Gay General

>Not replacing the pentagram with the alchemical symbol for sulfur
One job

>>6187289
>>what you're worshipping every time you have a gay fantasy
Odin, Thor, Tyr etc.

I've been rewatching Vikings over the last few days and it's splintered into a new fantasy from an old one. I really want to have ritualistic, trance-like sex while fucked up on a cocktail of drugs to music like https://youtu.be/Cz3O0JftA5w Would be kinda cool to go even further and cut each other. I know this is ridiculously edgy/autistic, you don't have to tell me that. It just sounds super hot in my mind.

Kinda did something similar with my ex when we had some Crusader/Catholic chanting on with Swastikas on the wall while I wore a gas mask but we both ended up laughing too hard to really do anything.

>>6187327
kekt

>>6187327
Littenfag detected

>>6187327
Haha, that would have be fucking amazing

>>6187327
this
missed opportunity t b h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ROUoSgeYio
me irl

>>6187289

How do I become neopagan :3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tHwHZMQxiN
How can I sound more masc/confident?

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>>6187357

Join okcupid.

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>short haired bottoms

>>6187368
Dude I joined that for like three days, the people on it, fucking hells bells quite the site.
The amount of trans masculine, weird shit, dressed as a plant
Fuck me it was strange

This gaygen edition had summoned me forth from the cavernous depths of the loosest boipussy

>>6187387
literally who cares

>>6187368
So now they know you can't spell and that you're a diddler.

>>6187391
Good one anon

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>>6187381

I'm pretty sure all dating sites are filled with the final dregs that are left swirling the bowl of romance...

>>6187372
Go fuck a woman, breeder.

>>6187404
t b h tho you are around the same level of attractiveness as they are
ima give you a solid 2.7/10

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>>6187404
And yet, here are a lot of us.

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>>6187424

Don't hate, appreci8

>>6187462
https://youtu.be/_99mcz2Mavo
dude you spit mad bars

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>>6187462
This pic is cringe and not flattering at all.

>>6187416
I would but none will have me. I figured I'd just go slumming with the homos because most of them like to bottom anyway, right?

>>6187472

I'm a cringey guy. It's my bread and butter

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>>6187481
>failed hetfags

>>6187493
If ya got it, flaunt it hunty.

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>>6187357
Neopaganism is pretty legit spiritually. The only issue with it is that it needs a better public relations team. They need to do what corporations do and rename their terms and ideas.

Dont call witchcraft witchcraft or magick magick. Call it something else to make it seem more professional. They also bastardize classic paganism and add edgy stuff to it for the sole purpose of being different and edgy.

The mantras and astral projection are legit concepts though.


It also fails in legitimacy because it doesnt have one official doctrine and not based off fear.

That's how Christianity strives. Its takes our fear of tfe unknown like death and punishes us there if you don't obey. I read the NT ESV and orthodox NT when in holding in navy and the book isn't really written that well. It has a pretty weird learning curve and really vague.


I bought a ton of stims so im blabbing.

Too answer your question. To be a neopagan just believe in the earthen energy around you. You can believe in monotheist and more than one goddess if you want or pantheistic if you want. Paganisms pretty much do whatever as long as you celebrate the twelve holidays the best you can.

>>6187462

Dude why do you always have your head tilted at that weird angle in all your photos.

>>6187404
Some are ok but tindr weeds out a lot of really bad ones saying that yesterday there was one with a fedora + weeaboo blade, fantastic

>>6187502

Thanks good books or resources to start with ?

>>6187493

post penis/butt pls
there has to be something redeeming about you :/

I can look past a shitty face if the private parts are nice.

>>6187513
>dam son.jpg

>>6187506
'Myspace girl' angle, anon.
>>6187493
>It's my bread and butter
and it's already starting to look stale.

>tfw no redneck bf
>will never see him come in sweaty and dirty after working on his truck
>he will never take you camping and fishing
>will never lightly tease you for being more fem
>will never get to cuddle in his strong arms

why live

>>6187506
I'm super guilty of the head tilt
it's present in 90% of my pictures

>>6187519

But your not a girl, army ?

>>6187506

Became habitual I guess. I just think it makes a picture more dynamic, because straight on pictures are awful.

>>6187513
Nah. Average uncut but aesthetically pleasing dick, but I have a nice ass thanks to my Colombian side, and my legs look nice.

And I do have an okay face. Most certainly not ugly.

