Cis Lesgen

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>>6162867

>go skiing once when I was young
>get super bad sunburn
>finally recover
>now have freckles across top of cheeks and nose

In your FACE sun.

So answering about the name of the app, it is actually called "wapa" and I think it is the most used app in my country.

To be honest, after this brief "experience" and in case I want to give an app a try, I would go with a paid one. Although, to make things worse, I would probably feel like shit for using money in order to find love.
Anyway, Uncharted 4 is releasing tomorrow so it will cheer me up.

As to the thread theme, I actually have freckles although only on the cheeks. I do not really like them but at least they make me look younger.

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>>6162939
I thought so. To use the Her up they verify by voice interview.

>>6162962
That is pretty cool. I mean, in the other app these false profiles did not last long but still, it does not feel secure.

I am downloading it. I see you there, lesgen.

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IT HAS BEGUN
THE BLOOD
IT FLOWS!
JOIN ME SISTERS
LET US SYNCHRONIZE

>>6162962
I thought they only voice verified if you don't have a facebook, or if your page looks like it's obviously a guy's. They didn't do voice verification for me.

>>6163232
Yeah if you don't have a facebook. They posted some stories of doing voice interviews and finding obvious dudes.

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>>6163120
Fuck you my boobs are sore I can tell it's going to be here soon. But I had this vacation planned for months ;_;

People actually like freckles? My face is full of them.. I thought it was a bad thing


>>6163281
Man I hate when that happens. This is part of the reason why I take the pill. Means I can skip months if stuff comes up.

>>6163354
I would take the pill if I weren't worried about side effects. Also, yes freckles are great. I wish I could kiss each and every one of yours.

>>6163281
>But I had this vacation planned for months ;_;
I hate that. My cycle is kind of irregular so it's tough to plan around. I can stuff my face with painkillers for the cramps but I also get crazy anxious and chest-achingly unhappy sometimes and that really fucks up a vacation.

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Are you more of a Chloe or a Max? Do you have a Chloe or Max in your life right now?

>>6163413

Im more Chloe.
And yeah, actually, the girl I have a crush on is more Max now that you make me think about it.

Well then.

>>6163413
max is a bislut. kissing the friendzone-guy wouldn't be an option if she wasn't.

>>6163447
No1curr, she's gonna marry Chlo and that's all that mattahs

>>6163413
No I don't. Actually I can't bring myself to love or trust anyone right now. I can't like anyone anymore, I just watch them and I start quickly disliking them. I have started to hate people and only wish things go wrong for them even if they like me I want them to fail and get hurt. Something inside of me has broken and there's nothing I can do to fix it.

>>6163466
>I have started to hate people
That's what happens when you spend too much time in online forums...it's inevitable.

>>6163473
Maybe you're right.
>>6163462
The only ending that mattered to me was when science Chloe is disabled and Max helps her end it all.

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>>6163436
Really? Wanna talk about it? I wanna know DEETS anon! give me cute deets!

>>6163510

Well if I ever work up the courage to tell her how much I want her to sit on my face, you yous will be the first to know.

>>6163413
My crush from highschool who is also gay says she's a Max. And I see it. I wonder if that makes me by default a Chloe. Do people see themselves in video games like I think they do? I wonder why she relates to Max so much. I want to pry but I'm not sure how.

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>>6163510
I enlarged that image for absolutely no reason

What happened with the Skype Group?

>>6163854

Why do you keep posting this shit.

>>6163903

If us trannies can't be a part of the lesgen skype group, we're going to ruin it all for you! There will be no skype group - ever!

>>6164003

You're not really doing a good job though, since everyone knows that you're talking shit.

>tfw random girl on campus told me today that I look like a "stylish lipstick lesbro"

Life goal achieved.

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Ok I need help guys. This dude from my college has been trying really hard to be friends with me, and despite him understanding I'm a lesbian and me being aloof to his constant flirting, he's pretty insistent. He's quite spergy, but I'd be fine with being his friend. JUST his friend though, and he doesn't seem to understand how to back off.

He's also way older than me, and I'm a shy friendless loser so I feel a little uncomfortable with the whole thing. If he would just chill out with the flirting I'd be his friend... but idk something seems off about it.
>constantly telling me I'm pretty/cute and getting grumpy when I ignore his compliments
>making sexual jokes constantly
>inviting me to hang out/offering me rides
>texting me constantly
Help? This stresses me out. I'm not even nice to him. He also seems a little manipulative.

>>6164197
>>constantly telling me I'm pretty/cute and getting grumpy when I ignore his compliments
>>making sexual jokes constantly
>texting me constantly

Yoooge warning signals here. Stay the fuck away at any cost. Do not befriend, do not pass go, do not collect $200. There's no way in hell's earth that this guy could ever be "just friends" with you.

You're probably being a typical girl and trying to be nice while hoping your distance makes him take the hint. Well he's a sperg, so that's not gonna happen. You're going to have to be at least a little rude if you want him to go away, but it'll be for the best.

>>6164248
I guess it's sort of naive to think that just because he knows I'm a lesbian he's going to leave me alone... Why are males always like this. Literally incapable of being friends.

>>6164197
Don't try to sacrifice your comfort for the sake of his autistic feelings. If you gotta step on his toes for him to get the message that's just something you gotta do. Do not befriend him. Avoid him. Block his number. Be rude if you need to. Sometimes a look of disgust is all you need. Tell him to leave you alone.

Are lesbians even real or is it all just in their heads. It's a choice isn't it?

Freckles on butt. Is it possible?

>>6164299
Oh hi, you're the autist friend aren't you?
Leave >>6164287 alone or we're going to get our best burly butches over there to smack you around with their toolboxes.

>>6164287
From what men tell me, men and women are basically 95% incapable of being just friends. Most straight men don't like to pay attention to women unless they're fuckable and they can imagine they'll have a chance one day.

>>6164327
According to dudes, all your dude friends have thought something sexual about you at least once. They make awful friends. So let's stop talking about those pieces of literal trash.

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What's do you wish your gf would do for you right now, lesgen?

I could really use a neck massage and some warm soup, then humping vaginas for an hour before sleep.

Anime posters, SU posters, and now LiS posters are guaranteed not to be AFAB lesbians. Sorry.

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>>6164420
You will never know what it's like to have your very own vagina get soaking wet on it's own while your clitoris is massaged by a qt cis lesbian who genuinely sees you as a girl.

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Cute anime girls incoming.

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>>6164542
I'm okay with this.

picunrelated

>>6164327
True I guess...

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I think I'm finally about to move on from my ex. We're still friends, but I don't see her often or sleep with her anymore so those are good signs. It's not easy, desu. And honestly, she's kind of a bitch most of the time when we text. It just feels very 50/50, as if I'm catching her at a bad time.

Is this normal behavior? I've only been with her so I can't compare it to any other girl.


In other news: this bartender said I looked like Nico from Velvet Underground. That felt good! Esp. cause I'm also German.

>>6164565
I HAD ONE OF THOSE SETS.
I loved it so much, even though everything it made tasted pretty gross and resulted in gastrointestinal disturbances.

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>>6164420
What if I post gay cartoon princesses?

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>>6164848
I WANTED ONE SOOOO BAD
EVERY TIME IT CAME ON A COMMERCIAL ON TV
WHICH WAS EVERY DAY

I was spoiled and got most of what I wanted as a kid but for some reason my parents never got me any Doctor Dreadful stuff...

