Height Difference - do you have any prefernces when it comes to the height of your partner?
Do you prefer guys smaller than yourself, or taller?
Is height a deal breaker?
Do you want a dog bf?
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>>6097741
Tinychat: I don't give a fuck
>>6102195
They all have bonuses to me desu but I want a short bf to be the cool tall one
>>6102195
I would love to try taller but that is unlikely. I'm 6'1 200.
My bucket list is a girl smaller than me and a guy larger than me.
My bf was 5'10 135 and my fiancee is 5'6 285. Her dad is like my dream man, 6'5 310
Im 5'10. To all the tall guys im short. To all the short guys im tall. I literally can only date people 5'8 - 6' or it just doesnt work
>>6102211
Fuck her dad
>tfw considering becoming prison straight because all men are cunts to me
>>6102223
What do they do, anon? :(
>>6102226
Most of the time they suddenly break up contact without any word of why. I just want to know why so I can self-improve. I'm kind and somewhat timid.
I should try asking why next time if they give me the chance to.
I just want a bf.
>tfw 5'7
>tfw top
no one will ever take me seriously
>>6102219
That's not how life works.
>>6102195
There was a guy here who created a gay dating guide (2 parts) for Grindr, Growlr and okcupid and all that regarding how to do it best.
I can't find any fucking archive of /lgbt/ anywhere, does anyone have it screenshot or has a link?
>>6102239
You'll never achieve your dreams, anon.
>>6102233
How many dates have you been on? I guess you just aren't clicking with them. Try to be more relaxed and less timid, its hard to do I know but you've gotta just be yourself and take it easy! Try to treat them as new friends as opposed to potential partners maybe.
Yeah it sucks that people just drop contact though, but for some people its easier to do that than to lay it all on a guy and make him feel awful :c
>>6102237
Iunno, some guys might be into that to be fair. Besides, 5'7 is pretty average for male height isn't it? Surely most guys are around your height, they can't all be offput by it!
>tfw I didn't take the occassion to propose a date to the guy
Being shy fucking sucks.
tfw 5" 10
lanky af for a fem boy
sort of like being all tall and limbre n shit but its probably a turn off for a lot of guys
>>6102292
5' 7" is pretty short. im 5' 5" and i've found other guys my height or a little taller lie and say 5' 7". its like 5' 10" and 6'; a lot of people lie so it ends up diluted
>>6102316
Nah its not at all, dated a guy who could do the splits while bottoming, it was p hot
>>6102195
I'm 6'1 and bf is 5'9. It works because he's cute and chubby while I'm relatively skinny. Works for us. I like that he calls me his 'big man' even though he's heavier.
>>6102321
Well everyone lies about everything, its just natural to want to appear more appealing to people.
What is the average height for guys? I guess it would vary by region though?
The OP pic kills me though, its cute as all fuck.
>>6102316
Its all varied buddy, attraction is soooo diversified, a lot of guys probably enjoy the idea of topping a taller guy as a sign of dominance too.
>>6102391
Yeah , I used to lie a lot and I'm trying to stop
Yeah the op pic is adorable, I've only ever been the short guy , should change when I go to London :D
I'm 5'11 would prefer a much taller guy but that's kinda difficult to find not a deal breaker if someone is shorter though
I'm 6 feet. Only the same height or a little bit taller for me. Anything shorter just feels weird.
18 year old 6'2" biscum here
I just like cute little femboys, around 5'1"- 5'8" and they're mostly the guys i fuck. Also tiny alternative girls = GONNA GIT REKT
>feels good living in a country where i can legally fuck 15 year olds
>>6102398
I exaggerate a lot of things, when I was younger I did it about everything and to an extent still do. I don't know why I even do it, I just blurt it out then I'm like "why did I even say that"
Don't really lie about anything really, only exaggerate numbers haha. My penis is actually 12 inches you know~
>tfw no tall bf for you to snuggle your face into his chest and cry
>>6102419
Well its too bad you're a bottom them, waste of a big cock really,
>>6102233
You know women do that more than men? Take it from someone who fucks both. Women are WAY worse partners, although, they are generally more faithful. Gay community needs way more slut shaming.
>>6102423
No one wants to date a sensitive crybaby
>>6102195
has to be taller. same height or shorter isn't acceptable. i'm a manlet tho so it's not hard to find tall guys
>>6102425
Eh I'm kinda verse really, maybe like 90/10 bottom/top. I'm mainly just a dominant bottom I guess.
I don't really want to top guys except for on random days, not sure why that is, I just generally learn toward being bottomed.
>>6102442
So a power bottom,hot. I'm the reverse in that I like to bottom but only with certain people
My bf is shorter, and I'm 5'9''.
