Headpat edition
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Previous >>6191414
girls we have a
S C A N D A L
>>6192025
>tfw i hate headpats
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
can people call me a good girl and stuff like that it makes me feel cute
:3
>>6192012
>There are always photo students looking for models
Lel I'm like the last person to ever want someone else to take a picture of me like that, at least in my current state. I got a ton of self-esteem and anxiety issues and I haven't worn makeup a single time so far, all my clothes are guymode etc. etc. I think I'll stick to safemode angled selfies with low quality cellphone camera for the time being like pic related.
>>6192023
>Beats having erections tho
I can imagine, thankfully those don't come too often anymore with enough AA's.
>>6192036
Do you also hate giving them?
>>6192031
>Gossip
I need it. Tell me more.
>>6192036
>tfw i hate headpats
I'm sorry Ma'm... I have to ask you to leave.
someone abuse me and call me a worthless slut and whore it makes me feel cute
>>6192036
are you sure you are even trans I mean come on
I'm going to try really hard to be as feminine as possible!
Maybe then I'll feel happy calling myself a girl
>>6192031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMO3YNoNyTY
SCAAAAN-DAAAALL
>>6192039
no, i love giving them
>>6192040
how dare you speak to your mother that way
>>6192042
this is more my speed >>6192041
Rate me please :3
>>6192036
>tfw mommy won't give you headpats
>>6192041
Fucking dumb worthless whore!!!
You're just a hole to fuck!
how do I turn my gf into a mommy who gives me headpats when im a good girl
>>6192046
>no, i love giving them
Then you're all good :3
>>6192035
>Good girls post their butt~
You know, I'm surpised no-ones asked me for this yet. Relieved, because it's covered in unsightly hair and blemishes. but(t) surprised all the same. Not even Sass...
>>6192046
>how dare you speak to your mother that way
There was a brief period I considered mocking Phien-chan by calling her "okasan" but it seemed mean.
Do you really wish that upon yourself?
am I a girl yet
>>6192041
kill yourself lily
>>6192057
yes
>>6192048
Please be mean to me
I-i like it when people are mean to me
>>6192052
T-thanks red
>>6192058
What?
>>6192050
>>6192055
i love stroking people's hair. that's actually been one of my things with partners for a really long time.
i just don't really get anything out of having it done to me.
>>6192056
as if there's anyone better suited for the position.
ok how about light cover. Top cover the button. Plus we can replace black pantyhos with neutral one.
>not taking ur pills like good girls
>>6192059
hooray
>>6192061
elanna youre just not a bullyable girl, you're too cute and nice
>tfw good girls near me
ew
>>6192036
I kinda hate headpats and rubs too.
My dad would always do it too hard and aggressively
>>6192066
boy, you sure know how to lay on the incentive
>>6192066
I TAKE MY PILLS EVERYDAY
>>6192063
>as if there's anyone better suited for the position.
Hmmmmmm...
I mean, I already call Basic Oneechan. It might be playing it up a little too much.
>>6192066
>tfw no gf to share estradiol with
>>6192063
That's like cute as heck desu ne
or fuck it I can wear a dress.
>>6192061
You deserve to be pushed around and spread around to please people and used! That's your job, you tranny whore!!
>>6192068
That's unfortunate, I get off on being treated like shit ;_;
Hi everyone! How are you guys this morning?
>>6192076
i want to pass estradiol between our mouths with kisses :3
>>6192068
I agree with this actually
>>6192077
I like dress best I think
>>6192082
I could say some very mean things, but the last time I did that, I made a grown man cry.
He also wanted to be bullied. He thought he was tough. I knew him too well.
>>6192081
STOP IT!
if I start fapping to this, I'll...I'll turn AGP!!
>>6192063
yaay, I'll be sure to work extra hard on my make up and voice so mommy will pat my head for doing a good job!
>>6192064
Much better than the dark gray imo
>>6192077
but I think this is best
>>6192077
That looks really pretty! Definitely like it over the other one
>>6192084
Yesss
>>6192064
>>6192077
you need a skirt for the first one. the dress in the second one would only look ok with heels. that dress makes your legs look stumpy af.
ditch the tights btw.
>>6192072
ya idk. i like rubbing my head on partners? i used to do it to my ex nonstop.
>>6192075
i'm game!!
>>6192076
c:
i love my girlfriend
>>6192081
How many people do I need to please do be useful?
>>6192087
Awe, well, were they actually mean or the sexy kind of mean, cause the latter is more what I like.
>>6192089
Unf :3
>>6192085
Kit <3
>>6192088
But...I'm not a girl anon!
An old regular customer asked if I had an older brother that used to work here :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw
thread theme
>>6192097
You need to please me and my friends ~
They love cute girls like you! I hope you like your hair being tugged!
>>6192090
:333
platy r u drunk again lmao
>>6192096
kelly isn't the mother of mtfg t b h
Soup ?
>>6192104
kayla is the mother of mtfg
the queen of ye olde /cd/
ALL HAIL (all hail)
>>6192056
I think you could go straight to obaasan for me...
>>6192108
>mfw
>>6192109
...actually that's kind of tru AHAHAH
>>6192111
it's ok i can be the irresponsible step-mom that only married the father of mtfg for his money.
ufufu is the true mother.
>>6192104
>again
I haven't had anything to drink in a couple hours but I'm still just coming down
>>6192106
GOT A DATE TONIGHT, LILLY
I'MMA CUP HER BREASTS WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT
also why are boys so dumb lmao
this boy literally msged me like 20 mins ago saying "t b h" just to tell me this
>>6192113
I am not constructing an entire mock-japanese family from MtFG thank you.
STOP MOCKING ME!
>>6192116
>irresponsible step-mom
Best kind. The kind that listens.
>>6192120
ewww shit taste in games too
>>6192120
Oh wow my sides. Thanks for the good laughs before bed :D
>boys
>>6192120
I think thats cute
>>6192118
Uii good luck :3
>>6192120
>12-0 arena run
need me one like this
>>6192120
just shut up and let him ass blast you, you silly hoe
>>6192125
boy spotted
everyone send there estradiol to him STAT
>>6192120
DORK ALERT
>>6192120
Tfw your owner doesn't even try to make a good haiku
>>6192136
>>tfw everyone's mom or step-mom
I bet all the boys see you as a MILF. Damn animals! XD
Okiedokie,Time for pills!
>>6192136
edie be my mommy i promise to be a good girl
>>6192092
>ditch the tights btw.
It is ether that on normal pants. I can go out with bear legs.
>skirt for the first one
Skirts look really bad with top in this configuration. Unless you meant skirt over that top. Which still would look bad.
>second one would only look ok with heels
Doll sweety I'm 5 freaking 11 inches. I can't wear any heels.
Does anyone have any makeup tips for like, making your eyes and lashes look bigger? Without looking like you are wearing too much makeup ??
>>6192141
ffs
kill me
>>6192141
Do eyelashes extension
Got a phone appointment with my endo on the 31st...
going to discuss switching to cypro and patches,
what I can do about an orchiectomy,
and if she thinks it would be worthwhile getting my karotype checked.
I know you all gave me shit about it because the pictures of when I was a kid don't really show it but like... my arms and legs are long, I had learning difficulties at school, I had some gynaecomastia (areola growth) and it took forever for my beard hair to grow in when I was a teen.
As an adult, my beard hair grows slowly and sparsely, my arms and legs are long, also I'm not the best at writing or speaking and my chest and back hair were straight not curly in the slightest
>tfw the AGP goes away and you finally feel normal
amazing
>>6192145
I retract my previous comment
but he's still a fucking geek for playing hearthstone
>>6192143
I can't afford...
>>6192145
My legs are not in focus it's a picture taken from a mirror. Legs are distorted as hell.
>why can't you go out with bare legs...?
I am extremely hairy. Sadly HRT done shit in this department. So I have thousands black dots on my skin.
>>6192151
awwww young sheen got all her toys lined up
she was a lovely girl :3
just told my best friend that im a woman. here we go girls
>>6192151
Why we looked so dope as kids?
