GayGen - Friday Night Edition

>>6104555
>not robocop edition

YOU HAD ONE JOB

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>>6104555
no
no
yes
yes

>>6104555
>tfw gay guy who hates nightclubs, and casual hookups with a passion, and just want a qt femboy to have a loving relationship with

I was not meant for this world

Did you see my clean Loki pic, Kingrice?

And I like drinking but I don't care too much for clubs. I prefer bars just because it's a little calmer.

Too bad I hate beer

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>>6104555
>Do you like to go to gay nightclubs full of hot sweaty men?
That sounds gross. Who does that?

>>6104566
Same here m8.

>>6104566
ROBOCOP pls

>>6104574
Nah, I'm not the robocop m80

and its the best feeling in the world

>>6104561
I just woke up from a nap and saw the thread was on autosage. I didn't know what to make it about ;_;

>>6104567
Yeah, he looks like RoboCop now~

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>19yo Slim Bottom
>slim
pmsl why/how are people so deluded

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>>6104555
Love the new tinychat tho

tc/gaygen is always open for business :^)

I literally can't even connect to it because of uni network so you lot can run wild there.

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>>6104589
Give it to me :^)

I am the rightful heir anyway.

>>6104555
yes
no
yes
wat

>>6104595
bitch you wouldn't even add him on skype the other day
if anyone should have it, it should be me
I've known rugby since he was just a boy

>>6104597
He didn't even ask for my skype.

i was the heir before you, i got offered the TC like 5 times :^)

>>6104595
Hahahahahahahaha no I've been here way longer than you. I have rightful claim to the throne because RugzxSwede OTP desu

>>6104597
You'd be worse than niq 2bh

>>6104602
I would just never go on it t b h

>>6104600
no, he asked me for it

>>6104602
>Hahahahahahahaha no I've been here way longer than you. I have rightful claim to the throne because RugzxSwede OTP desu

yes but im better.

pretending to like rugby is a ded meme at this point

>>6104608
I haven't recieved any invites. as far as i remember Rugby blocked me months back. That said i might've blocked him when he unblocked me and said "sup buttercup"

>>6104610
who?
I like bigguy4u
never heard of rugby

>>6104618
is he still going to university in miami with you

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>name and trip fags argue about who is most well known

>>6104631
It always makes for the best threads though. There is soooo little drama here these days :(

>>6104631
Nobody is doing that though

also I am obviously most well known
come talk to me when you get recognized irl

GAYGEN TRIP/NAMEFAG RANKINGS

King: me
Queen: Swede
Prince: Niq
Princess: Hitler
Barons: SP & Jupp
Court Jester: Wiz
Noblemen: Senpai, Chromia
Knights: Slot Machine, KR, Epsilon
Peasants: everynyan else

>>6104658
cringe

>>6104666
le power of christ le compels u satan xDDD

>>6104658
I preferred the days when I used to be most popular tripfag on strawpolls.

Look at me now... Kingrice defence force has left ;_;

>>6104688
cringing

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>>6104658
>Court Jester: Wiz

this made me laugh, jesus christ.

>>6104701
*cums on u*

>>6104689
RugbyNeko really was the best RugbyX desu

>>6104641

Coincidentally that was when Circe stopped posting as much

>>6104658
Tfw qt hitler waif

>>6104726
cringe

>>6104726
Needs more Sean, his constant attacks on everyone balanced out my hugbox.

Seriously when did he leave? He posted 24/7 for ages and now he's just gone? Did he really die of AIDS?

>>6104730
I guess I missed the Circe period, what did he do?

>>6104555
I'm just catching up on game of thrones
I like rubbing up against sweaty me on beds not dancefloors and I like drinking but not in a crowded noisy setting

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>>6104658
>rugbydaddy
>king
#republic4life

>>6104741
u r not my husband

>>6104784
he is now.
Congratulations, you may now kiss the husband.

>>6104760
Circe was a tranny that made me stop tripfagging because people started attacking me because I was being to harsh to him even tho most people hated him

>>6104793
you seem pretty irrelevant anyway

>>6104793
who r u

>>6104760
No idea. You missed out on freddie, that shit was hilarious.

>>6104756
thanks for the (You)s <3

>>6104790
I want a divorce

>>6104641

Drama is overrated

>>6104806
Totes , every anon is gutter trash
>>6104809
Le everyone, bane man
>"no one cared who I was till I drunk piss" bane

>>6104812
You sure you want to give half the shit you own to a random person on the internet, while you get full custody of the children in return?

>>6104816
>le watersports are bad meymey

DUDE VANILLA LMAO

>>6104819
Why the fuck would I want any kids
also what they gonna take half of
my $1500 steam account and my underwear collection?