>>6187506
animated by Shaft

>>6187526

same with that ugly dent on your stomach
making you look less than bullet proof

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>>6187510
There's not really one doctrine like the bible or quran or whatever. Just tons of resources that have similar ideas like magick holidays the pentacle and interconnectedness. I actually really like pagan ideas but the culture behind it is really childish and they don't even take it seriously. I heavily dabbled in it when I was 19.

Actually you should be able to find tons of books at 8ch fringe

That place is extremely awesome for fringe spirituality. The comments are shit but the resources are awesome.so much good reading material.also there's usually a ton of good material in the occult general on the history board.
At least there was before I left.

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>>6187529
>most certainly not ugly

Keep repeating it, it will be ok, we're all gonna make it

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>>6187522

>he will never sit on your face
>you will never dip and chew on that ass

>>6187568
Don't rednecks all chew tobacco.

>>6187547
you should see his anus fucking warzone

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>>6187529

Do you know John, this texas qt? I think he might be single.

>>6187547
well at least one of them can be fixed
and I don't mind the scar
if I could get it removed I would but it's not something that bothers me

>>6187593
we do what we must for the sake of our country

>>6187529
>have a nice ass

proof needed

>>6187606
for the sake of cunt-ry

>>6187462

>>6187462

you would look really cute paired up with Nozzy

Nozzy, where are you?

>>6187462
why are your ears so fucked up

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>>6187618
Tfw u accidentally imagine that

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What happened to slutboi and circe?

>>6187634
>that pic
holy fucking shit you gay lord
imagine my cock in ur mouth

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>>6187649
That will be my dog one day and he will be named Brutus so its not gay

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>>6187664
ima face fuck ur pretty gay boy mouth and nut in brutuses eyes and make him cry

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>>6187724
Jokes on you the whole reason i want the dog is so people fuck my face

>>6187735
>stays a virgin until he is 35

>>6187747
Jokes on u its a bluff i dont want sex until im a daddy anyway

>>6187754
>flaming gay daddy with a pomeranian dog named brutus
niq pls

>>6187770
Leave niq alone

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>>6187777
Quads have spoken
>>6187770
I am not a flamer

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>>6187770
this
everyone knows that ethniq children are the real pussy magnets

>>6187633

The hats I wear.

>>6187608

After work.

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I gave OKC a try.

Needless to say I'm bummed out.

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>>6187804
How do hats fuck up ur ears
>>6187802
Cute

>>6187777
no he likes it secretly
>>6187786
grade A flamer m800
julien clary gone wild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Y4pV_STbs

>no siberian husky
>no alaskan malamute
>no cuddly fuzzy bf

>>6187831
Alaskan Klee Kai > that

More kawaii
>>6187821
Fuck yeah baby call me gay some more, spit in my mouth and pull my hair

>>6187812

They just make my ears pushed down and look weird.

I wear tight fitted hats.

>>6187838
you flouncy shirt lifter

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>>6187481
>mfw bottoms have standards too
>mfw failed hetfags can only end up with another failed hetfag

>>6187854
I'm spent~ <3

>saw qt nerd post on friends Facebook wall

>want to talk to him but feel it's weird to just message a guy

>not close enough to mutual friend to ask for help.

Maybe I'll just stalk his work

What's worse gaygen? Drinking alone or drinking alone surrounded by people in a pub? I'm currently in a pub drinking hoping people I know show up and knowing they never will. Just stood at the bar. This is depressing

>>6187986
:(

>>6187777
inba niq dies of an attention shortage

>>6187867
aww c'mon hon. I'd even be willing to diddle your girl tinkler while I pounded your boypussy.

>>6187986

>not socialising and talking to new people to enoy the evening.

>>6188039
Have you ever been to essex my friend. You don't want to socialise with randomers.

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>>6187522
>tfw I'm about to date that but he's going to be my redneck bottom boy

So today I assumed the Partnership Position when we sat down for lunch (sitting side by side) and employed Subtle Signal Seduction Technique Level 2 Mk3 - Legs touching and leaving them there
he did not move them away at all
I also learned what type of condoms he prefers (extra-thin, closest feeling to no condom in his opinion)

How well did I do

>>6187923
stop flirting with me faggot whore

Someone who literally has a fedora just sent me a message on grindr. What did I do gaygen to deserve this ?

>>6188126

You didn't support Christianity enough.

>>6188126
You accepted memes as your Lord and saviour

>>6188133
>tfw he literally looks like the neckbeard stereotype
>tfw I feel gross just after reading his message

>>6188126

You didn't post enough cute dogs

>>6188062

Nice; congrats anon

>>6188092
I will flirt with whoever i want.

Why does this guy who offered casual sex with me and I turned him down keep trying.

