ce99700b996c410904

OBAMA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
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>>6398657
Ahhh, see;
>>6398487
>hating on qt girls b/c their hair is growing back
K, repression anon, k
>>6398659
Idgaf, everybody is entitled to their opinions.
I just think she's cute & really dislike her self-hate levels.
However, anything remotely erp-y I do here is strictly playfully platonic.
I'm happily taken & love getting under peoples skins
>>6398667
>pre hrt...
Omg wow, what an ugly girl not on hrt.
Pic related
>me
..lol, all these beta repression cucks I'd totally love to pin & Dom..
>>
>>6398654
Adorable
>>6398658
Damn. I'm so unlucky.
>>6398662
For the record: arched > not arched
>>6398678
Gangly?
>>6398681
I fit a woman's ten. Why does everyone have smaller feet than me dammit
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>>6398647
arches VERY curved, but pretty small overall and my toes are tiny except for my big toe. weird mutant pinky toe tho
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>>6398639
>tfw enjoy being 5'10"
>tfw confused by people losing their shit over same height or slightly taller
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>>6398685
itsmebtw
>>
>>6398683
I honestly have no idea

I'll be talking to a surgeon tomorrow probably so I'll report back with my findings then :)
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>>6398668
>I would have gotten them twenty years ago if it worked that way.
>implying you pass
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>>6398688
You looked disgusting then and you're even worse now. I feel sorry for you.
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>>6398669
Huh, well hopefully it works this time. Having to do a reinstall would suck.

>>6398685
Just got done cooking, now Im smokin. Gonna take a shower in a bit. How bout you?
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>>6398700
remember your suppose to be friendly again.
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>>6398693
>very arched
Ok pls show
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>>6398688
>living amongst trash in an actual trailer

ishygddt
>>
>>6398681
Played by Robert Downey Jr. in the movie.

Less than zero is the best novel, tho.
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>>6398511
>tfw 6'3
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>>6398705
I just woke up ;-;
Might make some coffee or something.
>>
>>6398694
right? its really not bad, two of my closest friends are cis girls who are 5'10 and 5'11. they even have the same size feet
>>
> tfw gf ignores you
>>
>>6398700
CFH being so super confident and posting her cringey pictures all over the place makes me doubt myself. ITs very disturbing to see some one so ugly more confident in their looks than me. Makes you wonder if you're lying to yourself like she is.
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>>6398704
Lol, k repression bro
I <3 you.
Come sit next to me so I can lick your neck playfully :D

Here's a really bad one pre-hrt!, no repression tho.
Ofc, was stronk as fuq so nobody talked shit to my face
>DAT neckline do
>>
>>6398511
I'm living the 5'4 life.
>>
>>6398679
But stefonknee
>>6398668
I'm not even against that, having a vagina is like the baseline for being officially female. I say officially because sure you can be considered female if you simply look and act so but legally there needs to be a line
>>
>>6398708
bf wouldn't like that
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>>6398712
The novel was decent. The sequel was good too. I've read a lot of bret easton ellis and i still dont know if i love him or hate him.
>>6398726
Fuck.
>>
>>6398706
There's literally a date on it.
My tranniversarry is march 20th 2015>>6398709
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>>6398694
Kind lady, I have come to relieve you of your lunch money.
>>
>>6398700
Unfortunately for jealous channers like you, I've been full-time long enough to know I pass. And that I look pretty good for a woman my age. So... if you think you can trigger insecurities, try something else. I have some, I'm not a rock, but they're definitely not on that side.
>>
>>6398693
>tfw flat feet
Is this ugly?
>>
>>6398722
Wtf I just vomited all over myself. Unbelievably ugly.
>>
>>6398709
That was well over a year ago. B/c housing prices were like 2300/ 1 bed apartment>>6398733
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>>6398728
ya sorry :\ I used to trip and he got really upset once when I showed him a post from a foot fag begging me to post my soles and whatnot. my feet are his and his only (the rest of me is too)
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>>6398722
This made me lose my appetite and want to vomit
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>>6398694
i used to be anoyed with my height but iim kinda ok with it now

