Gay General: DnD Edition

>>6097741
Thinking of fate not dnd :p
>>6097742
Don't worry you can buy more dignity

>>6097741
>tfw no bf who can roll an extra 2d damage with his lv 4 girth enhancer

>>6097764
Not yet ...
Jeez did I not send you my character sheet

>>6097764

>critical miss

>flaccid for whole night

Not worth it!

in your opinion, just how fem can a fem boy look before he's just too girly to fuck??

>>6097767
Don't worry, roll five or six and I will stay erect for twelve whole hours!

>>6097770
Hah, utterly defenceless now Army~

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>>6097741
I never knew I was so attracted to thighs until now....

>>6097785
When he ain't got a wang desu and make up
Otherwise it's all g in my books
>>6097786
Nice I can reroll failed turgidity checks every turn

>>6097785
I find natural androgyny to be very attractive, but once they take it past natural androgyny then it completely loses the appeal for me

>>6097785
I generally draw the line when you can cross dress and pass without effort.

>>6097785

If your eye brows are done or you wear make up.

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>>6097799
>If your eye brows are done
sorry not sorry

>>6097791
Don't worry, its like cucumber ridgidty, no need for rerolls here.

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tfw preparing to DM a 5e game when I've never even played before. We're all new but i'm still nervous i'm gonna suck.

I said "hi" to the cute boy today
desu christ what do i say after?

>>6097802

Such a turn off. Just pluck your unibrow and you're fine.

When they are fine lines and shaped in perpetual surprise. There's a problem.

>>6097817

Wanna fuck?

Top or bottom?

Or just small talk.

>>6097811
I meant for mine ;-;
But good to know
>>6097814
Is it online or irl? Just don't be afraid to improv and keep introductory descriptions short but be prepared to describe what they ask to see
Have fun... if the players aren't , don't take it to heart, ask what they want/except and try to adapt to suit them
>>6097817
Wan sum fucc

>>6097820
>>6097822
he mite b str8

>>6097818
>There's a problem.
for you, maybe

>>6097825
then offer him your ass

>>6097826
i'll just off myself
can't deal with the thought

We need a Tabletop Simulator night for gg, would be a laugh to play cards against humanity or DND on there.

>>6097822
Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure I can keep your penis entertained~

>>6097831
better to use roll20 for pen and paper rpgs

>>6097822
It's irl, only with close friends. We all wanted to try it but no one wanted to DM so I took the responsibility. Don't think I could do it if it was with strangers, maybe when I have some more practice.

And thanks, that's good advice. I'm planning to do a sort of "Session 0" with each player individually before we start, just to get a feel for what they like and provide some sort of intro to the world and the basics of play

>>6097831

Cards Against might be a lot easier just for ease of use.

Plus so many sexual innuendos

>>6097836
Ahhh I've only had experience with TS, yeah its clumsy as heck and wouldn't work for indpeth stuff like DND but if roll20 is up to the job I'm down to play that!

>>6097847
Cards is hilarious fun, I swear some of the stuff has me in tears.

>>6097847
for Cards Against you don't even need tabletop simulator.

http://pretendyoure.xyz/zy/

this site let's you host a game and play it all in browser.

Some anon on another board said that it's not possible to keep your ass clean constantly, that there'd be little bit of crap that comes with the territory when you have sex usually. Is this true? That 'enemas' would kill the bacteria in your ass so it's unhealthy

>>6097862
Its always a gamble but generally I find if you take a poop beforehand you'll be good to go. Jam a finger in your butt to check too.

Enemas are alright but they do upset your butt sometimes, besides solid poop is better than liquid poop gushing out! I don't bother to do enemas.

>>6097862
water
hot water up your butt shake and rinse 3-4 times
poop is icky but eventually with the same partner you'll build up an immunity to their bacteria
not saying it isn't gross still

>>6097862
I guess usually you can tell by yourself if you're "empty" or not. If you feel like you need to take a dump soon, I guess having anal is not the best idea. Since most people take a shower before bottoming anyway, just check with a finger if everything's clear to go. If you took a wet, soft, sticky shit 5 minutes before, it shoudln't be a surprise to anyone...

>>6097862
It's impossible to make your ass completely clean and then keep it that way
but 99% of the time, if you douche properly and have a diet high in fiber you are going to be fine

>>6097869
>>6097871
>>6097873
yeah but like, if you do all that, isn't there still little bit of it left? Or can you really get it 100% clean?