>>6164287
Brody, I know the feeling. They always want something more. When they don't, it's only because they're in relationships. Telling them you're gay doesn't work always. They'll still obsess if you continue to be friends. I've gotten in REALLY bad situations that I've disclosed on here in the past due to this kind of situation.

Just be honest. Don't let your need to be polite get in the way. Tell them point blank that they make you uncomfortable, that you don't like it. You don't need to be friends with this guy. You really don't. What does he even offer you that makes you tolerate his presence?

>>6164327
What sucks is if your solos friend material, and the hit quickly mistakes friendship for something more. It's more about guys thinking "oh hey its a bro in a woman's body! The perfect fuck." It ruins everything. You really could be good friends, but a lot of young men think with their dicks around women.

It is more about men being unable to stop their dicks than it is about men and women being incompatible friends.

>>6164997
>creepy crawlers
Those were super fun too. I loved all the shitty "DIY" crap that was popular back then.

I would never have gotten one if it hadn't been a present from someone and I'm surprised I was allowed to use it. My mom was really strict about my sugar/garbage intake.

>>6165045
For an example, is blow smoke rings with my old friends, all male, and they would say it looks like I'm sucking dick. Really? Like they didn't look like they were smoking dick when they tried. It's just obnoxious. I'm glad I'm away from them, though I do miss playing dnd and being shitty nerds together.

>>6165132
Basically, if you're pretty this shit will happen

>>6165145
>>6165132
>>6165045
They are garbage. GAS THEM NOW

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Do you understand this feel, /lesgen/?

>>6165145
I'm not pretty enough for a girlfriend but I'm pretty enough for a dandruffy neckbear to get molesty with me... Life is pain.

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>>6165310
Are you me? I love posting that image. Along with this one.

So who here grows beard hairs? I mean, I grow soft white blonde mustache hairs, but I also grow thick curling dark chin hairs. I don't get it. It pisses me off. Get too close to my face and you'll see my tiny white mustache, with wispy weight long hairs at the very edges of my lips, and dark curling hairs under my chin. I pull the dark ones. I sometimes shave the light ones. It's frustrating.

>>6165611
The chin hairs only amount to maybe 7 tops, but they're frustrating. Especially because I'm short and muscled. It's a bad impression at worst.

>>6164287
I think it's more likely that any not completely shitty dudes are aware of what signals you're sending out and leave you alone and that guy is just really fucking creepy and needs someone to beat some sense into him, because I'm good friends with many males who have never tried to get into my pants once they knew I was a lesbian.

>>6165929
Yeah I guess that was a hasty generalization. A lot of guys act chill about it but if anything this one got way more into me once I told him that. One of my friends told me that she's encountered guys who are just really into lesbians for some reason. Maybe that's it.

>>6165920

Holy shit I know this pain, and it is the absolute worst

>>6165952
Yeah, some guys are just creeps like that. I've been told gay guys run into similar upon occasion, women who think they have the magical gay-curing vagina. The only solution I've found is to be mean. People like that aren't worth expending the effort to be nice to.

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I don't post on this board, so I'll ask this somewhere else if it's not the right thread to ask... but when did you know you were interested in girls?

I find men attractive but am disgusted by the thought of sex with them and think I might be repressing the thought of being a lesbian (as cliche as it sounds); I feel disgust initially towards sex with any gender but find my eyes following women, staring at boobs, etc, and thinking about how nice it would be. I get nervous and tongue tied.

What did you guys do to come to terms with things, especially when you feel like it's 'wrong', I guess from conditioning, despite knowing it's not...if that makes sense? I'm sure I'm probably closeted but could use some advice.

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>>6163382
>you will never have a qt gf kiss all of your freckles
>mfw

>>6164327
>Leave >>6164287 alone or we're going to get our best burly butches over there to smack you around with their toolboxes.
I volunteer. I'm not butch but I throw a good punch.

>>6164197
>>6164287
Legit, these are the sorts of guys who rape their "friends." He's throwing off major warning signs. Get the actual flying fuck away from this guy.

If you want help figuring out how to tell him off, I'd be happy to lend a hand. This sort of shit can be really hard for people with certain personality types, so don't feel bad if it doesn't come naturally. If we knew each other in person I'd be happy to tell him off for you, even.

>>6164312
If you do lots of nude sunbathing or wear a lotta g-string bikinis. Freckles are caused by UVA so it's gotta be exposed to sunlight.

>>6164327
>tfw best friend is male
>tfw he's aromantic/asexual
feelsgoodman.jpg

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>>6166036
Yeeeah you sound gay to me. You watch/read porn at all?

Unfortunately I don't have advice for internalized homophobia since I've never had that.

If it helps, being a lesbian IS genuinely fucking awesome. Wouldn't trade it for the world. If it turns out you are one of us, you've basically just won the lottery imo.

>>6166036
this is rp

>>6166036
I think I always found girls pretty, but when I was younger, I just convinced myself that EVERYONE finds girls pretty. If anyone asked me what boy I had a crush on, I always just named the most boring and inoffensive boy in my class, just so people would stop bugging me. But at the same time, I was trying to tell myself that eventually I would figure out how to like boys, like everyone else. And as I got older I just started realizing that I'd never like boys, because they're gross as fuck.

There's definitely a lot of internalized hangups to deal with. You should do some soul searching, find some girls to kiss or whatever. I'm available if you want to try out the latter.

>>6166071
Where were you when one guy choked me and the other went for the rape? I could have really used a friend like you.

Anyway I wrote an old high school friend a song/poem like I do all my friends, but she was the one who made me realize how gay I was. This doesn't sound too shitty does it? It's free form, obviously

You have the will to fight
You have a booming might
Break free from the shell

You might as well

You have a blooming heart
Your voice a bell
Your past may tell

But you'll be moving on
Lives may part
But your heart will swell

Some prices you may pay
Some memories fade away

You must be moving on

But you'll still know
Your prospects will grow

Your future is well won

Not too cringy is it?

>>6166123
Of course it spa like shit. I'll try to delete it. It's shit.

>>6166131
Fuck. I'm just a mess.

>>6166123

It's not that bad! It's clearly gay as fuck, but I enjoyed it.

I have an English degree so i can be an authority here. It's not immortal verse or anything but your prosody is solid, and this is well on par with most modern song writing, you could sell it to Adele or Beyonce in a New York minute.

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>>6166123
I'm sorry, anon. I would have been there if I could.

>>6166139
Fuck I do this for all my friends birthdays, but this is the first one I did without humor. Most of my songs are jokes. This was the first one I did some what serious. I guess I don't delete it. I edited the format a bit but hopefully she'll be like the others and be all like "you wrote this? Oh woooow" and I can get on with my life.

Thanks for the compliments anon. I really appreciate it.

>>6166152

Don't delete it. I mean, she may take it completely the wrong way and your life will be pain, but that's not relevant. You have some talent, develop it.

>>6166089
sorry, I don't know what that means. and sorry if my post came off as super lame, I'm sure you guys have plenty of people that come on here to 'troll', but I'm genuinely wondering because I want to get over this and get over my hang ups that I obviously have

>>6166103
The times I've kissed guys I couldn't wait for it to be over; it wasn't unpleasant, per say, but I'd always look at them after that in disgust and extreme judgement? I don't even know, it was like they're no longer good anymore or as if I was looking for a reason not to like them anymore, despite how horrible that sounds.

the more I think about it, the more I start thinking about how when I was younger I focused more on my female friends; initially I thought I was jealous, but now I realize it goes beyond that, haha.

