/mtfg/ - trans gril/pizza gen

pizza is gross. fite me

1st for no black ninja has ever beaten the diamond ninja force

Who else here wears a wig?

daily reminder that BDD is very real and many people suffer from it

including lain anon, FFS anon, Basic, ... , (You)

>>6109881
you make me happy! youre a good trip
if you wanna kiss, i can kiss you

>>6109892
I do but I work as a full time clown so not sure if it counts

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Just took 3 shots of fireball so fuck it I'm gonna do it before I change my mind

Post-party / pre workout

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transbian thread btw
straights get out
kill all men desu
valerie solanas is my waifu

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>tfw visible breast tissue

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dolls are still welcome

>>6109889
>fite me
that's so masculine

>>6109891
>ninjas
that's so masculine

>>6109892
>wigs
that's so masculine

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>>6109893
I don't think I do.

>>6109898
>tfw your boobs would look normal if they weren't a foot apart

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>>6109882
>>6109893
>tfw not included
pleb confirmed for realistic and not bdd at all

>tfw you will never do pizza

>>6109896
Rawr on T/5

>>6109899
http://azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/pretty-pixie.php

link for pixiemaker

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>>6109892
This man does.

>>6109904
progesterone?

>>6109897
valerie solanas doesn't pass desu

>>6109897
transbian is just codeword for "bitter, salty, and mean"

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>>6109907
Come on, don't be mean. Rawr on estrogen is far uglier than her.

>>6109910
stop that selfhate already

you know damn well you don't look like this anymore *slaps your face*

>>6109905
pleb you have severe bdd desu

i feel bad your really pretty

>>6109913
Not sure about that. Some of the kindest people I've met on 4chan were from /tlg/...

>>6109913
>>6109897
Can y'all please quit being pointlessly mean and hateful towards each other for just one thread?

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>>6109896
reminder this is what Claire had been hiding this whole time
>>6109913
#notall

but essentially this

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>>6109889
This is pizzagen.
Don't insult pizza.
Pizza is all knowing.
Pizza will show us the light.

>>6109894
Yaaasssss. No kisses tho I'm engaged and monogamous >~<;;;;;

>>6109913
im just not attracted to guys whats wrong with that

>>6109913

Shots fired.

>>6109917

Kill urself with brick, fuckshitter.

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Kill all passers

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>>6109905
>>6109919
>mfw people think I have BDD

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>>6109934
>mfw people think bdd is even a real thing

>tfw not plebs wife

>>6109913
i want to play with your redtinkler, red

>>6109893
Being put up there with ffs anon is a bit of a leap. I hate myself, but I don't have bdd.

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>>6109925
>engaged
Oh dear, don't fall for the marriage meme, pls.

>>6109913
but you're none of those things and you swing both ways

>>6109945
ok.
be delicate
I want to say that some transbians are nice. Also, bisexuality is glorious

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>>6109924
>tfw can't share a pizza with elanna

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Diagnostic criteria for 300.7 Body Dysmorphic Disorder

A. Preoccupation with an imagined defect in appearance. If a slight physical anomaly is present, the person's concern is markedly excessive.
B. The preoccupation causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

lainanon officially diagnosed for BDD tbhh

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>>6109933

hug all poor self image funposters

is it normal to have a really low sex drive after you've been on hrt for a while (10 months)
its not really bothering me itself but could it mean somethings wrong with my doses?

>>6109925
well...I'm poly!
we can do drugs together and cook food.

>>6109949
I'm just a romantic boy tbqh I can't wait to wear that suit on my wedding day and not be dead oj the inside

>>6109952
you don't find my creepy transbian offer off-putting?
shit my plan backfired!

>>6109933
kiss all passers

>>6109952
can I be one of the nice ones (with u desu)

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If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly instead of masturbating

>>6109961
>Drugs and cooking
You really get me red

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>>6109919
i really don't. i'm just real wih myself.
>>6109933
pls no, they might be able to show me how they do it one day....
>>6109934
>>6109942
you two str8 up do tho.......
>>6109944
that's a good feel tbqh w/ you.
>>6109958
>mfw confirmed for not bdd

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>>6109955
;~;
I'll have an extra slice for you right now birdy

>>6109958
Maybe if you didn't constantly shit on each other out of boredom/externalizing your internalized hatred, your observations about other people's problems wouldn't be dismissed by everyone.

