/mtfg/ - Programming Edition

what languages do y'all use?
I know JS, Node.JS, python, and java.

>>6172439
Python, C, C++, Java

I'm still learning though so I'm bad at all of them

>>6172434
I dont really have programming experience but I use matlab for some math stuff, does that count?

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>>6172439
Deutsch und Englisch?

>>6172439
C, C#, C++, Java, VB.NET, PHP, JS, and Node.JS.

>>6172460
any programs you have actually made?

>>6172439
python, a little bit of C++, English, and I'm a bit rusty on Latin

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>tfw u have a pretty gf and ur gonna see her soon and kiss her on the mouth

>>6172398 #
>>6172407 #
>>6172408 #

Jeez girls!, I'm using sarcasm to chide anon for thinking transwomen as a homogenous blob and not individuals.

>>6172318
first question, are you a femboy, because if so you've got a head start with me

>>6172337
this so much please
even if I transition successfully life is going to be so difficult for me because of my health issues and because I'm a weak person generally
just let me have one absolutely perfect evening and let it end with that please

>>6172476
>tfw this is also you

>>6172467
Nothing worth mentioning :/ the only professional work I've done in my job is VB.NET and I hate it, so I guess I won't mention it.

>tfw get back together with boyfriend
hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg im so happy right now

>>6172476
I'm happy for you but sad for me :(

>>6172482
>even if I transition successfully life is going to be so difficult for me because of my health issues
>tfw ur health issues are more of an obstacle than trans shit and are the main thing that keeps u from finishing transition

>tfw dead inside
everyone else was positng relationship feels ;_;

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Was messing around with FFS techniques and sexually dimorphic traits of the face in photoshop again. Because editing my face gets a little boring after the fifteenth time.

Apparently with a base this masculine it's beyond my ability just by matching average female facial proportions and altering things like brow ridge, nose, lips, chin, eyes, etc.

>>6172496

dw they're scum, ignore them

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>>6172484
rofl

how do you meet a cool trans girl lIke from here irl?

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>>6172476
pizza is your gf also trans

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>>6172318
>grill
>domme/switch
>at least a little geeky
>enjoys sharing cuddles and comfy time
>pure outside lewd inside
>doesn't lack self awareness

>>6172476
I want to believe that some day I'll get to experience this

>>6172484
Agp thread is that way hon ----->

p.s - you're not a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body.

p.s.s - you're a younger version of Bruce Jenner.

>>6172505
oh. hi there!

>>6172508
ya her name is cyba and we're gay af
>>6172509
i believe in u
>>6172490
;-;

>>6172482
>ywn give ol kiwi face his perfect evening and then brutally hack him to pieces

>>6172511
>chasers
the alternative kinda sucks

>>6172493
You gave their numbers to 4chins. May they be shown mercy.

So I'm at my parent's home for summer, tips on hiding hrt stuff over the next couple of months?

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>>6172511
(There is no such thing as AGP)

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>>6172520
hnnng

>>6172493
>>6172527
RED NO

>>6172528
Find a place you can go regularly without suspicion that they don't go to, ideally

>>6172524
kiwi face will probably blow your mind w fetishes

>>6172520
>ya her name is cyba and we're gay af
Congratulations!

>>6172511
>p.s.s - you're a younger version of Bruce Jenner
Ouch yet I can't argue with that.

what chinese comic book should I read

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>>6172493

I'm gonna message them your most depraved and absurd shit you've posted.

>>6172528
mount your optical drive on the 2nd-from-the-top slot and put your HRT on top of the dvd drive inside the case

>>6172512
hi red

>>6172509
I like all those things because i am all those things as well. Sounds nice.

>>6172528
I hide mine in my laptop case, my parents may clean under my bed, in my wardrobe, even emptying my coat pockets but they're both in their 60s and wouldn't dream of touching the big black case of confusing scary technologogizmowackery under my desk

plus for extra safety I empty as much as I'll need out of the packets and put it in standard, emptied vitamin bottles of a brand they don't normally buy (so they're not familiar with how they should actually look)

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>>6172509
these are true

>tfw bf has back problems and can't cuddle

>>6172439
C++, Python, Haskell. I guess Bash also counts?

>>6172542
I want to see pics

>>6172439
actionscript 2.0

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Damnit, I'm a dummy. Please be nice to them.

