/mtfg/ - transgirl general

i'm gay and so is my wife

>>6147039
Good even, ladies. How's the world treating you all tonight?

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Can anyone confirm if kiwi offed herself?

hi!
please be nice to me

>>6147018

Well I think I -- no, we all know plenty about you. All you do is blab about your life here 24/7. You're anorexic. You post constantly and make threats of suicide or complain about how you shouldn't keep on the mones because you'll never pass. You also at the same time claim to be this sexual beast who has many partners. I don't necessarily doubt that. After all someone as questionable as "Kaylee" needs to be laid by someone. No straight guy wants to play "Does Kaylee have a cock or turner's syndrome?"

>>6147053
*nices*

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transbian love is the purest form of love

HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKNG LIKE BUTTON IF YOU AGREE

hello

>>6147009
>>6147026

I'm probably delusional or something but I'm not really interested in srs for now at least. I mean I definitely want a vagina but I don't hate my gt either so I don't think srs is really worth the money or the risk of surgery for me. Maybe in the future when they can just grow a perfect cis-tier vagina in a tube or something and implant it into my body I'll get it, but for now I don't want to do anything that could permanently damage my girl tinkler since I'm kind of planning on keeping it for a while.

>>6147058
congrats on your new girlfriend

>>6147051
Am Kiwi's ghost.
Can confirm.

>>6147011
>mfw literally just pushed testes up and slapped tape on gt, then pulled back
omg, I'm gonna have to try doing it that way. It sounds way less like ripping your skin off

>>6147053
*acts meanly towards you*

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I want a cute gf.

>>6147075
I want to be a cute gf

>>6147063
Hey no shame in that, I'm exactly the same way. Waiting for that glorious test-tube puss or equivalent because no severe genital dysphoria.

>>6147068
its the best way, i can pull my panties down almost and it looks like i have a big hairy cunt because i'm a big hairy cunt

>>6147076
what are your qualifications

>>6147064
thanks supportiveanon

>>6147057
thank you
>>6147071
terrible!!!!

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Who is this qt?

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>>6147063
that's what I thought when I first started transitioning but every mongth I feel like pic related

>>6147068
I wish I could do that :\ my testes are too big and won't go back up

>>6147085
Um... are you me..?

>>6147086
that comic is super accurate

>>6147079
none.
I'm hoping to get with someone who has low standards.

>>6147058
i woundn't know anything about that
why do you think i'd know anything about that

>>6147092
i have high standards, but you probably have low self-esteem

please list quals

>>6147085
Definitely not Red. Doesn't look like an emo 19 yearold who got lost in the women's clearance section of the local JC Penny's and figured while I'm here... Though it's not Kaylee because well see above.

>>6147091
especially so when tucking is basically impossible :\
or did you mean the whole manga, which was fantastic and very accurate

>>6147086
What manga is this?

>>6147093
look anne. we all know you're gay. the jig is up
>>6147104
tucking isn't super hard for me altho it is incredibly annoying. i have grown from indifference to hating my dick and i think it's been ruining my sex life lately too and keeping me from enjoying sex. i can't wait to chop this shit off

>>6147058
>purest form of love
>anything but femboy x femboy
kek

>>6147111
hanayome wa motodanshi
autobiographical manga about a japanese trans woman and how she transitioned, met her husband, got married
its cute

>>6147115
Thanks. I'll have to check it out.

benis

>>6147111
hanayome wa motodanshi
it was very good. I want to make my cis friends read it because it taught a lot about what real trans people feel like

>>6147113
lucky.. i just can't do it
but yea the descent from "meh it's not the end of the world, I'll get it some day" to "omg I need srs right now!!" is pretty steady

I wish I was a gay... and knew a nice girl with no standards

>>6147121
haha post your butt lol

>>6147126
no u :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>6147061

You should engage more, I miss your posts.

>>6147113
a little bit yeah,
i'm mostly just real bad at pursuing any kind of intimate relationship with anyone of any gender so its hard to say for sure really

not that there's anything wrong with that

>>6147129
yea this! I remember when you used to talk about bass and stuff anna and your band

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i want a bf :(

Who wants a piece of my girltinkler?

>>6147128
i asked first haha just do it lol it was be a hoot haha yeah just do it, haha

>>6147129
yeah? idk i dont have much fun here anymore. i dont know a lot of the ppl here and most of the new ones i dont really care for much. i usually get bored and leave after a few posts every other day or so.

>>6147136
Please no...

>>6147053
hi red tell me about yourself/your day
>>6147058
tfw ur gf has no gt

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trying to look good with hair back
and watching comedy bang bang

if you are reading this you are now officially my girlfriend, no take backs

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>>6147136
please don't impersonate me, I'm not in the mood

>>6147139
but you know me, I'm sheen!

>>6147141
it wasn't even me

>>6147149
see
>>6147150
Also I learned I only got a B on a big important presentation I spent days on

everyone ive made friends with online apart from my gf has been a pretty garbage friend and usually autistic

where do normies hang out online. i tried world of warcraft but only found alcoholics

>>6147058
>love

>>6147132

iktf
I never have much to add to the threads myself.

But fortunately there's nothing wrong with that.