>>6104809
>>6104831
cringed

>>6104838
I know the guys a living joke

>>6104834
>Why the fuck would I want any kids
You don't really have a choice.
>my $1500 steam account and my underwear collection?
Yes.

I actually like our gay gens now. The name fags are consistent and fun to talk to, and the anons are entertaining and random.

I just miss Police Kun

>>6104793
Probably just the vocal minority that came out of the woodwork if he was generally disliked.

>>6104809
Is Freddie just some sort of pseduo-Sean?

>>6104814
Yeahhhh but it is kinda funny. So long as you're not on the receiving end of it all.

>people in /gaygen/ are watersports loving guys who don't even want kids

am I the only family oriented, mostly vanilla (into light BDSM, normie tier), very monogamous guy here?

>>6104843
you can have the games I don't play and the underwear that I don't wear anymore

>>6104831
where be queen swede?

>>6104856
only semi degenerate kink I have is biting
anything else is gross

>>6104834
>Why the fuck would I want any kids
You do realise that you'll end up lonely in a retirement home, upon dying, you will be forgotten and all of your belongings will go to the government, and you'll be buried in a nameless grave if you have no next of kin, right?
I'm not the only one that sees that next of kin are one of the few ways to ensure that you have a legacy after you die, am I?
>inb4 i dont care if im ded kekdesu

>>6104849
I just made some colour jokes and everything went crazy
>>6104856
I know I just want a white picket fence, two kids and a bf that cuddles me

>>6104866
Yeah but you also don't want kids.

>>6104856

Water sports is also normie tier.

I talked to a guy who had a diaper fetish for a while... Was awkward when he suggested roleplay and I got weirded out. A first for me.

>>6104856
yeah but do you eat ass?

>>6104869
C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A

>>6104873
How out of touch do you have to be to think watersports is normie tier? holy shit

>>6104874
No. I don't enjoy brain parasites.

>>6104841
>>6104838
>tfw attention
feels so good

>>6104844
It was better back in 2013/14

>>6104864
In Sweden

>>6104857
This contract is sealed.

>there are people in this thread that don't filter Rugbyturk

Pro tip filter him it makes the thread so much better.

>>6104844
Yeah to be fair there's been a lot of pretty cool anons lately, cupcake anon, police anon, cinnamon roll anon, they all seem to have got the bf they wanted too!

Lucky fuckers.

>>6104856
I want kids but I think it'll be when I'm significantly older with my career on track and decent living conditions.

My child will be that one you see racing around on a motorbike while his dad stands by drinking beer.

>>6104876
Sorry I'm across the pond in the land of the sensible and senseless ; Ireland.

>>6104876

Out of touch? Most guys never hesitated or questioned when I said I like piss (though they did wonder if I drink it. I don't, I just like the feel on me and the sound of a guy, waking up, going to piss, and I get hard listening...)

I've had more guys act like eating ass was weird and foreign

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>>6104844
>tfw I made the Robocop remark originally
>tfw you cool kids ran with it

Yeah, this place is always a hoot. A lot has changed since I used to come here about a year ago or so.

>>6104555
I don't do clubs. Too loud, too expensive.

And I AM the dog bf.

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I fucked up, GayGen.

I planned to go see Captain America with the cutie and maybe tell him I'm the gay there, just to see what would happen.
But I couldn't. Too shy, wanted us to be alone to tell him and it never happen.
And now I don't think I will have another occasion of doing so, since he'll probably see it by himself this week-end.

I'm kinda depressed that I'll be turning 20 still a virgin, but happy at the same time. I don't want to lose my virginity on Grindr for the sake of losing it.

How was your first date ever, Gaygen ? I need happy stories please.

>>6104885
Damn, and I actually find the Irish accent sexy as fuck too.

>>6104889
They're both weird and foreign.

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>>6104870
me sucking the life out of a baby

>>6104868
I don't need a legacy

>>6104880
ok but like what do I get from you

hello frends how you guys doing today?

>>6104893
I was 13 (or 12?) it was with a girl. We went and got pizza.

It was okay.

>>6104893
>And now I don't think I will have another occasion of doing so, since he'll probably see it by himself this week-end.
you don't HAVE to watch cap to say you're gay, although I can see how seeing him could help convince someone on the fence.

>>6104893

Just tell him you want to be the Bucky to his Cap.


Hell know

>>6104889
Nah getting piss/water sports is well fucked up. I tried eating ass, its not great
>>6104895
Who doesn't baby? This accent woos the world

>>6104896
>what do I get from you
I'll arrange for your divorce from random anon on the internet.

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>>6104889
>thinks watersports is vanilla
>calls others out of touch

>>6104923
Oh
well you wouldn't get half of my shit, they would
you get nothing

>>6104893
Also, my first gay date was nice.