Who else gets these kind of messages?

>>6172544
tfw PC doesn't have an optical drive, but that's sneaky. I might actually try hiding it in my desktop case in some other way

>>6172546
I've been using my school bag for now it's safe but I'm probably going to need a better hiding spot if they get suspicious which could happen because I'm already getting a pretty puffy chest.

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>>6172545
>I like all those things because i am all those things as well.
Y-yeah I mean, I'd like to think I'm most of those things aside from the dom I guess
>>6172547
Hope he gets better soon!

I can't into programming. I can however disassemble and reassemble my gun in less than a minute.

>tfw blue collar 4 lyfe

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>>6172434
>programming edition
me likey

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>>6172561
anywhere in your case is great, nobody will look there... as long as it's not on your GPU or your CPU heatsink since the radiating heat might damage the HRT

i'd assume your power supply is on the top so just put your HRT bottles anywhere near the bottom, or just as far from your PSU/CPU/GPU as possible

maybe once I start physio I'll be able to get better at housework and be a live-in maid for a guy (or a girl) in return for food and housing

not necessarily like, a sex thing but I'd be fine if it turns into that

has anyone here done anything like that before? how long did it last? I really can't see how I'm going to be able to function as a normal adult regarding earning a living and renting someplace and stuff and obviously my parents don't see how either, which is why they want me to move back in with them forever after uni, but I can't do that.

>>6172520
But I want you to be happy.

There may come a time when I will gaze into your beautiful brown eyes, and you will gaze into mine.

Our hands will touch each other's face, brushing the hair from our sides and gently grabbing each other's cheek, drawing us closer to one another.

Our noses will touch and you will smile, because this will feel like I am your home, and you will see that I see the same in your eyes, as your eyes close and our lips gently meet.

There may come a time still, when time has lost it's meaning because we discovered forever.

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where can I get open source hormones plz thanks

>>6172571
HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS BEXE

>>6172567
he will not he refuses to get treatment

>>6172575
tor

>>6172571
No my PSU is on the bottom but my upper drive bay is totally empty plus the case has a door that I can access easy so putting it in baggies up there might work. Thanks

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>>6172575
>open source
https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.en.html#Open

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>>6172528
why can't you be honest with your parents

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>>6172576
don't bully

>>6172581
on second thought the lower the better for temperatures, you might be better off stuffing it in the front of the bottom of the case, whatever is there

good luck anon

>>6172587
>why can't you be honest with your parents

I already tried that, it turned out very poorly

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>>6172568
>tfw cant do either of these traditionally masculine things.

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i miss my crush why did he have to go to bed come back i wanna talk to you

>>6172592
>you might be better off stuffing it in the front of the bottom of the case, whatever is there

My hard drives can get pretty toasty tho and they take up most of the bottom of the case, there is a fan on top too if that helps.

>>6172550
The only real programmer

>>6172439
Java, Prolog, and Bash mostly.

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>>6172582
sorry, I meant "free" as in "freedom" hormones.

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>>6172595
>not asuka
>still an anon posting nge
>probably moap, but not sure

>>6172574
Well you're not going to cause you're a lonely chaser. Deal with it. She has a girlfriend and she doesn't want you. Stop being creepy as fuck.
And this isn't maddie, this is an extremely pissed off friend who thinks you need to step off

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>>6172606
that's better reddy boy / whatever gender you are today

>>6172601
give me a full autocad schematic of your case and i'll run some thermal fluid dynamics simulations

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>>6172607
>Its totally Moap trying to be ironic

>>6172612
Cringe-worthy

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>>6172617
>because shinji is male asuka, right

>>6172616
lol, I'll just take a crappy pic

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>>6172623
>That and the line from that shot is Shinji saying combat is a mans job.

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>>6172619

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>animated dinner
>got asked out
>proper date this weekend
That was actually pretty awesome
How are y'all this evening?

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>>6172613
i sexually identify as Stallman-kin

who else here /CSprogramDropout/?

>chubby stomach
>the rest of me looks anorexic and bony
why?
I look like something off the front of an iron maiden album lmao

>>6172602
I don't think I'm a real programmer, haha.
>>6172604
Neat, what do you use Prolog for?

>>6172634
good job!! very good feel!
im flirting with robots rn..some are angry

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>>6172612
Care everyone , tranny SJW coming to the rescue !

