Gay General: Circe & Slutboi Edition

sage sage how do i fucking sage

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AWOOOVEMENT~

>>6190836
Seriously if you look like that why would you take a picture? Head down, walk fast, no spook

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>>6190779

I don't like taking pictures of myself. It's why I let lovers do it if they want.

But y'all can bully, I can handle it desu

I open a new bear that I wanted to try "sweatwater squeeze radler blood orange" it says amerstadam on the bottle

it tastles like fucking shit. Literally i've never drank shit but it tastes just thinking like it I feel like a sucker whose cucking brain suddently realises that his lesbian turtle studies degree is useless.

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>>6190836

literally thought the trans girl was with with Michael moore, lol

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>>6190785
everyone gets sad, but you have to just sack up and do something about it. i don't have exactly what i want in life, but sometimes that just means you have to work harder, reassess your priorities, and make tough decisions.

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Should i take pics of my butt in my undies and post them here ?

No I shouldn't; will never be as qt as army-kun

>>6190858

now take the boxers off and spread those columbian cheeks

>>6190836

YOU JUST KNOW!

>>6190853

I wish I had a boyfriend to watch anime with. I'm too uptight to watch it alone.

>>6190873
he does appear to have a nice ass
t. biscum

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>>6190836
Who...?

>>6190858
I rather like it.

>>6190873

yes, pls do

the more butts the merrier

>>6190873
i vote yes.

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>>6190878

And his fucking face is qter- tfw ugly face.>>6190858
>08
>yall

kek so texan- such cowboy - wowssssdafe
8wDOWJEIJOIJFWEO

OJIWAPOFEWPOP

>>6190873
S A D B O Y S 2 0 1 6

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>>6190895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnipdU0gNO4

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>>6190878

How about no...

Gonna have to buy me a drink first

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>when the "moth" walking along your wall in the dark has no wings and eight legs

>>6190881
http://i.imgur.com/LwgTwXb.jpg

>>6190913

FUN FACT i GOT THAT FROM AN ACTUAL NEONAZI-ISH WEBSITE.

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>>6190895
>tail
If only

>>6190918
Spoopy.

>>6190918
Cringe

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>>6190926

CUTE - MUCH BETTER PIC THAN aRMy'S YOU COULD GO INTO PhOToGRPhy

>>6190895
I was thinking I would just tease your quivering hole with my tongue for an extended period of time but heck, I'll buy ya a beer.

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>>6190926

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>>6190926
Oh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
That is one fine ass right there
Just natural or do you do some workouts or somethin?
I've been trying to give my ass a nice bubble-tone, but I don't really know how to achieve it. I have the ass for it, it's just, like, not bubble yet, and I don't feel cute.

>>6190881

http://flockdraw.casfire.com/ups/71168.jpg

>only swede will ever get to eat that hole

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>>6190951
>feet

I want to become a part of gaygen, but I don't want to have to learn all the inside jokes, names, and rules of the thread.

Can I still join?

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>>6190926

Super nice!

>>6190934
Spoopy indeed!

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>>6190926

>>6190874

A few months old but what the heck:
http://i.imgur.com/g4zQc1W.jpg

>>6190963
holy shit, it's like ewok porn.

I hate everything about himself; face; no friends; no bf; being completely isolated from society; hate being gay; reading about the normies on fb; why does the world have to suck so much.

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>>6190981
THOSE BALLS, MAN. TOO LEWD.

>>6190963

who is that ? Is it namefag ?

>>6190926

honestly those shorts/briefs are gross but you look like you have a nice butt, you should really throw them away and wear nothing

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Did someone say feet!

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>>6190981
>ready for a payload

>>6190995

Wish I could claim those nice balls as mine, but that's not me or my post.

Worth it because it's a nice pic though, congrats

>>6191015

I figured as much, that guy looked a bit more fit than the photos I've seen of you.

I can not find a single decent looking guy in my area. They're either tiny little betas, ugly fucking hicks, or someone so unassailably attractive ive had no chance. Where are the sevens and eights? I can either fuck a beta midget or try my hand at convincing a 10/10 to suck my dick.

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>>6191015
I knew you were too pure.

>>6190953
i've always had a disproportionately chubby butt, but that's probably just remnants of running track in high school. i'm out of shape by comparison, now.