>>6147085
Is that umaruchan?

>>6147158
facebook

but for real normies don't really hang out online like that. they hang out irl

>>6147158
normies don't hang out online. If anywhere, then Facebook

>>6147155
yes hello

>>6147161
s a m e

>>6147086
mine went up really easily. I'm not sure why desu, but it might have something to do with wearing really tight underwear through all of middle school.

>>6147078
I just tried it, and I still have a bit of a bulge under panties. I think I'm going to do that and wear a make-shift gaff, since that gives me a completely flat front.

By the way, I actually prefer using the panty-hose gaff over the kind of gaff that they make specifically for cross-dressers and trans girls. Even though it's less durable, it's way more comfy.

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>>6147138
I strongly suspect that anon might be trying to take advantage of me ;~;

>>6147172
>has butt-pics from the last time we had a butt thread

>every time I see a guy I can't help but think of how well they would be able to transistion and I start comparing their potential to my own

Is this normal? It makes me feel kind of weird.

>>6147171
thats how i do it but sometimes my ball sack gets caught either side and it looks like i have proper beef flaps but it pinches a bit. i'm putting in a request for suporn saying 'give me a vag and make it flappy'

ok my gt has atrophied so much i now have phimosis???

>>6147172
please, please post your butt elanna. it's the only the reason i wake up in the morning. every day, all i do is sit at my computer refreshing /mtfg/, hoping you've posted your butt again.

>>6147114
>>purest form of love
>>anything but femboy x femboy

mtf x mtf is basically femboy x femboy with different pronouns. don't kid yourself. both of you are right tho

>>6147180
i only do this when i see a guy with fem features, not every damn guy

>>6147186
[spoiler]it feels pretty nice too[/spoiler]

>>6147180
every time i see a guy i look at his brow ridge and kinda get grossed out and laugh at how bad a tranny he'd be. i'm p sure thats a mental illness

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a day in the life of the hips....

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>>6147150

You honestly, with love, totally look like a 19 year old emo kid who drunkenly accepted a dare to wear his trans girlfriend Kaylee's top and necklace.

2/10 would throw in front of bus.

>>6147196
>/mtfg/ tries to flirt online

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>>6147196
:U

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>>6147167
>yes hello
oh... you don't remember me
*starts disappearining*

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I decided to fill the rest out and repost

mama needs a new pair of (You)s

>>6147180
It comes with the obsession of whether or not you pass. I'd say it's extremely normal here.

>>6147184
>gets caught either side
yeah, this is the other reason why I use pantyhose as a gaff. I usually pick my length to be really short biker shorts, so that I'm not flapping out if I choose to just sit around in panties. I'd send a pic, but I'm lazy.

>>6147198
>1% masculine
hon detected

>>6147171
yea my testicles just haven't atrophied I guess. it's been 2 years so I'm not very hopeful. I used to be able to tuck when I was in middle school but since high school it's just been too painful

>>6147180
I do that! I also try "clocking" every cis girl I see. it's a really bad compulsive habit

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>>6147200
it gets worse.

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>>6147180
I look at qt femboys all the time and say "damn she better get on e fast"

>>6147206
>tfw tried this here and got one (you) asking where to get the template
h-heh

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>>6147198
face detection is a crapshoot

>>6147213
well I'm the other one who posted it and I thought yours was super cute desu
you were the finnish girl right?

also in case anyone wants the template

>>6147205
sheen no what you're my favourite strayan ya cunt m8

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>>6147186
And here I was about to repost the ones I've already posted, but it looks like you've already saved them lol

>>6147179
l-lewd

>>6147222
wait shit that's not the template

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Well, I'm going to sleep.

It's time to have Nightmares about my man body and about my future again.

Goodnight

>>6147220

Sure... sure... you totally pass ;) Totally after about $40K in FFS?

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>>6147198

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>>6147222
yeah this one :B

>>6147139
ikTf

I think it's just how things go though with people coming and going and the group and vibe that u have in ur mind as representing mtfg moving on and changing

the better option is to eventually get contact from everyone u like and move on and talk to them elsewhere but so many of us can have trouble engaging in conversation and stuff

>>6147227
oh no i dont save them, i never save them

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>>6147220
>16%
living on the edge

why does pictriev always give me bollywood actresses as lookylikes. i'm white

>>6147230
goodnight hannah i love you very much

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>>6147225
oh
phew
*renappears into existence*

>>6147234
I wish I was that good at drawing ;_;

>>6147238
>why does pictriev always give me bollywood actresses as lookylikes. i'm white

Pajeets and euros are close genetic cousins. Also most of the upper cast in India are light skinned.

>>6147241
a pizza taco. that shit needs doner kebab meat in there too.

>>6147233
get your charger QUICK

>tucked
>sneeze
holy moly

>>6147245
i know, indoeuropeans, but i'm really glow in the dark white, i'm black irish which is ibero-celtic/basque, so genetically i'm african or something?

i fucked a non-normie cis woman once and it was a good experience, i think

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>>6147206
>mfw I need flannel

>>6147211
just keep trying, I think...
I don't remember whether it was painful when I first tried, desu, but I can pretty much pop them back up through my pants if they slip out at this point.

omg, I'm really liking the tape + gaff though. It's holding in place, leaving me flat, and not leaving anything raw.

