Gay General - Soccer Edition

>>6107128
>Soccer
What are you, gay?

t.MMA guy

>>6107128
I enjoy American Football ever since I watched a game of it for the first time, which is funny, because I'm not American and I live in a society that heavily idolizes soccer, yet I hate soccer.

>>6107139
why don't you just watch rugby aka american football without constant ad breaks.

Can I ask for sex advice here?
I'm a bottom and most of the times we're getting it on with my bf I feel like I have to go to the bathroom, which may or may not be an actual need but just the sensation. How can I solve this? I clean myself with water beforehand.

tfw no jewish bf
I want him to make me do lewd, degenerate, and humiliating things for him

>>6107162

You just have to kind of get used to it and psychologically remind yourself that you don't have to poop.

>>6107201
I guess. To be fair I can't bounce on him properly, it's still too much for me.

>tfw into femboys
>tfw u know they'll all end up old, busted and unattractive
>not into masc guys at all

It's an abstract kind of suffering

>>6107224
I'm not saying that you have any chance of finding one, but some age like bowie.

Is anyone else disgusted by sex? Like I still have it and crave it but seems really detached from love for me. It's just so obscene and messy, I know when I've fallen hard for a guy when I can longer imagine us being together sexually. Maybe it's because I've never slept with anyone that I have actually cared about but idk

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>>6107268
your hormones are dropping, it happens. some people call it maturity.

>>6107268
>cuddling before, during and after sex
>lots of kisses
>staring into each others eyes
>tfw you drive him wild
>feeling his warm chest on your back as finishes inside you

It's pretty romantic for me. It's all in the way you have sex

>>6107277
I'm 18.

>>6107289
some people have it in their 20's, some before, so keep them up for way too long.

>>6107288
I like that stuff too, but not the actual sex. I wish was like movies where there was a fade to black before the fucking, but that doesn't happen in real life. I just have memories of lying on a bed with cum on my stomach waiting for a guy to get a towel thinking "I would never want to go through this with someone I actually cared about"

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>fwb is getting really emotionally attached and kinda clingy
>not interested in a relationship atm
>still really wanna be fwb's
sheeeeit

>senior in high school
>leaving in one month
>developing a crush on an underclassman
Fuck.

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>tfw surrounded by friends but miss having my ex around to bug when I don't want to talk with friends so much

I think that having a bf makes life simpler. That's what I miss.

>>6107303
Sometimes you have to push yourself into something you really don't want. Only if it is to discover how much antipathy you have towards it so that you really, really know.

>>6107337
He's a super nice guy and really attractive, I just really don't want to be in a relationship

>>6107351
Someone's going to break your heart one day

>>6107378
you say that like I've broken your heart

>>6107387
you break our hearts each time you do anything, we had such expectations for you and in the end...

>>6107396
Because I'm not dating this guy?
not everybody is tfw no bf

>>6107351
Yeah, I hear you. But its one thing thinking you don't want to and its another thing really feeling it on your body you don't want to.
As a thought experiment imagine that you are willing to compromise that you really don't want to. Let's say that you agree to be someones FWB for a quarter of the year. What would be the worst thing that happened if you gave it a shot for three months. (and since its a thought experiment you don't have to include hurting him, its sort of a given).

>>6107405
not really that, just your general existence feels like such a trainwreck. we'd like to help but we'd only get hurt so we watch at a distance.

>>6107406
the biggest thing for me is that I don't like the level of commitment a relationship requires
right now we're just friends that hang out, watch movies, play video games together, but also have sex and cuddle
and I'm digging that arrangement
a relationship is a whole other level and something that I'm not in the right place to involve myself in

>>6107441
oh
okay...

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are there like

gay sugardaddies

>>6107467
hell yeah there are

>>6107467
Oh god yes. To a pretty insane level. Dem old rich gays that want a piece of someone younger

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>>6107474
>>6107497
might need someone to pay these fucking college expenses this financial aid package was way less than i was expecting

the fact that most people won't find me physically or emotionally attractive for free is a problem though

>>6107515

Is the physical part due to bad genetics or is it something that is due to lifestyle or poor grooming and therefore can be improved? Also would you say you are subjectively ugly or objectively

>>6107621
short, nonwhite, asymmetrical resting bitch face

I mean like personality mostly. I get along with most people but I'm not very outgoing. like I don't think anyone has ever viewed me in a sexual context ever. any old rich dude could probably do better.