>>6192161
>im a woman
You are not a woman. If you seriusly think that you might have schizophrenia.
You may suffer from gender identity disorder. You can't cure it but you can treat it with transition.
...At least that why my doctor said to me.
>>6192164
your doctor is pretty based
>>6192164
your doctor is uneducated
shen buy me a ticket to Australia i need to hug you asap
>>6192166
He kind of is. But he gives me whatever drug I want.
i love my lil sheeniepoo desu
>>6192164
im not looking to get into the nitty gritty of my psyche but im definitely not some delusional nutcase or transtrender, ive been dealing with these feelings since i was 10 years old and im highly confident that despite exterior appearances (which im working on) im absolutely a girl, mentally and emotionally. ive never enjoyed being male, when i was younger i would wish every day i would wake up in the right body. if i had known anything back then i would have started hrt before i started high school, but trans related info was hard to come by so i just repressed it and dealt with the consequences later. my whole life has been a big pile of shit so im doing what i can to at least make it a pile of shit that i want
>>6192175
basic pls
Can hormones cause rapid sudden mood swings?
My trans gf just broke up with me out of the blue (one day she was cheery and happy, the other day she said she was feeling weird and just said that she can't be with me any more and that she is cutting me off).
She was acting like a completely different person.
I talked to one of her friends and they said that it could very likely be because of the hormones she's taking, and that I should just give her some space for a few weeks.
Baaaaaack.
I regret getting up.
I regret staying up so late.
I regret not being capable of eating breakfast.
But most of all I regret not having a a shower last night.
>>6192180
just have shower now desu
>>6192181
But there's no time! I'm about to be abducted for a movie marathon!
Eh, fuck it. I can make my friend wait.
I'm not going out smelling of sweat and looking like an unwashed neck beard. Not today.
>>6192182
Good girl
It's important to always smell you are best
>>6192183
>It's important to always smell you are best
So...
Is that yes to cologne?
I am in perma-boymode, and I like how it smells.
>>6192187
well that one depends
do you like boys or girls or both?
>>6192176
calm down. I just wanted to make fun of my doctor. I'm also tru-trans so I know how you feel.
>>6192189
It's not a date!
It's a few friends meeting up and watching movies. I just don't like feeling like I'm a NEET.
That said, both.
I LOVE MY LIL SHEENIEPOO
>>6192178
It was probably your fault. You probably did/said something to her she didn't like.
>>6192191
are you out to your friends?
>>6192192
chibi sheen best sheen
Which trip would make the nicest girlfriend?
>>6192191
>both
so will u pound me boipussi?
>>6192196
my girlfriend
so yeah I'm back apparently
hi everyone
>>6192027
you haven't seen my frame, I've got this powerlifter thing going with my shoulders, legs and feet and age doesn't give any advantage in the workplace past 21
tfw want to text gf but its 6:28 am
>>6192202
it is your choice but in your situation I would use perfume, not a super strong one but a perfume nonetheless
maybe that's just because I'm a psych student and enjoy sending subliminal messages to my friends
>>6192200
babu...im crap
>>6192208
check your clock it's clearly 8:29pm
There's a girl that works across the street from me and she's like the most basic bitch ever. I'm so jealous.
>>6192031
As if I give a fuck
>>6192210
if this actually is you then you need to stop bdd posting and no im not hugboxing
>>6192212
go slap her
>>6192025
I'm 23 years old but I want to be the little girl. I've been denying it for too long.
The thing is, I'm SO afraid of not "passing." Is it too late for me?
>>6192212
slap
l
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>>6192217
nobody knows, some pass fine starting at that age and some are way too far into hon territory by 23
>>6192215
....oyasumi
>>6192211
>flannel is in east aus
I fucking swear
how many ausgirls are there
>>6192209
I make my own perfume and I love how some components directly influence people. Most of my formulas include a generous amount of civet absolute. Makes my presence more imposing at a distance.
>>6192209
If only I had some.
That'd be fun...
Still. It's french, so it should be fine.
>>6192219
Now I'm terrified. I think I'm finally ready to do it, but I don't want to grow old and look gross and nobody want me. I have a strong jaw line, but fortunately I'm not to hairy and I already have a fair bit of curve going on even though I'm lean.
If I don't pass, I've pretty much signed my death sentence.
>>6192221
do you want to be basic or not? go do it then cry like a real girl
>>6192222
I was the anon who was talking to you about it before btw
I don't really think there are that many
certainly not that many in brisbane lol
>>6192227
will you post voice on vocarroo pls flannel :3
Why do tgirls always have small boobs unless they are fake?
Is it possible to get big, natural boobs from HRT?
>>6192232
how big are you talking? plenty of girls here have got massive tits 2bh
>>6192230
I've got major fag voice so no desu
>>6192232
less likely but not impossible, lactating might help too
>>6192217
Too late. Unless you want to be constantly mocked and harassed by young transitioners
>>6136531
>>6157543
>>6192217
It's not a granted for anyone but I started this transition at 35 and I pass flawlessly. "Too late" is mostly a meme, really.
>>6192235
oh bbe im sure it wont be that bad
I just want to hear ur glorious Australian tones
>>6192237
aaaaahhhhhhhhhh thank you ahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love u anon
>>6192238
Then what do I do?
Kill myself?
it finally happened.
im completely stealth.
>tfw not allowed to wear much makeup at work
>not allowed to wear perfume or anything
>unisex uniform
>have to have hair tied back in a rly unflattering way
>everyone calls me miss/ma'am
> a few guys have tried to get my number
>pretty dyke that came into my work totally started hitting on me
>first week i started there, I heard a few people talking about me, when they thought i wasn't around, all positive stuff too.
>have you seen the new girl? yeah, she looks quite pretty
>had a guy and his brother compete to win my affections
it finally happened /mtfg/. im a girl!
>>6192227
>someone remembers me for more than a few hours
holy shit this feels awesome
How are you and how was your day mtfg?
>>6192243
yay ^^
>>6192239
You have pretty nice hair desu
Is "too late" really a meme though? I know everyone is having the bantz with it but I'm genuinely terrified.
I already know that almost nobody I know would accept, even my girlfriends. I'm already miserable, and I'm scared shitless that what I think might be right will make me more miserable.
>>6192243
sleep with me <3
>>6192244
You're the biggest hon in the southern hemisphere
>>6192250
true
>>6192250
that's really not true but lmao
>>6192246
Pretty good. Dilating is not as horrible as I thought it would be. I like the way my new crotch looks. Also healing real fast which means I'll have a full fortnight of shopping and sightseeing at the end of my stay.
>>6192243
post pics
>>6192038
good girl :3
>>6192248
well, if you are trans usually there's little you can do but try
>>6192240
I'm at home with my family and I think they'd be a bit weirded out if I randomly started talking to no one in particular
basically I sound like fiona from adventure time but with an australian accent and weird regional british idioms that I picked up from my parents
>>6192244
prof batch from the children's hospital but I don't think either of us can go there now since we're both over 18
>>6192245
of course I remember you!
>>6192254
I want my SRS so bad. Still can't get it because judge didn't reply in my legal gender change case.
>>6192246
my day is good, im getting ready to go visit a dog today!
and yay! its so good to not feel like an outcast anymore
>>6192249
okay, i have rly soft fluffy pillows, we can watch disney movies in bed and fall asleep snuggling.
>>6192222
I know 2 in Adelaide, myself and 10 in Melbourne, only know of maybe 1 trip here, 2 or 3 of you in Queensland, I know one in WA
>>6192259
kek
thanks for at least describing how you sound bbe <3
>>6192257
But
Hon
>>6192255
i know some ppl from work browse 4chan so i'd rather not out myself.
>>6192261
omg sounds like perfection
d-do you want to be big spoon or little spoon?
>>6192265
just be a man on hrt then, that's what im doing
Today I learned: do not quit estrogen and antidepresssants on the same day.
>>6192260
So? Why do you think you're entitled to it?
