Cis LesGen

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Well that was the wrong fucking image but ok

>>6150857
>tfw no gf

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Hello, I'm a gayer.

>>6151054
For a moment I though that was strawberries.

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>>6151068
cats love strawberries.

I've been watching Wallander all day long and now I'm feeling down ):

>got a bike
>eating healthier
>applied for a job and got a call but no 2nd call yet
>sound like a 10 year old in real life
>they probably discarded my application because they thought i was a kid pranking them
>making spaghetti with clamsauce for dinner

I just received a message that my most homophobic auntie died. She was a bitch I don't know whether to laugh or not.

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Join the skype group!

Just email your skype to: [email protected]

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>>6151506
You're always up in here just making me want to listen to the OST again.
But then I'll just get sad.

>>6151564
Let it seep over you and cry yourself to sleep wishing for a better ending.

>>6151706
The ending is good as it is. I just hope there won't be a sequel ever and it stays that way.

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>>6151706

Bae forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0sy7y54XAE

>>6151706
I watched two let's plays of the game, and in both they were baffed at the idea that there would be a morally right but sad and a morally wrong but happy ending. In both cases they kept saying it made no sense and that something had to be wrong. Why are gamers so basic?

>>6151781
Because the whole tornado thing was a cop out.

>>6151803
On one hand I liked that the girls had no clear explanation since there were no means for them to discover it, I don't like when the plot is forced to give you an explanation unrelated to your general situation and goals. On the other it was something that needed some sort of foreshadowing and previous development to make any sense.
My issue is with people being unable to deal with an ending that's a little tiny bit out of the basics.

>>6151781
Because 90% of time people make shitty choices and even though we had the power to rewind, we made things even messier. Hence why I liked the game.

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Hey, /lesgen/, /lit/ here.
Would you a young Patricia Highsmith?

>>6151861
Nope, she looks like my ex gf.

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>>6151861
second question, would you a Joan Didion?

>>6151869
Yes so much. I bet her pussy tastes like cigarettes and age.

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>>6151869
third, current milfy Donna Tartt.

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>>6151861
Hell yes. Her and young Cat Power so much

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>>6151893
fourth and last, living Sylvia Plath but you have to meet her dad and it's unconfortable how hot she is for him.

>>6151963
>>6151928
These are much better than the usual Supergirl shit.

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>>6151928
Hu, how about Francoise Hardy?

>>6151966
Different strokes for different folks sis

>>6151991
Yeah, but not one SG picture for every fucking message.

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>>6151978
Gosh, that's a hot picture.
also whoops, didn't realise you were posting writers. My bad, slow brain.

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>>6152071
I'm cool with vintage cuties too.

Dovima vs Audrey, you can snuggle and kiss only one.

>>6152171
Dovima all the way. Audrey is beautiful, but she doesn't strike anything in me.

>>6151978
What a fucking beautiful lady. I want a wife like her so much.

>>6151963
Mommy isuues or kill yourself tbqh dum dum

>>6151963
She didn't have those daddy issues

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>>6152205
she clearly went for the second route.

>>6152190
dovima is a godess, but I don't love her saggy breasts. it goes with the body type, but it's not my thing.

So apparently my crazy fucking baby-obsessed sister had to go tell people about me being "sick in the head". I'm closeted and she just goes and involves herself in business that isn't fucking hers. I'm simultaneously disappointed, angry, and devastated. Why can't people just keep shit to themselves? Especially if it doesn't involve them? I hate heterosexuals. They're apparently nuts.

>>6152234
It's not just heteros, queers do that stuff too. Your sister just sounds like a nosy, "concerned" prick. Probably thinks she's doing you a favor.

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>>6152287
sick in the head is pretty violent for someone doing a favor

>>6152234
can't you take that as a chance to just come out? ride the wave, dood

>>6152294
Call it "tough love", m8, I don't know. People will justify their actions any way they can.

>>6152234
What a cunt. Pull the ultimate revenge by having superior artificially inseminated babies with your 10/10 gf. Kill her baby obsessed ass with success.

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I want the ocolus rift to be affordable already. So I can have some waifu pleasures. It would make life more bearable.

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>>6152171
Audrey. Dovima intimidates my poor ass too much.
>>6152224
>it goes with the body type, but it's not my thing
yeah, same here

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>>6152527
>Dovima intimidates my poor ass too much.
she's just too much of a woman.

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>>6152534
I have a pretty big collection of her but it's more about looking like a passable transwoman

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>>6151978

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>>6152534
Right. She always seems to be looking down on you through the pictures.

Khatarine Hepburn, though. Would you?

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>>6152584

>>6152584
>>6152590
she looks too much like a mom for my taste.

>>6152294
I would have come out on my own with the people I chose during the time I felt was right. Now it's on blast. People know before me being prepared to tell them. Being forced in the spotlight like this.

>>6152294
Dude, how lucky or het are you in life to think outing someone against their will is ever a favor?

>>6152614
I just can't wrap my head around why someone would be an asshole on purpose.

>>6152234
Id confront her and tell her to mind her own business and if she doesn't apologize then tell everyone her dirty secrets since she had to tell everyone something you weren't ready to share yet.

>>6152746
She's a crying mess rn. I blocked her because I was so angry with what she said to me. I had saved up to buy her a mother's day dinner at a fancy restaurant. And then she yelled at me for not wanting bio kids? Telling me I'm confused and angry and that I don't have any experience so I don't know I don't like dudes? That someday I'll meet the right man? Fuck that bitch. Everyone has felt the brunt of her shit but this time I know she's fucked up crazy. I want nothing to do with her.

>>6152976
Hey at least she's just saying words at you and gossiping and not trying to get you raped straight for your own good.

It could always be worse.

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>>6153191
Well aren't you Mr. Brightside.
>>6152976
Pic related. You could be this guy.

>>6153209
Why don't you sacrifice your own personal happiness and marry a guy like that muslim girl did from last thread, so that your family can be happy and proud of you?

>>6153281
My family is a disappointment and I don't feel close to any of them.

>>6153299
It is way more likely that you're the disappointment

>>6153299
Then why not tell them you're gay already, since you don't care what they think.

>>6153318
It probably goes both ways.
>>6153322
Are you confusing me for someone else? I never said I was closeted.

>>6153318
only if you care more about other people's perspectives than yours.