>>6107128
I play pick-up soccer but I don't have time anymore now that I train MMA so much.

>>6107983
>now that I train MMA so much.
oh cool same
what weight class you in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P3JtnmFCVI
why is he so hot? :3

>>6107997
Still trying to decide. Either WW or MW. Right now I'm not too worried, just trying to stay so that I can make 195 on a couple of days notice for IBJJF tournaments.

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I really love snooker, can't play that well, better at pool because its a smaller table, but if the snooker is on I'll spend all day watching that.

Football's alright, don't follow anybofnit ever though, I do watch the world cup when its on because my whole family meet up for it.

Rugby has some fitties~

Some of the guys are really sexy~

In other news some chavs cunts decided my car didn't need a wing mirror :/

>>6108033
I was joking lol
I have no clue what any of that means
I'm 100lbs soaking wet

>>6108038
The best fighter in the entire world is 125lbs.
He doesn't get the credit he deserves, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2CeV6X28s

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>>6108050
r8 my likelihood of making it, bro

>>6108060
Jesus. Thick wrists so you should have good power but damn you're skinny. Can you get bigger or do you have health issues?

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>>6108068
I'm +
use protection kids...

>>6108071
Damn. I'm sorry bro.

>>6108060
Do you actually want to be bigger, or are you happy with your body right now?

>>6108087
Don't listen to him he's being a cheeky cunt.

>>6108104
>>6108071
In that case, a peanut butter jelly sandwich and a glass of whole milk before bed every night, hit the gym at least twice a week. If pos, I have no clue what you would do. Take your meds and do the same thing probably

This morning my FB was talking about when you rub or scratch someones back all slowly and tenderly that speed literally triggers sensors in the hair follicles thst foster closeness and togetherness. Like its is a hormonal/chemical reaction. There's a total science behind this phenomena.

At the time i was like, oh yeah thats cool. But its really stuck with me all day. As i was petting my dog, hugging me roommate. The soft slow motion of someones hands on your back, or any part of your body really, has a such a soothing feel an absolutely creates a bond between people. And and mammals as a whole. I could feel my dog becoming more calm and affectionate after petting him very slowly and lightly.

I dunno. It was just cool to think about. Maybe cuz im a little nerdy about the neurosystem. Maybe its just pretty cool to anybody.

>>6108100
I would say I'm more along the lines of content with my body
But I fully recognize that I am a bit too skinny, even for the skelly twink looks I'm a part of
however I've always been kinda weight challenged hence the large bullet wound looking scar on my stomach, which is from a feeding tube I had when I was baby because I simply wasn't gaining weight

to make an already long story slightly less long, I eventually got a diagnosis that has helped a lot working towards keeping myself from withering away

>>6108104
kek

>>6108112
tfw lactose intolerant

>>6108134
Waiting to see which part you would be allergic to.

Hemp protein shakes instead of milk

>>6108138
common misconception, lactose intolerance isn't actually an allergy
simply means my body lacks the production of an enzyme called lactase which is used to break down a sugar called lactose that is mainly found in dairy

I could probably spend an hour explaining why I have difficulties gaining weight, but to condense, I'm basically giant /fit/ meme personified

>>6108134
Fucking hell dude that's rough, premature or just born with it? Lucky you made it through man.

You have a good diet though? I only stay skinny because I just eat total shit, not long now before my body gives up though.

>>6108152
I'm a biologist, I know. Just saying peanut butter + wheat + milk, bound to be something you can't have. Shouldn't have said allergy since you have lactose intolerance, but you get the point.

Try hemp, it's one of the easiest to digest.

>>6108154
I was actually 10.5 lbs (or 4.7kg) when I was born haha

but basically it all stemmed from a rare disorder called hypopituitarism that wasn't diagnosed until I was 12
I've talked about it in depth a million times on here so I won't really get into the specifics of my case, but you can read up on it if you're actually interested

>>6107128
>And I love soccer too!
Got full soccer gear from my parents when I was a kid. Loved the long stockings, the shorty shorts and the shirt. All in matching colors. Cried when the others kids used my brand new ball for actuall sports. It was so colorful and new. Afterwards it was just worn and ugly.

