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>>6204848
I do upper eyelash mascara and 1/2 lower waterline eyeliner for my hooded bastardS.

Eye-shadow is dependent on eye/hair/complexion color

http://mashable.com/2016/05/16/laura-jane-grace-north-carlina/#GM00rqecRiq2

I can't stand this edge

>>6204856
no, because if that happens, I *am* going to kill myself

I'M FUCKING HAPPY AND TRANS. SUCK IT ANON! SUCK MY HOPEFULLY SOON (on a relative scale) TO BE NON-EXISTENT BALLS!

(please note, soon on a relative scale may be up to 5 years)

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no hrt for you Mr Edgar

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>tfw want to buy clothes but need to lose weight first or it would be a waste of money
>tfw want to buy glasses but dunno what fits my face
Aaa

>>6204852
I hope you log off of your life
>>6204860
It's time to move on, Edgar. Swallow some pimozide, leave this board forever and do something productive with your autism.

>>6204864
the consultant psychologist I mentioned my sexual deviancy to didn't seem to think it made me less trutrans desu

>>6204860
You'll fail and your dad will tie you up the garage and feed you test and cut off your breasts

>>6204825
Titch, you really are an an inspiration. Especially for just being 8 months or so. I think a nose job would definitely help me as well; I hate my bump.
Unfortunately I have other procedures and crap to put money towards first...
Maybe in a year or so.

I'm almost hoping I'm happy enough with myself after a year I leave my honker as is but I'm doubting it.

Out of curiosity, have you ever taken a side picture of your face?

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>>6204837

>image limit
NOT ANYMORE DESU

>>6204848

super thin liner, light colors, pearlescent finishes, highlighted inner corner and below the arch, eyelash curler, outward blendblendblending.

>>6204862

i get that :/ i mean don't you think you could accomplish that by being above double digits tho?

>>6204863

YAY

>>6204871
nah I'd rather bash my head against the wall til my skull breaks tbqh famalam

oops didn't see new thread
>>6204827 #
>i literally ate an entire laaaarge buffalo chicken pizza in one sitting the other day
omgg I would get too full when I tried that. I can do like half of a large before I literally can't fit more food in my stomach lol

idk honestly. I'm up to 130 right now, but I'm 5'4" so it's really bad I think. I think I want to go to like 105 or maybe a little less. I'd love to get into double digits but I think that might be danger territory even at my height

the big thing for me is like.. I used to be a pretty competitive swimmer in high school, so I was really muscular. like 150 lb and really low body fat. and after going to college I felt huge and gross so that's when I was anorexic for the first time. luckily my roommate caught it after a couple months and helped me get over that and I've been pretty constant at 130 ever since. but it didn't get rid of all that musculature and neither has spiro so I still look pretty big. and like lots of clothes don't fit my thunder thighs and big arms (uniqlo with their midget japs I swear). so that's what I want to fix. idk what number I need to go for tho

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>>6204866
werk it or ill ravage you

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nth for i still haven't figured out how to smile without being self conscious

I'm the only one not smiling in this picture ><

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>>6204876
>>6204857
thank you girls !!

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>>6204876
I was about to post this picture 4 u :3

>>6204881
sorry for crossposting
>but I'm 5'4" so it's really bad I think. I think I want to go to like 105 or maybe a little less. I'd love to get into double digits but I think that might be danger territory even at my height

Idk, the lowest I was at was like 104/5 or something and I am 5'8. at some point it stops looking though

>>6204883
Cute!
Your arms are so foreward

>>6204878
You won't have a choice you autist. Your dad already knows. He's just waiting for his chance to grab you

>>6204876
>>6204881
ok I need to do that refresh thing before I post lmfao

and yea I mean I'm sure I could. I'd just love to be able to say I was double digits of weight lol. I want to look like a thinspo girl desu

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>>6204882
Waiting sucks ;_;
especially when no vidya

>>6204883
You really should be more self-conscious.

>>6204883
Awwhohoho look at this angel. You so cute red

>>6204883
>those man arms

>>6204883
Wait, why are you wearing a dress? Are you a girl again?

Fuck. I miss a few episodes of my soap and Red's flopped genders again. Is Kayla still nice?

WHY ISNT MY CRUSH TEXTING ME BACK I NEED MORE KISSES AHHHHH

>>6204885
>love to get into double digits
is it possible to get into double digits if i'm 5'10. my lowest has been like 110. idk how to get any lower though, i already rarely eat and use what energy i have to do cardio. but i'm worried its not possible. i feel like such a fatty at 110 though :(

fuck. My shrink said he doesnt know how to handle the issue of gender dysphoria and wants me to go to a specialist. What do i tell the new person? how do i begin? im fucking terrified of talking about this, especially with a complete stranger, and specificly cause polish gender therapists are not the most accepting/nice.

is there even a point in going to a gender therapist? ik i want to transition, i just want to use them to break it to my mom with somone else in the room, who can mediate. Ill be self medding anyway because polish law essentially doesnt allow hrt.

help

>>6204885
>image
spooked ;-; that stuff belongs on /x/!!
>Idk, the lowest I was at was like 104/5 or something and I am 5'8. at some point it stops looking though
to be honest as long as I look good clothed I don't mind looking gross naked. but yea I know what you mean. I have to be careful is all

>>6204883
me neither desu. and I'm a compulsive smiled so I think I just scare people all the time
that girl on the right is TALL

>>6204860
you don't understand, without coming out or whatever they will stall you and make your transition an even bigger nightmare. i'm saying these things to make it easier for you. change your name, get a job after uni, come out to your family, then cut them off forever if you have to idk.