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>>6172634

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>>6172641
man it's like I don't care kid
I'm sorry you're booty blasted you got called out if you're the creeper
if not then enjoy the trolling I ain't mad sir :^)

>>6172640
h-hey beep, i know i'm asking a lot about your butt, b-but you did promise....

>>6172635
Can I join /cspd/ if I have a masters in CS but am dropping out from the phd program after finishing all of my classes because I can't into a dissertation?

>>6172634
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG <3
>ok, so I was wrong about it being a date, but still.
>also, I had a bit of a meltdown. My dad's an asshole.

>>6172627
>right...

anyone ever tried fenugreek capsules for more boobage?

>>6172646
oh sorry anon my computers as messy as my room is and you see..i lost the picture..ill have to take another but im already do tired tonight. ill do it tomorrow okay?

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>>6172645
>Mens who pretend to be girls
>Wearing dresses n shit
>Always protecting the bro

At least you got one thing right with your life

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>>6172616
>>6172624
I have my monitors in from of it which might help hide stuff despite the window :/

[I probably should've mentioned that earlier too... ]

>>6172612
You didn't like my poem?

Anyhow don't judge me.

You don't know me and calling me a creepy chaser just to dismiss me is really mean because it attacks my validity as a member of this community and as a transgendered woman.

I truly understand your loyalty and what you feel is a need to defend a relationship that doesn't involve you, I wush I had a friend who us loyal to me as you are to them.

If you read carefully, you'll understand that this poem is a goodbye. So you don't have to worry. I truly care for maddie, so if it means her being happy with someone else, so be it.

:)

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>>6172634
>animated dinner
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize you weren't talking about something like this.

I'm happy for you, Elanna! : )

i wish it wasn't going to wake up in the morning and i had something better to od on. should i get some heroin or what?

>>6172650
yeah.
come join us, we can smoke copious amounts of weed!

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>>6172666
I still have no idea what it means if not that

>>6172655
ok :)

>>6172663
you could stick a cardboard box in an optical drive mounts and just put your HRT on the box

>>6172671
nah, that's bad stuff.
You'll get a blood infection. My friend died that way

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>>6172679
"Lively", I think? Lots of talking and feeling and stuff.

>>6172683
Yeah that's what I was thinking before

>tfw dont know anything about programming or anything useful at all
I wish I wasnt so dumb. One of the many reasons I'm so depressingly lonely.

>>6172684
>My friend died that way
right so... sounds good?

>>6172679
Probably means a very lively and entertaining dinner (I think that's the definition of animated)
>>6172663
Gib wallpaper

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what to do if failed transition

i'm nearly 8 months in now and losing weight significantly, realizing my skeletal system is not made out to look like a girl

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>>6172691
>Gib wallpaper

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>>6172640
Awe why are the robots angry?

>>6172644
S-sorry
Are you flannel anon?

>>6172651
I was pretty sure he wanted to go there after he suggested a place that was very datey.
Also what happened? ;_;

>>6172666
That's an adorable image Joan
Thanks ^^

>>6172679
Lively, entertaining. We got into talking science, politics and religion and ended up getting told we had to leave because the restaurant was closing lol

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basically my dad towards me in a nutshell, + threats of being disowned if I don't stop being a neet

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>tfw my friends tell me they're boring and apologize to me for it
>it's actually me that's the boring one
>>6172636
hey same
let's do crunches and cardio together

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>>6172689
iktf

>>6172638
>Neat, what do you use Prolog for?
Mostly for a class this semester on computational logic but I have used it in a project trying to solve math word problems. Its a great tool if you know how to use it properly.

>>6172698
now I'm just flannel I guess

I still go anon when I want to whinge about stuff

>>6172702
hey everyone look this normie has friends

>>6172689
If it makes you feel better, even though I know about programming I have too many brain problems to ever do anything useful with it.

>>6172694
no fat = no pass senpai

no boobs and ur ribcage will be overly accentuated

see example https://unsee
.cc/petiragu/

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>>6172685
>>6172691
Ah that sounds nice. I completely forgot animated can be used in that sort of way, thanks for clarifying
>>6172698
Politics huh? I'm glad you had a great dinner!
>>6172636
Iktf. Why can't the belly chub go into my chest or arms. Can't even start burning the fat due to whatever the fuck is going with my food intake >.<
>>6172694
Become a femboy I guess. That's my plan B at least

>>6172703
I'm stealing this.