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well gtg gg
gonna shower and clean myself up
going to head over to "friends" house and wake him up with coffee in a bit then spend the weekend hanging out

enjoy your weekend, gaygen

>>6108170
>Try hemp, it's one of the easiest to digest.
I made some butter with hemp products. It's nice but hate not being able to drive for so many hours.

>>6108173
That's fair enough, I'll go check it out, I've got nine hours of waiting for a customer to walk through the door to kill!

Have fun with your friend~

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>>6108131
Oh man.

>>6108209
Isn't hemp supposed to be low in cannabinoid levels? I think cannabis rudilarius is low on psychoactive substances, its just very quick flowering and not dependant on light cycles to induce the flowering. Probably a better plant to grow for food usage.

Sativa and indica are the really psychoactive plants.

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>>6108060
No tape for scale. I have the shittiest body aesthetically, all triceps and obliques, no biceps or traps but I can't afford to put on muscle I don't use.

>>6107128
I do mma and rugby
Wrestling men for life
>>6108037
That's fucking scummy to break a wing mirror,
But hey maybe I can play you in pool sometime

>>6108272
Describe your fighting style.

>>6108283
Escrima based so it's if I have a weapon like a pipe, I'd smash you hands then ribs then head
With a knife slash up your arms as strike leading to your throat
Bare hands, provoke a grapple, get your back and break your shoulder
Escrima isn't a sport desu

>>6108206
>hitler going on weekend long bootycall with objectively attractive guy

what are you losers doing with your weekend?

>>6107224
Not when they end up on androgen blockers :D

>>6108285
Y-you win the pool game D:

>>6108294
I'm going to go to my friends house to help him paint his room and fix his radiator after we smashed it to shit play fighting. Then I'll be going to the scrapyard to get a new wing mirror.

What are you doing anon?

>>6108299
Haha , I'd never do it to people I like and I'm up for friendly competition
Whoever loses is little spoon?

>>6108285
By MMA you meant escrima? I meant the actual sport. Like with a referee and an audience, not stabbing strangers at a club.

>>6108313
Hahaha fair enough
It is a martial art desu and I went to the world tournament
I've do judo, bjj and boxing, so that style

>>6108308
Is this a pool game or a wrestling match? The wresting match would be more fun :3

I-Is it normal to like guys?

>>6108206
You're just goin to fug a whole weekend and take gaming breaks.

Sounds nice :)

>>6108433
only when you're gay

Am I welcome if I'm bisexual but with a preference for men?

... my normal /lgbt/ trip isn't working ;;

>>6108409
It can be both :3
Have to let you win at something

Wow, they came up with camless engines finally... I thought of it about six years ago now and they're going with the exact same idea I worked out too.

Wish I had got off my ass and filed patents on it, I'd be a billionaire now :(

>>6108462
DIE NOW AND LEAVE THIS THREAD.
YOU'LL NEVER BELONG IN HERE.

>>6108486
That's unlucky

>>6108486
I think hydraulically operated valves will be the next big thing, driven by another oil pump.

>>6108535
Such is life!

>>6108600
Yeah I originally went for purely electrically activated valves, they've come up with an electric/hydraulic combonation.
I just want the rotary engine to come back, its a badass engine but it has so many inherit flaws with its design.

Really emissions and fuel consumption are what's killed it. It didn't last long without needing a rebuild either, but dang the noise they make is hhhnnggg

>>6108616
I can be you're rotary engine tonight bby

>>6108616
Yeah I think a development of an electric/hydraulic system like Fiat's Twinair will probably become more common, with the goal of allowing what would effectively be a square cam profile.

NSU and Mazda gave the rotary engine a good go but the apex seal problems and fuel consumption didn't help

Did anyone of you ever get back together with an ex and it actually worked?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ

>>6108623
Can you redline at 11,000 whilst screaming BRAP BRAP BRAP at me?

>>6108632
Yeah the can "profile" will be really interesting. Instead of having to wait for the engine to be in the right spot for the cam to start breathing and making full power it could be breathing perfectly from idle up to an astronomical redline.

I should think it will prove to be the saving grace for the combustion engine, it should get mpg figures up quite significantly.