>>6192269
I think no matter what I do I'll end up killing myself
>>6192271
>do not quit estrogen
ftfy
>>6192248
The hair is one of a few leftovers from my earlier, failed transition, along with a nice stash of vintage clothing and accessories. Grew it long and learned how to take good care of it when I was in high school. Haven't cut it short since.
I was a bit worried about the impact transitioning would have on my social life, but the reactions were surprisingly very positive. So, you never know. It might make you less miserable straight away. It sure did for me.
And yeah, too late is scaremongering. Of course, it's sad to miss out on living your best years as a girl. But age alone doesn't make one unable to pass.
>>6192268
you can be little spoon since you're the guest! I'll make us some hot chocolate and bake a cake too. what disney movie would you like to start with?
>>6192271
let me hold you until you're ready to be strong
>>6192259
>prof batch from the children's hospital but I don't think either of us can go there now since we're both over 18
o-oh
I wish i wasn't a hon
>>6192274
welcome to tranny life bb
>>6192267
if ur coworkers browse /lgbt/ youre probably fine, qt
My back is still in a bit of pain.
Hopefully it's better by tomorrow
>>6192280
anon you're so nice!!
we should get married and be together forever<3
>>6192282
I've just got a GP I go to now who prescribes all my mones but if I post their name I'm kind of worried there'd be enough info out there for me to get doxxed / stalked or something
>>6192284
yeah, probably, but still. im enjoying ppl not knowing im trans
I guess i could upload it to unsee. for a bit, but i dont have a pic of me in uniform, so it'l have to be a normal pic
>>6192271
Phienchen...?
>>6192283
>>6192279
Well, then I guess I should ask for more advice.
I still very much like cis women. A lot of people have told me that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body throughout the years, mostly as a joke I guess, but that's what really got me thinking about this over the years.
I want women to still find me attractive, and I still want to get laid regularly. Dash my hopes?
>>6192292
I'm sure they will, anon.
However,if you're looking exclusively for lesbian relationships, it may be a little weird not having a vag. You could try transbianing tho
>>6192289
fair enough
my endo doesn't seem particularly interested in doing anything by progynova and spiro so I want someone who prescribes better stuff
>>6192278
but I am out
>>6192281
oh god yes please ;~;
I need this
>>6192291
goldie?
>>6192288
thank you! you know how to make me smile! can we build an animal shelter together?
Chaiser who I go out with once send me a message after like 5 months to meet with him.
I said fat chance.
He goes full /r9k/ mode saying that I should be grateful for that he treats me like a woman and other bullshit.
I completely ignore all his messages.
>"please respond"
>mfw
>>6192295
Just making sure you're ok. I might not be here much today or tomorrow. You have my email if you need it right?
>>6192292
There are more bi and lesbian girls around than you'd think. The latter aren't gf material until you get SRS but the former usually don't mind their gf being trans. If anything, I get more direct attention now even though I'm not open since there's no "it's the guy that should make a move" between women.
>>6192297
You've made it to womanhood! Congrats I guess??
>>6192286
she is!
and yeah, me too. i hope it doesn't go all tits up
>>6192293
Wouldn't they all be lesbian relationships if I'm (mostly) exclusively pursuing women?
I have a pretty large dick, and I do kind of like having it, but I don't think most women would enjoy being with a woman that has one. I have no idea.
>>6192296
of course!
we'll have so many cats and dogs and they will all be like our children and it's going to be the best thing in the world. I'll get saving up to buy us enough land to live on!
>>6192298
d/w I am not going to kms. and if I was I wouldnt talk about it.
I just really wanna.
Also, I am sorry for attentionwhoring that much, Ill shut up more and sadpost less (or at least try)
>>6192302
sorry I've spent too long lurking cislesgen and I've turned into a fascist
I just meant cis lesbians might find it a problem, but if you wouldn't mind being with another transgirl it could work.
I can't fit in as a girl if I'm 6'2 D:
>>6192300
Nah I'm just sick of chaisers. Can't wait to get my SRS to make them gone.
>>6192292
Cis Girls want guys, not mtf
>>6192299
I know that, but I feel like even bi girls wouldn't really be game for it. I'm pretty neophile to everything though.
>lesbian trannies
You are delusional straight men.
>>6192303
Okay! I'll start saving up too! I need to go shower now, but i'll be back later anon! <3
>>6192308
wow I always assume you were like 5'7 or something
>>6192145
what happened to your lips senpai
you look like a clown lmao
>>6192305
Hey. Keep a chin up. And contact me if you need a listening ear. And for gods sakes, sadposting is allowed. Just take a look at all my storytimes!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1maRZp1iFRMuaJtFbiVkzOGn0agyqhZUna7hPJPwYx0o/edit?usp=sharing
I added last nights to the compilation by the way.
You're a good lass Phien-chan!
>>6192077
Those legs are so curvy. I don't think the tights go with the dress though. I'd just go bare.
>>6192308
Don't forget that ribcage hon.
>>6192314
see you soon <3 :3
>>6192313
straight men who like other straight men are the best desu
>>6192307
You don't have to apologize. I agree with you and just from the cis lesbians I know (apart from the one or two), it would definitely be a problem.
I wouldn't mind that all I think. My sexual history has kind of been all over map, but I've been pretty consistent with cis women.
>>6192317
Really? Would have thought I was the oldest here. Not on /tlg/, though. There's a wonderful woman there whose a good decade older than I am.
>>6192243
>people automatically like you just because you're a pretty girl
The neckbeards were right.
>>6192325
I don't want to just be an experiment, either. And I slept with a lesbian once, like eight times, which I think is what really kicked the whole thing off for me. That felt more right than anything in my entire life.
>>6192292
>tfw the only reason you haven't transitioned is because you are straight
really thought this was for gays
>>6192317
dollface started tripping earlier I think.
thanks tho! <3
>>6192328
no I am 26. but youre new here. Ive been here since the inception of the board.
>>6192319
alright! thank you :3
where are you going?
>tfw im a handsome guy
>tfw i'll be a cute girl
>>6192327
It you
>tfw you've been used as an experiment and people don't mind slapping your ass in public or not talking to you in public
>>6192334
Almost never works this way
>>6192317
He was righter handsome. But he was so ashamed of being seen with me in public that I got annoyed really quick.
My next date at least showed me lot's of affection in public.
>>6192335
my shoulders are actually kinda small, and my hips are big I guess....
Girls compliment me on my curves...
but I hate looking at my body
I don't think that xanax nap did lots of good for me....
>>6192331
You missed some earlier stuff if you think that's the only reason.
>>6192337
i can see what i look like
i can imagine myself as a girl with my features
im pretty af
>>6192337
>tfw background dancer levels of attractive boy
a-am I gonna be cute?
>>6192333
My ex and her boyfriend (my best friend) are abducting me because I havn't seen any of the Marvel films and they think that this is tantamount to treason.
They might just be right to, so I agreed to a to day movie marathon. I know it's rude, but I'm bringing my laptop anyway so that I can post here/play world of tanks/stay up until 4 in the morning bothering Edie with my own little brand of insanity because I'm high on life and feeling fantastic.
Last night was weird...
>>6192336
>tfw that sounds really hot for some reason
>>6192347
I guess I do like being used....
>>6192321
I actually asked my cousin who live in UK.
She also told me that most english girls go out with bear legs. Probably even more in America cus it's hotter there.
But I prefer to dress like girls around here.
>>6192329
well i mean, i think it helps if you aren't disgusting. but if you're nice to people, then they're generally nice back, anon.
>>6192345
>forgetting to/too/two.
And this is why people should force me to get of the internet once it hits 3am.
>>6192333
Actually, I've been posting here with this trip on and off for two years. I do admit I steered clear off the board when it was added because I thought 4chan and LGBT was a bit like adding water into acid. And given how I was until earlier this year, it's probably better if people think I'm new.