I've got a lot of shit to work through, you're right about that. I should probably just say fuck it and start kissing some people.

>>6166088
I read a lot of porn, actually, but it's always been focused on men (or growing up, yaoi). maybe this is more proof that I was actively avoiding women, since it made me more uncomfortable than the thought of two men ever did.

That does make me feel a little better, though, women are pretty bad ass in general. Thank you for the reply, anon, I've probably got a lot of shit I need to work through, but at least I have a start

>>6166211
I can identify with avoiding porn with women in it because of some internalised homophobia, though not to the degree of reading yaoi. (Or anything with guys in it.) I still shy away from sexualising women sometimes because I feel like I'm wrong or bad. I figure I just have to kiss more girls.

>>6166175
Damn.

I just have to wait for their reply. I'll keep it as is for now. I miss the hell out of that girl. Constant poop jokes and other crass humor that just tickled me pink.

And thank you again. I have so many interests like illustration and science (geology) that I've never focused too hard on writing, but I keep writing all my friends birthday songs. I mean fug, I spent the evening drawing an extinct elephant until I came up with the courage to write that song for her. Just, thanks anon. I was really freaked out posting it.

>>6166248
not the same anon but I think it was really good, I didn't get a clingy vibe at all. It was a little dramatic, but that's how poems are meant to be in my opinion because it gets the point across when you have so little to do it with.

Makes me want to take writing back up

How do you ask a girl if she wants to be your girlfriend, lesgen?

I've been in love with this chick from uni for more than a year. She's been really nice to me and even dropped a lot of gay hints. The problem is that we are both really shy, but she expects me to be the dominant one, as she likes to be protected and I also look way dykier than her. I have never done this in my life, and am afraid of rejection. I am meeting her today. Halp

>>6166495
have you gone on any dates that weren't as friends? have you kissed yet even? If not, don't ask her to be your gf.

if you're stuck in the """friendzone""", then just keep hanging out with her, wait for the mood to be right, and go in for the kiss (don't actually kiss her since you're at uni, and that constitutes assault on a college campus. instead, stop a centimeter in front of her face, and let her close the distance).

>>6166615
>wait for the mood to be right
not that anon, but how do you tell if the mood is right?

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>>6166495
Ask her out on a date first. Asking her to be your gf right off the bat is coming on too strong. I find bluntness to be very effective. "Hey, I like you. Would you like to go out on a date?" Be very specific that it is a date, because otherwise she'll just think you're asking to hang out as friends or whatever.

And then if she expresses interest, suggest an activity and a time you're free. If you know each other pretty well already you can start off with something like a dinner date or some other evening activity you both enjoy. Make sure you get definitive plans locked down, though, don't leave it at "let's go out sometime" or whatever.

>>6166615
>if you're stuck in the """friendzone""", then just keep hanging out with her, wait for the mood to be right, and go in for the kiss
Oh god never do this. Never, ever do this. Especially if you're socially awkward.

>>6166239
>>6166211

R-E-L-A-T-E

When I was a little weeaboo girl, I was looking for manga on eBay and discovered "yaoi". I didn't get into the actually sexual stuff - this was years before puberty anyway, I was like 10 - but the lighter stuff. My female friends were super into it too, so I could deny there was anything weird, but in hindsight it went way beyond "this is qt", it was definitely a way for me to explore homosexuality back when it was still basically invisible in the west and super taboo. Whereas yuri made me super uncomfortable and I wouldn't even my eyes linger over it because I couldn't risk actually liking it, in yaoi I got two people who looked like girls but because they weren't, I could enjoy it without feeling like it had to mean anything.

I don't know why I typed all that out but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6166495
just be yourself :)

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>>6166248
Ohh, it was you who wrote that song geoanon?
Well I wish you luck in seducing her via lyrical sentiments.

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>>6166709
Those feet look dirty but I am mesmerized by her hand on her butt.
>tfw a qt girl will never put her ass on display for you

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>>6166940
They're not dirty anon, that's just shadows.

What are your favorite words?

Mine are tangerine (tanjure-een) and paradigm.


Also who here is hot? I hang here because I'm a "homey" looking person. The bars and beaches are not a place for me.

>>6164420
What does any and all of that mean?

>>6166954

I'm a butterface and I accept this. Could be worse. I at least like my legs and butt.

>enigma
>illusion
>sapphire
>quartz

My least favorite word is "photosynthesis" because it makes me fuggin lisp speaking it.

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would you complain if this had happened to you?

>>6167014

Fug no. I'd be flattered and take her by the hand to the airplane restroom right away.

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>>6167014
>supported ben carson

Hahahahahahaha what

>>6164359
Lets get some shit straight about you guys thinking straight men want to fuck you all the time. we fucking don't. I'm a goddamn expert on this, none of my friends even jerk off to lesbian porn. All me and my friends do is talk sex and other shit but mostly sex and NONE of them jerk off to lesbian porn. No one likes lesbian porn, it fucking sucks. Even my dyke sister says she likes straight porn better. I don't know a guy that's specifically into lesbian or even really like them much more. I asked my sister if straight guys ever hit on her after knowing she's a lesbian and she said like one time, but to be fair she's a fucking bull dyke.

Do we want to fuck lesbians? If they're hot, WHICH is highly fucking unlikely. I've been around a lot of fucking lesbians and you guys have maybe like a 10% hot rate imo. And thats pretty much only lipstick lesbians.

Can guys and lesbian be friends? Yeah, of course. Just like if I'm friends with a gay guy, he's not gonna jerk off on me if I look away.
Most of you guys are cunts and are super defensive, the ones that aren't are pretty fun.

^ Literal man child alert. The y chromosome and autism has been securely linked.

>>6167014
Lel I'm actually from Portland and I'm flying to Vegas in a few. Does it work both ways?

>>6165020
>>When they don't, it's only because they're in relationships. Telling them you're gay doesn't work always. They'll still obsess if you continue to be friends. I've gotten in REALLY bad situations that I've disclosed on here in the past due to this kind of situation.
This. This has happened to me a few times unfortunetly too. Had a guy try to pin me down and try to take my pants off.

>>6167089
Disgusting. Don't trust them. I know it's the female nature to be kind and shit but we just can't trust these crazy fucks.

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>>6167079
Sorry that lesgen has triggered you bruv.

Look - tons of lesbians have experiences like this, and that's what we're talking about. Actual life experiences. I'm sure most straight guys don't care about lesbians either way, but if even 5-10% do, that's a ton of assholes that our 2% of the population have to deal with.

Tons of straight guys still aren't comfortable around gay guys either.

>no one likes lesbian porn

http://brobible.com/life/article/most-popular-search-terms-2014/

>>6167098
>http://brobible.com/life/article/most-popular-search-terms-2014/
Fuck, well I am wrong then.
Maybe my generation grew up with MILF porn and we don't stray much.
Also what the fuck is up with AUS's top porn star being Kim Kardashian? Tasteless degenerates.
>even 5-10% do, that's a ton of assholes
Another solid point.
>Tons of straight guys still aren't comfortable around gay guys either.
I guess I live in a really liberal area so it's hard for me to not be too biased.

Sorry anon, you're right. I get wound up arguing with MTFs and I took it out on you guys.

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>you didn't have a girlfriend in high school to take to prom

>>6167115
No problemo.

