/mtfg/ male to female general

>>6145948
who here wants a dick suckin?

>>6145949
audio is my top fetish desu

>>6145954
That's gay anon

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How long on life til happy

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hello friends!

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>>6145963
Till you do drugs

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Congrats on passing your drivers test Elanna!!

>>6145948
Hi moap :3

>>6145937
Because sex is constantly on the minds of the lonely.

>>6145963
Trans will never know happy

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>>6145971
You've got that right.

>mfw no whore moans

>>6145967
Wanna punch and kick Amy to death with me?

>>6145954
lewd.

Actually, when my genitals are licked I enjoy it, but sucking really turns me off. IDNKW though

>>6145952
It was more of a rant than me expecting an answer.

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>tfw slipping into another depressive episode

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>>6145963
Everybody's happy when theyre high

>tfw don't know how to come to terms with the fact that I'll never look how I want and that there are things most other people get to do and feel that I never will

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>>6145948
<3
>>6145954
C O O T I E S
>>6145956
I don't have or feel like making anything ;~;

order me a pizza
>>6145959
again (you)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bDY0DfEjmo
>WAITING
>to grow me some tiddies
>WAITING
>to get a cute butt

>>6145981
anon do you want to come over and bake cupcakes together like in that picture?

>>6145937
For me it's top priority
I don't need BA or Ass fillings or something
Just FFS for comfort and SRS against my hardcore genital dysphoria

How many of you here banked your sperm?

>>6145983
It's called "Alcohol"

>>6145955
let's talk about fetishes Amy!!!
who else /intoBeingCucked/

>>6145996
Fuck that. The idea of being a sperm donor for my child just weirds the fuck out of me.

>>6145983
Most people don't look like they'd want to

>>6145996
>banking sperm
Sry, i'm not agp

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>>6145978
No not really. I just wanna get high or something.
>>6145981
Ya-yay!...
>>6145987
Pfffff you don't need pizza and neither do I

>>6145996
Fuck no, I don't want kids.

>>6145998
Alcohol is the worst. Psys are objectively better for your mental and physical health.

>>6145996
I tried to, but apparently they only found 2 in the sample. Not million, literally 2
in retrospect the idea of being a child's biological father makes me want to throw up

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>>6145794
shut up bully anon! you have been proved wrong

you are just jealous she passes and is cute unlike you

>>6146007
She raped your brother and caused him to have an emotional breakdown.

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>>6145980
well u got one anyway
enjoy ur ruined childhood

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>>6145987
>don't bother me, can't you see i am entertaining the ladies? *tips*
you truly are the most pathetic poster here right after kayla

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>>6145969
Tyy!
Time to go celebrate with weird and wonderful drugs :D

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>>6145954
>implying

>>6145983
>there are things most other people get to do and feel that I never will
This is the worst, THE WORST of all. I honestly don't know any other way to cope than just not to think about it as hard as I can.

>>6145996
Wouldn't want anyone to have my shit-tier genes

>>6146025
lets do drugs together!!!

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>>6146025
>>6145982
>mfw no drugs

>>6146025
Congrats

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>>6146010
>they only found 2 in the sample
lol, can't they use that?

>>6145996

I'm strongly considering it.

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>>6146025
Have fun you've earned it! But be safe my friend.

>>6145996
that reminds me of selling ur sperm, do they test fertility? cus otherwise there's an untapped revenue stream for tranny camwhores that can still ejaculate

>>6145981
>tfw been in a depressive episode the whole week

>>6146031
well apparently neither of them were moving very much

I blame the lupron desu

>>6146029
Good. Drugs are bad.

>>6146029

>tfw drugs but only horribly addictive ones

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>>6146016
... Rape... emotional breakdown... Neither of those things happened. But come on it's such stupid drama who gives a shit, he for one doesn't..

>>6146044
>drugs but i have to do stuff tomorrow

>>6146039

rip anon's semen

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>>6145970
Hi Charlotte~

>>6146029
What horror, you poor thing :(

>>6146011
I can play that game too anon!

>>6146035
Wait, will you lose your ability to ejaculate at some point? I thought that the action always remained but the contents just changed. Mine is completely clear though so it wouldn't fool anyone

>>6146042
They sound fun though, especially LSD

>wanting to be a father
>putting your semen into a real woman and reminding yourself you are a man
yeah, no thanks

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>>6145996
I had a nightmare one time. And my sperm confronted me on my decision to transition.

"you would genocide millions of innocent sperm and testosterone hormones, and invite the enemy we defeated in the womb into our homeland. Spitting on the sacrifice and struggle our ancestors went through. Stop this now. Or suffer the consequences"

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>>6146042
drugs are <3

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my sister bought me plaid leggings lmao

I have no idea what I can wear them with tho

>tfw you realise none of your friends actually like you

>>6145996
If I reach the point where not having done so is a big concern to me above other stuff, then hey, I got quite far.

