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/mtfg/ - OTP Edition

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▶ Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGYG8xk5MEw
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>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No tumblr shit
>No *actions*
>No drama

Previous >>6303735

Let's do our best, girls!
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*acts out against the tyranny of rules*
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Be more creative edie.
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First for:
>if you were cis you wouldn't have to try at all and people would chose to listen to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxOxXWrJJGM
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>>6304854
You said those girls are civil and said nothing bad.
You're a very bad liar and my suspicions were correct
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nth for sounding like a gay boy
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>>6304854
Nth for morning lewd
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>>6304869
nullth?
you really don't
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>>6304854
>tfw still tired
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>>6304876
*hug*
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>>6304869
but you don't sound particularly gay, it's just a deepish voice in the cis range.
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i asked this earlier but what/how do you girls get rid of hair on your.... intimate areas?


asking for a friend...........
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>tfw your sister says u and ur gf are otp
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>>6304854
I luv you baby and accept your meat lovers side as well as your stuffed crust 4 cheese side
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>>6304876
you could try eating :^)
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>>6304869
Guilty
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>>6304883
epilate!
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>>6304883
I epilate.
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Will my gender dysphoria go away if i ignore it?
Been taking Spiro a while now
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>>6304891
Yes, every problem fixes itself by ignoring it.
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>>6304883
spray cum all over it and it magically disappears hun

you can do me i can do you ;)
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>>6304883
Chemical assistance.
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>>6304883
just have a hairy gt desu
>>6304891
make sure you take estrogen too unless you want osteoporosis
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>>6304888
>>6304889

****INTIMATE**** areas?
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>>6304880
<3

>>6304886
woah mean!!
Ill clean the kitchen now, then bf will cook and after Ill go back to bed I think
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>>6304876
What she >>6304886 said.
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>>6304900
M Y C U M
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>>6304901
>then bf will cook and after Ill go back to bed I think
you could try eating two or more meals a day :^)
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>>6304896
whats the equipment to qt for testicles
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>>6304900
EPILATE
YOUR
INTIMATE
AREAS
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>>6304892
But is becoming a girl really the right way to fix this problem?
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>>6304902
>when anon correctly genders you
t-thank you
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>>6304912
For me it is. Is it for you? I don't know.
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>>6304908
gt*
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>>6304910
Advise product?

>>6304896
I saw someone say that nair did them well, and only hurt a little for two days...
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>>6304883
I used to shave, now I just let it go. Apparently waxing is easier but more painful, and epilating is just 100% painful. There's also lazer and electro.
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>>6304900
Yeah. It hurts so good.
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>this are cis shoulders and voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMQgORkPe5U
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>>6304885

faye is one big sissy slut who needs daddies cummies
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>>6304875
Lies

>>6304881
Ok, then I just sound like a 12 y/o boy desu

>>6304883
Shave
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>>6304912
be a girl > be dead > be a man
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>>6304908
>>6304915
Don't pussy out and buy women's version.

>>6304913
It's the least I can do.
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>>6304922
>then I just sound like a 12 y/o boy desu
too deep for a boy, but too monotone for gay man
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>>6304919
Why would you post a cissie here ;;
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>think guy sitting next to me is watching start trek
>its actually the big bang theory
judged desu
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>>6304907
>2 or more
are you high

>>6304902
ya I will ;~;
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>>6304924
is there any difference whatsoever between them
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Is there anything more inspiring than people who were a floppy metalhead turn into extremely passable?

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheMuYaki/videos

Compare her oldest videos with herself currently.
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>tfw Crohn's
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>>6304900
Nothing feels so painfully sci-fi (and cyberpunk) as a focused beam of photons on your nether regions.
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where is Grace? I have a crush on her <3
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>>6304932
>are you high
now that I connect those two dots, you should really convince your bf to try pot just to fix a bit of your anorexia...
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>>6304936
Chemical potency. Male body hair is far more coarse and harder to remove.
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>>6304927
I'm generally less monotone when I'm not sad desu
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>>6304922
you don't sound like an anime, but you don't sound like a guy
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>>6304941
That's a little creepy anon...
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>>6304945
But you are always sad. Kraftwerk could use you for one of their songs without filters.
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>>6304945
How can I improve your mood?
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;_________________;

Display on the Mac still won't work so gib cuddles pls ;~~;
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Good times
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>>6304952
*warm hugs in fluffy softshell jacket*
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>>6304952
* Anonymous gives cuddles
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>>6304869


You sound like a tomboyish girl just try to go higher slowly if that upsets you but dont try too hard or you'll get suprise faggy gay guy voice.
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>>6304955
>>6304956
t-ty ;___;
>tfw soldering is HARD

;(
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>>6304953
Last line best line
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>>6304942
hed actually allow that as well, Iam just too dumb to ask him if I should try asking around... v_v
I am kinda scared of doing that
youre probably right though. I bet it would also fix half of my depression.
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>>6304868

lmao you should feel bad for getting lauren and the rest of your friends banned from the groups for life t b h.
she was actually getting something out of it but your own curiosity and self-loathing caused you to fuck up other people's lives yet again.
pls don't try to act sly about this stuff cause it just makes it worse for the ppl you incriminate and dox.

>>6304885

beat this meat and lick my cheese bb

>>6304938

iktf
*drinks calpico while stomach explodes*

>>6304953

>dollface spiked the eggnog
L M A O
I MEAN.....
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>>6304948
that's why they call me creepy anon
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>>6304963
Well... at least you're not creeping on me.
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>>6304936
I'm guessing the men's is stronger, because thicker hair, but check the ingredients.

>>6304953
>smiles typical sad smile
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>>6304953
i remember this..................

;_; tfw i will never cheer for elanna
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>>6304961
you should definitely give it a try and not just because I want stoned soapie, it can help a lot and with really light usage even
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>>6304961
well, pot is pretty bad for people with depression because it makes you feel good for a few hours and then you're back to how you were or a bit worse. so people keep spending more and more time stoned to not feel depressed, but it impares their abilities to work in any way.
it's not much worse than vidja, I guess. it does makes you hungry and then sleepy, so it could help a but fixing your eating and sleeping issues.
I would be extremely interested in seeing how you post when stoned, tho.
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>>6304965
*winks creepily*
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>>6304961
how much does your bart cost?
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>>6304936
Usually not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JDmb_f3E2c
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>>6304950
This made me smile anon ty

>>6304951
Idk, I think I'm just gonna go have a few beers and spin some psybreaks desu. Hanging around sadposting generally doesn't make me feel better

>>6304957
I don't care if I'm tomboyish so long as I sound like a girl. The only thing that upsets me is when I get misgendered. Probably going to train again tho
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NO
I'M 3-2 IN THE RUN!!!!!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?????????
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>>6304973
Could you... you know...
Not?
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>>6304971
>what people who don't smoke weed think it is like the post
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>>6304977
Do that then!

If I can help, just yell out. I'll do (not exactly but almost) anything for you.
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>>6304962

Really?

>stomach hurts bad today, almost threw up just getting out of bed and when I took my pills I actually did throw up
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>>6304978
wait till hrt... then you will never be good at games again desu
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>>6304983
i do smoke and know more than enough people who do, the ones with clear chemical depression keep trying to compensate for it and are useless most of the time.
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I know spironolactone has higher bioavailability on a full stomach, but is it necessary to be effective? I plan to be fasting for a week(maybe two depending on how I feel at the end of the week) but I also want to make sure my spiro absorbs properly
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>>6305000
why are you fasting? it only ruins your metabolism...
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>>6304971
It doesn't give me the munchies. I've lost 5 lbs this week and smoke daily.
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Yes or no, is weed good for depression?

I did weed a lot in high school but not for depression reasons, but now I'm thinking maybe I should start again.
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>>6304971
ya I wanna ;~;. but if I get into contct with a drugperson it could escalate really fast. I was pretty tempted to ask someone to help me out a few months ago. I AM SO GLAD I didnt. addictions are hard.

>>6304970
yeah I wanna know as well... Ive posted high on benzos and opiates before though. nobody seemed to have noticed a change

>>6304975
14k
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>>6304961

weren't you supposed to be asleep?

here's some kittens for you!!!!

>>6304880
>>6304962
>>6304973

No *actions*!!!!! >:(
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>>6305005
pretty much no. i smoke every day and i'm still sad as hell
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>>6305008
*feeds a sassysnack*
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>>6304990
b-but remilia is still a pro-level thresh player...
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>tfw no femboy bf
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>>6304962
Except it wasn't her.
I have others who tell me.
Once again you're wrong.
Also having first names out is hardly a dox.
The person who told me isn't even on my friends list. You fucked up. Gg

>self-loathing
Please
You straghit up lied and defended your group as a bunch of civil people.
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>>6304976
>broga
>broghurt
>brotox
>guyliner
>mandles
They can't be serious
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>>6305004
I guess it depends on each person. I never felt any misteryous need to consume food or flesh or anything, but as soon as I start eating I can't stop.