Anyway, he's so annoying, he'd rather play that damn Pokemon web browser game and ignoring me.
He could play it on his DS or laptop while we watch a show together.
>Do you prefer guys smaller than yourself, or taller?
I don't care. The height difference is cute, but I'm okay with it going either way.
>Is height a deal breaker?
Not at all. Honestly, it's so hard for me to find a date that nothing save for homelessness, active and advanced psychosis, or severe deformity is a deal breaker. But even I wasn't desperate, I wouldn't give a shit about heights.
>Do you want a dog bf?
What? No.
>>6102457
stop dating 15 year olds
>>6102469
He's like 26... I'm 26... We met at 21. Tbh, he roleplays as well.
>>6102457
Slap him and show him you control hin
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
>>6102487
No. Most of my dreams lately involve drowning kittens. I have no idea why or what it could mean.
>>6102457
Stop being a clingy tard
>He could play it on his DS or laptop while we watch a show together.
Not really watching the show together then are you if he's doing that/ TV is shit anyway, so I repeat, stop being a clingy tard
>>6102495
writeranon?
>>6102454
Lying is human nature though, you can't surely say you've never had to tell a lie to someone ever. Sometimes you need to lie to save someone from themselves man.
>>6102443
Well I'm mainly really submissive but I've also got a dominant streak, it generally depends how the other person acts i suppose. Like I love to be dominated but I'll also fight back hah.
>>6102487
i had a dream last night that i got killed by a shar pei dog that this guy i was cuddling and smoking weed with owned while trying to protect my chihuahua from being eaten and den i was a ghost and i was floating around existing metaphysically but then i came back to life randomly and was like senpai i just died and then the guy was like wtf no you didnt and i just went home
>>6102454
>i do ;+;
trust me, you don't
you're thinking of it in terms of romantic vignettes where he sobs and you comfort him
now try picturing yourself wanting to go to a friend's birthday but your bf is once again feeling upset and moody and has decided that he's not going any more, and when you point out that you haven't been out as a couple for months and all you do is stay at home he runs into the bathroom and locks the door and starts crying and you end up being 40 minutes late to the restaurant
emotional problems aren't fun and you probably only think they are because you assume by taking care of your partner they'll be in a debt of gratitude and so won't leave you
this is called co-dependency and is a stupid idea because it makes you martyr yourself for someone who probably doesn't care that much and won't be sufficiently gracious to assuage your insecurities
>>6102523
poor little ghost boy
let me be your human toy
>>6102463
Are you absolutely sure on the last point, anon?
>>6102457
Jesus man, how can he not have time for you? He sounds like a self absorbed asshole to be honest. You need to sort his shit out. Slap him.
>>6102487
Can't say I have no.
Anyone here get repetitive dreams? I have dreams that I had when I was very young and they play out *exactly* the same as they did when I was like 8, I recall every little detail in the dream before it has happened.
Its extremely interesting and freaky, the scenes are identical and I know my way around them now, I also know what people are going to do and what's going to happen in the dream. So much so that I'll do something to change the plotline of it so to speak, then the dream will change completely as if its a read-only dream or something. Really weird.
>>6102528
no unless u are qt den yes
>>6102530
Repetitive dreams are a sign of a fixation. Was the period of your life in which the dream first occurred remarkable in any way? Maybe your mind is still trying to work through whatever was happening at that time.
I don't have repetitive dreams, but I do have repetitive elements/symbols. Snakes and rabbits. Took me a while to realize that all of the dreams where those animals popped up were vaguely sexual in nature. I'm repressed as fuck, so no dream sex has ever occurred. Instead, a big phallic snake slithered around me and the guys I was interested in. I even had a dream where I was in a bed with my ex, just watching tv, with a big snake between us. My mother comes in, I pick up the snake and try to shove it in the closet so that she doesn't see. They're not subtle.
>>6102548
pssh ur a ghost not like you have many options
I haven't had a dream in about 10 years.
Am I just dead inside?
>>6102553
;-; will u be my bf?
>>6102557
no
i will exorcise u and steal ur ectoplasma to summon a lower demon bf instead
>>6102195
I love being topped by shorter, muscled guys.
>>6102530
>Are you absolutely sure on the last point, anon?
>>6102562
s m h fuck boy dont know what u are missing
>>6102497
>Stop being a clingy tard
You'd feel pretty bad too when you're ignored all day and then you only see him when you go to sleep.
I'd rather be alone then.
>>6102568
I'd love it if I had a bf
On the bright side, since I'm tall, it would be pretty easy to realise this dream
>>6102545
Well I think it will be quite experimental then haha.