Really quite excited for it now, though I don't think it will hold the decline of the combustion engine off, fossil fuels are just an inevitable loss in the end. Is it 2050 when all supplies are supposed to be gone? Fallout lore is pretty damn accurate!

Rotary is dead now though, just like two strokes :c

>>6108650
I can try ... :P

>>6108019
You have good taste in men. I love broccoli, but only when it's steamed.

>talking to a guy, really cool

>accidentally make a rape joke

>he gets all offended and hasn't talked to me in a week

Glad I dodged that bullet, you pussy.

>>6109032
t b h if someone I didn't even know started casually making rape jokes I would probably drop them too
socially inappropriate jokes = autism red flag
I mean you are generally just autism incarnate so I wouldn't talk to you anyway

>>6109055
but rape jokes are really funny.

>>6109063
I disagree t b h
rape jokes c a n be funny but leave it to the professionals who actually understand comedic structure and how jokes work.
aspergic neckbeards just going hurrrrr durrrrrrr rape lol I'm so edgey i said a bad thing is always unfunny.

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>>6108462
>if I'm bisexual

>>6109063
>>6109032
I agree with this anon, desu

>>6109117
army pls

>>6109055

It wasn't even really a joke. I was accosted by an annoying Indian telemarketer about Viagra, and I said I only need it when I use it to fuck him.

Recounted the story to my friend and here we are

>>6109281
that happened

>>6108259
>mountain of fat
>mexican complexion
Gb2 Mexico Pedro

literally everyone here is fat and autistic
why do I come here

>>6108641

No. Unless the breakup was due to circumstances out of your control, such as moving away. There was a reason you broke up. That reason is likely going to show up again, or it's going to be something else. Ex's are a waste of time and effort, it's best to be sad for a bit, shake it off and look for someone better. Trust me, there is someone better out there.

>>6109401
Because you're fat an autistic

>>6109401

It sounds like you're projecting. Literally everyone. Get over yourself and leave, maybe go outside and try to interact with people normally.

>>6109445
i weigh 110lbs
and maybe slightly autistic but nowhere near as much as everyone else is here
>>6109465
NO U LOL

>>6109494

>i weight 110lbs

You're 10lbs over the maximum weight.
Sexy and cute guys are 100lbs or less.
Try harder fatty.

>>6108320
Nice, that's actually really cool. Martial arts is a weird world because there are so many fakes out there, so I usually start by talking shit about someone's art to test the waters.

What's an escrima competition like?

>>6109559
I'm 5" 10 tho
I used to weigh that when my anorexia was really bad

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

>>6109888
You should probably kill yourself then

>>6109888

how old are you? actually that doesnt really matter. people in their 30s dont know what they want to do with their life

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Is there something wrong with my face?

>>6109982
why do ppl do this

>>6109943

suicide pact when?


>>6109962

Age is just a number.

>>6109982
I would mark what was wrong with your face with red paint, but that'd leave an all red image.

>>6109982
you're big brained

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what is up with these 30-45yo gays who dress like this?

>>6109982
nice kangaroo necklace

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>>6110015

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>>6110015
my sides
i lost them
damn it

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>39 years old

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>>6108285
>escrima

>>6110032
Is this the fabled tumblrino?

>>6110021
>>6110032
This is the fate of twinks who refuse to grow old with some dignity

>>6110045
>This is the fate of twinks who refuse to take estrogen
Fixed for accuracy tbqhfamallah

>>6110050
>estrogen is magic and stops men growing old

Good one.

>>6110050
name one twink over the age of 30

>>6110054
it stops men from growing old in a masculine way

>>6110055
that guy who plays negan on the walking dead

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>>6110045
you forgot your pic.

>>6110062
>it stops men from growing old in a masculine way

They still get wrinky and have male features. Even trannies look like a disgrace when growing old.

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>>6110045

can you imagine what hitler/swede/niq are going to look like when they're 30... :/

>>6110066

if david bowie wasn't a multi-millionaire musician he would just look stupid.

you gotta be rich and talented to pull off such a look

>>6110070
Hopefully they stop acting like stupid little queers and start acting like grown men.

Judging by some of the 30+ flaming faggots you see on grindr or in the wild though, I wouldn't be surprised if they desperately clung to their youth

>>6110070
These ayyliens don't age anon.