>>6167121
>you will never attend prom with your girlfriend
>unless there's illegal shit going on

Iktf

>>6167121
I actually went to my prom about two weeks ago with my girlfriend. I figured that it's my senior year, I'm 18 and this is the last time I'd get to do this sorta thing before college. We did have to sneak around the prom hall because Lutheran school but other than that it was great.

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>>6167155
You bitch. I will now post aesthetically pleasing lesbians.

>>6167155
Ugh I'm obscenely jealous. I only properly accepted my gayness a few weeks before my formal (prom), so I basically just had to deal with my annoying ex beard all night.

>>6167121
gay couples at my school, weren't allowed at prom

>>6167121

B-but I did.
She wore a nice dress and I wore a super dykey suit.

That was like nine years ago now. Fucking hell.

>>6167121
All the girls I had crushes on were straight and also at my debs...

>>6167578
That's super cute anon. Do you keep in touch?

>>6168178

We do actually, even though we split a few years ago now.
We dont chat all that often, but it's really nice to see her and hang out from time to time.

>>6168341
Awesome! I'm happy for you, sounds like a nice friendship at least

>>6168395

Yeah, it's good! It would really suck if we couldnt still be friends, it'd sour all the memories of university and stuff you know?

>>6167482
My school too. But gays still went in couples. Idk how the administration ever intended to enforce that rule given they couldn't even enforce dress code.

I remember one lady telling me specifically that I couldn't buy couple tickets with another girl at lunch. Then next day my gf came by saying "oh hey bought our couple tickets for prom btw".

Student council wasn't enforcing their rules, even if they were a single person could just walk up and say "hey give me two tickets at the couple price" and done, no one was all "PROVE YOUR SAME SEX COUPLENESS FIRST". And then going into prom there was no check. Taking pictures was chill. Same sex couples danced together. Teachers weren't stopping shit.

I remember a couple gay kids were all "WE HAVE TO DO SOME PROTEST ABOUT THIS NO-GAY PROM RULE" and everyone else was very "nah why? the administration doesn't actually have authority, just go like normal and if they say shit cuss them out like we do about any time they try to say shit about anything else".

The only "protest" I kinda saw was a couple guys wearing a dress and girls wearing suits because there was supposedly a rule that you couldn't do that at prom but no one actually said shit to them at prom so idk if that was a legit rule or just some rumor rule.


Man I loved prom though. It was funner than I thought it was gonna be. Senior year was great in general way. Especially how apathetic yet rebellious everyone was to the new administration.

/Lesgen, I have a problem.

I've been in a FWB relationship with a bislut for a over a year. Regular sex and cuddling are nice, she's a 10/10 straight girly beauty and all that. So life was good. Then I met a proper femme in a university party and we kinda started to see each other.

Naturally I called quits with my fbw. It all worked out but today she messaged how she actually loved me. Not I'm kinda torn up because nothing's simple and I don't know what to do.

>>6169170

Well do you return the bislut's feelings and did you ever want to date her? Which one makes better wife material?

>>6169170
> Now I'm kinda torn up because nothing's simple and I don't know what to do.

Except it is, and you're making an issue where there are none.
You called quits, no? She did not object to the end of the relationship, no?
So there's nothing between you that'd hinder this new involvement.

Instead it's like >>6169194 wrote - you just got a choice, not an issue, a choice. No one's hurt yet as that'd constitute an issue.

>>6169194
I don't actually. The bislut is kinda fantastic, she's in a good educational program, feminine and gas an athletic body. My "gf" on the other hand is proper, gold star lesbian with good qualities. So they're both wife material. I've known the bislut for a long time while the lesbian for much shorter period.

Goddammit, why life has to be so hard?

>>6169170
I'd ask the fwb what she really wants. Meet up with her in person to talk and get to the bottom of if she really wants a solid relationship and do you really want one with her.

In the end though I'd prob stay with the femme. Just because bislut had over a year with you to reveal any feelings but waited till you called it quits. Seems likely she misses orgasms more than actually loves you. Gotta pay attention to what people do more than what they say. She says she loves you but what has she ever actually done to prove it? If proper femme is seeing you and doing you the way she should listen to that action more than anything.

>>6169224
>>bislut had over a year with you to reveal any feelings but waited till you called it quits. Seems likely she misses orgasms more than actually loves you.
This anon. Fuck her she misses getting fucked, not you. Ditch her and get the cute goldstar.

>>6169264
I'll probably talk to her about things and see how it works out. Or I'll marry them both, I dunno.

>>6169297
Seems risky. Be good to current femme gf and honest with her about this kinda shit or else you'll end up cheating and being the worst kinda cunt.

>>6169297
Half of /Lesgen would be willing concubines so go for it, Anon.

Who's watching eurovision rn?

>>6169223
Here's the thing. You had a fwb relationship with that ho. And the whole time she never asked for more. Now she sees herself being put in 2nd place. I don't want to make people out to be shallow, but why did it take you getting a girlfriend for her to see she likes you? It's suspicious. She had you that whole time and wasn't self-aware enough to say anyhing, maybe she messaged you drunk. She didnt say anyting in persom or on the phone. Now you've committed to dating a proper lesbian. If I were in your shoes I'd tell her that I'm conflicted but that option with her has passed. For now you need to work on your relationship with your girlfriend.

>>6169646
I'm watching the X files movie while cuddling with my cat on my couch.

>>6167014
Yes I would. I even get uncomfortable with my hot bi friend's advances on me when she's drunk (whom I've even fantasized of many times before).

Needless to say, I don't know what I want, probably.

>>6169646
Will watch the finale saturday.

>>6169792
>I don't know what I want, probably.

Well you clearly don't want pussy with the way you're acting.

>>6169646
What the fuck is this gay shit? Typical eurofaggotry.

>>6169958
Intimacy scares me ;_;

Does anyone have a good tutorial on how to become a lesbian? Preferably something up to date and teaching along it the basics of a solid production-ready framework. I already know some bits of heterosexuality if that helps, though I've read on Pussy Overflow it can be a handicap for beginners since lesbianism apparently doesn't subscribe to a penis-oriented paradigm.

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>>6169792
Wouldn't wanna fuck a drunk chick, personally. I don't wanna be anybody's regret tomorrow morning.

I mean, I guess it depends how drunk. If she's just tipsy or whatever it's fine.

>>6170164
>how to become a lesbian
Something something born this way

You asking how to fuck chicks? Cuz we can tell you how to fuck chicks.

>>6169646
Who are you cheering for, anon?

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>>6170164
Repeat this again in english, nerd.

>>6170188
It's a post-postmodern post applying to lgbt issues the craze in the programming field to stay up to date with the latest technology. I'm an auteur, girl.

>>6170224

Ok.jpg

>tie up girl
>scream YOU'RE A LESBIAN at her over and over
>do this 24/7 for at least one whole year
>don't forget to feed her healthy meals every day or she'll die
>wild fish preferable for increased lesbianism
>eventually she'll come to believe you or just pretend to make you stop

Ta-dah! New lesbian.

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>>6170224
Fucking what?

Pretension: Not Even Once

>>6170285
>that dough face
No.

>>6170164
I have to stick a cup up my vagina right now. But I'm going to boil it first so it's nice a clean. Then I'm going to kill myself because I forgot how much I hate menstrual cycles.