>>6172689
I know programming and still feel incredibly useless and stupid if that's any consolation
>>6172697
Thanks!
>>6172702
I had my friend in high school tell me I was incredibly boring to be around. That really boosted my self-esteem.

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>>6172698
he told me that I was being ungrateful that he and my mom gave me life because I cried in my room on mother's day instead of coming for dinner, so now he's saying he'll kick me out and stop paying for me if I don't get a 40 hour/week job for the rest of the summer and good grades for all of college. He also said that my mental health is bullshit, that he'll match all of the money I earn dollar for dollar and that I can "live whatever lifestyle I want" if I do so... nothing better than being dehumanized.

>>6172694
/femgen/

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>>6172716
One of my "friends" in highschool would bully me and hit me a lot.

I asked this question last night but no one answered:

Does anyone else experience bp wetness and warmth when horny and thinking about being penetrated?

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Do any of you have any tips on shaving my legs and butt? I'm not willing to get laser hair removal. At least not yet. Are removal creams a good option? Any good brands you recommend?
I just shaved them for the first time and it took forever. Also any good moisturizer recommendations? I use a lotion with coconut oil which I think works great but idk If any of you know of some stuff that works even better or something :3

>>6172717
your dad's a real man, bitch

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>>6172712
>no fat = no pass
T H I S desu

make these and get thicc
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/13605/chocolate+chip+cookies

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>tfw no gf who is also a neet loser with no hope for life to bond with over nerdy interests.
Maybe my standards are just too high or I just don't think I'm good enough for anyone. Yeah that sounds right.

>>6172712
>>6172727
i'm 175 though and my ribs are showing

>>6172727
The last time I went to the grocery store I got a 2L of soda, snickerdoodle cookies, and corn dogs

am I doing this right senpai

>>6172722
I don't but that might be because I'm chronically dehydrated.

>>6172731
I know this pain. Are you tall? I'm hovering around 170 and people say I look anorexic.

>>6172722
No but mine tingles

>>6172731
because you're a hon and you've got a gigantor ribcage

neverpass

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>>6172722
How would that work? Do you have some sort of lube organ? I have noticed my gt getting wet sometimes but bp never
>>6172727
Or the 'brownies'!
>>6172729
>tfw no gf who is also a neet loser with no hope for life to bond with over nerdy interests.
Sounds a bit like me tbqhwy

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>>6172727
>>6172712
I wonder if getting fat would help me, I'm 136lbs

>>6172721
my three closest "friends" were like this growing up. We were close until high school, but they ended up encouraging my repression. I've ranted about them before.

>>6172726
and I guess you think you are too, or something

>>6172729
This is /mtfg/, if you're looking for a gf who is also a neet loser with no hope for life to bond with over nerdy interests, then boy howdy you've come to the right place!

>>6172724
The first time you shave is going to take a long time just use a sharp fresh razor (preferably a safety razor to save money)

Also use some cream or conditioner on your legs to make it go over smoother

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[Silly survey question that actually gives everyone an excuse to post a selfie]
Never miss a chance to post a selfie.

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WEW LAD
E
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L
A
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I'm spilling my spaghetti help

>>6172742
Dont fall for the fat = pass meme.

>>6172742
idk, I'm the anon that posted unsee

last time I weighed myself I was 102lbs, 5'7"

>>6172739
Same. All if this started after switching to injections

>>6172750
>102lbs, 5'7"
>tfw 136lbs 5'6"
>>6172749
Everything is a meme

>>6172748
Just tell him the truth and that you're a slut and want to suck his cock.

>>6172748
Is this the same one that doesn't judge you for your lifestyle?

>>6172748
we all know you're hot red, you don't need to keep pushing it.
you also sound really distant with the poor guy, I'll imagine your more talkative off line than on.

>>6172755
she*
she's hella andro and amazing looking
>>6172757
nope. a student at my school.

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>>6172717
:/
I mean it sounds like at least if you work this summer you won't get on his bad side but those are some pretty firm conditions.

>>6172714
Canadian and American
We also both ripped on SJWs. Fun night. :3

>>6172706
Welcome to the wonderful world of tripfagging though ^^

>>6172742
your face looks fat enough to move around with the hormone, you're okay as you are. it could also mess with the acne if it's food related.

