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>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No tumblr shit
>No *actions*
>No drama
Previous >>6324713
Let's do our best, girls!
nth for on a diet
2nd for susan's is dead so it looks like i'm posting in this shithole tonight
>>6325500
Is "too-depressed-to-eat" a diet?
>tfw someone makes a new thread before you
>>6325501
oh wow red this is a really good photo of your tummy.
tummies are my favorite desu, i love grabbing a handful of tummy while im spooning with a girl
>>6325504
no but "depressed and eating everything" is
i forgot to eat until 5;00 PM twice this past week
still posting tummies?
I-I'm sorry kiwi, I made the thread not knowing you were making one.
I-I'm also sorry your boyfriend beat you up, but you are making the right choice by staying with him
anyone else have a gay bf lose interest :(
>>6325501
Thats more than a tummy, Red.
What is information that transwomen don't want chasers to know?
how are u mtfg
how was ur day
and how are you?
>>6325509
Can kinda see your nips at the top of the box
Those flat ass hips, god damn put on some weight
>>6325513
if you suck my dick dry you're basically taking distilled hormones and going to end up a girl too
How can i troll a transwoman?
>>6325509
are we?
>>6325508
>been up for like 14 hours
>ate breakfast and nothing else
I even went up to look at food and even though I'm getting that hunger-weakness I still didn't feel like eating any of it ;\
>>6325513
transwomen like being chased no matter how much they tell you they dislike it
>>6325500
nth for "w-wait, how many cups of teas did I drink today to make me full fuller?"
>>6325515
yes u have to answer how are u twice
>>6325513
we secretly hope that some day you all stop fetishizing us and start loving us
>>6325521
i'll just wind up waking up at 10:00 AM then just go do something besides eating and its bad because i'll feel light headed and nauseous
>>6325525
how could anyone love a soulless transperson lol
>>6325516
>went to the doctor
>3 pounds less than last time
I don't want to be a twig
>>6325514
What sort of diet, then?
>>6325526
I have a need to eat as soon as I wake up or I don't feel right
>>6325525
>loving a lunatic
No thanks
>>6325532
You were supposed to lose weight before HRT really kicks in, at this point you can just start gaining and it'll mostly go to your hips instead of your stomach
>>6325528
this is why we wont fuck you
>>6325531
im the opposite. Unless I ate a particularly light dinner the night before I just can't stomach food in the early morning. I gotta go run or do something like that first. At that point I usually just wait for lunch.
>go to the bank, relatively nice despite everyone outside being drunk idiots
>drunk couple remarks on my similarity to scarlett johansson, run as fast as i can
>at the bank, take cash out of work card to put into account
>"cash deposits are temporarily unavailable"
>mfw
>walk to the gas station to get hot cheetos, there are none so i have to settle for sun chips
>guy hits on me as he opens the door for me, but nothing too bad
>finally almost home, pissed off that i can't put my money in the bank but i was left alone so i'm good
>see a tall guy talking to this girl outside next to my building, and i look for my keys to open it
>wonder why someone locked the door since it's like 1 am and everyone should be asleep
>here someone behind me
>it's the tall frat guy
>"wait, do you live here?"
>U-UM
>talk to him for a bit as he tells me he goes to desales and just moved in last month
>"i was wondering why i hadn't seen you yet!"
>i-i don't get out much
>"why were you out so late tonight?"
>oh i had to go to the bank
>"oh...well, that's cool! do you go to school around here as well?"
>n-no, i just live here
>"so you just work at the bank?"
>n-n-no, i was just going there to run an errand
>"running errands at 1 am, huh?"
>y-yes
>"my name is -----, it's really great to meet you"
>puts his hand out to shake mine
>shake his hand and he pulls me a bit up the stairs
>keeps talking as i'm literally running to my door at this point
>"hey, so, i was just wondering, if maybe-"
>SORRY I HAVE TO GO
>"o-oh, alright. it was really, really nice to meet you Edie."
>t-tHANKS BYE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6325516
hey, it's hard trying to maintain the same weight when your metabolism is stupidly fast
>>6325529
nth for eating 3 meals a day and STILL losing weight
>>6325534
damnit, I'm screwed.
I'm like 160 at 6'2.
>>6325506
>>6325510
>>6325529
>>6325492
is it too late to go with ya'll and join in the fun?
>>6325532
I would reciprocate tum smooch~<3
>>6325539
>hey, it's hard trying to maintain the same weight when your metabolism is stupidly fast
Add stomach problems to that and you get me.
>>6325538
That's pretty awful, sorry your day sucked :c
>>6325525
Why wouldn't transwomen want chasers to know this though?
whoa i can not fol low the rate of these fuc king threads
>>6325538
do you not like frat boy?
Tuxedo Mask is such a creeper
>>6325552
all they hear is that there's a chance as long as they're persistent and pretend to be in love
>>6325553
not everyone is cut out for the football team, kid
>>6325552
Because that'd make it easier for them to hurt us. Any information you give a sociopath is a weapon they can use against you.
Just threw up the cookout I ate. diets are boring.
>>6325528
>not being able to love anyone regardless of gender
>>6325558
ty but if i'm here, u kno i would'v already tried leaving
a reminder of the option couldn't hurt tho, i guess
>>6325560
that's not a diet that's an eating disorder
>>6325538
._.
>tfw you can't hold your gfs hand and keep the boys away
i'm so hungryy
>>6325529
t-thank you bexe
>>6325538
frat guys are weird
best steer clear
>>6325551
>awful
>got hit on, couldn't put hundreds of dollars she made in the bank, couldn't get the chips she likes, got ogled for being pretty
>awful
>awful
I hate this fucking thread
where is the sympathy for people who can barely make it out the door, who have no money
>>6325564
>being able to love
birdy you absolute normie
>tfw drunk but not drunk enough to forget you are a man
>>6325551
>>6325554
;__________________;
it's not that he's not nice or whatever, i just HATE meeting my second floor neighbors.
the building i live in aaalways has frat guys moving in, and when i meet them it literally makes my life so much more fucking difficult
you know how awkward it is to be moaning nonstop for work and then to meet these horny frat guys who hit on me all the time? ;__;
WHO MIGHT HEAR ME AND KNOW WHERE I LIVE??? like it's not enough that every time i leave my apartment it smells like sexy sweaty men.
I HAVE A DICK LIKE THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLAN, I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING HIM LIKE THE PLAGUE
>>6325567
>>6325569
;____________________________________;
>>6325548
im 5 foot 8-ish and 155 lbs
my pants measurement is 29-30 (i think? idk) and its goddamn impossible to find any that ever fit because american clothes are made for fat people
hey, I've got a semi-swollen, painful red line on my gt from tucking all day, does anyone know what this means? Should I see a doctor?
>>6325550
that sounds rough ;~;
>>6325566
i didnt throw up the peanut butter I ate this morning
>>6325570
we complain all the time so they stop paying attention, which is healthier actually since you stop looking for validation.
>>6325538
:( that's really shit, i'm sorry ppl just pull that on u
>>6325565
english please?
IM SICK OF SHAVING BODY HAIR
REEEEEEEE
>>6325570
Yeah I don't understand at all, why did she also post a crying reaction image? Even if that guy was hitting on her and she wasn't interested why would it illicit such an emotional response? Why even care?
>>6325574
one order of buttered buns please
>>6325583
as the hormones work it should slowly become the same as female hair if you pluck it.
it doesn't affect facila hair, though.
>>6325583
Then epilate or pluck it instead
>>6325577
rub baby oil on it. I can help
>>6325586
>you just have BDD
"no"
>>6325591
exactly what someone with bdd would say
>>6325585
>tfw no buttered buns
>>6325577
eh it's usually fine, I just have a small appetite which my family always pokes fun at me for. Because I'm so scrawny, a few guys have tried to get me to start going to the gym to "bulk up". LMAO.