>>6305005
you're gonna feel worse once you come down, it's not meant as a treatment for anything.
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>tfw no d to s

>>6305015
i LOVED pup named scooby doo lmfao
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>>6305025
*unzips*
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>>6304976
By Jove what has happened to Australia? Why hasn't someone doused those two salty cunts in beer?
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>>6305025
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>>6305015
>MFW I get fed a sassysnack and it's against the rules.
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>>6305007
> 14k ffs alone
well with that and srs there goes my inherited fortune. but I cant think of any better use
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>>6305025
>>tfw no d to s
Translation to normie pls and thank you.
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>>6304988

yes lol
i'm surprised you actually take those. don't they just make you feel more nauseous?
whenever i used to take mine it felt like my body was forcing waste out of me, it was the weirdest fucking feel of my life

>>6305008

i'm a rebel

>>6305018

angie, she admitted to it already and sent us all of the screenshots you provided. people don't tell you things, you badger them into it.
your other friends have been banned and marked down as well. again, don't try to act sly. you're at fault for their punishment.
literally shut the fuck up so your friends don't have to suffer any more than they already have for your psychosis.
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>>6305033

*translating through elanna bot*

>tfw no cummies
>tfw no precum covered penis to suck
>tfw no dick to suck
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>>6305026
dont do this to me anon im honestly ready

>>6305030
hey whered u find this pic of me????

>>6305033
normies get out reee
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>>6305040
i'll never tell
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>>6305040
i was unzipping my hoodie, sorry. i like to play with the zipper.

*rezips*
*unzips*
*rezips*
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>>6305007
can we get some before / after shots?
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Is progesterone a meme?
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>>6305020
>mandles
brooooo
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>>6305034
>MFW Country music is never not wrong.
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>>6305008
I was. I depression napped

>>6305047
Idk yet. maybe

>>6305050
no it works.
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>>6305040
>normies get out reee
But who would make fun of ya' all?
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>>6305055
The people who wear these.
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>>6305034
jolie sounds like a nice girl.
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>>6305034

No. Before I got on the pills I would have multiple day-long stretches of being in so much pain I couldn't eat anything or get out of bed most days. With the pills, this is probably the worst it's been in two years and it's like 1/10 as painful as it had been in the past.
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>>6305040
It ain't gonna suck itself
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>>6305054
You are too good to post cropped Shadman.
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>>6305054
>no it works.
what are the recommended doses?
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>>6305055
I don't think posting pictures that make fun of people who are paralized below the waist is cool, anon

>>6305054
Do you feel better, tho?
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should I bleach my teeth?
they are very yellowish by default because they have a high percentage of fluorid.
It does not look nice but I never had any problems with caries thanks to it.
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>>6305034
Fug, oh well she just ruined it for herself.
Like why would you even tell the groups of our im?

>other friends?
I think the only person I know who is in he group is Yizz and I doubt anyone would ban her.

>psychosis
Someone made a post about my post and everyone posted my b & a.
Like I understand it wasn't that good, but why do something like that at all?

What were those girls going to get, a few cheap laugha
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>>6305058
I googled it because if the front sort of worked it could had been interesting but no, just... no.
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>>6305052
>>6305061

tru

>>6305062

well that's good at least. what are your triggers for your flare ups? that's intense af. i haven't had a really bad flare up in a few years now.

>>6305077

you've literally lost all credibility at this point because you've blatantly lied about everything.
which to an extent i can understand because you're trying to protect your friends, but what's done is done.
i'm not telling you to stop talking about it because i'm a cunt, i'm telling you to stop because you are literally making it worse for them with every word you say. stop letting your ego and need to be right and get the last word fuck up other people's situations. like i said, lauren was getting a lot of the group and that's why she was added, and you ruined that for her by pestering her for info and posting screenshots here that you should have known would get her banned. so if you care at all about those who are still willing to help you at this point in the game i suggest you S T O P for their benefit lmao
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>>6305076
>bleach
holy shit no, bleach destroys your enamel and gives you dental problems down the road
get peroxide whitening strips
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>>6305082
>>6305058
just no
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>>6305082
>>6305086

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/fashion/trends/a/20682999/The-rise-of-the-Manties-why-women-s-lingerie-for-men-is-more-popular-than-ever/

I wonder if these were designed with repression gen in mind....
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>>6305082
>>6305058
>>6305086
It's like I am on /fit.
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>>6305085
>peroxide whitening strips
tahnk you, I will look into that
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we need to buy a pair of this for Faye
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>>6305076
>caries
I always thought that's just something you gotta avoid contracting and you'll never have to worry about getting cavities. I had horrible dental hygiene as a teen and as far as I know my teeth are nothing special but never got any cavities. I always accounted that to me being a kissless virgin.

And about bleaching teeth if it bothers you go for it.
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>>6305089
would they wear this? it's 100% intended for males, so there's no reasson to feel insecure, right?
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>>6305084

Back when I was starting the meds, all the typical things like dairy/spicy/fruit/alcohol, etc.. Nowadays I can generally eat whatever I want, although I try to play it safe when my stomach feels uneasy.
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>>6305065
200-300mg
the effects are temporary only on me though

>>6305070
take a guess :P
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>>6305103
tfw you are reminded again that you will always have a fuck awful bulge in your pants
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>>6305103
If you can pull it off like these two dudes why not wear it?
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>>6305103
uh, yeah
that would explain the popularity of these
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>>6305103
Well, I know how I'm going to be bulling them later

>>6305110
>the effects are temporary only on me though
??
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>>6305110
>200-300mg
Will anything happen if i take 100mg a day?

>>6305115
>bulling
Oh you stud
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I went outside in fairly female clothes today for the first time. I was scared at first but now I am super happy. It just feels right.
> tfw finally sees a light at the end of the tunnel
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>>6305121

congratulations anon
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>>6305098

i'm more interested in seeing her in something like this.
ya'll don't even knowwwwww how fucking amazing her body is .___. i'm so ridiculously lucky lol

>>6305104

:( i'm sorry mme.
i'm glad that you're doing better now though!
i only really have issues with spicy foods if i don't eat other things at the same time, and dairy, thank god.
tho i guess who knows when another flare up could happen, fingers crossed.
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>>6305121
>I went outside in fairly female clothes today for the first time.
*clapping* yay! congrats!
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>>6305110
>the effects are temporary only on me though
so even if i'm the one taking it the effects are on you? what a scam!
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>>6305121
>light at the end of the tunnel
Grats! How long did it take for you?
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>>6305082
>>6305086
>>6305095
>>6305098
>>6305103

>MFW I now know what a manly sissy looks like.

I guess it's time to throw out my spiro.
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>>6305120
*BULLYING!


Meanie boots...
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There. Made a big vat of veggie soup that should last into next week.

I will never stop living apple cider vinegar...

That's like an apology for being comatose or in the shower all week while my roommates were home and awake...
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>>6305114
the flag one has a cool design, like regular boxers but strapped to the shoulders just in case.
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>>6305121
we'll all make it to that light at the end of the tunnel some day
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>>6305110
I swear that if I could I'd perma hug latch on you until you felt like everything is awesome.
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>>6305121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjkVLE78Cpc
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>>6305124

Yeah, that was probably the worst physical pain of my life so far, glad it hasn't been that bad again.

I think this flareup had something to do with the burger I ate for dinner last night. Felt like it got stuck in my intestines, and I started feeling better as soon as I threw it up this morning... I think I might be able to keep down the next thing I eat
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>>6305136
the south east asian dubbers aren't even trying...
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>>6305123
>>6305125
>>6305127
>>6305136
So much thanks to you all :3
I came out in december last year shortly after my 22nd birthday and got on mones 2 months ago.

I don't use make up tho (yet)
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What doses does Faye take?
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>>6305142
Well you're certainly progressing faster than I am so grats again!
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>>6305145

1 tall glass of edie juice every morning
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>>6305142

Hey, I came out a few months after my 22nd birthday too. Won't be starting mones for another week though. Make-up is a real bitch when you still have facial hair.
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>>6305145
>inb4 fake faye answers
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>tfw something good happened
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>>6305115
my bewbs get bigger after a while on prog, about 20%, and the effect lasts 7-12 days after I stop taking them

>>6305126
oh god, I got busted D:
I-I meant something else...!!