Gendercare is a private service, a psych first appointment is £250, endo is the same. further appointments are half that. they also have a voice therapist there. private srs in the uk is £12k. you'll have to pay full whack for your scripts too.

just suck it up senpai

>>6204908
My shrink tried to talk me out of ffs b/c she doesn't think changing your outer appearance is half of transition

>>6204901
this is from a while ago....
I still like wearing feminine clothes
>>6204900
well, compared to my sister's arms to the right whose the same height as me, my arms are a little bit less thick
>>6204899
You're really sweet beep~!

>>6204908
you should probably try to contact nikky/ffs-anon, shes polish

>>6204910
That "girl" is tall because it's kaylee the hon

>>6204922
You're implying cis girls can never be that tall

>>6204922
uhhh...no?
have you seen pictures of kaylee?
she's 5'6
that's my sorority sister

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>>6204905
wouldnt recommend, being critically underweight isnt smart unless you dont mind organ damage and stuff. I also wanna go to double digits but my bf wont let me ._.

>>6204910
yus, especially if you have an active life, and avoid overly hot showers or you might seriously hurt yourself

>>6204883
who's the man in the middle?

>>6204922
my neighbor growing up is like 6'4" and she's cis
also if that girl is trans she is definitely not a hon, just tall

>>6204930
Sophie I want to lick your neopuss

>>6204922
>kaylee
>hon

get out

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I went to Asda to buy bathroom scales

Wore by chastity device and sissy panties on the way there, it didn't affect my journey adversely

This was my first time outside since last Monday (when I signed on)

All was going to well until I spotted a few kids leaving the local sixth form, skinny pakis, was quite jealous of how they would have an easier time of transitioning.
Later a moderately attractive skinny white girl appeared, I had to change my trajectory to avoid walking into her
She really was quite pretty, a rarity in this town, a skinny white girl is hard enough to spot, never mind one that's not hideous
Felt like she thought I was a creep

Lot of pakis in headscarves, wasn't like this when I was growing up

I found the bathroom section in Asda quickly, had to walk past the clothing section to get there, felt people were eyeing me suspiciously but that might just have been because I had my hood up
There was only one kind of scale for sale, it was made of glass, electric, quite stylish

cost 10 quid
Nice to see the workforce in this store is much more diverse than I remember

The trip home was more stressful
I forgot to bring a bag so had to carry the scales with my hand
There was a large group of students gathers at a point I needed to walk through and for sometime I had to walk alongside them too
Felt out of place
Saw a really skinny girl with her bf, very jealous!

Started to sweat a bit when I got to the homestraight

Anyway, I weighted myself, turns out I'm 12.75 stone (178.5 lbs), that's over a stone heavier than I last remember being (I was wearing all my clothes and metal chastity device while weighing myself so the figure is probably high but it will feel good to create the illusion I have lost weight so quickly)

>>6204911
>get a job after uni, come out to your family, then cut them off forever if you have to
kinda the plan anyway

changing name feels like a step way too far when idek if I'm going to end up able to go girlmode yet but I guess at least Robin is a relatively andro name

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i called the clinic.
they said they'd call me back in a couple of hours to set up my appointment for tomorrow.
this is so exciting

>>6204876
Bridal party!!!!!!!

>>6204922
How tall is Kaylee? Not cool calling her a hon >:(

>>6204930
You deserve to be gassed in a literal oven with food in it

>>6204947
5'6

>>6204947
she's 5'9" and she's cute as fuck... I miss her so much ;_;

>>6204883
> being this cute
Really need to stop letting myself get jealous. Great pic, and it'll be even better when your smiles come easy.

And good morning mtfg! Unpacking progresses. Books, games, cosmetics, kitchenware, and most personal maintenance supplies located (the Rogaine is missing and it's disturbing me). We had Vietnamese for lunch, and pizza for dinner. It's good to have roomies to chat with while unpacking. I made more progress in 24 hours than I made in a month at the old place.

>>6204930
>and avoid overly hot showers
I've heard this is bad from my friend who is double digits. she's like 5'1 and 80some pounds and says she can't take baths because she's afraid she will faint and drown
your bf is smart btw. as much I'm talking about unhealthy weight loss it's really bad to go that low

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>>6204937
w-wow, thanks I guess?