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>>6172732
no

baking is the only acceptable path to thicc

>>6172741
shhhhh I haven't slept properly for like 2 weeks now I can't think

>>6172722
Never had that happen... quite a strange occurrence.

>>6172743
don't go misgendering people now b/c you're a weak cunt

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>>6172751
I'm not on mones and it does this.

>>6172761
But maybe it would help my body?
And yeah I could definitely stand to eat better for my health but I want to not be such a faggy boy anymore

>>6172748
>i know youre worried about how tall you are but its honestly so attractive
It kills me that I'll never get to read these words from someone i like. It kills me. You're so lucky red.

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>>6172764
For at this moment I am dysphoric.

tfw your man ribcage and chest hides the fact that i'm chubby
well i mean
silver linings or something....
https://unsee.cc
/nubirome/

>>6172768
unless you're really skinny it shouldn't matter that much. once your hormones estabilize it will be pretty hard to stay on a nice weight.

>>6172773
chubby? I don't see it, maybe I was just expecting comically fat.
Remember that pushing your arms up highlights the rib cage.

>>6172773
>i'm chubby
>that pic
you have like a 25" inch waist lol
don't go anorexic or something

>>6172760
I mean, on one hand, having that much money doubled is at least $640 a week, so I could almost pay for SRS on that alone. I just have to survive it.

>>6172766
I've had a rough day, alright? Don't go shitting on unstable people if you don't like being lashed out at.

>>6172776
well you can see my ribs either way unless i make a huge effort to hide them

>tfw bored out of my fucking mind
>tfw no friends to even talk to to make me less bored

Where do people go when they just want to feel sorry for themselves and cry? Is there a board for this

>>6172761
That's not fat making your jaw look huge.

>>6172778
i don't know....

>>6172782
>>>/r9k/

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>>6172750
134lbs, 6' here :(

>>6172742
From what little I've seen your body fat seemed nice, just gain more muscle under it if you want to get more thicc aka. do squats, that way you can retain the form but keep the smooth.

>>6172760
>We also both ripped on SJWs.
That does sound like a good way to pass the time :D

>>6172773
That's not chubby, not even a disgusting skinnyfat chub like me

>>6172782
they drop the trip and whinge like it's going out of fashion

t. someone experienced

>>6172782
That's /mtfg/ on most days.

how do i know when it's appropriate to cut an ex out of my life?

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Is it possible to be tacticool and passing at the same time?

I hate people that post code as replies to things. That's the first indicator someone is an idiot and doesn't know much.

>>6172789
:/

>>6172787
get out a measuring tape
I guarantee you'll be under 27", which is a womens small

>>6172794
how's ur gf

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>>6172779
Well good luck, if he can match every dollar you make then it actually sounds like a pretty solid arrangement, albeit restrictive

>>6172782
Usually I cry in bed while sadposting desu, it seems to work.

>>6172796
<code>how so?</code>

>>6172791
This is the answer i choose to acknowledge

Anyway life is meaningless. I'm a waste of resources. If i killed myself My friends and family would save money and everyone will say iwas a loser asshole faggot.

>>6172793
When you break up usually. It depends on what kind of person our ex is and the circumstances of breaking up. If they cheat on you before breaking up that implies they're human trash. Like an alcoholic, there is always an excuse, don't buy it.

>>6172789
>134lbs, 6'
you need to make those chocolate slices!

I want to see pictures by tomorrow >:(

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Reminder: every single one of you is cute.

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>mfw my dad will likely always misgender me for the rest of my life

>>6172800
>26" waist
>17" shoulders
>have to buy women's XL for shoulders even though it doesn't fit to my body

>>6172804
it's going to be incredibly rough... and I still haven't negotiated around thanksgiving
either way, he basically called me out on manipulating my mom into funding my education. I kinda had it coming.

>>6172808
False

>>6172806
he's not trash but it's been too long and i'm still struggling

>>6172805
All true.

>>6172804
Because real programs are still literally millions of lines of code and you wont be repeating the same trash code over and over that has already been abstracted away by libraries 20 years ago.

>>6172796
++(You);

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post voices
ill go first
i made this for my boyfriend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F5hzo3XY3Z
aware it sucks, have not started training it

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>>6172808
even me?

>>6172800
i do wear small...