>>6153318
Eh no, family can be really fucked up. I'll try not to associate with my father's side of the family since they're all dicked up, except my gay aunt who escaped to Arizona with her wife. I would never expect acceptance from them or want it, especially since my uncle in that side is a pedophile, only continuing his own abuse. It's sad, but the family that matters is the family you make. Friends included.

People are allowed to abandon family that only does them harm.

Holy fuck Age of Adz is so good. I don't like Sufjan Stevens other albums so much, but the song Age of Adz is so good. And his connection to illinois is too close to home to deny.

What music you love lesgen? What hits you hard? What makes you feel? I mean deeply feel?

Like fug, my uncle denied a ride from John Wayne Gacy Jr. and made it out alive. So Sufjan's JWG song is pretty intense, but Age of Adz is by far his best. It's not slow, it's super fucking intense.

C'mon lesgen, give me your super intense music that digs deep for you personally.

>>6153407
Well, since we're talking about Sufjan Stevens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zlxFUlRgdg

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdl6V5otgoY

For a minute, I thought I was on /mu/.

>>6153438
Oh damn good choice. We should hang out and share music. Like shit, I love wolf parade, and I'm so hyped they got back together but so far they're not coming back to Chicago. Even after fuggin sunset rubdown played at logan square, which is the exact same spot I go for insure wrestling. Possess
Pisses me right the fuck off. Wolf parade played at the house of blues for fucks sake.

How about Gold Canary by Cloud Control? I'm on my phone so I can't direct link, but it's a damn good song.

>>6153407
>What hits you hard? What makes you feel?
90's grunge rock.

>>6153510
Fuck phone posting. I go to logan square for indie wrestling. It's a great part of town. Good rent, good barcades, good food. If you go to Chicago check out logan square for a fun night. Get yourself some Parson's fried chicken and get some pie, then head to logan hardware for good arcade fun. It really is great.

>>6153510
Or hey! For people looking for hope! Check out Yann Tiersen "I'm Gonna Live Anyhow". Now there's an inspiring soft shoe gaze song.

>>6153510
>We should hang out and share music
Can we? I always welcome having another music buddy.

>Gold Canary by Cloud Control
Listening to it now, it's pretty good, yeah. Loving the classic rock vibe, I'll definitely check out more of their stuff.

>>6153552
Aw hell yes. Hey, I was talking sunset rubdown. When I saw them at that tiny logan square auditorium the sexy ass Camilla Wynn Ingr whipped out a rabbit vibe and used it to play a Jamaican steel drum. She was all lewd about it too, making these pursed faces all cute like. The song is For the Pier (and Dead Shimmering) by Sunset Rubdown. Every time I hear that song now O think of her and her vibrator. I never expected that THAT was what made that sound she makes on the Jamaican steel drum.

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>>6153552
Oh I forgot my image

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>>6153611
She's really fucking cute. >>6153611

>>6153602
>rabbit vibe on a steel drum

In a word, brilliance. In another word, sexy. They definitely sound like a fun band to see live.

Also, do you have an email address or Skype you wouldn't mind sharing? I'd be down for sharing more cool tunes in the future. Thanks for all you've recommended already, it's good stuff!

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Post qt musicians

>>6153659
Hell yeah. [email protected] is my email.

To give you a better view of my song tastes:
First Aid Kit (especially their early shit)
Andrew Jackson Jihad (knife man particularly)
Bo En (British git who does weeaboo shit)
Edward Sharp
Bomb the Music Industry
Eliza Rickman
Black Lips
Blonde Redhead
Rubblebucket
Metronomy
Kishi Bashi
MOON HOOCH
Faro
Unwoman
Jacques Loussier
Mapei

If those are bands you recognize or want to get into, hit me up.

RIP CITY
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PORTLAND
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TITTIES
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>>6153693
>Blonde Redhead

Did you discover them through Rick and Morty like I did, or were you already aware of them?

>>6153693
Sorry, faro is actually Farao

Auto correct fugged me

>>6153722
Already a fan. Really made me hype as hell when I heard it played on Rick and Morty. Shoe gaze has always been good.

>>6153722
Oh and hey, let me make your day. Youtube MANWOLF and watch the ridiculous video. It had a hobo as an opening, that's how you know you're on the right path. BROTHER! AND that's when you know it's begun. Then you go on to the Mister Heavenly music video. That's when you know you've been freed.

>>6153755
Mister Heavenly Bronx Sniper in particular

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>when a qt girl gives me candy

>>6153755
Found Mister Heavenly but not ManWolf, this video's crazy though.

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>>6153774
WOAH

>>6153810
Well then, you really need to youtube BE A WAN WOLF TODAY
I will never let go of this pair of shoes.
When I go to parties? I play this video, then the Mister Heavenly one.

ALL THIS? FOR SOME
SHOOOOOEEEEZ?

>>6153830
FUCK
BE A MANWOLF TODAY

This is what I get for drunk phone posting while out and drunk at night

>>6153845
It's cool, I found it. 10/10 video, would watch again. I'm guessing it's a prequel to the other video.

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>>6153774
CANDY?

???

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>>6153774
CANDY

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>>6153858
It sure is. Now you too can be a MANWOLF today.

>>6153912
Seriously wish I could cop a pair of those shoes, they look great.

>>6153919
They just don't fucking exist any more in the aftermarket. I'm so glad I got my pair. I bought them when I was fashion retarded but loved the videos. I don't even know how I first got into them. I only wear them to punk shows now, like the goddamn gallows or mad sin.

Geoanon has some badass shoes. Spread the word.

>>6153948
Wait, you're Geoanon?

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>>6153957
Why wouldn't I be, bb?

>>6153971
You're into music, rocks, you're artistic, and you're a fan of the Pikachu? How perfect can one person be?

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>>6153982
There's so much time in a day. Even more in a week! There's no end to what one person can be into. You too could go to school, have a job, and do all sorts of bullshit in the mean time. I've been shit posting on the train for the most part tonight. Still another ten minutes til my stop. I snuck a beer from the party in my coat and am currently sipping at it. You should see the fuckers who train drink on the weekends in Chicago. It's just cuhrayzee.

Welcome into the fold beebs. You shit around at shows until you meet the act then you buy them a drink, take some dumb photos, hang out with them and show them a few cool places around town, then you go home feeling like a hero.

That's life! Outside of the constant stress of school and work.

Holy fuck can you believe I was once a neet for a year? Life sure does go on.

This monolog brought to you by a drunk piece of shit.

>>6154044
>Holy fuck can you believe I was once a neet for a year? Life sure does go on.