Litten 4 life

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>>6170523
>PROPERLY SYNCED
ONE OF US
N
E
O
F
U
S

I won't stop until all of lesgen is synced
We bleed as one

>>6170183
Russia

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>>6170861
>>6170523
I'm also bleeding from the vagina right now.

How many of us are there?

>>6170917

It's looking like I'm going to be RSVPing to this event pretty soon, too.

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>>6170917
Me :( i've been having cramps for over a week and it's just started trickling

>>6170917
yo first day cramp day hell sup

god giving me horrible cramps and yet being a lesbian seems cruel af. Like why? For what purpose?

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>>6170970
Holy fuck pearl is so cute

Hehehehe properly synced with my su anon. Seems like the universe wants us to be as emotional as possible for Thursday.

SOON YOU ALL SHALL BE JOINED INTO THE BLEEDING FOLD

>>6170917
Yup, sign me up on the bullshit train

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>>6170917
>>6170963
>>6170970
>>6171018
>>6171025
YES
THE BLOOD SHALL FLOW
WE BLEED AS ONE
WE CLOT TOGETHER
THE BLOOD PACT IS SEALED

>>6171047
Calling it now, next gen better be period synching edition.

>tfw used to sync with ex gf
>give each other massages, finger each other off, bake extra chocolate brownies together, comfy af
>no more gf

y liv

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>>6170963
>>6170970
>>6171018
>>6171025
>>6171047
So... six, by my count. That's actually pretty impressive.

Third day here. I always get (usually mild) cramps on day 1 or 2. Still bleeding heavily, but not waterfall status. So we're not perfectly synced up, but pretty close.

>>6171066
>tfw no qt3.14 nerd gf to sync periods with and cuddle up with brownies
Reasons to live: 0

>>6170963
Me as well.

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>>6171122
You lucky fuck. You don't get the kind that wake you up at 3am.

The only escape is furious masturbation.

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>>6171158
I've gotten them before. They were god damn awful. For a few periods I had absolutely excruciating, nothing-helps-just-curl-up-and-cry cramps. Knock on wood, but those seem to have stopped.

Most of the time I get cramps that are mostly irritating because they're persistent. But a few ibuprofen and an orgasm or two will generally clear that right up. Occasionally I have periods without cramps at all.

>>6171158
I'm not some ~holistic natural medicine~ nut but ginger root capsules work well for my cramps + are cheap

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>>6171154
SISTER
WE BLEED AS ONE

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>>6171175
You lucky soul. I can hardly fit a giant tampon info my tiny vagina.

For that, you get the skull.

>>6171158
I try but I can barely masturbate more than once on the rag.

I always hear "exercise a little" or "masturbate" for cramps but I have negative motivation for any of that when cramping. I'm the laziest, least horny and can't eat when cramping.

Thankfully it only lasts 1-2 days.

Weed kinda helps. At least it puts my mind on other things for a while and lets me relax enough to sleep.

>>6171209
Tampons kinda make cramps worse ime. I usually use only pads on cramp days.

So I hear if it's your birthday today (and you're a qt grill) you have to receive a kiss from everyone in lesgen.

I don't suppose you guys would know anyone like that, would you?

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>>6171240
I used to smoke the ganj when on my period, but people hate the smell. It kind of helped, but cramps would eventually leak past the high and ruin everything. The real solution is downing four beers. Can't feel jack shit through that. I like fitting the beer living geologist stereotype.

Hmm, not my turn for another couple of weeks. I am synced to the day with a friend though, it's pretty gross. Although if I can't remember when I'm coming on I can always ask her which is handy.

I get the worst cramps. They'll wake me up, and make it so that I can't get comfortable for hours (even with pain killers). Also get bad pains at least twice throughout my period - on the first 1-2 days and then again mid-way through. Almost tempted to try the pill but I hear it makes it easier to store fat, and I don't need that in my life

>>6171276
I feel too bloated drinking that much beer when not on my period.

I bake it just about all my weed. I hate the mess of the ashes and bullshit cleaning a pipe and smoke smell getting into things. Plus I buy in bulk and turning that bulk into bulk butter makes it last forever.

Also love baking. Weed banana bread 4ever.

Btw if you're in 4chan you're a Max, not a Chloe. Period.

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>>6171258
I think... that might be you?! Let me smother you with smooches.

And drag my bloody cunt on your thigh~

>>6171252
I need to get another solution than tampons. When my cervix is all descended my vag gets so short that the tampon can rub against my urethra and make me need to pee constantly, which then means I need a new tampon. It gets real fucking expensive real quick.

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>>6171320
4 beers mean at least 3 hours of drinking. You down just pound em. I always get nice beer too. Chicago has too many good breweries to not get nice beer.

I used to make weed chocolate and weed lollipops when I wasn't living with shit heads who can't stand it anywhere near them. Coconut oil makes the best extractions. Raspberry flavored chocolate mustache lollipops were my party favor before I moved in with em. I was invited to every damn party. Now I make hollow chocolate shots, but it's not the same.

>>6171355
Oh and white chocolate with dried blueberries or crushed oreos. When I make something, I make it nice.

>sitting here on the toilet dripping black blood
>cramping up like a motherfucker
I wish I were dead

>>6171355
>Coconut oil makes the best extractions.
It really fucking does.

I make an even mix of weed butter and weed coconut oil. I love the coconut oil because it's simple enough if I don't wanna full on bake I can just make a little smoothie with a small spoon of the coco oil.

But I still just love butter for baking.

>>6171355
>>6171418
Shut up you disgusting drug-using filth. Weed is so unattractive holy shit.

>>6171334
Just shove a wad of toilet paper into your panties as a customizable pad

>>6171425
>kek pretending to have pms too

awe that's cute but trannies can't get periods

>>6171418
I also use a slowcooker for extraction. Cause fuck it I got one. So great for that shit.

Anyway lull in the cramp pain rn. Gonna go make brownies before they come back.

>>6171328
Really? I would say everyone would be a Chloe: angsty, mental issues, artistic, etc.

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>>6171209
I've got a tiny vagina too, actually. Well, width-wise. It's very narrow and long.

Also what the fuck is that gif.

>>6171240
Yeah, I have that problem too. My period generally makes me even hornier than usual, but nothing gets me in the mood LESS than painful cramping.

>>6171252
I've always felt like inserting a tampon makes it worse, but I can't imagine why and kinda figure it's probably all in my head.

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>>6171444
Not even playing. Not allowed in New Lesbos. Not allowed in the new world. You and all the other LiS, SU, and anime posters will die.

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Why am I watching Schindler's List, lesgen? This movie makes me want to fucking kill myself.

>>6171425
They have their uses. If you don't let such things distract from the work you need to do they can really complement a life. I still get good grades and work hard. I also get too paranoid with too much weed, so I moderate.

But hey, if you're going to blindly gate, you're going to blindly hate. Imma keep being happy and chill.

Gave a short presentation on platybelodons today. Presented all my illustrations. Was the only person who gave a presentation who actually got laughs. Made it like a circus show. It takes so little effort to get people to laugh. Always worth it. They may think I'm strange and unapproachable, but they always fucking laugh at my jokes.

>>6171465
>I've always felt like inserting a tampon makes it worse, but I can't imagine why and kinda figure it's probably all in my head.

nah it's a fact. Tampons putting bit more pressure on the area and more clotting leads to worse cramps. It's not that no tampon will get rid of cramps but it'll ease the intensity some.