>>6191004
but they're comfy and it's cold outside.

http://i.imgur.com/XNJJq1D.jpg

>>6191023

Yeah, I'd ravage that bp with with my tongue though.

>>6191030
Not that pure. I've posted my dick on here but I was an anon back then

>>6191038
Intriguing.

>>6191032
Luckyyyy
Maybe I'll go ask /femgen/
I really want a nice butt

Who else here hates themselves and knows that they are a terrible person with no redeeming qualities ?

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Guess who got the perfect BF!

Army, get better at buttpics.

http://imgur.com/DMs1xH1
http://imgur.com/BtEzucY

>>6191055
jogging, squats, and deadlifts seems to be the consensus.

>>6191059

god so cringey.. i love it. such qt.

>>6191064

the camera quality of those is actually pretty poor lol

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>>6191064
Nice butt, not a fan of the rest...

>>6191077
It's my only asset.
>>6191073
Samsung galaxy 3, sorry bout it.

Do you prefer a cute, small bottom with or without abs

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>>6191068

Oops, my other boyfriend found out...

>>6191099
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa( I don't actually know who either of those guys are)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>6190895

Hell ya

wruff wruff motherfuckers

>>6191064

Cute jock

>>6191098
with

short+fit is my weakness

>>6191102

Captain America, played by qt Chris Evans?

Star Lord, played by qt Chris Pratt?

>>6191104
<3 Senpai. Did you ever see my harness?

>>6191111

thank you sempai

don't be mad- pls keep postings qt pics

>>6191099

Make next pic

boyfriends gangbang army in his thick columbian ass.jpg

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>>6191094
ASSet.

>>6191099
Jeez. You nerd.

>>6191113

do you have a tail yet?
all ginger guys should be required to have one

>>6191098

Without

qt soft tumtums are the best

>>6191113

You filthy whore

No I haven't

I want a harness so bad

>>6191109
Thanks, I am not fit it's just that I do pull ups almost twice a day four days a week and I've been told that I have strong abs by a few people and that for my size it's surprising (I am underweight by 6-7 kgs..)

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>>6191117

Maybe a manlier guy is better?

>>6191147

you and snake would make such a qt couple; when's the wedding :3

>>6191123
That was the joke.

>>6191126
I kind of want one, but in general I don't really like butt plugs. I'm not "experienced enough" to have something in my butt extendedly.

>>6191127
http://
imgur.com/5i3xKpQ

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>>6191150

I doubt my previous husband, Albert, would be happy to hear that...

>>6191167
Marry me

>>6191156

Noice

Only a matter of time before you're full pup

>>6191127
http://i.imgur.com/l5GYR4L.jpg

rub my belly.

>>6191171

Lol why?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ugckumori/

add me for roleplay

>>6191185

>shaving off your treasure trail

Es is verboten!! Ab ins Gas!!

>tfw the guy whom you were gonna make your "backup" bf in case you lost your bf (which I did) wasn't actually gay the whole time
jdimsa

>>6191196
chill bb, it'll come back.

>>6191185

Dat bulge

>>6191204

It better. You can get tum rubs then.

http://i.imgur.com/5R7E0pa.png

What is the purpose of huge penises like that?
Just seems as if it would be a painful experience.

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Last one because I'm sleepy...

>>6191225
would at least be fun to suck, yes

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>>6191225
if you don't know what you're doing, maybe.

>>6191207

To destroy real pussy..

Or when I see those webms about the guy with dildo chest bursters

>>6191225

A) He's probs like 5 feet tall and 100 pounds
B) Somebody's gotta love bad dragon users

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>tfw resisting urge to camwhore my dirty completely covered in poo dirty crapped briefs that I wore for three weeks

>>6190917
He's still making these?

>>6191243

I think I'll start nofap no desu.

thanks

>>6191243

please post...
I really want to be so disgusted and #nofap for a few months

>>6191248
Of course. There is no lack of degeneracy in western society.
>>6191243
Don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO_uTYwUlmE

would you?

I think it's kinda hot.