also i want to show you my new hair later !!!
>>
>>6398733
Good thing that's not what I look like, huh?
Have another, my future wifey
>>
>>6398694
>tfw tell people im 5'11 when im actually 6'
>tfw enjoying this great height
womanlets btfo tbhon
>>
>>6398722
I'm not repressed. My transition is actually going very well because I'm not an unsalvageable old ugly ape like yourself
>>
>>6398748
Remember lets all be friends!!
>>
>>6398737
>not being able to afford $2300/month

if rents are that high in your area (i live in SF, i get it) then salaries are high too. wtf were u even doin
>>
i miss mado
>>
>>6398745
Hows that dysphoria bro? Must be really strong to post pretransition pictures all over the Internet. You are literally Edgar.
>>
>>6398750
http://youtu.be/u1xle5gbvgw
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>>6398745
Restored my appetite, pretty manly there bro
>>
>>6398754
>SF
Isn't that aidsville?
>>
So an MP has been shot.
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>>6398633
My brother and dad are 5'6". nty
>>6398647
I guess medium and wide. What does a size 9-10 count as? My like length is size 10, but I need larger I'd they're narrow.
>ywn have normal sized feet for your height
>>6398644
The bridge I go over sucks for that purpose, sadly.
>>6398649
Same, tell us how it goes!
>>6398754
>tfw mom's neetbux don't change based on location
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>>6398762
Which is it? Military police or member of parliament? If the latter, I doubt many would shed a tear...
>>
>>6398762
A what?
>>
>>6398740
Tfw no one's feet are mine and mine alone ;_;
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>>6398722
cute
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>>6398738
>filename, derp
>attached exit data, derp
>>6398742
Pls do it on this guy's face
>>6398748
>old
>ape
K
My id is no longer accepted as its pre hrt me, everybody thinks pre hrt me is my husband, farm boys & rig boys flirt with me in grocery stores, gawk & blush & try to drink with me when I'm wrenching on stuff...
>4chan passing photos are representative of real life
K, passing bro, k
I can't help that I like girls and Dont cake makeup.
>>6398754
That was before the boom died.
Now I'm in a place at $790
>>6398758
Yeah, literally
Let's have people hate on a person who doesn't exist
>>6398760
I've many stages, bro
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>>6398767
>>6398768
Member of Parliament. Apparently shot a few times then stabbed by someone who 2 witnesses heard to shout "Britain First"
>>
>>6398767
Jo Cox, member of Parliament.
>>
>>6398762
Religion of peace?
>>
>>6398787
Well you know what they say about the Ewige Anglo
>>
>>6398769
I have faith in you. you will find a cute gf or bf and you will play footsies with them between deaths in dota
>>
>>6398774
Feels good not to be this retarded
>>
>>6398787
See >>6398778
A 52 year old man who shouted "Britain first"

Make your guess.
>>
>tfw kayla head pat hrt estradiol antiandrogen sublingual informed consent agp transbian blanchard gt bp girl tinkler boypussi
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>>6398778
ohhh the barbarians strike again.
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>>6398716
Yeah, I mean I even see it as being better than not bad. Bigger stride length and faster walking speed, longer legs, and ability to reach most things. Plus I know cisgirls my height and taller aren't uncommon. Being taller is p great.

>>6398730
But I'm eating breakfast :(

>>6398744
How tall are you kit?
Also, have you gotten your haircut yet? I'll be on Skype later :3

>>6398746
Based height desu
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>>6398774
>That was before the boom died.

what boom are you even talking about? SF real estate boom isnt even close to dying. or are you talking about Bakken?
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>>6398762
she's dead. shot and stabbed

>>6398787
far right. yelled 'britain first!' while doing it
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>>6398797
Down with the anglosaxon invader desu
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>>6398796
is that an mtfg word cloud?
>>
>>6398794
I bet
Now come cuddle with me & impregnate me with your superior genes
>>
>>6398801
i want DR.pepper now.
>>
>>6398795
fucking hell she's dead
>>
>decide to visit /u/
>browse a few threads out of curiosity
>end up having to close the tab due to body temp rising

o-oh i see what all thr hype was about now. . .
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>>6398801
yeh i got it cut & lightened w/ highlights and stuff it looks really fem RN

im 5'11 (thought i was 6'0 but got measured the other day)
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>>6398809
apparently the guy made the gun himself
>>
>>6398802
Williston, North Dakota oil boom where minimum wage was less than $6
2008-2015
>>
How long until domestic "shooters" and etc start blowing shit up instead of shooting people?
How long until this country seriously falls apart?
>>6398793
;_; that would be nice
>>
>>6398801
Then you'll need to go to the Toronto airport tomorrow so I can take it in person
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>>6398801
but I can do the thing where I stand on my toes on my bf's feet and he still has to bend a little bit so I can kiss him on the chin