But it's a risk for me because if I go to just pads on heavy flow cramp days I'm more likely to stain.

>>6171481

No spoilers pls

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>>6171505
But how? Cramps are muscle spasms in the uterus. Are people shoving their tampons right up against the cervix or what?

And yeah, I could never use pads. Cramps > pads.

>>6171507
SPOILER ALERT: It will make you want to fucking kill yourself.

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>>6171481
Watch Danger 5 then. It's fucking amazing. Every single moment is fucking amazing. The mission: kill Hitler. First season is 60s style spy missions and it is absolutely absurd and amazing. Second season is 80s style and it is just unbelievably funny. Everyone I show it to is blown away. It's an Australian production and by far the best thing to ever come out of that country. I get the feeling you'll love Ilsa and maybe Claire. They're sexy as fuck. The entire show is sexy, fast paced, and unbelievably creative. It's my mission in life to get everyone to watch it.

>JOHNNY HITLER
>MY FRIEND
>"YOU HIT A WOMAN!" "I HIT A NAZI!"

etc etc. It's on Netflix. You have no excuse.

>>6171527
Yes, that's Hitler blasting a ruby eyed wolf man with his power stream. (All words from the show).

>JONNY HITLER?
>I HEARD HE HATES BOOKS AND JUICE

>>6171514

I know you hate animu, but check out "Grave of Fireflies". It always cheers me up fast after I watch a sad movie.

>>6171491
A supporter of the degenerate lifestyle. Twelve hours in the stocks accompanied by 10 spankings.

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>>6171553
You shit. Watch Danger 5 instead. It will destroy you. Every moment is packed with humor, instead of little girls mistaking rocks for candy because she's so delirious with hunger.

Holy fuck. Just watch Danger 5. Just watch it. Don't make me make a mega for you. Just fucking turn on Netflix and watch Danger 5.

>>6171514
>But how? Cramps are muscle spasms in the uterus. Are people shoving their tampons right up against the cervix or what?
>And yeah, I could never use pads. Cramps > pads.

I think it varies person to person and tampons you use. I've read sometimes the tampons for the muscles to work harder/longer because it's blocking the flow. But scientifically it varies too much woman to woman to be for sure.

All I know is if I'm home chilling and cramping I stay off tampon and on pads as much as I can when cramping and it cuts down my pain noticeably.

>>6171572
Oh you sweet madam, you know just what turns me on.

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>>6171591
The paddle is made of used heroin needles.

>>6171580
>not female pandas will abs

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>>6171596
Oh bb, I know you won't treat me too bad. I trust you, mistress.

But no. You never. NEVER. SHIT. ON. MCKENZIE.

He's a fucking hero.

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>>6171596
McKenzie is love
McKenzie is life
He gives his life for those he loves. The white Japanese lion knows no fear.

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>>6171527
Maybe. I think I'ma hit up Person of Interest after this. Or Agents of SHIELD. Something fucking happy.

>>6171553
>animu
>cheering me up
Unlikely, friendo

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>>6171645
I'm telling you, Danger 5 is pure joy. Watch any random episode from either season and I promise you it will be amazing. It is made to make you happy. Try something new. It will bring you joy. Don't make find a youtube clip and spoil the fun of watching it fresh.

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>>6171616
>>6171625
>loves males
It's even worse than I thought. Hetsluts sentenced to death. Get the fuck out of my thread. I'm feeling a cleansing.

>>6171693
you sound like a female version of r9k

>>6171700

>implying that wouldn't be awesome

>>6171710
Nice of you to want to protect your mother's purity, anonamoose, but I think you're a little late to that party.

Lesgen need help.

Friend recently came out, crying and all that and I want to know how to help her.

Introduced her to another lesbian girl that liked her before she came out, was this bad of me?

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>>6171729
Will you introduce me to another lesbian girl who likes me? No SJWs.

>>6171744

I would more than happily try, this girl is opposite of SJW, she's also a footballer (UK kind).

[spoiler]I'm a guy btw[/spoiler]

>>6171744
what about WSJs?

>>6171729
....No? Why would it be?

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>>6171749
Sexy. Will she talk to me about comic books?

Does she have hot abs? Pls say yes.

>>6171751
Wall Street Journals? Financial people are generally very boring, but I'd meet her.

>>6171751
Social justice warriors are annoying, but Warriors for social justice? Dim sum good people.

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For you, cleanseanon.

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>>6171762
>Sexy. Will she talk to me about comic books?

Nah she butch and has abs though.

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>>6171789
Yum. Send her over.

>>6171749
>>6171729
sounds like you're a top lesbro tier friend

>>6171787
Gotta squint to see it. No tits, no thanks. But thanks.

>>6162867
>Cis lesbian

Straight trans girl here.

I am so sorry that AGP "transbians" think they're entitled to fuck you, and I hope that doesn't give you a bad image of the rest of us.

>>6171962

Thanks for coming in to our space yet again and telling us how you want us to feel about you, man. Just can't shake that masculine sense of entitlement, can you?

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>>6171962
It does.

Also, we don't want to talk to or about you. Please leave.

>>6171962

Ignore >>6172020 they're probably transbian.

Personally I've only felt that transbians were the really creepy ones. Though FtMgen definitely has some weirdo gay trans guys too.

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Sup guys.Kinda need writing inspiration so...If you could tell an author to write a story for you (with lesbians of course) what would you want? So far I've got
>No tragic lesbians.
But what would you guys want to see in a story as far as setting, characters, scenes you'd like reading, themes or aesthetics... etc.?

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>>6172044
What genre do you write? All my recommendations are gonna be basically sci-fi action-adventure fluff.

>>6172044
I really like the neurotic type. Stresses over things easy. Love that mindset. Getting into the head of someone with low self esteem, a high drive for perfection, and a need to please contrasting with someone who is a natural leader but also had their own regrets, but is much more stable, that is just fantastic.

What kind of setting you working with?

>>6172044

Horror with some sort of overarching theme touching on an aspect of humanity. Maybe something futuristic but relatable ala The Matrix. With a touch of bitter humor every now and then.

Oh, and age gap romance. Ages 25 and 38 please.

>>6167014

Wasn't there a discussion of a qt Republican gf fetish here a while ago?

The aviatory grope is a classic closeted conservative technique -- c.f. Larry Craig. Is this chick not fap fantasy for half of you now?

>>6172044
Oh, and the build up to war is always a great setting. The tension, the worry, choosing sides, all that shit.

Two students getting masters degrees is also interesting. Alcoholism being a tension in the story. One character having regrets about past relationships/friendships while the other has never been in a relationship creates an interesting dynamic.

>>6172076
I can go from a boring school setting to full on world-building hell... so, whatever I guess!
>>6172081
>pic related
Just kidding. I really like that idea though, and I could put it in any setting.
>>6172082
Fucking love horror...

So:
>Neurotic borderline qt meets natural leader
>in a creepy sci-fi future
>that's fucking terrifying and dangerous
>but there is fluffs
hhhnnng yes

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>>6172116
Sorry didn't see this one before I posted. I love that idea actually, and I would have a good time writing the alcoholism bits.