>>6204948
I wish someone would do that.
>gassing in an oven
that sounds... weird.

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>>6204943
>Wore by chastity device and sissy panties on the way there, it didn't affect my journey adversely

>>6204930
>I also wanna go to double digits but
how even do you stop eating, if i miss a meal, like, my tummy grumbles till it gets food >,<

>>6204953
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUdew5gMbTg

>>6204951
thanks
good morning~

>>6204943
Holy shit, commit suicide. We don't need anymore Edgars around here.

>>6204956
over time you actually start to like the hunger pangs. and desu I feel more productive when I'm hungry

Why are people nicer to me on days that I haven't shaved?
It's gross and I want my facial hair to go and stay go
But I can't afford laser at the moment

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good morning /mtfg/, how do i stop being the blanket burrito

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>>6204949
>>6204950

I really hate being fooled by anon. What happened to Kaylee?

How tall are you Red? you look beautiful in that pic, BTW.

>>6204876
forgot to post our pic in last reply!!!! :(

>>6204962
>more productive when I'm hungry
hmmm this is a good idea, maybe i should stop eating too. i'm like 5'10'' 140 right now. i could lose tons of weight and be way prettier then.

>>6204953
>w-wow, thanks I guess?
I hope your boyfriend does it everyday at least.

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>>6204874
just for you

>>6204962
There's a lot of weird truth to this.
I intentionally skip breakfast or eat really, really light if I have a test that day.
It feels like the hunger pain keeps me more alert.

>>6204966
She's living in SF now...
I'm seeing her in july....
I miss her so much


I'm....6'2
really tall....

Uuugh. Can anons stop the hon meme. It's become so unfunny and bland.

Girl is tall
>hon
Girl has a prominent chin
>hon
Girl is a little chubby
>hon
Girl is not on hrt yet
>hon
Girl doesn't look like a man at all but has a slightly unaeathetic feature
>hon

Fuuuuck it's so exhausting to read. The self-deprecating you guys put yourself under is annoying as well. Y'all look fine, god.

>>6204969
apparently it's like an animal instinct actually, being more productive when hungry. I do more work in the morning before lunch than I do after despite posting on 4chan between lines of code lol

>>6204975
You're the best <3
Just as I thought: just pretty as from the front.

>>6204980
If I looked fine, then people wouldn't be pointing out my masculine features all the time irl

>>6204978
same

>>6204976
yea animal instinct at play there. a hungry dog is a busy dog or whatever. >>6204981

>>6204981
maybe i'll just try like a 3 or 4 day fast, till the end of this week? whats the best way to start.

i want daddies cummies!!!!!

>>6204978
>>6204986
men please leave

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>>6204993
leave.
don't come back here

>>6204975
;-;

>>6204975
Are you still dating Aife? Also you are so fucking cute.

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>>6204956
Idk, Ive never really felt hunger. I can just not eat and not even notice for a day or two, after that I just start getting weaker.

>>6204973
th-thats private anon.

>>6204994
You first, sir

TFW dysphoric as fuck
TFW want to only slam beer and drown in a lake

>>6204995
>furfag telling anyone else to leave
You're just as bad.

>>6204980
do you just never go outside? hons arent a meme they are the norm and the sad reality of why we cant have nice things

if youre not on hrt youre a man like lets be real you sound stupid and like you belong on reddit

hons...no shame

>>6205000
>notice for a day or two,
i used to be like that i'd go like 3 or 4 days without eating. now that i eat more often i'm like a pig eating 3 times every day sometimes, more.

>>6205005
i'll hold you close~

>>6205000
If he doesn't you deserve someone who does.

>>6205008
no nice things ever

>>6204999
7 months together. i think i'm gonna be moving in with her around Thanksgiving time. we're gonna get married. shes my Aife wife

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>>6205006
regardless, i think the character placement is still appropriate

>>6205011
I'll probably spazz out and cry for two hours while screaming about everything manly about me.
I'll soak your shirt in tears

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>>6205006
>current year
>sperging about furries and calling them furfags

>>6205005
>and drown in a lake
not as easy as it sounds

>>6205022
Who /virgin/ here?

>>6204969
>>6204962

>Not eating feels good

I wish!!! the only thing I feel when I don't eat is wanting to constantly vomit. Do you keep hydrated or something like that or are like full blown gurus not eating and drinking anything on days?

>>6204978
Wow, you must be awesomely proportioned because you don't look tall at all in your pics.

very jelly

>>6205025
here

threadly reminder that if you're over 5'10" you will never pass as anything but a man.

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>>6205025
me

>tfw other people have turned their lives around in the time it's taken for me to do fuck all
>tfw everyone else is moving on to the things they've always dreamed of while I'm still a failure of a person in all regards
getting out of bed was a mistake

Robin is disgusting.

>>6205020
I'll share what i think is masculine about myself too.....