It doesn't bother me; he's reasonably attractive but knowing that someone else wants me makes me less attracted to them.

Also should I have casual sex in general ? I am worried that I'll become a slut and be never able to live it down but also that I'll waste my 20s like I wasted my teens.

>>6188145

Just say "checkmate, sex life" and block him.

>>6188171
>"checkmate, sex life"

I don't get it.

Also he just said hi and asked how I'm doing that seems almost too mean... so maybe I should actually do it.

>>6188170
Sex doesn't make you a slut, fucking a different guy every week does.

>>6188178
Ask to see his "sword collection"

>>6188181

Yes but i don't have the social skills to get a bf; I really wanna suck a d but I don't want to be a slut or get a STD :3

>>6188154
at least try and be a little discerning jeez

>>6188213
Fuck me daddy~ <3

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I don't think I wanna work with a postal company that goes by the name "Goin Postal"

>>6188241
Dude ask if you get to piss on Gary Coleman or use a cat as a silencer

>>6188225
no kyah daddy fuck meee~

>>6188170
Have sex with him, it isn't slutty. You will regret it if you don't, life is one big experience, so actually experience it.

>>6188241
Yeah baby, I am the lizard king

>>6187929

Just message him. It's only creepy/pathetic if you keep sending messages when he doesn't reply

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>>6188265
>Have sex with him, it isn't slutty. You will regret it if you don't, life is one big experience, so actually experience it.

Thanks for the advice. It'll be just a hookup tho (we've only exchanged <10 messages)

>>6188296
Well yeah but still, it should be a fun experience for you, heck you could try some fetishes or kinks with him if you have any.

>>6188308

Thx; I'll probably be awkward and all (still technically virgin)

Will post here how it goes. (If it does)

>>6188259

The lady who gave me the card barely spoke English (and scoffed when I said I don't speak Spanish) so I don't think she understood the joke...

Nor any reference I made to either games

>>6188359
>I don't speak Spanish
Well, you're going to have to learn soon when you get deported back to Mexico, Pedro.

>>6188359
>scoffed when I said I don't speak Spanish
I know the exact scoff you're talking about
I get it every family reunion a thousand times from my distant older relatives when they find out that I can still barely speak greek

>>6188385

I understand it fluently, I just refuse to speak it on principal.

>>6188390
It's annoying and condescending as fuck.

>>6188171

I blocked him; I however did not say "checkmate, sex life"

>>6188403
>I just refuse to speak it on principal.
You really are the dumbest namefag on /lgbt/.

>>6188410

It's a play on "checkmate atheists", which is a popular fedora/anti fedora meme.

>>6188412
Did I use the wrong principle/principal? Only homonym I fuck up.

But that's not even remotely true. I assume lez and tranny gens have way worse name fags .

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>reading through textbooks about colonialism
>mfw seeing the parts written by niggers crying about how evil it was

>>6188422
>It's a play on "checkmate atheists", which is a popular fedora/anti fedora meme.

I know; I just didnt get whose sex life was being checkedmated and so I didn't use it.

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>>6188422
>I assume lez and tranny gens have way worse name fags .
Even trannies aren't as cringey as you. You have to go back to Mexico, Armando.

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>all facial features are crooked on face

>>6188403
>I just refuse to speak it
my father is like that
well he and all of his siblings as well
my one aunt being the exception sort of
she trained her german shepherd completely in greek
I don't blame them though
there's no reason for them to use it, and I have no reason to know it let alone learn more

>>6188461
>You have to go back to Mexico, Armando.

But army is qt, can't we send rugby to mexico instead ?

>>6188506
Well I do like Corona, Mexican food and drugs soooo... donde estas el aeropuerto? Me gusta el avion porque es muy rapido y divertido :)

>>6188506

But rugby is nice and funny.

Can no one be deported to Mexico?

>>6188512

>corona

Nope, into the garbage you go.

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>>6188520
>rugby
>nice
>funny
>mfw

Also

>Can no one be deported to Mexico?

How do you feel about trump ?

>>6188520
>nice
Stupido
>corona is bad
Muy stupido, puta

>>6188538

I like all the name fags on here. And all the anons.

I prefer Trump due to my conservative (well libertarian) lleanings but it's not remotely ideal.

>>6188551

Pinche maricon

Drink Dos Equis or something that isn't distilled piss

Of course I just prefer hard liquor in general

>>6188567
Desperados > everything

>>6188556
>libertarian
lol

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>>6188080
>extra-thin condoms
You can still get aids from that, faggot.

Are you guys actually gay?