>>6109968
lily how do you feel about the word transbian

i don't really like it

>>6109960
Sometimes you can change your sex drive by changing doses. It's worth talking to your doctor if that is an effect of E that you would like to have. If not then don't worry about it, sex drive is not directly tied to other results of hormones.

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>>6109967
okay!
you just got to be a fun loving free spirit like me!!!
and do lots of drugs and have lots of sex!

>>6109965
nah, I'm down to be taken to poundtown anytime famalam

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>>6109958
n o p e

>>6109972
But no

>>6109977
if somebody wants to call themselves that why not
I'm just a lesbian so i don't see the point in adding some special snowflake term to it

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>going outside
>some kid scream at the top of his lungs "that's a man baby"

>>6109986
>trans-lesbian having a superiority complex about calling herself trans and a lesbian instead of trans-lesbian

Maybe if you quit shitting on each other constantly for no reason everyone would enjoy themselves a lot more and would have a bit less depression and anxiety.

>>6109984
yeah you do.

Me rn

https://unsee
.cc/nurezosa/

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Hey /mtfg/

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>>6109973
How are you feeling, also why haven't you been on skype ;~;

>>6109995
>literally missing the point by 500 miles
>calling herself trans and a lesbian
nah just lesbian works fine for me

we hons take over now yo

suck our honsticks yall

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>>6109995
>>6109986
Words are stupid and hurtful. Let's just not use words ever again so nobody gets hurt by them.

>>6110001
Hey

>>6109997
No =/

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>>6109999

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>>6110012
>didn't open the picture

mtfg = birdy's personal dickgirl farm, pham

>>6110003
I'm sleepy, a bit depressed, but feeling better than earlier this week. I've been surprisingly busy this past week so I just haven't had the time to Skype or discord ;~;

>>6110014
Im not gonna fuck birdy but I'm just a boy anon

>>6110014
he's solidified his empire.
he is now in control

i just made an omelette
i had to crack a few eggs to do so
i feel like this is a metaphor for my life or something
the omelette was burnt and not very good

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>>6110018
yes you will
that's the LAW

anyone who doesn't offer their bodies to birdy will be shot at the spot

>>6110020
true alpha male
a watchful defender of his futa herd

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>>6110014
>tfw not a humble dickgirl farmer living off the land

>>6110028
>you'll never get to break in an ornery dickgirl

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just found some rare red desu

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>>6110028
in my mind living in mild seclution would be great, but irl farming countries and small towns are just horrible for people that stand out.

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>tfw red will never be your live in maid/slave/sissy

>tfw you'll never cum inside her, have her make you dinner, then tuck her in later

riddle me this riddle me that

it smells like a pizza but has a dick

what is that??

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I made a huge mistake this morning... took my adhd meds for the first time in a while so I could actually write my essays, but now that I'm done, I feel depressed and generally apathetic.

I don't want this feel... I feel dead... haaaalp... :(

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>>6110014
(you)
>>6110017
Well at least you're feeling a little better, you manage to land a job at all?

and that's okay, it's understandable you're busy, but blow my skype the fuck up when you get time.
>>6110018
girl*
>>6110024
shoot me too then cause I ain't taking offers

>>6110028
LOL
best edit ever

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>>6110039
Birdy after he's done with every girl here.

>>6110043
No luck so far, but I've been a bit lazy given it's only the first week. Mostly just seeing people that I haven't had time for and helping my parents with a few random things.

There's rather few chemistry jobs compared to a few months ago and I've applied for all the relevant ones/ones I'm qualified for, so I'm looking at government clerical work now. Government work is what people do during recessions right?

I'm getting really tired of this stupid bathroom debate going on, why do normies care so much all of a sudden?

>that one trip you're worried about

>>6110061
We're a scapegoat to keep people distracted from something important and to get people voting the "right" way.

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>>6110061
Because SJWs are making it look like cross-dressers and non-passing hons can go in whatever bathroom they want, and some government conservatives shit bricks about it.

>>6110061
It used to be "common knowledge" that all homosexuals were pedophilic kiddy diddlers. Now it's transwomen.

>>6110068
Yeah I guess it's just really annoying seeing it working too well and can't so anything about it because I don't want to out myself :(

>>6110061
It's the latest social justice related topic of the month. The majority of the people talking about it don't *actually* care.