>>6102551
Hmm, I can't honestly recollect anything that directly relates to the dream. They are quite strange, one of them is a faint supermarket where everyone is trying to do shopping but then aliens invade it or something along those lines.
Another one is about Resident Evil 2, I remember my dad played it s lot when I was younger and I was scared of its though I've not had that one for some time.
To be fair I cannot really recall them.all too well when I'm awake but when I'm asleep I have a very vivid memory of practically every dream I've ever had, the more I think of them the more I'll recall of it. It's very interesting, my memory is generally really quite flaky but my subconscious seems to soak every dream up and retain it.
I think I'll start keeping a dream journal, I have some really rather fun dreams as well as full on nightmares.
But yeah, on your original point, I cannot recall anything really significant from around the periods when I'd first had those dreams.
Your dream seems to make quite a lot of sense, the snake representing your sexuality and you actually putting it into a closest haha, that is brilliant.
>>6102555
Do you regularly smoke cannabis? I didn't hardly ever dream when I did, then I stopped and every night now I'll have a lucid dream.
>>6102576
fuck off gatch
>>6102570
You could be on Skype with this dog right now~
>>6102586
Oh my, well I'm always up g or trying new stuff out
>>6102568
How short is shorter?
>>6102614
Not midget, but I generally don't mind shorter regardless.
>>6102599
>tfw no abusive self-hating "straight" bf
>>6102595
Snuggles snuggles snuffles
>>6102586
Nope. Even then, that would have been only 2 years ago. Weed makes me nauseous now.
>>6102622
Midget bf would be kind of hot though. Just imagine carrying him around, cuddling him like a teddy bear, picking him up and placing him on your erect cock, how big your dick would look in his tiny, stunted hands. :3
I Didn't even know that
>tfw no midget bf
was even a feel until right now.
>>6102645
Like I can't recall anything. Ever. Last actually dream I had was when silent hill 3 came out and haunted my dreams for a month.
>>6102631
Well I'm well acquainted with that at least :D
>>6102195
You know what i call guys under 6 feet?
Just friends
>>6102673
Are you called squirrel because you bury nuts in your mouth for winter ?
>>6102527
no i hate comforting people so i wouldnt
i get bored if a guy doesnt show interesting emotions though
and i like to know what people are thinking even if i dont like it
Maybe I can be a cute Dogboy for Kingrice
>>6102654
Huh, that's odd, I'm certain you must've had drams though, just can't recall them. If you really aren't then that's poopy, I find dreams really fun!
I want to be the little dog though! Also no floppy ears, only strong masculine ears!
I've wanted one of these for the longest time now, I really need one. Super lewd though!
>>6102769
I can be the spike collar pup and you can be bowtie pup
>>6102769
Floppy ears can be cute but youre right, erect ears are best
>>6102712
you make me cringe so fucking hard pls stop posting
>>6102825
What's wrong Senpai?
had to go to the shop myself like a pleb to get my variety of hungover drinks
bf is being moddy
>>6102868
My d-d-dog has pointy ears two
Well ones usually floppy and the other is stiff, its silly :3
>>6102891
Oops
His name is Tobi btw
>guy messages me on grindr
>profile says "T girls only"
>mfw
>tfw you fell for it all and took hormones
>tfw you realise how stupid it is a year later
>tried going skellington to get rid of 'side effects'
>just look like a skellington with tiddies
>tfw too scared of intimacy to get a bf now because i have boobs
Should i just go bearmode so it fits the aesthetic.
I fucked up so bad.
>>6102846
ur fat and ugly and annoying
literally no-one likes you stop posting
>>6102939
hi niq
>>6102949
Lol'd. That one wasnt me. Has happened to me before though
>>6102949
niq looks like a average chubby 15yo boy irl
dont be fooled by his camera trickery
>>6102945
Become cute trap
>>6102965
kill you are self
>>6102959
Lol nobody here has seen me IRL, IIRC there was one webm a few weeks back where i was making a weird face that was overall unflattering, all of my photos from last year when i generally looked a lot worse, and that photo from when i was 12.
I mean i have a lot of trouble judging my own appearance, but i'll go off the fact that I got offered 2 girls' numbers and complimented several times the last two weeks, generally surrounded by good looking friends and had moves made on me by both genders.
U cant rumble me family, im not the most secure nigga on the planet but my life atm is like consistent validation
>>6102989
niq you are fab darling
I love repressing my sexuality.
>>6102989
you sound rumbled
When people say "you into £" are they asking for me to pay them or the other way around?
>>6102989
Post face and body so I can fap.
>>6102891
>>6102894
He's a lot like Marcy, he's even got the little stripe down the head like her. I've not got any good photos of her on here though only this one. Her ears are always floppy, she just can't be bothered to use them haha.