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>>6146058
>you would genocide millions of innocent sperm
>implying the biggest genocide wasn't going on when you could actually kill something by fappan

>>6146063
I like you

>>6146063
>tfw afraid of that all the time

>>6146067
kiss me pussy

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>>6146031
>>6146039
>>6146051
>2
KEK
>I'm glad to be with you, Spunkwise Cumgee, here at the end of all things

>>6146028
Reeed
Take psys with meee :D

>>6146029
>tfw
;~;

>>6146030
Thanks ^^

>>6146034
I'll be safe thanks ^^

>>6146010
This happened to me too.
God that was a weird experience trying to cum into a cup though. It already was weird and then doing it in a space with a bunch of porn magazines that were just bizarre (straight guys fap to this shit?!)

>>6146063
you're cool basic! I'm just a lowly anon but I hope that counts!

>So many new trips on a new hate cycle.
And so the world turns.

Anyone in canada know what the typical wait time to see an endo in alberta is?

>>6146067
Shhh. They don't know that. It's good population control.

>>6146055
Idk, sometimes?

>>6146042
Drugs have legitimately helped me get over shit from my past >>6146060

>>6146054
could you not?

>tfw no f

>>6146062
Black ankle boots are your best bet.

>>6146063
No. Stop

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>>6146063
But I like you!

>>6146082
I hate you

>>6146075
>kiss me samwise
>what?!
>I-I said kiss me
>mr frodo, I'm sorry but I'm seeking to marry a lady
>oh
>yeah, I'm glad to be your friend mr frodo but that is how things are

>>6146076
okay!
let's get high and go to a park!

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>>6146073
But that's lewd

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>>6146094
wasn't worried about finding shoes to wear with them desu

anyone have any of these? How visible are your bits in them? You'd absolutely have to tuck, right?

>>6146102
Absolutely visible without tucking

My parents are coming over today.
I'm going to cook some pork ribs for them.
Don't know if I'll come out to them today, though.

Also, I'm sad because /mtfg/ doesn't like me anymore because I'm hon age. :(

Who here has so fully internalised the fact that they'll die alone that even when people take a liking to you, you can't even contemplate being with a partner, and are even inexplicably repulsed by the idea?

>>6146102
I wear Jean shorts pretty much daily. Get a good secure tuck and you're good, should just be flat unless you have a giant gt.

>>6146102
never been a fan of the jean shorts + textured leggings look but that's just me

but with every pair of shorts I "tuck" as best as I can

>>6146106
poop

I don't even know how to tuck
how do I learn? Is it uncomfortable?

>>6146102
Microdick :^)

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>>6146007
we both do and you know it
>>6146023
who are (you)

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>>6146076
>tfw trying to stay clean but everywhere is drug talk

I am doing this to myself tho
congratz on passing the test tho!

>>6146108
Idgaf how old you are.
youre the sass I need in life.

>>6146108
>Also, I'm sad because /mtfg/ doesn't like me anymore because I'm hon age. :(
Is it bad that I like you more because you're older than me? Kind of reassuring that I'm not the oldest around here and can feel better about myself, also so far I haven't spotted any honny vibes radiating from you so dont worry.

It's not their fault but I absolutely can't stand people who start <18yo just because of how jealous I am.

>>6146022
I didn't mean it that way, reading my reply I sound like a bitch towards you. I'm sorry :(

>>6146095
I love you I'm sorry.

>>6146119
>can't stand people who start <18yo
don't act like we don't have problems

a tranny is a tranny, for the most part

>>6146113
I mawde a gaff with youtube instructions
It's not really hard when you're on Hormones
Just push your balls up into the canals
My balls sometimes tuck themselves or after tucking they won't come out again
It shouldn't hurt, if it does losen your tuck a bit

i feel weird like eyes and back/top of my head feel wrong

Just pls pull up and try to stop this spiral. I see you

>>6146125
Wow well fuck you too

>>6146133
Whoops. Meant for (you)
>>6146125

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are my hips ok ?

help
>>6146131

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Mom got me an amazon gift card and told me to buy a bra for every day of the week.
Just did my order, glad I got help from "a bra that fits" and sized them right.

I don't know how it will feel to start wearing bras daily. Someone tell me about it.

>bought really skinny jeans
>lost a tiny bit of weight
>they're not skinny any more
fug :-DDDDDD

>>6146137
yes stop asking

>>6146137
If they're not you can't change them anyway
Just be happy with what you have

>>6146128
Please, it's a goddamn easymode when you have a fraction of the irreversible changes that I have to deal with. I'm mostly mad at myself for not finding a way to start earlier but I can't push myself to hugbox you either. And again I'm just so incredibly jealous and bitter that you girls get to have a body that I can never ever get back. I'd give anything to turn back the time and somehow get to where you are

>>6146138
please

>>6146118
Thanks and sorry ;_;
If it's any consolation I figure the drugs I'm doing are probably not drugs you would enjoy.

>>6146100
Wheeee!

>>6146139
its good that your mom is giving you
>how to girl tips
before you move out
and it just feels like you're wearing a bra all the time, taking your bra off at the end of the day is a good feeling tho

>>6146140
Or your fat and they stretched out

>>6146139
if you've already got boobs it'll be a bit uncomfortable for a bit while you get used to it

after a while you'll pretty much learn how to take them off from under a shirt with one hand like a pro

>>6146071
>>6146072
>>6146078
Ty
>>6146096
Ilu too

>>6146134
I'm sorry

>>6146153
but like does it get uncomfortable and sweaty?