>>6147227
I'm very tempted to post yours, but I like respecting people's privacy. You can post it yourself :P

>>6147234
fuck, I forgot to add She.
Yo, Lain Volta is the fucking man. His streams are so chill.

>>6147234
are we doing this?

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>tfw summer is awful
>tfw waiting for wait loss is frustrating af
>tfw everything would be easy as fuck to fix if I didn't look like a piece of shit

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>>6147266
Wait you saved my butt pics?

>>6147236
I-I don't believe you ;~;

so my friend recently told me they are no longer in love with me, and they now treat me like an acquaintance and give me the cold shoulder a lot.

Do friends break up?

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>>6147266
me

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>>6147282
Are you sure you were just friends?

>>6147281
i dont save them elanna i promise, i would never lie to you, your butt is sacred to me

>>6147281
shhhhhhhh

>>6147282
why was your friend in love with you?
why was this common knowledge to you?
these are not friend things

University LGBT groups, yay or nay?

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>be me, 18 years old
>came out to my family and friends about 2 months ago, finally managed to get an appointment with an endo
>the appointment is 21 days away though
>meanwhile I can literally feel my brow bone growing
>if I don't get hrt fast I'm literally going to turn into a hon before my very eyes
>the endo probably won't even prescribe me hrt immediately and make me wait some bullshit amount of time too

Holy shit help me.

>>6147300
NAY
NAY
VERY NAY

Is it normal to get the urge to delete your friends forever and just be lonely?

>>6147300
i liked mine
go check yours out, give it a chance, you can always leave if things suck

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>>6147243
I wouldn't pat myself back just yet, lots more practice to do even for a hobbyist pleb like me but thanks ^^
>>6147266
>Yo, Lain Volta is the fucking man. His streams are so chill.
I've been to his stream a few times when he was working on electric girl. I haven't listened to the newest stuff but I gotta say, Supersonic and Atomic will never get old, by far my fave songs.

>>6147301
alldaychemist

>>6147305
it is here

>>6147304
w-why?
>>6147306
Tell me more
>>6147305
I did this 5 years ago. Wiped everyone, changed number just vanished. I was the fifth wheel i.e that person who is just there to fill numbers, no-one is very close with and doesn't get invited out much. So I said to myself having superficial friends is actually more depressing than having no friends and ditched them.

I just finished the last episode of Friends. Ive been binging all 10 seasons for the past 2 months now. i feel so sad now...
they were there for me...
they were my Friends...

this is the same way i felt after binging through malcolm in the middle

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>watching Lost in Space with best friend
>talking about future selves
>he says he'd be a badass with an eyepatch
>I tell him he'd have to stop being a shut-in pussy
>he grabs me by the hair and roughs me up a bit
>suddenly stops and says he's going to withhold affection until I apologize
>apologize
>gentle cuddles
Everything I want and need in a relationship

Is adding an "a" to your birth name a good or bad idea?

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>>6147075
>tfw not qt enough to even want one
>>6147287
wew, i'm the person yo never wanna be, save for balding..
>>6147305
i hope it is.

>>6147290
well like we spent most days talking to eachother for like 3 years
>>6147295
You don't love your friends? Is this odd? I thought you were supposed to love the people you care about?

>>6147330
Made some friends. Dated someone I met from there for a few years. Stopped being involved when the activism was too stupid to keep up with.

There was a wide range of events, dances, movie nights, activism stuff, clothing swaps, and the office doubled as a casual hang out space. Check out their website or whatever and just try not ot make your first impression a time when they're having administrative/activism based meetings. It doesn't have to be anything more than a social space where people don't give a shit who you date or what's in your pants.

>>6147301
I know that feel.

Back when I was 17 I came out to my parents. It took 6 months from then to get hrt. I felt like I was getting manlier by the second. Looking back I really didn't change that much over those months. Now had I started hrt a year earlier, that would have made a difference.

>>6147335
>male best friend who cuddles you but gets no sex

lmao that's an orbiter

>>6147335
How big is his dick?

>>6147340
I care about my friends. I might tell some of them I love them in a supportive way. I'm not going to go around telling just a friend that I don't love them any more and then distance myself. That's behaviour for someone I'm dating.

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>>6147332
watch the x-files tbqh

>>6147332
Watch "Joey"
Its so terrible

>>6147344
>an orbiter
???
We tried the relationship thing
Even fwb doesn't work for us

>>6147338
depends on the birth name
tony>tonya, sure
john>johna, god no (actually knew a cis woman with this name because her parents didn't expect a girl, so they just put an a at the end of the name they already picked)

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Nithing feels better than not being the tallest girl in the room.
>>6147206
(You)
>>6147335
Iktf. I need a boy to cuddle me so bad.

>>6147308
I've always been a fan of Coloris myself. He's currently working on a side-project where he's just dicking around with samples.

>>6147338
it's a bit of a cliche

none of my internet friends are online and im lonely and tipsy ;_;

>>6147364
i'll be your internet friend

>>6147341
Sounds good, ok I'll give it a try.