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>>6191282
Jesus fucking christ
That's disgusting
>Black
>Ay yo imuh nigguh I get shot in the hood I aint need no got damn doctuh nigguh Ima real muhfucka
>Tattoos ALL over body
I'm sure you're being sarcastic but that's disgusting

>>6191282
REAL NIGGA HOURS

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>>6191282
jesus christ that is fucking awful
>>6191243
Missed you, honey <3
>>6191185
>http://i.imgur.com/l5GYR4L.jpg
Why is your torso so wide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u2a8qP5UY8

It could be worse.

>>6191303
it's a little bit of camera angle, a little bit of giant rib cage.

>>6191315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys

>>6191319

Is your butt as thiqq tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VIszoX0MtQ

>poop diaper challenge

IS THIS NORMAL for western families?

>>6190836
Oh boy two sluts together at last!

>>6191334
It's a requirement in most families

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>>6191334
haha this reminds me of when i was a young kid and dad used to have this challenge where we'd be in the bath we had to put our legs up behind our heads and he'd thrust into us and try to push us around in the tub and we had to try not to let mum hear us cry or make noise because it hurt a little. Sometimes he'd help us out to set a new record by putting his hand over our mouth and whispering 'don't cry'. It was fun.

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>>6191243
Ill do it for you husbando.

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>>6191357

>>6191327
as my ribs? i guess.

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>>6191376

>>6191357
Ayy lmao dude.

>>6191339
Dude, that was from a long time ago. I don't even know if either of those 2 are still around. They both hailed from NC; maybe they were killed by an angry bathroom tranny.

This is how I always imagined Rugby sounded, but with a british accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAyaY7eaMk

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OMG guys what do I do, I am totally infatuated with this guy, we only had a one night stand in london but I really, REALLY need to meet him again! His name is Wang Xiaojian and I even took a photo on the bus with him. Im a dummas and forgot to take his phone number "was too drunk" and I cannot find him anywhere in social media or anywhere after that, pls help a gay anon out!

>>6191419

Yeah, sure, I'll help you cyber stalk some guy you have obviously never bet.

>>6191423
I know he is a capricorn, in chinese his name is 王小贱, and I know that dick " Well its a bit fussy" I know this is not my personal army but please some suggestions on what I shoul do??

>>6191419
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>tfw terrible widows peak

>>6191454
Look you can try to reverse image search you like, I didnt take these photo from anywhere, I took it myself. GOD I love his cute little dog collar.

>>6191419

If I find that guy, I'm having that guy.

>>6191464
>filename

>>6191531
I will suck your dick personally, because you would have acomplished something I been trying for over a week.

Do any of you want to have babies?

>>6191562

I intend to adopt a single, Chinese girl of no less than 8 years old. Preferably she'll be gay so I won't have to deal with hetero males.

Also its weird getting to the point in my life where i need to look at all potential bfs as potential life partners. Like the dudes in their 40s that im super attracted to arent realistic options because i can't have babies with them.

>>6191562

Hell ya

Lab babies here I come

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>>6191575
Oh, I know this feel. I'm closer to 30 than ever and I have to look at all guys with this "I wonder if he'd be good in the long run" mindset. I can't date guys that are too young anymore.

Guess I need to really find my husbando or future husbando.

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Hey gaygen

I'm sad tonight because I'm worried my PC won't work anymore

Two days ago it got really laggy and today before I shut it off I noticed the audio service stopped working (red circle with whiteX).

It wasn't originally windows 10, it was purchased as win7.

Should I just go back to Windows 7 permanently or should I just take the PC to Staples (do they even have that at staples?) and have them look at it?

I could reset my PC, but I wanna back stuff up first, but it's so mutherfucking laggy and "cortana" and search don't work and sometimes neither does the windows key and processes and windows take forever to load. I don't even know why I'm posting here it's midnight and I shouldn't be worrying about shit but shit I'll be starting the summer session and I need my PC maybe I should just go trade school or join the army. Fuck uni, all those English classes full of feminists and communists n shit

>>6191630
back up
reformat
reinstall

>>6191595
>>6191575
better find them before you hit 30 because after 30 those 40 yo don't want you any more, guys your age don't want you and you'll mostly get approached by really young guys.

>>6191630

Mine's got a fucking stupid malware thing that I can't get rid of. I'd reset it to default but my external hard drive isn't working and I don't want to lose all my music and films and whatever.

>>6191646
Were talking very laggy anon
Very

>>6190836
what are you faggots doing with my circe.....