>>6110082
Idk I guess I just see a lot of it because it's been the hot topic on my university's politics page and I'm seeing a lot of shit flinging from cuckservatives

>>6110082
people talking about it:

news outlets [x]
politicians [x]
celebrities [x]
offended people [x]
people offended by offended people [x]
anyone actually directly affected by it [ ]

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>>6110058
>Birdy after he's done with every girl here.
but I'm only interested in two people here :^)

You'll find something eventually I'm sure, hurry it up tho and fly me to Canada.
>>6110028
nice edit but use this picture instead

>>6110043
Stop misgendering me shitlord

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>>6110082
>>6110061

#justUSthings
nobody here gives a fuck

>>6110089
>in two people
wow! you slut D:

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I need to like, never take stimulants again. I feel disgusting.

>>6110058
(you)

>>6110093
>wow! you slut D:
I keep trying to tell him he is one, but he tries to deny it.

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>>6110095
I think everyone here should give me all their drugs.
that way I save you all and I get to be high all the time. its a win win

>>6110097
I hope that hes platonically interested in more than 2 people desu or else

>tfw I never watch tv
>tfw I hardly even see "the bathroom debate" mentioned outside of /lgbt/

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>>6110090
<- (you)
>>6110093
I'm pure, god damnit.
>>6110097
Only for you, baby girl.
>>6110103
>I hope that hes platonically interested in more than 2 people desu or else
d-don't threaten me, you know what I meant!!

>>6110103
>win win
I'm seriously thinking about just selling it all off. I need to get rid of it, and I need money.

I also have tylenol w/ codeine that I plan on getting rid of, if that's your thing.

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>>6110116
desu everything would be my thing.
my bf doesnt allow it tho. Ive some kind of history with these things. I am not even allowed alcohol at home v_v
and its probably for the best

>>6110114
my threats are full of affection tho, you like them!

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>>6110090
>>6110114
>alt code for female symbol didn't work
you're a girl either way
>>6110122
I know, and you aren't wrong senpai

>>6110123
?

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>>6110123
Look at me, I am the senpai now

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>>6110095

Yeah, I've been having a real bad go with stimulants lately too.

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>tfw cardio high puts your repression into overdrive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9PhfUsFvj0

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>>6109972
Still don't have BDD
I'm 100% manly man

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>>6110122
>>6110151
I'm having trouble finding words to respond with because it takes so much effort to even think.

>>6110159
You are hot

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>>6110163
And you're blind :)

>>6110159
MORBDD

>tfw you catch your reflection and it ruins your day

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>>6110169
24/7 sluguuuu

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>>6110175
oh, I ahd a few years of that. made shaving really hard.

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I kinda just wanna cry myself to death. I'm gonna go lay down for a bit.

>>6110168
20/20 bby

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bros sitting with mom outside talking
lots of moving and gesturing here..
take ur bets is my brother queer

>chewed on a lot of ice last night while I was high
>inside of my cheek feels weird as fuck
how's everyone else's morning?

>>6110195
Hey you were one of the peeps helping me last night, Hope you feel better.

>>6110213
yeah probably you seem like a bad influence

>>6110180
Angie did you ever finish rollgoal?

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>>6110022
The same justification is used for political assassination.

>>6110227
LMAO

>>6110232
hi cyba

>>6110095
What did you take? ;~;

>>6110093
A surprising number of people in Canada care, which is weird considering that it's not news that the south is a theocratic shithole.

>>6110089
Get dat work visa, come to Canada, we'll have legal weed :D

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>>6110209
Ok

>>6110230
I did but on the HD version.
Using the Wii U remote is so much easier

>>6110242
Hi!

How long on life til happy?

>>6110248
deathbed

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>>6110248
1.2 years of hormones should do the trick.
>>6110082
The problem is a majority of people are still uncomfortable with trans people. We are so far behind the faggots.

>>6110248
i don't think a lasting happy is likely enough that i should expect it

>>6110243
how is my most beautiful princess today?

>>6110245
Will you die happy now?

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>tfw use manly weapons in dark souls 3

How to be girl ;_;

>>6110262
Use a spear

>>6110243
Hopefully trudeau will ban guns and prevent americans from coming over.

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>>6110267
I use halberds, pikes and curved swords.
Mostly lucerne and glaive ;A;

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>>6110261
Nope
Not until I shed my hon skin

>>6110272
Sounds pretty agp if I'm going to be honest.