Were you depressed too? I haven't been a NEET for four years, but my mental state really hasn't improved and I'm struggling with the same problems.

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>>6154044
>Holy fuck can you believe I was once a neet for a year? Life sure does go on.
I used to be homeless. Tell me about it.

>>6154093
>tfw you'll never be a homeless chick turning tricks in your beat up sedan for unattractive women
This life is fucking useless

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>>6154077
CONSTANTLY
I still have invasive thoughts that amount to "run away and kill yourself" but even then life still goes on. Lift some weights or go for a bike ride and then do some homework and then the thoughts are kept at bay for a while. Drive to crazy far off places like the Appalachians or northern California and meet some people/hike all over the place on your own and get some self respect. It won't kill the invasive thoughts but it will be orgasmically amazing.

But yeah, shits always on edge. I just don't let the lows get me so low that it's self destructive anymore. You need to slowly balance the lows and the highs by making a nice medium to work with. YEAH, I drink too much, but I get to meet people I respect through drinking. Only because I put myself out there. Yeah, I've had some bad experiences drinking as well, but I've learned enough to avoid those.

Fug this is getting off point. I'm at that rambly stage of drunk. Ignore this advice. I won't remember it tomorrow. Ubering home as I type.

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>>6154093
Damn I'm sorry. Whatever brought you to that point must of sucked ass. I'm here to listen if you ever need an ear. That sounds like it needed real strength to beat. I respect that whole heartedly. You amazing animal, you.

>>6154128
You don't have to be homeless to turn tricks for me~

>>6154136
My problem is that I hardly have motivation to do anything other than eat--gained 20+ pounds over the last two weeks. I can't really tell anyone about my problems because they're really all very petty, but I'd just like to stop having mood swings and to hate myself less. Otherwise, my lifestyle is going to kill me.

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>>6154128
I'll pay you to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face, anon.

>>6154167
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

>>6154093
>homeless
I'll need a time stamped pic of your vagina, sir.

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>>6154173
Dude. I've been around 230 pounds in my life at 5'5". FIVE FOOT FUCKING FIVE. I'll never escape the scars or the damage it's done to my tits, but lifting and cycling are so pleasurable that I value them over food. Beer is my caloric enemy, but I've lifted and cycled today and once this Uber drops me off I'll go for a walk, because otherwise I'll still feel guilty.

I guilt myself into shit. It works. Got a white board on my wall I write out my goals for the week. Always. Every week. How much I want to save, to exercise, to work. I still listen to the band Typhoon when I feel too bad. They have allegory of the cave based music that keeps me going when I'm down.

Shit I'm too drink at this point. FORGIVE ME.

>>6154210
The guilt just makes me more self destructive. The only thing that works is doing things mindlessly, but I haven't been able to tap into that recently.

>Shit I'm too drink at this point. FORGIVE ME.
Next you're going to swear to me that you're not God.

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>>6154203
You're not my waifu, you get nothing.

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>>6154210
I can't stop laughing at that picture. You're a really fun drunk, anon.

>>6154173
>you don't have to be homeless to turn tricks for me
But the scenario is what makes it hot. Like being a lesbian only prostitute. You're not valued by these women. You're seen as a sexual object by them, nothing more. You drink their vaginal fluids, then you're discarded. Fucked and fondled, never kissed. What a dream come true.

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>>6154259
>tfw all my prostitute fantasies involve befriending her and making her feel loved

>>6154225
Watch twin peaks then. I got a twin peaks stein from my favorite liquor shop (but it turns out that's a hooters kind of bar? I just accepted the free gift from my favorite middle eastern friend). That's where the image is from. It's silent Hill levels of shit, minus the monsters and Cybil Bennett sexyness.

Oh man I've always been into cybil. She was super hot even when I was scared as fug as a child. I couldn't even keep the SH1 case in my room, but I still crushed on Cybil.

>>6154271
Well yeah it could eventually become a rom com but you have to give me a chance to have the pleasure of being a tool for the sake of strange women .

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>>6154289
Lucky for you that's my other fetish.

>>6154219
Brody, get a white board. Then draw a week on it. Sunday through Saturday on the y axis, hours on the x. Plan your shit out religiously. It works. You have to see it every day you wake up if you put it on your wall. You can get a cheap white board thing on amazon. It's worth it. I keep track of my work and school obligations on it.

Fug I'm so drunk I can't keep this up. I'm going on a walk and listening to snap judgement and TED radio hour.

I'm so scared of my loud footsteps waking up my roomies but fuck it. If they aren't complaining it ain't that bad. Shit. Walk time

I've never heard of a lesbian prostitute IRL. I've heard of a lesbian sugar-baby, but even that may have just been a malicious rumor that someone started about her.

>>6154330
Shit other way around for x and y axis. You want days to be on the top/bottom and hours on the left hand side. Shit dick I'm drunk. Using up my 4G for this shit.

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>>6154276
Tried to watch it but it wasn't really my thing. I might give it another go, though, I've become a fan of Kyle McLachlan since he was on Agents of SHIELD.

>>6154330
I appreciate all your advice, Geoanon. I'll definitely send you an email, enjoy your walk!

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>toe falls off on the waiting room for the universities admissions office
>rationalize and I'll take care of it later, and over the course of the next few minutes playing around with it, I suddenly realize that it's a tooth the size of a finger in no way he could have fallen off of where there's a space for it in my mouth
>I've in fact translocated it from another point in my mouth that seems to be closed
>toe falls off while I'm in the waiting room for university's admissions office
>dad's next to me and no one notices
>freaked, i try to put it back in -- my toe is missing and it's in my hair and then I try to reconnect it by a sick white thing that I presume is a nerve and it fizzles and I screech and looked down at my foot again and it's three of my toes are missing
>I hold it up as if an explanation and the people in the waiting room kinda look at me funny and I yelled that one of my toes has fallen off
>the big black security guard stares at me while I fuck around with it along with the rest of the people in the room, which is open to the outside street and not part of an apartment-like building as it was when I came in
>eventually someone says call an ambulance then and I struggle with it and my toe drops and i yell and I'm scared
>something happens and I realize that it's not real and realize that I'm having some kind of psychotic delusion and say so in those words and it goes away
>the security guard concurs that I have a history of such issues and my dad doesn't call the ambulance and they say I need a therapist, not a doctor
Is my subconscious mind trying to tell me something?

>>6154430
............No.

lesgen, how do I tell my gf that her interests are stupid without her crying or breaking up with me?