>>6147280
Don't bully yourself so much, try running at night or something if you're embarrassed about people seeing you. Or say "fuck 'em" and go running whenever you want - why should other people's opinions stop you from keeping yourself healthy?
>>6147287
>vidya
>civ v
Ily red <3

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>>6147335
>>he grabs me by the hair and roughs me up a bit
>>suddenly stops and says he's going to withhold affection until I apologize

l-lewd. where do I find one?

>>6147338
I've always found that kinda cheesy tbvh. I mean, my birth name works perfectlly for that, but it seems kinda cringy to me, so I went with Savannah cause its unique.

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>>6147301

>>6147330
>tfw was the loudest person in my group of friends
>tfw just went full neet tranny and stopped talking to anyone

Being the fifth wheel can't be fun though, we bullied that guy so badly ;~;

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>>6147135
And I want a gf :)

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>>6147350
i do need something else now to fill the void. x-files is a good option, but i need something as quick and semi-mindless as a sitcom. i just let netflix play in the background while i do work

>>6147351
was considering it, but i think it'd be too painful.

>>6147364
>friends
normie lush!

>>6147355
The "a" version of my name is actually more common than the sans-"a" version. My name is odd.
>>6147354
Has he ever had sex with you? If not he's an orbiter.

>>6147348
but were aren't dating. We just skyped every other day, cooked meals over it together and whatnot. Played a lot of vidya together. I read them bedtime stories a lot to practice my voice. Lots of talks that ran till 2/3am. Friend stuff. Plus we both agreed that dating before you like yourself and are who you want to be is stupid

i've been thinking that i might start going back to the gym and using the ladies locker room this summer
>>6147366
i thought we already were friends??

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Hey normies

I think I'm still in love with my ex which sucks.

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>>6147369
If I don't bully myself then who will?

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Does having almost all female female friends pre-transistion make me tru-trans or AGP?

>>6147377
Yup always the butt of jokes.
>>6147375
Sounds kinda black.

>>6147388
wow maddie can you not even tell us anonymous apart? Do we all look the fucking same to you?

Racist ass white girls these days I swear to fuck.

>>6147387
anon that's an ldr

>>6147393
trutrans

>>6147394
http://youtu.be/KXaCcHxYuns

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>>6147394
> Sounds kinda black.
Really? I always thought of it as a normie white girl name.

>>6147388
I actually don't think I've interacted with you in months. Sorry. I've been a bad friend, but I'm here now.

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>>6147389
hey

>>6147405
Sounds like a normie white girl name from the south.

>>6147235
yeah i totes agree. like i know this place changes so much over very little time as far as who posts here and all. i've seent it happen countless times. so if its not that much fun for me anymore that's okay. things change.

>>6147241
nice!

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>>6147403
But why?

>>6147389
Normies get out reee
>>6147391
I'm glad I got over my ex, looking back on it it our relationship seemed unhealthy and abusive.
>>6147392
Nobody will, and that'll be great! You don't deserve to be bullied when you're trying to improve yourself!

>>6147346
https://youtu.be/5nHL1mFOdXY
>>6147356
It feels so good
>>6147374
Basements r us
>>6147384
Almost but I backed out

>>6147400
what no it isn't. I hate the whole concept of those.

is it?

I can't have been dating someone and not have known it. My life isn't a sitcom.

>>6147417
Don't you think it's so fucking cute?

http://youtu.be/KXaCcHxYuns

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>>6147414
Awesome. For some reason, even thou i'm a Canadian who grew up in England, i've always wanted to be southern girl

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>>6147413
hi gem. whatup?

>>6147424
I bet you're a normie

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>>6147360
Coloris is up there as well. My other faves include (but are not limited to) fuse, chiptek and closer together

>>6147389
ree normies

>going to talk to some peeps online
>open up the thing
>see them talking already
>decide not to bother them

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>>6147424
>You don't deserve to be bullied when you're trying to improve yourself!
I deserve to get bullied until i've fixed myself.

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who else /fridaynightfeels/ here

>>6147433
Things that make an ldr work: make sure you say something every day. have scheduled cam time. find games/experiences you can enjoy together. The only thing you were missing was telling each other you love each other.

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BERNOUTS BTFO!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DailyShow/comments/4i4xvh/an_open_letter_to_the_daily_show/

>>6147340
Is English not your first language? Usually in English we don't use love to refer to friends unless you're both girls or you're extremely close and both men. You would almost never use it for a cross-sex friendship because that opens the door for a lot of confusion.

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>>6147450
I'm actually doing great for once. I'm going shopping with my girlfriends this weekend, just like a real girl. I have to do it in guy mode, but fuck it, its good enough

>>6147402

>trutrans

What if I had mostly female friends and effeminate hobbies and everyone read me as gay but I fapped to the thought of being a lesbian in secret? (not with said friends, that would be gross)

>>6147455
Please refrain from mentioning US politics.
Your post gave it more mention than it deserves.
I don't care if you like Bernie, Trump, The cheated woman, etc. Keep that shit off of my board.