>>6146146
I didn't get useful answers earlier so I thought asking again would be ok, sorry

>guy tells me he wants to hang
>but doesn't respond to texts
minor frustration

>>6146139
>then
>god this is uncomfortable, I'll never get used to wearing a bra!
>now
>walks into shower with bra on and turns it on.

>>6146152
elanna do you know anything about >>6146083

>>6146154
no I lost like 1.5kgs and now they're loose as fuck
I thought the mones would make my butt bigger ;_;

>be me
>have always been ravenously hungry, gained a lot of weight because of it
>around 40 pounds overweight, trying to lose it as part of the process of becoming a cute girl
>rummaging through fridge trying to find some shit to eat
>get some rice, green beans, and a leftover chicken breast my mom made
>too lazy to cook the green beans so I just eat those fuckers raw
>appetite is completely gone after like 7 of them
>don't even want to eat the chicken or rice anymore

Have I discovered the secret to weight loss?

I guess I should probably force myself to eat the chicken and rice anyways though, since I haven't eaten anything else all day and I don't want to turn anorexic and fuck my metabolism up.

>>6146063
I like you tho

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>>6146140
>same problem
>cant get enough thicc into right places to make them look skinny
welp

>>6146139
At what point should one consider wearing a bra?

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>>6146156
>if you've already got boobs
yeah, 36 C and they are sore all day now again and the skin feels tight so they are growing again
I never wore one for more then an hour, also I can't put one on right to save my life, im so dumb

>>6146118
<3 awww I'm going to move to Germany and be nanny to your kids. (and then I'll teach them the true history of race mixing of germans and huns, asians and turks)

>>6146119
It's not bad, I get jelly of all the young ones here, but I feel happy to see how they're fearlessly starting their life.

>>6146133
I'm just really sorry for everything.

>>6146166
Ty

>>6146164
>tfw my ass is so big i pretty much gave up finding fitting pants
I actually have one pair that really fits

>>6146163
>>6146083
Do you have a referral yet? If you're waiting to see a shrink it takes more than a year. If you have a referral it can take up to 3 months.

>>6146168
>C
>not already wearing a bra
wtf?

>>6146165
I just use willpower to ignore hunger.

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>mfw people here think I'm the only person with an iOS device

>>6146159
not really unless you're doing something to get uncomfortable and sweaty

>>6146168
you're not dumb, stop being silly
you're the equivalent of a 12 year old girl learning stuff that you need to know

>>6146149
I transitioned when I was 5 and I was sent to an all girls school so my brain is fully feminized.

>>6146168
>can't put one on right to save my life
I'm super uncoordinated so I used to pretty much have to put them on backwards, do the hooks up at the front, and then spin them around and put my arms through the straps
it's super easy once you get used to it

>>6146174
I didn't know if I should or not but now I have to, they have physical weight to them and mass. I am also still stuck in guy mode so I already look like a weirdo

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>>6146168
>tfw Kayla has bigger boobs than me

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>>6146177
I am also an iPhone user

>>6146186
you look like a girl wearing guy clothes

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>>6146054
your face looks like a fun mix of fetal alcohol syndrome and brit phenotype

>>6146186
How long did they take to grow? I'm a bit worried mine are going too slow will stop growing before getting to A or B cup :(

i want to touch boobs together w/ kayla

>>6146173
I have a referral and got my blood tests done and all that. Okay 3 months kinda sucks but thank you for the info!

>>6146076
I'm at my parents' house, so there's no way :(

>>6146113
it's only uncomfortable if you tape and your gt flips over because it has a weird bend.>>6146130
Gaffs are nice, just cut the legs off pantyhose and flip it down.

>>6146184
pics or it didn't happen

>>6146149
>easy mode
I wish
I mean I'm still a tranny. I'll still never be a real girl. Can't have kids, look like a man, only people who would ever want to fuck me are weird fetishists
>give anything to turn back the time
yeah and I'd give anything to turn back the time and transition when I was 5

>>6146168
how do you figure out your bra size/????

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>>6146169
>and be nanny to your kids.

TRIGGERED

>>6146152
>If it's any consolation
not really ;_;
but thats okay!
just be safe! Ilu <3

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Sup ya gooks and c00ks , boons and goons
what's up ?

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>>6146199
Here's my acceptance letter

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I couldnt be more disappointed. They are going to shit all over history with this one.

>>6146131
>>6146138
>>6146151

Did you take any drugs?

>>6146063
>>6146171

I fucking love you Base, you're like literally part of my identity.

>>6146161
>lying boys who ghost
IKTF

>>6146172
>my ass is so big, no pants fit
This is like my goal in life.

>>6146201
>>6146168

Did you go get fitted with a bra expert?

>>6146195
I'm at 15 months hrt, just when the changes start to really snowball

>>6146201
a bra that fits web page

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>>6146192
Yay someone took my meme :3

>>6145948
>>6146002
>>6146007
>>6146025
>>6146028
>>6146029
>>6146055


Someone remind me why I like you people?


Oh wait...
It's because you aren't assholes...