>>6325589
>pluck
how, theres so much
>>6325574
I'm sorry but is it ok for me to laugh a little bit at the frat boy going
"Damn that girl smells like dick"
>>6325581
eh, idk if what i'm saying is that important. just reiterating the truism that i would have already tried leaving like anyone else
>>6325568
p-pls kiwi, I'm sorry ;~;
>>6325596
buy an epilator or wax
>>6325593
>>6325575
>because american clothes are made for fat people
girls have hips, so girl pants are generally made for people with hips that are bigger than 30"
>>6325600
i have an epliator but it hurts a lot
how good does waxing work? can I just buy those wax strip things?
>>6325601
yes it is. normal people accept and deal with the kind of minor problems you have, being unable to move away from them and molding your interactings to fit them is the issue here.
>>6325602
>girls have hips
>ywn have hips
>>6325603
waxing is like aggressive epilating. You're pulling your hair out by the roots either way.
>>6325574
>I HAVE A DICK LIKE THIS WAS NOT IN THE PLAN,
time to get rid of that then and change your format to fucking all the guys in your building on cam
>>6325574
I got hit on by frat guys a few times
one time I was (unknowingly) walking with him to his place while showing him how to longboard
we come to his frat houses door and he's like "wanna come in and chill"?
And I was so awkward and confused that I said a hastily goodbye, got kissed on the cheek, and longboarded away
>get to victory road
>realize my party still is missing 2 permanent members
who should I add?
>>6325577
>does anyone know what this means?
it means the reversal process has begun
in about 3 weeks it should have completely turned into a vagina and all your y chromosomes will get approximately 100,000,000 base pairs longer
enjoy being cis
>>6325603
I've never tried waxing. For what I understand it hurts more but is quicker.
>>6325574
I get u. I live in a house and my housemate heard me moan on chaturbate a lot cause they would come in quietly. I ended up sucking them off on there and made way more money.
COLLEGE BOY FACE FUCKS CRYING SHEMALE! would sell well
>>6325602
>being so deep in the closet you eat dinner with fucking Aslan the Lion
>buying/wearing girl pants
you're funny. I just get dockers alpha because its slim-fitting khaki for work pants and whatever the hell cheap black skinny jeans they have at target
>>6325611
forgot image
>>6325609
I've had irl relationships just fine, I wouldn't want anyone selflabeled as a chaser anywhere near me.
It's hard to have selfesteem when you go for someone that literally sees you as a fetish object.
>hurr not all chasers
not everyone interested in someone who happens to be trans is a chaser.
>>6325605
>minor
kek. if they were minor, i wouldn't harp on them 24/7.
like i can deal with being a bit taller than my grantmother, but like my face is fucked. that isn't minor.
can anyone recommend some panties for tucking
>invited to party
>dont go
mwhahahaa
>>6325612
>be a hon
>all the young transitioners fall over themselves laughing finding this shit funny
>found this stuff funny for a little bit early in my transition
>never ended up passing
>now this stuff just makes me cry
>>6325580
>>6325585
>>6325608
>>6325614
>>6325615
;______________________________________;
>>6325597
he smells like dick!!
every single morning he takes a hot shower and he leaves the door open and the entire hall smells like post-gym frat guys and it's a curse
A CURSE!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW I KNOW THE GUY!!! I SHOOK HIS HAND!!!! HE WAS CHECKING ME OUT!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER. O V E R
>>6325620
it's all you talk about, of course it doesn't seem minor to you. that's why people keep telling you you have body image issues.
you look okay. not great at all but okay. you don't get to be whoever you want to be, you deal with what you have.
>>6325623
>don't get invited to party
>don't go
pretty much my life in highschool ngl
>>6325624
How old were you when you first started HRT familam?
>>6325625
you are going to let him dick your sensitive boi-pucci aren't you?
>>6325615
yeah I guess that counts as non-normie
>>6325625
hes jacking off to your moans right now
>>6325625
>not enjoying dick smell or frat guy musk
>>6325630
get ready for a new installment of Edie-Faye fight-a-mania.
>>6325623
>>6325627
>invite friends to party at x location
>don't show up myself
>>6325625
b-butt your buttered buns
>>6325625
>tfw this post doesn't even arouse me in the slightest
the lesbification process is complete
>>6325596
Its not impossible
>>6325643
nth for puru looks like a man
>>6325639
>>invite friends to party at x location
>>don't show up myself
next level
>>6325630
>>6325633
>>6325640
;__________________________________;
>>6325634
b-but i do enjoy it wHICH IS WHY IT'S A CURSE!!!!
>>6325656
she was asking me, kouhai
>>6325649
she's literally only ever posted one old photo here with short (ish) hair
trust me, she really doesn't
>>6325623
good, dodged a bullet desu
>>6325625
>>6325644
why's that ;~;
Where do you girls buy bras?
I just want the most basic everyday cheap thing I can get but all these ones on amazon are so expensive..
>>6325656
>>6325646
>>6325658
>started at 20
nvm cancelling all future appointments and flushing all my spiro down the toilet
>>6325634
red those smells are fucking gross
What are you listening mtfg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l404tUm1-xc
>>6325657
ya i was wondering which one was u..?
>>6325629
more importantly. After how long on hormones should i call it quits if i dont pass?
>>6325626
reallythe only problem with my body image is, well, the body. well mainly the face. i'd be okay with looking okay. hell even if i looked like shit, but stood any chance at passing i'd be cool with it. but that's not the case as it stands.
>>6325650
honestly past like 13-14 age doesn't matter. it's all about genetics. you could start at 18 or 30, you'll still end up the same.
>>6325667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-5aUFoF9g
>>6325664
It's ok I started at 20 too
The +/-1 year isn't as significant as what your actual features are like
>>6325669
if you were okay with being a man from the start why did you even get on hormones?
it's kind of an until dead deal, even if you don't pass you'll look better than you would otherwise.
>>6325654
its funny cause u like it dont u. youre some little exhibitionist. you like that we know whatsgoing on. you like being on display when camming and you like that your neighbors hear you moaning as you touch yourself.
>>6325667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkkeq6n-Uw
>>6325677
>trying to shame someone for being an exhibitionist
why? there's no loss
>>6325676
I meant give up on passing, not on being a tranny.
>>6325520
that's a boy. you can even see the confused look in their eyes
>>6325682
cause she will get off on it and so will I
>>6325535
i don't want to fuck you. that'd be creepy and gay
>>6325671
hm. ya 30 can prob b p rough, but it might not b. nearly everyone here feels like a hon sometimes.
tonight i saw myself in the mirror and i looked good and i feel like that hasn't happened in like forever and i wanted to take pictures of myself, but i really have nothing that would take good pictures of me and i don't even kno what would. :/ so much is just in our head and stays there. it's often wrong, encasing you in a sort of mock-protection, but really just keeping you hostage
>>6325677
l-l-l-lewd!!!!!
>>6325678
;_;
>>6325678
men r gross
>>6325670
>honestly past like 13-14 age doesn't matter. it's all about genetics. you could start at 18 or 30, you'll still end up the same.
the genetics meme is bullshit
>>6325683
you shouldn't worry too much about that.
you can pass with a manface if you compensate in every single other aspect, there are women out there that look like men.
ideally you should go full time as soon as you feel ready, but it really depends on a ton of factors and you shouldn't make yourself suffer for no reasson.
>>6325669
14 months
if you don't get "ma'am" by then you might wanna reconsider
>>6325691
I am a hon though, I don't just feel like one
I am one
>>6325662
ikr?? as long as i keep tricking my coworkers into thinking im an interesting person im gonna have to keep dissing them. normies.
>>6325693
ur gross
>>6325688
>this girl, she's un-fucking-belivable
>>6325619
>I've had irl relationships just fine
That's good. I keep forgotting that chasers have a negative connotation with transpeople.