>>6102879
The ones with him on the hoody crack me up he's always pulling silly faces.
>>6103019
ecstasy
>>6102631
>wanting to wake up to getting choked out because your partner decided to have a gay panic
>>6103025
Aww, little tobi is only one this year and he always sits on one buttcheek
>>6103025
My face and my WHOLE body? Weird request but whatever dood happy fapping
>>6103080
... I think he meant naked
Post nudeZ ... please
>>6103080
pmsl qt haircut chubby
>>6103084
Are you insane? I cant let *it* loose, i paid too much for this house to accidentally crush it
>day after tomorrow will officially be 2 years since the last time I had sex
I'm to lonely to be on my own, but also too anxious to put myself out there again. Should I just an hero?
>>6103096
That day is the day before my birthday
So ... wanna two birds one stone this bitch for a birthday boy
>>6102292
> 5'7 is pretty average for male height
Nah, but it is average for human height globally
>>6103107
Cunt fuck donger wang
>>6103107
Lol this ones a little grainy
>>6102195
> mfw you're a 6'1" total top skelly going to date a 6'5" total bottom muscle bear
>>6103101
tranny feelings repressing in full force in this post shiet that projection boy wooooo
>>6103121
cereal killer/5
>>6103099
You-re almost certainly too far away. Happy birthday, btw.
>>6103130
Projecting is a meme word, basically means "no u"
What else u got, u already used 'projecting meme' and 'niq is fat meme' and 'niq is a tranny meme' all p obvious choices desu
U can do this get me rl mad baby hit me with errything u got
>>6103137
You never know but you're probs American
I love the idea of a guy taller than me so I have to get on my tip-toes to kiss them.
Or a guy shorter that I have to bend down a little.
>>6102989
>tfw all this used to happen to me until my hair started going to shit
>>6103151
Serb.
>>6103186
Oh ... Yeah still far, ever post on /tg/ or play dnd online by any chance
>>6103202
No, sorry.
Just had a "YouTube blogger" attempt to solicit from free materials to review them from my work.
It was the saddest thing.
>>6103141
its not a meme when there are literally pictures of you wearing womens underwear
Is this dog edition or are we doing a dedicated one next thread?
How do you feel about gays (mainly black ones) who accuse other gays of racism for sexually preferring certain races?
sauce: this hack's shit video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tei2xyiMhA
>tfw no boy to make scream when I spread his wings like a dove
https://youtu.be/JGqwCoHFbwQ
>>6103308
I don't.
>>6103308
A white boy got mad and insulted me when I told him I was only looking for qt latinos.
Everyone likes to feel like a victim.
>tfwnobf
>>6103354
Don't remind me, its taking too long to get to summer
>>6103364
sorry
>>6103343
White boys get so mad when I tell them I only date black guys. Whiteys should stick to their own race.
>>6103308
These are hilarious.
>>6103308
t b h i dont think it is consciously racist but it is something that is born from a racist society
+ when you say you are unattracted to black people i dont really think you have any grasp of the diversity of looks that can be assigned by our society as 'black'. 'black' as a group is incredibly diverse in genetics and appearance. judging literally billions of people based on ur own very limited exposure of 'black' is of itself racist whether you like it or not.
>>6103308
>It's not a preference, you can like hairy/muscley guys, but skin colour isn't valid because its uncoooool
>How do we like, infiltrate people's minds??
why not just accept people have preferences?
>>6103388
As long as someones skin is black there is no sexual attraction there for me. Same goes for very tan white people. I think everyone likes part of what they are themselves.
>>6103308
>tfw when all the asians on grindr reject me
>>6103424
Because its never something that has been arousing to me. If I'm watching a porno and there's suddenly a black person in the scene it's an instant turn off, I lose all arousal. They don't figure in my sexual appetite.
So sexually I'm not attracted to any other race than my own.
>>6103424
>implying I'm white
uhhh k. I'm actually Chinese. It's not racist at all to jump to a conclusion about my race because of my opinion, you hypocritical douche.
>>6103446
>I'm actually Chinese
Stopped caring there.
So I want to ask out that guy from last week again. The one who we had a great date but pushed away because "he still have feelings for his ex"
Or should I just give up and movie on because he got distant after that.
>>6103455
So you're just trolling then. Good to know.
>>6103457
Movie on.
There's better men for you to snatch.
Well gaygen, it's over. My bf stopped by after weeks of silence to confess he cheated on me, and he can't be in a relationship with me after he did it.
I don't know what to do. I'm ready to move on, but after being in a relationship for so long, my life just feels...empty.