>>6110069
trannies look like a disgrace because they started taking it way too late

>>6110081
Even sane women look like a mess when they grow older unless they're super rich with access to top surgeons.

Trannies have no chance at all, irrelevant of the date they started poisoning themselves.

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>>6110075
I really like his music and singing, but I'd say that part of his success were just his looks.

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when should one stop bleaching their hair?

>>6110094
One should never start

>>6110083
taking care of your skin is enough to make you look good if you are a tranny/woman

unlike men who still look uggo

men still look uggos whether

>>6110102
>men look uggo

You a prison gay?

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>36 years old

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>get pulled over with friend on bike
>where is your mirror lad?
>some kids kicked it off this morning
>.... Why is there a monkey hanging off the back?
>attention seeking
>....cut that shitty monkey off and I won't give you three points for the mirror
>okay~

Thank god for that, monkey saved the day. Botched the mirror with zipties and an old motorcycle indicator haha

>>6110106
Nice MySpace angle

>>6110106
looks like a dyke

>>6110110

Sounds exciting! I had a police office interrogate me to make sure I was in this country legally

>>6108453
Did butt stuff this morning and playing fallout 4 atm
Pretty accurate, anon

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How do you feel about 40+yo men getting botox?

>>6110127

Gay death should have taken him long ago.

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>mfw found a way to talk about the Black Hawk Down incident in this fuckin feminism essay

men 1 lesbians 0

/blog

>>6110127
People desperate for lost youth instead of aging gracefully.

Can't exactly blame them but it always looks terrible.
I probably wouldn't do the same.

Is there anything more beautiful than mutual, manly love? Straight people make me smile, it's like they realy want to believe their hormone-mediated urge to breed carries actual meaning lmao

>>6110135
cringe

>>6110167
cringe

>>6110147
Gay people make me smile, it's like they really want to believe they're capable of monogamy.

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Had a dream last night that Angelina Jolie died this week of anorexia.

>>6110171
>tfw attention
yaas

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>>6110167
>straight heterosexual intercourse

>>6110173
Everyone is capable of monogamy when you lock them up in the basement.

>>6110174

*this upcoming week

>>6110176
cringe

>>6110167
LOL

the meme count in this post is OFF the charts

>finally get more than 5 hours of sleep
>sleep half the day away
>tfw I spent some time with a qt nerd for some of the night

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>>6110188
LOL SICK DUBS BRO CONSIDER THEM #CHEKT

>>6110186
cringe

>>6110190
epic, just epic, kid :)

>>6110174
>literally a living spooky scary skelington
she's a witch

let's burn her

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>>6110196

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>>6110190
* cringes *

>>6110200
do more of these, le meme master

>>6110200
https://m.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

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>>6110201
*cums cringe on u*

>>6110203
*memes on u*

>>6110204
They're just trying to be contrarian, they don't actually like Trump.

t. actual Trump supporter

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>>6110208
cringing

>>6110220
I see what you mean

Those pink pants are dreadful

How do I stop checking grindr every 5 min to see if that idiot replied to me

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>>6110220
10/10 taste in flegs

>there are people in this thread that don't filter Rugbyturk
Ishygddt

>tfw no big guy to milk me

>>6110220

I's that a fucking Confederate flag? I's punch that freak and take that flag. The south doesn't rep these cringe worth nut jobs.

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me irl xD

>>6110075
>talented
kek

>>6110259
Mirin 1pl8 dl

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>>6110259
that's a good gym dude he knows not to drop the barbells even when he's having a stroke

>>6110273
thanks its my PR, took years of blood sweat n tears to reach it

>>6110249
You are really immature.

boring thread with boring people

yuck

>>6110313
Tell me about yourself anon

>>6110312
My mind has broken from this feminism essay sorry m8

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>>6110231
cringe
>>6110255
fun fact: the confederacy never used that flag.
the flag design being used today and 'thuhhh south will riseee ageern' bs was created by early 20th century racist inbreds who were upset with society socially progressing.