:3
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Oh hey I wonder what's going on in /mtfg/
>>6398684
G-goodmorning

How is everyone?
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>>6398812
Yup. Pretty fucking awful.
>>6398809
Someone made a gun, the guy was apparently generally quiet too so it probably wouldn't have been too difficult to get a licence anyhow.
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>>6398714
Ah, Im a major nightowl, so Im about to pass out oddly.

>>6398796
boipucci*
>>
>>6398825
Morning Grace.

How are you?
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>>6398807
No thanks you are sickeningly ugly and you look like you smell really bad.
>>
>>6398778
The only proper response is more knife regulation and restrictions on who can have assault knifes that can deal many stabs a minute.
>>
>>6398828
I wish society treated night owls better. waking up at 8am is dumb
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>>6398836
Try that when someone stabs 50 people
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>>6398825

I took pictures of the inside of my mouth and noticed how mess up my teeth are ;_;
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>>6398831
I reek of vagina flavored gt after a sweaty day of actual labor... And its twinging for you hater bby.
Ily.
Pls tell me I'm trash some more..
My nios are already diamonds
>>
i want a nocturnal island with a law that says you have to be nice to trannies
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>>6398828
I just woke up at 12pm.
I have a messed up sleep schedule also.
>>6398825
Morning Nerd.
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>>6398809
>burgers will make a huge deal out of this
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WAT DO I DO ABOUT MY HAIRLINE

its so bad and i feel like its still getting worse even on hormones
>>
>>6398844
You're qt, please don't transition
>>
Here we go, found some low prices for laser

£56 - face & neck
Small place, small city but they have a decent page on their work with transgender women
>>
>>6398836
Lets not get into the whole gun debate much, that said apparently some guy tried to stop the shooter but was himself injured in the process.
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>>6398829
I'm pretty okay! Like literally just woke up so I gotta figure out breakfast
Hows you doing?
>>6398843
What's wrong with your teeth? But dw mine are messed up too, pretty sure I need at least 2 dental surgeries
I also fucked up years of braces because the retainer hurt so they're not as straight as they should be
BUT when I get employed again I might go get them whitened at least
I'm also heading to the dentist this afternoon, that'll be "fun".. .-.
>>6398850
Morning Chara! You just got up too?
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>>6398843
I'm getting invisalign treatment and I just got buttons attached to some of my teeth for rubber bands to connect to and the inside of my lips have been bleeding all day

that said its pretty worth to fix your teeth
>>
>>6398825
<3
>>
>>6398860
>gun control making it impossible for assassins to do their job properly
>>
>>6398859
Make sure you see the review. I found a cheap place turned out they burned someone's leg off.
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>>6398860
Not sure why everyone falls for these fake events
>>
tfw girl on inside but not outside :(((
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>>6398838
I agree, I hate waking up in the morning. The night is nice.

>>6398850
Shit, Im gonna probably go to bed and wake up around 6pm if Im lucky. Its fun to do whilst you can.
>>
>>6398862
Yump!
:3
>>
>>6398862
I've certainly been worse...

I'm not looking forward to work tomorrow, but no-one's called me to interview...
>>
>>6398872

Have you tried imploding?
>>
im pretty sure this guy down the street is a muslim do you think i could get him to kill me for allah (i want to die desu)
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>>6398875
sleep well anon <3
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>>6398857
Sorry m8, halfway there already...
Sadly, imma be a permahon
>>
>>6398863
Don't do that; your teeth aren't aligned right because of your teeth, it's all to do with your upper jaw. Do you have your mouth open a lot?
>>
>>6398857
You're going to stop tripping in like five weeks and never be heard of again, your opinion means literally nothing to anyone here.
>>
im VERY sad :(
>>
>>6398862
Hi Grace!
>>
>>6398811
Me too :(

>>6398815
Sounds cute :3
Also 5'11" is a pretty comfy height. It's in that range where noone honestly notices.