>>6097862
t b h you dont have to do a full enema every time

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young ted cruz, bang or not?

>>6097883
when you wash your hands there's still a small amount of germs left behind

trust, you're fine

>>6097831
Oh gosh
>>6097842
Dm of 3 years, don't worry it gets easier haha
Also for irl play, try not to look at notes for rping just make eye contact, use a voice if possible and just keep it rather short, people rarely drone on irl so in rp they won't tell their tale to every living being
>>6097847
>>6097856

We totally should play some CaH sometimes or dnd on roll 20
Hey if it takes a while to get a dnd session going, I could dm it
>>6097895
I don't Fuck serial killers

>>6097883
Can't really get it perfect.

If a guy is willing to put his dick in your ass he is probably expecting to get something on it once in a while dude.

Don't worry about it.

>upload torso with abs to grindr
>upload denied
>try again
>denied again
What the fuck?

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>>6097898
>I don't Fuck serial killers
let's say this is before he became the zodiac killer

>>6097904
post a face pic you sneaky dumbass

>>6097907
Absolute madman!

>>6097907
Nah idk just not my type desu

>>6097936
fair enough

>>6097915
i'm reading about dahmer for one of my classes and the amount of times dahmer almost got caught but didn't is kind of ridiculous, especially considering he was arrested multiple times over the course of his killings

>>6097907
>post a face pic
Literally why
I've successfully uploaded lewder pics than nude torsos before

>>6097947
>dahmer almost got caught but didn't
only one I can think of is when he had some naked 14 year old escape and was running through the streets drugged up and some old lady called the police and the police then left the boy in dahmer's custody
something along those lines at least

Personally, Uncle Charlie's got my heart
https://youtu.be/-yvAgmRU49c

why is grindr so fucking useless if you live in a city with less than 200.000 people in it

>>6097972
>why is grindr so fucking useless if you live in a city with less than 200.000 people in it
>you live in a city with less than 200.000 people in it

>>6097975
>implying gays==people

>>6097962
Charlie is biscum

>>6097978
Misread that as 20,000 people
I was confused as to why you were even asking as you would have answered your own question
very tired, my bad

>>6097984
he has no need for your labels or anyone else's

>anyone can get married. Even Charles Manson was.

>I don't think so Liz.

>but he was so handsome...

>see this guy for a while
>feel like it could become serious
>"anon, why ex wants me back, i don't know what to do"
>still have contact with him (without hooking up)
>get drinks one day
>constantly touching me, starring into my eyes, flirting
>a week later he's back together with his ex

So, obviously this won't last, because I'm 100% sure he also has some feelings for me, not just for his ex. But I guess the best thing is to just wait and leave him be, right? If he starts missing me and wants to have contact again (I broke it off completely), I'm the one in charge...r-right?

why does this shit always happen to me

>>6097802
A lot of fags have this same condition where they make their eyebrows look unnaturally symmetrical, it looks ridiculous desu.

>>6098014
Anon, no.

Don't take him back.

>>6098014

No. Unless he can say for sure "I'm done with my ex." Then those feelings will rot any relationship.

I'm trapped in that same situation anon

>>6098014
Nope, don't bother man.

>>6097802
Disgusting. Men keep their shit natural, and as a gay person I like men, not some weird mix of a woman and a man

Where to find cute guys that don't just want a hookup?

>>6098036
define 'man'

>>6098038
Idk dreams I guess
When you find out tell me

>>6098032
I feel like this is some neverending cycle of using people to get over someone else. And I know it's so wrong, but of course I'm gonna look for some other guy to hoop up with now. And I know it's not fair to anyone to do that as long as I'm not over my ex, but no one wants to be alone...

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>all men I try to bf end up being whores who just break all contact all of a sudden without any word of reason
I should just give women a try even though they will hate me for my small dick and I can't bottom for them

>>6098047
If you live in Canada maybe I can help you out, anon.

>>6098043
I won't give you a definition but it isn't a person with a penis who does their eyebrows that's for sure

Made my own Gandalf Sax version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFoiKdAVqU4

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>>6098016
You don't want them to be mirror images of each other, but you want them to be the same length and shape
facial symmetry is often considered a good thing
and my face is already pretty symmetrical so I don't think it's something that stands out

>>6098036
i'll try my best 2 bulk up and make u proud daddy


>>6098038
Church maybe?