>>6325644
>I'll never stop hating myself though :3
You will subconsciously seek out terrible relationships, and feel like you deserve them if you hate yourself like i do.
I'm gonna go to bed. Too sleepy. byebye mtfg.
>>6325704
>I keep forgotting that chasers have a negative connotation with transpeople.
i dun get it desu
>>6325704
>I keep forgotting that chasers have a negative connotation with transpeople.
well, that's why we have a word to define them. otherwise they would just be guys.
>>6325697
Ma'am your hand seems to be covering something in this picture..
>>6325667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEF4S1KpBdI
>>6325679
Aw I hope it gets better soon especially with the mones, hopefully you'll get back on them soon
>>6325688
I'm sick and miserable
how you doing qtpie
>>6325701
also because parties are awful, went to a party once many years ago, never again.
>>6325625
>tfw you love the smell of fresh pussy
>tfw in love with a trans girl
>tfw you will never bury you face into that smell again
;__________;
>>6325709
Ma'am, could you pleas stop pocking my back with your dick?
>>6325706
>the age meme is worse. it's more about your features.
age makes your features worse
if I had've transitioned at 18 I wouldn't be bald or have sunken eyes or bad skin
>>6325707
sleep tight
>>6325702
>edie
>calling me gross
>>>/out/
goodnight
>>6325712
you'll have to get used to sucking dick
>>6325719
at least edie passes and can actually get laid lmao
>>6325711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFKylgGk73I
there was an old fmv game called Ripper that used that song and had this great line.
>>6325693
[2]
>>6325720
goodnight ^^
>>6325716
but hair and skin are two things hrt is great at compensating.
>>6325729
only if you're young
>>6325721
yes please
>>6325693
i love men!
>>6325722
eddie ur trip went away put it back on
>>6325710
uuh i really dont think i remember the last party i went to..i went to some in high school my senior year..i wore a cheap gown to one and played it off smooth like it was cool and i wasn't trans or anything.
>>6325716
well, he difference isn't really much for most. i still have g-po's eyes and shit, but hrt just werks for skin.
>tfw you're having dumb drunk thoughts about your ex.
GODDAMNIT
HERE COME THE TEARS
>>6325737
unless you're a hon and it does nothing
>>6325727
I dunno, I feel sick to my stomach and weak and sore all over
>>6325736
wew lass that's pretty cute
>>6325731
y-yeah and then you'll get addicted to dick and start fucking boys whilst remaining in an open relationship with edie
>>6325712
i uh can't interpret my own smell properly, but um at least in other trans women on hrt, i really don't feel like it's just a cheesy meme that they don't smell like dick anymore
>>6325730
not at all.
and why would you need hair recovery before you lose hair? just add the recommended dosis of finasteride.
how tf do you convert html to webm ugh i really suck with computers
>>6325739
tbqh all i got was gyno and nicer skin.
>>6325750
>convert html to webm
>>6325742
i was angsty and i guess you could say i was fighting the man. i had hair that was midback length and i cried after cutting it off.
Guys how do I convert my text files to MP3 compact discs
>Tfw you're ex-gf is followed on twitter by porn stars and producers and makes $200 a hour camming and you're a gross hon who's only made $20-30 per hour ><
>>6325755
yeah i really am? lol sorry everyone ill figure out wtf is going on
>>6325758
good one faye sick reference
#blonde #aryan #noroots
@mtfg
xD
>>6325759
trip on faye
>>6325767
I said this before and I will say it again.... poles aren't white you fucking jew
>>6325712
>tfw i'll never have a guy's cock in my face before he pins me down and does whatever he wants to me
w-well i think there's only one way to fix this, desu.... ;_;
>>6325759
I'm wondering if there'd be a market for the body horror variety of hi-octane nightmare fuel in camming... Because that could actually be fun.
>>6325756
poor thing, why'd you cut it and how short?
>>6325774
I wish camming became the new medium for alternative filmmakers experimenting with live horror and surrealism.
I'm very drunk tonight but like, I know it's common but does anyone/did anyone else here have these worries about wondering whether they'd miss having a dick because on a personal level they thought vags were kinda gross?
Like I know it feels off on me, and I have friends who went through the same questions because of the whole "if I like dick that much will I like have a vag" thing, but I figured it might be a funny question.
>>6325759
better than minimum wage or being unemployed
at least you're not a hon monster and can do it
>>6325767
cute crop on your hands, great work.
>>6325759
>$20-30 per hour
some people break their backs for $8 an hour, why are you complaining.
>>6325773
I said hi on your cherterbert thing and some faggot mod silenced me
the fuck
shame on you
>>6325779
Even with an orchi I had those "what am I doing to myself" thoughts.
>>6325778
Traumatising guys with a surprise vagina dentata sounds good really. And you can take that sooo much further. I have latex, doll eyes, fake teeth and so much stuff that sits unused...
>>6325788
>Traumatising guys with a surprise vagina dentata sounds good really
but I thought you were lesb
>>6325788
>tfw you can't have your wisdom teeth implanted in the vag
It would be two birds with one stone ;-;
>>6325794
I'm asexual, really. And I was talking about camming. Not having sex with props. That would just be awkward.
>>6325784
i'm sorry, but what can i say? i need a big dick ;-;
>>6325785
wat
>>6325798
please don't fish
I'm not in the mood to tell you that you're not
>>6325777
i think...it was after i went to a mental institute for a while and went i got out i was trying to commit 100% to repressing and ignoring all my problems..and pretty short..also dyed purple.
>>6325799
>gets srs
>sexuality starts slipping
soon you'll be drinking gin at bars and taking home a different 19 year old boy to fuck his mind out every night
>>6325798
Nah, you can't pretend being both a pretty boy and a hon, doesn't work that way. And you're neither, girl...
>>6325800
Now I want big dick!
>>6325808
red is pre-op so she is still a cis male
>>6325806
You know, that could happen, if I could have any kind of pleasure. I can't and never will be able to unless genetic neurological therapy makes a huge leap, which won't happen in my lifetime. As it stands, sex is an ordeal I go through for the sake of love, I'm not going to have one night stands with anyone...
>>6325800
No I get it I mean, I'd probably have gone done on you by now if you had a nice perfectly trimmed cunny, I just umphhhh, need that so much in my life RN
>>6325818
aren't you supposed to convince her to keep her tinkler? isn't that what chasers do?
>>6325815
w-w-what am I supposed to do
femboys can't be femboys if they get cunnies
>>6325812
Garçon féminin? Straight out of that genderqueer anthem from my early years... http://youtu.be/SWtiCRntA-E
>>6325820
I'm happy with whatever she has, I love her, not her genitals
>tfw end up flooded and nauseous cuz this MDMA is way stronger than I'm used to
>>6325812
je suis un femme : ^ )
>>6325820
Funny thing: some chasers have a fetish for the idea that they're fucking virgin pussy.
Which is of course wrong, even if they made a hymen it would be instantly broken by at least one of the steps of immediate post-surgical care. But I guess it's kind of like being an awkward virgin again (;-; that's not as fun a thought as it could be)
>>6325825
That's rather healthy.
>>6325826
Be careful.
>>6325826
>>6325786
I figure it's a normal scare to have before something big, it's just like, omg. Vag was an acquired taste for me and my fantasies are still almost always about men (although andro girls are hmmmm).
Maybe I should just write Brassard and tell him imma be a femboy again. And have surgery anyway because power bottom. Clearly that should show him how sane I truly am.
>>6325831
You can get your hymen post-op. North African plastic surgeons have mastered the art of making girls cis virgins once more before their wedding...
>>6325804
I'm sorry for all that, but it's good at least that you're out of that phase now and making the transition
>>6325840
>ywn be a transvirginity cis girl
Yeah I know about this desu, first time it was mentioned was my half-sister raeging about it.