>>6172811
I take it he cheated on you? If he did he is trash, cut him out and move on. Don't fall for looks or pleasant behavior, it means nothing deep down.

>>6172796
have_a(You);

>>6172808
i'm a neckbeard chaser though

>>6172818
do you think chubby people wear a small?

>>6172817
this is probably my favorite iron maiden albvm.

(You) are adorable

>>6172813
javascript 'programmer' detected

muh left pad

>>6172818
you're not chubby isla you're just soft

>>6172824
:3

>>6172815
(You)++;

>>6172813
But what if someone wants a simple answer to introductory programming concepts? Understanding the libraries makes you a better programmer.

>>6172809
It honestly sounds like a crappy day, but that at least some good came of it. ;_;

>>6172836
// makes (You) bigger, but returns the old value

>>6172822
sometimes
>>6172828
idk i think i need to be thinner.

>>6172836
it's been a crappy couple of days...

but hey, I'm gonna try to do this shit as a girl now instead. A girl that... just... gets consistently called he... ;/

>>6172816
pls give me (you)s

>>6172841
dont you only eat like 100 calories a day

>>6172809
You either get parents who would willingly fund college, or won't. I dont see how manipulation comes into it since your parents income are what matter for fafsa anyway.

>>6172841
the fact that your ribs are showing means that you're just not toned. Skinnyfat, as they call it.

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>this thread
>>6172847
i eat 1500...
>>6172849
i can't get toned because of my blood pressure issue...
i wanna workout and get better but i can't do it without putting myself in severe physical danger

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>>6172839
(You) = (float)(You) + 1.0f;
// allow for partial (You)s

>>6172836
I'm not saying you can't start any misinformed way you like. What I'm talking about is people that do it for nerd cred and just end up looking like tools.

>>6172851
;~; be careful then

>>6172852
ok then, kuristina

>>6172852
// to allow for partial (You)s, (You) would already have to be a float, making the cast redundant

>>6172854
eh
i would rather not

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>>6172856
deletePost(*(You));
//hide my programming blunder

>>6172860
o-or don't?

>>6172781
You can talk to us, though personally I'm painfully boring
>>6172816
This is kind of confusing. I might post mine later

>>6172852
>>6172864
Just stop. I say it every night, and it's so true. Elanna is a mess.

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>>6172807
I want to be able to sleep first so I can have energy to do cool stuff like that ;__;
Why oh why does my body keep depriving me of rest
>>6172808
It's easy to be cute online tho
>>6172809
At least you have a waist!

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>>6172873
elanna = mess;
// proper syntax

>>6172864
YOU JUST DEREFERENCED (You) AND PASSED ITS VALUE TO DELETE POST, HENCE DELETING NOTHING

>>6172839
// NOTE: doesn't make (You) bigger if overflow occurs

>>6172881
No, I deleted the value post pointed at by (You) did I not?

>>6172816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WzlE8Hyda7

been training for like 3 weeks now pretty good progress

>>6172881
Not if (You) was declared as:

post_t **You;

>>6172874
b-but I want my clothes to fit well ;~;

>>6172873
but she's our mess <3

>>6172880
typedef bool mess;

mess elanna = true;

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>>6172874
baking doesn't take energy, baking gives energy!

>>6172883
// note: it's an old C++ joke

>>6172885
pass by value makes a copy

Does Zoloft and HRT mix together? I'm already taking cypro, so wouldn't it be a heavy load on my liver? Also worried about the blood clotting thing.

Well if anything I just made some routine blood exams so I'll see about the liver, but no idea about clots.

>>6172895
>pass by value makes a copy
oops I pressed post to early

you dereferenced (You) and its value got copied into the deletePost function, meaning the value pointed to by (You) couldn't have been deleted, but if it's value was a pointer I guess you could have deleted whatever that was pointing to
>>6172890

>>6172885
What language are we talking about? If it's C++ then that only works if the value is itself a pointer to memory allocated by new(); you can't delete a non-pointer value, and should only delete() things put on the heap with new().