>>6398822
Tall bf is tall
Cute

>>6398820
https://clyp.it/lmnf2hmk
I think I'm losing my voice :(
Fucking allergies
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>>6398888
Lol, rite
>>
>tfw 18 and 5'4 but still hon
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>>6398896
we are all hons anon there is no escape
>>
>>6398758
You are a coward for not fully doxing Edgar you know he still trips
>>
>>6398895
You're in the same boat, mark my words, come august and neither of you will post here, and no one will remember you.
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>>6398893
The intellectual drink, for the chosen ones!
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>>6398885
Lucky for you I'm bisexual
>>
>>6398762
>female labour mp

Ahh good riddance
>>
>>6398895
qt3.14
>>
kill me
>>
>>6398900
/mtfg/ will dedicate a statue to me
>>
>>6398900
Lolk, been tripping here for well over a year, but lolk
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>tfw not dead
>>
>>6398865
<3!
>>6398876
When did you go to bed?
>>6398878
What are you doing for work?
>>6398890
Hello anon!
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>tfw your gf tries to sleep and cuddle with u but u can't stop laughing about Gabe Jr, the Grease Fire of the Caribbean
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If dubs I'll put the whole thing in my butt
>>
>>6398898
I didn't dox Edgar but I can't imagine it being too difficult, do it yourself.
>>
>>6398916
>needing dubs
>>
>>6398893
>tfw you will never steal Elanna's lunch money in person
This will be a bittersweet sandwich
>>
>>6398886
pretty sure my upper jaw has nothing to do with the crowding on my lower front teeth

my mouth is open a lot tho but that's because I have bad sinuses and can't get enough air through my nose
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>>6398913
4:30am
est
You?
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>>6398913
Currently I'm working in a toystore, with sales targets as a demonstrator. It's essentially door to door but you stand in one place.

I thought I'd be floor staff, but nooo. They just have to make it a sugar coated lie.
>>
Why is there a jaw posting pictures of himself all over the thread?
>>
>>6398928
Valq looks fine as a girl, don't be mean. CFH is the delusional hon who needs to be shut down.
>>
>>6398927
ITS A PERFECT PLACE TO PRACTICE YOUR VOICE AND TERRIFY THE CHILDREN YOU'LL NEVER HAVE WITH IT.

I think you're a winner
>>
>>6398913
What's for breakfast?
>>
>tfw wanna go on a road trip but it takes like 50 hours to go from east coast to west coast and that's without stops
>>
>>6398927
>working in sales
May as well just go on JSA till you can start a career in something.
>>
>>6398901
Yes
And Diet Dr. Pepper is nectar of the gods

>>6398920
Sorry, I'd travel if I weren't poor :(
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yuri
>>
>>6398916
I was gonna say trip on ufufu, but then I noticed that anon knows what nailpolish is and realized it couldnt be ufufu.
>>
>>6398934
>road trips take a long time
That's the point
>>
>>6398937
Diet is ok, i like regular better though :3
>>
>>6398937
Dr pepper is shit stained decade old undies tier. They don't even sell it over here anymore.
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>>6398937
>diet
Mfw
>>6398913
>>
Who is your local MP /mtfg/? Would you be sad if they got shot?
>>
>>6398932
No.

Just no.

>>6398936
Can't get it because I'm technically still in college.
>>
>>6398942
I would need at least like 2 weeks off from work tho
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>>6398931
Well, there's only one delusional person here. The one who thinks they can stop me...
>>
>>6398896
>tfw 18 and 5'3 but still hon
>>
>>6398951
A socialist crook. I'd probably celebrate with some champagne if that happened.
>>
>>6398937
I didn't actually expect you to go to the airport >~< I may steal your lunch money but I'm not unreasonable
>>
>>6398937
Agreed.
>>6398944
>>6398950
Diet and regular just have different flavors, and both are good.
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>>6398922
3 AM CST
We werent far apart lol
>>6398933
Cap'n Crunch!
>>6398927
They always like to tell you you're gonna do one job and then give you a different one >>
>>6398950
>>6398937
>And Diet Dr. Pepper is nectar of the gods
Pretty sure that's what we call Cherry Coke.
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do i pass
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>>6398943
Yeah, the regular stuff is better but the diet stuff is so close to the real thing (closer than generic dr pepper), and no calories, so I can drink it guilt free. :3

>>6398950
>not drinking diet soda
dem calories add up. Aspartame is my jam

>>6398944
You live in a depressing place ;~;
>>
>>6398921
When your mouth is open too often when growing up, there is no counterbalancing force to ensure the jaws grow properly - when your mouth is open, it leads to lengthening of the face and narrow jaws because your lengthened muscles are encouraging the bone to grow downwards, which leads to crowded teeth.