Let's be real, I only ever come here and /tg/ anymore. It's fun to be nice to people.

spent the last hour on cam with a girl being lewd and funny and making her smile and blush

that girl is my gf and we've been together 7 months and i love her

>>6146200
>yeah and I'd give anything to turn back the time and transition when I was 5
Well you can't argue that you aren't be infinitely better off than someone who starts 22+ when all the late puberty stuff is over already. Around 18 still gets to have wide hips and save some of their face/shoulders usually, below 16 is elder god tier. Starting at 5 is somewhat unrealistic imo as you aren't really at an age where you have full understanding of what it means to be whichever sex/gender but in retrospect it surely would be nice

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Feminized is a big word for a 9 year old.

Also, I've never heard of "City, State 12345". I'm sure Mr. Director, who works at "Corporation" enjoys living there though.

>>6146214
no
i feel horrible like my head is wrong

its like how you feel when you sneeze but halfway like theres not enough pressure

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d-does anyone wanna play lol with me?

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>>6146193
>shit hons say

>>6146177
>mfw i'd rather not have a phone than use an iOS device
>>6146217
Which one? The calculator they recommend isn't accurate for trannies. Or did you make a post?

>>6146149
>>6146200
>be me
>my own mother thought I was trans and asked me about it when I was super young
>can't remember the exact age but I think I was about 12
>I denied it because I thought puberty would fix me and make me stop wanting to be a girl, and being a fully functional male is better than being a young-transitioning transgirl who still can't have kids or do other cis stuff even though she passes well
>now I'm 18 years old and I'm going to become a transgirl who both can't have kids and probably won't pass well

Honestly I was too smart for my age since I was an autistic little nerd and would read science textbooks for fun. I wish I was some retard kid who didn't understand puberty or how reproduction worked fully like most of the kids my age, then I probably would've said yes and could've been a mostly 100% fully passing girl.

>>6146224
shit, forgot to link >>6146211

>>6146219
<3

>>6146210
good evening lily! do you own the sword in that picture?

>>6146221
yayu for anon! I hope you stay happy together :)

>>6146122
oh don't worry! I didn't take any offense

>>6146224
Kek

>>6146058
Actually, in buddhism if you masturbate its bad karma cause they believe in sperm theres the souls of the upcoming child. You literally massacre people when you ejaculate outside the womb. Funny enough, in buddhism everything flips around after death, so if you masturbate enough you reincarnate as a sperm cell, and die millions of times because of somone masturbating :^)

Buddhist hells are way worse than anything christianity imagined tbqh

>>6146235
evening!
not yet but kinda tempted to buy it

>>6146232
I'd bake you all cookies, but I am in fact both poor and Irish.

While I'm here, does anyone have questions for me? I feel the science coming on.

>>6146226
please help

>Tfw ur a Susan's tier late transitioning hon

>>6146252
>tfw you are actually pretty

>>6146245
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empty_nose_syndrome
>>6146254
I don't know this feel ;~;

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>>6146231
ouch

I used to tell my mum I was a girl when I was < 10, but she never took me to a psych about it
>tfw I could have been a super early transitioner
>instead I'm just a moderately early transitioner

>>6146214
My hips are a bit broader too so the whole area is a bit bigger
That's why i wear skirts in girlmode so much, they just fit better and are more comfy

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>>6146217
>I'm at 15 months hrt, just when the changes start to really snowball
Oh boy, I'm 11 months hrt and I'm not even A cup yet and I really really really don't want to get implants. Maybe I'll be like red and become a femboy or something when this all goes to shit

>>6146231
It always hurts to think of the past like that. I remember my earliest memories of wanting to be a girl to be around 4-5 years old but I just sorta conformed myself out of those thoughts when everyone around me rejected that as weird and I didn't want to stand out and get bullied. Not that it really mattered until puberty but oh boy what a fucking mess that was, everything felt wrong and I didn't know that there was something that coulda been done about it until it was far too late.

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>>6146244
I haven't seen you before, it's nice to meet you! How likely is it that they'll legalize LSD literally anywhere for science and theraputic application?

>>6146211
Seriously though, what's City, State (zip: 12345) like?

>>6146226
This is going to seem stupid, but drink water. Drink like 1.5 litres of water in the course of an hour 2 hours.

>>6146203
Wut? you're so young, the kid thing will be figured out by science by the time you're 30.

>>6146211
So fancy working in an Imperial Romanl office

>>6146230
>No iPhone
muh sistah!

>>6146236
Yay! :3

>>6146235
The ancestral sword of lilly's house, used for the protection of Wien against the Muslim Hordes for 2 centuries.

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w2c a qt gf?

>>6146242
aw but cool! I've seen you post about swords before but I don't know much about them so I wasn't sure

>>6146241
christianity never really described hell per-se, everything in the bible is very vague. a few descriptions of pits of fire and such mostly. it was just christian writers and philosophers who came up with their own interpretations/descriptions of it that we know today.

>>6146259
I can't really regret anything since I never told anyone or understood it at that age

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>>6146266
>Wut? you're so young, the kid thing will be figured out by science by the time you're 30.

what do you think my age is bby

>>6146268
S T R A Y A
T
R
A
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>>6146266
>Drink like 1.5 litres of water in the course of an hour 2 hours
>>6146226
sass is right, you're probably crazy dehydrated. Just don't chug it or you'll throw up.