>>6305135
I think the only thing that would make me feel not depressed would be a lobotomy. or unlimited amounts of hard drugs
I appreciate the sentiment tho
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>>6305139

:( i get that. the worst for me was when i first started delving into HRT a few years back. my flare up progressed to the point where i was bleeding internally and then out of my hemorrhaging out of my butt for weeks on end until i became anemic and almost died lmao. literal worst pain of my life in every way humanly imaginable. make sure to take your pills and just stick to foods you know you can keep down!!!

>>6305145

taking the same dosage won't give you the same results or make you intersex desu
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Hey guys!
I've got a question.

There is a girl in one of my classes. You can tell she's trans because she looks and acts like a girl, but has a completely man voice.
I don't just mean pitch. It has that man voice sound to it.

Is there a fix for this for her? Should I, and how would I subtly and politely suggest it to her?

It usually wouldn't bother me, but a) she's a nice enough person and b) i've heard people talk about her behind her back.
also c) she's qt, but i don't really want her to find out that i think that for spaghetti related reasons
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Starting hormones in 2 days... is it weird if I'm partially hoping that it makes me feel like death so that I don't have to go through the stresses of transitioning?
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>>6305151
Wow, congratulations! You must be intensely excited. And yeah. Sick of full-coverage foundations. I'd like something lighter, definitely.
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>>6305145
>What doses does Faye take?

Cum everyday and night.
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>>6305156
cum in your throat is a great way to get a girly voice.
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>>6305146
tbqh I only did it because it is hot all of the sudden and I can't hide my fem clothes below a jacket anymore.

>>6305151
My 22nd birthday was an alarm sign for me. I was like "shit I am old, I have to do something about this problem now or I'll kill myself."
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>>6305154
>, and the effect lasts 7-12 days after I stop taking them
Huh... I take it that's not unusual? or does it last for others?
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>>6305159

>You must be intensely excited.

Pretty much, yeah. My appointment can't come fast enough. @_@
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>>6305157
yes, I think that's normal. transition sucks and it's scary . but, it feels better as you progress and is worth it
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>>6305165
is it? i need to get some
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>>6305167
>tbqh I only did it because it is hot all of the sudden and I can't hide my fem clothes below a jacket anymore.
I don't even have fem clothes yet a year in HRT so you're doing good. Still don't know what I should be buying for myself, everything costs money and I can't imagine anything looking good on my man bod
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>>6305172
who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt
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>>6305179
Well, now that I actually came in my little brother's face, all my fears seem to have vanished.
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>>6305172
>Damn! Men have different genitals than women!
lies, it's all lies
>>
edie why do you say lmao so much

do u have any ass left
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>>6305183
http://staysput.com/gb/products/body_adhesive.htm
>>
Is it possible to reach a point where you totally breakdown mentally?

Every day that goes by, I think "how have I not gone bathshit crazy yet"
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>>6305157
It's not as stressful as you think. Take it step by step. Don't let others rush you or thwart you.

>>6305174
I want shopping directly after I came out with a friend. Maybe you can ask someone to show you around too?
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>>6305183

i got ass for days bb
and tummy for days too ;____; because i'm fat
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>>6305190
>I want shopping directly after I came out with a friend.
... See, I would do this but...

Well, I don't know. I'm kinda scared?
I don't know what I'd buy, and I don't want people staring at me...
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>>6305156
if shes never trained her voice she will be very aware what she sounds like

2 possibilities
a) she wants to fix it but cant (which isnt a valid excuse)
b) she doesnt give a fuck and is a terrible person.
c) maybe her current voice is already trained and just not perfect yet

>>6305188
yes, its not a fun state to be in.

>>6305169
most people are retarded
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>>6305190
>Maybe you can ask someone to show you around too?
I don't have any friends irl nor siblings or anything. I'm glad you got supportive friend at least, that's really helpful from what I've heard.
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>>6305183
>do u have any ass left
lmao
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>>6305198
>a) she wants to fix it but cant (which isnt a valid excuse)
Wait, how is it not a valid excuse?
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>>6305188
I am very fucking close to that crazy point. If I'm sane for another 2 months I will be surprised
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>>6305200
stop ur gonna lose it!
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>>6305198
>most people are retarded
I... what?

No, I'm asking if there's a particular reason it doesn't last for you, or if it doesn't last for anyone?

Did something happen? That was kind of an extreme reaction...
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>>6305197
Thats what you friend is for. She can make suggestions and in the end you can pretend you are buying stuff for her ;)

>>6305199
I had the same problem. I just asked someone I knew from school. She was very nice and it was a wonderful day.
Just grow a pair (of boobs) and ask someone you get along with.
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>>6305198
>>6305156
we also haven't confirmed that she's actually trans... voice alone is not enough to clock someone, unless she sounds like she belongs in the bass section of a choir
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>>6305206
You need to toughen up and stop being so easily triggered.
>>
Passing is pretty cool desu
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>>6305212
I'm... I don't think I could do it.

I'm a wimp :(
... I think I'll stick to online shops (the second I have cash to spare...)
>>
I'm such a pathetic ugly fuck
wwhy am I so vain
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>>6305216
It's not necessarily dysphoria alone that's problematic for me, I have other issues.

But anyway, I'm going to go now.
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>>6305222
I gather the day went well?
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>>6304883
NAIR
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>>6305227
>But anyway, I'm going to go now.
Have a nice day H.
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>>6305203
doesnt matter HOW shit your starting voice is, you should NEVER talk in your boyvoice in public if youre fulltime, at least talk like a fag or something. its okay to try and not be perfect or even good. its retarded to never try.
theres so much shit on the internet to learn from as well. SOME improvement should be really easy to get.
and I say that with a genetically weird throat.

>>6305208
OH sorry, that was phrased super terribly
pls forgiev ;~;
we re cooking so my mind is somewhere else
no I meant, most people arent smart enough to measure their breastsize consistently, like how much something changes them or not. you see that with height all the time as well 'I lost 2 inches on HRT' no, that doesnt happen.
my point is it doesnt matter what other people say, I am not believing that this effect is different on others without some form of proof or reasoning why it would be. Edie said she has the exact same reactions from taking this.


>>6305214
I assumed she used a girlname in class. that makes her trans doesnt it?
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>>6305156
Where are you from? Are you talking about me desu?
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>>6305237
>pls forgiev ;~;
It's ok! I was just worried for you is all!
So it's a temp thing... that's fine. It's just curious.
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>>6305237
>I assumed she used a girlname in class. that makes her trans doesnt it?
just using a girl's name doesn't mean that you're trans. She could, uh, actually be a cis girl, as weird as that sounds.
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>>6305229
Green text version
>lunch with cis gfs
Felt very included and like a normal girl, bitched about work and talked about guys. Friend said she was jelly of how big my tits have gotten
>made small talk with random strangers who didn't seem to notice that I'm a tranny
>my makeup looks really good today
:3
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>>6304937
>tapering jaw
>voluminous hair to make face seem smaller
nah she was always gonna be fine
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>>6305225
Aww I want to hug you now. Or go shopping with you :P
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>>6304971
well I'm tired and incompetent even w/o weed 'cause muh disabilities so I guess I got nothing to lose
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>>6305246
May your every day be like that.
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>>6305155
>taking the same dosage won't give you the same results or make you intersex desu

But how can I worship xir without knowing everything about xir?
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a
aa
aaa
aaaa
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hey also does cypro work better on a full stomach?

>>6305017
get a femboy fwb instead then
>>
i love my gf :)
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>>6305257
Ireland?

I'm always happy to make new friends!
>>
>>6305264

Is somebody sucking you off?
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>>6305266
Does she love you back?
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>*I love my .gif

Ftfy
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>>6305245
wat.
how would that work. girl's voices dont crack. and if they WOULD for whatever reason in some cases, this would be stopped in the western world.
cis girls can be like andro in the voicedepartment, like 'not sure' territory, but Ive never seen or heard of someone that actually managed to have a MANvoice.
that would be unicorn tier, her being a tranny is 100times likelier
>>6305244
>I was just worried for you is all!
<3
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>>6305268
Germany

Actually I am the sad anon who posted in here a few days ago. It's nice how fast the world can turn around again and look all great.
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>>6305273
no

how do i learn how to become patient
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>>6305245
>cis girl
>girl name
what century are you even from, grandma?
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>>6305281
>It's nice how fast the world can turn around again and look all great.
Isn't it though?

I was miserable this morning and now I'm-

Well I'm ok, I guess.
I'm not sad at the very least.