>>6154497
Why do you care? Straight couples don't have to have things ~in common~, you have all these oldie couples where the woman knits and watches her soaps and the guy hoards war memorabilia and goes fishing and they get along just fine.
You could try introducing her to new hobbies but why say anything else?

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>>6154540
>Hell, the current lesgen Skype group is owned by a man with a laughable falsetto voice.

Just a PSA that this is tranny propaganda trying to ruin our fun because they're not included.

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I'm a lesbian, a lesbian with a dream. A dream that one day, I will have a girlfriend who will not think my face is hideous or laugh and my meager abilities.

>>6154707
Your face can't be worse than mine, anon.

Also, I bet your abilities are at least above average.

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>>6151506
Where is this from again? I swear I've seen this image dozens of times. thanks boo

>>6151861
holy fuck absolutely. what a babe.
>>6151928
also yes, she looks like ellen page a bit in this
>>6153611
this isn't heidi from Cloud Control, is it? looks nothing like her

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>>6154707
Just how hideous IS your face, anon? You real awkward-lookin?

>>6154136
>life still goes on. Lift some weights or go for a bike ride and then do some homework and then the thoughts are kept at bay for a while. Drive to crazy far off places like the Appalachians or northern California and meet some people/hike all over the place on your own and get some self respect. It won't kill the invasive thoughts but it will be orgasmically amazing.

can't emphasize how true this is. you're wonderful, thank you

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>>6154801
Ugh, and here I was about to flirt with you. Get out, shemale.

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>>6154837
>>6154540

PSA: trannies still trying to ruin our fun

anybody here into SM and BDSM type shit?
any experience with girlgirl dom/sub type relationships?

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>>6154793
I think I look better at certain angles. Very specific angles.

>>6154893
>>6154837
>>6154801
Stop pretending to be me you dumb shit.

>tfw gf could easily model and totally has the looks for it but she's so self conscious and won't let her pictures be taken

I wish for a day she could see herself through my eyes.

Also for all single girls out there. Get a Latina girlfriend. Best and most attractive women by far.

What does lesgen think about men like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-QsF6E1XI

>>6155037

Kekek do you subscribe to theamazingatheist/pol?

Anyway, something about the one with glasses seems fucking crazy. The one in the ugly lipstick is probably her friend who followed the crazy one to fit in and be ~different~ or maybe fug her.

>>6155124
>her
Stop misgendering him you shitlord. Yes they are both platonic trans boy asexual partners. They both talk like they're on drugs the whole time so maybe they are.

>>6154871
It's really hard finding a girl who can be dominant in bed and be able to switch roles. My gf is almost strictly sub and I'm switch so I pretty much almost always end up being the one instigating and leading the sex between us. It kinda sucks and sex is getting kind of boring to me since I feel so worn out of the dominant role.

>>6155124
Not that anon but I love /pol/. Also /his/k/ and /fit/.

>>6155282
Do you own many weapons, anon?

>>6155285
I live in a nogunz country so nope. I used to when I lived elsewhere, but no longer. I am in the army reserves however, so i get my hands on an POS rifle once a week.

>>6155293
Post you in your qt army uniform.

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>>6153817
What's more amazing is that I didn't totally sperg out.

She's probably straight, but this whole thing is still exciting to me because I have a crush and here I was thinking I was dead inside.

>>6153886
>>6153896
This lady was passing out candy and I couldn't have any (food allergies) so she asked me what my favorite candy was and got me a jumbo pack of it.

It doesn't help that I was totally smitten with her already.

>>6155333
Have you seen an army uniform? I just look like a box.

Why are the supergirl writers so obsessed with mind control?

>>6155245
I know that feel anon. I know that feel all too well. Mine's scared of not doing well being dom but I told her the reason I got good was from the practice and trial and error. Now I'm just bored of her and wish she was at least a switch.

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>about to graduate with biochem/chem bachelors
>have 3 years work experience
>dragging my feet on the resume blasting

it's like staring at a band-aid, knowing that it is time to rip it off but you're still just staring at it

>>6153407
I listen to a plethora of genres. I mainly listen to metal and post-rock, though, and my favourite is black metal. Usually, people cannot imagine that I listen to genres other than that.

My soul bands are Opeth and Sólstafir. I fell in love with/ on their music.

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What are you doing for your mom for mother's day. lesgen? Or are you planning on disappointing her even more than you already have?

>>6156376
She's dead, anon. She wanted to be cremated, too, so I can't go tend her grave or anything.

>>6156376
I drew her a cute card and took her out for breakfast.

>>6156176
You planning on being a data dork or lab rat for a few years then going back for a master's or something? I can't imagine a bachelor's getting you too far.

Congrats though, anon. That's pretty legit.

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>>6156376
I made her a cool card decorated with a lot of different papers. Put a nice illustration of a rhino on one side and a rhino poem on the other side. Glued a border of twigs on it too. Looks bretty gud. Oh, and my sister and I made her bourbon brownies.

>>6154766
That's Camilla from sunset rubdown. The one who plays steel drums with a vibrator.

>Vocaroo thread
>no vocaroos by far

What is this?

>>6156630
Bless her for raising a special needs child.

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>>6156860
It's all part of a theme I've been doing for last two years. Before this it was those horrid wizard statues you see at new age healing stores. I whipped this together for her last birthday as a combination of the new and old themes. What can I say? She really loves rhinos. She's got a kind of rhino shrine going on.

>>6156630
>>6156890
That rhino is amazing and you are amazing.

Has anybody ever heard of this QPR thing and if so what do you think of it? Are they confused lesbians or is this just a type of lesface and transface? Is it the new confused lesbian turns straight in college trend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwKbPMxznk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE18uny8uRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53DVpxpsxk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zow0Aqp4Hhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfzJXYA1SHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IsCoK9p1ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIyzCpJRHrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvQJiKJKIfU

>>6156376
I gave her some really warm slippers similar to Uggs.

>>6156947
It's cool to be lesbian now but not to have an actual romantic or sexual relationship with another woman.

>>6156860
Kek

>>6156376
Fuck you pieces of shit.

>>6156946
Haha, thanks. I try.

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>>6156988
I've been in a QPR relationship with myself all this time and never knew.

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>>6157019
It's ok if you don't have a mommy anon.

How about I be your mom tonight?

>>6155518
Because it's hot

>>6156609

Yeah, gonna lab goon for a while and then go on to higher ed - PhD or bust. Also want to re/learn a foreign language or two to pursue it abroad.