>>6103469
>If you don't agree with me you're white
It's funny how racist dickheads try to speak for me, but when I voice my opinion I'm just told to STFU.
>>6103457
Movie on man, it had been ages since he saw his ex and he was straight back on it. Its not worth it dude.
>>6103388
When I was younger I never had any real attraction to anyone who wasn't white and now I'm finding them more attractive. There's this one dude at work who's pretty hot, he's half cast I think but still, a few years ago I'd have been like nope.
For some reason I wanna get BLACKED but it really really really varies still.
>>6103475
im not speaking for you
if you want to be a pro-white
(implying ur not white) pro-bougousie self hating race traitor cuck boy thats 100% ur prerogative
>>6103470
How long were you in a relationship? Were you living apart?
>>6103470
We love you anon. It'll get better.
>>6103496
A year, and yeah, we were. I should have guessed when he started seeing me less frequently. He was going through a lot at the time, so I figured he was just stressed.
>>6103469
If I were a product of a racist society, why would that society try to tell me that I'm racist or a product of a racist society, for not being sexually attracted to people that don't look like me.
Remember, I've said nothing about being friends with people of different races or hanging out with them. I've just said that I have never had nor experienced sexual or romantic attraction towards any other race but my own.
If that means I'm racist and or a product of a racist society I don't really care. I'm quite content with the way things are for me sexually. I'm not rude towards people, I've stopped gentle trying to decline people I'm not interested in because people usually see that as an invitation to convince me. But I don't have a "no rice, no tacos, no watermelon" profile.
>>6103510
>why would that society try to tell me that I'm racist
yeah, no one is an hypocrite
>>6103509
That's a shame. Good luck though, I'm sure you'll be able to move on.
>>6103457
you could contact him again as if it were the first time, no expectations. the biggest part of having a "significant other" is the down time you share and the bonding that comes from just sharing time, you can work that for now. or you can extract the feelings part and just be fuck buddies once he gets in need of a dick.
>>6103517
If society is racist and makes people a product of that racist society, why do that society continue to make videos like the one that created this discussion. That has nothing to do with hypocrisy. Yes, some of those profiles have to do with more than just a preference but there is always two sides to a story.
Often on grindr, as a white guy you will end up feeling like someone is fetishizing you the other way as well.
Black guys that thinks every white boy wants to be their little fucktoy.
Asians that thinks that all white guys must be into them.
I can understand why some guys gets tired of putting down people gently from the constant on burst of porn nonsense. But you never hear from that side.
I think most of those people have profile texts like that for a reason and its because they've grown tired of saying no to people they have no interest in.
Just because we all are gay doesn't mean that we have to give everyone a chance. You of all people should know that, because you have a very set deal of preferences. But because these are preferences with no backup system, such as anti-racism is - there's not going to be a group activism for heightism, penisism, gingerism, and so on.
>>6103493
>If you think people have can physicaly preferences you are a self hating traitor
lolwut
also
>You're not asian cause you dont agree with me
>>6103510
how society behaves and what society says contradict each other like 100% of the time
and if you think society consists of a small but prominent circle of establishment liberals think again
>>6103564
So what you are saying is that there is a small part of society that wants to victimize people and lash out towards what most people just considers to be normal?
>>6103570
No, you hear how you should act all the time but it doesn't reflect how most people act. In part because we express how we should be more than how we are, and partially because it's easier to say the right thing than to do it.
>>6103570
Basically people want to push a narrative, and will use minority groups as a shield to do so, and when a minority doesn't agree with their agenda, they are told they are self hating, uncle toms.
see: this thread
>>6103587
dam fake whitey u salty
>>6103626
>if I use ebonics, then I'll sound legitimate
shoo shoo, troll.
>>6103646
sorry uncle tom ill remember to be good for massa
I'm 6'7 so I don't really have a choice when it comes to height but I wouldn't care either way. Honestly I'd rather just be like 5'9-5'11 because anything over like 6'2 fuckin sucks.
>>6102195
At 6'0, it's hard to find someone who is too short or too tall for me, so I guess I really don't care about height.
>>6102487
I had a really vivid dream a few months ago
I was in an office building and I was chasing down an Asian woman
She was wearing one of those female business suits
I remember I was going to stab her for what was in her briefcase
I managed to chase her into this tiled room filled with potted tropical plants, and I lunged at her but she pulled out a gun and shot me
>>6103509
I'm pretty sure I predicted that he was cheating on you. He was the HS guy who played the drums, right? Yeah...I told you so.
>>6103509
not to worry though, i see another guy coming into your life within the next 2 months
i think his is tyler or taylor
>>6103708
Hey psychic will I ever get a bf
>>6103738
Once you step out of your comfort zone. I pick up that you spend a lot of time alone. 4channer syndrome much?