>>6192348
Cis girls will use the fuck out of you and treat you like absolute dogshit while giving you kinkies if you're into that
>>6192352
>I've been posting here with this trip on and off for two years
I am a traditionalist. if you havent been here when I was queen, youre new.
youre definitely one of the pleasant new trips though. I like you. Even if you are a frenchie
if I had the money tomorrow I would schedule SRS and work my ass off literally to get my weight off
I would get hair transplants to fix my hairline
then I would get a lip lift, brow shave + hairline advance, lower blepharoplasty and probably rhinoplasty
but I don't have the money to ever fix myself and nobody will ever hire me
Hmm...repression makes me a very abusive son
>>6192345
marvel movies suck and are usually all the same, but iron man 1, Cap'n Murica 1, and civil war weren't that bad.
prepare you are self for iron man 2/3, both of the thor movies, and avengers 2
>>6192349
>Bear legs
If you mean unshaved, I believe that's a faux-pas everywhere, except in Germany.
>finally figure out the missing letter in my trip.
I'm an idiot. Well, now I don't have to switch trips when I go to bed.
>>6192355
>when I was queen
Wait, you're not queen anymore?
Did you give up the title when you started the Reich?
>>6192356
>literally too fat for surgery
Thanks for the keks
i have to go to work now gn girls
please be safe
>>6192358
Oh bother...
Well chances are, I'm going to be too drunk to do anything other than sit there, mope, molest both of them like a filthy pervert, and cry my eyes out.
I'm joking.
That only happens with vodka, and I'm sticking to rum.
>>6192354
Those kind of girls are crazy
Good ones will find better guy
I think I maybe need to drink vodka with you
it worked well when I was alone last night
>>6192354
I don't mind that.
I remember when a cis girl hit on me randomly and then said weird stuff like "I could barely tell" and started grabbing at my crotch in a bar.
I was so embarrassed.
How many Ausgirls are there?
>>6192345
I don't think I would seriously date a woman who wouldn't watch Sátántangó in bed with me in a single sitting while downing a couple bottles of pálinka.
so for those of you who follow the crazy blogposts that are my life, you've prob heard me talk about ladybugs randomly being in my house.
this doesn't happen often. the last time i saw one was last winter. but whenever i see one, it always like....hangs around me.
for example, it was above me yesterday while i was doing my makeup, and rn i looked up and it's on the ceiling above me on my bed looking at me.
so i looked up the symbolism of ladybugs and what they're supposed to mean, anddd....
>Allow your worries and inhibitions to flutter away with the wind and accept the new happiness that is about to come about. Do not rush or push these exciting new things in your life.
>Allow them to come to you at their natural pace and all will be well. The ladybug symbolizes that, with patience, all will work out pleasantly.
>Additionally, the ladybug meaning symbolizes that you can leave your worries behind because unfound new happiness is on its way.
>We should never be afraid to trust ourselves and live our own truths. We must live in a manner true to ourselves. Protect your truth with honor, as it is all you have to show for yourself.
which is really weird because i think the last time i saw one was around the time i was with my last bf. is this a sign, mtfg?
>>6192365
byee
going to bed now
hope everyone has a nice day / night / whatever time it is wherever everyone is :)
have this picture of nigel farage making a funny face
>>6192373
claire, sheen, me, a couple of anons
australians are massively overrepresented on 4chan for some reason it's pretty weird lol
>>6192336
I don't really understand what I'm reading
>>6192372
I had a stripper do that to me :/
Strip clubs bother me but I was only there for the free drinks w/ friends
>>6192375
http://youtu.be/UEIAPvz6HeI
>>6192359
>except in Germany.
no. you cant do that as a girl here. Like, not at all.
>>6192360
I stopped posting actively when my bf moved in with me in late 2013 or early 2014. my claim at the time was unchallenged, but I didnt want to be an absent queen. I gave the title to the number two at the time, Anna/anne. I dont think she ever gave it away. nowadays there isnt a claimsystem in place, technically she is still queen, while Watashi lost her title by my claim becoming stronger than hers (she crowned me then) and I gave mine away. Ive used the title of ascended queen when I went away though, so in a sense, I am still Queen. If anne isnt around, I probably have the strongest case for taking the throne once more. I could probably even challenge her reign simply by her being absent so much, but I dont believe in fights within the royal family.
the fem-Reich is a newer development, though Ive been called Reichsprinzessin as early as Spring 2013.
>>6192385
Monarchy
>wat even
>>6192373
reporting
>>6192384
gin is sugary
I think
we could try that?
>>6192362
for SRS yes, suporn has rules
>>6192385
>Reichsprinzessin
I'll remember that one. :p
>>6192373
West side reporting in.
>>6192394
What's the weight limit? I'm 220 lbs
>>6192393
Gin is Ok... I like dry gin with cranberry and redbull.
>>6192382
i swear it's literally just like right above my head staring down at me, watching me AHAHAHAH
IT'S WEIRD AF WHY IS MY LIFE SO WEIRD
>>6192398
Its prolly bmi
>>6192395
I accept all of them
Queen
(F)Empress
Reichsprinzessin
Princess-elector
Basilissa
Führer
>>6192388
>she doesnt read plato
plebtaste tbqph
>>6192398
Your bmi must be <= 30.
>>6192395
Are you a weeb?
>>6192404
When are you getting SRS shell?
>>6192400
you...
you have good taste
>>6192375
I prefer signs that come with their own text
>>6192406
January :)
>>6192403
Ohshit.
Over my head..
Sorry, its early.
Someone quoted the scrivener earlier and I didn't catch it till the three died
>>6192400
>tfw no qt bartender transgirl gf
>>6192405
Depends on who you ask.
I do have a weeb-mode, but I don't know of any weeb who has a desert-island survival plan, training in a fire-arm, exercises with alarming regularity, and doesn't like anything about japanese culture/swords except the anime aspect.
>>6192407
See, it's good because the cranberry de-hydrates you, and the redbull accelerates your heart-rate, so it gets you drunk even faster than jaegar-bombs.
>>6192404
I'd need to lose 94lbs
>>6192411
>>6192414
I remember when some nerds started a VOTE to try to overthrow me and 'elect' someone else. in an absolute monarchy. it was glorious.
>>6192410
If you have never hated your penis but are fine with losing it and happy to gain a vagina should you get SRS?
>>6192413
I mean... I could get bar work... If the bastards would actually take a look at my CV!
>captcha: Select all squares with a street sign!
>me: This is a tree captcha, what the fuck?
>>6192415
Mountainias
>>6192398
Most reputable surgeons won't do SRS on anyone with a BMI over 35 because the risks are too high.
>>6192401
Well, if that can make you feel better, there's some kind of gecko here who likes staying on the ceiling above my bed and who keeps chirping at the weirdest times... It's cute but my mother is afraid of it.
>>6192415
wow
>>6192416
You are a fair and great leader.
Long live the queen!
>>6192416
I'll just be presedente cunterdero if they want to vote in someone
>>6192415
Never going to happen. Just give up now.
>>6192420
Eat it?
>>6192413
a few girls here are bartenders IIRC
>>6192025
hi everyone
I'm on ADs, estr + sprio
I smoke/drink/blaze every day and sometimes other shit
Is it OK to take pepcid pills, alongside all my medication, to prevent Asian flush? i know it's bad as it is but I'd appreciate any insight yall might have to offer
bless
>>6192422
thank you <3
I love that game :3
Also, when I called you goldie earlier I thought I was making a next level joke and forcing a new nickname cause Agony Uncle -> AU -> Gold
when you didnt react to that I was pretty irritated and realized that you already made that connection as your tripcode shows ;~;
I thought I was so smart, but turns out I just wasnt paying attention.
>>6192429
Smoking/drinking makes hrt less effective.
Have fun
>>6192426
I'm a dedicated predator and I have no qualms about eating rabbits or horse, but a chirping little lizard is just too cute for even me to eat.
>>6192431
>called you goldie earlier
XD
I've been bullied into it by Sass! She won't stop calling me that, so I actually quite like it. Call me anything you want, as long as you call me a friend!
>>6192428
Yeah same, I rather the vagina even though I don't hate my penis. Gonna be fun trying to convince the NHS though. Maybe I'll just have to lie and say I hate it.
>>6192430
Won't you need to have excess skin cut off if your losing that much weight?
>>6192430
You're not alone
>tfw binge eater
Should I just wear sheer black tights with these dresses?
or could I get away with patterned black tights?
or maybe an opaque solid colour?