>>6172896
Currently taking zoloft, progynova and cypro so I'd like to know as well

I'm going legit so I think my endo would have said something if I was going to explode or something lol

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>>6172891
public class Elanna : CrazyTranny
{
public bool isMess;

public Elanna() : base()
{
isMess = true;
//all elannas are a mess
}
}

>>6172903
Oh crap, I somehow misread deletePost as delete; I guess it all depends on how deletePost is defined and whether it takes its argument by value or by reference, in addition to the type of the (You).

how to stop crying long enough to sleep

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I copypasted some strings of HTML and XML to slightly customize my blog layout. Stand aside code plebs. But seriously, this code talk makes me feel like I'm the dumbest kid in school :D

>>6172891
>b-but I want my clothes to fit well ;~;
Most people will have trouble finding clothes that fit them if that's any comfort for ya, not just us transfolk
>>6172895
>baking doesn't take energy, baking gives energy!
Well, I'd like to be at least be able to focus my eyes for more than half a second at a time because this is really distracting

>>6172904
Oh hey I'm also doing progynova/cypro/zoloft. I'll ask my endo next time I go to him just in case, though if they didn't say anything to you there might not be anything to worry about. Blood clots just sound nasty, so better be sure.

>>6172911
Drink enough alcohol to knock you unconscious

>>6172907
static final bool isMess = true;

>>6172899
I suppose it depends on if a post is a pointer to a string on the heap or a string on the stack.

>>6172909
deletePost was never defined so it's kind of hard to speculate on the behaviour, I was just dereferencing to imply that it was the post pointed at by flannel's post ;~;

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>>6172924
*or if it is a string on the stack

>>6172921
>implying me being a mess is immutable
R-rood ;_;

>>6172924
>a string on the stack
pretty hard to delete that lol

asm
{
mov ebp, esp
pop ebp
ret
}

that'll do it

>>6172907
struct Tranny{
string Name;
bool Pass;
int Worth;
bool Stable;
int monthsHRT;
};

Tranny Charlotte;
Charlotte.Name = Charlotte;
Charlotte.Pass = false;
Charlotte.Worth = 0;
Charlotte.Stable = false;
Charlotte.monthsHRT = 0;

>>6172912
r-really?
that's good to hear I guess.

>>6172907
import { hrt, cardio, suicidalThoughts, pizza } from 'trannyStuff';
constant Red = new trannyStuff();

>>6172927
I was just following the specification:
// all elannas are a mess

I assumed that was an invariant rather than a constructor post-condition, sorry. ;_;

>tfw you're a disgusting fat slob with the appetite of Micheal phelps

>>6172942
let's eat a lot of food together babe

MtFg home of myFirstProgram.exe

>>6172945
**.cpp

>>6172942
On the bright side, some people get turned on by that sort of behavior.

>>6172944
I need to lose weight tho, I'm 190 and I'm only 5 foot 5

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>>6172935
>r-really?
Last I heard yes. Makes sense too I guess, they only manufacture clothes in so many sizes and human body shape diversity has far too many variables to cater to. Most people are bound to not fall into the comfortable/fitting range of those few sizes on the few articles of clothing they'd want to get for themselves. Depends on the article of clothing too I guess but women's clothing is often made to be quite form-fitting

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>>6172930
Poor string ;_;

>>6172935
If writing a c# tranny don't forget to give the struct a default constructor that sets pass to false, monthsHRT to 0 and stable to false.

>>6172940
All elannas are constructed a mess. So far this elanna has remained a mess so I can't blame you for following spec.

>>6172949
become my workout partner!!!

>>6172935
Tranny flannel = Tranny("flannel", maybe, –2147483648, false, 1);
>Error: undefined identifier 'maybe'
sorry hang on
bool maybe = false;

>>6172949
you wear it pretty well because you dont look that fat in photos

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>>6172952
and to select a name at pseudo-random from a list if constructing a new tranny, because no two trannies have the same name

I was too lazy to write a default constructor, sue me for bad programming practices

>>6172958
I laughed way too hard at this

>>6172950
huh. woo hoo, I guess.

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>>6172953
okie! we can do lots of "excersize" together.

>>6172959
a lot of the weight is muscle but there's enough chub over it to not be able to see it. I'm really just chubby and losing 30 pounds would be perfect.

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>>6172963
Do structs in C and C++ even have constructors though? I thought it was more of a C# thing and it looks like your Tranny is written in C.

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>>6172963
>huh. woo hoo, I guess.
It's a 'everyone finishes last place' kind of victory

>>6172976
Yes they do. I say it every night, and it's so true, you all know it, Elanna is a mess.

fuuuug I'm gonna get some sleep.
of to another miserable day tomorrow...