A mutual friend set us up. I was really hesitant at first because I thought it was a prank.

Guy was super hot, great facial hair, 6'2, drove a nice car, and looked great in a tie. We talked till the restaurant kicked us out, and we talked more in the car.

Was so sweet, and he was such a dork. Talked comics, games, cartoons, and I was too nervous to kiss him so I gave him an awkward hug and cursed myself for being a pussy.

>>6104892
A-are you really a dog?

>>6104893
Just ask him to go watch it, right now, message him.

You don't have anything to losex even if you tell him during the film and he's freaked out by homos, at least you'd know.

>>6104904
I just wanted to use it to drop some hints.
And it would have been an occassion to know him better, talk a bit, enjoy his company.

>>6104915
If only it was this easy...

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hehe......nothing
hehe
personnel
kids!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back from europe faggots, did you miss me?

>>6104938
>cancelling on someone then calling them right away to remake the plans

no desu, dont do this

>>6104896
hahahahahahahAaaaa that is an ugly ass baby
>>6104900
kys netanyahu cock sucker

>>6104938
Yes and it is a pain to type out my posts!

>>6104945
He hasn't finalised the plan with him has he? I thought he meant he never asked.

>>6104944
Saquine, my brother.

>>6104949
Robocop plz go and stay go, don't you have criminals to catch?

>>6104933
>you get nothing
I'm getting paid for this.

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>>6104945
I didn't really cancel. I just said "We should go see Cap" and then didn't get the chance to go into it further.

>>6104938
I will be trying. Thanks for support.

>>6104958
are you hot
can I just pay you in sex

>>6104960
Right well just go for it then, honestly, hype yourself up for it. No point never trying and not knowing.

There's an old cat proverb; better to life one hour as a lion, than a whole lifetime as a worm.

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>>6104963
>can I just pay you in sex

>>6104838
cringed

>>6104957
lol im not robocop guy
pretty sure he killed himself t b h

>>6104970
well I have no money

>>6104971
cringing

>>6104966
Old cat proverb ???
Cats speak
I'm schizophrenic am I missing something?

>>6104975
You have enough means to earn that money.

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>you will never fuck robocop while forcing him to say lines from the movie and he cries, having the face the reality that he looks exactly like robocop

>>6104982
No silly, its a Red Dwarf reference.

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PAY
ATTENTION
2
ME
O M G
M
G

>>6104983
Are you suggesting I prostitute myself?

>>6104988
Oh jeez
I'd say I should've got that but I barely watched the show.

>>6104991
Canada?

>>6104993
Haha when I was younger I watched it endlessly, I must know the script word for word for every episode up to season 4.

I read the books too, the books are excellent, seriously good storytelling, lots of plot twists but its a real mind fuck :s

>go anonymous
>nobody can filter you

XD XD XD XD XD NYAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmgHKWXeiew

How would I get a Jewish bf, /gg/?

>>6104991
arent any of ur mirrors clean
goth ninja is so 2012 fyi

>>6104991
what the hell are you wearing mate

>>6104992
To be honest the first thing I thought was selling your organs on the black market.

If you want to sell your bp on the black market instead, whatever floats your boat I guess.

>>6105001
cringe

>>6105002
check the oven, senpai.

alt, leave a bear trap open with a dollar bill on it

>>6105000
Hahaha fair enough, maybe you can act them out for me :D or mouth the words as we watch

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>>6104994
no, moving to istanbul later this year
>>6105003
historically no
>>6105005
fuck off

>>6105002
see >>6105005

>>6105019
Damn, I'd poz that

>>6105019
qt hair N O T

>>6105019
u look p cute

>>6105025
l o w s t a n d a r d s

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>>6105012
*cums on u*

>>6105019
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>6105016
Haha I don't think I'd do a good job of it. Its quite funny actually, in some episodes the actors are mouthing the words the other people are saying to remember their lines.

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>>6105032
implying

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>>6105025
>>6105027
>>6105030
FEED ME MORE ATTENTION TO REVIVE ME

>>6105045
thank you hungry skeleton!

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>>6105042
someone sees me attention whore on /fa/ lmao
ive avoided this place lyl

>>6105038
Yeah I remember that, sounds like fun desu

>>6105030
you look like a quasi-nazi rascist war loving netanyahu cock gobbler

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>crazy furry femboy autist fashion kid is back
time to leave

>>6105035
cringing

>>6105064
thanks?