>>6147403
What this guy >>6147417 said
>>6147405
Sorry m8 you will never be hired with that name.
>>6147427
exactly you cucked him, threw him out into eternal orbit

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>tfw dark souls pvp with qt boy
>tfw he says you're very good with pyro

>>6147445
I'd add circuit lover and makereal to that list

>>6147455
>>>/pol/

>>6147445
some normies are okay

>>6147465
>fapped to the thought of being a lesbian
what like, fapped to the thought of having lesbian sex with a girl, or fapped imagining your tits and shit?

I don't really think AGP is real desu

>>6147340
>You don't love your friends?
I was in love with my childhood friend. [spoiler]but he wasn't in love with me ;____;[/spoiler]

>>6147443
>I bet you're a normie
You're gonna make me cry ;~;
>>6147446
Just say hi, what's the worst that'll happen? If they don't want to talk to you they won't, and if they do they will - it's not like you're forcing them into anything.
>>6147447
If that helps you to improve, I guess that's okay. But you shouldn't be bullied to the point that it makes you feel hopeless or anything, because that's counter-productive. If you're going to improve yourself you deserve to feel good about it!

>>6147340
>You don't love your friends? Is this odd? I thought you were supposed to love the people you care about?
I do this, don't know about rest of the girls here. After a certain point it feels natural to love a close friend in a way that's barely distinguishable from romantic love, then again online stuff is probably different so what the fuck do I know about any of this lol.

>>6147451
no, I told them I loved them a lot. When they said what I was thinking mostly, or when I was proud of them. I'm overly affectionate I think.
>>6147458
I'm french actually, I moved to Canada when I was 16. I would admit that my english is not as good as everyones but I think I get my meanings across.

>>6147460
why in guy mode?

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Oh also i went to the mall the other day look at this sick ass homestuck shirt i got.
>>6147424
I'm sorry to hear. My ex and i had a healthy relationship until i told her i needed to be a woman.

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>>6147460
Well I hope you have fun

>>6147446
i do this with the irc tbdesu
i'll reply if someone asks for me, but that never happens so it isn't a problem!

Who /fat neckbeard/ or used to be one?

While browsing /mtfg/ I was lost in the fantasy of being one of the girls until my fingers brushed my chin. Oh well laser & gym next week.

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>>6147477
What if I already think it's hopeless but people being mean motivates me because i'm a fucking retard?

How can anyone get motivated to change if they just get hugboxed..

finally made a steam account what games should I get?

>>6147474

>what like, fapped to the thought of having lesbian sex with a girl, or fapped imagining your tits and shit?

Mostly A, but a little of B too. I mean I was very self focused sexually for a long time because I've always hated myself and didn't think I needed or deserved a real partner.

I like boys too but I didn't think about that as much until I started E.

>>6147486
I've decided not to come out to anyone till after I finish school in June, because its if they dont take it well I can just cut them out of my life. I do stuff by myself in girlmode thou.

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hi mtfg~
how are you doing tonight?

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>>6147498
Dota. Its the only game you need.

>>6147475
the way I understand it is loving is different from being in love? I do not think we are speaking about the same thing anon.
>>6147478
Exactly! I do not understand how you can grow to know a person, befriend them, and not love them for who they are and who they become. It is like watching a plant grow, or a book write itself.

>>6147498
bad rats

>>6147446
>walk into a room
>everyone already knows each other
>walk back out

>>6147498
FOOTBALL MANAGER

>>6147490
>homestuck
more proof you have bad taste

>>6147505
>the way I understand it is loving is different from being in love?

there are two kinds of love yeah
like platonic love and love love
he had platonic love, but i have love love

>>6147443
I drove two hours to see a trump rally with yume and the gates were closed when we got there :s

were eating at a pizza place nearby tho which is p nice

tfw keep messing up at work and your managers starting to treat you different

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>>6147498
Dota 2, it's free and you'll have a great time with the friendly community as you learn the game.

>>6147502
EDIE I ALMOST DIED

>>6147501
Clever. but surely it's already noticeable?

>>6147507
"my university experience" t. anon

>>6147518
>online competitive multiplayer game
>friendly community
lmfao

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>>6147469
> Sorry m8 you will never be hired with that name.
mfw
>>6147480
> I moved to Canada
Where?

>>6147509
:(
>>6147518
Lol

>>6147498
Metal Gear Rising. That and Dark Souls.

What was your first kiss like mtfg?
Mine was at 12 with a boy. He had peach fuzz I could feel and he grabbed my shoulders

>>6147436
That's because southern girls are the best.

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>>6147498
dota!

>>6147517
iktf
>tfw you always feel like an idiot when the really smart guy who's been there for a million years keeps correcting all the shit you mess up

>tfw home alone on friday night

>>6147517
at my work the fuck ups get treated like small children, because the job is so incredibly simple. How do your managers treat you?

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>>6147504
>>6147518

>>6147524
>tfw signing up for university in September
Should I kill myself? Not only am I an autist but I'm gonna look like a freak too. Is it possible to get through university never speaking to anyone?

>>6147533
oh, you were the one asking the other night about whether your steam profile passed

>>6147520

how did you almost die??

>>6147490
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>6147533
>first game 2012
>2k scrub

>>6147534
same

not that bad of a feel imo

>>6147338
Seems like an awful idea if you ask me.