>>6305284
Shut up and eat your dinner Shaniqua.
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>>6305245
>>6305276
>wat.

sorry for the smugness, I am on edge for reasons unrelated to this general ;~;
Ilu tho <3
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>>6305259
you would had found out the details about your potential living conditions if you had interacted with the people around you instead of hiding in your room and getting high.
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>>6305286
smug chen is a cute chen.
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>>6305286
>I am on edge for reasons unrelated to this general ;~;
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>>6305154
O_0

oh no you didn't!!!! because you just got to

Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing my song
And you, you, you, you, you sing along
Just put, put, put, put my record on
And all of your troubles are dead and gone
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>>6305292
>typing on the phone while her bf rams her until her pelvis breaks
>also cooking on the side
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>>6305290
does this make me chinese

>>6305292
no its not lewd. though technically its about being penetrated

>>6305295
>all of your troubles are dead and gone
>suddenly >6,9 billion humans are dead

Hitler would be proud
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>>6305063
RARE EDGAR

>>6305121
awesome, congrats
I just melt into a puddle of spastic anxiety if I try and do it

>>6305188
>"how have I not gone bathshit crazy yet"
hint; are you sure you havent already?

>>6305190
>It's not as stressful as you think.
pfffftttthHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAA
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>>6305296
I have a high opinion of her.

>>6305299
>though technically its about being penetrated
That's not helping your case.
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>>6305286
Don't stop
(don't stop)
don't stop the beat
Can't stop
(can't stop)
can't stop the beat
Won't stop
(won't stop)
won't stop the beat,

go
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>>6305276
>at that pitch it's more likely that she's trans
this is true.

>>6305286
It's ok.
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>>6305304
>That's not helping your case.

but its by a doctor... with a needle... to draw blood tomorrow
I dont mind needles though I just dont want to get up early and go out AGAIN tomorrow I feel so drained v_v
and I am scared of doctors

>>6305305
thats the spirit :3
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>>6305299
Don't, don't, don't,
don't stop the beat
I can't, can't, can't,
can't control my feet
Pee Pee Pee people in the street

C'mon everybody and move your feet
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>>6305311
Everybody, move your feet and feel united
Oh oh oh
Yeah! Baby! Comon!
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>>6305311
>and I am scared of doctors

My Vorephobia extends to having blood drawn...

My last blood test, I told the doctor to tie me down before he did it, and after the fact, he said "I didn't think you'd actually try to escape that hard... I'll have to get the bedrail fixed."
>>
>>6305172
The wall of sin
>>
>>6305311
You have infected me with the can't-go-to-sleep-need-to-stay-here syndrome

>>6305285
mood swings are ok, as long as they don't stay in the negative area for too long :3
>>
>>6305318
wow, thats kind of impressive

>>6305316
>>6305312
*dances w u*
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>>6305318
Fuck that's badass. I might unfilter you.
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Oh oh oh!!!!!
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>>6305322
>tfw no picture

>>6305321
I-I am sorry anon ;~;
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>>6305321
>mood swings are ok, as long as they don't stay in the negative area for too long :3
>mfw I'm not even on HRT

>>6305322
Fear is a powerful motivator. Having blood drawn feels exactly like having something sucking your blood.

Leeches terrify me.

>>6305325
>I might unfilter you.
I... How would you have seen that if I was filtered?
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>>6305322
yay!!!!!

Everybody, move your feet and feel united
Oh oh oh
Everybody, move your feet and feel united
Oh oh oh, yeah
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Is anyone else here addicted to cutting? Not the attention aspect, but the pain? And also the endorphins that are released afterwards
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heard u were talkin shit bout how to pronounce my name
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>>6305302
If you are not ready to go public don't do it. that's no problem (:

>>6305333
HRT fixed most mood swings for me (especially the negative ones)
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>>6305318
I just ask a nurse if I can squeeze their hand while they do it. I'm too weak to hurt them usually but I do go white knuckled
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weeb music
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need a fresh pizza stat!
>>
>>6305338
"Beh-zay"?
"Behk-see"?
"Beaks"?
"Beak-see"?

>>6305340
>HRT fixed most mood swings for me
Ohh goodie!

>>6305343
>I'm too weak to hurt them usually but I do go white knuckled
I literally tore the bedrail out of it's posts...
I don't want to rip someones arm off...
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>>6305337
>cutting
100% Disgusting.
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>>6304854
I always thought mtf nipples would stay tiny but mine are already 5 cm in diamater and stick out like crazy? Is that the norm?
Also is it bad when i apply estrogen-gel on my breast? Some say they estrogen way accumulate in the fat tissue and lead to breast cancer, others say it's not an issue
>>6305312
love the gif
>>6305281
oh, okay, which region are you from?
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>>6305338
beckshh
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>>6305337
thats pretty edgy anon. I remember I went to this group therapy and lots of people had cuts on their arms and freely showed it.

so edgy
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>>6305338
Yeah. How do you pronounce your name?
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>>6305348
i swear to god sirona
>>
Who else /dsl/ here?
>>
>>6305338
Is it like Becky?
Beh-Sheh?
Beh-shee?
Beex?
Bee-ex-ee?
>>
>>6305344
charlotte you big WEEB.
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>>6305353
Becksy obviously
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>>6305349
but it feels so gud :<
thought
>tfw no visible scars
is a pretty nice feeling as well
>>
>>6305348
>I literally tore the bedrail out of it's posts...I don't want to rip someones arm off...
hrt will ""fix"" it!

last time there was only one nurse on duty so i squeezed my own hand and pretended it was my mom's. I didn't faint for the first time in my life
>>
>>6305354
I'm asking you!

I don't know! "Bee-zee"?
There's a lot of ways to pronounce "xe"
>>
>tfw the neighborhood shops give you credit because they know you'll be paying tomorrow anyway
>>
>>6305350
Stuttgart
>>
>>6305352
it's not edgy, it's needing someone to pay attention to you and having no capacity to express that in a sincere and direct way. sometimes they can do that and other's just don't care about them, but that's rare.
the only thing edgy about cutters is the people around them who don't give a fuck about someone clearly needing to talk with someone.
>>
>>6305360
>hrt will ""fix"" it!
I'm not particularly strong as is... It's just that adrenaline allowed me to use all my muscle mass at maximum efficiency.
I think I won't take the nurses hand... I'll just get a stress ball to pop.
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>>6305359
I always get sad when I see people doing this. Is there no other way?
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>>6305351
>>6305353
>>6305356
>>6305358
>>6305361
it's a silent e
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>>6305349
Thank you for your input
>>6305352
What can I say, I am an edgy person
>>6305365
DELETE THIS
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>>6305371
bxee? that's hard to say
>>
>>6305350
How long hrt? I'm at a year almost and I still have tiny boy nips and I hate them :c
>>
>>6305371
"Behks"?
>>
>>6305371
but bx sounds kinda bad
>>
>>6305365
I think that would be weird if I came up to a random person, I don't even know, that had visible cuts on them and said "hey r u ok?" and proceed to ask them about their life.

I mean I used to cut but shiet nigga.
>>
>>6305363
having a basic relationship with the shops in your neighborhood is pretty nice.
in a certain shop they have this thing where they tell me not to bring up that I owe them when the owner is around, but when it's only the owner he does the exact same thing.
>>
>>6305371
Becks?
>>
>>6305371
Borxy? What??
>>
>>6305374
I can see your pee pee
>>
>>6305350
<3

Who's the stud muffin, tho?
>>
>>6305379
Yeah, back in undergrad it was mainly the cafe near my labs that did that.

It's a sweet if mildly embarassing feel.
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>>6305369
idk, I used to cut a few years ago but I never used visible places. also I switched to burnin pretty quickly.
nowadays I am not allowed

>>6305364
thats not actually THAT far away from me senpai
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>>6305383
oh goodness what a embarrassing mistake! how could something like this happen!
>>
>>6305374
thats edgy as fuck nigga

welp now everyone will be grossed out when you go out in shorts/bikini
>>
>>6305378
I said the people around them, like friends or family or coworkers. But I'd say that in 60% of the cases* they would start crying and talk more than you'd want them to. When you open up the flood getes you get a flood.

*this number is completely made up and it's there to represent I have a strong feeling about this without any real support for it.
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>>6305237
>its retarded to never try.
Oh I interpreted the "wants to fix but cant" as in she just cant get to a fem fem voice despite trying and is stuck with that male voice anon was describing earlier.

>>6305212
>just grow a pair (of boobs) and ask someone you get along with.
I've been a neet for the past few years, not really in contact with anyone irl so don't really have anyone to ask but thanks anyways.
>>
>>6305084
Hold up there
First of all, you wouldn't of known who posted that.
She talked to you about what I said.

Also how dare you blame others.
>lied about everything
About what?

The only person I knew who was in that group was Yizz, Georgia and Lydia and I'm not even friends with the last two.

Your group basically attacked everyone who was associated with me which is petty.