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>ACED
>C
>E
>D
run for the fucking hills

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>>6104555
>Are you up to anything this evening or over the weekend?
was gonna go see a concert but won't get there in time and i can't pick up tickets at the door.
i have to send in a some deposits by sunday so i'll probably spend this weekend stressing about money.
>Do you like to go to gay nightclubs full of hot sweaty men?
i have never been to a club in my life period
>Do you dislike the idea of clubs and drinking in general?
drinking is like doing taxes and masturbating in that although it can be done with others, i would prefer to do it alone
>Do you still not have a dog bf?
no.

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>>6105070
cant fucking wait to meet you irl gonna cum all over ur face bb <3<3<3

ill be back home in like 2-3 weeks so me n my m8s will drive down to your house then we'll go chill yeh?xx

>>6105110
cringe

>>6105114
brb going for a shower

*pees on u*
looks like u just had a golden shower ey bud? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>6105106
>that guy
>fucking anyone in prison

lol

>>6105055
Would be cool to watch it again, I've not seen it for some time now.

>>6105110
You should get your licence, then I can have a street race with you for £50 winnings~

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>>6105130
his toilet wine and brings all the boys to the (prison yard)

>>6105136
Just have a tv near the snuggle sofa then

>>6105121
cringe

Do gays have to do anal? I've done things with guys but I've never done anal and it scares me desu

>>6105136
I'm proper sick at driving famalam I'll fuck u up

>>6105156
*unzips dick*
*pulls down ur pantsu*
*spits on ur boiipuccii*
*fucks u*
*cums in u*
*smacks u on the butt*
good boi ;)

tfw no jew bf

>got dumped a week ago
>he's back together with his ex now
>stayed strong all week, no texting, barely any instagram stalking, blocked him on facebook, deleted his number
>come home friday night, earlier than expected, slightly drunk
>want to contact him so bad

fuck, family. I thought I could stay strong, because he was such an asshole to me, but I still miss him so much. ;_;

>>6105187
No. Their are gays that don't engage in anal at all and just do alternatives. (oral, frottage, thigh-fucking, etc.)

>>6105187
There's other things to be done but generally gay sex would involve anal. You don't have to be on the receiving end though anon.

Its not as bad as you'd think either, try fingering yourself first and get a little toy to practice with. Always use lots of lube.

But yeah, you can do a lot of things besides having sex, but of course the only penetrative sex you can have would be anal sex.

>>6105153
The snuggle sofa is in the living room with the TV, it's all ready to go~

>>6105194
cringe

>>6105206
>>6105209
I'm afraid of giving and receiving

>>6105194
Meet me in crystal palace park lower car park tomorrow night, you're gonna get smoked.

>>6105216
Everyone would be the first time anon, its a totally new and alien experience. If the guy is aware of your inexperience it would likely go a lot better.

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>>6105216
then don't?

>>6105218
my 1l VW Up will totally (not) fuck you up cos its like well (not) fast and has so much (read: little) power that its definitely the best (read: worst) car ever

>>6105209
Fantastic, its all ready
Just needs two cool dudes

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ATTENTION
*LE ROSHES ME MAY*

>>6105242
u look fat in that

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>>6105187
>Do gays have to do anal?
Of course not. Why would they? I fall into the category of gay men who don't really like doing anal much but on rare occasions, much like what you would see in the average straight couple, I guess.

I'd rather frot or have oral sex. Or hell, mutual masturbation is pretty good too.

I personally like frotting a lot. It's rubbing dicks directly against the other, literally gets both guys off equally since you are rubbing the main sexual part of the male genitalia.

>>6105242
that's such an autistic fit
Literally hot-topic tier

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>>6105236
Well you're in luck mate because my 1.0_ 16v, 59HP *Nissan fucking Micra* powerhouse will shit all over it.

Look at that shitbox, I know you're jelly. You can also work out where I live from this photo~

>>6105238
Yeah not long now.

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>>6105251
what do you think the point of that one was l m a o
>>6105248
ty i am fat look

>>6105242
fucking atrocious

>>6104555

Gotta study for biochem test, then I'll be done with spring classes.

>>6105232
W-what if he tells me I have to? Or says he really wants to?

>>6105258
My mate used to drive us to rugby practice in that. 6 blokes all crammed into it, he couldn't even get it out of first gear because we all weighed as much as half the car

>>6105258
Not long at all and I know where you live too, from the pic
Nice car btw. :3

>>6105065
who even

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just made a fanart for FTL, my fav game

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>>6105285

>>6105269
Hahaha, I love it, its a literal clown car. Its an utter deathtrap too, any slightly spirited cornering and the back will just slide straight out, I guess it wanted to be rear wheel drive.

But yeah, when I've got five guys in the thing its soooo slow its hilarious, it actually goes faster if everyone in the car rocks themselves backwards and forwards in rhythm, then it really picks up speed.

>>6105270
Haha, it's really bad dude, I love the thing even so. Next up I wanna get an MX5!