>>6110274
what do you want done now?

>>6110159
You're probs blind desu....

>>6110290
More ffs, BA, hip implants, rib removal and srs

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>>6110294
Pleb....

I didn't kill myself

>>6110257
I-I dunno, who's your princess?
o.o

>>6110270
>banning guns
Shiggy diggy

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>>6110296
>angie 5 years from now

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>>6110282
I am the agt and hon king tbqhon

>>6110250
Dang

>>6110253
I don't want to wait that long. 8 weeks should be enough tbqh

>>6110254
Same.

>>6110262
I'm loving the Uchi rn. My first time joining the Katana scumrace in any souls game

>>6110299
don't play coy with me now, bbe :3

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>>6110304
>uchi
s t o p

>>6110298
I love you

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>tfw parents are hugboxing me
>tfw they are using people giving me pity genders as proof
>>6110253
Fuck I don't think that I'll be happy at 1.2 years....
>>6110296
Stop listing what I need Angie...
>>6110297
What?

>>6110299
Why not ban guns? All our crime comes from Americans using them and you can even get them shipped to your door. These are tools hat are only good for killing and it's disgusting. We don't need 50 school shootings each day because of some american with delusions of grandeur who ordered a machinegun online.

>>6110310
I dunno why but <3

>>6110296
Why rib removal?

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o-ok gonna take my armour off...

>>6110316
He has a big ribcage.

>>6110318
Wow, those look like my shoulders...

>tfw you will never sleep with Angie

>>6110320
For you

>>6110326
make a trip then trip on angie

>>6110326
pretty sure angie isnt trans or dysphoric if she works in a deli

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>tfw you've never been gendered female

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>>6110330
>tfw you've been gendered female in boymode

>>6110329
what?

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>>6110336
Fuuuck youuu
I only have man-mode and i'm so manly people get spooked.

>tfw you look like your dad
;_;

>>6110315
Because you're great. And regardless of what you think about yourself you're a wonderful person.

>>6110337
if you have the confidence to work in public.. you have no room to complain about your mental health.

>>6110314
Are you baiting me? I like our gun laws the way they are. I like knowing I could acquire a weapon if I wanted (even if I don't care for guns)

>>6110308
I'm not playing anything :^)
How are you?

>>6110343
Angie works in a deli?

>>6110336
I just have to laugh when it happens because I look like a huge faggot

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>>6110300
True

>>6110311
You know BDD is best meme

>>6110298
What happened?

>>6110351
She didn't kill herself.
You blind?

>>6110344
Mommy I had a bad day at school. Mean boys called me a bad word. :(

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>>6110348
>tfw anyone can get gendered female but me

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>>6110316
To remove the last 4 of my ribs of course.

>>6110326
But why?

>>6110329
What!?

>>6110343
Um if you say so

>>6110346
Yeah, it's one of my jobs and it pays a lousy 15/hr

>>6110344
You don't need a weapon. We are a first world nation and have an excellent police force.

>>6110344
Oh I'm doing well thanks, how about you? It's a Saturday, right? So you hitting the clubs later?

>>6110309
I know, I'm disgusting

>>6110355
Idk maybe you give off an insecure vibe. I tend to seem confident when I'm out and around. I rock the turbofaggotry, so people get confused. Even though inside I'm freaking out because people are staring and laughing

>>6110356
it's not good to reply to yourself

>>6110356
Angie being able to see your ribs is not unfeminine. You can see the ribs of plenty of cis girls.

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>just got some wood an hardware and some saw blades
>ecstatic to build a new table
wtf is wrong with me?

>>6110336
>tfw you only get pity and prank gendered
>>6110341
>>tfw you look like your dad
iktf. Its horrible. He has a better skull than me too.
>>6110349
BDD isn't a men w/ you tho.

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>>6110365
I usually look like i'm about to hurt people

>>6110342
Thanks <3
>>6110344
Elanna! My first day of work was today and it was horrible!

>>6110369
You're a man

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>>6110320
>>6110327

>>6110369
You can't make babies so you're making up for it by making tables - nothing wrong with that!

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>>6110370
>tfw dad is fucking 44 years old and would pass better than me probably
Fucking kill mee.