>>6205023
It is when you're waaaay to drunk to swim.
Just get hammered and dive as deep as possible before your breath gives out

I'm totally not showing up to work without a long-sleeve under my uniform to hide my scars on purpose today

I totally don't want to be fired from this place because that would be AWFUL :^)

>>6205031
drown yourself edgar!

>>6205033
:( you'll probably just give me dysphoria

hi mtfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>6204969
that is way thin tho

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>>6205012
he doesnt, but thats cause he doesnt want me to be sad. he would though. I am just really weird.

>tfw you will never watch edgar get beaten to death by pakis

>>6205032
no shit senpai

>>6205034
true, I don't drink, never thought of that
drowning's meant to be particularly agonising anyway though, why that method?

>>6205025
i am

>>6205028
>passing anything but a man
yes please! one man for passing inside me :D

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>>6205025
>>6205029
>>6205027
me too

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>>6205031
if it makes you feel any better im one of the older people here and i didnt start getting my shit together until very recently and I feel so far behind with my friends with everything but we catch up eventually

>>6205040
i don't want to do that...

>>6205045
don't tho :(

>>6205042
You don't like it?

>>6205045
B/c you'd be too uncoordinated and out of focus to swim back up with no air in your lungs.
Swimming drunk is fun but once underwater, its difficult to tell which way is up

>>6205051
I just can't see how it's gonna work out for me

The first month on spiro and estradiol I noticed almost no effects. I had less erections and seemed less oily. That was about it.

Second month, after a 1 month in check-in I got my next dosage. My pills look physically different and the label on the pill bottle warns that they look different but they're the same medication. 4 days in and I'm definitely urinating more frequently and getting light headed easier. Also I didn't notice any mint smell or taste in the first month's but it's prominent in the second's. I understand they had different manufacturers

I looked up the first one to see what others would find if they found one and looked it up. It said it was legit but maybe it was a fake? Can they do that ethically? I'm pretty sure I'm crazy to actually believe somehow I've been given a fake pill my first month.

First one was Spironolactone hydrochloride, AN 514: http://www.drugs.com/imprints/an-514-16307.html

Second month's was just spironolactone: http://www.drugs.com/imprints/tl-217-22085.html

>>6205059
It wont.

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>>6205050
noone has ever given me a (You) when i admitted to being /virgin/ gaaaahhh

>>6205052
You're slim & pretty...
You telling me your insecurities wouldn't make me dysphoric.. Your presence would

>>6205031
Kayla 2 pls

>>6205057
but I can't swim down hard enough, that's exactly the problem

>>6205068
I'm not angry at people who have it better than me though
kayla attacks people for it
it's not their fault I was born such a fuckup

>>6205048
Is this a joke

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>>6205059
It's not going to. Just drown yourself now while you can.

>>6204989
idk if fasting is the best idea. I just skip breakfast most days but that's more because there's no good breakfast food imo. I used to fast but I think there's diminishing returns on the productivity gains from hunger so I try to eat at least once a day

>>
6205000
>I can just not eat and not even notice for a day or two, after that I just start getting weaker.
this. except I got the shakes before I got too much weakness

>>6205026
I only drink water. and black coffee. coffee helps segue into fasting/ano imo because it kills appetite

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>>6205065
umm ._.;;

idk what you mean by that ._.

>>6205065
I think I did lewd things with you

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>>6205072

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>>6205059
I say the same things myself but I'm going to tell you the same canned bullshit people tell me that ends up becoming true... you just gotta be patient and wait your chances eventually come around this does actually happen and you have to work your ass off and make sure not to talk all your friends away from you from being depressed

Should I get moistener for me or women?

>>6205045
drowning is entirely peaceful, much like freezing to death. you feel warm and comfortable and eventually just accept your fate and relax. its like an exit bag with free drink included.

hanging, overdoses on certain pills, cutting veins (lol who does that), and poisoning with household chemicals (aka the more common methods) are always more painful and easy to fuck up, and leave you fucked up afterwards if you survive. i've had a crick in my neck since 2012 after killing myself by hanging senpai. you don't even know suffering

>>6205069
Yes you can. Just get as far as possible

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>>6205077

>>6205071
yeahh

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>>6205056
Its connected to something that happened a long time ago that left a few mental scars.
Id rather not get into this more though

>>6205073
>>6205000
I hate phones

>>6205081
get it for you :^)
it doesn't matter unless you care about scent honestly. most of the best moisturizers aren't gendered tho. that's like pink tax bs

>>6205075
I dont know what you meant with the (You)


>>6205078
yes and it was some of the best lewds i had... I miss your pets and I cant wait to see you again

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>>6205092
oh i just meant that i am also a virgin... o.o

>>6205089
You be you Phien-chan. Your past is your own. While I'm not afraid, or upset by my own, I don't expect that from anyone else. I'm still proud of you.

>>6205094
Hush you. Now is neither the time or the place to test my patience.