>>6105296
Fair enough better then my car(none)
But you don't need a car to travel around Dublin tbf tho

>>6105296
ngl Up handles like a dream. It's just the lack of power which makes me fucking hate it. I've only done like 400 miles in it too.

>>6105269
Wait a minute... Are you from /o/?
Because someone in the Brit meet up thread was talking about his Micra and how he used to ferry his rugby mates around in it.

>>6105303
Is Dublin very compacted? I've never been there to know what its like, I live in greater London so it's not too bad to drive out here if I lived in the city I'd never get a car, it is always gridlocked there.

>>6105317
No it's me Rugby ^_^

>>6105317
Yeah it's like a one hour walk to get end to end in the city centre , its pretty nice

>>6105322
just cringed btw

>>6105287
too bad its shit

http://www.out.com/positive-voices/2015/3/24/low-risk-high-tension-hiv-hypochondria

Basically me for quite some time now. I don't even think it is realistic I'd have it but I have developed some sort of hypochondriac anxiety about it and can't stop thinking that I do while I know I don't.

Going to get tested so I can actually live without thinking about nonsense.

>>6105329
Just *cums on u* btw

>>6105322
Ohhhh, I thought you were the /g/ stalker for a second there. I think your mate might post on /o/ in that case, the story is almost identical.

>>6105324
Sounds pretty nice. I need to check out some background on it, I don't know anything of Ireland at all to be honest. I've hardly been anywhere within the UK as it is, I really wanna go traveling around the place when I've got decent money together.

>>6105315
That's alright, I'll just use your car as a bumper to guide me around corners, then I can light the candle on the straights!

Did you buy the Up brand new then I presume? Currently financing it?

>>6105357
Come to Dublin I can show up all the cool nooks and crannies in the city

>>6105351
cringe

>>6105357
He's normie as fuck so probs not

>>6105363
I'd love to, once I've got the money and time for it I'd very much like to go :3

>>6105370
Oh well perhaps you said it the other day, I dunno little lady, way too tired.

I'm off to bed now, goodnight benders~

>>6104893
Oh man my first date was so shit.
It was this year actually. When I was in Denver there was basically some dude from a message board, I said, yeh fuck it we'll meet up. I should have known better cos he was basically an uninteresting, socially inept and frumpy nerd. A bit cute, but as soon as we were done eating we paid for our shit and I PEACED the fuck outta there.
Then later I ended up dating this other dude from campus, got laid, broke up and then moved back to the east coast. Now I just masturbate and hope that I find someone.
Do not hook up to lose your virginity. Just be more direct and less timid. Just throw it out there and see how he reacts. Worst case he stops talking to you best case it turns into something more.

Has anyone here been to Vegas? Is it tragically glamorous?

>>6105435
Cool , you should :D

Did masc gen merge into this one or is the other thread still alive and well?

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How are my fellow faggots doing tonight?

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>>6105490
As empty as usual!

>>6105471
My sister had a destination wedding in Vegas
couldn't attend because I wasn't 21 at the time and you need to be 21 to buy a hotel room there
was a bummer

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>>6105490
I'm feeling that feeling when no boyfriend, how about you good fag?

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>>6105501
Glad to hear it!

>>6105527
I feel that feel all the time
I daydream about little dates while I'm at work often and have dreams about cuddles
I don't want sex I just want someone who will love me

>>6105203
don't you contact that asshole

>>6105289
y u posting so many pics famm

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>>6105571
>I don't want sex I just want someone who will love me
I know of this feeling.
Sex is a mess, my dick is too small for fucking men and women and I can't seem to enjoy bottoming how much I force myself to do it.
I just want someone to cuddle with at night and someone to spoon me to sleep.

>>6105588
he wants attention from anonymous losers to inflate his already large ego

>>6105490
It's my birthday, and I'm being taken out to a dinner with friends and my family to celebrate it in about an hour. I'm one of those dumb idiots who hates the attention people always get during their birthday, so while I appreciate people's consideration in caring about me enough that they invite me to dinner, I still feel I don't deserve it just because it's today.

Fuck me and my autism about stupid shit. I should be happy about this, but I have mixed feelings at best.

>>6105591
Cuddle with me anon?

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>>6105606
Yes please, come to Sweden I'm waiting.

>>6105610
har du druckit opp all din påskmust?

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>>6105619
I have some spare, you want cuddles and påskmust?

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>>6105527
Is that you? Nice shirt my man.
I'm alright. Just listening to music and procrastinating on some homework

my butthole smells like raw fish

>>6105610
yfw rugby cant fulfill swede's needs

>>6105525
how old are you now?

>>6105629
Ja. Har du snus oxo?