>>6192435
Not battered & deep fried it isn't
>I'm not a sociopath
>>6192436
My last ex had serious commitment issues and she chased butterflies away from herself as she believed a butterfly sitting on your shoulder was a sign you'd get married soon.
>>6192433
that's a shame because I can't give them up.
I wasnt aware they compromised the effects of HRT, apart from generally aging ur appearence
>>6192444
i'm cracking tf up because literally same
>>6192442
Sheer black, no. Opaque ones, yes. Ivory, beige or black would fit with most of the uncrossed ones. Skintone sheers could look ok, if sheers really are your thing.
>>6192446
Bad skin, nicotine clogs your blood vessels with E, and alcohol reduces the effectiveness of AA's and E.
You gave up T
Give the other poisonous chemicals up
>>6192448
>killing a ladybug
what are you, crazy??
>>6192452
Bugs spook me, dead bugs spook me less
Ladybugs don't bug me too much, but apparently this one's bugging you, that's kind of my solution to most bug problems
>>6192452
Ilu <3
we get ladybugs too, usually in autumn. I am pretty busy stopping the cat (and my bf) from hurting them ;~;
theyre guests here, and welcome!
>>6192436
there was one on my parsley the other day
>>6192440
I don't know, probably
it'll be slow to try to avoid that but I don't know
>>6192449
>Opaque ones, yes. Ivory, beige or black would fit with most of the uncrossed ones
Thanks
>all this talk about ladybugs
>sitting here with 9 semi-domesticated spiders
Look, they keep the flies out ok? I'm not about to kill them.
>>6192458
I got attacked by a spider in the bathroom last night, the cat jumped in and fought the spider until I reached my bf and he killed it for me ;~~;
I am so afraid of them
>gf doesn't know Greek mythology
>guy named procustes invites wanderers in
>her occuli when trying to figure out if she fucked up translation
What's the rest of you up to ?
>>6192462
what caused the collapse of the roman empire?
>>6192460
>not liking spiders
I bet you don't like snakes either...
Now I'm sad.
>>6192460
Kek. There was a spider tickling my feet in bed last night. All I did was put him in my hand and on the floor so he wouldn't tickle me
>>6192453
ladybugs aren't just any old random bugs tho ;__; i just think it's weird!!!
>>6192454
<333 FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS ME. TRUTHFULLY I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON U ;3;
ladybugs are kind, i just wanna know what they represent in my life because they always end up in my house at odd times and literally follow me.
>>6192455
they're supposed to be lucky, too!
>>6192458
most spiders are soldiers for satan and u can't convince me otherwise. some are mega qt too.
>>6192462
Being disgusting, can't sleep, lonely, horny, friendless, dysphoric.
>>6192462
tell her it will be alright, cause your codename is Theseus
>>6192464
I like snakes, theyre so comfy :3
Also, I might be traumatized a bit. my mum and my sister always made me catch and remove spiders (I never killed them. I cant just kill animals except for mosquitos) cause 'come on bro, youre the MAN in the house'
that was torment.
>>6192468
theyre so qt ;~;
maybe we were ladybugs in our last life?
>>6192463
>>6192468
I guess. I mean, I don't intentionally kill them either, but I've never been bothered by one the way you were so everything works out
>liking any bugs or spiders
Y'all agp af
>>6192468
>>6192454
Ladybugs are actually prime predators. They consume mites and aphids and keep your plants healthy.
>>6192473
Sneeeeeeeek. Danger noodle. Nope rope.
Well, I gotta go. TTYL everyone!
>>6192479
t-t-this is a blue board!
>>6192471
All they do is sit in the corner on the ceiling. If they were poisoness I would care maybe.
It's cold and wet outside. Little guys just want warmth
>>6192478
but ladybugs and butterflys are cute bugs
>>6192482
Waking up cause literally swimming in goo thanks to wet dream featuring Ellen page ain't better
>>6192477
I am too autistic to not get mad over all of the blatant errors ;~~;
>>6192482
harro <3 :3
(you)
How many trips have killed themselves?
Just curious.
>>6192482
Hi, I'm not sure I know you though I suspect I've at least seen you around
>>6192486
>tfw having a wet dream but waking up prematurely and too busy a day to finish
>tfw insides twitch for half a day
suffering.
>>6192489
at least one.
>>6192486
>Tfw barely make juices anymore....
>>6192482
Ay bb
>>6192499
Why ?
>>6192495
At least it's not the wurst...
>>6192508
no, wurst got cut off :^)
>>6192508
Kraut
are people in australia more racist than people in america ;_;
>>6192519
Everywhere is more racist than America
>>6192521
are you calling us racist?
Are 120 denier too thick if you want opaque tights?
Are white and ivory basically the same thing?
>>6192513
Mine too... Cooking Thai wurst Alsatian style tonight. Filled with cheese and wrapped in bacon that is. I probably shouldn't exert myself cooking but my mother doesn't know how to cook even the most basic things and thinks getting restaurant dishes through room service is too expensive.
>>6192519
no, less racist
we aren't hung up on race
there's bruce huang, bruce smith and bruce sharma
all aussies
>>6192523
I'm calling you a faggot
>>6192531
does that mean if i move to australia i'll get accepted into the australian trans girl orgies
>>6192536
I guess?
>>6192473
that would make a lot of sense... and what are the chances we would again meet up in this life? ;3;
>>6192474
tru.... i'm just weird i guess idk
>>6192479
just like me. a prime predator.
>>6192482
hi sass first class! hru?
>>6192536
Yes, all are welcome.
BYO lube though.
>>6192486
>Liking midgets
What? Did you cum or is it that your new vag gets all lubed? Very jelly.
>>6192487
I want to stay in bed all day...:3
>>6192492
>literally not knowing who the fuck is Sass
As if!
>>6192493
You should get boyfriend to do his duties. ;)
>>6192497
Sup Basic
>>6192514
Oh I want kraut+sausage breakfast now...with some spicy mustard...drool
Who wants coffee?
Wtf am I doing with my life
>>6192541
Asians are most verbally racist
>>6192529
120 den are definitely winter tights, usually woolen ones. Comfy, but not stylish. You can get opaque tights as low as 30 den. Also, ivory is slightly yellowish, less so than cream. Pure white tights are the domain of ballet dancers, brides and little girls. Avoid them because they can look fetishy on anyone else. Same goes for white low socks except with low top sneakers.
>>6192543
I'm on my 6th cup :3
>>6192543
lubrication
>>6192543
I don't mean to... you seem nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
>tfw brutally crushing the girl inside me with such ease
>>6192544
When I was in India, for some weird reason I don't really get, I was more often referred to as a chink than as a firangi. Not any nicer, though.
>>6192552
When I crushed the girl inside me...
She had a dick.
And I humped too hard
how effay is my sleeping attire lads
>>6192375
It's a sign you're autistic, yes
>>6192553
>tfw no-one on /mtfg/ gives you passing advice, just calls you nigger
>>6192553
You racisssss
>>6192546
This is advertised as Ivory but doesn't look much different to white to me
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120842259902?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&var=420058600978&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
Kill me please :)
>>6192560
Look on the right at the shades, ivory in the middle, white at the bottom.
>>6192563
I want to start a trans suicide group. I already have one trip on board (not gonna say who) anyone else want to join? We all kill ourselves together so we don't die alone.
>>6192566
Yea ok, when?
I think Kaylee got attacked for being trans ;_;
>>6192569
Get one
>>6192569
I'm early
Not by my accord
>>6192570
was it because of peeing in, A BATHROOM!?
>>6192574
no, some drunk guy punched her (not too hard) while shouting "faggot" at her
>>6192566
keep me posted
>>6192575
That's what happens to obnoxious hons.
>>6192563
>>6192566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-VCFkn9Eo
Me and my repression bros are gonna keep fighting :^)
>>6192575
She didn't punch him back and rub her tits in his face, then pee on him?. Wat a fag
>>6192569
I'll watch and learn, then
>>6192580
*crying laughing emoji* *ok sign emoji*
>>6192584
I've actually got a brotherhood now thanks to /pol/ and Repression general.