>>6325826
:( flooded?
i get nausea from stimulants, oddly keep wondering if domperidone would help, but i worry abt even a slight amt crossing the blood brain barrier... melatonin helps me with stimulant nausea too tho (but it's also slightly centrally antidopaminergic) so idk if its what u want to try while on mdma?
>>6325845
Domperidone doesn't cross the blood brain barrier at all. That's what makes it a prime tool in managing nausea in Parkinson's patients.
>>6325835
I'm safe haato don't worry
>>6325836
??
I'm not triggeres by this
>>6325845
Just overwhelmed by the feels. I mean I'm ok but certainly I do feel like I could be on less right about now
>>6325826
how much did you take?
>>6325818
God damn you are annoying and gross
>>6325859
I mean it don't die!
>>6325860
120mg
>>6325842
Cutting my hair was what I used to come out and go full-time this time around. Hadn't had a significant hair cut in more than a decade. So showing up at work with bangs and my hair ten centimetres shorter was an instant give away...
my brother says there is nothing feminine about me and he is right
my beard is so feminine
I can't help but feel like a woman when it itches and I have to scratch it
>>6325856
like i know it isnt metoclopramide but the blood brain barrier is a weird tempermental thing and not very black and white; same with the lipophobic vs lipophilic nature of drugs (not/) crossing it. it has been associated with some cases of causing/aggrevating movement disorder
>>6325862
>whole thread of dicks
>post one thing about pussy
>burn the witch
I'm sorry I like girls? When did this become a straight board?
>>6325871
you're proof that transbians aren't that bad <3
>>6325871
Well, it used to be. Better this way. Pretty significant /tlg/ died out.
>>6325871
burn the heretic
What do you do when you really hope someone dies so you don't have to think about them again. But that person is loved by everyone you know.
>tfw ur house floods
>>6325876
you kill them, don't get caught and then act sad
>>6325876
Look inward to correct outward problems.
>>6325863
I won't I'm even less nauseous this time I think
>>6325878
How'd that happen Ausfriend?
>>6325878
fuuuuuck
my house only got about a 2mm layer of water
post your Fuck Marry Kill with trips RIGHT NOW!!!
>>6325876
Wouldn't work. Someone you think too much about dying would only make you think about them more. Knowing that has been a real barrier to suicide for me. I want to disappear and be forgotten all the time, and I deeply know it doesn't work that way. It's torture.
>>6325873
I tried tlg, I even switched when it started, it was pretty hostile to anyone being bi or gay, the dollface mafia was gunning down lesbians in the street it was dark times
But then like tlg became slow with just two people talking to each other, and I forced myself back to the main gen out of boredom
>>6325871
You're gross because you're gross not because you like pussy. Uncle fucking Jaye talking about cunny again. Why do you have to ruin every family get together.
>tfw I like qt girls but also love choking on fat cock
What do I do mtfg?
>>6325887
>fuck
Faye
>marry
flannel
>kill
sheen
>>6325891
Find a hung AGP transbian
>>6325887
Anon Anon and Anon
>>6325887
>fuck
nobody
>marry
my gf
>kill
myself
>>6325889
Well, /tlg/ near the end was a bit awkward, I guess, with mostly Syndie and I continuing our e-mail exchanges in there...
>>6325887
puru
puru
?????????
>>6325888
I'm having nightmares about them and it fucking blows. I just want them to cease existing like I never knew them.
>>6325887
Fuck
>Edie
Marry
>Edie
Kill
>dollface
>>6325887
Fuck Red
Marry Red
Kill Red(she's probably into it)
>>6325907
Shes definitely into it.
Gn
>>6325887
Fuck red
Marry Kit
Kill myself :)
>>6325912
Agh you startled me!
"Go away evil dogger"
>>6325904
Would be great if forgetting was that easy. Minds don't work that way, unfortunately.
>>6325916
Sweet dreams
>>6325909
Remember when she was friends with Adri until she called her and everyone else men with her trip on. She deleted her post straight away because she forgot to remove her trip but everyone already saw it.
Nini mtfg
I love you
Have a good nights sleep
>>6325918
Choke me
>>6325921
Maybe I should just kill myself instead.
>tfw switching youtube videos to 144p and waiting 10 mins for them to load
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3beK367tA
>>6325887
>fuck
Birdie
>marry
Birdie
>kill
Him and I when he tries to leave me
>>6325929
I know it will sound hypocritical coming from me, but don't. It only ever causes more misery for those around you.
>>6325909
>>6325890
I'm sorry I'm not a gay boy on estrogen. I'm just making assumptions here, because they're literally the only group on earth that have this violent of a reaction to a a post mentioning a vagina
>>6325934
My shrink can handle those loss of income I think.
>>6325935
You'd be surprised at the variety of people who have violent reactions to vaginas being openly mentioned. There's a reason why the Vagina Monologues were written...
>>6325935
Don't talk about gay boys on estrogen like that, red might get triggered
>>6325933
>>6325935
>tfw gay man who convinced himself he is trans
>>6325935
Once again it isn't about vaginas and lesbians. It's you.
>>6325938
The vagina monologues are not trans inclusive and should be banned from colleges!
>>6325912
g-go away evil dogger!
>>6325943
Did you move out?
OK, if I manage to get up, I'll have breakfast then try again to convince my mother to let me do her nails. Will be the first time she wears any kind of makeup in more than four decades if I succeed...
>>6325935
>only gay boys on estrogen can be mean
Fucking sexist much? It's funny because you are more of a gay boy on estrogen than anyone else here.
>>6325938
>There's a reason
Eve Ensler was hungry and desperately trying to break out in Off-Broadway?
>>6325946
I don't get the hate for Faye. Jealous because you have a crush on edie or what?
>>6325943
Too much rain in Australia
What is this?
>>6325960
Does anyone really have a crush on Edie?
>>6325962
climate change
>>6325959
I don't like it much when the cynical take is somewhat right, but the fact that it was a major success still shows it filled a void in public expression...
>>6325965
It's meant to be getting hotter though
should I go to the festival thing tomorrow and have to see all the pretty girls in summer clothes or should I stay home a feel like a gross faggot by myself please help me decide
>>6325963
I'm pretty sure there are many who do.
>>6325974
I really don't think there are. I don't even know why you think there would be.
>>6325969
That's me, drunken cynic, I rain on all parades for free.
>>6325962
brisbane had like 100mm of rain
and btw, not everywhere in australia is desert :P
>>6325979
So, should I call you Statler or Waldorf? Astoria, maybe? Got to admit cynics are needed anyway.
>>6325980
I know, I live here
I just don't really expect enough rain to fall to cause a flood v.v
Never happened to my area afaik
>>6325981
You've already been told it isn't because of vaginas.
>>6325985
You live in NSW right?
thought you guys would have warmer weather desu
>>6325982
Because she thinks it's a stupid luxury and a waste of time, and doesn't want me to? Just to show her she can like it too, I guess... Already sold her on the idea of using a hardening primer because she's always complaining her nails are chipping...
>>6325985
Is your arse still getting fucked by a hon?
>>6325980
Adelaide had like 1mm of rain.
It rained from the moment I got off of the bus to the moment I got inside. Not a drop before or after.
Fucking rain.
>>6325492
>transwomen always complaining about straight guys not dating them
>straight but attracted to transwomen because I think a woman with a penis is attractive
>transwomen don't like their penises
>think guys who are attracted to them for that are evil
Well I guess that'll never happen then.
>>6325925
>>6325960
lol everyone but newfags know that Faye is a shitter and a fetishist
she drops her trip to shitpost with herself to appear popular, uses the same trip because she insane and likes any attention, and she attacks her friends as anon for cheap laughs. she doesn't care about anyone here.
>>6325993
>only hons do feminine things
Wew lad good job we aint hons bro :^)
>>6326001
>Wew lad good job we aint hons bro :^)
I was implying that her mum didn't pass without it.