I lied about Lauren because I didn't think she would post our convo to you.

But no, you and your friends did what they wanted and attacked me viscously which you claimed wasn't happening
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>>6305374
also thats a cute pee pee

my pee pee is hard to see yours.
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>>6305384
dunno, maybe /hm/ or something, i use several boards
>>6305375
18 months, barely an A-cup but it doesn't matter when i wear a bra.
I'm pretty much happy with the results, they aren't too wide and not to narrow and when it gets cold (or i make out) they get super big. Had to take out my piercings cause they hurt like hell in the first winter after starting hrt
>>6305364
oh, okay. I'm at the other end of swabia...
no interest in meeting you, just curious
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>>6305359
;_;

nuuuuuuuuuu!
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>>6305282
I would like to know this too, please
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All this talk about cutting made me think. Do you part your hair on the right or the left? which one is more feminin?
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>>6305392
>tfw you get two (you)s

Good thing you are no longer allowed. I like your bf.

How far is Stuttgart away from you? I have no car (and I don't drive) so I am limited to public transport which reduces my range significantly.

>>6305399
I am sorry :/ There is really no one you can think of?
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>>6305407
I have to go buy stuff for dinner, but when I get back I'll explain it to you.
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>>6305282

two steps:

1. You just give up on expecting anything from anybody.

2. you become a sissy.
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>>6305350
>I always thought mtf nipples would stay tiny but mine are already 5 cm in diamater and stick out like crazy? Is that the norm?
Are they like that when erect? Mine shrink to about the size of a raisin when erect and aren't that big normally either.

>>6305410
>There is really no one you can think of?
No not really. I already asked my mom due to lack of alternatives but she won't do it.
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>>6305412
S A V A G E

>>6305410
~400km
its still 2 far for a day trip or anything.
I dont really meet people off the internet a lot anyway, I was just generally confused about last time.
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>>6305417
the go down and i just noticed i meant the aerolas... the bud itself is still quiete big, even my mentioned it (don't ask pls)
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>>6305394
Yee, I normally wear pants and long skirts because of it
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Is carth from chasergen the most autistic chaser of time?
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FUCK MY FUCKING SPINE IS HURTING SO FUCKING MUCH

Fucking bedpost ;____; I can barely sit or stand
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>>6305427
lets kiss with our penises
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>>6305425
Yeah my aerola and the thingy in the middle will shrink to like the size of a raisin or something when cold/erect. Guess you got great genetics, started early or something because mine haven't grown at all from the man-nip state.
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Should I prostitute myself to old men on grindr or craiglist so that I can get more money for transition?
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>>6305425
That is such a horrible hipster photo.
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>>6305439
I think its really pretty! I wanna go out with someone into a forest and enjoy the peace like that.
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>>6305427
You should become a good Mormon or Jehova's Witness woman, and not some skanky short short wearing ho, anyhow.
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>>6305374
idgi
why would you do something that people are obvs going to notice
bruises heal quicker, leave no scars and don't get the same reaction
if the point is pain not attention why cutting
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>>6305437
at least it does something when you get going :)
>>6305439
yeah, sure, but it makes me think about my ex... he loved hiking and i just miss him. ah damn, shouldn't have selected this one
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>>6305442
>Grace is a hipster confirmed
Jk, I like the outdoors as well...
>tfw no bf to snuggle with in a bivouac
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If I have a very low sex drive and am a pretty low test male, will spiro be very effective?
>>
>>6305449
what
in increasing it? probably not...
In adding more hormones, like estrogen? yes.
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>>6305449
How low-test? Like any AA will obviously vary based on your T levels, but some conditions can also weaken the effect of spiro.
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>>6305434
LMAO! I nominate this for our next thread:

Let's kiss with our penises edition
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i want to go camping with my gf now
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>>6305447
>at least it does something when you get going :)
It's more of a negative thing to have your nipples vanish when you get excited imo.

>>6305439
It's pretty comfy tho, you can't deny that.
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>>6305394
>unironically going out in anything but pants
"no"
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>>6305447
>he loved hiking and i just miss him
Have a horsey on a hiking trail.
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>>6305444
Why do you insist on replying to people who hate you?
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>>6305448
I like some hipster stuff but it's mainly just nature I enjoy
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>>6305424
>I dont really meet people off the internet a lot anyway, I was just generally confused about last time.
Yea me neiter.
All I wanted to say is that "not THAT far away" is relative. Everything > 5kg away from a S-Bahn station is far away for me :D
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>>6305459
hi
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>>6305458
>It's pretty comfy tho, you can't deny that
Having spent some time outdoors in similar conditions I kinda doubt that.
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>>6305417
>I already asked my mom
but doesn't she hate you or something? why did you think that would work?
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>>6305466
idk, Vermont/Maine/Eastern Quebec forests are pretty comfy with a light drizzle sometimes
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>>6305448
>>6305439

I actually like the "twee" ethos.
DIY do it yourself, hard working, focus on quality and things that matter.

Actually I love it.
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>>6305425
>i_got_out_of_home_to_be_between_walls_outside.jpg
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>>6305466
I once slept on a forest floor with nothing but a sleeping bag and a small piece of canvas over me while it was passing down all night. One of my fondest memories.
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>>6305465
Hi
>>6305466
Its pretty, but hiking in the rain is a shit.
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>>6305454
hey bby wanna kiss penises?
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>>6305442
why do you want to go to the forest to stay inside your tent? it's literally the most boting place you could be...
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>>6305466
It looks like they got a mosquito net of some sort to pull over. That saves the pic a ton for me.

>>6305467
Resents me somewhat for this but I was desperate and out of options. Still am sorta but I guess I'll just buy random cheap items from ebay at some point and see if any of them fit or look okay.
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>>6305475
Maybe you would understand if you weren't a weeb shut in autist
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>>6305478
>>6305475
>>6305474
>>6305472
>>6305471
>>6305470
>>6305469
>>6305468
do u like camping
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Tell her boyfriend, if he thinks he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared 'a him!!
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>>6305444
fuck off asshole
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>>6305481
Yes it's really fun
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>>6305480
if anything wanting to be inside the tent when you are in a forest is the most shut in possible thing.

>>6305481
sort of, I don't like doing it alone and you need people you are confortable having around for a few days. while it's fun it can be turned into shit with very little effort.
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>>6305481
I fucking love camping.
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>>6305484
muff
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>>6305474
LOL,I swear to God if you're as funny IRL as you're on here. yes. I'll let our penises make out.

>Inb4 AGP
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>>6305481
only if i get to kiss penises with everyone there.
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>>6305481
Never been to camping properly so don't really know. One of those irl things I'd like to share with someone some day I guess.
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>>6305490
nah I'm a socially autistic weirdo irl but yeah.

WHERE U AT?
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>>6305481
Even though the only time I went camping was a horrible experience I'm pretty sure I'd love it nowadays.
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>>6305481
It can be really fun and I miss it, I haven't gone in 5 years.
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>>6305475
i like it more than a bed

>tfw raining and by a waterfall in a cozy tent

>tfw cozy bear noises and birds
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I'm dat boi
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>>6305481
I love the outdoors, but I'm not good at roughing it. I would if it's something awesome like a spectacular mountain/lake/cave view
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>>6305124
Yah, I'm going to have to go grind against something for a little bit a tthe thought of wearing that ;_;

It's not to girly right?
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>>6305481
>do u like camping
Heck no. I am a runner. The nice scenery is a bonus not a requirement.

>>6305468
I guess so. The problem is staying warm.

>>6305471
Sounds dreamy.