>>6191675
Dont' give up on Wall-e, anon

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>>6191583
>lab babies

>>6191630
distrowatch.com
I use pclinuxos but I would suggest mint but everybody else seems to like unbuntu

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>>6191655
My age doesn't bother me and while I'm over 25, I look like I'm 20. I get asked my proper age pretty regularly. Lucky me, I guess.
I warn people of my age, even guys just past 20 and they never care. If I did date someone that was around 21-22 I wouldn't mind.

I actually find the idea of finding the potential "one" kind of interesting. Besides, the sad truth is that a lot of the guys that look cute don't offer much besides a nice thing to look at. And that doesn't last forever.

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>>6191689
Memin tbqh
I don't think she posts anymore though along with slutboyo.

They pissed off the thread so they are fine with me tbvh.

>>6191730

where did you get that picture of me and my sons

I think I've reached rock bottom regarding my self-esteem. I feel so hideous, inadequate and unlovable it's ridiculous.

>>6191835
Congratulations on making it 1% of the way to realizing how worthless you are.

>>6191835
Good of you to join me.
I was getting lonely.

>>6191853
Nope, my case is worse.

>>6191835
>>6191844
>>6191853
If Circe was here, he'd record a webm of him doing a little dance to cheer you all up... then accidentally link you some homemade porn of him getting railed.

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>>6191835
I doubt you're as ugly as you think you are sweetpea...im sure id probably fug you maybe tbqh

>>6191870
This general is nothing without Circe.

>>6191870
did that actually happen?

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>>6191792
too cute but we all know what you and your "sons" look like when you play. <pic related>

>>6191908
Circe was the worst thing thats ever happened to the board. She destroyed the board.
>>6191916
Skin skewer on tumblr

When I was a NEET, at least I didn't fall in love. I knew leaving my house was a terrible idea.

Why can't I fall in love with a girl like all normal boys do ;_;

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I've been a gay bottom who only bottoms for the longest time but right now I don't feel right in my skin what the fuck is happening to me

>>6192015
only time I've ever not felt right in my own skin was when a dr. had me on Wellbutrin. Literally felt like ripping my own skin off.

I'm assuming you meant something different tho.

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How the fuck do I not have a bf, I'm so fucking normal

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>>6191979
i know that feelerino, anonabobino. ;_;
i miss isolation.
i miss not talking to anyone.
i miss developing outside of society...
now i'm just a cog in a machine... socializing with the normie scum.
it's all so exhausting and inconsequential... work to preserve... preserve to consume... consume to find pleasure, consume to fall in line with your fellow man, consume to prosper, consume to see the importance in further consumption.
the life of a wagecuck is a menial cycle of disappointment and exhaustion...

>tfw having to resort to John Green to "learn" the """correct""" views on colonialism & decolonialisation

How problematic.

>>6192001
Playing for the home team is better.

Have any of you ever fucked a guy that passed out at a party?

>>6192203
Link?

>>6192510
Das rape tho

>>6192548
how can it be rape if he didn't say no? Also, boys can't be raped

>>6192510
>at a party
>gaygen

>>6192555
Seriously though. He'll wake up from the pain and will fucking kill you. That's what I'm going to do.

>inb4 lube
lube don't do shit if the hole's too tight bruh. It'll still hurt.

Unless you actually drugged the guy and not just from the alcohol.

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>>6192621
>he's never felt how loose drunk guys are
Anon, alcohol is basically a muscle relaxant in the quantities that college boys drink it, you can go in with just spit and not hurt them if they're drunk enough

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Circe & Beta Orbiter edition*

No wonder slutboi has to look for dudes, no women would want to fuck him.

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>go to gay club with friend
>no one hits on you because they think you're a couple

what to do against this?

>>6192658
Go alone

>>6192658
publically break up in the club

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>>6192675
>go to gay club alone
>no one hits on you because they think you're a creepy loser without friends

what to do against this?

>>6192690
LOL
just be yourself :^)
just install grindr :^)

>>6192658
>goes out with just one friend
you might as well hold hands

>I've now run into two gay men in their 40s who've whined about how the age of consent needs to be raised to 20
>both are bottoms

What is it with the obsession bitter old queens have with raising the aoc? Is it because they can't get none anymore so they want to "eliminate" the competition? As if guys in their early 20s aren't a thing and as if gay men would give a fuck if the aoc was 20.