Strength in numbers
>>6192577
Really? I usually get insults from hoodlums along the lines of "dirty dyke". They never dare to go further than shouting from a good distance. And they shouldn't, because I doubt they'd enjoy their throat meeting my switchblade.
>>6192580
>angry cyborg
>ripped action here
>all these painfully tryhard masculine imageries
repression everyone
>>6192577
I want to rip your limbs off for saying that
>>6192587
No you don't.
>>6192587
>And they shouldn't, because I doubt they'd enjoy their throat meeting my switchblade
heh... *unsheaths katana* how about you give it a try... *unleashes an attack the likes of which the world has never seen* not so tough now are you?
>>6192591
A T raging giant barrel chested faggot and a hideous ultra masculine hon. What a couple!
>>6192587
I'd call you a dirty dyke,...
As your throat meets my nibbles and soft lips
This is the UK's welfare system
just saying
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/13/suicides-of-benefit-claimants-reveal-dwp-flaws-says-inquiry
>>6192597
don't be mean to Red
>>6192601
#whiteknught
>>6192599
I'm been claiming NEETbux for 8 months now and there's no end in sight
I was hoarding it for a while, didn't know what to buy so I started buying girl clothes starting last month
>>6192597
I'm not barrel chested.
My body type is ectomorph.
Please stop.
>>6192601
Kill yourself you creepy vomit drinking rapist.
>>6192605
Education.
Buy that.
>>6192604
stop being mean to everyone
especially kayla
>>6192595
Katanas suck. They don't fit in a fashionable handbag's liner pocket.
>>6192596
>messing up the name
I feel bad about that, but my sentiment still stands, i felt like shit for a week (sort of still do) after being called a faggot and being groped I don't know what Id do if someone actually punched me :(
>>6192597
let's see you anon
>>6192593
Yeah
good morning!
>>6192609
? I fucking love kayla? She's my fembro, bro.
What the fuck are you even going on about bro.
>>6192605
congrats to you then, I just want the additional costs of mobility and stuff covered
>>6192608
Dropped out from university once and got suspended in my final year on the next course I took
Current still suspended and on bail, my trial is at most 4 months away (I haven't been indited yet but the uni won't have me back until this is all resolved)
>>6192613
Why do you let people get to you so much, just ignore them
>>6192593
SASS, I uncovered the ghost
wow this please is mean right now.
welp time for a bike ride~
>>6192618
just saying that kayla is a delicate flower
It's fucking hilarious how triggered sharp chin mcbarrel chest gets.
>>6192620
fucking Tories :D
what about PIP?
>>6192620
nah, I'm on JSA, in these 8 months I haven't been sent on any silly course or been made to apply to a set number of jobs
It's easy money
>>6192590
My repression comes back to save me everytime. The most my breakdowns amount to is saying "I want to be a girl" on an anonymous image board.
/pol/ gives me constant support and encouragement to help defeat you.
>>6192627
Let's see you anon
>>6192626
Nah.
Kayla is a fembro.
We'll go riding in the dunes one day, wrenchin on off road rigs and slugging light beers for hydration all day.
She's a flower, but she's not delicate. She's a tough cookie.
Why the fuck are you defending Kayla to me (whom I Like) when I never even fucking mentioned her
>>6192623
I won't ignore anyone who insults Kaylee
I can ignore people who insult me, but not kaylee.
>>6192636
because she is like leeloo from the fifth element and is more delicate than you know
she would do all that stuff with you to have a friend but longs to do normal girl stuff
>>6192634
Honestly, I've given up most of my repressing. It's too much effort and it just makes me feel worse.
>>6192639
But she's a hon and a terrible person. She was no doubt asking to be punched.
>>6192638
Rochdale
Got an interview for a waiter at an airport restaurant on Monday
>>6192646
how do you know she's a terrible person? because to me, who's lived with Kaylee for months at a time, she's a sweet nerdy girl who is tidy and gives me direction? Who are you, anyways?
don't bully red. he's one of the nicest ppl here
>>6192643
Nigga, she rides dirt bikes. I ride as well. Stfu. Hot girls do boy things & make boys drool.
I still go shopping, do nails, hair. Makeup, all the normal shit.
Stop forcing gender stereotypes chaserbro
You're aspbergering everywhere. AGAIN,
WHY ARE YOU BEING KAYLAS CHASER AND DEFENDING HER TO ME WHEN I NEVER BROUGHT HER UP, AND I LIKE HER.
>mfw I'm even still replying to your chaser autism
>>6192653
heya valq i quite like you :3
>>6192653
b-but I am a girl
>>6192652
stop misgendering her then
Holy shit how long was I passed out
This is why I hate parties
>>6192660
I'm not a girl
>>6192659
I-I was just saying because sometimes you are mean to her and I want you to stop
>>6192649
Someone who knows better
>>6192659
because you seem really sensible and down to earth. plus ur a qt and a welder too. all a good recipe for me to like ya
>>6192660
red is a boy. ur the one misgendering him m8
>>6192664
I'm literally never mean to her.
OMFG WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING.
I've defended her so many fucking times and invited her to do fun shit with me. You have the wrong tranny, mate.
Gtfoo
>>6192649
It's probably an ex of hers Red
Oh it's one of those episodes
"Grrrrrrrrrr everyone is an ugly whore especially (you)"
>>6192669
G'daaaawe!
I'm blushing! Ffffs
I--ii Dont know what to sayy
<3
Who secretly crushes on a trip here?
>>6192679
>You can't dictate what I am.
no but I can still say you are being dumb
>>6192677
well I hope you know that makes you a gigantic asshole. you're ignoring someone else's wishes ans feelings bc you place your own above theirs.
Red has said multiple times he's a boy and does not want to be called a girl. if you were really aa friendly to him as you claim then you wouldn't misgender him. You don't get to decide what red is ir isn't
>>6192678
just stay qt that's all :3 imma fan ~
>>6192683
maybe HE should detransition then if HE wants to be a guy so bad
>>6192689
I mean. . . that's just like, your opinion dude. nobody has to do anything and there's more than one way to be a guy or girl for that matter.
>>6192683
<3 <3 <3
I'll try, sweetness.
Soo not used to being called cute!
>>6192689
I don't have to detransition in order to be a feminine male.
I don't want to have to explain my decision again, please
Why does it matter so much to you anyways? Let it be! Jesus Christ!
>>6192697
whaaa? nah ur really good looking and I mean that w/o hugboxin. heck you look super girly even in that ugly welding gear. do they call you he or she on the job?
I'd just assume you were a slightly tomboyish lipstick lesbian if I saw u there lol
It's very important that people conform to my preconceived notions of very strict gender presentation paradigms
If anyone is anything otherwise they should be harassed until they conform because I can't be expected to understand concepts like individuality or agency
>>6192696
If you are diagnosed with anything you can apply.
>>6192535
dass racist
>>6192540
high enough apparently :3
<3
>>6192543
>tfw bf makes you get up ;_;
>You should get boyfriend to do his duties. ;)
ohhh... he does, but that day I had to hurry to uni and there was NO time at all :c
I got your back red. I'll stick to for you when bullies harass you.
>>6192702
>t-rage
What a surprise considering I don't poison my body with artificial hormones.
Drugs are for losers.
>>6192719
Honestly. I laugh at how pathetic you failed males act.
Like creepy mimics of girls.
>>6192698
Idc just stop posting here. Cis males do not belong here
>>6192714
No it's satire
>>6192718
Goof morning Soph! <3 <3
>>6192720
then why are you in a tranny thread?
>>6192705
>slightly.. I had lezzie seks after lifting kitting a truck while drinking light Beer.
They refer to me as she and use my female name. I come off as a terrible cunt if the old religious fucks purposefully misgender me.
I usually grope my tits while being a cunt so they get shut down by my natural megamilks
For the most part, yeah, contractors gawk and stare at my ass. One coworker switched crews b/c he was CERTAIN the guys would call him gay b/c he liked me.