I assumed you had an overbite, but I'd say all orthodontic issues are because of jaw development, which makes treating the teeth alone pretty dumb, since they are just a consequence. I'm not sure if an adult can fix crowded teeth the same way a kid can because they have no growth to work with, but if you can get your jaws to stay closed and get your tongue on the roof of your mouth, your face will become less vertical and more horizontal.
>>
>>6398960
Idk. I'm not huge on diet. Hell I don't even like soda
>>6398964
It's ok
>>6398968
I don't like pop desu
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>>6398964
Were basically sleep twins then.
>>6398968
Fair enough ^^
>>
>>6398964
>>6398937
You're both mistaken, vanilla coke is clearly the superior beverage
>>
>>6398885
you look qt on this one
>>
>>6398968
Id drink diet soda with u
>>
>>6398951
Fuck off dataminer
>>
>>6398705
ok yeah, it just worked
>>
>>6398964
Which is why I've been applying for kitchen jobs. As long as it's full time I'll put up with anything (within reason. I'm not going out on bounty hunts... though that sounds fun now that I think about it.)
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>>6398964
They don't sell flavoured coke here anymore :(
Last time I went to Vancouver I found a convenience store that sold imported vanilla coke and bought like half the refrigerator's worth.

>>6398975
:D plenty of ice I hope

>>6398970
Fair, although you're missing out on based dr pepper

>>6398959
I know but I'm playing along :(
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>>6398973
What if I get one of those machines that lets you do anything
And do cherry vanilla?
>>6398970
>It's ok
>only ok
>>6398979
Bounty hunts would be pretty neato if I had some big dudes working along side me
Good luck finding the kitchen jobs!
>>6398984
>They don't sell flavoured coke here anymore :(
WHY
WHAT THIRD WORLD HELLHOLE DO YOU LIVE IN
WE NEED TO RESCUE ELANNA FROM BORING FLAVOR
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>>6398969
I have major crowding issues because of narrow jaws. My wisdom teeth all grew at a 90° inwards angle, crushing my teeth together further. The only solution I was given outside of extensive bone work was to remove a molar tooth on each jaw. They were cracked from the pressure anyway.
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>>6398969
ya no overbite, just crowded teeth and a little bit of open bite.

you're absolutely right, I'm sure the root cause is jaw issues, but my orthodontist can at least treat the crowding with shaving the sides of the teeth by a little and using aligners. he thinks he can fix the open bite without jaw surgery although I did at one point talk to a different orthodontist who wanted me to get jaw surgery. so I don't know.

I have been working very hard at keeping my tongue up tho which I've noticed has helped me keep my jaw closed better.
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https://www.strawpoll.me/10501003
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>>6398984
Dr Pepper is probably the only pop I'll drink.
>>6398988
Shhhhhhh
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>>6398992
where's the "be passive-aggressive the entire time" option?
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>>6398984
Vanilla coke is the best
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>>6398976
>Implying I couldn't just check your IP and know anyway
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>>6398992
What about "wait and grab the first opening for a turnaround"?
Also, no CowboyNeal option, sucky poll.
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>>6398992
Jokes on you. Due to PTSD I'm always hyper vigilant
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>>6398988
KEEP MY VANILLA COKE PURE
>>6398984
Maybe if I stopped stealing your lunch money, you could save it to travel with
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>>6399001
It is, it makes me sad that almost noone sells it here anymore.

>>6398988
In Canada it sold for awhile and then it got dropped by major convenience store chains. A few small ones still sell it, and places that sell fountain soda still occasionally have syrup to make it.