>>6188580
Nah it's all a joke

>>6188556
>I prefer Trump

Thoughts on Clinton ?

>>6188595

I don't think about her. I don't do enough research on politics to form valid opinions on anyone and the media is such a shit show that I don't trust any information that comes out of it.

>>6188580

Nah brah, we're all straight here, we're just roleplaying as gay people.

>>6188623
She's an evil bigoted cunt that hates Americans and got an ambassador and a bunch of others killed due to her incompetency. That's all you need to know.

>>6188631
>Nah brah, we're all straight here, we're just roleplaying as gay people.

Can confirm; I only suck dick for the memes.

>>6188669
Hate to break it to you but the white stuff that comes out isn't called "meme"

>>6188580
There are biscums in this thread.

So I want to start some dating profiles on various websites and I want to put my picture up but I'm not out to my family and I'm afraid of them finding out. Would they be able to find my picture through google this way or something? I don't have a facebook btw if that makes any difference.

>>6188687

Unless they have that exact picture and/or are browsing those same dating sites (which are usually easy to limit who can see you to men looking for men or gay only) then you don't have any worries really

And if they did look that hard, they already know you're a fag

Hey, I tend to have some acne on my butt and lower back and because I've been lazy and cleaned it less it's now back, what should I do? I want it to be smooth and soft like it was before. Thanks.

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>>6188506
>fat greasy Mexican namefag
>qt
Stop samefagging, Armando. It's just sad

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>>6188823
Your privilege is unchecked Jose

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>>6187462
>cheap mustache
>shitty glasses
>cap
You have so much wasted potential it's triggering me

>>6188740
Clean it often anon, use soap and an exfoliating sponge. It will clear up pretty quickly with regular cleanliness.

>>6188902
Alright, thanks.
I hope it'll be over quickly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL2UamchuYE

Whose best at giving massages?

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This generals slow and boring.

Im old and burnt out. Someone should act autistic or something.

This casual conversation shit needs to stop.

>>6187502
Neipaganism is not one solid religion, its an umbrella term for different kinds. You have slavic neopagans, nordic neopagans, baltic, anglosaxon, celtic, wicca etc etc
They literally can unite because each dostrine is different, for most earth energy is not even part of it.

Stop posting fat people

>>6188971
post your dick then

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>>6188873
>mexican
>potential
kek

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>>6188998
Yes I actually believe mexicans can look great, but somehow those poor fuckers have no idea how to work on their appearance.

>>6188998
>>6189013
It depends how Mexican the person is.
I'm half but in fairly white-washed

what is the longest you should wait for a reply from someone before you know they're not interested?

;_;

>>6189033
You look like whoopie goldberg had sex with bob marley though. You look very far from white

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what is this

>>6189037
This one didn't gross me out. I just want to know what he squats

>>6189063
xe looks like xir hair is very soft
would cuddle then block and ghost afterward

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>>6189058
But I don't look anything like that

>>6189063
Looks like a mortician did his make up

>pic related

>>6189084

Perfect desu, exact thought I had

Welp

>>6189063
its hiding in its fucking pantry to take a picture

>>6189040

A day.

>>6188873

I like hats,
The glasses are shitty though, and I'm too lazy to shave unless a guy asks me too.

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what the fuck should i buy just getting started with anal play? i have no idea what i'm doing and it's exciting but also kinda intimidating. i own zero toys so far and i don't know what's good and what's not

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>>6189127
Hey look everyone has his own taste regarding personal style, I'm just saying that you have potential look very good, like 8/10, but on your half-nerd half-cheap-mexican current style I wouldn't even look at you twice on the street, but I'm sure someone would like it.

I mean latinos have a excellent musculature definition, so you SHOULD be working out.
You have a nice hair so maybe let it grow, I know a lot of people who like long hair on guys.
If you have to use glasses all the time pick a something on the rectangular shape normally used in sports, it's the safest bet.
Besides that all I can say is to either actually smile or make a serious look with your face aimed directly at the camera.

But sure do what pleases you, you don't actually look bad, I just feel bad looking at wasted potential.

>>6189167
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

Why there's no good gay JOI(jerk-off instructions)? Or just some qt guy talking to camera like he's my boyfriend?

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>>6189179

No on the long hair... I look greasy. Pic related

And I'm working out, been 3 months now consistently so I expect results by fall I hope.

And the glasses are a free pair I got since my main pair snapped

>>6189040
If things went really really well; wait til he makes the reply for about a week or two and if he hasn't messaged back then you drop a "hey man. I was thinking of you and thought I'd see how you're doing" or something similar.