Are you mostly into older guys? I see 2 possible guys (37-50) that you'll meet with and click with on a relationship/sexual level. Dave & Andrew and possibly Charles are the names that come to mind.
>>6103779
Psychic , what does true love feel like
>>6103779
psychic should i hang myself or keep trying
>>6103779
hey yo bitch
is my """""""""""ex""""""""""" boyfriend coming back to me?
Attention whoring barely legal Scottish speedball(heroin and crack) injecting twink again
I've decided to cut down or quit my speedballing by limiting my use to 2 days a week then reducing further once I'm ready
I think I've worked out its appeal to me. You are hit by a massive pleasurable rush which makes your ears ring and eyes cross as you look inward becoming distant and detached both your surroundings and your own body like a live brain floating in a jar of pure pleasure
It has a "somethingness" and fleeting inspirational beauty similar to the best nods: the kind that inspired Coleridge to write
A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played, Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight ’twould win me,
Or that were the wellspring for Jim Carroll's prose poetry(of course Rimbaud's succulent little boipussy was an equal or greater muse for Carroll's poetry)
>>6103802
When you feel as if you can be yourself...let down your walls...relax and be chill with...that's real love.
When you can laugh and not over-analyze everything they do or say and can easily open up with them... that's true love.
When you can get past major issues (cheating, abuse, etc.) that they've done to you...that's real commitment and love.
>>6103832
Aww shucks , can't wait
>>6103470
Stay strong anon
Would you date a single dad?
>>6103808
Ending your life before your designated time I can't recommend. It usually means you'll have to reincarnate and deal with the same issues in another life, in a different body, etc. So why not work through your shit in this life since you will just come back here anyway...
>>6103823
No. He's moved on and you will to. A Dave, eric, and aaron come to mind. Not sure if they mean anything to you, possible future bfs.
I love my poops the morning after i get fucked.
>>6103851
Really because he's blowing up my phone about trying to get some dick later
>>6102195
I'd feel weird leaning down to kiss someone if they are really small, like 165cm or something like that.
Feels like kissing a kid.
Anything else really depends on the overall look. All of it has to fit together, if ya know what I mean.
>Do you want a dog bf?
It would be a lie to I do knot want one.
>>6103861
He just wants you as a fuckbuddy, but doesn't want to be a in a relationship with you again. He wants to keep his options open.
>5'11
>6'4 bf
>don't even care desu
>tfw you had to convert all heights because no one in here seems to speak metric
>>6103851
>implying you're actually psychic
topkek
>>6103887
We're all psychic.
>>6103229
That was just a prank, gj getting pranked bro lmao this is going on youtube "making people think im unironically a tranny PRANK!!!!"
>>6103899
Will I ever know true love psychic ?
>>6103899
I don't know if you get a sick thrill out of fucking with people, or genuinely think you're helping people, or you're just plain crazy, but you should stop.
>>6103915
Its not my fault im gifted with the Vision
>>6103915
It's just a cutesy rp relax negroid.
>>6103879
>tfw you're canadian and buy a kg of meat and one lb of butter, and walk 400m to get home to your 6' bf
>>6103308
Racial preference, is a preference. Sorry not sorry if another race wants to read more into it than what it is.
>>6102195
the guy I'm seeing is a bit taller than me
he's like 5'11 or 6'0
I can reach him when I stand on my toes so I don't mind
>>6103915
I pick up on a major issue with your mother. Was she a drug addict? or didn't care for you properly as a young lad? You're spiritually dead due to her lack of nurturing you properly. You really despise and hate women, hate spirituality, hate anything with effeminate/feminine overtones. You really need to meditate and find yourself.
>>6103948
>still repressing being a bottom
>>6103951
Nice cold read, but my family was a loving and caring one.
Now tell me another bullshit cold read, until you get a hit, and I forget about the misses :^)
>>6103968
Stop feeding the troll, anon
tfw when you keep forgetting to do up ur crotch zipper
>>6103966
I consider myself verse
I don't mind bottoming, but I don't prefer it
>>6103968
>my family was a loving and caring one
Yeah sure troll, you know he's right. Your mother wasn't in your life much or was non-caring. She cared more about herself than you. It comes through strongly.
>>6103979
same here
>>6103987
>you know he's right
You forgot to take your name off, friendo.
And nope, she was kind and loving. Problem?
>>6103979
tbf like 1 month ago you were an exclusive top
>>6103994
Just ignore him anon, he's just doing it for attention.
>>6103994
You're just a troll, trying to make me look bad. I"m 100& right bitch, now bow down to your psychic overlord.