>>6205082
Drowning is actually quite painful

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>>6205041
>that is way thin tho
this is thin?!?!?! i have muffin top, i could lose like 30 lbs and still not be thin

>>6205085
post unedited one pls

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>>6205022
obviously, it's wrong for me to think, "hey sometimes cartoon animals (who crossdress) can be cute".
rest assured i'm not gonna be taking it any further than the skimpy outfits, which are apparently compulsory based on the art i could find

>>6205095
oh... feelsbadman


>>6205104
I believe you

>>6205091
could you recommend me a moisturiser?

I'm struggling to tell which ones are good/right

read it needs to be "skin conditioning" and have vitamin E

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hello ladies, gents, inbetween and other.
What are you fine beings doing today?

>>6205109
Getting a job.

>>6205100
...that's straight up delusional, you don't even have the tiniest bit of muffin top let alone being able to lose 30 lbs without becoming a skellington

>>6205104
lol oh no it's not

>>6205099
go into the water

>>6205100
That is thin.. Past that is muscly
Being skinny and soft is OK, you know

>>6205110
Track your IP and dox you on /b/ for browsing here. Hope you got a proxy.

>>6205070
Fair enough!
Continue being a beautiful disaster and I'll get more pop corn.

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>>6205094
>ywn never be kidnapped tortured and thrown into a ditch to die by an anon from a cambodian flute carving board

>>6205109
Hiding from my responsibilities.

ABSOLUTELY FEMININE

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>>6205113
>can't detect sarcasm?

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>>6205109
telling you to fuck off

>>6205108
I use CeraVe products mostly. they're usually highly recommended as a starter moisturizer. they come in a little tub, not with a pump tho. but you can get a pump on amazon if that's important to you. look at the reviews for the moisturizer and people link to pumps/lids that fit the tub

>>6205122
nope it's a congenital defect :(

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>>6205107
yea... mb one day tho

>>6205126
Eh... Too busy. Phien-chan probably doesn't care anyway. Tell me if there are jobs in Ireland though. Make yourself useful if you're going to stick around.

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>>6205129
what is?

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>>6205111
Sirona, you're my favourite person on here. <3

I hope you get that job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ7GltNmDbg

>>6205132
Autist

>>6205108
>>6205128
http://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Moisturizers-Moisturizing-Cream-Ounce/dp/B001V9SXXU

>>6205131
our day will come and it will be great, tell me when it happens ok?

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>tfw someone you're regularly intimate and naked with hugboxes you

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so I'm thinking of moving to either cali or portland in a few years which one is the better choice for a welder?

People like Edgar make me me feel better about myself :)

>>6205136
Danke. I try. I'm also looking at getting jobseekers allowance, and getting retail experience.

>>6205137
Yes?

I shit up /tg/ what's your point?

>>6205139
ok yeah i will !! but you tell me as well yeah??

Sin é

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>tfw you will never put ol rapey out of his misery once and for all
>you will never infiltrate the mental hospital disguised as a nurse and drown Edgar in the tub when it's time for his bath
>you will never stuff his body parts under the floorboards of his hospital room
>you will never be personally thanked by Edgar's parents and caretakers for blessing their lives with his early death
>you will never improve the state of humankind by removing his autism from this world
>you will never be the hero that /mtfg/ needs

>>6205140
This is why..
Ugh.
K, I'm done here today

>>6205148
Céard é? Cad atá ort?

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>>6205140
tfw noone to be intimate with regularly.... ;_;

>>6205150
I'm sorry valq....

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I am a god

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>>6205149

So after shaving you should

>use aftershave
>use witch hazel
>use moisturiser

>>6205140
Stop letting anons get to you, Red. You're a qt.

>>6205149
>tfw you will never be as deluded as anon

Welp, glad I dodged that bullet.

>>6205063
you need to relax

>>6205089
ouch

no wonder you so crazy

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i just got the call from the clinic!
they're giving me an appointment w/ an hrt specialist @ 3:00

>>6205134
my inability to recognize sarcasm

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>>6205163
Pic is me btw. I want to be a girl in a chair

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>>6205134
>>6205141
>>6205147
>>6205157
>>6205166
>>6205170

>>6205159
I think that's right. but I epilate so I'm not sure. moisturizer is definitely critical tho! and witch hazel is very helpful too

>>6205154
Níl a fhios agam. Táim ceart go leor. Ná bíodh imní ort.

hello

>>6205166
>forgot to mention that it's tomorrow, not today

>>6205082
that's bullshit, I've breathed in enough water to know it burn like fuck

>>6205138
>>6205128
Thanks

>>6205171
who?

laser tech Nathan: 'so what was your facial hair like before you started laser at the other clinic?'

me: 'have you seen game of thrones? think Davos Seaworth but before he went grey.'