>>6192690
Talk to the other creepy loser with no friends :)

>>6192690
drug a guy and take him home

>>6192749
Bad anon

>>6192753
what?

>>6192690
please arrest me officer I've been a bad boy and need to be punished

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>>6192658
>Start dancing with qt boys
>Talk and drink together
>Put your penis in their butt
Jeez
Not that difficult chaps
>>6192690
Be cute and drunk. Look vulnerable. Settle on a fucked up sadistic dom top bf. Develop a rape fetish.

>>6191835
Name on armando

>>6192847

I know I'm lovable.

>make craigslist ad
>say no sex, just cuddling
>post picture
>8 responses within 60 minutes of posting ad
I-I'm gonna get raped aren't I?

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>>6192857
Why would you want to cuddle strangers off craigslist you fucking retard

>>6192857
No you were asking for it

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What do you call gay men who likes watersports?

Seamen

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>>6192921

What's a good way of hiding a sex toy order from your family?

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>>6190921
Ayy I believe that's called a "spider"

>>6192932
Giving the address of a friend's house.

>>6192932
wearing it always

>>6192932
Put it in your drawer and assume they have the decency not to rifle through your stuff.

>>6192921
what's long and hard and full of seamen?

>>6192972
a submarine?

>>6192960
Different anon.

When i was a teenage degenerate i tried this with a chastity cage for a guy online. I managed 2 weeks but after that i couldnt take it anymore, i was a horny mess if i got even slightly aroused, and it hurt to be aroused. Anyway it was a weird experience. Its very uncomfortable having that weight reminding you you're wearing a chastity device even when you're around family and friends

Really glad im not a degenerate anymore

>guy I like is Asian
>my brain refuses to let me talk to him about video games even though he likes them because I don't want to come off like a weeb

I don't even play that many "weeb games" but I know if I start talking about Dark Souls I'll go on about Miyazaki and how it's cool to see European fantasy interpreted by a non-white person and than all the weeb will come out.

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>>6192978
I was thinking a gay cruise ship but I guess that works too...

>>6192993
>aids containment center

>>6193002
wait... is that the punchline to "How is your poz hole like a gay cruise ship?"

>>6192993
seems like a really good way to make an easy target for someone crazy.

>>6190676
I know not to get the kind with guanafensin but I've had it with guanafensin before and not thrown up

Plus there was nothing else at that Walmart I went to

>tfw no dog-dicked bf

>>6193015
why would a tranny want to go on a gay cruise ship?
>Goodnight Everybody!

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>>6193002
It's not a containment if they land safely.

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>>6192984
You should be proud of yourself regardless. People don't dislike nerds anymore as long as you know how to word it and don't get too autistic. If they don't like your weeb than they aren't cool. That being said if you're trying to get ass just hide it and just say what they want to hear and be selfless.

>tfw can't use my trip because ban evasion

>>6193016
How old are you anyway?
Robotrip best trip tbqh

>>6192993
everyone report to the poop deck.

>>6193046
Wiz go and stay go. Reported

>>6193046
18
I'm trying to find a place where I can get pure DXM but going online for this scares me

>>6192962

So what happened last night, KR?

>>6193076
Nothing really, just play fighting with him as usual but I got pretty damn drunk last night.

I was trying to say he wants me to help him tile his floor and fix some bikes. I'm going to wait to finish those so I've got no actual ties with him, then I'll tell him how I feel.

I don't wanna say it when I've still got thongs to do for him and just ruin it all, so I'd rather get to a point where whatever happens, happens basically.

He said he's been with dudes before but he wouldn't go into too much detail, he hasn't got any real interest in girls it seems. I hope it works out man, he's my ideal partner, and I hope he finds me his.

>tfw you make him coffee and breakfast and bring it to him in bed for his hang over
>chill out with him in his room
>just want to spend all day there with him

Love is so annoying.

>>6192857
I met up with a guy from scruff just to cuddle. It was nice. We just talked and cuddled and slept.

Next time we did fuck. We still hang out once a week or so. Sometimes we fuck sometimes we don't. Its really nice enjoying each other's company but with no strings

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>>6193059
Have you tried going on 420chan?

