/mtfg/ - Trans Gril General

>>6191414

oh thank god

hi y'all!
I'm happy and on drugs~!

>>6191420
what a perfect post number. what drugs

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REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID I OUT MYSELF TO SO MANY DIFFERENT PEOPLE TONIGHT I WANT TO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND NNEVER LEAVE

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Good edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbCwvuHOwoA

sometimes i see something that should be triggering but i just wonder if maybe i have actually been a straight male all along

>>6191425
shine on you crazy diamond

>>6191362
*waves her hands around casting a spell that forces Faye to wear a dress and makeup then kiss boys*

>>6191414
elanna we need to eventually use the diapers edition because otherwise it will never go away. it's wasteful to just let it sit there, that's room that another thread could use instead.

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>>6191429
We aren't going to use your diapers edition anon

>>6191424
xanax!
I am soooocalm :3

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ruined my life edition

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>>6191414

also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncXIV2SGc54

>>6191425

oh cmon it couldn't be that bad

>>6191433

WHAT NOW??? I'M MESSAGING YOU ON SKYPE LMAO

>>6191430
dude it's not even mine i don't even like diapers dude i swear

i just think it's wasteful to not use it, is all

diapers on qt grilss are pretty QT~~~

>>6191433
why did you ruin your life?
break up with the bf? :(

>>6191433
why did you do that

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>it's an "anon is going to fail out of grad school" episode

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>>6191434
it wasn't bad at all until the alcohol told me to out myself in a group chat of friends from my former university who I'm not that close with. now I feel like a joke

>>6191441
why is that happening

BURNED TONGUE!!!
awww mann.....
I like tasting with that...

>>6191442
were they supportive at least

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>>6191442

PLATYPUS NOOOOOOOOOO
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

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>>6191441
>tfw already had the "flunked out of undergrad" episode
What's going on anon, maybe there can be hope for you

I took a page from Ufufu's book and got fucked by a dog.
I feel like a new woman, like hot damn it's nice.

>>6191443
I had one semester to fix my GPA, which went to shit because I gave up on an independent study project due to depression
And I didn't fix it in time
gonna turn it in late and hope they accept a petition
And just when my anti depressants were starting to work too

>>6191448
Mew>gayposts->duck???

>>6191451
what

>>6191452
well that's too bad i hope things work out but if not it's not the end of the world

>>6191452
Get a letter from your therapist and file a claim with disability
>>6191451
That never actually happened

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>>6191446
>>6191448
the friends I was drinking with, and absent drinking buddies we called up were very supportive, then I messaged some other folks and their responses felt like they though I was joking or something. Maybe they're supportive but I just can't tell
in any case fuck alcohol this was a bad idea

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>>6191453

i'm fucking screaming laughing lmao!!!!
no, platypus called me a goose once, so i occasionally post that angry goose to respond to her.
let's talk about boys instead

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>>6191435
Are you sure you don't like dipes?

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>>6191450
I'm a grad :33

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>>6191446
you can borrow mine bb

>>6191463
put your tongue inside me~!!!
i feel nice and warm!!!

>tfw ur waiting for cyba in front of the closed bus station in the middle of the night so you look like a hooker

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>>6191459

they prob think you're just being weird and drunk, platy. just put down the booze and stop disclosing to everyone lmao! it's not a big deal.

>>6191461

it's wasteful not to shit in the diaper, elanna
shit in the diaper, elanna

>>6191461
pffft no way, u kiddin me? diapers? lol get real

i just think we need to respect the rules, and the rules are the older "new thread" is the one we use

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>>6191460
edie how can i be a more attractive boy?

guys i think diapers are kinda cute~!

>>6191468
do you think you will smile really hard and tear up a little when you see each other for the first time

>>6191456
Yeah hopefully.. I kinda want it to be over, even if it has to be this way
>>6191457
we'l see :S
>>6191450
Sorry anon..

>>6191466
no
I am not a cannibal.

>>6191471

is that you?

>>6191477
a bit dated, but ya

>>6191473
put one on then

>>6191479

are you trans?

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>>6191460
>boys

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Well I've done fucked up I've fallen for a girl and she's seemed to fall for me but I'm still mostly closeted and I'm 90% sure me telling her will end things.

Being trans is the ultimate curse.

>>6191460
>let's talk about boys instead
what about them

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>>6191469
>shit in the diaper, elanna
N-no please don't make me do this edie ;~;

>>6191470
Then if you're not into dipes you understand the conundrum right? ;~;

>>6191474
I'm gonna touch her butt

>>6191483
god i hope so because i've eaten a lot of estrogen

>>6191432
id like xanax a lot more if it took more than .5mg to knock me out, ive got weird tolerances to certain things

>>6191468
$20 is $20 tho

>>6191485
Stop being closeted you nerd, then you won't have to run into this issue again

>>6191487
are you going to squeeze her cheeks or rub her butthole

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>>6191469
yeah probably, I stopped drinking and receded into my room a while ago, still feel heavily intoxicated

>>6191468
holy shit, I thought you two were only dating for like a week, you're two of my favorite trips tbqhon so I hope everything goes well!

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>>6191484

>girls

>>6191486

their meaty cocks? hairy chests? perfect bodies, deep voices, beards.....beautiful eyes...lips.......

>>6191487

e l a n n a... ooone of them, oooone of themmm...
i was gonna say us but i don't like diapers either lmao
run elanna, run!!!!!

>>6191489

why would you want to look more like a boy then?

>>6191494

platy are you gonna be ok?

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>>6191460
I LIKE BOYS!!!!
I hope I meet up again with the cute /k/ dude who treated me nicely and made me feel really happy
>>6191480
I don't have any!!!