>>6325986
Oh well then make a point? They said it was about vagina, then it's not about vagina, and now I'm just trying to see how many times I can say vagina while slipping in lyrics from the fresh prince because I'm that bored
>tfw just woke up and have to leave for work in 90 mins
._.
hi girls how is everyone rn???
>>6325999
I'm already convinced all trips are sociopaths that don't care about anyone.
>>6325998
well as long as you like other things about me besides the dick it's not really an issue for me.
>>6326005
wanting to be dead because I'm a man
>>6326005
sorry about your work :c
im in my nightly rut of wanting to die
>>6326005
Kit, your sleeping schedule must be fucked :/
>>6326009
:c You're not a man sheen, don't say that
>>6326005
Bit better. Still crying when I post here, but I have to get over that.
>>6326004
You said it was about vaginas. I'm not going to bother explaining it to you because you're fucking stupid.
>>6326005
Now who spends too much time working huh
and I'm great, my best friend finally got the boy she was lusting after to ask her out so the sympathy happy is flooding over me
>>6326009
>>6326011
you two girls omgg ;__;
>>6326012
it is kinda. i got home from work at like, 7 but i was feeling a bit ill so i couldn't get to sleep till like 9ish even tho i was trying, and i just woke up at like 3:50 or something idk. ;_;
>>6326014
i hope you start feeling better soon
>>6326017
hey claire !!! i got your message on skype it was really nice :3
and i only work a lot on the weekends so its not so bad !! im happy for your friend as well !! she is lucky to have a friend like you
>>6326007
I care too much about literally everyone else over myself. It's a problem
>>6326019
You're kind of like Angie.
What do you think, girls?
>>6326022
Typical thing an egotist says.
>>6326007
in 2016? yeah. nobody gives a flying fuck about anyone anymore
I miss a lot of them.
>>6326008
I wouldn't date you solely for that, but that would be one of the reasons I'd be attracted to you/ask you out, which seems to be something a lot of people on here complain about.
That may come off as shallow, but I don't see it in that way, I wouldn't date a transwoman for that reason alone, but it would attract me to her.
>>6326024
Please do it I hope they don't have internet.
I went on trip to the other botanic gardens to take pictures (really to try and put my mind off dysporia for a while).
It's winter so it was quiet and wet. Perfect weather.
In fact it was great until I saw a young couple sit down at the bench I was gonna have lunch. He dried off the seat for her with his coat and they huddled up.
If I could express emotion, I would have broken down. Thanks Testosterone for saving the trouble!
It wasn't all bad though. I saw pic related on the bus stop on the way home.
Better than the usual graffiti, I guess.
>>6326021
Night shifts aren't the best if you want to retain a normal sleep schedule
>>6326029
why don't you like me anon? :(
Classic 1990s Teenage mutant ninja turtles is on scifi rn, why is this the best thing ever?
>>6326024
I don't think I could.
Variety is the spice of life. I don't think I could live in any kind of homogenised community.
>>6326024
remember kaylas idea to buy some land in the middle of nowhere and building individual small houses and a central office building with a common room, cinema, dining room and kitchen
>>6326034
It's not. You're a 33 year old man on a cambodian flute carving forum talking to gender confused teenagers.
>>6326032
yeah sometimes i can go ok and like, the day after the weekend or work i can ajust it and it will be fiine but other times i will sleep through and ruin everything. im better this year, last year i was up till like 8am every morning and sleepiing till 5 or 6 .__.
but it fits my life currently to work weekends cause of my studying... i kinda enjoy it and the money is quite good (iif i manage to get tips ) so idk. its not a long term thing for me, that's for sure.
>>6326024
GOOD GOD NO
THIS PLACE IS BAD ENOUGH
JUST IMAGINE BEING SURROUNDED BY TRIP DRAMA 24/7
NO
NO
PLS
NO
>>6326024
Probably a cult.
>>6326039
>teenagers
>here
Most are over 20 desu senpai
>>6326039
>age wrong
>gender wrong
>board wrong
>age of posters wrong
Nice quads
>>6326040
Hmm
I can see why you wanna keep
Money is always good
I'm so scared. I've been on HRT for a while now, and it's starting to show, yeah? I'm even semi-passing, in that non-white folk sometimes call me "miss" without me even trying. And I haven't really. Tried, that is. I'm just so scared. Life up until now has always been such shit, and I've.. I've always held transition as this whole "it gets better" promise. Not like some miracle cure or anything, but as a turning point to not have a completely miserable existence..
But now that it's on my doorstep, I'm afraid. What if I'm fucked? What if I actually try and I end up being a complete failure, or worse? What if I lose the one thing I held hopes for, the one thing that kept me going during those quiet nights? I'm so so scared, mtfg..
>>6326034
by accident, it shouldn't have been good but it was because the production team decided to make the best movie they could based on the source material and technology instead of treating it cynically.
>>6326048
Glad to see you are still dropping trip with your phone as much as ever Faye.
>>6326050
yeah its nice !
>>6326041
umm yeh im feeling a lot better rn, although i have work soon but... its ok, once its done i can focus on my exams for this week
are you enjoying your sunday??
>>6326042
No such thing as anons and trips irl, feels good actually, you should try it someday...
>>6326055
It's objectively the best turtle movie
Turtles 2 and 3 - banned from pulling weapons to sell toys
Turtles animated movie - animated and terrible
Turtles reboots - michale bay lens flare and more about the humans then the turtles
>>6325935
90% of people who like vagina are males.
Just sayian.
>>6326054
It's only natural to feel nervous and scared
its important to take the first step, everything else is easier afterwards
>>6326065
10% is more than enough to fit in, though...
>>6326042
people would be much more subdued IRL, if something like someone borrowed something of someone elses were to happen. instead of a screaming match like what would happen between two cis girls it would be two nervous trans girls apologising to each other.
even edie wouldn't walk around nude or anything even though she is an exhibitionist
there's no food in my house and all the grocery places closed 15 minutes ago so does anyone have any recommendations of what I should go eat?
other than McDicks preferably
>>6326024
fuck it why not
yolo :)
>>6326054
It's a sad truth that a fair amount of the people here will eventually kill themselves. I've already set up a will so that everything I own goes to the ones I love rather than my family and i'm only 19
but taking steps no matter how strange they make me seem outwardly has pushed me further and further from that place and even though I'm still a man and I hate my body, hope just keeps on flooding in
>>6326059
Sunday has been great so far!
Picnic with best friend on the roof of a hotel that has a beautiful garden + I'm about to go get some take out so I'm ^^
>>6325873
Looks like /tlg/ died because all you creepy agp's migrated to this general. You're like locusts, you move to one place and take it over.
Don't worry /mtfg/ I've been gone for a year but now I'm back to clean house. You might remember my work, I started the /mtfg/ riots of 2015 and nearly wiped out most of the transbian filth while causes most trips to stop posting and even a few detransitoned and committed suicide.
I'm back and I'm gonna burn this mother to the ground. : )
>>6326075
I might walk around nude a bit, though... Yeah, I know, more nightmare fuel...
>>6326047
idk their profile seems pretty legit and if they weren't serious they probably wouldn't be contacting ppl here from france
>>6326079
Please do. I want this place back to how it was last Spring.
>>6326068
The likely hood that you are part of that 10% is highly unlikely though. Maybe you're just a straight man.
>>6326075
this sounds so cute!
>>6326065
But studies have shown up to 60% of women find women attractive, anon I'm going to have to revoke your math license
>>6326054
Just live openly as yourself and it'll all fall in line, dysphoria never goes away, but eventually if you live as a woman, it'll just be who you are.
>>6326084
bikini minimum
do whatever you want in your room
>>6326079
I'll help senpai. This place is a fucking embarrassment to transwomen.