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>take out scale
>open baggie
>retch
Holy fuck I forgot how bad aMT smells. It's literally old people smell.

>>6146203
I will be ilu too <3

>>6146198
Keep in mind I was referred years ago, it may have changed since then. Either way, good luck anon!

>>6146219
>It's fun to be nice to people.
Sure is ^^
Hi and thanks agony uncle. What's up?

>>6146230
>The calculator they recommend isn't accurate for trannies.
the four measurement system is, you just need to buy a balconette bra in the size it gives you

>>6146259
my mom told me she'd have taken me to a therapist if I said something but susans scared me out of telling anyone how I felt.

>>6146272
my mum used to watch those documentaries and stuff about that jazz girl
I can't believe she never made the connection
I guess she kind of didn't want to. After a while I didn't really want to either

>>6146259
I... will admit that I would be in a similar boat if I could convince myself to transition, but, being perfectly honest, I'll be dead before 30 due to long term illness.

>>6146265
Sorta new? I've only posted under this name for the past few days, but I've lurked for years. In terms of LSD, the addictive nature of it means that it's not likely to be legal anywhere other than dictatorships for a long time, but it may be treated as not worth arresting some one over in any of the relatively "drug friendly" nations or states. Here in Ireland for example, a similar situation has developed in terms of both weed and ecstasy.

>>6146287
This.
I found out i'm trans when i was 12, i even told friends online
Then i found susans
Back into repression it goes

>>6146281

>aMT

Never heard of that before.

>>6146281
The usual. Answering questions, being a weeb, dying to my own stupidity and depression.
Baking some flapjacks as we speak.

>>6146258
does your skype work?

>>6146294
>dead before 30 due to long term illness

Ayy I can relate, which one have you got?

>>6146295
my worst regret ;_; they were so bad about talking about hrt back then, so I thought surgery was the only thing and I was like "well that won't help me grow up to be a girl will it? won't I still look like a man when I get old?"

it wasn't even just fear of hons tho. there was a post some 14-15 year old made on susans asking about transition. must've been when I was like.. 10? 11? and all the replies said "oh how could you ask your parents to go through that" "oh you're too young to know". I can't believe I was dumb enough to believe I was too young or that I'd grow out of it

>>6146305
I was stupid with type 1 diabetes. I've killed off one of my internal organs (fortunately the appendix isn't that important) but the docs think that with the damage I've done, it's a downhill slope. So I've vowed to prove them wrong.

Random question for the armchair doctors. Do you think inducing lactation via drugs like Metoclopramide would cause already developed breasts to further develop? Like in the case that somebody has been on HRT long enough that they will not grow any bigger and the person wanted more projection and to loosen up the breast.

>>6146261
Has it always been that way or is this something that's post HRT

>>6146231
>be me
>13 YO
>Cousin stays over for her quinceañera, because my parent's house is at the beach.
>Party over
>dress stays
>We're both the same size
>I want to try it on
>hmmm, need makeup
>hmmmm, need shoes
>OMG! What are you doing Sass!
>Are you gay?
>How can we help you?
>No mom I'm normal!
>Go to gay conversion therapy
>2 smart for therapist
>HaHaHAHA HA I fooled them all! I'm really Transgender
...16 years later still in the closet to everyone.

>>6146252
>claiming you're a hon and not having a susan's login and recieving the monthly newsletter were susan's is going through a shitstorm because there's a hostile takeover of susans by other hons.
amateur

>>6146273
22 max

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>>6146312
Ive talked to people that swear on their life that it worked. Id try it out.

>>6146315
oh your poor soul.

>>6146310
Yeah, but i can't change it
When i came out to my mother she asked why i haven't told her back then, she would have helped me

>>6146304
Y-yes?

Everyone in the house is going away for the weekend.
Qt cuddler applications being accepted.

>>6146312
I don't know if that's the correct drug, but it sounds logical.

>>6146312
>Metoclopramide

Ah this... I was actually looking at this yesterday. Yes, probably? However what you'd be probably be talking about is a long term course, which, considering the side-effects include depression, I'd say it's not worth it. So over all, yes, in short stints. Maybe. I am not a doctor.

>>6146317
how old are you then? are you approaching hondom like me?

>>6146303
;~;
Hey at least you got flapjacks, are you actually baking them? I've never tried pancakes that were baked.

>>6146297
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-Methyltryptamine
Pretty crazy stuff

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>>6146149
>easymode
Familarino, I got on blockers at the tail-end of 17. I am more masc than the overwhelming majority of this general.
Also, would you kill for it? Please kill me.
>>6146317
Wait, your older than 22?

>>6146319
well, we just have to keep moving forward I suppose! there's no way to go back and change the past. I know I'm doing better than if I had waited longer, and I hope you are too

>>6146269
I see
idk I love swords and HEMA in general

>>6146320
oh, I guess I just need to get a clue

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>>6146326
>>6146329

I am 26...
please kill me

>>6146331
I am being bullied ;___;

>>6146319
I tried to come out as gay and my mom manipulated me by crying and made me take it back into saying I'm crazy and I won't mention that again.
So yeah.