>>6172976
it was C++, but structs in C and C++ are really similar iirc.

compsci was a blur to me last semester tbqh. too much material in too little time. I'm probably mixing up classes and structs

>>6172977
uh, yeah I guess that's true

I think liking programming makes me not trutrans, so I'm gonna pretend I don't from now on

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>>6172950
slav cat <3
>>6172965
yeah! let's get sweaty!!!

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>>6172978
Hey now, be nice, I haven't touched a line of C or C++ in years and haven't really seen any examples with constructors.

>>6172980
Goodnight Charlotte

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REAL german hours
who /up/?

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>>6172984
What do you think youre doing with that cmetana? Where are the blinis?

>>6172976
C++ has constructors and destructors, C doesn't.

>>6172985
nighty! ily <3

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>>6172983
But there's so many MtFs into programming. What if programming is the trutrans thing.

>>6172988
it's 4:20 here

>tfw too introverted to be able to find weed
I'd need to TALK to someone ;_;

>>6172980
In C++ a struct is basically the same as a class (except everything defaults to public rather than private), but C-style structs are a subset of C++ structs so you can use a C struct in C++ code without problem.

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>>6172996
THOSE ARE NOT BLINIS

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>>6172989
here they are!
>>6172988
hallo~

>>6172994
but seriously how many of us browse /dpt/?

I'm curious desu (excuse to make a strawpoll)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10182492
http://www.strawpoll.me/10182492
http://www.strawpoll.me/10182492

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Can we make mtfg great again?

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>>6173005

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>>6172988
(You) seem to be :3

>>6172990
That must be where the confusion came from, I never used structs in C++ and remember them being way more limited in C. Thanks for clearing that up for someone who's apparently C++ illiterate. Can a C++ struct have methods?

>>6173005
we already did earlier

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>>6173003
It's in the news so it must be true!
How are you Red? Is the boy life good?

>>6173004
>no one replies
GUESS I AM UNWANTED AFTER ALL

>>6173004
More fake nerd cred politics.

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>>6172997
but its 8.28 senpai...

>>6173003
harro

>>6173008
yes I am am ;_;
I slept like 5 hours.
please pray for me today v___v
how was your date?

>>6173008
Likely you have never programed in C++ but have confused it as C with classes.

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>>6173017
no its 11:30

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>>6173007
Want a bf?
>>6173010
No Trump memes/10

>>6173020
and by that i mean 23:30
._.

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>>6173017
>>6173020
You're both off it's 9:32

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>>6173020
>>6173025
youre adorable <3 :3

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>>6173012
it's bretty good.
I'm hooking up with a friend tomorrow, and I have no exams. might smoke up

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>>6173019
I have "programmed in C++" given that was the first language I was taught in school, but it was pretty much taught as C with classes, yes. It was also taught with Borland for DOS so I'm not sure how well it even conformed to any sort of modern standard.

>>6173017
You can do it, just one more day until break
It wasn't a date tonight but he asked me out and we're going on actual date this weekend!

>>6173014
what did he mean by this?

if a cis male trap becomes a mtf but wears cis male clothes, he will still be a trap but not for cis men because gays like men and now the ex trap is a woman that looks like a man so its a trap for gays

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>>6173035
>but he asked me out and we're going on actual date this weekend!
yay :3
are you looking forward to it?
does he know about your past? Ive never been in that situation, it seems complicated

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>>6173034
Sounds relaxed, hope it all goes to plan ;3

>>6173035
You haven't programmed in C++ then, you have just programmed C with classes using an outdated C++ compiler. Many people make this mistake and then have a nervous breakdown at their first C++ job.

>>6173038
rthats me

>>6173036
He meant
>I know some irrelevant thing, look at me, I am such an extreme nerd.

>>6173038
yeah

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you aren't /AGPprogrammerTranny/ until you program in Assembly

>>6173052
>M$

>>6173038
A grap.
>>6173052
>coding is like greek to me
>obviously not trutrans
Well shit. Goodnight everyone.

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>>6173038
>tfw failed reverse trap
rip

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>>6173058
>coding is like greek to me
>obviously not trutrans

its the other way around actually: if you cant program, youre trutrans(TM)
programming isnt something girls usually do in their freetime