If things went just okay you wait a couple days then message them.

>>6189199
Even sandpaper?

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>>6189215
oh jesus

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>>6189215
>that disgusting mexican facial structure

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>>6189215
Ooooh DAMN.

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>qt friend is coming over tomorrow to hang out
gods willing, i'm gonna touch his wiener

>>6189215
The necklace is dumb

>>6189219
Especially sandpaper

>>6189228

That's a new one.

>>6189237
>>6189226

I know, I was not a cute 18 year old.

I have two options for this evening
1.stay home and cry because I don't have any friends
2.go to Walgreens and purchase and drink two bottles of robitussin
I'm too submissive to choose for myself guys

>>6189210
Maybe that's what ill do for my YouTube channel for money...

You're a genius anon.

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>>6189215
Holy shit that's you? Also your hair is even prettier than I thought.

>>6189259
I mean you didn't get any better

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>>6189259
>I was not a cute 18 year old.
>implying you look any better now
kek. Go back to Mexico, Armando

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>>6189267

Yeah, that was about 7 years ago.

>>6189167
Probably the best thing to start with is just a buttplug. They are specifically designed to hit your prostate and they go in easy. Plus, they can be pretty cheap, even high quality ones made of medical silicone and all that (which is what you should always aim to get anyway).

Otherwise, if you still want an actual toy and don't mind the whole fantasy thing, a small one from Bad Dragon is always a good start, and they are also very high quality too.

>>6189275

Never implied that, I just veered in a different direction.

I just had a nicer body.

>>6189266
Can you make it so that the viewer is depressed NEET who just needs cuddles and encouraging words

>>6189260

Choose 3:

Make a cup of tea, grab your duvet from your bed, cuddle up on the sofa, and watch Seinfeld or Bob Ross episodes while snacking on dried mango pieces.

also if you have a cat, grab him/her too.

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>>6189278
It's a shame you didn't kept that style, you looked very hot, still I rest my case you have an amazing potential.

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>>6189289
Whatever you want princess...just turn off adblock for daddy

~~<3~~

>>6187338

Um bitch litten is clearly the best

>>6189295
I have none of these things except a sofa

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>>6189315
I like him too, but I just know they're gonna fuck up its evos

also, i wanna fug Professor Kukui

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>>6189281
thank you pal. where do you think i should buy a plug from? is there a company that stands out above the rest? i know about BD's stuff but i'm just getting started so i'm not ready to shove a dog cock in my ass.

>>6189329

Who doesn't

I bet he's a powerbottom who's all "Nn yeah fill up my ass like you filled up that pokedex you good boy"

>>6189332
Sorry, can't help you with knowing what buttplug makers are better than others. I was one of those people that as a teenager scaled himself up on anal training with household objects, and by the time I could buy my own toys, I was trained enough that I immediately could go for BD toys.

Hopefully someone else will be able to help you there.

>>6189306
I probably would pay for guy who does that... Youtube only has ticking and muscle worship videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4-SgJTpRyc

I'm walking to Walmart to buy robitussin and listen to harsh noise cya

>>6189332

Get a puppy tail plug from square peg

Look how cute these sluts look waggin

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f543a8ad857b62fb08e352434b2715bb/tumblr_o5wvt11Bg21v7mznoo1_540.gif

he took me to a pasture surrounded by woods and hills and we just walked for 2 hours nonstop while he told me about how he was terribly in love with this girl and all I could think about was how much I wanted to kiss him

I need to stop putting myself in these situations

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>>6189389
>get excited
>check link

Why did I expect something good?

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>>6189407
>having friends
>having a conversation

>>6189417
yeah, that's how I feel about it too.
I think I ruined everything today though so lel back to 0 friends

>>6189414

Gurl if you aint into cute fuzzy sluts w tail plugs idk what to tell you, maybe you arent really gay

http://67.media.tumblr.com/326f09f04196cf62fa626dd23cb42355/tumblr_o5nj10nLjb1vrd8qbo1_1280.jpg

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>>6189374
>"hey, this is kind of hot"
>starts talking

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>tfw accidentally started fapping to pussy and can't stop now

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>>6189432
Oh I love me some tailplug, buuuut just not on these sloots.

>>6189407

I recall times like that. Pretty much the worst.

>>6189457
I'm going to tell you right now that if you become a cuntboyfag expect to find diddly squat in terms of non-furry art

>>6189374
Hmm joi drunk sounds like something that would come out naturally.

Definetely will consider that. Money is everything.

Speaking of money where's sludge?