>>6146315
I always had kinda broad hips and a big ass, but hormones made everything even bigger
I think i still got some hip bone growth

>>6146333
26! I love you even more!

>>61462940
uwaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh ;~;

>>6146310
>I was too young or that I'd grow out of it
My mom called me a hypochondriac when I broke my arm, sprained my ankle, and every time I felt sick. I legitimately thought my subconscious was just making it up because I felt lonely, and I'm still fucked up by the whole thing to this day.

>>6146315
>"are you gay?"
;~;
>"I fooled them"
>mfw parents still think I'm closet gay, not trans

>>6146327
... Elanna... how do you make flapjacks? Because if there is a form of flapjack that is somehow a magical fusion of pancake and delicious oat goodness, I need to try this.

>>6146312
Considering that's what happens to cis women during pregnancy, it would probably grow your breasts. I'm not sure how much or if the growth will stay once lactation stops, though.

Also, you don't need drugs to induce lactation. Just play with your nipples every day and you'll start lactating eventually.

>>6146332
Idk who you are but I haven't gotten a message since this morning. Are we already friends? You can also reach me on discord @durr#3602

>>6146333
for what ? D:
the führer is above bulling

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>>6146329
>tfw 21 repressed and voluntarily cultivated T in my system with the gym

>>6146269
True, idk why i always think pf dantes inferno and that description when thinking of christian hell.
But if masturbation is genocide... What is causing infertility? Literally causing extinction? Fuck. We are worse than hitler...

>>6146348

Well that's a right daft thing to do, innit?

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>>6146333
>tfw phienchen will never be your big sister

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>>6146347
for being old af
but I guess we will ened some wisdom when we conquer the world

>>6146340
;____;
at least I started transitioning a few years ago


>>6146348
Ilu

>>6146341
well u do like cocks :p !

>>6146335
I'm so happy and jelly 4 u!

>>6146343
but playing with your nipples is like inviting the devil to your house for dinner!

>>6146342
I must be encountering a regional thing, here flapjack is just another word for pancake ;~;
Flapjacks have oats in them?

>>6146324

Gotcha. Yeah I don't know I'm talking to my doctor who is a Hon and see what she thinks. I just hate how shallow they are and I couldn't afford and wouldn't want breast implants. I'd take on some depression for that.

>>6146294
>lsd
>addictive
Wtf, is tea a dangerously strong stimulant akeen to meth now or something?

>21
>Filipino/Irish/Polish mix

How fucked am I for passing?

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>>6146319
My mom asked me that too
>tfw you could have prevented early onset hondom
>>6146333
Fuuuck, I thought you were like 21-23 tbqh....
>>6146348
Fampai, yr probs still better off than me.
>>6146352
Iktf.

>>6146317
Interesting thanks. I'm going to talk to my doctor Hon about it. I just wanted to make sure it doesn't sound to absurd

>>6146355
I still don't feel too good about my body pretty often

>>6146359
Depends on face

>>6146351
I didn't intentionally sabotage my self. I had forgotten about it since I was like 6 or 7 and my entire system was swamped with T that I didn't actually feel bad about it. And then all that repressed childhood memories and longing to be a girl came back after a major depressive episode.

I still hold hope in the back of my mind it's a phase and I can go back to normal

>>6146356
Flapjacks here are... different, pic related. Mostly honey and oats, you can get them with raisin, chocolate chip, trail mix, coconut and all sorts of other nonsense added in.

I'll take a little time to post a story that happened today later, but some folks might get a little miffed at me.

>>6146354
Well I'll move to germany and we'll be hags together, driking Riesling and shit.

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EVERYONE POST YOUR AMAZON RECOMMENDATIONS

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>>6146361
Idk the med you want to use desu, I googled it but couldnt find much. rule of thumb: if it doesnt raise prolactin levels, do something else.

>>6146360
yeah I wish

>>6146370
yeah, retirement home party wohooo!

>>6146358
Being Irish, I can attest to that. We drink 3 times more tea per capita than the brits. But no, I'm talking about non-physical addictions. Believe me when I say that you can become addicted to anything that stimulates a pleasure response, as I have both a sugar and a caffeine addiction. LSD is just more likely to have this effect due to it's extreme effects.

>>6146362
>not liking your body
It's almost like you're a cis woman already

but seriously, I bet you will in the long run, though. It's a process learning to love your body.

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>>6146369
And I forget the pic

>>6146354
>for being old af
you ain't old tho
>but I guess we will ened some wisdom when we conquer the world
agreed
just like a certain group of people bullying poor adolf out of arts

>>6146356
Flapjacks are literally just oats, butter and sugar/syrup mixed together and baked.

Apparently you just call them "oat bars" in America but I'm not sure if you have proper flapjacks like we do here since it seems to more refer to those crappy bars you get in the cereal aisle of a supermarket. Real flapjacks are deliciously soft and taste nothing like those packaged cereal ones.

>>6146327

How big of a dose are ya gonna do?

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>>6146379
In photos i feel like my shoulders don't look too bad but irl i feel like they're huge

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>>6146354
Ilu 2

>>6146360
I very much doubt that

>>6146391
I get that too sometimes, like I'm super aware of my shoulders jutting out and just filling a load of space.