>mfw drunk has opened my door for the third time tonight
JESUS CHRIST DO I NEED A SIGN OR SOMETHING
thank god I only just went to bed or else he'd have puked everywhere thinking it was the bathroom
>>6326079
lol i think you might be making that up
and /tlg/ was started by douchebag trolls anyway i'm glad it died, i didn't like how it segmented the board esp. since i pretty much never went there
>>6326092
Sorry but your studies don't match up with reality faye nor are they creditable I'm afraid.
Most women are not into other women as much as you want them to be. :p
>>6326005
That sucks.
I thought your bar was a night shift tho, maybe idg the time zones involved :(
tfw not a cute girl
>>6326106
right
>tfw you get on mtfg and read your gf's cute posts
>>6326100
I'm sorry could you link me to your research?
I mean 100 percent of women I've been with like women, and that's a huge sample set
>>6326099
>lol I think you might be making that up.
lol you have no idea of the things I did here, the shocking part is I'm a trans girl. : )
>>6326094
>>6326086
There is power in numbers. Lend me your great strength anon's and promise to cause a shit storm so bad in this general only the dead will no peace from it.
Make /mtfg/ great again!
>>6326108
iktf
>>6326114
when did that happen though? who left?
>>6326113
>100% of the women I've been with like women
Unless you've been with a million women that is irrelevant.
You can link some your "creditable studies saying more then half of cis women are into women though. I need a good laugh.
>>6326089
Given I had a terf break up with me because in her own words I made her feel like a lesbian, that's unlikely. But yeah, I don't have the most stereotypical feminine personality around, I'll give you that.
Reminder, science says if you aren't bi master race, you're a man
>>6326116
I really need to start paying more attention, I don't remember you having a gf
Is it someone from here?
>>6326090
we build the main building first, camping on the land until the dining hall and kitchen is built then we all live in the dining hall for the first few weeks as we build the first cabins
then once the first cabins are done we all start living in there and build more cabins, slowly spreading ourselves out thinner and thinner until everyone has their own cabin with small kitchenette, bedroom and bathroom
Does anyone know how hard it is to legally change your name in australia??? idk if im going to do it soon or anything but im just curious the process or steps
>>6326076
oh that sounds really nice !! im kinda jealous rn !!
Will there ever be a surgery to reduce shoulder width and ribcage circumference?
These things about me give me such burning dysphoria and I can't stand it.
>>6326125
yes ^_^
>>6326127
haha ok!
>>6326124
Yeah this totally looks creditable.
>>6326075
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPghZ5cc_E
>>6326113
>100% of the women that dated me liked women
That's why they were dating a sexist alpha military dude that fucked their brains out every night?
>tfw you dilate on MDMA
Jesus Christ
>>6326124
>Dr, Qazi Rahman
Stopped reading there, he's a hack.
>>6326134
Who?
>>6326140
They told me I was like dating a girl pretty often
>>6326137
I'd does look creditable, but please mansplain it to me
>>6326141
I know you hate me and i know you think im creepy but I'm just lettiing you know, I would take care ofyou and love you and if you wanted to have sex with guys, that's fine with me, I would happily share you just to be a small part of your life.
Also I'm sorry for being so creepy and I wasn't 100% serious about getting your tripcode tattooed (unless you think thats a good idea)
>>6326141
>tfw no neovag to attempt an otherwise annoying process on drugs
>>6326145
puru ^_^
>>6326149
Those pics give me bad childhood nostalgia...
>>6326156
>tfw you don't know what puru looks like
This still sounds adorable though
>>6326154
S O O N
>>6326153
I don't hate you ;~; j just sometimes don't know how to reply;,__;
>>6326141
>you will never fuck elanna senselessly while shes on mdma so much all other sex she has pales in comparison
FUCK
>>6326163
Is it because I'm being too creepy?
>>6326154
I've never even a drug
I wouldn't know where to even get them
>>6326173
you have to have friends or be able to make them to get a dealer
>tfw exams start next week
>tfw super scare + panic about them
>>6326154
Very soon for you !!!!
>>6326162
she's really adorable :3
and she always makes me smile
>>6326177
that explains that
>>6326085
Sorry for the really late reply, but seriously don't go, it sounds shady as hell :c
>>6326163
>S O O N
triggered tbqh
I'm actually kinda terrified even though I prefer dick to be on other people.
>>6326167
Only a little bit ;~;
>>6326165
This is a feel that also makes me sad. Srsly I thought sex feels on MDMA were a meme but holy shit.
>nobody will ever execute you
>>6326182
>This group is for women and people who are trans, who want to create an ecovillage together.
kinda sounds like a utopia
i'm mostly being facetious, i can't pick up and leave my life right now ;_; tfw no portland
good to know you care though~
post how you feel as a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzPZx4rIOd0
>>6326192
i just want to die in my sleep
is that too much to ask?
>>6326201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrRDrz53Q1E
>>6326193
Just make sure you're really careful whenever something too good to be true pops up, okies? Don't want you (or anybody else) to get suckered by shady types :/
>>6326199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n--qRtxkouc
eurggghhhh
i hate being in the same house as my father
imagine a creepy old dude whos too touchy feely and who you have to live with
and you cant do anything
and you have to hide transition from for fear of abuse
>>6326206
Hello yes are you me
This is exactly where I am rn
https://www.strawpoll.me/10402450
>>6326187
Awe, the anticipation is fucking awful. Is there any one thing that's scaring you most ? ;~;
>>6326209
:( any idea when you can get out?
>>6326107
u got it
I turned 21 tonight. Went out to a couple bars. I dont wanna go to work tomorrow. Been having trouble also with my two step "endgame" plan. Plenty of suitors in my local area from soc and cl but most of them are uggo.
>>6326211
>I've got an idea. How about we both become witches? And we can tear up this rotten world together. Until there's no more evil, no more sadness, until there's nothing left. We'll break and smash and pound it into dust. What if we did that? Wouldn't that be great? ;_;
but no, damage it ofc
>>6326215
I'm sitting money rn for rent so I can leave again.
I did it when u turned 18 but the landlord's place burnt down and she kicked me and my housemates out so she could live somewhere and now I'm once again with my parents
>>6326223
:(
im hoping i can move out as soon as i turn 18
>>6326223
>get a bf or gf
>move in with them
>have lots of lewd sex
>>6326212
I'm like... idk. I mean I'm not the biggest fan of vag and I'm back to wondering whether I'll like it on me with how much I'm usually attracted to dick.
Having penis envy is suffering ;-;
>>6325887
>fuck
yuki
>marry
yuki
>kill
anyone who tries to take her from me
>>6326205
i don't know though
i've never really appreciated the """""gift""""" of life
i'm not going to go jumping off of a bridge, but if a doctor said that i was gonna die quickly of a painless disease i would be the happiest person in the building
also it would save me a hell of a lot of trouble
>>6326226
well hey now, don't do that to yourself girl, you just need some dick in your life i bet f a m
if you were in my situation
what would you do to fix my life
>>6326220
>>6326231
i'm not going to say what i'd do out of fear
>>6326230
GF says the same and is okay with the idea (she also knows my dating history before her is like 9/10 men) but I feel guilty anytime I have that kind of attraction because of the whole biscum thing.
>>6326231
just keep making progress, maybe losing a bit of weight
:( just keep going sheen youll make it
What's the best way(s) to lose weight?
To the shitty anon that added me yesterday on kik and every other person that browses this general without any sort of tactfulness.
Fuck off.
Calling other trips and me "gay boys" is not what we need. Hiding behind "I am being honest" is litteraly retarded.
You know, its possible to be honest without being a dick. When you send me the picture of you in your ugly suit I didn't call you an omega although that is the truth.
I said suits are not my thing and by that I gave you a chance to send another picture which indeed was better.
I dont know whats going on in your head but you need to learn how to properly interact with other humans.