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>>6147472
This made me realize I don't have all of his albums downloaded. Oh woe is me.

>>6147505
That's a really pretty way to put it.
>tfw no irl friends who i get to love love

>>6147498
If you got a nice rig and can look at pretty graphics, dark souls 3 and warframe, the latter is a horrible game to play long term but it's definitely worth checking out for the price of 0 dolla if you're a sucker for that style of aesthetics like I am. If you're on a toaster get some comfy indie games to play with friends like dungeons of the endless

>>6147541
yea! I was on my phone at the time so I couldn't screenshot it but I wanted to show off my profile pic :)

>>6147527
I'm gonna call myself Shaqueelaneeshia

>>6147542
idiot sped right thru a red light, almost hit me

how r u 2 nite

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>>6147491
> mrw i'm bassically a normie at this point
>>6147522
> Surely its already noticible?
Nope, i'm pre-mones. I start those in september

>>6147490
Sorry for taking the opportunity to blog instead of actually reply to you >~<
I'm sorry that you still have feelings for her, that must suck x.x I hope you're able to move on soon or, better yet, find somebody new. I hope you'll have an even stronger relationship with the next person, and that they'll accept you for who you are. tl;dr good luck, hope you feel better soon!
>>6147496
I'm fat! I don't have a neckbeard though, and my fat's not so bad that it'd be a huge change to lose it. Don't worry about how you are now, focus on how you're going to improve instead, and good luck with gym and laser!
>>6147497
Then I'd bully you~ >:3
But seriously, you should feel good when you're doing things that'll make you better!
>>6147498
Civ V :3

>>6147469
I didn't cuck anybody
I have my own reasons for not having sex and it was his idea not to pursue a relationship, partially because of that
>>6147531
About 5-6 with a girl I had a crush on
Or does that count?

>>6147548
:) I'm awful but it's fun! also I never do ranked and I never queue alone, only with my bf

>>6147555

woah
r u ok???
i'm fine. i had to walk home with like 1000$ in my pocket though tonight. i'm glad i didn't get robbed lmao

>>6147531
My first and only kiss was at 14 years old.
My little sister held me down and kissed me, it was pretty gross.

>>6147555
>idiot sped right thru a red light
Those are the worst
I hate how they're almost always going like twice the speed limit

>>6147551
>with friends
;_;

>dungeons of the endless
actually looks really cool
instant buy pretty much

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>>6147548
>tfw 1523 hours played
>tfw 3600 solo rating and 2800-2900 party rating

Time well spent.
Most of it was spent playing before there was a ranking system though but still.

>>6147558
Feeling good and getting hugboxed is how hons are created.

>>6147558
hehe.
good taste, anon!!!

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>>6147531
> tfw when my only kiss was on an ugly girl in grade 5 during truth or dare

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>>6147537
>is it possible to get through university never speaking to anyone
Not really. Universities are filled with so many people, you're bound to get talked to by someone, not to mention professors that will call on you and such. I used to teach at a university and I called on pretty much everyone, so I'm sure others do too. Obviously not everyone, but yeah.

>>6147512
It is difficult when this happens, I am sorry for you. I hope you have pleasant dreams about what could have been, and wake without the memory to bring you down.
>>6147527
Ontario, a few hours north of toronto. My mother and I left Strasbourg when my father lost his job and got in to a car accident. He was quit drunk. It's nice here though, less crowded.
>>6147551
Is it? I always feel so clumsy with english. But if you are lacking people to love, I can assure you that plenty would benefit from you taking a look around. Yourself included.

>>6147531
my little cousin kissed me once
and I think I kissed someone on the cheeks as a dare
my first real kiss was with my bf. he used his tongue and it felt good

>>6147531
A girl kissed me in front of another girl to make her jealous

>>6147557
Oh right. I started 2 days ago. I only plan on coming out after the effects of hormones force it.

>>6147537
If you do group work, you will be forced to talk to people.

It's how I started to get friends.

>>6147578
Nice, i'm in O T T A W A

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>>6147531

>in the field near where everyone played baseball with my first girlfriend
we made out pretty hard. i kissed a girl when i was way younger, like 3-4, a ton of times though. and then a boy when i was 7.
then my first boyfriend made out with me and we fucked when i was like 13.
i don't know which is the official first kiss.

>>6147561
yeah i'm fine. i screamed at them and blew my horn and felt better. city life is rough.

u should get a regular cab driver you can call when u need or something. my all time lover/ultimate friend has a guy she gets rides home from every night she works. or not idk if that would be practical in your situation

>>6147566
it was a blinky red light so they should have just treated it like a 4 way stop
there was someone whose turn it was to go and they didnt know what to do and just kinda sat there. i almost just went past them cos they were taking too long but if i had done that i would have gotten hit by the dude who ran the light. crazy how shit do be like that sometimes

>>6147501
>girlmode alone
me too, even though it's lonely

>>6147576
No I mean not trying to make any friends.

>>6147586
that is the capital of the country correct? Is it not expensive to live there?