>>6191493
oops, meant for
>>6191488

>>6191487
>conundrum
i dont see the problem they're just diapers some people just need them

im going to do it. im not going to regret it. i have wanted this for over a decade. i am confident in my decision. im done feeling like this. i am a woman

>>6191496
/k/ guy had a nice meaty cock and called me cute names and it was so cute how he was at first shy about being with someone like me but then he opened up!!!

>>6191471
Is that considerable a too big brow to pass?
I-I'm asking for a friend.

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>>6191496
because looking like a boy is more fun to me right now
here, have a workout clip of me

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Post em

>>6191502
no, my brow has never stopped me from passing

>>6191492
Yeah but my parents don't approve and I'm stuck at their house til the end of the summer

And I haven't brought it up because it hasn't felt relevant to the conversation and I didn't want to kill the fun...

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>>6191493
Bb if you want me to I can squeeze my cheeks and rub my butthole but I don't know for what purpose

>>6191496
S-stop, you need to do it first I'm not going to ;~~~~~;

>>6191499
But people jerk off to them ;~~~~~;

>>6191505
i havent listened to enough full albums to fill out a single row of that

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>>6191496
>memes

>>6191468
T-that's really cute and romantic. I hope I get to experience something like that some day, not necessarily the hooker part but the waiting alone at night part

>>6191500
Hope your gene roll was good, good luck anon!

>>6191507
You have no idea how hard you're fucking yourself over by not transitioning early.

>>6191497
>>6191501

TELL ME MORE ABOUT /K/ GUY THO
i've dated guys from /k/ before... they're hot tbdesu

>>6191503
>>6191471

i mean if you want to look like a hot guy, then shave your head, keep your facial hair at that length in that dated pic. judging from that i'd date tf out of you.

>>6191505

some favs

>>6191509

I'M NOT GETTING IN THAT GODDAMN DIAPER ELANNA

>>6191509
people jerk off to everything, there's probably a lot of people here who jerk off to you

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>>6191496
>their meaty cocks? hairy chests? perfect bodies, deep voices, beards.....beautiful eyes...lips.......
y-yeah
have you been teasing Faye by feeding her boylust like I said you should?

>>6191506
is that a joke like
>the rest of my face did!!!
or a sincre answer?

I'd also like to know what would be an unpassing brow. I just know mine is too huge...

Any Australian QTs want a trans gf?

There has to be some girls looking for a GF.

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>>6191510
It's okay, I've listened to probably an endless trove of all genres of music but I've not read a book since 10th grade.
So what about us transbians or whatever freak show I am?

I don't like boys :( cocks gross me out. Buy my alarm bells are all going fucking off like the fire is very real this time and now it's consuming my life. I am in fact a "woman" so now I don't know what to do at age 25 :(

Fuck my entire life of being a lie.

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>>6191505
>>6191513

i forgot, this pic is way better than that one lol

>>6191516

no, faye doesn't like guys at all

>>6191510
Well its never too late to start. Tonight i recommend son lux - lanters. The full album is available on youtube if you dont wanna download it.
>>6191513
Everyone likes nmh. Smh.
>>6191518
Can you marry into citizenship in australia

>>6191512
>You have no idea how hard you're fucking yourself over by not transitioning early.

I've been on hormones for 2 months now. and I've already started "late" I'm 21...

>>6191517
sincere answer. elanna can confirm i neither hide nor get clocked by my brow irl

>>6191513
video is current nearly shaved hair desu. stupid laser killed the beard though ;_;

>>6191519
i havent read a book recreationally ever in my entire life

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>be on cyproterone for about a month now, 50mg/day
>feeling depressed and borderline-suicidal
>want to switch to spiro
>afraid my T levels will rise due to being on an inferior anti-andro

What should I do?

>>6191523
>lux - lanters
that better be extremely mainstream

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>>6191496
I think so, I made a peanut butter sandwich and that seems to being helping. Idk if it's the fact that I didn't eat much before drinking, that I lost a shitload of weight recently, or what, but holy fuck I can not drink like I used to at all

General question: Is it too nasty to ask for examples of faces that couldn't pass without tons of ffs?
No hons, being old isn't my main worry right now...

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>>6191523

what's wrong with nmh??

>>6191525

>no beard
i mean...have you considered living as a girl instead?

>>6191527

what's your E dosage?

>>6191530

lmao!! poor platy. i'm sorry. everything will be fine, dw. what are your plans for the rest of the night now?

>>6191532

if you're asking for people to post other trips pics for that answer, then ya, prob

>>6191513
Army guy short hair :3
I met him while I was drunk in a con elevator, I was swaying a bit and the way he took care of me was so nice. I.....had cocklust so I ended up on my knees in his hotel bathroom. We talked about guns until I passed out! He was sweet and waited for me to sober up the day after and we had a fun time together. He was asking me questions about my body, and he was kinda shy about talking me with his friends. He fucked me hard but he was so delicate with my body too. His fingers made me shudder

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>>6191515
This is a thought that I enjoy a lot more than diapers though, I actually just enjoy that thought in general..

>>6191513
YOU
GET IN THE DIAPER
NOW

>>6191525
I can confirm, anon passes irl with short hair

>>6191529
Son Lux - Lanterns
Sorry for the mistype. Its chamber pop music. You might recognize a tune or two on the album because since they were released, quite a few mainstream artists have sampled them.
>>6191533
I really dislike it. Idk.
I love janelle monae though.

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>>6191515
>the feeling when nobody will ever jerk it to you

>>6191533
>if you're asking for people to post other trips pics for that answer, then ya, prob
no, no, it could be normal cis male people who wouldn't pass. that would be healthier in general I think.