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>>6110366
Uh k
If that's what you think, I won't stop ya :)

>>6110368
Yeah but my underbust is 32.5" which is huge considering my weight height as opposed to a cis woman with the same height and weight

>>6110370
It is top meme

>>6110371
It happens more when I'm not frowning

>>6110377
Well I am kinda sick of being hunched over on my current computer table.

>>6110375
Yeah that's probably it.

>>6110381
You are fucking retarded

>>6110369
no joy greater than that of creation

>>6110359
We are a first world nation and I should be able to acquire a weapon if I want, be it for sport, self defence, or simply because I like guns. Why should a criminal have easier access to weapons then a law abiding citizen?

>>6110353
Cmere, let mommy give you a hug, what happened?

>>6110360
I'm decent, just working out and playing some phantasy star 4 right now. I would hit the clubs but sadly I'm broke, today is a work hunting day ;~;

>>6110352
I just wanted some context

>>6110373
Awe, what happened?

>>6110382
It's because you are fucking hot. I demand a kiss!

Whats more important
passing or being attractive

make it a ratio
5:5?
4:6?

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>>6110382
I rock the dead on the inside look tbhon.

what's something interesting I should do today

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whats it like to kiss a boy mtfg? i-im asking for a friend

>>6110391
I'm shit at ratios, but passing's more important imo

>>6110386
If they're banned then criminals won't get them you daft idiot.

>All that american gun-nut propoganda
Maybe you should just move south of the border and join the murder sprees there. We don't need people like you here.

>>6110391
being attractive

>>6110349
man i wish i was adam sandler so bad

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>>6110392
>I rock the dead on the inside look
same, if I don't fake a smile my resting face looks like I just got off a battle field and witnessed horrors of war

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>>6110394
Watch b-movies with me

>>6110394
Kill yourself.

>>6110396

Sweet and melty, like an ice cream cone.

>>6110381
Angie you're being ridiculous. Stop.

>>6110406
the battle of the bulge
get it?
because i'm e r e c t ;)

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>>6110406
No you just look like a fucking autist, elliot.

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>>6110391
passing tbhon. I don't really care if I look like an ugly girl, I just want to look like a girl
>>6110369
building stuff with wood is really fun

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>>6110413
>the battle of the bulge
god damn it

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>>6110411
wait really?!

>>6110389
Just stop. It actually hurts to hear that I know I'm not. Stop. Please.

>>6110392
Nice. I like it.

>>6110394
Your homework young lady

>>6110391
Idk. But being attractive is infinitely more important to me

>>6110359
If I want tasty moose for a year, I'm going to have to kill a moose. I'm hard-pressed to think of a way I'd accomplish that without a gun.

>>6110386
working out? As in, getting all hot and sweaty without me, what is this??

>>6110398
>If they're banned then criminals won't get them you daft idiot.
I hope this is bait

Not canacuck but you people live in a snowy forest, and much of your country has a strong tradition of hunting and sporting. You've got extraordinarily low crime rates because you're responsible people. Close down your borders and keep violent Detroit-scum out.

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>>6110419

I'm quoting a Sailor Moon movie.
I dunno, it's weird and awesome. Especially when tongues get involved.

>>6110396
How about you let me take you on that date and I can show you first hand

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>>6110386
>Elanna will never hug you and stroke your hair when you're crying

I don't think you realise how bad this feel is

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if i feed you newfags can i go home

>>6110398
They'll acquire them through the same channels they already do. How many handguns do you think are already smuggled from the US? How effective was the long gun registry?

I'm not going to keep replying to this bait. We don't have the same gun culture as the states, and banning guns will do nothing to decrease our already low rate of gun related violence.

>>6110423
Yes, I'm hot and sweaty as fuck right now :3

>>6110431
oh god thats jokes

>>6110431
But bart was always a girl, you saying you were always a girl?

>>6110436
>I'm hot and sweaty as fuck
post butt

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>>6110384
Elaborate?
The only cis girls I've seen with a big ribcage like mine are either heavy set or athletic

>>6110412
I'm not though
https://m.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/comments/1a0v9i/how_close_is_your_underbust_measurement_to_your/

Most of the comments have women claiming there are in the 27-30 range

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>>6110427
>especially when tongues get involved

unf. one of my weaknesses . . . .

>>6110428
w-what date? and anon pls u dont want me u deserve someone better that doesnt look 100% like a boy . . .

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>>6110439
wait what. stop outsmarting me Kayla

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>>6110444

Making out: better than sex???