>said i was gonna catch up on my work at 3
>it's been an hour
>haven't touched it
i'm gonna have to install one of those extensions that ban you from using sites for most of the day like a child

>>6110335
>>6110335
>muh confederate flag is racist
literally kill yourself
>>>/reddit/

>>6110404
it is tho
if it was about the confedarecy or states rights why would you use the flag that was only ever used by 20th century racists that was created like 80 years after the confederacy stopped existing

>>6110362
Get a rentboy or your bf to smack your fingers everytime you procrastinate. When you have completed your task, fuck him silly.

Going to the doctor for a physical this week... I honestly won't be surprised if he finds cancer... Or at least low test.

>>6110434
cos it pisses off nignogs and libcucks xD

also it looks kewl

>>6110434
>being this retarded
The confederate flag that we know today was the confederate Battle flag and was created in the 1860s
Saged and hidden because you're probably not even American but some irrelevant British poster. You're obviously not American because your knowledge of American history is terrible.

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>>6110449
cringe
>>6110464
lol no it wasnt
how are you going to filter me if im anonymous

>>6110464

>Americans

>knowing their own history

Lol that's even funnier

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>mfw reading an article by someone called Goldstein who keeps using the word 'patriarchy' and blames men for being testosterone-fuelled

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>6110070
>still compared alongside swede and hitler

Im going to look masc af when im 30 and i will have boypussy on tap

>>6110554
Post chest hair

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>>6110568
l-lewd

>>6110587
do it boy

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>>6110591
n-no

>>6110601
rugby is just a cute shy anime girl :3

more nudes less talk

kno wat im sayin

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>>6110613
Damn right.

>>6110628
>>6110601

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>>6110666
cant argue with trips 2bh

>awaiting inevitable abuse cos any attention is good attention

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>>6110678
needs some work before you're out of petit twink territory but it's endearing that u try i guess.

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>>6110697
thanks one day i hope to be big n strong like you~

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>>6110704
Cute~ :3

>>6110678
Would bf

would you date a homeless twink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7de81I5luNk

>>6110744
>bad eyesight
absolutely disgusting

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>>6110744
He's not cute so probably not

Also being homeless is a big turnoff, surprisingly enough.

>>6110744
As a homeless twink myself, dating one would be unproductive.

I want a cute fuzzy BF....

>>6110789
i want you to kill yourself
Regards,
Cute Fuzzy bf

>>6110804
boyfriend that wants you to kill yourself? I've met a few of those.

>>6110789

my cute fuzzy dick
needs a nice ass to plow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMupmeUoDY

It's so sad.

I want to bury my face in rugby's tummy

>>6110864
do you know whats even sadder???
i sent a snap to a qt boy 40 minutes ago and he hasnt opened it

>>6110908

#firstworldproblems

>>6110908
maybe he's taking a shower or having a life. it's not the same as reading and not responding.

>>6110864

>9:04 - I'm a master mason of the IRS
>26:10 - I"m a grandmaster mason

Illuminati has really screwed people up.

>>6110911
epicly memed family
>>6110925
kind of just want him to open it tho so he can see my ugly face and i can start the cycle of rejection
literally why did i just send a picture of my face to him
like how is my face going to start a conversation
wtf is wrong with me arghhh

>>6110510
Obviously American because his knowledge of American history is terrible.

>>6110971
sent a continuation pic, something like having the same expression while you get the head in the oven or posting it on another body; pretend you were doing a set up for a joke and wanted his reaction to do the second part.

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>>6110529
can't wait until you get deported back to your shit hole third world Mexico

>>6110510
holy fucking shit are you retarded as fuck. let me guess you're europoor. the confederate flag was the battle flag of the confederacy and was used during battles, it was created in the 1860s.

>>6110978
the confederate battle flag was never officially recognized
'the confederate battle flag' can refer to any number of home made flags that was used by the confederate army
that relatively obscure version of 'the confederate battle flag' after being popularised by the dixiecrats + strom thurmond is now used by modern day racists despite the confederacy not even officially recognizing it
please correct me if i am wrong

tfw in the mood to be dominated by an older man with wife and kids

>>6111060
i'd like to correct your use of "modern day racists"
to "people i don't like believing in things i don't"

>>6111069
what are these things that I supposedly disagree with

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>>6111060
>moving the goal post
>some obscure battle flag
Nope it was the official battle flag of the confederate states during the civil war. That's like saying the balkenkreuz was just "some obscure flag" for the German military.

tl;dr you're wrong

Who cares what a flag represents? As long as it pisses off libcucks and niggers, then it's a damn good flag.