>>6146391
How do you get petite hands, wide hips, narrow shoulders, no adams apple etc? So damn pretty

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>>6146355
... you're not wrong... but at the same time, yuri really turns me on
I really dunno what I am sexually. Being comfortable in my body might help.

>>6146382
That looks more like a granola bar.

>>6146400
Wide hips can come from implants and estrogen, adams apple can be shaved surgically.
Your hands are your hands, and your shoulders are generally your shoulders.

>>6146391
neck is very smoochable
t. thirsty chaser

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>>6146391
dope af dress

>>6146400
>petite hand
Pressure gloves

>wide hips
Mones or luck

>narrow shoulders
Shoulder corset or lateral shoulder brace

>>6146400
Idk
Also my hands aren't really petite, i just have super short fingers
Maybe i'm intersex, i'm not tested
But i don't think so, i was kinda hairy before hrt

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holy shit I just realized that the African PFCs in MGSV are wearing Rhodie Shorts.

Too bad I could never honor Cecil's legacy and be a proud Rhodesian....

>>6146404
Hi chaser :3

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>>6146384
>Cool as Ice
>punk rocker
>1st white rapper
>Gives no fucks
>More talented than Mozart
>Sexier than Arnold
>Smarter than Adolf, Von Mises and Hayek together.
>Died a rock and roll death

I still don't understand how you fail to recognize Falco as the most important Austrian in the history of the world.

>>6146376
You must be fucking kidding

Lsd is known to be antiaddictive, in fact i think its the least abused drugs when we account abuse as long term daily use. Same goes for most paychodelics, aside from weed (because of the lower intensity)
However i can see it causing you to take other paychodelics in the future, so thats that.


But yeah other things, especially if they dont affect your mind THAT much can be e tremely addicting. Ex. Ciggaretesz literally practically zero effects, maybe aside from the first few times you smoke, amd you become soooo addicted to it.

I wish i never started smoking desu.

>>6146405
I'll probably wear it tomorrow

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>>6146371
My amazon recommendations do not pass

>>6146382
>>6146369
Those look tasty, almost like a homemade granola bar but in square form. I may need to try making something like that at some point.
Why would people get miffed at you? ;~;

>>6146389
Where do you live? I don't live in america actually, I live in Canada so the slang is sort of a weird hybrid of british and american.

>>6146390
I dropped 30mg about a half hour ago. Middle of the road dose, although the largest that I've taken before.

>>6146403
>>6146409
Gotta look into these, never heard of shoulder corset.
>>6146410
Well they certainly are petite compared to my... things. Maybe it's fairy magic after all

So I promised a bit of a story.

I'm not someone who I'd say passes on the best of days, since I have a chin you could crack nuts with, and a brow that, while well maintained, is definitely masculine. That being said, mannerisms are picked up, and I have been told repeatedly by others "you'd look good in a dress". However today, I was going off to change the last of my descroti (my family's term for money of various denominations) back into euro. Keeping in mind that I was not dressed up, and the only way I could possibly be mistaken for a girl is because of my ponytail, I was mildly alarmed when I thought I heard the teller call me Miss. I thought I had misheard, but he did it again when he told me the change from Moroccan Dirham to euro. I chose not to correct him and chose to change the timbre of my voice slightly (finally, years of being in tenor 1 paying off) and continued on. "Goodbye miss" was the phrase that sent me practically skipping home.

>>6146421
wut

>>6146419
I wish I could wear a dress irl ;_;

>>6146421
>amazon recommendations
How's Citrus?

>>6146416
nah that honor goes to Karl the 5th

>>6146391
I have nothing but praise for you, junge frau.
you lucked out.
Start living the life you were meant to live.

>>6146391
No offence but it seems that everyone in mtfg dresses... Strange. Its like you borrow style from the 90's+a 10 year old (read. Nonexistent) sense of style.
Alot of you would pass sooooo good if you wore the clothes that cos women wear nowadays, the black long androgynous/grunge-y style. Literally dress up and be the. Is woman you wNt to be <3

I think this came out offensive, but it wasnt meant to be, whatever mtfg is a big shitstorm anyway and everyone hates on everyone

>>6146421

Cool. What are you planning on doing during the trip? Not posting here, I hope.

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>>6146371

>>6146423
See>>6146426
>>6146426
If proof of my... more masculine traits is required, I'll post one of my older pics. Back from when I still had emo-hair.

one day god damn it, one day...
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1462577255620.webm

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>>6146434
Middle one

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>>6146441
lewd

>>6146421
>Where do you live?

Britain.

> almost like a homemade granola bar
granola bars are just so shit compared to a homemade flapjack. So, so shit. I don't think I've ever desired to picked up a granola/cereal bar, they're these "well I haven't had breakfast yet and I need to go out so it will do" bars.

>>6146432
I guess no one gets to be a prophet in his own land.

Karl the 5th is as important as great as Falco's chewing gum wrapper. :p

>>6146401
tell me more about this yuri....

>>6146441
Whats stopping you?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foE1mO2yM04

I kinda want to stay a cool dude.

>>6146441
Are you going into Porn?