Im banned from there so I can't help you out but last I checked seven years ago they had taimapedia which was an encyclopedia containing information regarding how to do all that stuff safely. Also use g on here so they can tell you how to do all that stuff safely. Im out of the loop so im not even sure if buying that is illegal or not.


If you don't want to do that there's methods on when you buy the capsules to filter out the "junk" like the coloring and all of that.

Honestly though just getting a syrup with just dmx is pure enough tbqh.


Also try different stores. Try walmart. You can actually steal 10 dollars worth of stuff there without any consequences but they threaten you if you get caught. I always steal ten dollars worth of stuff nearly every time im in them.


Also if you decide to steal dxm be careful because after a while they start to be those undercover security guards there so be alert.


Also take a bus to go to other places to find the place you like. Walmarts top tier for that tbvh. Also manipulate a family member into driving for you. Tell them you need something idk get crafty and adapt.

>>6193058
>calling me jizz
>reprting me as if that's ever done anything ever.

Lol

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>>6193046
LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

Why is it that some guy's junk shrivels up when they're bottoming? Like I've seen guys with pretty nice dicks shrink next to micro dick tier when they're getting fucked in the ass.

>>6193111
Well I believe in your Kingrice, and I hope it works. Just don't hesitate, he might be waiting for you to make the first move

>>6193149
>porn
>real life
pick one and only one

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>>6193147
Lol you don't have anything on me tbqh.
You never did. But I saw that shit you said on femgen. Also you know im not literally a tranny right? It was just a meme. Do you even know what I look like?

>>6193149

Pain, focus.

Optimally you don't want to be hard when being fucked

>>6193149
first few times I bottomed I didn't really get very hard
now I don't really have an issue though

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>>6193173
L E A V E I M M E D I A T E L Y

>>6193267
>>6193147
What the fuck are these images?

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>>6193177
>you don't want to be hard when being fucked
what even

how do you expect to cum hands-free if you aren't?

>tfw no Olly Murs bf

>>6193273
3 year old /fa/ memes

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>>6193273
me irl

>>6193147
>5"2
>still can't find the pants that fit

>>6193280

Your blood flow is supposed to be primarily at your anus, so being soft doesn't divert that.

Of course I've never cum hands free or made anyone cum that way so what do I know

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this guy is slavic too? what the fuck? he could easily pass for a chinkified spic or Keanu Reeves

sure he has a slavic nose but that doesn't make him a slav

>>6193330
you need to get on hormones in order to experience hands free cums :^)

/hrt shill

>>6193163
I think that too to be fair, we're always cuddling and crap.

Everyone tells me to just tell him but its really difficult man, you know the old thing where you try to tell someone but you get that lump in your throat.

Thanks army, I'll obviously be posting on here about what happens, though I don't think it will be anytime soon!

>>6193330
there wont be more blood flow to your anus if you're hard. One thing being flaccid doesnt make the other more 'pumped'
Bottoms with a boner during fucking are way hotter imo

>>6193149
I think it's just a natural response for a lot of people. Like some nature documentary shit.

>>6193354

I know how you feel, but don't do what feels instinctive when something is in your throat. Don't swallow the words. Spit it out!

>>6193149
Apparently it has to do with the blood flow going more towards the anus than the dick?

Does anyone else feel like they don't know how attractive the really are? I was at a gay club for the first time in ages last night and were really surprised what kind of guys started talking to me/were checking me out.

How do you get over your crippling self-doubts and just go for it?

>>6193528
the worst thing that happens is that they don't want to fuck you. no gay person is gonna pull a knife on you for being ugly in their general vicinity

>>6193528

Realize the world won't end if you fuck up or get rejected. Just roll with the punches, no one is gonna kill you.... They might rape you if you aren't careful but.

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>>6193273
/fa/ memes from when it was fashionable to dress like a ringwraith from LOTR -- all black/monochrome, loose draping clothes, etc

it's still a thing but not as popular anymore since it's very easy to look like a fucking goof

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>>6193528
I know that feel, strangely. I used to get it a lot more, but these days I get more validation like that so i just roll with the idea i'm hot shit whether i am or not

Truthfully tho sometimes I can't tell if i'm a 2/10 or a 9/10, but then i look vastly different in different photos so maybe im both depending on the day

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>>6193528
>tfw the guy your friend is into starts hitting on you instead

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>>6193542
as an aside: i have an entire folder of people wearing this style and failing


>>6193546
post pics doggo man

>>6193528
Same, dud.