>>6103995
1 month ago I was a virgin
someone on here has a stuffed dinosaur
someone is named jimmy/jamie
someone on here is sick with a nasty snotty nose
someone on here is complaining about the weather
someone on here is eating toast.
>>6104011
And now ur a bottom bitch fuck(b/t)oy so romantic :33
>>6104020
I have a stuffed t-rex that I used to hump when I was like 8 lel
>>6103933
I don't think anyone read this close enough to understand why it was funny. I was throughly amused
>>6104020
actually, it's spinach stuffed pita triangles, try again
>>6104046
That sounds tasty, I want some
>>6104023
stfu niq you jealous virgin
pissed up slagettes dont count
>>6104023
I've bottomed just about as much as I've topped
>so romantic
ikr, we even lit a candle one time
>>6104056
Ur little vendetta is sooo cute :33 who's an angry little boy today huh :3 hehe x
ALRIGHT PEOPLE PUT THE BOYFRIEND IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT
>>6104083
*gets in bag* :33 tehe x
more things that come to mind..
bmw car? someone drives a bmw on here? seems like too expensive of a car for one of us on here to be driving..
someones mom was recently in an car accident of some kind?
fathers death?
jack and jill went up the hill... does someone have that childrens book in their room?
janes addiction cd or poster in their bedroom?
james is a coward...words flashed in my mind
fresh cut flowers in the kitchen, yellow daffodils?
>>6104073
t b h i just say shit i dont even mean just bc i can
>>6104112
You dont have to explain shiposting to me, im very familiar
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Niq and the downtown boys :3
Xxxxx
>>6104083
Okay. Get inside the bag.
>>6104109
>more things that come to mind..
>bmw car?
ford
>someones mom was recently in an car accident of some kind?
she blew the tranny on said ford and refuses to pay me for it
do not ever let a woman drive manual
>fathers death?
2 years ago
>jack and jill went up the hill... does someone have that childrens book in their room?
no
>janes addiction cd or poster in their bedroom?
no
>james is a coward...words flashed in my mind
what
>fresh cut flowers in the kitchen, yellow daffodils?
i don't know what they are but they're green and smell like cat piss
I see 2 or 3 electric guitars in someones room?
someone's a musician or plays guitar in a band?
>>6104138
Your mum blew you in her car?
Haha lol rofl
>>6104138
didnt see a ford, saw a bmw
so i don't think it was for you :4
>>6104083
i will never have one just shoot me now mr robber
5'6". Height isn't a deal breaker for me, but ill admit I think its cute when a guy is taller than me. Especially if I have to stand on my toes to kiss him. Tbh I don't meet many men shorter than me, even in a state with a large hispanic population.
>>6104148
funny
>>6104141
Ooh i do, do me, will i ever have a bf and a side bitch that we emasculate and bullyfuck together pls respomd
Tfw psychic wont read you
an older cocker spaniel dog?
>tfw you're a better cold reader than someone who calls them self "psychic"
embarrassing desu
>>6104166
are you straight or bi? but more straight?
I feel like you're just on here for the lolz, but would never get into a serious relationship with a guy. I see a girlfriend turning into your wife. Odd.
>>6104167
old dixie? I keep seeing the words dixie. Maybe you're from the southern united states. DO you have any specific questions?
>>6104188
>army previously says he's from texas like 2 threads ago
>psychic pretends to get a reading of this
lmao
Am I hot? Please read full post. I actually tend to think I am pretty handsome myself, maybe a 7.5/10… but in a more conservative fashion than the 'swag' manner of dress that seems so popular these days, but I would like some second opinions as I am always trying to improve myself.
I want a fem boy bf like niq or hitler (preferably like niq) that is also 'red pilled' and /pol/itically active , If you will.
>>6104194
i seriously didn't know that, haven't been on here ina few days
>>6104198
sure senpai. and I'm captain crunch
>>6104196
>he didn't thank rato
the bald is your punishment, desu
I'm not into bald guys, but you have very strong features and nice eyes.
>>6104188
I used to think so. Now not so much, connect more and find guys more attractive, i avoid having things with grils now
Nice attempt tho
>>6104196
get a toupee, too much forehead, you have a big penis though
>>6104209
What does 'thank rato' mean?
>>6104196
>bf like niq or hitler (preferably like niq)
>(preferably like niq)
fuck u
>>6104196
Shave your head, remove earring, grow beard. Bald+beard is best bald.
Balding is unattractive. Bald done right is not. Accept hairloss, shave it, move on.
Lots of love
Ur senpai niq
Xxxxx
>>6104223
>>6104224
Sorry...you are kind of ugly.