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>>6098055
>going to church to find a bf

>>6098046

People keep accusing me of not being over my ex but I am. I have feelings for my ex but they have no romantic base. I just love him like a spiritual brother now and we care a lot about eachother and I crave that bond since my actual siblings are terrible or way too far

It makes people feel weird I think. I'm trying to play it by ear for this new guy since we talked for 2 months before we went on a date (work schedules and his hunting took up a lot of time) I just hope it can escalate back to romantic again. I'm way better than his ex for sure.

And yeah, look around for someone with less baggage. Way better choice

>>6098055
>that thin upper lip
embarassing

>>6098055
this is what I always pictured half-elves looking like.

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>>6098079
Yeah, my lips are terrible
one of the fews traits I actually got from my mother

I've improved them a bit, but only so much you can do without injections

>>6098060
You never know, anon

>>6098065
The thing is that some people never show that they still have this baggage. The guy I was with was separated since fucking November and we met at the end of February. They where together for 8 months or something, so I thought he would be over it. Especially since he seemed really really into me. But one call from his ex and bam, I'm done.

But you never really know. Some people are over their ex after one week, some need 2 years. I think it's especially hard if you are the one that got dumped.

>>6098081
Top kek
I can't unsee it now

>>6098048
>Canada
Nop =(

>>6098109
Sorry bro. Sucks cause I'm super into bottoms with small cocks.

>>6098098

Yeah. I don't know how long they dated but one fucking text from his ex got him all cold and distant. Even his Friends called him out on his bullshit that they all liked me and said look at the stuff in front of you.

>>6098055
ewh

>>6098052
why

>>6098055
nigga u look like I hit "random" while making a character in oblivion

>>6098123
I blame hollywood for this true love give people a second chance bullshit. I don't know a single couple that stayed together after they got back together. At first they both think they're gonna change and start fresh and shit. but soon the old problems will be back. It's always the same shit. Break-ups happen for a reason.

>>6098055
3/10
+ that necklace looks like something i would of worn when i was 10
paired with a sleeveless dbz hoody

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>>6097895
I'd rather Marco

>>6097785
they can never be too fem
t. bisex master race

>>6098055

Your a cute little woodelf. I'd totally fuck

>>6098130
>>6098140
yeah I definitely couldn't pull of a buzzcut
but I look a little extra weird in that one because I originally took it for that facial analysis thing that puts dots all over your face

>>6098174
you mean you look a little extra realistic and haven't obscured your appearance, for once.

>>6098146
>implying a decent girl would want a man who loves it up the arse

How does it feel knowing that your girlfriend would dump you or at the very least feel uneasy on the inside if they found out you were bi?

You might as well just be gay f a m :^)

>>6098185
>How does it feel knowing that your girlfriend would dump you or at the very least feel uneasy on the inside if they found out you were bi?
sad :(((

>>6098181
only pic I've posted that has any kind of filter was the faggy snapchat flowercrown one

tfw friends + strangers constantly complimenting you and saying you look like a model
tfw you know you objectively look like shit

why do they do it anonymous

>>6098198
Search your feelings young bislut, you know deep down it's the truth.

I'm just telling you, not many decent girls want a man who takes it up the arse, it'll be rare to find a girl who would willingly date a bisexual man.

>>6098222
If total strangers are doing it then you probably do. Get a job as a model so I can fap to you in the Next catalogue.

>>6098222
>>6098258 This you're probably just beating yourself up and also post pic so I can beat myself off

>>6098129
Because a majority of men doesn't do it.
And surprise surprise, it's just my personal opinion.

>>6098258
>>6098276
i posted pics here before and everyone said i was ugly

>>6098229
This. Bisexual "men" are pathetic losers who are undesired by both gay men and straight women.
They're also some of the most unfaithful and disloyal people I have ever come across in my life.

>>6098345
That's because everyone here is a vapid cunt.

If people compliment you roll with it man, don't question it, if you feel attractive you'll give off that feeling as well. Attraction isn't just down to looks, charisma and confidence are also attractive.

>>6098382
>tfw bi
>tfw never cheated on anyone
>tfw never hooked up with anyone
>tfw average relationship lasts about 4 years
>tfw only dumped 1 person, because they cheated on me

feels stereotyped, man

>>6098387
KR knows what's up
Charisma is top card at getting people, my best friend has a face like pepperoni pizza and he gotten gfs that have lasted years
And I've gotten more men now that I have stopped heavily worrying about people

>>6098402
Did your girlfriend ever know you're bisexual though?