>>6191526
I enjoyed holes. I mostly grew up writing fiction. I am currently working on one character, an autistic trans cyborg. I haven't even been able to write her lately either. I haven't been able to do anything. Everything I build my life on is wrong. I've cleared all the junk lines in my game of tetris and now i'm totally fucked because I see the problem, I just can't solve it.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I am basically living in a 100% panic attack just about 24/7 now because my entire life is over as I knew it like legit I can't go back. the bottle cracked, my genie is out, now I'm left trying to figure things out and the sytsem seems so rigged against me. I'm a strong projected male but I am a tiny 15 year old girl hiding in here begging for her razor blade back to punish herself more for no good reaosn. Why the fuck did I hide that from my shrink when it mattered? I ruined my whole life :(

>>6191533
>what's your E dosage?
Estrofem, 4mg/day

>>6191533
i do live as a girl, but it's boring and i want to try to pass less

>>6191541
>I am basically living in a 100% panic attack just about 24/7 now because my entire life is over as I knew it like legit I can't go back. the bottle cracked, my genie is out, now I'm left trying to figure things out and the sytsem seems so rigged against me. I'm a strong projected male but I am a tiny 15 year old girl hiding in here begging for her razor blade back to punish herself more for no good reaosn. Why the fuck did I hide that from my shrink when it mattered? I ruined my whole life :(
So... your bell rang?

>>6191521
>no, faye doesn't like guys at all
so she says but she still blushes
besides with teasing it doesn't matter if its true or not

>>6191414
>tfw headphones broke today

>>6191547
Is that like a catch phrase? I would describe it that way sure. I'm afraid I didn't catch myself in time. I'm glad I didn't try to get married etc. I avoided everything. :/

>>6191536
>This is a thought that I enjoy a lot more than diapers though, I actually just enjoy that thought in general..
desu it's not just a thought it's also reality...

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>>6191535

i looove army guys desuuuu. when are you gonna get that dick next?

>>6191536

ELANNA NO!!!!! ;3;
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT U GETTING IN THE DIAPER!!!!!!

>>6191537

...well....janelle monae is bae...so......i can look past this, oddish...........this time..............

>>6191540

oh, that's prob not that bad then.

>>6191542

you prob need to bump it up to 6mg if you're feeling that way.

>>6191543

...LMAO WHY?

>>6191549

tru. she teases me more than i tease her tho, that's just her nature. whenever i bring up guys she gets grossed out lol

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>>6191515
>mfw best friend tells he's jerking off to your pics you gave to him to get a second opinion on body changes

>>6191518
Maybe, getting a citizenship to the other side of the world isn't easy tho.

>>6191524
Same age as when I started then and my asshole feels pretty fucked about this. Better than nothing I guess, just don't waste your first year of HRT with bad selfmed dosages and not doing anything else like I did.

>>6191519
>reading books
>listening to albums
You're more MLG at this than I am, all I do is look at visual arts and listen to my favorite artists over and over.
>I don't like boys
Hey i can relate to that, gt's are pretty cute tho I have to admit.

>>6191536
>DIAPER
This meme needs to end.

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>tfw butt hurts after using my 8 inch dildo
how does edie handle this

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>>6191533
Idk, I'll probably continue posting or play some Runescape, it's hard for me to fall asleep when drunk. Hopefully my 2 friends who came over want to go a diner or something for breakfast, or else I'll be real pissed I didn't choose to play Magic tonight instead

>>6191550
Check your karma, you probably got some shit karma credit from some old shit you did
>>6191558
Please don't kill me

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>beatport exclusive release
>brand new so each track is $2.50
>lossless surcharge
>tfw I'm about to pay $6 for 2 tracks
FUCK

>>6191558
NO
IF I GET IN THE DIAPER YOU GET IN THE DIAPER
IT'S A TEAM EFFORT

>>6191556
:3
me gusta

>>6191559
>just don't waste your first year of HRT with bad selfmed dosages and not

I've been secretly seeing a dr. on my college campus so I'm taking legit meds :)

>>6191558
i have complicated feels about my own gender presentation and being a boy on mtfg makes me happy. i need to explore this more than i already do with my short hair and andro clothes

>>6191558
I honestly don't know...
Maybe not until next year.
We hooked up at a con and he's at a base in AZ or something....

But at least I convinced my owner to maybe try anal with me :3

>>6191566
That's good. There's so much gatekeeping here I can't get legit meds for a while :/

>>6191565
>tfw I'm about to pay $6 for 2 tracks
Hopefully the artist gets a sizeable cut from that at least

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>>6191462
time for some music befitting the occasion
https://youtu.be/Deivz0U7RBk
lol, just kidding. congratulations! hope you get to make your favored use of your education

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>>6191565
>>6191558
hey i found this pic of you guys

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>>6191559
I used to be a vibrant person. Then I was just a fiction author. Now I'm a fiction author in my own head. That's the problem, I'm not just a con man on the streets, I'm a con man to myself. I'm not a real man. I never let anything be true about myself it would mean being real.

I have cut myself, and now my life down to things literally like force feeding, walking like an autistic drone through the local park with my autistic backpack, jerking off when my man-period hits and turns me into half a woman (ti's strange i hate cocks unless if i imagine a threeway and im on my hormone cycle), playing pokemon and tetris.