>>6156890

Are you Andrew Hussie?

>>6156376

Studying (read: browsing /u/ and occasionally reading the nitty gritty on DNA excision repair). Mom might be in town tomorrow for work-related shenanigans, but considering it's after Mother's Day and also my birthday we'll probably do something lovely.

>>6156376
Shit, that gave me the scares. Thought I had missed it completely, but I got rest of the month until it's time where I live.

What will I do then? No idea, probably some fancy chocolate.

>>6157115
wait, cis girls lurk /u/? that's news to me.

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>>6155906
I'm worried about this from the other end. My gf and I are both submissive mainly I guess, but she's able to switch fine while I can very rarely do it. She says she enjoys it because she just likes the closeness with me, but I guess l worry if she's really finding pleasure, since I know she prefers the submissive role.

First relationship and shit. I'm very inexperienced and she's 8 years older than I am.

>>6157142

Sometimes I like to see pictures of anime girls [spoiler]holding hands[/spoiler]

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>>6157359

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>>6157048
I'm not responding to you.

>>6157359
>>6157426
Anime posters begone!!

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>>6157458
But you just did, honey doll.

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>>6157501
Stop. I'm ignoring you.

I just slapped my gf's ass. Feels good.

>>6157562
Shit, I'll post one. Gimme something to say.

>>6157514
I thought this was a portrait picture if Korean BBQ from the thumbnail and am oddly disappointed that it's not. I guess it's no wonder I don't have a gf with priorities like that.

hey lesgen, my senior year is almost over before I'm off to college. should I invest in one of those dating apps for a summer-only relationship before leaving home? pls advise.

>>6157562
Right. Vocaroos that responded to posts in the same thread were taken from another board. Quit being so lazy with your fearmongering.

>>6157177
Just practice. Make it fun, imagine the things you would enjoy being done to you. I normally start with light neck biting and grabbing a girl by the waist. Then kiss her neck and work my way down to her chest, suck and tease her breast, then stomach and waist. Bite at her hips and trail along the opening slowly then nip and suck and lick in between the sides of her thighs making my way inward slowly and tease her. When you finally get there, go slowly in circles and speed up only a little and then slow down, repeat. Get into a rhythm she can match and don't be afraid to go side to side from time to time or suck down on her clit or gently nip at it. All the while you're doing that, pet her and trail your fingers lightly along her legs or claw her a little. Be assertive but not aggressive and make sure she's comfortable. You can normally tell how well you're doing based on their breathing and body movements if she's pressing into/against you or trying to hold you still and guide you. She should start tensing up, trembling, quivering ect once you find her sweet spots. Same with fingering too. Tell her to be vocal with you and don't get discouraged if you're not amazing off the bat. I had no idea what I was doing when I first started either. But practice makes perfect and the better both of you become, the more fun you two can have switching it up.

It can really hinder a relationship if someone is constantly dom or sub is no longer happy with their role. They can start to feel unloved or unwanted sexually and emotionally. Some doms get tired of being just being dom constantly and want to be a sub sometimes. And some subs might want to be a dom once in awhile. Keep your partner happy-- but also explain to them your feelings too. It's selfish of them if they refuse to switch once in awhile since it's all about pleasing your partner, and for your partner it's all about pleasing you.

>>6157501
she looks like such a hon in the thumbnail. right down to the 5 o'clock shadow.

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>>6157514
you can't ignore my girth!

>>6157562
I liked the cis man from r9k that talked about his vagina

>>6157941
Post something talking about Nigerian princesses

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>>6157941
Why don't you do a vocaroo then? I did a fuck ton while drunk last time. Went pretty well.

>slit my neck, shit down my throat and call me daddy~

>>6157926
That's my wife you're talking about

>>6158104
>slit my neck, shit down my throat and call me daddy~

That one was you?
I fucking lost my shit over that one.
Curled up in bed reading the thread 3am because I couldnt sleep, and I was almost in tears laughing my ass off.

Goddamn you.

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>>6157651
getting majorly lewd feelings reading this

>please post moar

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>>6158113
Do you need me to make a vocaroo of a queef? Will that make you happy?

Why do you hate fun. Post a vocaroo of yourself saying this.

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>>6158134
You're quite welcome, bb.

>>6156376
Bought my mom a giant thing of flowers went to lunch with other mom's in my life. Called it a day.

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>>6158272

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>>6158345

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>>6158412

Im sorry senpai, I have no more happy rocks.

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>>6158433
Have this "happy mushroom" on the house

>>6158453
The hell is a girltickler?

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>>6158453
Are you more of a fan of malachite? It's a mineral that has a special place in my heart.

Slap this baby into a strap on and get your girls rocks off. It's ready and willing to spelunk in her caverns.

I-I made a vocaroo for you, lesgen! I've always been kind of self-conscious about my voice, though.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1giqjf25Tpx

>>6158491
I really hope when I open thus that it's nothing but hardcore porn noises at full blast.

>>6158497
No, it's nothing lewd! I guess it's pretty loud, though. It's my first and I wasn't sure how close I was supposed to be to the mic. So if you're wearing headphones, you might want to cut your volume down.

>>6158497
It's about Anon picking up girls at the club.

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I'm going to marry this anime girl someday.

>>6158529
You do that anon. You do that....

>>6158469
A penis. A "girl" tinker is a penis.

>>6158445

Cavewomen had the fanciest toys.

>>6158491
what the fuck

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>>6158488
Can't that be toxic in some conditions?

>>6158577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lpk9Vnd1cE

>>6158590

MegaDugtrio irl

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>>6153407
Hozier has some lovely stuff. Cherry Wine and Like Real People Do are really nice to kiss and just close your eyes and float to.

My favorite Sufjan song is Romulus. His whole Michigan album is great. I live here and the album perfectly captures what its like to be up north on a lake.

also Cherry-Moose Blood, and anything by Daughter.

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>>6158590
You mean you DON'T want copper poisoning through your vag? What are you, hetero?

>>6158655
I like listening to From Eden and imagining a lesbian affair.

Every time I see the word "girltinkler" I get about 10x more gynophilic than I already am.

>>6158598
I feel like you're missing out on a very promising career as a growler in a metal band.

>>6158545
So why not just call it a penis?

>>6158848
There is no such thing as the "penis". There are merely outie vaginas and innie vaginas.

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>>6158878
What. That's trans. They're still dicks, even if it makes you feel better to call it something ridiculous and childish like "tinkler". It isn't very gay to have a dick and want to fuck women, but whatever. This doesn't matter enough to logic it out.