I'm not "a welder" BTW, I'm a site mechanic. I just happen to be able to weld. Ha
>>6192698
you are so full of shit
some people in this thread actually have dysphoria and then there are people like you who pass as female but transitioned because of fetishistic reasons so you get dysphoric over being female
>>6192705
Th-thank you again tho.
I'm usually called cunty rather than qt
>>6192731
Femboys are still cis you retard
>>6192726
goof morning :3 <3 <3
I am about to go to the outer continent in FFIX
>>6192733
Mtftm
NOW WITH MORE E™
I want to kiss Kit
>>6192730
You don't know my reasons behind my transition. Also, I have really bad dysphoria.
I'm disengaging from this
>>6192710
Oh I'm nearly done with the forms, I'm just scared of getting fucked over. I'm hoping the fact I do want to work, just want extra financial support, will put things in my favour. The Fitness To Work assessments seem to be the worst thing for a lot of more severely disabled people.
>>6192739
<3 I'll respect whatever identity you choose Red! you're just a cute and fem person, that's all I see.
>>6192739
so calling yourself a man will alleviate that dysphoria?
that is fucktarded
I don't want to live in a world without humor
>>6192729
oh fuck LOL mb mb. I just happened to have saw the metal grinder and assumed!
Haha sounds like the retards around where I live. They get SO assmad about "degenerates"
>>6192730
source: my butt. its like you don't read his posts at all ever.
>>6192732
cunts can be qt too lol, but you seem more qt and blunt than a cunt to me <3
>>6192733
where did I say femboys I said red. does him being here get you all hot and bothered ?
>>6192735
Ahh getting to conde piece for the first time? Ur in the mines rn?
>>6192726
You act as a reminder of why to never succumb to mental illness.
It's nice once in a while to see what I'm "missing"
>>6192745
>Ur in the mines rn?
I am still at the gate under lindblum, mines are next step tho!
>tfw was too lazy to level and get abilities and now have a quadrillion items with abilities I havent learned yet
>>6192735
Morning...
I'm about to be bord
>>6192745
Oh, lol, that was at home on my off days... I handle more dangerous equipment here at work.
I'm not an auto mech at work. I work on pipelines and rail loading equipment
>>6192745
I guess I'm just a too reel for feels bitch at times. Idfk.
<3
You're being terribly sweet
>>6192720
Oh anon, when you become a southern baptist pastor, make me your wifey.
>>6192718
>TFW no angry stoic german boyfriend to make me do logical things and stop being emotional.
Life is suffering.
Mayhaps you have a brother or maybe your boyfriend has a friend who would like to get a transgirlfriend from central america?
There is no transition. Just glorified crossdressing and a lifetime drug dependency on hormones
>>6192752
i want to be able to handle power tools like you
Have you heard about the hide-your-thumb-to-make-your-hand-look-smaller tranny trick?
>>6192758
Now that you mention it
I never noticed how freakishly long my fingers look from the back
>>6192756
You forgot that trannies act like sub human cock worshipping faggots!
Please remember to use bully correctly, or else we don't get the full hate effect.
>tfw you need to get up and give your mom a ride to the airport so she can spend the week with the man who tortured and abused you for hours
>tfw you easily pass as a guy
> herding confused drunk cats out of your house when no one has slept is literally the worst
>at least I'm going to get to drive her 90 thousand dollar car all weekend
>tfw someone came down and said "oh I was so fucking confused where you went, I just kept looking out and seeing some woman waiting in the car, your hair threw me off"
I guess the moral of the story is that people compromise for money, and that I'm a man
>>6192752
>Morning...
but its 4 pm...
>>6192755
>Mayhaps you have a brother
nope :c
>your boyfriend has a friend who would like to get a transgirlfriend from central america?
m-maybe. as far as I know, they never talked about trannies.
>>6192756
thats kinda accurate. I am still as mentally ill as I was before transition. its more fun now tho
>>6192729
Stahp giving me lewdness. Please :(
>>6192770
you're a qt girl who still has a boymode that's all
>>6192770
I've literally never seen your brow from the side
>>6192765
long fingers = good
thick wide hand = bad
with this simple trick you can make the most problematic part of your hand disappear :^)
>>6192773
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY MORNING
>>6192773
>MFW sophie wants to keep german men pure and all to herself and her german sisters.
>>6192777
RARE FAYE
>>6192757
>imagine red using power tools and being flung around and pulling this face >_< and saying weh a lot
also working on cars sucks, power tools are scary sometimes but not my dremel or cordless drill
>>6192771
I've never done stuff like that....
I'm kinda a namby pamby delicate thing who doesn't like to get my hands dirty and is shy to show my body in public
>>6192750
sure have fun my man but talk less. just watch
>>6192751
>tfw
are you gonna power up Freya's dragon crest?
>>6192752
oh now I get it lil. sounds like we would be working on the same job site from the description. I'm still in school tho and scared af of going to my first job site
Sometimes some of the girls here don't really wanna be told what they need to hear what they want to hear.a nd sorry sorry that's just how I am. I can lay off if it's making you uncomfortable ><
>>6192756
what a cool opinion
diaper edition got deleted, we're finally saved
>>6192787
whatever you say girl
>>6192770
I guess the moral of the story is that you enjoy shitposting/manposting on a dead board.
>>6192778
I have hands like someone made a pianist do hard labor
It's really quite unflattering
crying as soon as i wake up sure is a fun way to start a weekend. overdosing looking better every day
>>6192790
Fuck yes! Diaper edition was worst edition
>>6192770
you look really nice faye!
I really want to meet you in rl and encourage you!!
great so not only do we have red shitposting about being a dude, now faye is here, we just need rawr to show up for the trifecta
>>6192793
no you don't
>>6192795
and I got last post too
>>6192798
hey can I be a dude too? or is it only the pretty ones that get to be a dude
>>6192795
b-but diapers is the essential fetish of mtfg
>>6192778
>tfw long fingers but skin is leather
end me
>>6192780
BECAUSE ITS MORNING FOR KORRA
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
>>6192781
most german men are cucks. its really hard to find someone thats not a pushover or a libtard.
>>6192794
what would you overdose on?
>>6192789
in the long run? probably not, but Idk yet. I was thinking about using Zidane-Lilly (Garnet)-Vivi-Steiner as main team. havent decided if I level the other team as well. I like freya but Steiner/Vivi combo is so nice. Ive used Quina and Mahagon before, and theres no point in having 2 eidolon/whitemages.
>>6192795
stop, you'll upset pookie D:
>>6192777
I'm really tired rn but you did roll trip 7s so
>>6192796
Yah, or we could skip time hug boxing and just have fun
>>6192790
No you
>>6192787
I'd love to behold
>>6192788
We should get hammered on a busy beach in bikinis. I'd totally have you be my tool lad and hand me things while I wiggle under stuff. Make me proud.
>>6192789
What are you studying?
Some of the work boys cry about real talk too.
>stopping
N-nno, you may continue.
>>6192803
Its 9am and I've had too much coffee and mood stabilizers
>>6192807
absolutely disgusting
>>6192799
How would you describe my hands, o magical anon who has seen them?
>>6192808
°very masc°
Seriously, my sisters is the same
>>6192806
yes
e
s
t. Pookie
>>6192803
Why lily over eiko tho? she's thr better white mage D:
I'm never gonna be a girl
I just want to stop living
>>6192803
i don't have much choice on hand, but a few drinks and a lot of opioids should do the trick
at work so I'll talk to y'all in a few hours n. n
>>6192770
Waittttt are you cuddled up on a guy in that pic! fayyyyeeee you slut
tier list, when? i need to know faces with all these newfags. who looks like less of a hon then the rest.
>>6192832
that pic is so old of me
>>6192811
but she's cute
>>6192810
>mfw valq ignores my flirts and literally answers to everyone.
>>6192803
>German men are libtard cucks.
Does this mean that I can have a Jurgen maincourse and a Kebab on the side?
>>6192808
Faye is that you in the picture? Can I use it as a reference for my surgeon?
>This is what my nose should look like
Thanks!