>>6193528
>am fat
>still get sex with attractive twinks

I don't know how I do it but it's pretty great

>>6193546
> but then i look vastly different in different photos so maybe im both depending on the day
whoah are you me?

>>6193528
I make people blush all the time. Especially teenage girls lose their spaghetti for some reason.
Also this >>6193547
Feels good, especially since I was a fattyfatfat during school.

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>>6193579
depends, are you cute?
>>6193557
no i'm strictly anonymous.

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>>6193557
This is doggo man. His name is Niq and he's a bottom slut.

>>6193597
So us your sexy body.


>>6193368
I try my best man but you know, just hard dude.


Is gaygen up to anything tonight?

I'm currently old with old mates at a Mexican bar, off to get really drunk on gin now~

>>6193629
that is a doggo man but that isn't pomeranian man

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>>6193629
could i ask you politely to literally not

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>>6193637
My night is going to comprise of working late, going home and possibly being surrounded by mutual friends. I don't know yet.

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>tfw its taco night with the girls

>>6193638
Who's the other?

>>6193645
Blow me

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>>6193665
you wish slut
>>6193638
No pomeranians are my thing

>>6193528
I know exactly how attractive I am. Not much.

>>6193354

Go for it Kingrice, nothing ventured, nothing gained

>>6193678
Prove it

>>6193735
No.

>>6193597
>depends, are you cute?
d-depends on the day

>>6193773
correct answer

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>>6193752
Do it

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>>6193800
no

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>>6193822
Perrty pls?

>>6193629
Would top 10/10

>>6193648
Well that should be fun anon, how many guys all in?

>>6193705
Yeah epsi, I will do, I just need to get drink enough to make the mistake of telling him and then begging for dick!

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>>6193848
u wudnt top shit, dont even lie

>>6193896
W-well I could try!

>>6193637

Bought 2 new games (while stalking the game stops that potential cutie works at. I think I found it but he closes so I didn't get to see him) and maybe go on a date (or at the very least get my dick sucked)

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>>6193921
you could but you wouldnt

Does anybody know how to guarantee a prescription of adderal from the doctor?

>>6193848
>how many guys
3 maybe 4... people always bring others though so the small gathering could easily become a miniature party.

>>6193945
Drink 6 double espressos before your appointment.

>>6193957
>>6193935
>>6193925
>>6193921
>>6193896
>>6193822
>>6193674
>>6193648
>>6193547
>>6193536
>>6193368
>>6193348
>>6193280
>>6193173
>>6193147
>>6193118
>>6193058
>>6193046
>>6193016
>>6192855


Lol ur gay

>>6193921

I'd let kingrice top me with his big dick~

>>6193945
yeah, medically merit it you pos

>tfw no DDR arcade near me

Who /esc2016/ here

>>6193935
Are you sure you wouldn't like the d from a manlet?

Its tiny guy, big d~

>>6193925
Oh army, you're always out getting your dick sucked, so lewd!

>>6193957
Party sounds good man, were steadily getting drunk now and about to jump into the jaccuzi!

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>>6193989
no i'm not?

Lol look at this faggot projecting his little gay fantasies, gross. I'm just here because im an ally.

>>6194018
Lol. You're a faghag?

>>6194015

Lol it's the best to get to cuddling nude and comfy.

>>6194015
How tall are you?

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>>6194039
yes.

i bet you'll cowards don't even smoke cocks

>>6194051
5'4, I was being silly though, I'm like 90% bottom 10% top. Every so often I want to smash some twink buttbutt.
>>6194039
Never known nude cuddles but that sounds pretty damn great.

>>6194088
>5'4
wat
are you 4 real

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>>6194090

>>6194100
Yeah, I last checked it a year or so ago, I really doubt it has changed though. I've stopped growing now, just aging~

>>6194107
>seize the day
more like seize me some of that dog dick ruf ruf

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>>6194117
nope. Pomeranians are sexless and pure. Mine will have his penis removed to ensure that.

Ugh it's so hard to pick a good plastic surgeon

>>6194109
oh shit
I'm a manlet and I tower over you

>>6193629
How did he make his skin like that ;_;

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>>6194109
Im 6ft i told u u cudnt top shit

>>6194161
makeup

>>6194162
It kinda is.
I have a Jewish friend who got a prescription just by having the doctor shake his hand and make him stand in place for a minute. But he has ADD.