>>6110436
Stop making me want you even more with every single post
also>>6110440

>>6110448
Stop watching the simpsons please, its garbage and you should be ashamed.

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>>6110457
>Simpsons
>garbage

>>6110457
Dont you ever
EVER talk to me or my favourite show ever again.

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>>6110454
making out >>>>>> sex

i have serious issues regarding the latter. the former is something i really like !

>>6110443
>https://m.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/comments/1a0v9i/how_close_is_your_underbust_measurement_to_your/
Angie you are an absolute fucking moron. Most of these girls are probably petit little 5 foot fuck all bitches, you're considerably taller, you're going to have a bigger bust.

alright, I'm back. Hope I'm done crying for now.
>>6110298
glad to hear it
:)

>>6110061
why do you want them not to care? i dont know about you but every time i leave my house i pray that i'm not killed. i think people standing up for us for once is a good thing so quit being so damn negative and realize we're trying to make progress here.

>>6110444
Korra, stop this! You and me are going in a date!
I don't care about looks, I just want a nice girl and you're lovely :3

>>6110459
>>6110461
maybe they shouldn't have made them the color of mac and cheese

>>6110457
kill yourself like seriously

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>>6110465
Not really
I know a few girls who are taller than me with a smaller underbust

>>6110473
So racist o.o
>>6110474
Don't bully her tho :/

so is it kayla and angie trolling hour again?
what a boring show

>>6110476
How do you measure underbust, just a tape around where your tits finish?

>>6110474
only tools watch mainstream media

>>6110481
eh

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>>6110243
the funny part is, it's just Concerta.
I've been prescribed it for years, but I went off it for a while. I tried to take it again to help me study for finals, and I feel like I'm already dead, so there's no point in killing myself.

>>6110484
so yes then
>>6110481

>>6110469
>why do you want them not to care?

I'm seeing the other side where normies in my area are freaking out over the idea of "gender inclusive" bathrooms and they're equating all trans people with pedophiles and rapist, and it's just starting to get really on my nerves.

>>6110474
>>6110478

Right, on a serious note, Kayla posted some shit the other day like whatever you kill in this life becomes your slave in the afterlife. So I replied with I'm gonna murder you then and I got banned, wtf? Is Kayla secretly the jan or something and got Mods sucking her miss cock?

>>6110492
I am being dead serious. I never watch shit on tv ever. Tv is propaganda nicely packaged as entertainment.

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>>6110457
but the old seasons...

>>6110443
I'm not going to say you're wrong, but I can't remember the last time I saw anything under a 32" band size available in a store (MAYBE down to a 28 at someplace like Victoria's Secret.) Imo, lots of women are full of shit when they claim such a small band size. I just recently got measured at Dillards and am a 34D. I'm not tiny, but a 34 band size was the second smallest available. :P

>>6110495
kayla probably reported you
one day ban right?

>>6110495
I don't think this ever happened desu.

>>6110245
ah fuck I just realized what that image is

goddammit desu

>>6110495
maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself.

my theory on anons is you treat them like egdar, feed em shit and keep em in the dark

>>6110504
why not?

>>6110506
are you me?

>>6110430
>tfw
I would if I could :(

>>6110440
B-but I have 400 more calories to burn :(

>>6110455
Sorry, would you rather be here working out with me right now? ;~;

>>6110469
>every time i leave my house i pray that i'm not killed
I'd just pray I haven't forgotten to take my credit card with me, really. If I were into prayer, that is... I had one bad encounter when I was young, but I managed to run away. It wasn't traumatizing enough to make me afraid of going outside. Not more than any other woman...

>>6110506
>>6110511
im slow what does it mean?

>>6110503
Something like that, I don't know when it was filed, for violating posting garbage outside of /b/. I'm assuming because it was a death threat, but, as she deleted her original post, it actually made sense in context of what she'd written.
>>6110504
Anon, pls, I'm not that sad.
>>6110508
Did you report me Kayla? Come on, don't be such a bitch, it was clearly just a witty response to the shit you'd posted rather than an actual death threat.

>>6110495
This happened to me too twice.

>>6110517
You wouldn't know a witty response if it hit you with a two ton brick.

>>6110517
probably.
kayla is a bitch like that

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>>6110471
anon s-stop your sweet sounding lies are giving me feels . . .