>>6146450
well not having a vagina for starters, also hair taking forever to grow

>>6146448
one ruled the world
the other was a druggy, failed artist and managed to drive worse than Walker

>>6146441
Delete that. This is a Christian imageboard.

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>>6146430
>wut
wut

>>6146431
Citrus is pretty great actually, although I've only read to the end of volume 2 so far, volume 3 has been sitting on my shelf waiting to be read but I havn't gotten around to it.
Good yuri, lots and lots of angst. It's about two sisters (one's adopted) who end up in angsty lesbians

>>6146438
Vidya, listening to music, probably posting here or chatting on irc for portions of it. It's going to be a long trip and I expect that I'll be reasonably incapacitated for chunks of it. Any recommendations for movies or shows that would be well suited to a trippy headspace?

>>6146447
If they're better versions of the ingredients in granola bars then I can definitely see the appeal. Granola bars aren't the best, I agree, but the flavor profile is nice.

>>6146434
i try to dress for my body and my age. im not thin or young enough to pull off that look >>6146442

How do I grow my hair out without it looking like a mullet?

>>6146430
I go to a tranny event so nothing special

>>6146434
I borrow most of my style from the 90s 2bh
This dress is more of a expection though, i just liked it
I mostly wear black and minimalistic clothes only
I still just wear what i want 2bh

>>6146455
no, I just want to know what it feels like to ride a cock the right way

>taking 50mg/day cyproterone, 4mg/day estrofem, for almost a month now
>still get occasional erections, and not feeling any more feminine than when I started

Should I up the cypro to 100/day?

>>6146457
Hair extensions. Butt.
Though desu srs vag is better than butt.

>>6146434
>implying I don't get bitches asking where I got my boots and tights and stuff from when I actually go out

>>6146466
>I go to a tranny event so nothing special
why would you meet other mtfs in person?

>>6146469
*desu

>>6146473
Idk, i thought it's probably interesting
Lots of hons and nbs though

>>6146469
>Though desu srs vag is better than butt.
yeah, about twenty thousand dollars better

>>6146468
No. You shouldn't go over 50mg without blood tests showing you need it. That's already a decent dose.

>>6146468
I'm in the same situation.
But 100 mg is a really high dosage

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>>6146442
Where would "asymmetrical tunics/dresses and leggings" fall in fashion?
>heels
nope.

>>6146461
>Good yuri, lots and lots of angst.
ooh, good :3 I may have to pick this up
>trippy headspace
Moap always recommends NGE. Haven't tried it myself though.

>>6146448
pic relevant

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>>6146458
>failed artist
Well I never!

>Ruled the world
but he was literally a Spaniard! plus he got his ass handed to him by the Turks, the Brits and the French
MFW he's literally a candy bar.

>>6146478
>Lots of hons and nbs though
duh, thats why I vowed not to go to those kinda things. I want nothing to do with the fucked up irl trans community because its pure cringe.

>no backlash for unintentional passing/mistaken Identity

Holy crap, if I'd said something like that on /tg/ I'd have people trying to hunt me down and DEUS VULT me.

>>6146479
*shrug
I've spent more on a car that I didn't have as much fun riding. My girlfriend is GOING to get srs, and I'll foot the bill.

>>6146487
I'll go stealth after ffs anyway

>>6146111
>>6146111
>>6146111

>>6146490
you a stockbroker or something?

>>6146492
Chaser opinione are worthless though
If you want dick go on grindr or something

>>6146494
Patent lawyer, who's good with money and doesn't have expensive hobbies.

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>>6146442
>>6146434
Cis women were a lot of different styles in the current year. Not just dark brooding styles.

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>>6146486
>but he was literally a Spaniard! plus he got his ass handed to him by the Turks, the Brits and the French
the treaty of Crépy disagrees with you
>MFW he's literally a candy bar.
lmao
>>6146492
already got someone who loves me tho
chezm8 m8

>>6146461

Sorry, I don't. I've never tried watching TV on psychedelics.

>>6146462
how old are you?
I dress like a 35yo

>>6146484
Maybe if they were older, that looks 2 cute!

>>6146467
So have you ever had a cock? I mean if you haven't you should, because wanting something is not the same as having it.

>>6146440
Well that's certainly nice that you got misgendered in what counts as a positive way I assume?

I'm pretty fucking clueless when it comes to this stuff though, having just sat in my closet for most of my life I'm pretty much detached from all regular IRL activities and completely clueless how to do basic things like intonation and when to breathe during sentences, and that's without me trying to fake a fem voice and without getting an anxiety attack from being in a social situation. The cluelessness also extends to mannerisms and other such social things so that shit's going to be completely out of my league until I find someone to do stuff with irl so I can get some practice.

Currently I just want to get my body fixed as much as I can so I'm pretty curious if there's an actual way to narrow down shoulders. Hip implants like other implant types just aren't my thing sadly.
And seriously, is below A cup in 11 months KYS tier growth? I need to know >.<

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>>6146492
but I have a bf...

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>>6146498
>Patent lawyer
ugh, I feel like the only poor idiot on here, everyone else are like geniuses with masters degrees

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Woah. Is it just my imagination, or have my balls actually gotten smaller?

Is that a thing that happens on HRT? Not that I mind, of course...