Still, I'm kinda feeling pic related about it. All comfy in my gay space and all the sudden DICKS.

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>>6158968
Eh, I got my preference. Fleshy dicks ain't my style. That and they shoot sperm. Not my thing. Silicon dicks and dick shaped rocks are fine and hilarious respectively.

Lots of gay guys don't like vag, but use sexual aids like fleshlights or whatever. It isn't exactly an abstract concept. I'm not mad or anything. It's just girltinkler sounds incredibly childish. Childish+sex=nasty.

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>>6158968

Except that one is attached to an ugly male body and one is attached to a hot woman who uses it better because she knows what pleases a vagina, she can't get me pregnant, or pass on STDs. You can get oral at the same time with a woman.
Also no balls. Balls are the worst.

>>6158968
LOL

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LesGen! Do you think that height matters? I'm really short compared to my current crush. She came back for break and exclaimed that she forgot how short I was. Is this bad?

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I guess straight guys are totally O.K with fucking Buck Angel since it's only about the right genitalia and the body attached doesn't matter even one bit...

>>6159036
>that chin
>that forehead
>those lackluster cheekbones
>that brow bone
>that big ear
man tbqh, wouldn't bang/5

>>6159036
can all these fucking transbians just gtfo? seriously.

>>6159036
I wouldn't. Not into big boobs.

Also why would a tranny remove their balls but not their dick? Doesn't seem like a genuine tranny to me...they'll probably cave and detransition later.

>>6159041
I don't really care that much about height.

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>>6159036
Fine, don't address my points. It's only a preference. I actually really like vag. I'd only do the dating a trans woman thing if their personality was absolutely stellar. Like just being in their presence made me want to be a better person, just really brings out the best in me. Even then I'd prefer a vag. Bagina is fun, I'm sure you can relate to that sentiment. And still "girltinkler" is pig disgusting. Not attractive at all in any way.

>>6158878
>>6158881
>>6158968
The hell

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>>6159057

They're the typical lonely 4chan male who will do literally anything you get (You)'s from cis women. It's pretty pathetic.

>>6159041
>love height differences either way
>no tiny gf to tower over
>no amazon gf to tower over me

>>6159036
I don't find her very attractive sorry to disappoint you. Looks don't matter so much even if I am attracted to her but she started being strange and talking about her tinkle tonkle I would run a mile from that red flag. Like that man who is over 50 but identifies as a 4 year old girl. Not what I'm into.

>>6159075
don't respond to cheeky facetious posters m8

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>>6159100
In a les thread. That's perfectly valid. There's a transbian thread just for them. If you want to be in the lesbian thread, at least pretend to have a vagina and don't bring up the fact that you have a cock. It's not a big deal, friendo. Do what every woman had to do on 4chan for a decade. Pretend to be something you're not to fit in.

>>6159073
This. I don't mind transgender a a concept but I wouldn't date one that acts like a child in a crossdresser body.

>>6159041

Im the opposite, super tall compared to my crush.

Im kinda worried that'll be awkward, but at the same time >implying anything would happen anyway

Femboy here. So this is what you have to deal with every day? Trannies recently invaded femgen and harassed everyone there too. It's like only a solution of final sorts would solve this issue tbqh.

>>6159116
>Do what every woman had to do on 4chan for a decade. Pretend to be something you're not to fit in.

>mfw my guy friends are like "Wow, you really talk like a guy sometimes"
>ive been on 4chan for a decade

>>6159116
Transbian is what they call themselves when they fuck each other but aren't interested in cis women. It partly a slur for lesbian but they want penis and role play instead of a real woman.

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>>6159128
Trolls gonna troll. This one didn't seem like a bad person or anything, but then they got kinda trolly. No big deal, and no one is getting super pissed or anything. It's just kind of silly. Just lay down a good argument with solid reasoning and then leave it. They'll either read it and maybe incorporate a bit of it into themselves, or stay the exact same. Doesn't matter either way.

Have a complementary OK pussy.

>>6159116
me on the left

>>6159151
Wew something about that cate is really scary & spooky tbqh

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>>6159132
Yuuuuup. It does change you. I get along very well with men because of my mannerisms. I feel ya. Ain't even a dyke.

>>6159153
Me on the right, sweet thing.

Captcha: CENTRAL Glisten
Oh my I think it's flirting with me

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>>6159163
Then have a complimentary dogger

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>>6159116
Whenever you post LapisPearl, it makes me want to post RosePearl

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>>6159128

I can't even joke about allying and spamming trans boards with furry scat porn or anything because they'd probably enjoy it.

But also half the tranny trolls on here are likely generic bored """"cis"""" dudes who got bored with /pol/ after lurking there for six hours a day.

>>6159177
>Ain't even a dyke.
Then what r u

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>>6159192
She needs to move on anon. She was cucked too hard already. Rose chose a solid dicking and death over Pearl.

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>>6159209
I don't know. Not really feminine, but definitely not the sort haired tuff guy style. Chapstick lesbian or something? I don't know. Feminine enough for guys to try to weasel a relationship outta me because I match that ideal of "bro in a woman's body" and get stupid cat calls?

>>6159214
Daaaaw you little shit.

>>6159132
>my guy friends are like "Wow, you really talk like a guy sometimes"
Oh god I get this all the time. I've been here too long.

I want to blow my brains out, what do?

>>6159247
Call a suicide hotline. They're pretty legit.

>>6159238
>Feminine enough for guys to try to weasel a relationship outta me because I match that ideal of "bro in a woman's body" and get stupid cat calls?

I feel that but also don't feel like that's especially saying much since dudes don't have high and rigid standards for that shit.

>>6159251
What're they going to do? Tell me I should live or some other bullshit?

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>>6159211
You know, I really think Rose figured she could just have a relationship with both of them, and didn't realize that Pearl was a proper dick repulsed lesbian, and not a bislut like her.

>>6159177

Yeah, it really really does.
I dont even do it deliberately, but I just slip into this standard 4chan speech pattern and I guess it's 'guy' as fuck.

>>6159242
I know that feel all too well.
Ten goddamn years.

Today was a weird mothers day.

I'm oddly possessive of my mom on days like today. I mean general normal shit like I made her a cake and bought her presents but I get weirded out by all my brothers EX girlfriends bringing her gifts and shit too. Even one of my ex's asked me for her number so she could text my mom happy mothers day.