I am revolving myself around my falco and jigglypuff in smashbros to keep my body alive. Literally, i would kill myself if i didnt have melee. I am alive so that my style of puff can live. I am training to be the very best. I love all things pokemon. It has always been with me even when i was a girl as a kid. a girl with a penis and no concept of what a boy even was. I was shamed by the zionists. forced to wear a gender indentifying yamaka. I hate my parents. I hate the false neglectful love I was shown. I need to run away. Idk where to go im scared :( i'm not a strong boy anymore i'm just a crying mess of lies and bullshit.
I'm very dangerous if i let myself out. I'm too smart and i do stupid impulsive shit like smuggle coke or something idk who the fuck knows what i might do if i let myself out of isolation. I'd probably have sex and that was taught to be the worst thing ever :(

I was raised by the wrong people, in the wron time, in the wrong body, in teh wrong way. AND I LET IT HAPPEN.

I deserve my fate.

Men aren't that bad, I don't know why y'all don't like them!!!


>>6191565
I'll get in a diaper with you Elanna~!

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>>6191565
>Paying for music

Anyone else here seriously addicted to morphine or similar? I feel like that's a topic we gloss over. I know for a fact it afflicts alot of trans people. it's not something that's "part of the community" but it is not something to be over looked. Addiction is a huge problem. Anyone else seriously addicted to something? Besides self loathing.

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>>6191561

well i mean that can always be fun tho. i'm having lots of fun posting myself ^__^ also wait wtf
are you the girl that birdy met on runescape? literally no one else here plays it lmao

>>6191563

why would i ever do something like that? i'm a kindhearted girl, i'm shocked and offended at that assumption oddish-chan

>>6191565

ok here's what we'll do
i'll stick one foot in one leg hole, and you can stick one foot in the other leg hole, and then when anon thinks they've got us where they want us...
we move both of our legs in the opposite direction, tearing the diaper, and then we head for the hills!!!!

>>6191567

why would you only want to be a boy on mtfg tho? i love being a shemale here

>>6191568

how is your relationship with him anyways? your owner, i mean
you don't really talk about him too much

>>6191572

EW

>>6191577
some people actually like to support the artists that give them great music
strange huh?

im pre-hrt and i have a big dick that i dont really want to lose, will est make my dick shrink

>>6191569
That sucks where are you from?

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>>6191577
If you can hook me up with a free source for these tracks, by all means. Most of them are impossible to pirate and I like to pay for the sake of having something CD quality or better.

>>6191576
But I don't want to get into the diaper ;~;

>>6191569
They probably don't, I buy tracks on bandcamp when I can though

>>6191581
OK
On the count of 3.
1.
2.
3.

>>6191584
keep using it and you won't lose much if anything

>>6191558
> whenever i bring up guys she gets grossed out lol
you're doing it wrong, you can't talk to her about guys like its a factual discussion
you have to word it like erot lit
>Jason nustled up behind of Faye, she was nervous as she had never been with a man before
>"h-heh this is awkward" she stuttered, but Jason just smiled as he began kissing the nape of her neck, bristling his beard hair against her skin
>Faye immediately relaxed and involuntarily sighed as Jason continued to kiss
etcetcetc

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>>6191581
nah, I've never interacted with birdy before, other than making fun of him with this platypus avatarfagging. I've been lurking here quite a while, and have played Runescape even longer.

>>6191581
I'm his live in pet for the weekends.
The pain he gives me is exemplary. The floggings, the forced ab workouts, the namecalling and the leashing, ahhhh They are soooo good for me!!!!
Fuck.
He's attractive too. Bio labtech at an university, long golden hair, fit chest....
I hope he fucks the shit out of me when I see him on Wednesday.

>>6191584
If you masturbate often even after your libido gets murdered you won't lose much

>>6191581
I dont know what you're capable of edie. You could kill me, by stabbing me maybe.. Or you could kill my spirit, by saying anything even slightly negative about me.
>>6191582
Kindly refrain from taking me seriously

>>6191593
>>6191587
sweet, altho when my libido goes down i might not even care

>>6191586
What's the artist? Do you have what.cd?

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>>6191597
https://pro.beatport.com/release/pylon/1757989
It's beatport exclusive, I can't get it anywhere else

>>6191558
>you prob need to bump it up to 6mg if you're feeling that way

Probably. Would you recommend taking it twice daily? They're 2mg pills, so I'd have to cut one in half.

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>>6191573
That does sound like one hell of a struggle. Hope you an find some solace in your mind or something, I don't know what else to say :s

>>6191585
Finland. I think I'm doing okay with selfmed now, if only they sold progestrone on QHI... I guess it's coming to their catalogue soon but I want tits now, NOW.

>>6191586
>They probably don't, I buy tracks on bandcamp when I can though
That's nice. I wish I could buy my favorite songs from somewhere but She only sells his songs on itunes or some other random services based on what album. A goddamn mess so I have to torrent or dl from youtube >:I

>>6191584
I haven't had any change and I don't even masturbate that often. Maybe like once a week, sometimes less frequent than that. Just get erections for yourself semi-regularly by doing something naughty and you should be fine, I've found out that doing that sort of stuff comes way more naturally than fappan.

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anyway, this is what i listen to a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbNg5_Jtd8k
also this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ruSOUiSznM
but mostly i listen to ratatat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wkRET0hbo

>>6191599
hey elanna are you excited for your date this weekend

>>6191588
Weirdly turned on by that guy right now while also trying to be that guy again

Being trans is confusing

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>>6191586

WE'RE FREE!!!

>>6191588

i'm telling you, that grosses her out too lol
she like hates men and finds it all completely disgusting ;-; she's a lesbo and that's ok

>>6191589

oh okie okie.
platy, tell me more about you. if you're gonna be awake and all. why not?

>>6191590

when did you last see him?

>>6191594

LMAO ODDISH ;3; i would never!!

>>6191600

um i mean honestly cutting those pills in half probably isn't the best, but are you doing sublingual?
cause i'm pretty sure estrofem is meant to be taken that way. you could just do 2 in the morning, 1 at night, and see how you do on that.
then try 1 in the morning, 2 at night if your mood doesn't improve whilst you're awake.