>>6305472
You should try running.
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>>6305502
w a d d u p
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>>6305501
>i like it more than a bed
>tfw the nice, weirdly comforting feel of the dirt under you

>>6305505
Proper wool is god tier for outdoors clothing in general imo.
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>>6305499
aren't there some sort of camping meets airsoft things? it would be great...
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>>6305471
i did that a few times

but in bear country they will drag you into the trees and maul you in your cozy coffin

so i do not sleep under the stars for that reason
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>>6305458
i guess i misunderstood that, cause raisins are usually hard? or harder than... soft, flaccid
>>6305460
cuuuute!
Despite most of my uncles and cousins riding horses i never did, i'm a little afraid and poor, but someday i will ride a horse...
Do you own your own?
>>6305470
>>6305481
camping is great, but i still have hairs growing in my face and i get soooo afraid someone could see them... even though i never had a beard, or having *really visible hair after a few days
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>>6305504
voodoo2 3d graphics accelerator desu
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>>6305498
Awww, I'm in a certain country in central america, and I'm almost 30, tho.
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>>6305504
Can you be both AGP and Sissy at the same time, tho?
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>>6305512
I'm in the UK so that's not really an issue lol. We only have to worry about rabid squirrels and the occasional wildcat.
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>>6305513
>cause raisins are usually hard? or harder than... soft, flaccid
I guess they do get stiffer but what's the point when there's so little of it that you can't really play with it or anything. Not that I'm that hugely into playing with my own nips anyways.
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>>6305504
i-itd be cute tho faye
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>>6305516
wew you are a lot older than me.

pls be my gf
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>>6305525
>Not that I'm that hugely into playing with my own nips anyways
JUST ADMIT IT
pervert.
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>>6305510
Yeah, that happens sometimes! They aren't frequent but they seem fun. With airsoft you get a lot of crossover with guys that wanna go innawoods for a while. There's also Milsim which is usually a 40+ hour event and may feature some camping or at least staying in barracks for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WUzg2tJJeI
I'll be hopefully going to one later this year with some guys from /asp/, and if not this year I think they wanted to go to one in some Slavic country I forgot the name of. There's too many of those. :T
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>>6305521
Yah it's called a sassy
>>6305514
RiVa TNT tbqh
>>6305526
Ok, but only if I can get shoes as well
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>>6305530
Nah it's awkward because my tits are so small and I don't get much out of touching them in the first place. Lewding by myself in general just makes me feel lonely so I try to avoid it.
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>>6305536
we have no airsoft culture in my country, it's all paintball and it's really not the same in terms of the experience or the people who go for it. post pics when you go there so I can vicariously live thorugh you.
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>>6305499
>>6305536
I go camping several times a year, the experience relies on good company and weather, and your willingness to not have a comfortable bed and a bathroom for a few days.

Airsoft is a good reason to go out camping as well, milsim can be a lot of fun if your group is good.
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>>6305543
oh, i'm sorry. I know that feeling, i just recently broke up with my bf. Always felt shitty masturbating, despite getting better with my things down there, but still, i feel lonely and bad and disgusted and...
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>>6305524
fuck bears

i only like, twice seen pussy black bears on a trail. never seen a grizzly
>>
How do I get a job as a life coach? I'm good at listening to people and seeing through forced rationalizations, I wouldn't try to scam them besides distracting them from searching professional certified help. Do I post an add? Do I fake an accident and save some rich asshole? Do I get an office before having clients?
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>>6305565
I've never had a bf or a gf or any sort of relationship and I was just sorta suppressing any negative emotions caused by that until recently. Now with cat out of the bag I just can't get into the mood anymore.
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>>6305576
have you been preparing for the college entrance exams? it's the best way to socialize and meet people in a place where you are both forced to coexist but have a common topic to discuss all the time.
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>>6305570
take lessons from this guy, and you're probably qualified
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>>6305560
Come to America and play with me! But yeah paintball is more mainstream and just kind of a different game than airsoft in general. I will take plenty of pics and probably even have a go pro running for it.
>>6305562
Oooh you sound really cool
What's camping usually like for you? I could get used to the no bed or bathroom thing, well the latter that's actually not something I had considered much..
>Airsoft is a good reason to go out camping as well, milsim can be a lot of fun if your group is good.
I trust my group to be pretty chill, I've played with a few of them already and they're really fun guys.
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So, being perfectly aware that it's because I'm having mood swings and I'm insane

I want to die.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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>>6305583
a young vulnerable girl out in the woods with a bunch of strange guys? seems dangerous, be careful !!!
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>>6305583
if you are more comfortable presenting female by then I'd love to see some pics of full protection over a dress or other irl animu crap.
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>>6305578
They're still a week away, still sorta just waiting.

>>6305581
Always burn the rope. Always.
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>>6305583
>But yeah paintball is more mainstream and just kind of a different game than airsoft in general.
I used to be a pretty aggressive paintball player. I didn't play much though; too expensive.
pic relevant: me
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>>6305593
you do know that college is violently harder than hs, right? there's a reasson why you have much less class hours and people have a way harder time...
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>>6305581
I don't need help with doing the work, I already do it around me. I want to get money out of it and the jump into that is what I can visualize.
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>>6305589
Sounds like a fun kind of danger~.
>>6305591
I was actually just talking about that last night with them. They found this pic and were telling me I need to do this. Once I save up enough money I wanna grab some sheets of a camouflage I have yet to decide on and find a company that'll make me a custom dress with it!
I also am probably gonna use one of my cute surgical masks over a protective face mask for casual games, if it doesn't fog up my goggles.
>>6305597
>too expensive.
Yeah that's what I hear about paintball a lot. Airsoft is a big starting investment but to keep playing it's actually kinda cheap.
And nice, you've got the same head protection set up I do right now. Mask and a backwards hat lol.
Did you have fun at least?
>>
so like
whats up thread
>>
kill me.
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>>6305609
What book are you reading right now?
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>>6305609
kill me
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>>6305609
I'm depressed and so is anon.
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>>6305609
Sup fatty.
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>>6305583
>What's camping usually like for you?

My experiences vary a lot, but the common positive factor is the comfy factor of having a warm sleeping bag in the cold night and morning, and starting a live fire and making some food over it, whether it be some delicious meat on a stick or canned food to be heated up. I also like the nature a lot.

I do hate it when everything gets wet though, or if I'm feeling bad and have to use the bathroom (I have IBS). Creeps don't bother me but its annoying when they get in to your boots, clothes or food.

>>6305609
Grace is going innawoods and Anon wants someone to kill her.

Ohh and I have 2kg of chocolate that expires in a week and I don't know how I am going to get rid of it ;_;
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>>6305611
stalled in the middle of delillo's underworld
think ima pick up the first of the miyazaki memoirs and read that instead

>>6305613
no

>>6305614
oh
well make sure not to do the marjoona
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>>6305508
>Proper wool
That is probably the worst possible choice if you are going running. Just go full synthetic like Mother Nature intended.

>>6305513
No I don't. There really is not reason for fear they are pretty docile. Last year I encountered a father and a daughter on horseback. He was on this silky brown mare and she on some sort of a shaggy pony. Zipped past them with horses barely noticing me.
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>>6305601
Yeah I'm a bit scared I won't get in or wont last too long while I'm in but I really can't do anything about it just yet. Stuff just slips out of my mind in less than a week these days so I'm not going to waste my efforts just yet.

>>6305609
Tiredness.

>>6305605
>pic
That's so damn adorable. You need to make it happen!
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hello
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>>6305623
>well make sure not to do the marjoona
...

Things might be ok if I had the ganje...
At least then I'd have a reason to invite friends over.
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>>6305593
>be playing handlock
>be turn 2
even when your only logical option is to tap, there are still plenty of things to consider about your opponent's hand.

>>6305601
>people have a way harder time
people also get drunk af more often

>>6305605
it was hella fun. It was actually one of the things I picked up as part of repression, desu. The adrenaline felt really good, and the welts were like, evidence that I was manly or something like that.

The problem with paintball is that the ammo costs like $20 a box of 1000 retail panitballs, and if places say you can't bring your own paint, it can be triple that. I usually burned through ~200 a round, so that meant I was spending $120 every 10 rounds.

>>6305603
reverse image search the pic, and you'll get the joke.
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>>6305628
Hi Sheen!

How are you?
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>>6305628
That's enough out of you
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>>6305623
Please do it, I don't want to do it anymore.
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>>6305621
>having a warm sleeping bag in the cold night and morning
>and starting a live fire and making some food over it
great taste, tbdesu
making a fire was always my favorite part. during the day you sort of have to decide on something to do or whatever, but at night it's just sitting there watching the fire and being serene. it's the best.
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>>6305636
I'm about to go to get blood sucked out of me so that I can get my dose adjusted because its far too low and thats probably why I've been extra suicidal the past 9 months

>>6305638
sorry
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>>6305631
>even when your only logical option is to tap, there are still plenty of things to consider about your opponent's hand.
Sometimes there's very little information to work with but I guess he's just doing it for the sake of being consistent in those cases.
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>>6305642
>just sitting there watching the fire and being serene. it's the best.
It's so much better if you can snuggle up to a (boy)friend...

>>6305645
Well, good luck! I hope they get the dose right this time.
>>
I'm eating macaroni right now
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>>6305626
you're not supposed to memorize everythign right now, get in the rhythm of reading every day or you'll get tired two pages in.

>>6305631
>people also get drunk af more often
I've never met anyone who had a really easy time at college, while most people in HS pass it in autopilot. While you're legally allowed to fuck yourself up, very few people paying for an education really waste more time than they did in HS.
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>>6305649
>It's so much better if you can snuggle up to a (boy)friend...
never had that, nor with a girlfriend for that matter.
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>>6305642
I know right?