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>>6110517
> actual death threat
are you new here or something?

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>>6110522
I want to hit you with a two ton brick.

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>>6110482
Right under your breasts

>>6110501
My band size is a 34/35
Because of my bigger torso, I have to wear a women's medium

>>6110506
:^)

>>6110512
Oh God, yes I would, I'd rather be doing anything with you right now 2bh.
How much do you weigh?
>tfw you will never squat Elanna and impress her with how hench you've become
why live

>>6110522
So judging by the other anons who seem to have the same thing happen to them, you're doing this on purpose? Is that why you delete your posts so soften so you can report us?

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When you come out to people, did any of you get told 'oh but you are so hot/ handsome/ fit as boy!' by lots of people???

I'm honestly not trying to brag. I'm seriously trying to figure out if this is something everyone gets to try and stop them transitioning or if people genuinely didn't think I was ugly as fuck.

>>6110508
thats a stone cold diss

>>6110528
Which is why I''m saying it's so dumb that I got banned for it? There's literally no grounds?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP-ZwmCPBAs

anti dysphoria pill.

>>6110541
Can confirm the same thing has happened to me at least 4 times, one of which was a month long ban.

>>6110508
>my theory on anons is you treat them like egdar, feed em shit and keep em in the dark

ok this actually made me laugh

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>>6110543
>Can't you just be gay?
An hour later she was okay with it though.

>>6110515
l o|
ss |jpg

>>6110532
Angie, i'm cis female, 5'10.5 and 36.5 underbust. Also not fat. Stop being a moron.

>>6110543
All the time. Such a waste us the phrase I've heard over and over . It was because I was handsome af. You were probably attractive

beep boop
>>6110555
>can't you just be gay
my mom said that

>>6110551
>one of which was a month long ban
that only happens if you ban evade/underaged user
there's no other way you could have received a 30 day ban, unless they banned your ip range

>>6110550
I want to lick Bradly Cooper's penis. Also wouldn't mind a limitless pill either.

>>6110544
I'm simultaneously watching the Departed and its a line in there I modified.

>>6110559
Wanna go out?

>>6110527
Korra, they're not lies. Why would I lie? I don't stand to gain anything - except from a date, but I wouldn't want a date if that wasn't the truth, would I now :3

>>6110386
Cramps and a migraine

>>6110559
>cis female
excuse me but this thread is for trannies and chasers what in the heck are you doing here

i haven't had so much of a twitch or a tingle from my dick in months but i just took this huge ass-tearing shit and it was like 'oh hello'

>>6110572
(ftm)
>>6110566
See above.

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>>6110559
>cis female
>on mtfg

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REEE GET OUT OF MY VIDYA. CANT A MAN PLAY DIRT 3 IN PEACE

>>6110563
oh cool,
I'm watching shitty movies, it's like un-learning good media.

I'm fairly certain this director filmed a movie but because it turned out shit he just cut out all the action scenes and pasted them into 5 other movies. Dubbing them if the dialogue didn't fit.

>>6110578
its more common than you think

>>6110551
All for replying to Kayla posts?

>>6110580
hah rekt

>>6110562
Apparently telling Kayla to kill himself violates US law which was the reason given.

My partner has gone away for a week which means I'm too sad and lazy to put on a proper meal.

Should I have:
A. Frozen burrito with bag nacho chips and a jar of salsa.
B. A frozen pepperoni pizza
C. Nothing, allow my misery to satiate my hunger.

>>6110581
yikes

>>6110574
Okay I know this will be tmi but I haven't jerked off in 8 months but I use my dildo and half way through riding it my dong gets as hard as steel and feels insanely sensitive to the point of pain as I am bouncing on my dil

>>6110543
The only people who ever did that to me are the people who never knew me as a guy, they say it when they first see an old pic.

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>>6110559
>cis female with 36.5 underbust
Then you must have some really big breasts or are athletic

Either that or you're baiting me

>>6110577
Why are you calling yourself a cis female if you're ftm?

>>6110585
Yes

>>6110556
What?

>>6110547
know your audience

Also, she's an attention whore. Telling her to die is just giving her what she wants.

>>6110463

Yeah, sounds about right.

>>6110556
idgi i told you im slow damnit

>>6110602
kayla just needs to be filtered t b h

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>mfw anons

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>>6110533
I was 158lb this morning, my goal weight is 150lb.
How much can you squat?