>>6104213
I see you with a girlfriend/wife, don't see you happy with a guy long term. Could just be going through a gay phase right now.
>>6104231
lol then why include me originally
>>6104228
hello rato
>Tfw it thinks this is spam
>>6104228
hello lyin' ted
>>6104223
>wants a /pol/ bf
>doesn't know rato
>>6104188
I also deal with a carpet maker named Dixie lol.
Anyway, question on my love life, I guess. Should I continue to pursue the guy I'm interested despite his feelings for his ex?
>>6104246
>Baby im a fans man
what
>>6104246
>'ve had to tie guys' ties for them before and im just embarrassed FOR them.
It's a cute thing to do man.
>>6102195
Femboy here, I want a guy who is like 5-6 inches taller than me and strong, able to pick me up and carry me around no problem, dominate me and hold me down and have much lewd and spontaneous fuggenings in which he just slams me on the bed and has at it. Unffffff
>>6104263
sorry to break it to you, you're ugly on the inside senpai I'm not even a fan of hitler but that was p douchy desu
t. not hitler
>>6104277
>6 foot 3
>wants someone like 6 7
Good luck.
>>6104271
>that was p douchy desu
>someone anonymously being mean to me
I've had worse lol
I think I'll be alright
>>6104289
>tfw I'm a retard who can't understand quotes
fug
>>6104196
Reminds me of the original Robocop.
>>6104271
I am just being honest. No red blooded male would ever consider hitler as a first choice for a wife. He has an unattractive face.
>>6104258
His feelings for his ex are too strong. It's sad man. Even if he does decide to give you a chance, he'll constantly compare you to his ex, and you'll never compare in his eyes. So it's kind of a dead end to continue to pursue him. He needs a lot more time to heal and be ready for a relationship.
The name Mark/Marco/Marcus comes to mind, in 2 months time. Perhaps some guy you will be dealing with in the near future that you'll find attractive. I see green lights meaning it will be a great friendship/relationship for you.
>>6103080
desu niq I prefer you as a cute fem guy then like a normal looking person I'd see in the street
>>6104297
God dammit anon now I can't unsee it
>>6104301
I'd like to think I'm maybe a 3rd choice
my body is pretty nice
>>6104321
>>6104335
YES. THANK YOU.
>>6104318
I don't mean like personality wise I jsut mean the way you look.
>>6104335
omfg lol
>>6104352
>You know you're place
too bad you don't know you are grammar
>>6104303
His exs name is Marko...
>>6104368
All your base are belong to him, anon.
Side note, I think you're p cute, Hitler.
>>6104368
Shut the fuck up you ugly wretch.
'Yah blew it' as the meme goes...
>>6104380
Please don't tell me you're buying this horseshit, army.
He didn't say who would be named that, and he listed 3 names. I know someone named Mark because it's a common as fuck name.
>>6104385
>Yah blew it
oh no, whatever will I do without the love and attention from an autistic shitposter on 4chan
>>6104388
it was just a cute coincidence.
I have some fascination with the metaphysical, though.
And I actually don't know any guys named Mark or any variation of that
>>6104400
>nothin' personnel, kid
stop being so edgy, robocop, don't you have the law to uphold?
>>6104400
You're Robocop, duh. Robots don't sweat...
>>6104400
so are you aspie or what?
>>6104400
"Dead or alive, you're comin' with me."
>tfw u call hitler cute and he doesn't even acknowledge you
>>6104415
>>6104437
Robo, excuse me, Robo. Any special message for all the kids watching at home?
>>6104442
Yeah, I got a message, don't listen to the leftist SJW media and remain a rational thinker, like me.
>tfw fucking robocop posts on 4chan
>>6104457
I'm honestly a huge fan
I love 80's action movies and Robocop is one of my favourites
>>6104449
https://youtu.be/l2ASYMc_N3Q
I AM NOT FUCKING ROBOCOP
ALL I WANTED WAS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE AND YOU FUCKING NIGGERS HAD TO MAKE IT INTO A MOCKERY LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE
>>6104481
IT'S GOING ROGUE!
>insults people on their looks but can't take it
kek
>>6104481
Good to see you're still getting work these days, robocop. I hope your quest for love goes well.
>>6104481
Have you tried turning yourself off and then on again?
>>6104506
Take your user disc out and blow on it.
This is the best thread on 4chan
>>6104517
Tfw nobody will ever blow your disc
>>6104515
https://youtu.be/fEpjHtkttYg
rip tony jabroni
Took Loki to get groomed...
He's all clean and his matted fur is all gone.
tall(-ish in 4chan terms)fag into shorter guys, but it's not a really important factor compared to how he acts or how interested i am when i meet him
im a six foot four bottom
life is endless suffering