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>>6104555
>Are you up to anything this evening or over the weekend?
This evening, making baked ziti and drinking by myself.
Tomorrow, bringing shit to goodwill and probably drinking by myself.
Sunday is a gym day, and also when I do my laundry.


>Do you like to go to gay nightclubs full of hot sweaty men?
No.

>Do you dislike the idea of clubs and drinking in general?
No, but I have a hard time being comfortable at a club.

>Do you still not have a dog bf?
My apartment does not allow dogs.

>>6104555

Doin molly in my parents basement with a group of friends, hopefully suck my qt str8 friend.

#noselfesteem

>>6105490
the usual: shallow, unfulfilled, stressed, closeted

>>6105602
Being grateful for your good fortune. You've family who love an appreciate you. A lot don't. Hey man I hope you have a great time.

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>>6105633
Do you honestly think so?
>>6105639
I wish I had rugby to fulfil my needs
>>6105643
Yes

>>6105658
pic of cute straight friend

have you sucked him before?

do it on tinychat

>>6105674

No
No
and no

>>6105602
happy birthday

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>post men in cis lesbian general
>get flamed and soon probably banned
whoops, now I remember why I prefer men

>>6105642
too old

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>>6105663
Why are you closeted? It's a miserable experience. Even though I am lonely at least everyone knows who I am.

>>6105670
s t o r l i e n

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>>6105670
I mean, it's stereotypically nerdy, but yeah.

>>6105490

Feelin gretty pood.

Cleaning my basement, gettting ready 4 tonight.

Might have time to get some ds3 in before peeps come over

>>6105669
>Hey man I hope you have a great time
Me too, mainly because it feels pretty shitty to not appreciate what they're doing for me.

>>6105685
Thanks.

>>6105610
>Sweden
Oh no

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>>6105724
Sweden
Yes

>>6105490
I can't find the motivation to actually play video games, so I'm just watching video game footage on Youtube.

>>6105696
over/under 30?

>>6105700
i don't know any other gay people near me. i live at home. about to leave for college but still, at home. also i'm on the shortlist for a very generous scholarship from a local church so that's even more of a reason to lay low until i leave.

i should clarify that the "shallow, unfulfilled, stressed" parts of that post have nothing to do with the "closeted" posts

>>6105712
That's cool. I hope you have a great time my man.

>>6105730
motherfucker, I'm 21
why would you think I'm over 30

>>6105729
You need motivation to sit on your booty and do nothing? What the heck.

Is it okay to glare at womens asses if I'm gay and them them I'm gay if they notice?

If I'm bi?

>>6104883
>All got the bf they wanted
I didn't :^(

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>>6105739
you keep making it sound like you're having a midlife crisis when anyone asks

>>6105752
21 is like 40 in twink years

>>6105740
No, but you need to concentrate. I'm beat from work and can't really focus.

>>6105771
lol
you are so self-conscious

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>>6105719
I mean not to shame you, but to offer perspective. When I came back to the east not too long ago, I hadn't seen my ma in months cos she was very sick. My parents aren't together, but you know, some people don't know them at all. I'm thankful for what I have even though my life is far from perfect.

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>>6105771
so... over 30?

>>6105730
You would be surprised how many gays you know after you come out.

>>6105748
I check out their asses all the time and I'm a full on gay. I mean nobody clocks me usually but still.

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>>6105739
>when someone who's younger than you is freaking out about how old they are

>>6105807
Is it a valid excuse to tell them you're gay if you find out?

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>>6105789
>>6105797
>>6105808
I don't think I look my age, but I'm definitely a little weirded out by the fact I'm almost in my mid 20's

>>6105813
I mean, does it matter? I'm not hitting on them. If I got caught I would just be like "my bad" and continue working out or w/e. Being gay is not an excuse to harass or ogle women.

>>6105798
I didn't come out until after college. I'm the only gay guy I know.

>>6105822
If it makes you feel any better, I'm 32.

>>6105830
And whose fault is that. That's also a dumb mentality. You could know gay people, that could be closeted, or you jus don't know if they're like that.

>>6105156
>>6105114
>>6105070
I want to write a bot that keeps sending sexual messages when anyone posts the word "cringe"

>tfw talking with a qt boy
>everything going well obviously into me
>asks me what i am doing with my life
>unemployed university drop out

rip

>>6105842
I'm not really complaining. I wouldn't be a particularly good bf anyway. Where I used to live, it wasn't a place you come out as gay. I had to wait until I could afford to leave.

>>6105260
would fuck

>>6105830
are we twins? I came out during college but i never found a bf or gay friends still havent and im 33

Should I go to a bar alone so I get free drinks or go with a friend and only get moderately drunk?