>>6191605

good taste desu

>>6191590
is he your first owner or have you been owned before

ive never been owned i dont think i want to be but it's kinda interesting. was it weird being owned for the first time.

>>6191609
>um i mean honestly cutting those pills in half probably isn't the best, but are you doing sublingual?
Yes.

>>6191599
Hmm youre right, its not on here yet. Its only been out a few days i guess. I'm gonna put a request for it.

>>6191608
SEE told you it would work
>Jason grasped Faye by the shoulders and breathed hot sweet breath into her ear and back of her head
>feeling intensely warm Faye arched her back and pressed her rear against Jason's groin

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>>6191609
ehh alright. I just turned 20, have had gender identity issues for a while but repressed hard until a couple months ago, not yet on hrt but plan to order self meds within the next 12 hours, total nerd who stays inside most of the time unless it's to play MtG, uhhh I think that's most of it

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>>6191614
Hmm, well I guess good for the people that have what.cd, I don't use it. ;~;
Already bought it for highway robbery prices, usually I spend more on records anyways.
Also picking up some breakbeat, even though I could pirate this one, just cuz colombo is awesome
https://pro.beatport.com/track/repeat-original-mix/7318076

>>6191606
Hell yeah! I'm not so excited for the trans talk but it has to happen and I figure I'd rather just get it out of the way, he seems really into me and I don't want this to go on too long without bringing it up.

>>6191603
Downloading from youtube has such shit sound quality doesn't it? Or is it better now.

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Where can I get my own Faye gf?

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>>6191616

finally

>>6191613

previous advice stands then.

>>6191617

woah, you're a youngin, platy. why were you hittin on a milf like me while pretending to be a chaser?
why within the next 12 hours btw?
do you have any other hobbies?

>>6191609
it was the weekend before last. exams made us both unavailable. He and his gf whos this wonderful fashionable lady take turns on me
>>6191611
Kaylee is like my owner-prime. She is my everything and primary. She can do anything with me
this guy is just another guy im reguraly intimate, and we engage in owner/pet relationship. He led me on a leash in a graveyard at midnight in order to makeout and feel me up

>>6191618
Do you like old apparatus?
https://youtu.be/7sdAapuLiec
I really enjoyed this album when it came out, when though i don't listen to electronic music usually.

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>>6191617
platypus turned out to be a qt nerd, how neat

>>6191618
>Downloading from youtube has such shit sound quality doesn't it? Or is it better now.
It's kinda shit but sometimes there are no torrents and can't buy the song so I'm left with no options :/

>>6191621
>why were you hittin on a milf like me while pretending to be a chaser?
because I was bored I guess, I'd never hit on mommy for real!
>12 hours
Earlier today I promised myself that I'd order it before drinking, but I failed that obviously, so hopefully when I'm sober I'll get around to it
as for hobbies, uhh shitposting, playing vidya, watching Star Trek, reading up on history, and doing fantasy world building

>>6191603
you can ask qhi specifically for progesterone

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o yes, i forgot to mention that i love the shit out of toriena
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOFXVQIetzk

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>>6191632
I did and they said they're making it part of the permanent menu and thus is not available rn. Dunno if I should take it yet anyways, I mean, I'm soon 1 year in HRT but my boobes are below a-cup still, don't know if it'd help or hurt :/

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>>6191608
We're not going to come up with a new term for a transgirl presenting as boy getting horny over one's self.

my long time friend just told me hes going to drive an hour and a half to come see me. little does he know that hes going to be the first person to know that im a girl

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>>6191622

woah. is she a dom too?

>>6191631

>tfw mtfg mommy
d'aw you really are a lil nerd, huh? THAT'S SO CUTE LOL
why not just order some mones right now? i ordered mine a few hours ago.

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>>6191633
Chiptuuuuune :D

>>6191628
Awe, sucks ;~;

>>6191623
It's a bit more downtempo than I'm used to but I could give it a shot. Never listened before.

>>6191623
this is what autism sounds like

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Whch scooby doo film (animated or...live action) is your favorite
>>6191620
That image amazing

>>6191621
>finally
you'll be talking about boys with her soon!
>Jason smiles at Faye as he flips her around to face him before sincerely asking her "are you okay with continuing?"
>Faye nods nervously with lust in her eyes, Jason smiles with excitement before kissing Faye on her forehead, then clasps her cheek and kisses her gently on the lips taking her breath away
>Faye closes her eyes lost in feeling as Jason places her on her back and lays on her, both fully clothed, but kissing her chest

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>>6191631
>reading up on history
What sort of history?

I wana be single again sometimes.....

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>>6191642

or i could just be the one under jason

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>>6191638
i've actually propounded a dmg game boy.
i've also done some picking around on lsdj.
i like what i've been coming up w/ so far.
i'm currently working on my 1st project, 「ニューハーフ・ワイフ」

>>6191640
Old apparatus has nothing on Autechre. I love Autechre, but its music for aspies.
https://youtu.be/5wfshIunrvU
>>6191638
Downtempo? Maybe i like downtempo.

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have you girls travel to other countries? do you want to?

>>6191647
trip on faye

>>6191637
but we all see you as our mommy

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>>6191652
>propounded
>not prosounded
>picking
god-damn autocorrect

>>6191654
also
>disgusting man hands
>etc

>>6191621
You're a bit young to be a milf, don't you think?

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>tfw I orgasmed but am still horny
my gt hurts.