>>6205178
see>>6205174

>>6205171
what the fuck is wrong with your upper body lmao

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>>6205171
you look like my trans guy friend


>tfw some youtube lady has the same dumb meme sweater as you

>>6205184
just take a big drink until you stop living

>>6205177
... Cuirean tú imní orm nuair a deireann tú é sin. Lig the schíth, ach má tá ort leabhairt le aon'e, tá mo skype agat. Leabhar liom, má's gáth.

I'm taking a nap. If anyone needs me, message me on skype and I might wake up. If I don't just rest my hed and monitor the thread.

>>6205184
for a time. eventually your body gives in and thats when you drown. consciousness fades and you drift off as you sink downwards. the pain comes from fighting it. jeez

>>6205145
good shit good shit, jobseekers is a bitch but hell sometimes we gotta just deal.

Get them apps sent them cards filled, interviews seen to. I guess it works on the philosophy that finding a job is now your job.

anyway im wishing you the best in a round about way. I hope its all on the up

>>6205185
you're welcome! if you have other questions I'll try best to answer

>>6205100
muffin top?
im fucking kekking.
that's no muffin, thats a morsel at best

>>6205110
Sir you need to calm down

>>6205171
Skinnyfat gets depressing looking when it's that extreme.

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>>6205063
>tfw hrt

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>>6205100
You are an annoying little twat but I have to say that you shouldn't be starving yourself. You'll end up looking worse guaranteed.
Have you forgotten that females have higher body fat percentage? So eat something you twat.

>>6205209
have a (You)

>Tfw someone spoilers me an anime I just started watching
>They tell me that maybe it isn't true though
>Google to see if he was right or lied about the spoiler
>End up spoilering myself about other things in the process
>The spoiler wasn't even true since it's not mentioned anywhere

Aaaaah fuck spoilers

>>6205217
>watching anime

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>>6205212
stop triggering me please :(
its bad enough the captcha makes me look at food 9/10 times. that girl has the metabolism of a horse. wtf... and ya i used to be way more toned pre hrt. now i'm like 16-18% body fat or something like thaat.

i am lonely will anyone speak to me

>>6205223
ya, come talk on discord. :)

>>6205223
An bhfuil aon gaelige agat?

>>6205209
Hahaha.
That image has never been more accurate.
I'm still putting out hope though.
If I get stuck as an effeminate-looking guy with a broken dick I guess life wouldn't be too bad.
The females in my family have rather small breasts so it wouldn't be too hard to just go femboy I guess.

Maybe someone will mistake me for a girl a few times a year if I wear enough make up and grow my hair out long enough. Wouldn't that be neato.

food is the best, who doesn't want to be a prehistoric earth mother goddess made of undulating curves, braided pubic hair and dried sacrificial blood

fucking agps

>tfw my boobs are in my armpits

welp, I'm not going to even try to old reply anymore.

So what's up? what's going on?

>>6205220
>>6205100
You don't need to lose weight so much as corset train
You could drop some pounds but it'd accomplish very little
Get a corset

>>6205235
Basic and I are conversing in Irish.

People are being normies.

I'm in bed at half 5 in the evening.

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>>6205240
>corset meme

I'm done.

I've started withdrawing from university topics.
I've ordered a replacement sim card.
I've closed my social networking accounts.
I've cancelled a bunch of utilities.
I've got a stack of documents and things ready to burn.

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>>6205220
You look flabby, despite loosing weight, cuz you have turned into a couch potato. You would look better and be able to eat more if you exercised.

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my owner is hugboxing me

>>6205219
My online friends kicked me out of their circle and my GPU died so I can't play vidya. Need something to turn to for that sweet escapism!

>>6205244
what's your end game here?

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>>6205234
>tfw gross wide set boobs

>>6205242
>meme
It's a simple way to achieve a small waist which makes hips appear wider

>>6205240
corsets are memes. they don't fix the root of the problem which is no hips. you can get a decent enough waist with diet and exercise even as a tranny

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>>6205235
i'm making progress.
against the demands of my family.
i'm thinking i should also get back to selling my blood plasma to griffols

>>6205233
That's a hell of a mental image, but broadly I find myself feeling similar. I am a little chubbier than I'd like, but ultimately, my sense of personal aesthetics demands a certain thickness. I think I'd be dissatisfied if I became too thin.

>>6205247
obviously

>>6205253
squats, lunges, and hip abductions give you real hip width and good diet can get you a slim waist

>>6205254
I've got 42. 5" hips

>>6205247
and you're speaking out against your owner?
you should be flogged for that

>>6205250
If I don't find at least a vague purpose in six months (roughly the estimated time of exhaustion of my finances) I will cease to be.

>>6205255
Can trans still donate plasma? I guess it's only an issue if you're sexually active and taking it up the butt?

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>>6205246
>look flabby
>couch potato
>exercise more
i do exercise ;_;
i just need to stop eating and since i'm flabby, its definetely happening now.
>>6205240
>Get a corset
nice meme, i'm better off dropping pounds
my ribcage is fine. hips are fine. i'm just 'flabby'

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>>6205263

>>6205264
Like a purpose to exist?