>>6105871
you should stop posting ITT

>>6105867
I knew plenty of gay people in college (theatre club), but I didn't keep in touch with any of them after graduation, and I moved to this city about... almost four years ago now. I had a 4chan bf through the old zeemaps we used to do, but that's been over for nearly two years now also.

Like I said, not complaining, really. If I wanted to put myself out there, I would. I just don't particularly care. It's hard to make friends after college, and I have other shit I'd rather be doing usually.

>>6105881
Now I want to post more.
<3

>>6105896
well dont

>>6105857
oh wait he replied nvm
probably still thinks im a dork tho

>>6104380
>>6104399

Whoa, what if his ex is who you are meant to meet. That's what I keep thinking. I can only imagine how jealous he would be if you and his ex end up meeting and really liking one another. lol but Marco is the name I saw in my minds eye. It;s a rather unique name, so I figured I would say Mark/Marc/Marcus too just incase I was off about the spelling. Yeah I think you are meant to meet him.

>>6105871

I see you going to a bar and meeting a guy or two. Doesn't matter if you go alone or with a friend.
THe name Jack & Sam are the names that come to mind.

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>work finally over

Thank Jeebus.

>>6106093
thank jeebus

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Homosexuality as an entity and "homosexuals" have come to truly disgust me but I still don't want women and I am still attracted to men

What do I do?

>>6105822
Senpai you're gonna look so weird when you mature.

>>6106104
My face has already matured quite a bit
not sure how I'll age overall though

>>6106071
psychic does the qt im talking to think im a dweeb or kwl
+ will he be my bf

>>6106112

do you look more similar to your dad or mum?

>>6106121
100% my father
I look nothing like my mother

>>6106119

neither

I think his overall intentions are more leaning to sex with you than being your bf atm. I feel like he rather take a test drive. I don't think it would hurt to take care of each others sexual urges.

>>6106100
act like you would do without being a faggot outside except for when you're at home fucking your bf
there's no need for silly labels invented by the lgbt community

>>6106100
stop being an asshole and fuck one instead

>>6105857
>want to use dating apps
>no life no job no hobbies

... or not

>>6106144
t b h tho we been talking all day and neither of us have even mentioned sex

>>6104555
I'm spending the weekend with my boyfriend. He's about to start working the overnight shift so I intend to help him acclimate by keeping him from sleeping. The things I do for love...

I like the idea of lots of hot sweaty men, but the club environment is just too loud and chaotic for me.

What's a dog bf?

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>>6106100

I see this woman with short hair, kind of punk rockish, but not lame, looks really good on her, I see you hitting it off with her on a sexual level

>>6106170

just wait until you meet...you guys will hit it off sexually..but i still dont feel like hes ready to commit to a relationship or make you his bf, this isnt a bad thing and its not like he wants to use you or anything like that, but you both have raging hormones and your both playing it cool, but when you meet up...they definitely take over the convo and you end up having sex and enjoying it and yeah...i see you both as friends with benefits at least for the next few months but it works and you're patient

>>6106166
just gotta play the bad ass no fucks ever given under-achiever
bishes love dat shit
i was just being paranoid

>>6104555
My dog died back in August, my bf left me in December and now my grandpa is dying in May.
How do I kill myself?

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>tfw no /pol/, fit, latino bf

>>6106218


You don't want to miss the guy whose coming into your life shortly (within 3-4 weeks) to make it all better.

James and Anderson (a last name i think) are names that come to mind.

>>6106251
>/pol/
>fit

you'll never have it because it doesn't exist

Is 4chan not loading correctly on desktop for anyone else?
Photos won't load, it's really slow and it's all in black and white.
Mobile is just fine though.

something really good is going to happen

'Night fellas. Maybe I'll get lucky and not wake up in the morning.

>>6106301
Trump 2016

>>6106339

you'll wake up happy and feeling brand new :3

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>>6106346
BUILD. THE. WALL.

>>6106346
>>6106386
#rwinks4trump

>>6106396
#fagsfortrump

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Anyone like to wrestle? Rolling around with a guy trying to pin him or make him submit then fucking him in the ass is like my perfect date.

>>6106346
>>6106386

I don't see Trump winning in November.

I have a contradicting thought about this.

One side of me keeps saying HIllary, Hillary, HIllary as if praising her for winning the election on November 8th (I'm not for HIllary by any means so it's not my own thought saying this.)

Another side of me feels like she won't win either, as if something is going to happen prior to November 8th that will allow Obama to remain in office.

Executive Order 13603 Obama signed on March 16, 2012. It's known as the National Defense Resources Preparedness Order. It gives the President power over many things in case of an emergency. It also allows him to stay in office as President of the United States indefinitely if he declares martial law in the event of a catastrophic emergency that affects most of the country.

So either HIllary will win or some catastrophic is going to happen prior to November 8th allowing Obama to remain president as long as he wishes. It's really a 50/50 toss up as what will happen atm.