>>6191642
>Faye grips Jason hard between her thighs, one of his giant hands unbuttoning her shirt, the other clasping both her hands above her head
>Faye was breathing hard, foreplay had never felt like this when she had been with girls and could barely think through the lust and confusion
>Jason put those thoughts to rest briefly as he pawed Faye's breasts as they continued to passionately kiss

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>>6191654
>but we all see you as our mommy
t b h >>6191650

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>>6191654
I traveled around europe quite a bit as a kid. Don't see myself doing it too much, maybe a comfy roadtrip but other than that I'd want to stay much longer term in wherever I'd go.

>>6191664
You need to work on your ERP story telling a little.

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>>6191616
Mmmm
>>6191642
daddy
>>6191620
Fayes like it when you're kind to them and include them, they want to feel like they're one with you, not like their dating your ego, also lots of cuddling, and holding is required

>>6191654
I did it a lot when young. It would be nice to actually visit many of the countries and do what I want, not what my client wanted.

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Damn it.
Who thought it was a good idea to e-mail my dad while baked last night.
Now I have an ominous unread e-mail sitting in my inbox.
Stomach turning at the realisation that oh shit, I actually said too much.

>>6191674
post it here for all to see

>>6191674
that faces screams silent acceptance

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>>6191653
Yeah, like ambient/downtempo/noise music and IDM. Idk I don't tend to listen to a lot of it, but you might like squarepusher or aphex twin.

>>6191652
I wish that I had any sort of musical talent, lsdj seems really really fun to mess around with. The gameboy just sounds so good.

>>6191637
Kaylee is my alpha dom
I'm her property :33

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>>6191654
>>6191665

>tfw your father and i are so proud of you

>>6191659

well i'm over 300 years old, so idk

>>6191679

wait, is kaylee your masters gf?

>>6191674

r e a d i t

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>>6191674
Eep!!!
Read it and get it over with so you can move on.

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>>6191637
sh-shut up mom, I'm a cool kid, all the best Magic players are cool kids and normal people, all the neckbeards suck at the game. They probably prefer The Next Generation too!
desu I thought I didn't know where my wallet was and I was too drunk to look for it, but it turns out it was in my pocket the whole time, so I guess I will

>>6191645
Everyone asks me this, but honestly I don't have favorites when it comes to history. The last thing I was reading was about the War of the Roses in England

>>6191678
i'm also gonna be teaching myself the assembly language for the lr35902 (gameboy's cpu)

>>6191681
No. I got confused
Master gf doms me, bus she's a soft sub for master. She can't take nearly as much pain

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>>6191683
That's cool. I like to read up on odd historical stuff that catches my attention.

>>6191684
Just use a C compiler.

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>>6191687
as a buddhist,
s&m relationships are a bit of a no-no for me.
but hey, if you're happy, then that's great

>>6191650
don't steal away your girlfriends first boyfriend!

>>6191664
>Faye was hit with an eruption, a wave of pleasure like she hadn't felt before, she lifted her head up and bit Jason playfully on the ear then said "I'm ready, just fuck me now"
>Jason was almost surprised but didn't need to be told twice, he hopped up off the edge of the bed and quickly completely undresses, Faye does the same with her jeans but is still wearing her lace bra and panties in addition to her shirt, but now fully unbuttoned
>they look each other over; Jason clean cut haircut, built body with chest hair and three days beard growth. Faye a busty intelligent beauty, who hides her beauty away
>they both smile before Jason slides back between Faye's legs

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>>6191690
no. i've already pirated nintendo's Game Boy Programming Manual, i don't want that to be in vain. & apparently the instruction set is pretty easy to remember.
leaner assembly software a plus

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>>6191687
>she's a soft sub for master
Didn't even know soft sub is a thing, sounds like what I'd be into. Your life sounds fun tho im jelly

anyone use discord? i kinna wanna talk to someone

>>6191698
what's discord?

>>6191691
As a former devout Catholic, the flagellation and worship of someone's body and being in positions of being subversiant really appeals to me

>>6191698
Voice or text? If it's the former then sorry :s

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>>6191683

>not posting a platypus image with your post
w-woah... s-she's evolving ;3; growin up...
where you gonna order your mones? i do adc.

>>6191687

dang! how many subs does he have?

>>6191698

that place scares me desu

>>6191683
Get a trip with that name already you qtpa2tie

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I saw the diaper thread in catalog and now I need pictures of trannies in diapers. Please provide content for me.

>>6191697
I really don't get all that sub/dom stuff. Makes me uncomfortable. I'm not into dominating people (except humiliating males in a totally nonsexual way) but anyone trying to dominate me is in for a really bad day. I guess I'm really not made for the bedroom.

I dunno.
I think it'd be smart if I just cut contact with my dad sooner than later.
Such an idiot, putting myself in a position where I can't talk to even more of my family.
I guess I found out what I wanted to though.
He doesn't know yet.

>>6191704
Just me and his gf.
His gf is borderline vanilla and only can stand mild flogging, he loves her pussy though.... I'm so jealous of her being able to please him that way

he only brings out the really stingy cord whips and can crop me multiple times and I let him call me slurs and stuff and swallow his cum

>>6191698
But you're doing that already.

>>6191701
>>6191703
>>6191704
sorry, don't worry about it then

>>6191668
I don't ERP
but I do like writing occasionally and it's only bad because they're my personal fantasies and I'm a virging

>>6191692
I'm going to leave it there -_~

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>>6191513
I am also a /k/ dude. I have gone on many a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. challenge and many an innawoods excursion. And yes most of us are relatively attractive. One time me and my friends were camping out in this abandoned tunnel and we heard a fucking awful sound. Probably some animal stepped on its nutsack or something idk. But damn it scared the shit out of us haha. Pic related it's the tunnel

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>>6191707

>>6191684
Neat, do you a do a lot of homebrew type stuff or is this your first foray into programming old game systems?