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>>6111111

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>>6111111

What should I become?

Massage Therapist
Firefighter
Electrician

Decide my future /gaygen/.

Guys, I might have my first gay sex tomorrow. I'll be topping.

Are there any tips for me? Things I should do/not do?

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>>6111111
checked

>tfw no jon snow bf

>>6111158
>Tfw no lorris bf

>>6111166
its LORAS you uncultured showfag

>>6111146
What you shouldn't do is put your penis in a hole from which shit comes out.

>>6111111
sexts of truth

>>6111172
Who gives a Fuck, its a fictional tv show made by a paedophile

>>6111172
This kek lmao. Btw I watched Renly and Viserys at some interview, they are so hot IRL. Wait lemme find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCVu5pEgrE

>>6111100
only robert e lees army ever even used it

>>6111144
Massage therapist would be the easiest role.

Electrition is a very rewarding job and not too demanding for what it is. If its just general household electrical things its ridiculously easy. Pay will be very good as will the amount of work, you will always be able to find work be it with a company or self employed.

Firefighter is extremely, extremely demanding both physically and mentally. Perhaps more so mentally, you're going to see a lot of dead people, people in car accidents, people chared to death. Pay is of course very high with a brilliant pension fund but it's still a horrible job.

My grandad did it for 25 years in the London fire service, he's seen some serious shit man. Brains all over the floorsl, burnt babies, all sorts of shit.

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A T T E N T I O N
FEED ME

>>6111371
You're a weak faggot

>>6111371
You're not even that cute or attractive. I like 10/10 boys unaware of their cuteness casually riding the subway and picking their nose, thinking they look like shit because their dads didn't like them and their older brothers bullied them.

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I just want a guy who wants to escape the society with me and then we can commit suicide

Dunno if this is the place to ask but does anyone have tips on preventing ingrown hairs on ass after getting rid of that shit? My hair isn't really even very coarse but I still get fucked up after a few days of looking nice.

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>>6111404
> I like 10/10 boys unaware of their cuteness casually riding the subway and picking their nose, thinking they look like shit because their dads didn't like them and their older brothers bullied them.
I used to be like that before i got hit on 500 times a day by people on grindr even tho i have a bf and tell them 2 fuck off
>>6111396
ty i try queensy

>>6111404
Wow, your standards are ridiculously low.

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From now on, when these ugly old fuckers message me, I'm just gonna unload all of my insecurities and autism on them.

Been at friends house all day but now we're preparing for the party.
Kill me now pls

>>6111458
I wish I could, but I'm pretty sure you'd just regenerate.

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>>6111458
Having a good time?

>>6111462
It's a curse and a blessing

>>6111464
So far yeah
Been here since like 9am
Not really a fan of parties though

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tfw he doesnt open ur snapchat 3 hours later

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>tfnobf

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>>6111474
>tfw your phone is worthless because no one ever messages or calls you

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>that feeling when a partner of the male gender is not in your possession

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>tfw summer is coming, no bf to stare at the stars on warm nights and roll around with in a grass field at sunset

>>6111506
>>6111498
Get a dog init

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>tfw you sit next to your straight best friend and crush in college and have your heart broken every time you catch glimpses of him chatting with his girlfriend
Just fucking end me.

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>>6111522
I have one but it lives with my parents
I want a semi-hard dick waking me up in the morning when my bf spoons me without him knowing

>>6111522
I want one, but I live with a parent, and they don't want a dog. Plus I'm poor. It'll probably be 5 years before I can manage to be on my own and afford a dog, and I'm suicidal NOW!

>>6111526
Well if not a bf get a buttplug. Sleeping with one in is really nice.

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>>6111474
>>6111475
>>6111479
>>6111498
>>6111506
>>6111524
It's raining today. What is this, /gloomgen/?

>>6111470
Well, that's good. Parties can be fun but I get way out of place when I'm at a party with heavy drinking.

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>>6111539
It's not the same as having him push his hips against your butt then sense something growing and pushing against your hole

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>>6111543
>tfw chatting up qt on tinder
>tfw mtf


I normally wouldn't care but I'm not losing my virginity to a fucking strap on.