>>6147558
Dw mtfg is for blogging. I blog about me, you blog about you. We all come here because its a place to reach out.
>>6147560
I'll play ranked with you I'm actually the same mmr right now i was just picking on you. I mean, i did start just a year ago (and also havent been able to play the last six months) but thats no excuse for being 2k gutter trash.

>>6147588
>fucked when i was like 13.
Fukken amateur hour up in here

>>6147549
Im always home :/ and my throat is inflammed so i suck at breathing and im not having any fun

>>6147582
Yeah, i'm lucky to have been born really feminin looking. On one hand, I got bullied all my life for it, on the other, it makes being a tranny really easy.

>>6147531
Indirect kissu with a blonde neighbor girl, we couldn't have been older than 3rd grade. She and her mom took me to the movies, and we accidentally drank from the same soda.
I felt more guilty for drinking soda that wasn't mine than embarrassed about indirect kiss x3
>>6147568
That's why you should feel good about IMPROVING, not about being a hon. That way you won't become a hon, or stay one if you happen to go through a hon phase :3
>>6147570
Why ty~

>>6147585
Is there group work in surveying?

>>6147595
me too

most days i dont interact with a single human being. it's still not that bad of a feel imo.

i hope your throat feels better though

>>6147531
i experienced sex before i had a romantic kiss, but that was rape so w./e

i was 16 and working on an organic farm as a summer job i'd got from doing school work experience. there was a girl called Claire who was a few years older than me there. on our lunch break we ate raspberries in the July sun, and kissed once, she was high and i was basically a kid. then she got a phonecall from the hospital saying her boyfriend had been in a motorbike accident, she had a huge guilt freakout and never spoke to me again.

>>6147591
Ah, that I would say is possible. I don't know why you would want to though. Having friends to go through all of that stuff with is really helpful, or I should say it was helpful for me. Really helped me get a hold of my life and finally move forward. Was a necessary step for certain. I've always been very social though, despite always hanging out with antisocial crowds.

>>6147597
>i'm lucky to have been born really feminin looking
This made me feel.

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>>6147599
Is manly looking thing with long hair and boobs a hon phase or just super manly mode?

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>>6147592
Yep, its the capital and the location of the best hockey and football teams :^)
The housing prices here are crazy, but my parents bought a house in a poor, immigrant neighborhood when we moved here from England, and that neighborhood took off recently, so everything worked out

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>>6147572
>TFW my first kiss was with the popular girl who lost a bet.
>TFW my second kiss was with a butch lesbo who told me I kiss like a girl.
>TFW I like men but prefer kissing girls.
>TFW I can orgasm from making out.
>TFW I prefer kissing to sex.

Pfffft

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>>6147568
>>6147533
>>6147548
whens our /mtfg/ dota team gonna happen

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>>6147572
OH SHIT I JUST HAD A REPRESSED MEMORY:
>be 10
>there's a girl with some mental problems in my class
>she chooses me to bite, lick, and hold down
>Whatever, I'm a push over fag boy
>one time she bites me so hard i bleed
>tell teacher
>she's taken to another classroom and I never see her again

There was also this girl in my middle school who would (while I was on my knees at my bottom locker) put her skirt over my face. Like, twice. I saw her panties. it was weird

>>6147589
Oh there's not many of those where I live
But all the stop lights have like a 2 second pause where they're both red and I almost got nailed a couple months ago by some chick going like 50 through a red light
Coming from the driver's side too so I would have been a blood pancake

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>>6147567
If you like getting somewhere and maybe beating the game playing solo is far preferable for dungeons of the endless. If you haven't checked out Undertale or internet hasn't ruined it for you, that's definitely worth checking out as well. If you like platformers cave story+ is great, I hate to admit that I fucking sucked hard at it and never managed to beat it but even I enjoyed the ride despite the genre being among my least favorites.

If for some inexplicable reason you like modern military online shooters with authentic/realistic damage models insurgency is always a great game to check out.

>>6147578
>But if you are lacking people to love, I can assure you that plenty would benefit from you taking a look around. Yourself included.
Ahh more pretty words. A look around where though? Online seems the only place where I can connect with people and get to know them but it's never gotten me any irl cuddles, I'm always open for getting to know new people but everyone is so far away :<

NANI!?

>>6147150
Is that aloe juice in the background

>>6147593
oo.. I'm probably too shy to add you ;_; and we just play unranked anyway

we just queued into a game and had the same person as we had last time except he's on the other team this time. kinda funny

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>>6147589

well i'm glad you're ok!!
honestly i just had to take money out of my bank account, so it wasn't like a date or anything.
i should have called a cab, but it was only a 10 minute walk, so...

>>6147594

lol the weirdest part about it is that i topped him more than he topped me. he was way bigger than me, though. he was full iranian.
i had a lot of boyfriends in high school though. mega faggot etc

>>6147607
Sorry :(

>>6147633
>edie tops
A G P
G
P

>>6147630
yes

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>>6147624

>>6147640
Yeah, probably something I could have gone without knowing.

>>6147615
I call position 5

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>>6147640

i mean, yeah? how else did you think i was going to fuck Faye?