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>>6191707

/get out/

>>6191712

well, dang. i'm glad you're at least in a relationship that you're happy with :o

>>6191714

well if you want you can add me on skype or something?

>>6191717

/k/ guys are best guys, desu. also military guys.

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>>6191707

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>>6191717
someone mentioning /k/ really reminds me of a joke i used to make to myself.
"a bitch who doesn't carry is a dead bitch"

>>6191723
i tried before, you didnt accept it

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>>6191721
1st foray

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>>6191726
>mistreating the best dragon
>mfw

>>6191710
Not everyone needs to be into sexual stuff. I've never had sex or anything like that but I'd love to cuddle with some special someone and let things develop from there.

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>>6191704
I was gonna do adc as well

>>6191706
o-okay
>tfw never had to use a trip in all your years on 4chan so you have to look up how to get one

>>6191720
>>6191725
Thank you.
>>6191723
That pic doesn't seem to include what I want, but thank you for trying.

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>>6191733
most vulnerable dragon in my eyes.
how could i not?

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>>6191728

wait, who r u?

>>6191736

ok, good

>>6191737

NO I WAS TELLING U TO GO AWAY
STOP BRINGING THE DIAPERS HERE!

>>6191729
Well good luck, programming old systems is fun. Any experience with assembly or programming before? I did a small amount of sega genesis homebrew for a period but that was all in C ;~;

>>6191726
Haha true. I don't have my CCL yet but on trips I just open carry my CZ-52. I live in a pretty gun friendly state so cops and stuff don't really care. If anything they'll ask why you have it and you can just say the magic word: bears.

I'm baaaack!

Sleep is for those who can't shitpost at 4 am.


I did not, in fact, dream of being a princess. I dreamed of falling. And then flying. It was a good dream.

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>>6191738
kissing/screaming dragons to death is the best thing i never knew i wanted to do

>>6191740
Still not seeing it. I love your enthusiasm but can you give a better effort?

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>tfw tumblr keeps reblogging pics of ridiculously hot men

H E L P

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>>6191745
no, but apparently the game boy is used in entry-level assembly courses, so i should be fine

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>>6191736
>tfw never had to use a trip in all your years on 4chan so you have to look up how to get one
Ha I can relate. How long you've been memeing on the chins? I think this is my 8th year, what a well spent youth gotta say

>>6191738
>tfw you're a special dragon 4x weak to fairy
>tfw basically all fairies are bulk on special defense
suffering

>>6191754
Tsk tsk be a proper lady now, men are of the devil.

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>naked, legs entwined
>she caresses my face and leans in to whisper in my ear
>"kill the jews"
this is everything I dreamed of

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hello gurlz~ anyone elses bell go off today
mine did xoxox

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>>6191758
you'd better hope that your moves doesn't lack poison/steel type moves.
btw, i've got mawile watching my back

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>>6191758

why do i want to suck the devil's dick?? ;3;

>>6191759

SCREAMING

When did everything get so lewd? >~>

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>>6191698
yeah sure

>>6191740
dw about it

>>6191754
send them to your girlfriend

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>>6191760
what does it mean for one's "bell to go off"?

>>6191759
but isn't cyba a je?
she looks like one

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>>6191769

...b-but

>>6191766

idk i'm just horny

>>6191770

my gf is out presenting as a boy and hitting on girls at a club desu
i'm sure she's fine with me keeping them for myself

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>>6191759
Stop the cute, stop ittttt

>>6191765
>why do i want to suck the devil's dick?? ;3;
You've fallen into SIN and the DEVIL has gotten to your mind. Repent and gobble that pure nun gt until your urges are gone

>>6191764
Thank god that thing is banned to ubers. I do got some poison/steel moves floating around but the best way to fuck things is smogonbird meme, that thing is beyond broken and hilariously fun to wipe teams with.

Yay fashion again comes to the rescue for my dysphoria!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3129960/The-Collarbone-Club-visible-collarbone-one-sought-body-features-women-flaunt-theirs-social-media-ranking-higher-thigh-gap.html

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>wake up, feel refreshed.
>shitpost

>try to get up
>sudden lethargy

I... I don't think I'll be staying up till the early hours again.

I'm going back to sleep.

If anyone needs me, I'm only napping. I'll check in every now and then.

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testing testing did I do this trip thing right

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>>6191778

>tfw
i need a monk to help bring me back to god's light

>>6191783

idk did u?

>wow your hair is amazing, your curls look like a porcelain doll's!

tfw customer compliments out of nowhere

>>6191767
...cant tell if bully

I'm terrified of trying to wait on crowded lines for restrooms. Women will beat me up :(

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>>6191778
or i could just use a stall shuckle to wear you down w/ infestation.
i've also got a prime wobbuffet on my side.
better hope you have shadow sneak, cause i know wish

>>6191777
>my gf is out presenting as a boy and hitting on girls at a club desu
i'm sure she's fine with me keeping them for myself
but why would a straight girl pretend to be a straight boy

>>6191771
It's when your hips grow wide enough to accommodate a big, traditional "bell" skirt like that of the victorian era, with metal bands to hold its shape. Your hips filling this "bell" shape is an achievement amongst hons, known as their bell going off.

Nah it's just when they don't wanna live as men anymore, I think.
>>6191777
>idk i'm just horny
Neat :3
>>6191782
Okay cya! Hope you have a good rest <3
>>6191783
I think so!
>>6191785
Um, congratulations? Glad you're getting appreciation!