>>6399008
Yeah don't you see the suffering this is causing? :(
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>>6398992
Where is the "run away and lock yourself in the toilet" option?
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I miss /repression general/.
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Will there be a new thread?
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>>6399013
>tfw your lunch money addiction jeopardizes Elanna's happiness
I don't know what to think anymore
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>>6399026
No, this is the last mtfg ever
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>>6399030
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>>6399013
I will send you half a bottle of flat vanilla coke
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>>6399024
*hug*
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>>6399030
Repression gen wins again
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>>6399030
>>6399039

/thread
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>>6398992
pose for them in a silly and nonsexual way. hope theyre more friendly than they put off.

i wanted to ask, what do cis think if they spot us carrying a concealed weapon? do think just say 'oh i guess they do have to protect themselves' or would they be alarmed?
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Anyone here know where to get 2-fma?
>>6399030
imgladitsover.jpg
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>>6398975
Quak!
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>find decent job I could do
>YOU MUST HAVE 1 YEAR PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE
biiiiiiiiiitch if all of y'all want previous experience how am I supposed to get any ;_;
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>>6398889
Why?
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>>6399048
normies freak out at guns like they have a death aura
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>>6399039
Not exactly. Didn't you read the memo? As of today, this is now /CFHg/. You lose. Again.
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>>6399037
I appreciate the thought but I'll just get a dr. pepper.

>>6399053
Apply anyways
I know your pain, that's like every job I've applied to this past month and a half :(

>>6399029
I'm sorry, I'm in pain, but it's not your fault ;~;
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>>6399052
DEUTSCHENTE!
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>>6399060
>Apply anyways
but how am i gonna get the job without the experience they want? wouldnt they just throw my application out?
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new thread

>>6399062
>>6399062
>>6399062
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>>6399066
The chances are 0% if you don't apply, they can't get lower if you apply.
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>>6399063
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>>6399066
>wouldnt they just throw my application out?
just apply anyway. I almost got a job as a repair tech with sears, even though I had no experience doing repairs before. I applied completely on a whim and almost got it, but I had a mental breakdown.
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>>6399089
Well
fuck it why not
I wanna be a clerk at the fire department
it's worth a shot I guess
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>>6399063
:3
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>>6399053
Apply anyways.
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>>6398990
I think jaw surgery probably has too many risks, though some of the before and after pictures are pretty good, I don't think you should do it unless your face looks like a car accident.

You should buy some mastic gum off of eBay; it's really tough gum from a plant that only grows in Greece. I've been chewing an hour a day and the changes I've had in just a month are astounding. The gum strengthens your chewing muscles, so the jaw can easily be closed during rest and it also brings out your side cheekbones. If you keep exercising these muscles overtime, it will "crush" your jaw into becoming more angular, because the chewing muscles are attached right to the side of your skull - bone forms around muscle. I'm almost 23, so I don't have any growth to work with either, so I can attest that it works.
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>>6398969
>your face will become less vertical and more horizontal
I'm guessing by this you mean as a child? You can't reverse this right?
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>>6399214
You can do it as an adult, but it will take a longer time. Since an improved posture as a child has new growth to morph bone around the new muscle posture, they get changes faster, but essentially it's the same principle for an adult.

If you have a long face, the chewing muscles are weak and are used to being elongated. When you strengthen the muscles and your jawbones become used to being closed all the time, your face will morph around the new posture.

Something I forgot to mention in my previous comment is that strengthening your chewing muscles is what causes the side cheekbones to come out, because these muscles are connected to or near your eyes (exact specifics I cannot recall) but the bone has to get stronger to support your eyes to accompany the stronger muscle. This also results in your eyes becoming more narrow set, instead of too much white in your eyes showing.

The improved tongue posture overtime results in a more fuller face, because the tongue is encouraging your upper jaw to come forwards. Someone with great looks like Justin Bieber had his tongue on the roof of his mouth as a kid, which encouraged forward growth in his upper jaw, while most people have their tongue low in their mouth, or if they're really bad looking; in between their teeth. Some people in the orthotropics field say those changes will take years as an adult, but I think that believing that is like a self fulfilling prophecy because my upper jaw has come forward a bit in just a month (my upper row of teeth are farther out; my smile looks so much better than before) and my progress seems to be a lot better than most people, simply because I am consistent and I don't entertain doubts and "it'll take years before any changes" etc.