I usually don't just sit still when I'm camping, I'm either on a hike of some sort or I'm doing some random activities which makes me very hungry and that makes all the food you eat out there very enjoyable.
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>>6305505
i dunno. it doesn't seem like my scene. there's not a lot of self-destruction in that sport.
>>6305628
hi!
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>>6305537
LMFAO!!! game set and match

IRL Sassy Sissy link

https://unsee.
cc/bozudesi/
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>>6305647
Might as well take all the time you have.

God his patron warrior games were funny though.

>>6305652
My dad apparently deliberately chose which classes he was going to get a B in instead of an A. He could have had a 4.0 gpa, but it would have meant that he didn't have a life outside of school.
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>>6305657
well, the point of camping is going somewhere and doing something, and that's cool too. but I really like the aspects that are like a variant of your normal life, like a parallel universe where you just happen to be a nomad.
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>>6305655
Well, he wasn't (and isn't) my boyfriend but I did (and do again) have a crush on him. And he let me snuggle up against him for some reason...

He's not interested in me though.

>>6305664
God Damnit Sass.
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>>6305664
Sass, I have to say that you look better than I imagined. The comments you made about the corset gave me a much more... comical mental image.
AGP as fuck, of course.
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>>6305668
It's my HPD, I swear!!!!!! I can't help meself. :(
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>>6305667
>like a parallel universe where you just happen to be a nomad.

Its a respectable way to camp, healthy for your mind as well.
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>>6305665
>but it would have meant that he didn't have a life outside of school.
well, there you have it.
even if you can have a perfect score it's much more demanding than it would be in HS.
I'm not saying you ahve to be a genius to get a title, just that you can't compare the requierements against high school.
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>>6305674
I'm not saying it's not cute and funny.

I'm saying it's hilarious and endearing.
And I would never have the guts to do it.
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>>6305681
I mean, the people in HS that I knew had a 4.0 GPA also didn't have a life outside of school.
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>>6305663
>hi!
hi pleb
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>>6305652
>you're not supposed to memorize everythign right now, get in the rhythm of reading every day or you'll get tired two pages in.
I don't think the stuff I'm supposed to study beforehand is even that long. 90-120 pages or so. I should do fine if I start in a day or two. I mean, I got nothing to do all day anyways.

>>6305665
>God his patron warrior games were funny though.
Sometimes I wish there was a lite mode for the client that doesn't play the animations. I'm sure the pros would appreciate that even if the otk patron is no longer a thing.

>>6305664
I wish I could get away with blurring just face.
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>>6305624
I meant for camping/hiking tbqh
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>>6305692
>Sometimes I wish there was a lite mode for the client that doesn't play the animations
I mean, there was a deck that revolved around playing nozdormu and letting the joust animations eat up your opponent's turn.
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>>6305673
>MFW AGP Sissy sassy life forever
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>>6305664
Sass, out of morbid curiosity, are you still camwhoring?

Also what's your day job, and how do you not have a cute bf (god I'm jealous of your body. Honestly, If I could look like you do, I wouldn't be worried about how I'll look on HRT...)

Oh, and where did you get your girl-clothes?
>>
ijust woke and and realized hwo much wider my thigh gap is now cos no penor

nice
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>>6305621
Take me camping with you anon, that sounds really nice ;_;
>Grace is going innawoods and Anon wants someone to kill her.
As if they could pull that off
>Ohh and I have 2kg of chocolate that expires in a week and I don't know how I am going to get rid of it ;_;
Send some to meeee
Please?
>>6305626
>That's so damn adorable. You need to make it happen!
I will, I will! I like trying to think of neato stuff to do for this, I just need moneyyyy
>>6305631
>it was hella fun. It was actually one of the things I picked up as part of repression, desu. The adrenaline felt really good, and the welts were like, evidence that I was manly or something like that.
I actually got into this after starting HRT lol
The adrenaline is nice though, I don't usually get rushes like that living in the basement x.x
>The problem with paintball is that the ammo costs like $20 a box of 1000 retail panitballs, and if places say you can't bring your own paint, it can be triple that. I usually burned through ~200 a round, so that meant I was spending $120 every 10 rounds.
Jesus. I got 5k BBs for $20 and after a day of playing and sharing them with a friend I still have half the bottle.
>>
while i was on shift tonight there was this table i ended up working and they had really enthusiastic kids which was infectious so i ended up being all 'yeahhh!' and adorable and the lady had this tiny one month old baby.

then on another table that came in, there was this chick and i thought she looked pretty good and then i realised i was just being a narcissist, because she was my short haired cis doppelganger. we kept staring at each other and it weirded me out desu.
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>>6305698
I just find playing the game annoying sometimes when I have to wait for the same animations over and over. I only really follow HS through kripp youtube these days and I think he featured that nozz deck a while ago, also he's one of the least obnoxious YT personalities imo. Seems really genuine and chill with his stuff.

>>6305709
>n.e.e.t vest
How do I go about marrying you?
>>
>someone sent the end of the last thread to cis lesgen
Fuck you dude
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>>6305709
you need to leave less space under the eyes to make your eyes stand more, the way you use the face mask makes them look smaller.
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tfw not girl at all
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>>6305718
same
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>>6305712
I'm glad you had a good day. You don't see people posting about those so much.
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>>6305688
chen posting is best posting
>>6305718
iktf.
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>>6305718
What's this? not complaining about not having a trans gf?

(sorry, I'm a little meaner than usual. I'm poking fun, but if you're not "no trans gf" anon, I don't mean any offense)
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>>6305722
can i kiss your tummy?
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>>6305715
how did you even fall for that?
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>>6305703
> are you still camwhoring?
not really, I like suck ass at camwhoring

>Also what's your day job
I mostly do graphic design from home, like part of the gig economy. And I'm working on some entrepreneurial stuff, but I'll reveal it when it's off of the ground.

>how do you not have a cute bf
Um I've had bad experiences with guys and there's like not much to pick from where I live...except craigslist and nope. that sucks

>look like you do
Corset Magiks 100%

>where did you get your girl-clothes?
Amazon. lol. The shoes from a shoe store. I just pretended they were for my uh, girlfriend? lol
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>>6305727
>not complaining about not having a trans gf?
Well duh, I might not be a real girl, but I'm never going to sink to transbian levels.
And I'm not.
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>>6305728
sure u cankiss my abs desu
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>>6305730
Huh...

Well then.

Not what I was expecting.

Move somewhere with nice guys and the second you go full time you'll be getting number.

(I don't even girlmode and I get number though...)

>>6305734
Well, sorry 'bout that.

I know the feel.
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>>6305735
damn dude thats hots

can I stick my penis inside you after?
>>
flannel pls
>>
Vodka and sleeping pills yeah or nah?
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>>6305723
i always have good days ^_____^
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>>6305740
>pre-owned
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>>6305722
Do you think you'll ever be content with your life?
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>>6305741
Nah.

It just gets you sick. It won't kill you and it won't send you into a blissful sleep, so there's no point.
>>
>>6305742
Would you ask Edgar to leave if he walked into your restaurant?
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>>6305740
>pre-owned

I hope the seller didn't wash it and its all sweety and full of her musk

MMMMM I can fap to that.
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>>6305730
>I mostly do graphic design from home
Teach me your ways senpai

>>6305740
>item location not brisbane
it's someone else
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>>6305739
yea when i recover

>>6305744
will you ever stop being a dumb turd???
>>
>>6305745
How about the whole bottle and vodka
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>>6305747
...


That would be discrimination on grounds of gender. Pretty sure that's illegal.

>>6305754
That might kill you, but there's faster ways. And less painful ones. And also it's not guaranteed.
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>>6305709
>Take me camping with you anon, that sounds really nice
If you have no problem carrying everything by yourself then no problem :3

>As if they could pull that of
Sorry I mistyped that sentence :s

>Send some to meeee
>Please?
Sorry Im European, It would probably go bad before it reaches you...

You can eat as much as you want if you come camping with me though
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>>6305753
what r u recovering from
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>>6305709
>The adrenaline is nice though, I don't usually get rushes like that living in the basement x.x
a quick list of things I did when I started repressing in 9th grade:

-quit diving, baseball entirely
>tfw I got called a faggot on a regular basis by the guys on my baseball team
-cover MCR in a garage band
-start training parkour
-restart goalkeeping
-play paintball
-get gud at vidya
>tfw I was really good at Ghost Recon Online, a game that was dead before it started
>tfw I won a doubles halo tournament with my best friend at the time, and then beat him in a 1v1 for all the prize money ($20)
>tfw I have never owned an Xbox or a copy of Halo

and then 11th grade:
-quit goalkeeping
-quit paintball
-quit parkour
-break off relationships with all of my old friends
-start doing LAN parties with new friends
>tfw I'm still friends with those guys, even after coming out

yeah, paintball was by far the most expensive thing I did, except for buying my Bass. Airsoft sounds cheap af. I might play again if I can find a group that isn't hyper masc eating raw test for breakfast.