>>6172119
WHY DIDNT MY PIC POST
>>>pic related

>>6172133
WELL you know just what to do then. Masters degree shit would involve a bit of research to see what it entails but alcoholism is close to many people's hearts. That avoiding of responsability and self hatred rings true for many. Neurotic types relying on something like alcoholism fits together like a comforting hug between two broken people, you get me? *wonk wonk*

>>6169170

fwiw, you won't be able to pin down anybody's self-awareness, understanding of love, tendency to faithfulness, etc. until they're almost 30 (or some would say almost 40). If you're all still under 21 both the femme and the bislut are still wildcards on sexuality even if they say otherwise, so no need to judge too quick on that front either.

tldr, imho go for raw interpersonal chemistry over "wife material" considerations right now, because that'll be what holds a connection when everything else goes haywire, which it will.

>>6172096

She'd be total fap fantasy if she was also super religious. The religious shame and repression is more of a turn-on than Republicanism tbqh

>>6170269
>wild fish

not vegan quinoa?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbQmabJnJjw

>>6171782
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Yummmm. I like this thread

>>6171209
>I can hardly fit a giant tampon info my tiny vagina.

This I imagine would be funny as hell to say offhand to a friend REALLY LOUD at a (hetero) bar with a lot of guys around.

Then say "I kinda want another drink, but I'm outta cash".

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>>6171527

I dunno, season two was kinda disappointing for me.
Season one was absolutely fucking amazing though.


Also fuck year, Civil War tomorrow~~~

>>6172076
>All my recommendations are gonna be basically sci-fi action-adventure fluff.

These sound awesome, hand them out.
Im not the same anon, but I always need ideas too!

>>6172218
I get that, but only if you're marathoning it. If you watch it in batches it holds up well.

I'm so fucking glad someone else has seen it at least. It's like when I introduce people to the man wolf shoe advertising campaign (just Google man wolf shoes youtube) and then mister heavenly Bronx Sniper music video. They just fucking love it. Every time.

tfw no gf

>>6172249
How did that happen?

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>>6172249

>tfw
>no
>gf

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Can anyone recommend me porn actually shot for women? I've been trying and failing to find porn with actors attractive for years, and I recently realized that it's probably because it's all designed for dudes with a fetish for lesbians or some dumb shit
can anyone help me out

I lost track of my question and it's been a few days, so I figure I might as well ask again...Where can I hire a lesbian escort, or a prostitute who's open to doing les stuff? I don't know of any good spots to hang out for that stuff in my area and I'd be super awkward and uncomfortable in social situations.

>>6172328
Sinn Sage.

The camgirls Bbmtl and bunnyg0esh0p are in a relationship and have some videos together on pornhub, but bbmtl is unbearably obnoxious so just mute them.

Some stuff by nubile films is good.

>>6172328

I have yet to find this mystical unicorn. Even seemingly-amateur stuff still has shit like the girls looking into the camera instead of at each other, or two women that look like they're playing with a toy they're going to discard afterwards instead of seeming like they're actually in an intimate relationship together.

The saddest part is that the feminist "porn for women" sites seem to exist solely to put the ugliest, fattest, most hipster women (or trans men) on camera not to make sexy porn, but to make an ~all women are beautiful~ political statement.

My ideal would be where your POV is from like a hidden camera where you can watch two women fucking intimately who look like they're in a actual relationship, have done this before together, and aren't performing for a camera in the room.

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>>6172328
Idk about specific ones but sometimes forhertube is p good. Usually any porn site but I just stick around amateur to get the better shit.

I wanna say this girls name is malena morgan and she does some ok stuff. Like it's often directed by a guy maybe but it's obvious she does enjoy eating pussy and isn't just forcing it for pay.

>>6172328
>>6172402
Ok... I'll make a link list
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1026585308
>girlfriends fux, RIP headphones users.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=492425374
>emotionless girl has a matrix experience
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2097738414
>casuals
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=765747783
>very pretty
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=924285565
>cute homemade

These are my faves

>>6172383
Legit go ask around at a strip club. They might not be prostitutes themselves but they'll know who are and which are the gayest ones.

Also just about any prostitute is gonna be open to les stuff. The whole point of a prostitute is she's paid to be open to anything. You're looking for one that's gonna be good at going down on you or whatever it is you want. So I'd say negotiate with her. Something like half up front, half after you cum.

Sex workers are usually bi. And more often they like it when they get a girl. If only because as kinky as you might worry you are you're probably still not as crazy as some guys and stand less a chance of threatening her. Plus it breaks up the monotony of dickdickdick.

Just have cash.

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Girls are the best. I love them. I want a girlfriend so badly. I don't understand why they can't just give me one. I need them. I love them.

>>6172513
Who is "they"?

>>6172530
The government man. The system. Our world leaders. They won't let me have a girlfriend. Just once I want to feel a girl's lips against muh vulva. Just once I want to have the vacuum powered suction of a girl's mouth on me with dat tongue action. But I cant. Because shits rigged.

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>>6172549

Ikr?
>tfw still no gf

THANKS OBAMA.

>>6172328

search Malena Morgan -- all her stuff is g/g and almost all with female-shot or arty companies like NubileFilms, MetArt, joymii, etc.

SweetheartVideo is female-run and does plots, etc, but it's still bad/annoying acting (usually for fapping I read erotica to get a plot and relationship in my head and use that to get into the porn scene). They have pretty extensive trailers/previews on their site though, and if you google scenes by actress names you can get the full scenes on hub sites.

Viv Thomas (guy) makes almost all g/g porn and was one of the first to do it "classy" -- movie-quality production standards, no music-overs, as much time to foreplay as sex, no cuts -- basically he raised the bar for everyone to about where it is now.

Abby Winters does "amateur-like" in terms of models, locations, production style, but that's the entire point -- they're supposed to look like normal people having normal sex. Again, almost all g/g. It's not quite my taste but it's ridiculously popular -- just very hard to find full scenes on hub sites because they are good at enforcing copyright. Again, search by actresses.

There's several old/dead companies that have produced some really good stuff too, namely GirlKiss (entirely non-nude) and TNV.

And if you're good with solo girls, check out Beautiful Agony -- it's just video of their faces as they masturbate -- pretty amazing.

Final suggestion -- go to the catalog on /gif/ -- the lesbian threads there post clips from quality scenes 95% of the time -- shitty lesbian porn has been disappearing fast.

(downvote Sinn Sage, personally.)

Does anyone have any suggestions for sad movies?

>>6172772
I'm not sure what kind of movies you are looking for, but I am really looking forward to Me Before You

>>6172772
Sad and depressing endings or just your typical tear-jerker movie that's ~hopeful~ at the end?

>>6172803
Generic tear jerkers please. (Though I'm not completely against the former)

>>6172814

The Land Before Time :^)

Milk makes me cry erry time.
Maybe The Sixth Sense and The Truman Show IIRC.
I don't cry easily, so those are the only ones I can think of right now.

>>6172772
anything French.

Would you be impressed if I had a nice car?

I can't stop falling in love with hair stylists ahhh

>>6173032
Not sure if it'd really be impressive, but it'd be cute if you liked your car and were proud of it, even a shitty car would be okay for that I think

>>6173032
I'd probably be more intimidated than impressed tbqh

>>6173047
The kind whose boobs get in your face when she cuts the front?

>>6173056
No, the kind that slow mo rubs her hands through your hair when she washes it. Ay dios.

>>6173032
I'd ogle a fancy car, but I'm much more impressed by a practical, well-researched purchase.

>>6173146
I'd only be attracted to a Subaru, with a cat bumper sticker. Because I appreciate irony.

>>6173162
I'm unironically attracted to Subarus, it's slightly embarrassing to be such a stereotype.