>>6205272
Are you good at turning straight girls gay?

>>6205271
im sorry what weight are you trying to drop I literally see nothing and you're scaring me.

>>6205274
Basically.

>>6205241
You always give the best summaries <3!!!!!!

>>6205255
I'm sort of estranged from family. and I haven't been able to make progress!!!
MTFG=Mr. Bones Ride
Plood plasma, eh? how do I get in that business

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>>6205267
yea, that's pretty much it as far as i can tell.
& i haven't started the treatment yet, but i'm going to see a specialist to get that started

>>6205271
Girl... you might seriously need to see a therapist about body dysmorphia if you think that is flabby, or that you have a muffin top.

Post someone you think is properly thin. I'm curious what your goal is.

>>6205264
you can be my cock sleeve, is that purpose enough.

Free room and board, we take turns doing laundry and 6pm on the dot group bathing session. howsat?

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>>6205271
I know I am going to regret this but what exactly do you for exercise?

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>>6205252
>tfw store bought bras can never be comfortable.

>>6205275
i guess I am...
I've been with a lot of men

>>6205287
>>6205275
Wait, is it possible to turn girls gay?

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>>6205284
yoga, squats, planks, running.
>>6205282
>you think is properly think
pic attached
>>6205276
i think this pic looks pretty,

>>6205290
Can they even be called gay if a dick is involved as in Red's case?

>>6205280
>You always give the best summaries <3!!!!!!
Nah. That'd be Edie. Ending the world etc. I just go for subverting your expectations.

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>>6205280
it's easy,
just visit your local griffons center,
fill out some paperwork,
let them check on you,
& they'll take it from there.
also, i think they said something about immunized donors being worth more, or something like that.
but, as previously mentioned, you can't have sex w/ dudes unless you're legally female

>>6205292
that looks like me but without a gt

>>6205225
ok

>>6205227
ach google aistriú

>>6205292
>yoga, squats, planks, running.
Give me your exercise routine. I need it.

>>6205293
I've been with some cis girls too

>>6205290
I turned two gay girls straight when I was a guy. Alpha male. One, who had been hardcore lesbian since an early teen even broke up with her girlfriend and came out as bi in her twenties because of me.

>>6205301
say please

>>6205271
>>6205292
Is this a 30 lbs difference though?

Just be careful I guess.

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>>6205290
Nope.

t. Former kit chaser

>>6205301
30-60 min yoga
100 squats, 50 x 2
planks and oblique planks, 30 sec,
running 3-5 miles, weekends 7 if i'm feeling up to it.

Is Grace doing okay?

>>6205292
but that looks the same as you, maybe about 5-10 lbs less

Do you really need to use moisturiser AND aftershave after shaving?

>>6205296
*griffols*
sorry. my computer's a dick sometimes

>>6205292
Your body looks fine, from the pictures you posted, pretty close to the last pic, as far as the parts you can help go.

If anything keep doing what you're doing but eat better.

>>6205292
Oh I see. Well. I'm not a fan of that but I understand what you're going for at least.
Just be careful whatever you do, you're a smart cookie i'm sure you'll be fine

>>6205300
>ach google aistriú
Google translation but.

Ow. My gaelic pride. That grammar hurts my eyes.

>>6205292
>>6205306
I REALLY want to look that good. Pretty pleaaaase~

>>6205309
"straight" girl trying to turn another girl gay is bound to fail

>>6205309
Yup, briefly.

t. former elanna chaser

>>6205309
Arn't you straight though anyway? How does that even make sense

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>>6205292
You should probably do more of it or do it smarter. And find some structured program to move you towards your goal of not looking flabby. Unless extremely so, low body fat percentage can't show off musculature that simply isn't there.

Cyba gave me one of her injections and now my nipples are really puffy and I have a lot of energy and I wanna fuck

>>6205310
>30-60 min yoga
>100 squats, 50 x 2
>planks and oblique planks, 30 sec,
>running 3-5 miles, weekends 7 if i'm feeling up to it.

I... wow. I don't think I'd have time for that, but I can start.

(3-5 miles! Holy cow. I can't run for 5 minutes without being out of breath. On top of 100 squats and planks? I'm a little put off, but I'll do my best! I'll have to look up where I can do yoga though. Is this every day?)

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>>6205309
>>6205324
"former"

>>6205329
start with couch to 5k to get into running.

>>6205324
trip on, bexe

>>6205317
>smart cookie i'm sure you'll be fine
ya, i'm ramping up my exercise before SRS to get in top tier shape then i'll be like degrading into true couch potato for 3 months till i can exercise again.
>>6205316
>s far as the parts you can help go.
ya thats what i feel, i'm not getting better. i could up mileage that I run, or do more ab works outs but idk.
>>6205318
>I REALLY want to look that good
me too ;_;
>>6205326
>low body fat percentage
idk, as a guy i needed sub 10% to have visible muscle, idk if its even possible as a girl, like. it feels so helpless to look toned and good.
>>6205329
>Is this every day?
ya, all in all its like, 1 hr 30 min desu. running even if you go slow like 10 min miles is ~30 min, yoga is ~30 min, and squats and planks are like 10 min desu
if you split it in two parts morning work out and evening yoga, or vice versa, its not too bad.