>>6189443

Aint that always the case

tfw he looks like baked potadah but he talks like mixed vegetables

https://vine.co/v/OjzU0ZtUWT1

>>6189484
I think the point is people get turned on by the cocky talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqqAiQMZLBY

>>6189464

Confirmed for str8

>>6189470

And the trans dudes who do porn all look like gross butch lesbians

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>>6189470

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>>6189500
>>6189500

>>6189490
>confirmed
Confirmed for superior taste.

>>6189525

No sorry I am the arbiter of taste in all things involving sluts with tail plugs

>>6189500
one of my main motivations of getting gud at drawing is to give this stupid ass fetish some contributions that are worth a shit

>>6187602
sexy little fuckboy that one

>>6189544

But what about orc dick

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http://archive.is/N5ydG#selection-403.1-403.138

Would you /gaygen/?

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Does anyone has the link for his album?
I will pay with love :3

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>>6189630
I have no idea what you're talking about

>ask mutual friend to see if her qt nerd friend is single

>she asks but he has too much going to date

Shitty excuse desu

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>>6189577
What about it?

>>6189786

Won't orc dick suffer if you're too busy drawing cuntboys? It seems like a real Sophie's Choice

>>6189577
>>6189806
Orc dick already has plenty of art without my help

>>6189786

>tits
>not green
>retarded piercings

shit orc, would not moan like a bitch for

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>>6189814
>implying you wouldn't Garr.

>>6189830

I don't know what they're called but those muscles that run between the neck and the shoulder are silly.

I would never Garr.

>>6189841
you mean the traps?

>>6189850

Femmy guys aren't bad, I guess.

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>>6189841
>doesn't like traps

HERESY! but that's like your opinion and will be respected.

>>6189786
gonna need some sauce to go along with that beef.

Does anybody want to erp?

This c4 pre workout made me pretty horny tbqh...

>>6189920

ok

i tie u up in my dungeon and poop on u

>>6189578

pretty cute, i don't understand gaming terminology though or whatever he's talking about, so No I wouldn't

Why can't I find one male friend to talk about Jesus/God with and build a pure relationship together on that, anything else a relationship is built on is lust and a lie.

>>6189925
I only like poo if they are straight tbvh...

Who's Conner?

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I don't know why, but it sure is especially lonely tonight.

>>6189925
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>6189962

Bend over n show me that hot pupcunt babe xoxo

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If Jesus came into life magnificently and said to you,
"turn from your sin and come follow me"...Would you follow or ignore him and continue on your wretched gay path?

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>>6189955
JOHN CONNER

>>6189970

Is jesus a hot powerbottom

>>6189955

that's close enough to my last name

>>6189970
I'd follow him... right into his bedroom.

>>6189969
yes'm

>>6189960
I can be there for you tonight sweety...

>>6189970
tell him I'm not into jews

>>6189983

Jesus is a total top with all authority. He holds the keys to heaven and to hell.

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>>6189970
Does he have the holiest of holys?

>>6189986

Good boy

>>6189995

lame

>>6190004

would rather fuck this orc desu

>>6189991
good enough for me

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>>6189970

>>6189976
>>6189984

Someone added me on snap chat and I don't know who it is.

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>>6190035
You're in luck cause he's a total power bottom.

>>6190035
how've you been?

Almighty Creator, I acknowledge you as the great “I AM,” the Elohim of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, the Elohim, of the universe! I Praise, Honor and Worship you Yahweh. You said, “You inhabit the Praises of your People”. Thank you for your tangible presence even now as your Holy Spirit. My desire is to please you, worship and honor you my Creator.

I REJECT every thought, idea, concept, intent, desire and spirit in me that does not glorify you my Heavenly Father Yahweh, GET OUT, by the authority and in the name of your only begotten son, Yeshua!

I REBUKE every thought, idea, concept, intent, desire and spirit in me that does not glorify you my Father Yahweh, GET OUT, by the authority and in the name of your only begotten son, Yeshua!

Holy Spirit, you REBUKE every thought, idea, concept, intent, desire and spirit in me that does not glorify my Father Yahweh, GET OUT, by the authority and in the name of your only begotten son, Yeshua!

I DECLARE and DECREE complete freedom from every thought, idea, concept, intent, desire and spirit in me that does not glorify my Heavenly Father, Almighty Elohim, Yahweh, in the name of His only Biological, begotten Son, the Son of His seed, Yeshua!

Father Yahweh, send your consuming FIRE to burn any residue of evil thought, idea, concept, intent, desire and spirit out of me in the name of your Son, Yeshua, right now, this very moment, Amen!