So gimme some advice. Girl I like has short nails. She's femme. I thought maybe it's because she exercises? I've never seen a girl at the gym with talons.

>>6173162
>>6173204
I wouldn't give a girl a second look if she drove a subaru.

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>>6172218
CIVIL WAR GET HYPE

Seriously it's AMAZING. I'm seeing it for the third time tomorrow.

>>6172231
I was compiling a list but then I took a nap because I had a headache and now I'm too lazy to pull it together again.

>>6172295
TOO REAL

>>6172328
The lesbian stuff in the PornHub For Women section actually ain't half-bad.

>>6173032
Not rly.

>>6173162
>>6173204
'Ey bby

>>6173204
I'm unironically attracted to tons of lesbian stereotypes.

One day I will find a stocky qt tomboy with a dyke voice and butch walk to make my pillow while we watch women's soccer in bed, eating something locally farmed, with our newly adopted smoosh-faced kitten. One day...

>>6173214
what advice? short... nail advice?

she could also play piano

>>6163413
Too Max for my taste. Trying to be more Chloe.

>>6173247
Advice as in am I being too hopeful? But now I wonder if she has more talents other than dat ass.

>>6173241
>not rly.
I'm not asking you. You're the one anon I'm not attracted to.

>tfw no clingy introverted gf who doesn't need any friends, only you

>>6173214
>I wouldn't give a girl a second look if she drove a subaru.
They're good mountain cars tho.

>>6173289
They ugly tho. I live in Oregon. Every fucking person drives an ugly ass subaru.

>>6173296
I favor practicality over aesthetics when it comes to tools.

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>>6173328
I only enjoy things with aesthetics. Hence my collection of slim, average to attractive young lesbians. Cute girls don't drive subarus.

>>6173339

>tfw slim average young femme lesbian

>tfw no gf with a practical car, practical clothes, practical yet feminine hair, practical life...

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>>6173358
Practical is rarely fun, anon.

>>6173339
>Cute girls don't drive subarus.
Oh they definitely do where I live.

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>>6173371
Post proof. I hate outdoor activities.

>>6173339
Well you do you, as long as you're not the type to be surprised and offended when selecting for aesthetics doesn't produce functional results.

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>>6173384
Keep that tone in check, bitch.

>>6173379
Gross! Oregon is wasted on you.
I don't creepshot, so no proof.

>>6173369

I just want a simple lady with simple pleasures.

One who finds utmost happiness in cuddling on the couch, maybe gardening and working on her car and hiking and going out to eat in the evenings and then at night coming home and getting on top of me and biting my boobies and fucking me against a wall.

Like I said, simple pleasures.

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>>6173395
Then we know who's lying. You hairy armpit beasts are the worst. Get out of my thread, no uggos allowed.

>>6173397
So you switched from practicality to simplicity? Those are actually different concepts.

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>>6173405
>Those are actually different concepts.

Can we not have both?

>>6173255
its probably a bit hopeful to assume she goes to the gym or plays piano or w/e just cause she has short nails, i mean some people just dont like them long

>>6173241
Civil War was okay, but boring. The only great things were the action scenes and Spider-Man. The rest is the same old shit, with absolutely no consequences. Winter Soldier was better.

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>>6173255
Pls. Don't lie to me bby.

>>6173478
>mfw

>>6173495
It's okay, you'll have plenty of nice looking movies where nothing happens to look forward to. Thank you Disney!

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>>6173538

I need a gf. Any volunteers?

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>>6173852
If you'll dress up like my waifu and sit on my face.

>>6173883
Your waifu and I share the same hairstyle and eyeglasses.

>>6162867
Not a tranny, don't like crossdressing. I wish however to be born again as a white hot girl and do lesby things

>>6174773
>not white
Get out

>>6174838
I am white of the whitest guys possible - Dutch guy. In next life I want to be a Dutch girl.

>>6174876
Not even white skin color can forgive the sin of being a man.

>>6174773
iktf

Life is torture.

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>>6172246

Yeah, I've got some friends Im going to marathon season one with soon, because hell yes.

And regardless of what i said about season 2, the American House of Horrors bit is priceless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73N0s0nE5k


>>6173241
CIVIL WAR HYPPPEEEEEEEEE
Just got home, crush on Black Widow re-intensifies.
I swear, every time its starting to abate...

Disappointed by lack of Hill tho tbqh w/ u famalam.
Still pretty fuckin good.
Plus, there was a trailer before it for ROGUE ONE, HYYYYPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE.

(also compile those ideas I wanna read/write them)

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>>6174906
Kek. I don't feel like a woman, I am masculine in appearance and manners(most of the time). I just know that being girl would be x100 times better.

Watching caffish makes me uncomfortable.

>>6174922
You people and your leaving the house to do things. So unusual.

Unless, you know... it's a special occasion.

>See >>6171258

>>6173451
Well she exclusively wears yoga pants and sportswear.

>>6174922
>Plus, there was a trailer before it for ROGUE ONE, HYYYYPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE.
Was it the same trailer that's available online? I don't want to be so hype, but I am.

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>>6174010
Well, I'm sold. Let's fuck.

>>6174922
YES! Wasn't she awesome in this? I CANNOT get over how badass she was in that opening fight scene. She crashes the motorcycle into Hydra and does this sick kickflip off to attack them without losing a beat. It was so slick, I can't deal.

I hear we may be getting a solo Black Widow movie in phase 4. GET HYPE.

I, too, would like more Hill, though. I think she and Agent 13 should be on Agents of SHIELD.

>>6167121
I actually will! It's in about two months and my school is really tolerant so I hope I'll be good to go.

I hope to finally make advances on her because the only times I kinda told her that I like her more than "just as a friend" I was pretty freakin drunk and noone really took me serious anymore.

>>6172328
>because it's all designed for dudes
Not really. Most of it is, cause they're a more reliable consumer-base, but there have been huge efforts to target women for decades. This is what I've learned from working at an advertising/google-analytics company with lots of clients who are porn sites:

Porn producers have been trying to make porn for women since the Boogie Nights days. Back in the 70's when porn was shot on film, and shown exclusively in movie theaters, there were female directors/producers trying to target female audiences. It mostly failed (or didn't live up to expectations). They blamed the fact that women probably didn't want to risk getting caught walking out of a porn theater.

When VHS was invented, producers though, "now's our chance to finally sell to 50% of the population. women can watch porn in privacy via their VCR." There was a big push to make porn for women, it was seen as the next big thing. The genre erotica was made for women. It was mostly a disappointment though, and the opportunity cost of making porn for women was too high. Erotica sold poorly, mostly sold to hetero couples, not single women. They blamed the fact that women probably didn't want to risk getting seen walking out of the adult section of a video store.

When internet porn was popularized, same story. There was this feeling, "now's our chance! Women won't be concerned about being seen in a theater or VHS store. We can finally start selling to 50% of the population that we have been missing for decades". Once again, it was mostly a disappointment to producers. Although the percentage of women who watch porn increased a lot with online porn, the amount of porn that a typical porn-watching woman consumes is nothing close to the amount of porn that her male counterpart consumes.

Think honestly about what turns you on before searching. "good porn" mostly comes down to personal preference. However, a lot of women will never like any visual porn, period.

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Aw yus, my friend commented on my song I wrote for her. She said she never forgot the good times we had. Muh heart. I told she's like a good poop. You never forget it. She'll understand.