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>>6106449
This is my greatest fetish (if it is one I dno)
check out William Higgins wrestling series. Straight on straight(?) nude oil wrestling action

>>6106484

>WIlliam HIggins

He's been making films since like 1979.

The Young and the Hung (1985) watermelon farm scene was the best thing in gay porn ever.

http://www.myvidster.com/video/34017064/Vintage_Guys_Fuck_Watermelon_and_Themselves

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>>6106407

>>6106452
honestly id prefer dictator for life obama to clinton or trump

>>6106452
An emergency? That is honestly crazy that people could consider Trump's candidacy an emergency.

>>6106396
as a /masc/ leftist id love to hatefuck the shit out of you wearing a MAGA hat

>>6106525


>>6106532

I honestly can't pick up what may happen. It's just a blank vision for me. I think perhaps an EMP attack though, something that can cause the powergrid to fail would make the USA utterly useless.

>>6106535
thanks but no thanks

>>6106558
inshallah your consent isnt necessary

I really want a stable relationship with a loving bf so I can have my virgin hole creamed inside

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>>6106275
I found one exactly like that yesterday, I was almost getting a his skype when the thread 404d on me. I'm suffering to this very second. He was fucking hot.

>>6106582
>threaten to rape someone because they disagree with you politically
wow ur political ideology must be incredibly sound ; ^ )

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>condom bursts once for the first ever time with a cute guy
>get chlamydia

What do you guys do when you're feeling particularly needy?
I am on one of those periods and I feel like shit

Masturbation is not an option because it will just make me hug the pillow and cry when I'm done

And to think I've had these for years since I started highschool, I want the feeling of loneliness to disapear, I feel like it's slowly killing me

>>6106587

>stable relationships

That really doesn't exist and would be rather boring if it did. Relationships are meant to help us grow so they should be like going to an amusement park as a child.

>>6106637

count your blessings

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>>6106535
>masculine
>leftist
kek I think you mean mathc

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>>6106622
tfw never used a condom and got tested and came out in the clear

>>6106653
kek

>>6106619
>being this triggered
I thought we had a monopoly on this

Had a dream last night about someone on here....

I was a in room with a bunch of different veggies everywhere, different shapes and sizes, some strange looking. It was like a farmers market setup and the person from here worked there. Anyone work on a farm? or at a farmers market?

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>>6106668
it was a joke you see

>>6106661

hitler looks like the hunchback of notredame

>>6106524
who dis

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>>6106684
that's Dr. Hitler to you

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>>6106694
>More area for blood to flow with no increase in blood volume
>blood pressure goes up

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>>6106779
I didn't make the picture

>>6104555
any bottoms with prostatis?

>>6106845
Whatever that is, I'm assuming it's gods punishment

Guys I just found the grossest thing in my bathroom
There was a moth on one of my towels and I tried to shoo it way but it was completely unresponsive, when i tried to move the towel the moth started clinging on for dear life

I looked closer at the moth and there was a little red growth on its head I think there's a cordyceps fungus in my bathroom

Am I gon die

>>6106845
I think I had this conversation with you the other day. You go to the doctor yet?

>>6106872
Appointment is Monday just looking around here to see if anyone has experience whit it sexually. If God forbid its non bacterial chronic. I know I know annoying but still I want to have enjoyment from bottoming not pain.

>>6106884
Better bacterial chronic than chronic with no obvious case. In the former you can take medicine and me fine.

You want acute bacterial, senpai.

>>6106894
Yup that's what I hope. If it's acute I'm going to throw a fucking party.

Well I went out tonight.

Came home alone.

No boyfriend to cuddle with.

Life is suffering.

>>6106993
I know that feel, senpai

>>6106857
UPDATE: I took some Lysol disinfectant spray and kept the moth under a continuous stream until it stopped moving

I have killed one of gods children in cold blood

>>6107038
Actually scratch that.

This alleged 20 year old twink from /cuteboys/ sent me a message.

MAYBE THINGS ARE LOOKING UP

>>6106993
>Gatch

is that you?

I had a flash of a bartender and this gay club/bar which i guess celebs hang out at or popular dragqueens and this guy I see there bartending you should talk to sometime. I think his name is Sam or Jack but his name didn't appear that vividly.

>>6107045

>/cuteboys/

>implying they aren't all 30+ and pretending to be young twinks

Isn't that wiz's favorite hang out spot now? inb4 its him

>>6107049
>>6107079
No. I'm actually an 8/10.

Though I hope this guy isn't 30, give or take a year or so wouldn't be bad. But man, I dread meeting someone who might be that old.

I ain't about that life.

New bread: >>6107128
>>6107128