Funny thing is: In 1-2 years most of the people on here you call names will be pretty girls. We will develop and you will stay stuck in your "no friends no gf" situation because you have a horrendous personality.
I hope you either change or break your spine, idiot.
Sorry girls, I needed to get this out.
>>6326234
no bi is best
you just should practice misandry and not treat men like humans ;3
>>6326236
literally just eat less
>>6326238
Food is good
How do I break that habit?
>>6326236
keto is arguably the easiest method
>>6325887
>fuck
no one
>marry
no one
>kill
myself
b o n u s
p o i n t
>cuddle
sbi
>>6326241
I'm not a druggie ;~;
>>6326225
The only person in lusting after rn lives 4000km away on the other side of this rock and I can't leave my one friend ;_;
>>6326224
I so very badly hope it works out for you. When I moved out it was the best few months of my life
>>6326231
Leave this place and never return.
Seriously
This place promotes the perfect transitioners and destroys everyone else
Get up centerlink's ass for support and then find a group that will nurture and respect you
But harsh but you asked, so
>>6326237
sounds like the average chaser
>tfw packed up my booze to party with friends, and ended up talking with mom&dad instead.
>>6326005
Sleepy, waiting for drugs to kick in before going to bed.
>>6326014
*HUGS*
>>6326084
I know I walked around nude often when I had boobs and dick. Most of it was at home. I've always hated wearing clothes. The SoHo place had beveled glass window and skylight shutters so you couldn't see in. That was so as much natural light came in as possible in the studio. It allowed us to walk around in the buff when we wanted too. That was important as I had a seating/kitchen area along the street side of the studio. We usually did breakfasts together there. Often sans clothing. It was the first area I had finished during the remodeling.
>>6326133
I talked to a few surgeons. Shoulder width is easy, but a pain in the ass recovery wise. Rib cage, to many vital organs packed in there to do much. One thought at most 2" might be removable on a 40" ribcage, and recovery would be painful due to breathing. I figure need 6+" removed to make it worth while. Oddly, I'd leave my shoulders as is so clothes drape better. They are also a bit narrow proportionally to my rib cage.
Hear! Hear! >>6326237
>>6326244
I was a druggie. . .
>>6326244
um
ketogenic diet lol
it involves having very little carbs which forces your body to burn excess body fat in order to get the sugars its missing out from due to lack of carbs
>>6326240
practice and discipline
eat other things like veggies and stuff that will fill you up for less calories legit, not just have less calories but leave you still hungry afterwards, and actually count calories, make a decent effort to log everything you can anyway, almost everything is on mfp or something, and just make sure to be at a deficit and it should slowly happen
one bullshit statistic is that a pound of fat is equal to 3500 calories, but it's somewhere in that vague territory, and so if you're at a 500 calorie deficit or something it'll take around a week to lose a pound, but you can't do too much cause 1 it sucks and 2 its dangerous
>>6326237
>will be pretty girls
>>6326226
But what you have on you has no bearing on what you find attractive, and vice versa. Having matching parts that you wouldn't ordinarily be attracted to is common af and I think you'll honestly be ok. I'm not the biggest fan of vagina and idk, it hasn't been an issue for me
>>6326238
>practicing misandry
But boy smell
>tfw ufuflu
>>6326255
I know, but like, that's rational level "I know this so why am I worried about it this much." I know at least two girls who went ahead with the very same fears and realized they'd get their fill of cock from others, it's just such a dumb thing to be worried about.
Major surgery is scary and I wish I was less scared but there it is :(
>>6326255
Are you a fan of your own vagina?
>>6326266
nope, i've been around for 90% of this general's lifetime and people have allllways been dramatic like this and a bunch of terrible actually serious shit happens every now and again
Can we talk about our cute trip ships now?
They can be real or fictional I don't mind.
>>6326263
It is but it's just part of that long buildup before the actual surgery goes ahead. The mind actively works against you and tries to think of bizarre scenarios that you might feel regret with. Only a few more weeks..you can make it
>>6326268
As in am I happy I have one, or as in "am I attracted to it"? True story, I think vaginas are gross, mine included. I'm glad to have one but that's it.
>>6326272
elanna + someone nice
>>6326274
>As in am I happy I have one, or as in "am I attracted to it"?
I think she meant to ask if it was self cooling or not :^)
>>6326275
Elanna is straight. But I do wonder which trip she would be most interested in "experimenting" with.
>>6326272
kayla + lalalilly
they're so much a like and so tsuntsun to each other
>>6326282
Oh, I wasn't talking about trips.
I just meant in general.
I hope she finds someone nice.
>>6326272
not trip but:
temp and envy ;_;
>>6326268
roast is gross
post cuteness RIGHT NOW
>>6326272
I ship kit with myself :)
:(
>>6326293
don't have anything cute
>>6326297
then post ur cute face
>>6326293
It's /tg/ but it made me dawwww
>>6326293
>>6326293
Also have baby sloths
>>6326301
i don't have a picture with my face on it
not easily for me to find, anyway
>>6326280
I didn't get the advanced self cooling model but cum seems to be a good enough substitute.
>>6326293
did i do it right?
>>6326308
echo "her bits are cooled by cum" >> lana\ stuff/trufax
>tfw
Oh wow I didn't know but Hearts of Iron 4 is coming out soon.
Should I play as Nazi Germany or Japan?
>>6326318
iktf
>>6326293
My dog.
>>6326323
>playing anything but the Motherland
smfbaka, fampai
>>6326293
flannel desu
I wanna let elanna sit on my face and lick her girlcum straight from her neopuss
>>6326315
It's pretty good coolant, especially if you just kinda let if sit and lay there savoring it.
>>6326293
cuteness does not exist
the world is a cruel, unforgiving and horrible place
>>6326248
>I talked to a few surgeons. Shoulder width is easy, but a pain in the ass recovery wise.
Which surgeons did you talk to that are willing to do this? I need names. Please.
>>6326293
puru desu
>>6326324
>tfw
>>6326293
Here. That's me before I transitioned from demon to human.
>>6326329
One type of flannel among many
>>6326344
It's cute unlike me
>>6326293
>tfw you want to post gf but you don't think she'd approve
This will have to do
>>6326332
Could you not just smear whipped cream on it?
>>6326315
France. Fuck real world diplomacy with Belgium, build that Maginot line to the North Sea and stalemate Germany until Stalin crushes it.
>>6326350
ditto
>>6326353
From a friend who tried France in HOI3, Invading Belgium and helping the Spanish Republic is literally the best course of action you can take as France.
>>6326331
>>6326349
>tfw it used to be ironic that I was called flannel because I was (mostly) straight
>now puru turned me les the joke is gone
>>6326357
I wish I was ;_;
I'm just a gross man
>>6326352
Sure, if you like yeast infections. I'd love whipped cream if I didn't know how gross yeast infections are.
>>6326356
its ok
>>6326365
no anon <3
>>6326370
yes
>>6326371
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>6326360
In every HoI, I played France ultra defensively on the Northern front, offensively in the Mediterranean and it worked great. Italy is the Axis' weak belly and the Alpine corps are more than enough to breach that front.
>>6326363
I mean... flannel is just a thing, I don't think it's really coded dyke here.
But then again we sometimes do shit like pic related for PE
>TFW Sass wkes up ar 4 am and comes to mtfg instead of going to sleep.
Yay! What did I miss?
>>6326372
Is big and wide cute on a girl?
>>6326372
HEY
THAT PIC BELONGS TO ME AND PURU
GIVE IT BACK
>>6326381
Flannul pls we got plenty of pics :D
>>6326378
A picture of my horn.
>tfw the filter keeps resetting itself
>tfw you keep seeing the posts of trips you hate
fucking technology
>>6326378
(Who?)
Hi, not much really.
>>6326385
Which ones?