>>6194161
Low test

>>6194170
I wasnt wearing any in that photo thnk u
>>6194161
Cleanser, toner, moisturiser. Best reason i have, it generally got a lot clearer and softer like a year or so ago, could just be wait for puberty to stop fucking your shit up senpai

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>>6194149
Anon no.

>>6194165
I could stand on a chair or something!
But yeah I'd rather you top me anyway.

>>6194157
Well how tall are you?
Being small is fun man, I have a height fetish and see as most guys tower over me it's always fulfilled :3

>>6194175
My test is pretty low and my skin doesn't look like that but it's probably my shit genes.

>>6194186
shut your mouth
Im getting my face done

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>>6194190
a little over 5'8
but I cheat and always wear boots like pic related
in those I'm about 5'10

>>6194198
Why?

Having trouble looking at the man in the mirror or did you actually get into a car accident or something?

>>6194185
But it didn't fuck anything but my skin, I was considered tall before puberty and now I am short because I got taller by a few cm's.

>>6194208
Because I am ugly.

>>6194185
oh was that back when you were still on E?

>>6194216
You're probably not that ugly and besides attractiveness isn't everything. You probably have other skills that are useful. If not just work on dressing nice or lifting if you're masc. Getting a facelift because you don't like yourself is tranny behavior tbqh.

Work on personality also and exaggerate what you're good at like if you're funny be funny etc.

>>6194247
Oh shut the fuck up. I've already thought things through and decided that it is what I want to do. Attractiveness might not be EVERYthing but it's a lot. But thanks for that generic advice I guess.

>>6194221
Still am baby. My skin is great

>>6194265
Damn mate.
What you looking to get done then?

>>6194207
Oh lordy those are gayyyy Hitler haha.

I usually wear boots but only cause I'm so used to having steel toe boots on, they're my casual wear. Now I've got money though I'm actually trying to dress nice for once!

>>6194276
It is.

>>6194286
Its all in the little blue pills

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>>6194207

You know, you're such a weirdo.

I can totally imagine you becoming this obsessive fetish pedo as you get older. I can totally see you being into fisting, leather, s&m, boots, poz parties, skinheads, and gloryholes. Please change your style and overall weirdness before it's too late you freak.

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>>6194283
yea docs are faggy as hell
but they make me tallllll

>>6194295
I'm a fetish having weirdo because I wear doc martins?
lol what are you talking about

I also like these boots quite a bit

>hitler's taller than me
sheit

>>6194291
in the shit hole I live in even fucking shampoo is 10$ a bottle,but it's a good one at least. I can't afford that stuff..

>>6194301

your hair, face, body, clothing, shoe choices make you a freakzoid...it's like you're lost in the 90s..

Let me guess you listen to Korn, Marilyn Manson, Garbage, NIN, Deftones, Mudvayne, etc. That's how you look freak.

>>6194301
Doc Martins are great..

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>>6194316
Estrogen is like 30 bux a month :^)

>>6194325
there is literally nothing wrong with deftones

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>>6194207
>>6194301

Neither of those look like true Doc Martens which signature is their yellow stitches
too cheap to own a real pair fag?

>>6194336
But I can't get it here for cheap unless I import it and I am pretty sure it's usually illegal.

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>>6194346
Do it dont be a pussy
>>6194339
Yeah deftones are p good

>>6194314
how y'all niggas so short
I'm fucking tiny myself

>>6194325
my face and body are kinda out of my hands
I do wear a fair bit of black, but that's what suits me best
and no, I don't listen most of those bands
I do have a soft spot for old school marilyn manson back in the spooky kids days though

>>6194343
the first pic are 1460 monos u retard
second pic are palladiums
u don't know shit about boots

sooo... think I came out to my band last night. drunk as shit, so maybe no one will remember, but otherwise I'mma get my ass kicked soon. fuckin trepidation, man.

>>6194356
Fine, can you recommend me something?

I am not that short in here as an 5'8 even though I am below average in height.

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>>6194367
>>6194176
I dont know where you get it anywhere else but ask the experts :^)

>>6194389
Ok. I'll go for now, will be back in a few hours.