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Tfw when exercise and still disgustingly flabby

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hi..

>>6205337
>Tfw when exercise and still disgustingly flabby
welcome to my life anon...

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>>6205296
>>6205315
also, there might be problems if you've been to europe or the democratic republic of congo w/in the last year

>>6205296
>>6205315

>no sex with men
Well, I guess that means I'm off the list.

Mom was right about not being able to forsee the effects of being a slut.

>>6205294
Humble girl, NO!
Mean girl, YES!

>>6205339
that shirt really doesn't suit you

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>>6205339
beep cute~

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>>6205320
It was yes. I'm actually not sure what would have come of that if I succeeded.

>>6205325
At that point I wasn't certain of that. Now I am.

>>6205324
Getting me into bed doesn't mean that I was successfully turned gay though. ;_;

>>6205331
Pls, kit's adorable but I don't see her that way

>>6205309
Elanna! I was moving, so I missed the thing. How did it go?

>>6205332
I mean... I'm being forced to get a job, but... maybe if I give up playing so many video games... which I'll miss, but not that much(;_;)

>>6205335
>ya, all in all its like, 1 hr 30 min desu. running even if you go slow like 10 min miles is ~30 min, yoga is ~30 min, and squats and planks are like 10 min desu
>if you split it in two parts morning work out and evening yoga, or vice versa, its not too bad.
I
CAN
DO
IT.

(I have to do it. I hate being pudgy... even if my tummy is a comfy pillow)

I'd post pics again, but I'm posting from my laptop because I'm resting because... Well I was up too late shitposting here.

Do either of you know what the effects of these exercises while on HRT would be? I saw some discussion on it earlier, and I know people were sort of against the Idea...

>>6205335
>ya thats what i feel, i'm not getting better. i could up mileage that I run, or do more ab works outs but idk.

I was actually referring to her breasts and waist, obviously you can't help those.

If you want visible abs you should focus more on your diet(idk what you eat now).

And if anything your routine seems fine, if you're going to increase anything it should be your planks/squats and not running.

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>tfw caveman tier brow
>tfw you touch your face and get sad

>>6205318
*only google translate

>>6205355
>effects of these exercises while on HRT would be
i've done this since i've started hrt tbhon, i have no boobs but my family is all A cup, so what can you do :/

the only exercise i do is i walk a couple of miles to the out of town supermarket because they usually have good deals on cheesecake.

>>6205355
>I'm being forced to get a job, but... maybe if I give up playing so many video games...
start slow. you don't have to jump from no exercise to 2 hours a day, that's a sure way of burning out. c25k takes like 30 mins a day. get used to that then add other exercises bit by bit

y'all should excercise more!
It makes me feel better!!!!

>>6205361
iktf pretty hard ;-;

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>>6205352
>It was yes. I'm actually not sure what would have come of that if I succeeded.

It probably would have ended with her girlcock in your neopuss t b h

>there are girls on this forum that had the chance to sleep with elanna and passed

BAKA

>>6205344
bish
>>6205364
bi life
bi cycling

>>6205362
Oh wow... that's what it translated it as? That's depressing. The actual translation should have been "Níl ach aistriú google agam"

>>6205363
>i've done this since i've started hrt tbhon, i have no boobs but my family is all A cup, so what can you do :/
I... I have pretty serious boob envy... How long are you on HRT?

>>6205369
I'll probably get some help from my brother. He used to be a bit of an exercise nut, and from what I've seen, he's pretty accepting of me being trans so... Maybe I', being needlessly optimistic,but I'm just about to confront my dad on this, I'm already taking risks. WISH ME LUCK

>>6205373
I think it's one of the reasons I'm so depressed
I want to exercise more but it causes me more damage than improvement
my physio said I probably haven't done a day of effective and healthy exercise in my life

>>6205380
>How long are you on HRT?
since jan 2015

>>6205381
yikes.

>>6205382
Well... You still have a way to go on HRT if I have my facts straight... You might get boobs yet. (If you want them...)

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>>6205374
Pls

I have a short pointy forehead
Literally a caveman

>>6205381
Let me fill your ass with cum Robin. How do you feel about having your GT played with?

>>6205386
im gonna start injections and prog in the fall, i've had to stop hrt for now though :(

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Edgar, korra and Sheen are still alive

>mfw

>>6205378
my bike is in my shed all busted up for the last 6 years after i got hit by a car cycling across town to give my crush flowers for valentines day. but its summer now and i love cycling in the summer. i should get it fixed

>>6205392
Fuck off asshole

>>6205391
>i've had to stop hrt for now though
:( I've yet to start. I hope you get back on it soon.