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>>6191784
apparently not, I thought "platy" was gonna show up in the tripcode, I used a generator and everything...

oh well I don't really care honestly

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>>6191788
I promise not to bully you senpai if you let me add you

cross my glitched up heart and hope to die

>>6191794
>but why would a straight girl pretend to be a straight boy

A
G
P

>>6191796
Make sure you're using the right one, and that you're using an insecure tripcode, not a secure one

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>>6191785
iktf, customers always compliment my glasses and one of the girls I work with says my hair is beautiful

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>>6191795

tru

>>6191796

you prob copied the wrong thing in tripcode explorer desu!

>>6191803

I would compliment your hair too if I saw you, putin

>>6191785
>tfw customers recoil when they see your face and that you're not a real girl

>>6191797
ok...do you post yours...or do i post mine?

>>6191808
>answer phone
>oh yes, Miss, can I spea-, oh, sorry, Anon...can I speak to the other manager...

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>>6191783
Are you sure you copied it properly and swapped the encoding to jp? I've been trying to mine for a cuddle trip with a good random string in the end but cant decide which ending i want.

>>6191784
Religion sounds surprisingly enticing with sexual under and overtones ;3c

>>6191781
That stuff seems pretty.... odd. Thanks to being skinny and having fuckhueg shoulders I got a lot of collarbone to go around which is good I guess :^)

>>6191791
I've never had trouble with the suckle meme, it's the contrary shell smash one right? I've never had trouble dealing with it for some reason. Wobbuffet is all about the pure luck predictions which is why I don't really like it

>>6191805
I don't think I did, I'll try another one though

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>>6191808
can you post yours

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>hear a new ravey song that you really like
>instinctively start grinding your jaw and unfocusing your eyes
God drugs do weird things...

>>6191805
>>6191812

>you prob copied the wrong thing in tripcode explorer desu!

Or are using the wrong version like I was.

Download it from here?
http://desktopthread. com/Tripcode_Explorer/

I came back because I remembered I was going to ask people here something... for some reason. I don't know why I'd ask this here, and not say, /fit/ but bleh. Lazy.


Does anyone else have trouble with high intensity cardio? Whenever my heart starts beating at a certain speed, my chest tightens up and I get a nasty wheezing cough? am I just out of shape? or is it something stupid, like sports-asthma?

>>6191817
Drugs are for slugs, what are you some kinda slug?

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>>6191817
I want to do drugs like the cool girls too

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>>6191791
there are of course other ways of pissing other players off.
i though of a way:
1. Polygon 2
-Trick Room
-Explosion
2. Shuckle w/ Sturdy/ Focus Sash
-Power Trick
-Rock Slide
3. when Shuckle dies, move on to boost pokemon w/ Substitute & Baton Pass
4. move on to your next sweeper

100% fool-proof way of pissing all of your opponents off, whether you win or lose

>>6191819
Probably being out of shape and in the hospital, but check with a doctor or something. You should try using an eliptical, I found them more fun and easier to continue with than running on pavement or dirt.

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>>6191821
If that's the case I'm a grossly overgrown slug. Worth it desu

>>6191824
Drugs are bad tho

>>6191824
Just do what I did and find out you have awful friends who are on HRT and didn't tell you. Who have black market contacts and want to share the joys of everything up to fucking heroin with you.

Yes, I am a little salty. And tired. And grumpy. Sorry...

>>6191826
I mean... I hope so.
I really need to get in shape though. Hill walking has left me with the legs of a horse (and an Ok butt I guess) but I want to actually lose weight properly for once.

test numero 3 hi hello

hi i am the /mu/ trip

>>6191833
nope nope, let's try again, I don't know what's wrong with that particular one

is anyone willing to post their butt tonight

>>6191830
>desu
You know... I can't tell if you're actually typing "desu" or if 4chan is just correcting you on the abbreviation of family.

>>6191830
*salts u*
>>6191832
Calories in < calories out, and boom, weight loss!

Soup ?

>>6191836
Hello /mu/ trip, I don't recognize you, but it's nice to meet new people~
>>6191838
I nominate Sirona, she was just boasting about her butt~

>>6191842
hopefully death

>>6191837
okay well this one worked so whatever

>>6191847
No

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>>6191811
wobbuffet is very good insurance against most other pokemon, if you're aware of their roles in the context of the opponent's party, especially if it manages to move 1st w/ shadow tag & you're predicting a ko. wobbuffet is excellent insurance

>>6191837
>>6191833

See:>>6191819

>>6191840
I mean... Sorta? I eat like... 5-7000 calories a day and amn't too tubby, (just sorta... soft in the middle, and I bulge out...) It's a case of I emit heat like a radiator whenever I eat.

But yeah... I guess I should actually plan a diet.
And also get in shape.

>>6191850
sheen is kill

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>>6191825
In a no-rule scenario my go-to assfucking strat is:
Forretress (sturdy) holding a colbur berry
>Stealth Rocks
>Spikes
>Toxic Spikes
>Rapid Spin

Paired up with
5x Talonflame (gale wings) holding a choice band
>Brave Bird

Enjoy free wins with the most braindead strategy imaginable. It's completely fine to blow like 3 birds into breaking one tanky fucker because in the end most of their team dies to one brave bird anyways.

>>6191830
>Drugs are bad tho
So is wanting to kill yourself because you're lonely, frustrated and alone. I want to do drugs with people and have fun. Hell, I'd just want to have fun with people, drugs are optional at that point.

>>6191842
Porridge

>>6191850
why

guys i am very famous on the 4chan music board pay attention to me desu

>>6191861
What do you think of closure in moscow?

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>>6191847
>>6191860
always an inspiration to me Shan, I've been staring at my rope ever since I got my work hours cut down

>>6191861
mu is bad

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>>6191857
sounds pretty cruel.
i think i should go for that