>>6326385
>not getting the full shit experience
>>6326387
i think it would be best i didn't say
>>6326389
fair enough
>>6326386
Should I aim for more sleep?
>>6326383
To watch trip couples shitpost yuri?
>>6326385
If I wasn't on the list I'm sure I'm on it now.
>tfw drugs have kicked in, and the sun is about to rise. It's bedtime.
>>6326343
I think I trashed all those emails after I figured out reducing my ribcage wasn't possible to the degree I needed. I did searches on the medical terms for the ribcage, and shoulders with surgeon, etc. as key words. I found quite a few, and mass emailed many.
>>6326389
You're anon, you can get away with anything!
>>6326393
Yup.
Brightens my day for some reason.
Speaking of, PROZAC TIME!
>>6326398
<3 how's my angry irish girl doing?
>>6326390
Well, the horn was real, but not attached to me, so no...
Sass will be back later, im goin to try to sleep some more.
<3 <3 <3
>>6326395
are you still 300lbs?
maybe try losing weight
>>6326405
I have a hangover for the first time in weeks, I'm alone in a house that feels too big and I've got nothing to do for the rest of the day.
I mean, I could do something constructive like look up make up tutorials, but right now, I just feel like popping pills and lying outside in the sun until my tan returns.
sup
>>6326416
sad
so the usual i guess
>>6326416
I dunno.
What's down?
>>6326420
>It's sunny in Irland?
5 days a year!
I gotta make the most of it!
>>6326417
ya same, really bad day.
just got up but I want to sleep already
>>6326418
I am :^)
>>6326420
harro
>Its only raining here in Germany ..
its super sunny here and hot
>>6326409
Never was... That 40" measurement is my rib cage bone size. I used a bicycle cable pulled tight around it to get an idea of the rib cage size with little muscle or fat. Muscle and fat push it up to 44" around.
>>6326420
only 4" for a 40" ribcage. Sucks, I need 6" minimum to make it worth it, and would love 10" removed.
>>6326424
Hi Sophie ~
>>6326432
Her name is Sophie?
>>6326429
you dont have a tape measure?
>>6326432
hello <3
>>6326429
wait wait wait
If thats possible for ribs, can I also get a shoulder reduction?
>mfw people think that photos can be counted as evidence towards passing or not
video or assumed hon desu
>>6326440
miserable ;~;
I assume youre still tripping? I am so jealous v_v
>>6326434
yes
>>6326437
>mfw people think that videos can be counted as evidence towards passing or not
I got to see you irl or assumed hon desu
>>6326424
Really sunny >.<
Not that I would care. I am a homebody anyways.
>>6326429
40'' that sure sucks :( I am at 32'' and I would love 2 less.
>>6326444
>tfw people think that irl can be counted as evidence towards passing or not
Aura reading or assumed hon desu
>>6326429
maybe you should try going auschwitz mode and losing all fat and muscle then trying again?
>>6326441
I'm sorry to hear that ;~;
Yeah I just took a second cap of molly, keeping the good times rolling. I'll actually probably enjoy the second one more, first one was just overpowering lol.
>>6326437
>mtfg's face when i post a video of myself with sound
>>6326441
Very Germanic name :3
>>6326385
I completely forgot about who is in my filter.
I guess I just don't see their posts.
>>6326246
>Leave this place and never return.
I'll see if windows 10 has a hosts file I can use to block 4chan
>>6326440
uhhh hai yourself
>>6326446
>mfw people people thing that auras can be counted as evidence towards passing or not
genetic testing or assumed hon desu
>>6326445
yeah me too, but our flat is badly isolated. its super hot inside.
warmer than outside most of the time in summer
>>6326449
yay! :)
Ive been thinking for days if I should experiment with my prolactine levels. Ive the stuff here but for some reason I couldnt be bothered until now. would be nice to go up a tanner stage permanently maybe, but Idk if I want to produce milk
>>6326451
yes :3
>>6326450
I think I should do that sometime...
>>6326452
Huh.
One I don't recognize and one is flannel.
Can't recall why I filtered her.
>>6326455
Lactation isn't exactly pleasant. And it makes sleeping even harder.
>>6326454
Hai, wakarimashita!!
>>6326455
Omg I forgot that you had that stuff for lactating. I mean, it seems risky but if it gives a chance for proper Tanner stage 5 bobs may as well do it for science.
>>6326455
>mfw people people thing that genetic testing can be counted as evidence towards passing or not
gotta be in harem or assumed hon desu
>>6326460
oh you're speaking Japanese
I thought you were saying hi to me v.v
>>6326460
I've had bouts of lactation for a couple decades. My boobs still look like a stage 4...
>>6326456
post video
>>6326460
>I mean, it seems risky but if it gives a chance for proper Tanner stage 5 bobs may as well do it for science.
It's actually mostly safe, but the suggested doses can be a bit high.
The main worry from early lactation is irritation of the ducts; the effects are painless and have no real long term issues, but they can be scary.
Sometimes they might not happen by virtue of things happen weirdly during first puberty though, and things go smoothly.
>>6326463
S-sumimasen ;~~;
>>6326464
I'm not sure if antipsychotics and the lactation thye cause is to pregnancy levels.
>>6326469
No, it's alright
gtg bye
>>6326458
thats not the point though, I want to know if I get lasting longterm effects.
>>6326460
ya !!
my bf isnt very fond of that idea, the stuff isnt exactly good for hearts and Ive a heart condition, but no risk no fun I guess.
I am not worried about that, but a lot about lactating too much randomly at uni, that would be unpleasant. but I cant wait too long cause the stuff has to be out of my body before surgery asdf.
speaking of which, I got my bloodtest results back, apparently all values are normal, which suprised me quite a bit.
>>6326462
>mfw people think that being in a harem can be counted as evidence towards passing or not
gotta be preggers.
>>6326469
>I'm not sure if antipsychotics and the lactation thye cause is to pregnancy levels.
I am pretty sure its not even close.
>>6326468
Ive been on HRT over 3 years, I dont think that counts as early lactation
>>6326463
I didnt get that either ._.
>>6326464
did you induce it through meds or did you just lactate normally a little? thats probably not the same.
I should've ordered from in house pharmacy and not the one I'm using. I'm paying the same amount for 30 pills as I would for 100 from in house ;_;
Well, at least I know for next time
>>6326474
Slight trickles of blood
sorry sbi if that worked
https://youtu.be/Fzp9tbedh7Q?t=5m9s
Does this work?
I really want to tuck but I need to pee like 100x a day so using tape is no option.
>>6326469
They are. When I got to the psychiatric clinic, they gave me a neuroleptic to try and curb my nightmares. All it did was making my prolactin levels shoot a 20000% above normal and I was continuously leaking in less than a week. Needless to say, that treatment was immediately discontinued.
>>6326483
at least you didn't have to buy milk that week
>>6326479
Worked well for me though im pretty small
>>6326475
Had it normally and through using domperidone, in addition to the neuroleptic incident. The only long term effect I can tell was on my nipples and areolas. Much larger and wider than trans women boobs I've seen. Darker too.
>>6326487
Can't really buy anything when you're in the high security section of a psych ward, you know...
could flannel please make a vocaroo where she says "I love you Alex - you are the world to me"?
>>6326497
>tfw you already have a vocaroo of your favorite trip
good feeling :^)
4chan is blocked after this post
goodbye
>>6326496
Not too much. Gives my boobs a nice natural look. They look your typical post partum bad when I'm lactating, though.
>>6326497
only if I can replace 'alex' with 'puru' desu
(and also find a working microphone)
>>6326500
stay safe sheen
hope u feel better soon
:c
>>6326496
Good! Congrats! No need to delay things further then :3
>>6326502
it has to be Alex
please
>>6326506
then no sorry :p
>>6326504
ya, kinda need to send the money soon, but I am too unmotivated to do anything