I get this irrational "stop that. this is my mom. she's not your mom just cause she was nice to you while you fucked her child. that's not how this mom shit works. go find your own mom"

>>6159274
>Ten goddamn years
Ugh yeah, it's 13 for me.

>>6159254
I already posted a picture on here and didn't get any dyke comments. I think I'm ok.

But yeah, you're right about guys standards.

>>6159295

>I already posted a picture

>you posted a pic and I missed it
DANGIT

>>6159121
>implying anything would happen anyway

We both can dream.

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>>6159278
Sounds like you have a really nice mom.

>>6159289
At least 12 for me. I found out about the place from newgrounds.

>>6159270
Yeah, Rose was selfish as fug in some ways. Pearl is still all PTSD between Rose and the war.

>>6159289
11 yrs

I can't really say if it's actually gotten shittier or if it's always been about this level of shit it's just a different flavor of shit and nostalgia blinds me because I'm older and more bitter. Maybe I've just outgrown a lot of shit.

>>6159317
It's definitely shittier. 4chan hasn't been good since 2010.

But none of us will ever leave

>>6159342
To much of a good read

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>putting in tampon
>cat tries to jump on my lap while purring loudly
Well that was horrifying.

>>6159302
You didn't miss much. Just a big butt. I don't know how such a large ass ended up on such a pale girl.

>>6159342
idk. It kinda feels like I'm wadding through the same level of shit though.

Like damn this pol crossing over to all the damn boards is shit but is it at a higher level than when r9k was crossing over all the goddamn time too? /co/ sure is shit with it's sjw v anti-sjw nonsense but c'mon is it that much worse than the fucking ponnies?

nah actually /co/ has gotten a bit worse in a way. cartoon discussion is hell. but comic discussion remains about the same level of bitter yet enjoyment and sharing. tg is about the same. fit too.

/ck/ went to hell a while back like goddamn I left for a year in 2011 and went back and idk what summerfags ruined that but damn it has not recovered since.

>>6159406

So what you're saying is I missed wonderful things.
Goddamnit.

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>>6159342
>implying 4chan was ever good

I used to browse /x/ as my main board around '09 and it was all about creepypasta back then. Now it's just generic vaguely-"spooky" banter.

Anyone remember the day Bin Laden was killed and the site had that AMERICA FUCK YEAH music blasting?

>>6159426
It has it's good moments usually September, November, February, April

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>>6159439
Whelp, that's a lot worse than mine. At least you were in a shower at the time.

I'm liking this trend. Gross period stories, go!

>>6159454
4chan is and always has been an irredeemable, anarchist cesspool of human filth. That's why we love it so much.

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>>6159439
How the fuck could you not just dig your fingers up there and get it? I mean fuck, I have a short ass tight vagina and I've never lost anything up there. Do you have some strange cavernous vagina with hidden niches that tampons can get hidden in? What the fuck.

If you want to talk womanly things, I absolutely hate the ramp up to a period. Just waiting for the blood to start pouring out. Digging your hand into your pants to check if that wet feeling is just discharge/horniness or blood. The bloating sucks too. Just fuck periods in general. Tampons suck and apparently cause cancer? I don't even.

>>6159438
that was cute

I remember my dorms blasting that same music around the same time and dudes shouting USA.

Earliest shit I can remember is back when stoner comics were the shit. I mean absolute every day there was a /b/ thread on that shit. Fucks cranking out their shit oc. Even I made one because I was a baby high schooler dyke except I knew then to just not draw hair on and pretend like a dude.

>>6159415
/co/ definitely worse. The introduction of captchas really reduced the number of storytimes. They're still there obviously, but I feel like there's less extended storytimes, compared to circa 2010-2011 /co/. Streams being banned didn't help either. Honestly, I'd take r9k shitposting on all boards, to pol shitposting, and on all boards any day.

>>6159396
>>6159439
>not using a menstrual cup
Once I got used to it, it's actually really nice and I never use tampons anymore.

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>>6159479
Remember this gem? I miss the days when this shit would make me so damn happy.

>>6159420
You can always search the archive? I was pretty drunk when I posted it. Drew a fart and wrote ass on it a bunch.

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>>6159439

>tampon inside vagoo
>dry
>two weeks
>period only lasts one week
>not replacing it regularly would make the chick free-bleed

4/10 still made me cringe though

>>6159478
Uhh. It is possible for chicks to lose a tampon in there. When i was on the swim team i college i jumped off the dive board wrong and felt that shit go all the way in. It took me forever to find the string in there. But i got it out.

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>>6159478
Eh, vaginas vary in structure. I've lost tamps in my vag before. Mine's very long and narrow. Maybe hers is the same.

I'm lucky, hormonally speaking. I don't bloat or anything, I just get insatiably horny right before my period.

>>6159499
Nah. Seems like a pain. Tampons are good. Plus I have a stupid heavy flow and I doubt those are big enough to cope.

>>6159514
My fingers can reach all the way to my cervix easily. Thus just doesn't make sense to me. Even if it blasts past the cervix you can still get some fibers around the thing. Worse case you get some tweezers and go in very carefully. Fuck if I don't want something in my vagina I just squeeze it the fuck out. I really don't get this.

>>6159439
how the fuck can you tolerate that shit for more than day? also what cheap ass brand are you using that that shit breaks off like that? goddamn. did you not masturbate for two whole weeks or do you just never masturbate with a finger in?

I don't have much gross period shit. Pad + tampon keeps away most stains, bleed normal, sometimes some clot but nothing worth writing about. Cramps are hell. Alka seltzer + heavy pain killers + heating pad is all I can do for it.

I know what my moms vagina looks like cause she showed me how to use a tampon by just calling me into the restroom and demonstrating while she was on the rag once.

Also I do masturbate through period because if no one else is gonna touch me I'm gonna do it dammit.

Damn all this period talk I am 99% sure I'm gonna start tomorrow. Boobs hurt like hell past couple of days, just stopped this afternoon and now I know I'm gonna bleed soon.

>>6159529
See i had a girlfriend that could do that. I never could.

>>6159520
>Nah. Seems like a pain. Tampons are good. Plus I have a stupid heavy flow and I doubt those are big enough to cope.

I have a really heavy flow, and at first I tried the ring shaped ones which definitely don't work for shit, if you do. But I've been using the divacup for a few months now, and on my heaviest day, I'm changing it every 7 hours compared to using a super tampon plus a pad every 4 or so. And on regular days I'm good for the full ten they advertise. And it doesn't make my vagoo as dry as a desert, because it doesn't absorb all moisture, it just collects your blood.