Immerse me Yeshua in Holy Spirit, the Spirit of Yahweh. Immerse me in Fire Yeshua. Immerse me in both Holy Spirit and in Fire. Now Holy Spirit, please immerse me into Glory, the tangible presence of Yahweh, from Glory to Glory. Amen!

Fill me precious Holy Spirit of the Most High to overflowing with Love, Compassion, Hunger and Thirst for Righteousness Sake. Thank you for what you have already done for me and in me. Thank you Holy Spirit for what you are doing in me even now. I ask these things in the name Yeshua. AS it is written here, so be it done. Amen.

Will you say it?

>>6190057

Praise the lord

>>6190077

Good, busy tryin to become a big boi with a big boi job and stuff

You?

>>6190078

too many words
why are prayers never simplified?
they're always a jumbled bonanza of words

>>6190056
>Someone added me on snap chat and I don't know who it is.
Sorry it was me. Im just a mentally unstable stalke, nothing to worry about. I will totally not murder you and wear your skin.

Well it's been 5 days since the guy stopped talking to me after he agreed to go on a date.

He said he was a busy guy. But man, five days and nothing?

JFMSU senpai. I haven't said anything since his last text. But I guess it's time to move on.

And to think I thought him and I clicked.

>>6190092
are you still at the same job?

and i'm kind of in the same boat. I've been applying to a few places because I'm trying to get an apartment close to my school.

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>>6190078
"The power of Christ compells you!"
"The power of Christ compells you!"
"The power of Christ compells you!"

>>6190112

Nah it's a new one, a fancy one where I'll be making big boy money

Trying to find an apartment near work has been the most demoralizing experience in my life, Vancouver is the worst

>>6190111
>I haven't said anything since his last text

Sounds like the ball is in your court desu

>>6190112

Spirit told me to tell you to move to Vancouver.

>>6190098
Yeah us fags like to keep it simple with "post bp" and "no fatties please"

I want my mouth abused t b h

>>6190126
Nah I mean, I replied to him after he agreed. I told him whenever he was free is fine etc.

>>6190132

You forgot "no fems, no blacks, no spice no rice sorry just a preference xx"

>>6190102

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNIUkO2o_p4

>>6190126
i'm trying to make big boy money as well.
you just need to buy a sling for your current place.

>>6190130
why?? so you can shove that giant dick inside me?

>>6190143

True, no gay apartment is complete without a sling

>>6187804

>after work

Did Army post a pic of his ass yet?

>>6190163
a friend of mine wants us to get a place together, but he's straight and i feel ill continuously weird him out with gay stuff i do that i don't know that i do.
plus i like to walk around in short shorts when I'm relaxing and that'll definitely weird him out lol

>>6190190

We must impose cultural dominance on the hetero, it is the swiftest way to total victory.

Right gaygen im slightly drunk and absolutely terrified.

Ive been with my boyfriend for about three years in a long distance relationship where we see each other for a few days every couple of weeks and talk on skype every day.
Tonight there was a guy at the pub who was talking to me and being nice constantly who everyone insisted was straight but he said to come and meet him while hes working tomorrow. I love my boyfriend but i have no idea what to do for tomorrow. Do I go and be friendly but risk my perfect boyfriend

>>6190190

Have you told him that if you live together you're gonna fag it up 24/7, short shorts and all? If he still wants it after that why not go for it

>>6190227

Go and don't cheat on your bf if it turns out the "straight" guy wants to bone? Doesn't seem that complicated.

>>6190227
just go and if he makes an advance apologize for leading him on. its real fucking simple.

>>6190206
i don't think it'd be imposing if he is asking me to move in with him when he knows I'm gay

>moved in with bf after 3 months of being together
>tfw I went too fast again

on the other hand I make him cum hands free every time I fuck him now, so eh

>>6190184

Not yet, sorry Senpai

>>6190255

Plus you're saving on rent, seems like a win to me

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>>6190255

>>6190240
no i haven't told him that but I'm not sure i even need to do that. ill put on a shirt when i leave my room

>>6190190
>plus i like to walk around in short shorts
what kind of shorts are we talking here? like booty shorts? How can that possibly be comfortable?

PH my xaus why can't I just tell him

I'm tinf hisfloor then I'm going to just the him, fuck all this.

Tfw just send half an hour drunk play fighting and he keeps tickling my butthole and thighs while.I grab his dick and tickle him

>>6190297
no not booty shorts, they're the same length as dolphin shorts, i wear them on leg day.