>>6147601
Idk im a shy extrovert i think so these kinda things hurt me a lot

>>6147633
I've had zero boyfriends but I had a lot of sex in elementary school
Mostly bottoming
Lots of trust issues now, I'm surprised my relationship with the closeted ftm didn't absolutely explode long before it ended

>at uni in the café because rain
>it's dark and stormy outside
>the power goes out
>all the canadian exchange students are crowded around a torch telling stories
>i'm sitting lonely in the corner
>one calls me in
>they all are speaking canadian
>i understand nothing
how do i learn canadian?

>>6147641
Good taste, fampai. Aloe juice and lychee juice are the absolute bee's knees

>>6147593
Reaching out is good, communication is good! This is a good place ^.^
>>6147611
I won't know what you mean by "manly looking" unless you post a pic ;3
>>6147617
Poor red, the other kids could tell you were submissive and took advantage of that to molest you >~<

>>6147651
>torch
You're already speaking British so just pretend you're talking to the French

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>>6147615
I'm the best windrunner ever pretty much.

>>6147654
A chris-chan with longer hair and bangs.

>>6147651
> how do i learn canadian?
Watch Trailer Park Boys and Corner Gas.

>>6147648
It's not something I've spent a great deal of time considering honestly

>>6147654
I like it (sometimes)

>>6147615
m-mite be fun but we'll all fight over being position 5

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>>6147653
I love jelly drinks.
>>6147654
yeah....I really was a push over...
That girl who put her skirt over me called me cute and pet my hair....I liked that!!!

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>>6147650

wait...who were you having sex with?

>>6147644
>>6147663

idk, it's not that big of a deal to me. it's just sex. i love sex. i love everything about it, and because of that i'm into everything.....
honestly i'm more surprised that anyone would be surprised by that, or wouldn't have already known that. everyone knows what i do for work.

>>6147618
they're not a regular thing, just when there's a problem with the light or something they go into that mode.
>But all the stop lights have like a 2 second pause where they're both red and I almost got nailed a couple months ago by some chick going like 50 through a red light
yiiiikes
yeah some of the lights around here are like that. i've learned to always give it a second or two since i moved to the city. i also learned to use my horn and yell and be mean a lot more too.

>>6147633
yeah i feel you. i dont really fucks with walking home alone at night.
next time put it in your huge gaping asshole and no one will find it!

>>6147603
I went to university when I was 18 long before I came out as trans (I'm 24 now). Tried to make friends, nobody liked me, got depressed and dropped out. This time I don't want that to happen so the only way to not get depressed at failing to make friends is to not try. Furthermore I'll be even less popular this time around because I am now a tranny. Best to just try ghosting my way through this.

The last time I had a friend was when I was 17.

>>6147651
Watch Canadian cartoons with English subtitles. This also works with Japanese.
>>6147661
Oh, it's you again! Why are you always so negative, you should be more positive! If you honestly think you look like chris chan and weren't just getting bullied, then lose weight and maybe go for ffs if you've been on hormones for >3 years already.
>>6147666
Satan's trips o.o
And I like it because I get to talk to people and it's not nearly as awkward as when I try to talk irl

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>>6147531
I was sitting on top of a table in our schools cafeteria after hours in hs with my first girlfriend

she asked if Id ever kissed anyone before and I hadnt, so we did. She said I moved my mouth too much and helped me correct it with a bunch more

>>6147649
yeah same desu, im desperate for attention and feel intensely lonely most of the time, but for some reason it's still not that bad of a feel imo

>>6147640

>A G P
>G
>P

Smashing your Y chromosomes into another guy's bp is grounds to be called AGP now? The term has truly lost all meaning.

>>6147613
That is good! I did not know canada had a football team, I thought it was mostly winter sports like hockey and broomsticks. Best of luck to you.
>>6147619
Colleges are a wonderful way to meet people here I've found. Everyone is so generous and polite or headstrong and extroverted, it makes spotting people who's hearts have stopped and are in need of encouragement easier. Have you undergone schooling? It may be a good opportunity for you. There are of course other places to look; parks, libraries, commercial streets. Often people walking around during the day are the saddest, you can see it on their faces. The people that walk around at night seek conflict. It is best to avoid those ones.

>>6147633
I only had two bfs.
One of them told the school I cross dressed.
The nicer one was Irish and chubby and SOOOO cute. He topped me, but we both we're bottoms, so mostly just mutual masturbation.

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>>6147645
Sure I just wanna tend to the rice fields.
>>6147661
carry me
>>6147667
if you're actually up for it, whats your steam?

>>6147672
You're cute ;3
*pets hair*

>>6147686
>mutual masturbation
absolutely top tier

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>tfw everyone's a bottom

is being a top really that weird? i love both, but still.

>>6147673
People I thought were my friends
>>6147674
Yeah it's not really a problem here but I'm glad I saw her before I moved into the intersection

>>6147688
ahhhh noooo
I'll get extremely subby if you do that...

>>6147681
> I did not know canada had a football team
Yeah, we play both American Football and real Football here. We're far better at the first, we have a league and everything.

>>6147691
I'm a top. But I'm also anon so irrelevant. I don't really talk about it unless someone is posting worried that it invalidates their transness or something.

>>6147548
>700mmr
>calling others scrubs