>>6159560
I keep imagining it falling out of you in public...

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>>6159529
>my vagina is short
>therefore all vaginas are short
Come on, anon. Don't be stupid. You a KV or just never had a gf with a longer vag?

>>6159560
Neh. Don't wanna.

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>>6159499
>/co/ definitely worse. The introduction of captchas really reduced the number of storytimes. They're still there obviously, but I feel like there's less extended storytimes, compared to circa 2010-2011 /co/. Streams being banned didn't help either. Honestly, I'd take r9k shitposting on all boards, to pol shitposting, and on all boards any day.

I still story time dammit. Gonna be the change I wanna see.

Plus sometimes I'll be rereading some bullshit and figure "hey why not just shit it out on /co/ and also read it there?".

But yeah did go down cause of fucking captcha. Went up a lil when some bought the whole no-captha moot shit. Down again.

I feel pol shitposting is gonna go away after election season is done. It'll linger longer if trump wins and die immediately if he loses like it did after romney.

>>6159545
I know my period is coming because my legs really hurt. Then i get all emotional. I keep it in check and make it a point to be extra nice in order to compensate for my emotional streak at that time. But i think i end up being too nice. Idk still haven't figured a balance to it yet.

>>6159568
I guess I've never been with a woman with a long vagina. It's a bit mind blowing. Can't say I've ever thought about this. Like shit, if I'm not turned in two knuckles will tickle my cervix. That was short compared to the people I've been with but I could never NOT reach their cervix.

I'm learning, supergirl anon. Slowly, but surely. I'll be there with my deft fingers for future girlfriends who lose their tampons in there.

>>6159566
Nope, it actually vacuum seals inside of you. You squeeze the tail end and wiggle it slightly in order to break the seal, so you can take it out to dump it.
The first time I used it was actually the worst. I tried it the day before my period actually started because they say on their website that you should, so you can get used to inserting and taking it out. It suctioned on and I couldn't get it out, and I panicked for about two hours about how I had a cup jammed in there, and if I should go to the hospital or not. But after that it was fine.

>>6159562
I just wouldn't let it get to that point. Toxic shock is too scary of a concept. I'd have fought tooth and nail to get it out. Masturbate to lube it up then go hunting.

>>6159538
The only way I can get through the massive pain of cramps, the kind that wake you up multiple times a night like a Charlie horse, is by masturbating non stop. Just hours of hazy pain and pleasure mixed in to some awful relief when the pain goes down after an hour. Always big bloody chunks every time. My gyno says I'm just incredibly fertile. I don't know if I trust her.

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>>6159593
>Like shit, if I'm not turned in two knuckles will tickle my cervix.
Hah, no shit? We're like opposite ends of the spectrum. I can't reach my cervix with my hands with any amount of twisting or turning or reaching, and I've never had a gf be able to reach it either. I'd need an extra implement of some sort to be able to give it a poke.

The first time I saw a gyno she had hella trouble getting to it too.

>>6159621
My gyno had to use a baby implement to get my pap smear done. And it still left me sore for an hour afterwards.

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>>6159634
Yeah, mine hurt too, but according to her that's cause my vag is super narrow in addition to long. Which makes sense, given that I can hurt myself with two fingers if I'm not careful.

Fascinating. I love comparing vag experiences.

>>6159665
It is incredibly interesting. Just from being on this site you get to know there are many kinds of dicks, but I never stopped to contemplate the many differences in vaginas, outside of the external bits.

Hah, you want to know something funny? A relative of Napoleon put a lot of research into the space between the clit and the vag. She was apparently very upset with how her clit was not simulated through sex. She then determined the most pleasurable distance between clit and vag. Upset that hers was outside of that range she invented a surgery that made the clit closer to the vag, but of course it didn't work. How sad. She never thought to pleasure herself during sex. I think it was if it's more than an inch you won't get stimulus on the clit through normal sex.

What does lesgen think of freckles? Not like massive amounts of them where they bleed into each other, but obviously there? Are they bad? Ugly? It's not even summer and I can't stop them from popping up after the winter.

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You pieces of shit can't run a thread without me.

>>6159725
Yeah, I heard about that. Wasn't her clit basically ruined from the surgery? Poor woman. Glad I don't even have to think about that.

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>>6159725
Yeah, right? We never get to talk about this stuff.

Eugh. Poor straight women. I don't know how they put up with that sort of nonsense. I'm so glad I'm a dyke.

>>6159750
Qt. Especially on the nose.

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>>6159750
>tfw I have massive amounts of freckles
Hashtag palepeopleproblems or some shit. I've been thinking of getting some Vitamin C serum to get rid of those fuckers.

>>6159787
Nuuuu, keep them. Only get rid of ones on your forehead, because those look like old people liver spots.

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>>6159805
Oh, my forehead's clear. So at least I don't look old, I suppose.

I've honestly always hated them.

>>6159815
>>6159750
Post pics of freckles

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>>6159834
>posting your face on 4chan
>ever

>>6159846
Post pics of areas with freckles.

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>>6159854
>posting your face on 4chan
>ever

>>6159787
Huh. I guess I'm glad mine are light. They don't get very dark. I mean they're obviously there, but they're tan, not brown. I never really thought of them much until recently when they started appearing on my lips. I've always liked my lips since they're naturally dark and prominent. Never needed lip stick to make them stick out. But now there are a couple freckles on em and I don't know what to think. I'm like the definition of auburn, with bright white hair mixed with dark black. Like, my arms and the tops of my thighs are pure white blonde, but the back of my thighs and pits are black. Pubes are a fucking grab bag like my head hair. Eyelashes are salt and pepper. It's strange as fuck. I don't even know what to think.

What's it like to have some consistency with hair color?

>>6159862
Post pics of one eye and cheekbone with freckles

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>>6159870
Basically feel like this dog

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>>6159870
Ooo, rockin' auburn though. That's a great hair color.

I don't have any on my lips. Which is funny, since there really are a lot of them.

>>6159874
What are my eyes and cheekbones, anon?

Are they part of my face?

>>6159901
Post pics of lips and jawline

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>>6159920
Post your social security card.

>>6159945
Post legs.

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>>6159960
Post wet vag.

>>6159976
Post hair.

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>>6160012
Post abs

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>>6160036
Now you.

Hey lesgen, I hope I get a gf this year

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>>6160087
>ask for abs
>get butt
I suspect that's not you, anon.