>>6111609
>tfw their ftm

Shit my mistake

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>>6111111
>>6111122
>>6111144
>>6111166
>>6111444
nice!

>>6111539

That just seems uncomfortable

>>6111609
Uh... well that would suck I suppose.

tfw 3 half hour since you sent him a snap
tfw still hasnt opened it

ffs go like 6 months hating everyone and basically avoiding sex
meet one qt boy who isnt low iq af and develop obsessive compulsive neurosis

>>6111700
Just delete his snap chat and avoid him. Once you lose the power, it's hard to get it back

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>>6107128
Would you a gay fish?

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hello give me some (you)'s please im bored

>>6111732
End your life right the fuck now

>>6111728
fuck off dont talk to me you autistic fat ass

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>>6111769
MORE YOUS
GIVE THEM TO ME
I WANT YOUS

>>6111781
stop posting my hair

>>6111732
>>6111781
Here, have a free (You). If you want another, it'll cost you a rare pepe.

>>6111786
stop posting

>>6111797
posting

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>>6111781
Have some superior men

>>6111800
upvoted

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>>6111800
ge mig rugby du förtjänar inte honom kvvvääääääääääää

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>>6111806
i want him to pound my boypussy
>>6111790

>>6111816
Bokstavligen pojkvänner hahahahhaha

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>>6111823
Nej du förtjänar honom inte ge honom till mig kkkkkkkvvvvvvääääääääää

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>>6111820

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>>6111816
I'm Swede's and he's mine. You will never have me. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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>>6111839
He doesn't deserve you
I do
join me

>>6111843
What's so special about you then?

>>6111853
I'm way better looking and wouldn't take you for granted

WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE HAPPIER THAN ME

>>6111854
You can't just state something like that without providing evidence to back it up.

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>>6111867
>small dick
>pretty but no bf
sure thing anon

>>6111872
But I'm not a slut like swede who would post lewd pictures of my self to randoms on 4chan. Is that not a sign?
I would add you on kik, snapchat or whatever though.

>>6111873
im not ugly

>>6111879
You sound boring and pretentious, also you're a frogposter so nah. Enjoy being alone, Swede and I will keep you updated next time we meet up in a few weeks ;)

>>6111873
>pretty
boo hoo

>>6111894
And you sound like a rude cunt. Fine, whatever.

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>>6111773

Lol but I was trying to help.

Don't you want help..

>>6111899
You shouldn't have responded.

>>6111905
neither should have you

>>6111677
Naw man, its amazing, you wake up and suddenly have the feeling if your butt being wide open.

>>6111551
Nah but you know man, until then you can always substitute it with something else, get the feels going.

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>>6111899

>>6111899
literally what were you expecting

>>6111906
Don't reply to me.

>>6111914
epic
>>6111915
I dno, my previously fave gaygen guy not to be a rude cunt?
>>6111917
have another (You)

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>>6111906
My parting gift to you <3

>awaiting inevitable abuse from jellyfags cos any attention is good attention

>>6111924
Too bad that will apparently only get you aids-ridden sluts. Sorry famalam.

Someone make a new thread.

>>6111911

I'd feel like I'd lose control of my bowels at some point in the night...

I have no idea how to bottom lol

>>6111936
Don't try it.
Anal sex is gross and unnatural.
Just suck dick.

>>6111944
this

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>hits on me who has a bf
>tell bf that he doesn't deserve me
>brings nothing to the table himself
>expects me to add him on kik/snapchat etc. even though I have a bf and literally no reason to add him
>insults bf
>gets mad when I tell him to fug off

he NaCl as fuck xDDDDDDDDD

>>6111936
Eh I dunno, never had that happen to me haha.
>>6111944
Pussy!

>>6111954
mouthpussy > poopussy

New thread

>>6111951
>>6111951

>>6111949
He left why didn't you

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>>6111111

My bf just ignored me when he was getting some soup and said 'I'm just doing my drunk things'.

>What did he mean by that?
Like literally he didn't want to talk to me.

>>6107297
Your first mistake was having sex with someone who you didn't love. When there's no legitimate desire to please your partner, and only an animalistic impulse to release, the sex is bound to be crappy.

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>>6111111
God bless you, and God bless these United States of America.

>>6115546
Let the man do his drunk things, dammit.