Another change that I am doing is what's called a push swallow. Instead of swallowing spit/food/liquids with somewhat of a suckle (like using your cheek muscles for instance) you create the force by pushing your tongue on the roof of your mouth.
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>>6399261
(continued)

You can tell you're doing this right by putting your hands on your cheeks and/or looking in the mirror and nothing in your face moves. If you look at good looking celebrities in interviews who by chance swallow, you will see their faces are completely motionless, whereas an ugly person with lacking facial features may make animalistic gestures to swallow, which is what I used to do.

Basically what makes a good looking face is how "three dimensional" it looks, which is why supermodels are almost always people with protruding side and front cheekbones with a more square like jaw. Like I said before, the jaw will eventually remodel into a more angular shape over time if the muscles attached to it are very strong and if the jaw is closed, though I don't know how profound the final changes could be.

When the upper jaw grows outwards more, it gives you frontal cheekbones, an effortless smile (just open your lip and you're smiling, instead of opening as wide as you can), more feline like eyes, a smaller nose (when the upper jaw is back and downwards, it also drags your nose's cartilage down, which makes it look bigger).

I think that's everything. I've only been doing this a month and I've seen great changes - my face looks wider, sturdier, more photogenic, etc. I don't mean to imply I was a 2 out of 10 and am now a 10, it's just that there are obvious changes for the better, so this definitely works. Obviously the changes will keep coming as I keep doing this, but it takes a lot of work to make sure your resting posture is different, because it's a consistent change that affects your looks.
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>>6399214
To I guess answer your question better; obviously your skull has a fixed amount of bone, so it's not like you are losing bone, what you're doing is remodeling it, so what happens is your jaws become more horizontal if they are set downwards and in turn this gives you a face that is shorter, though you still have the same amount of bone. Someone with a melting face just has insanely weak facial muscles, so the features stop looking so droopy and low on your face when you improve the muscle tone.
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I keep leaving shit out of my posts. When you do the push swallow and you stop using your cheek muscles for that, overtime they "wither", which creates the hollow cheekbones that some, but not all good looking people have. I will attach a picture of Johnny Depp in his prime, where his face looks inhuman with definition.

Johnny had a very angular jaw, which you can see even from a frontal view; his side cheekbones are very defined, and his hollow cheeks make him look very unique. I am unsure of how long it will take to hollow the cheeks, but just like any bodybuilder could attest - muscles do shrink when you don't use them.

Fuck, I can't attach the pic.

Here's a link: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ef/e5/99/efe59993507ad2fbc52eddff0cbe4a9b.jpg
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>>6399261
>>6399305
>>6399333
Thank you for all this information, much appreciated. I've been consciously keeping my tongue in the right place for a while now, I think there's been subtle change but either way it stops me from walking around with my mouth open which is good.

I'm gonna make sure to get some hard chewing gum too.
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>>6399369
No problem. If you're going to buy it off of eBay, get the brand that's spelled "Maotixa Xiou" and has EAMA on the box. You can get it in the chewing gum or get it in crystals, which become gum after you chew them. I have both and say they are about equal.

If you have really weak chewing muscles, you won't be able to chew for more than like 5 minutes in the beginning, the gum is really really tough.
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Hopefully this is the last thing I forgot - you'll likely see your behavior automatically change as your face becomes different. It's not a consistent thing for me, but one time I went to the grocery store right after chewing the gum for over an hour - it was a really tough chewing session, so everything in my face was swollen and protruding. While sitting in the parking lot, I could feel my cheekbones poking out dramatically, which also gave me "resting douche face", ya know how the popular kids in school used to kinda look stoned while staring off into space? It was like that and I just felt so much more confident in myself automatically - older women were staring at me while I sat in my car and I felt like "of course they're staring at me, I'm good looking" instead of the usual "where do I put my eyes?".

I think it's fair to say that brain chemistry is correlated to your facial structure, which may help explain why good looking people are mostly extroverts.
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>>6398123
PUREST FORM OF LOVE
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>>6397863
Ah you cunts... tricking me sometimes look better then chicks i dunno what to do.
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>>6400917
*than
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>>6397863
oh my god who is that?
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