>>6190319
>Tfw just send half an hour drunk play fighting and he keeps tickling my butthole and thighs while.I grab his dick and tickle him

Hot, nail him

>>6190327

Post em

>>6190319
???
Is there a google translator for this?

>>6190327
bah, I wouldn't worry about it.
>tfw had freshman roommate that always liked to thong and bikini underwear around the dorm.

>>6190344
>wear *

How does one get into the gay4pay world?

I am a straight cocaine fueled attention whore that gays find hot for some reason and I need to make money.

>>6190344
Sorry I'm I'm pretty drunk and my phone can't fixy my spelling errors~~~

Basically, really in love with a guy, we do lots of gay shit together but I've currently gotta do some work for him before I can tell him how I really feel


I just don't wanna piss away the friendship over a crush, but its a very strong sttesfion for me, never really felt like this before about a guy.

I dunno what to do, I wanna just confess it all to him, I keep dreaming about him and shit which I've never done before either. You k kW when you feel like you've fi ally met the one... Well it happened but I just don't know how he feels about it all.

>>6190359

Post bussy

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>>6188265
>>6188308
>>6188339

>tfw he never replies to my message
>tfw drinking alone

comfy song for muh feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S9YtRnlPMk

>>6190378

I believe in you senpai

>>6187289
i want the cummies
who's willing to give me them

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>>6189970
If Jesus came, I'd go outside and light a smoke, then clean myself up and go cuddle him til I fell asleep.

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>>6190527
Also +1 for no precum soaked Jesus penis to suckle on.

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>>6190420
ugh... am I the only one that thinks will not end well for the poor guy?

I drank the Walmart brand robitussin and walked home and threw up in the bathtub

I should have taken option 3 but my mood is surprisingly good right now even though i just threw up

>>6190597
I'm not saying you should do it, but have you tried crystal meth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtLHKtNOcS8

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Finished watching this- was pretty cool film-watch.

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>Tfw no gay guys I know
>Found out old friend I don't really talk to anymore is gay
>Anxiety keeps me from really getting anywhere direct with him outside of casual conversation at uni
>Eventually hear from another friend that when he reluctantly hangs out with him is extremely annoying and flamboyant, and that he's been that way since he came out
Well there's no way in hell I'm gonna go for one of "those gays"
And I mean, outside of context what I'm saying probably sounds like "whatever just date him" but really, it's one of >those situations.
Fuck I'm tired. Also I feel retarded for not realizing he was gay when I used to hang out with him. I need tips on calibrating my gaydar to get a bf

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>>6190614
>tfw also bad gaydar
it is an unfortunate thing.

>>6190614
1.) he might not be as bad as he is to you as he is to your friend
2.) you could try at see if he's on grindr and hook up that way... "hook up" = use as an ice breaker to hang out not for just a fuck, unless that's what you want.

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>>6190645
I tried messaging him on steam but his roommate, who saw my message pop up while using his computer, said he was out for a couple days, and steam's the only contact I have with him. Ugh.
Why can't we all just get a free government given 11/10 qt bf
I did end up talking with his roommate a bit about him though, and apparently he has bad hygiene and only plays mobas when he's there.
Disgusting. How should I go about finding other gay guys without using stuff like grindr?

>>6190597
Do you know what kind to get?

You probably got the one with guanifesin if you threw up. You shouldn't throw up with just one bottle. Brand dont matter as long as it has the ingredient you need. I've bought loads of it for two dollars a bottle when I was younger.
Also one bottle is nothing.

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>>6190184

Not the best, but hey. I'm drunk and don't care

>>6190698
Cute.

>all these drunk trips/names

Living the life.

>>6190698
Gross desu.

>>6190698
are you always drunk when you post unflattering pics of you?

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>>6190698
Get a better camera for christ sake
Also look better. You look like what >>6190764
said

>>6190745

>tfw haven't drank anything since the last time I was in New Orleans and got a terrible fucking hangover

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Who else /drunk and hates themselves/ ?

I am so socially inept that I have never been to a party, had friends, gotten laid and I'm 22.

Atleast I can ge drunk listen to vapourwave and shitpost here... right ?

>>6190785

So comfy and yeah I'm a samefag deal with its britches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q6xnheA3Zc

>>6190764
>>6190776

don't be so mean he is qt. camera is just shitty.

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>>6190791
Who here /S A D G A Y B O Y S/?

>>6187289
new:
>>6190836
>>6190836
>>6190836

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>>6190785
Jesus Christ it's fucking spooky how much I related to that pic. I feel like I've literally thought every one of those sentences in more or less the same words.