>>6305713
Trump isn't super annoying and is moderately attractive, but Kripp is way better at teaching the game.
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>>6305713
>How do I go about marrying you?
W-well I'm pretty sure you need to sacrifice a goat and some other things..
but I have a lot of silly patches! I got some Ace Combat ones in today and I have more coming soon :3
>>6305717
That does look better, thanks!
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>>6305742
post your tummy
>>
>>6305758
penor removal
>>
>>6305756
What's a faster and better way.
>>
>>6305753
I guess I could try.
>>
>>6305730
What programs do you use for the designs?
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>>6305762
congrats
>>
>>6305767
thank
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>>6305760
>W-well I'm pretty sure you need to sacrifice a goat and some other things..
Already done that. Well... not a goat. A sheep. It was very hard to get the cut right when it was struggling so much.

I know I'm insane. That was a long time ago.
I have done a lot of stupid things.

>>6305763
Bottle of paracetamol would break your liver, but the fastest easiest way is jumping off a tall building. Don't do it though, It hurts if you fuck it up.

And even if it's 5 floors it might not kill you. It didn't kill me.
>>
>>6305760
>That does look better, thanks!
check sexy hijab eyes for inspo

also, I hope I get a possitive review for my website when I become a life coach.
>>
>>6305771
3 is the bare minimum for maybe killing you if you fall the right way. the problem with going too high is that your body will instintively acomodate and it will readuce the damage to vital parts, it's pretty hard to find a height that will 100% kill you no matter how you fall.
>>
>>6305747
I'd be nice to Robin, making sure to point out personal recommendations and pizza topping combinations, trying to upsell olives and side dishes, and generally being friendly. i'd be hoping for a decent tip, and i constantly smile while working anyway, years of working in service. i'd make sure Robin's pizza came pre sliced to accommodate for disability.

i'm good at my job senpai, reviews matter. plus trans people need to be treated well and have normal experiences in the world, even if they are frustrating and impossible. i'd only ask Robin to leave if other restaurant guests felt threatened or uncomfortable due to her behaviour. not looks. a poo pizza would definitely be grounds for removal. looking like a rock climbing wall with titties isn't.
>>
>>6305777
Can confirm.

I barely even fucked my legs up doing it the second time.
3 did nothing to me.
I guess I'm really bad at suicide.
>>
>>6305778
Wow that's a pretty fuckin gay answer
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>>6305760
>W-well I'm pretty sure you need to sacrifice a goat and some other things..
>tfw grace is a demoness playing the part of a good christian girl
[worry]

>>6305759
>Trump isn't super annoying and is moderately attractive
I find his content monotonous as fuck but I guess that's how it goes when youre a pro and have to play the same decks 'til exhaustion. His card reviews are okay tho and I sometimes watch them. Kripp is just there for fun and games which I appreciate and he plays the game like I would (making fun gimmicky decks) if I had all the cards. My least favorite HS player is probs Amaz.
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>Hear something on balcony
>Walk out in just undies because I'm the king in my castle
>It's the neighbors on the roofbalcony above me
>Stand there in all my hairy half naked chubby glory
>Sup guys
I think they were impressed.

Anyways whats going on, suicide and shit? Here lemme put on the jukebox
https://youtu.be/4gO7uemm6Yo
>>
>>6305778
POST UR SWET TUMMY
>>
>Favorite player not Forsen
Please
>>
>>6305778
My boo is so nice : 3
>>
>>6305790
>tfw grace is a demoness playing the part of a good christian girl
>not "grace is a pagan from the bad old days trying to convert you to her heretical religion"
Come now, we all know your secret.
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>>6305778
>>6305788
Gay as fuck desu senpai.
Stop pretending you're all grown up TB.
>>
>>6305778
>YWN have Tb as a waitress trying to convince you to buy more than you can pay
;__;
>>
>got charged twice for lunch today
What the fuck they better fix that shit
>>6305759
>I might play again if I can find a group that isn't hyper masc eating raw test for breakfast.
My guys know I'm a girl and treat me as such, even call me Grace and stuff IRL even when I was only 2-3 months. Guys can be chill sometimes, at least around here!
>>6305757
>If you have no problem carrying everything by yourself then no problem :3
I can do that! I'll travel light~
>Sorry Im European, It would probably go bad before it reaches you...
Ship it really fast then, what are you waiting for!?
>You can eat as much as you want if you come camping with me though
Will do~
>>6305771
>I know I'm insane. That was a long time ago.
>I have done a lot of stupid things.
W-what the heck
>>6305774
>>tfw grace is a demoness playing the part of a good christian girl
>[worry]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>
>>6305736
you just say that because I'm your friend :)

>>6305752
Learn Photoshop and Illustrator, start doing stuff for a portfolio. pay attention to small businesses and see how you could help them. Make some sketches, like logos, color palette, corporate image.
Cold call them and ask for a meeting and be prepared for rejection. only 1 out of 10 work out.

>>6305765
Photoshop and Illustrator. Clients communicate in word art and powerpoint presentations. If comeone asks if you can use such and such package, say yes and find tutorials on youtube.
>>
>>6305723
I'd post about them if I had them!
>>
>>6305814
Sorry
Don't ever trust me again, sass
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>>6305725
>chen posting is best posting
u kno it
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>>6305761
>>6305793
i don't have a tummy, i have a gunt

>>6305788
>>6305799
well fuck you i need tip money so i can buy cheesecake and ice cream, because i can eat whatever i like whenever i like. i'm having a cheesecake party right now. i got free calzone earlier. by being grown up and professional, i get to be a complete kid. its great. i made kids cover their grandpa's bald head in stickers earlier. i love my job.

>>6305800
i upsell but sometimes forget to add extra drinks onto the bill, add chargeable toppings on as free, and jazz up desserts with extra stuff. 'brand standards' my ass, if you're nice, good people or you have sweet kids i will shower you in free stuff

>>6305797
I love you, sweet pea <3
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>>6305804
>W-what the heck

I've told this story in brief before.
I tried to make a ritual sacrifice to Lugh, but I fucked it up. It was half an hour too early and on a disused mass rock and not next to a river under. It was on the full moon, but... well.

I still killed a sheep by cutting it's throat, it was very difficult and I was batshit insane at the time. Hell knows what the farmer must have thought 'cause I stole the sheep.

>>6305814
>you just say that because I'm your friend :)
Eh.

Maybe.
>>
>>6305819
what? what on earth could you have done for me to not trust you again?
>>
>>6305819
I don't hold grudges :)
>>
>>6305831
Everything
>>
>>6305790
>Amaz
I hate his voice. It's really, really annoying.

Yeah, I think the best part about Kripp is that he does a lot of arena and a lot of gimmicky decks, which makes his content unpredictable at best.

>>6305804
That actually sounds a lot like the guys I do LAN parties with.
>>
>>6305795
For the people who are actually tryharding I like Reynad. Good situational humor going on around his character.

>>6305814
>Learn Photoshop and Illustrator, start doing stuff for a portfolio.
I don't think I can get those programs, I tried pirating them once and it didn't work out. Guess I'll just stick with practicing web design for now.
>Cold call them and ask for a meeting and be prepared for rejection.
As in IRL meeting or skype? One is a dead end due to where I live and I don't have a webcam for the other.
>>
>>6305837
Don't be so hard on yourself, I think you hold yourself to imposible standards and you get angry when you can't meet them.

I mean. fuck it. enjoy life. I'm never ever going to be a model tier beautiful woman. Fuck it, anon.

We can only be ourselves.
>>
what's you favorite gelbooru tag, /mtfg/?
>>
>>6305854
Futa :^)
>>
>>6305854
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=jeffr
>>
Just took two pics of my naked body to send to someone..
So fucking man muscly
Guess who's /anorexic/ now
>>
new one
>>6305859
>>6305859
>>6305859
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>>6305854
tag means day in german
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>>6305849
I guess piracy is harder in legal countries :(

cold call=phone calls, there's no other way I know. emails get dumped and mom and pop type value meeting face to face.

Also web design and coding earns more money than graphic design. how much? tons more.

Focus on building your portfolio then.
>>
>>6305867
what's your favorite gelbooru day, Phien?

>>6305861
for nostalgia reassons?
>>
>>6305884
I dont go on porn pages usually, idk what would turn me on. probably rape or torture or something
>>
>>6305740
Ironically, flannel didn't wear flannel when I met her.
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