>>6192832
>April 2016 list
>still no me
>>6192824
eikos eidolons suck tho.
like
upped Odin is literally the best
and I dont like her as a character either. but that might be bias, cause as a Queen Ive a lot of sympathy for fellow Queens :^)
>>6192836
no. the Kebab would eat the Jürgen for breakfast OR the Jürgen is a chad and would go to jail for hatecrime against the kebab
>>6192831
that's just Jason, her boyfriend
>>6192836
>She still look feminine
HOW? The meme said brow was most important!!
>>6192832
Stop doing this anon, why do you do it?
Does it make you happy to know that you demean some girls with the hopes of your little autist list will cause your "top tier" girls to be greatful to you?
Have some respect anon, for us women who are here and for yourself. Nobody likes a beta suck up and you stink of it.
>>6192839
>already had brow work
be careful otherwise your sinuses will be rekt
Do you guys do your own eyebrows or are you confident enough to get them done professionally?
>>6192845
okay, hon.
>>6192832
fixed for accuracy
>>6192848
why would i need confidence to do them professionally?
>>6192850
Sass has a point tho
>wake up
>qt next to me
Good feel
>>6192851
why are all transsexuals white?
>>6192850
>hon
Oh anon, you really put me in my place.
Beta cuck loser.
>>6192851
FIXED YO FIX
high contrast don't lie
>>6192862
What I wouldn't give to be porcelain white
>>6192861
Congrats there! Hope you had awesome fun.
>>6192862
not all, I know some from back in the home country
black mtf's
they just super closeted but when they go all out holy moly I can barely disguise my excitement.
I want to go back out there is all i'm sayin
>>6192862
I'm a brown tranny
>>6192862
because whiteboys were made to take hormones then have their boypussies destroyed by superior BBCs, duh
>>6192870
May I see your skin colour?
>>6192875
No BBC here. My racist soul is so happy.
>>6192862
They're actually not, it's just that you perceive them that way.
>>6192862
don't ever talk to me or my hormones ever again
>>6192868
still have a guy with beard shadow and wig in good tier. top kek
>>6192881
clean your god damn room
I like your hair
>>6192882
which one?
>>6192877
I'm in bed in the dark so the flash might have messed with the colour a little but eh
wow actually most people pass when colours are inverted.
>"HEY WE'RE COMING TO VISIT, WE'LL BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR"
FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DO MY PARENTS ALWAYS DO THIS
REEEEEEEE
who /WCS Circuit: Spring/ here?
>>6192887
emma or edward or whatever his name is...
>>6192890
"Sorry I'm not gone right now. I will be in line 2 hours tho so come by then :)"
Ez
nini
I have sorority stuff later this afternoon and I'm probaly gonna be emotionally exhausted from the crying
>>6192862
i'm mexican and iranian.
>>6192896
I'm not home*
Who else hates auto correct
>>6192888
Sweet trips,
any whiter and you'll illuminate caves
I think its a nice healthy colour
I'm black but i've got to admit I've always envied those really dark black people. Like the kind where you only see their teeth and eyes in the night.
That kind of shiny jet black skin tone. I absolutely adore it. My ma's that kind of black my dad's light skinned so of course us kids got that. I like it though, sometimes folks think i'm arab or something though lol
>>6192862
I'm French. According to /int/'s superior expertise on all things white, that makes me definitely not white.
>>6192787
>>6192808
if that's masculine then I'm literally a cave man
those dna-sequencing morons must have mixed up my neanderthal percentage, eri SMASH!
>>6192848
I'm pretty lazy about my eyebrows, I'll pluck stray hairs and maintain stuff when I notice something but I'm not obsessive about it, sometimes my partner likes to shape them a bit more with the whole stencil and pencil and measuring and everything
>>6192862
they're not, it's just your anecdote-based assumption
Tfw ur meh tier
>>6192902
If you think I'm that white then the flash IS messing with the colour. I did the 23&me test last year and I'm 60% European, 20% Polynesian, 10% undefined. I am like a permanently tanned white person
>>6192774
Sorry :(
I was a distracted.
Should I mush my milks in your face as punishment?
>>6192904
The only non-white trip on here is Korra
>>6192770
Tfw faye wont drive to you to hang out
>>6192913
alot of black ppl are knuckle dragging ape niggers and their culture of violence and criminal activity is glorified amongst a majority. Being gay or trans is absolutely taboo so to affirm how not gay they are they murder them for street cred.
the educated blacks that actually contribute to society and are law abiding citizens are the minority unfortunately and youll only ever here about the niggers on TV and radio.
Case in point I got beat up alot as a kid for being a `light skinned faggot'
>>6192907
Shh you're a cute. I wonder how long I can avoid tier lists
>>6192924
>>6192907
fuck youre so hot
>>6192926
I wonder how long until I can achieve my goal of staying undesirable and at the bottom
>>6192917
Why wouldn't I? Maybe on class break sometime!
I'm going to be very adamant about getting our nails done tho, I'm sorry ahead of time
>>6192904
Don't be so hard on yourself bb
>>6192912
Yah...yes...*shivers
>>6192923
Hey it aint like that with my people, back where I'm from gays get no trouble. at worst touched up at carnival but.. that's a male thing rather than a anything esle
should i just get lean and get huge ass arms and do everything i can to keep my soft face? fucking being masculine but i cant really see myself not ending up being a fit twink because stuff
im short as fuck so having a 6'2 chad face would just make me more of a freak, i think ill just live with being a cute boy or something
there seem to be people who treat fem guys like girls too, at least according to a front page thread about some dude in prison who fucked sub boys and found them to be exactly like girls
what do mtfg get huge arms or risk everything to get experimental medication??
>>6192933
Uh all it takes is one Photoshop and your at the top
Not hard
>>6192916
that's not true but regardless do you really not understand how that still fits with
>it's just your anecdote-based assumption
or are you just pretending to be stupid to bait?
>>6192924
>>6192927
Please don't....
>>6192935
my brow could eat your brow, such is the harsh reality of caveman life
Considering buying some false nails since I'm not confident enough to paint them
Would getting red be too hon?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Top-Quality-Medium-Full-Cover-Flexi-False-Nails-Art-Full-Cover-Short-UK-seller-/231216749138?var=&hash=item35d5979a52:m:mdT638o3o-LK-0ErHj9Z7lA
>get home
>really tired
>want to watch something on tv
>keep picturing Chris hemsworth
>tell the tv "Chris hemsworth"
I'm sorry
>Chris hemmmmsworth
I'm sorry
>chrishemsworth
I'm s
>Thor
Searching for sore
>thooorrrr
I'm sorry
> Thor 2 the dark world
>searching sore dark girl
>get frustrated
>change to girls voice
>"Chris hemsworth"
Searching Chris hemsworth
>hear a laugh behind me
"I guess your tv doesn't work for guys"
Andddd that's the story of how I got outed by my tv and my lust for Chris Hemsworth
whats up mtfg? anyone do anything fun today? or have fun plans for the weekend?
I got some kick ass kimbap for lunch, was super duper yummy.
>>6192938
I'm in the deep south so.. . .
>>6192943
ty. and it has its ups and downs
>>6192946
oh I forgot to say I'm studying welding!
We have gendered verbs (most of the time the only difference is two letters at the end).
Whenever people say something to me and it's time to use a verb there is that weird pause at the and of the word when they try not to fuckup.
"Did you do it?" : "Zrobiłłłłłłaaas to?"
But hey they are trying, right? I feel so bat that I put them in that situation.
>>6192958
come to st. vincent <3
>>6192923
Frick..yeah thats so scary..i wish itwerent that way but like..when i think about it blacks have been the rudest to me so far during transition and i fear for my life everytime i deliver to the 'ghetto' of my town
>>6192926
>>6192929
No im meh
>>6192935
Whaaaat ive never done it. My nails are like 1/4 inch long
>>6192889
pookie confirmed for having nigger heritage
pan is the spookiest skeleton of them all
>>6192889
Looks like Galadriel got too close to the one ring again...
>>6192955
stayed at home and read gay webcomics
pretty fun ^^