Chances are she didn't and would have dumped you in an instant if she ever found out

>>6098425
She did. I also don't know how that's relevant to the stereotype of bi guys being sluts.

>>6098432
... and she was okay with that? lmao what a fucking whore
Talk about a cucked society we live in

>>6098445
>I don't like someone elses preferences the post

guys ;~; i talked to him
can i transcend reality now?

>>6098460
I'm just pointing out that decent girls typically would feel uneasy when they boyfriends tell them they love to take it up the arse.

There aren't that many girls out there who would willingly date a bisexual man.

>>6098477
flee this flesh world and ascend to a higher gayer plane of existence

>>6098410
Yeah man, just gotta be yourself, too many people try to make themselves seem attractive to people by bring something they're not. Its a bad way to go about it, soon enough they'll get to know the real you and they may not like it after all.

Of course everyone acts differently to how they would when they first meet people, but after a few meets you can both relax and be yourselves.

You're correct about not worrying, you'll get too wound up about how you should be with people, just being relaxed and open is much better.
In other news I just finished a 9 hour shift and I'm now doing a 6 hour one until midnight... I'm so tired man :(

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>game night tomorrow night

GONNA PURGE SOME HERETICS.

>>6098505
That sucks good luck with getting through the shifts
Yeah I try to just be myself as much as possible and hopefully it'll work in London :D haha
>>6098510
Good luck, whatcha playing?

>>6098499
hopefully one full of boy butts and pills

>>6098505

We're here for you in spirit, Queen Couscous

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>>6097895
I'll take a young HW Bush instead

>>6098387
how 2 fix irrationally low self esteem

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>>6098525
>eaten

Why?

>>6098543
They didn't have any dogs left.

Which one of these is best for a grindr pic?

1) picture of my face and torso

2) picture of my butt in compression shorts

3) picture of my back and sidebutt with partial face

>>6098578
Always post your face.
Even if you're ugly.
Don't waste anyone's time.

>>6098607

What do I put as my description if what I basically want is to cuddle and play videogames with someone <20, with sex optional instead of required?

>>6098578

Face and torso. Or just face.

Unless you're there to get your bp wrecked, stick to face pics

>>6098510
>game night every night because I have no friends or bf
Living the life

>>6098661

Just put that. Except don't mention sex at all

>>6098491
Lol exactly this, hardly any straight girls would knowingly date a bisexual guy.

>>6098460
Why even be """bisexual""" when you can just make it all easier by being gay.

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>>6098675

ok?

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>>6098526
do shitton of drugs until ego death
read the cheesiest sentimental self-help book you can find
???
profit

>>6098712
u wanna watch some giallo films

>>6098514
Haha don't worry I'm pretty sure it will, I'll try my best too!

>>6098522
Don't worry - I'm going to pack myself full of energy drinks!

>>6098526
Iunno man, just gotta get yourself in the mindset you wanna be in. Try and get more social with people, just remember that its all a weird game, in the end of the day you don't need to worry what cerrtian people think of you dude.

If you start going out more, eating healthy and taking care of yourself it will pick you up a lot. Try to get a good diet too, sounds silly I know but you really will feel so much more vitalised and full of life.

Some new clothes goes a long way too, just try to change things around you. Take a step back and try and see what the issues are in your life then address them in turn.

Just gotta get yourself out of a rut and into the world man!

>>6098712
Why would you hide your age?

>>6098712

I'd cut out he "if you're nice" usually invites weirdos

Also, rephrase hang out. Sounds like Netflix and chill

>>6098728
Lol ego death is really good and really bad, you feel reborn but then you aren't sure what you have been born as. Then you forget you're human too.

LSD, never again.

>>6098744

i might be up for netflix and chill, im not sure yet. its scary + exciting to think about at the same time

>>6098739

Um, I dunno. Just being extra safe, you know.

>>6098747

This once, I managed to have a fuckton and never get ego death - the result was a series of visions in which I was killed repeatedly, but still very much in my body and clinging very tightly to shame, pride, and material things. Shit was awkward.

>>6098683
Well I personally have. I prefer guys a lot more now.

creppiest gay porn video ever:
http://www.gayboystube.com/video/244825/little-ricky-and-his-tiny-ass

>>6098661
I want a cute boy to play co-op games with.

We could beat the Halo series, Army of Two, CoD Spec Ops and Zombies, Gears of War, the CS:GO Gemini missions, WoW, Xmen Legends.

>>6098987
>tfw like playing games with people but im really bad at them, esp. shooting and driving games
>tfw when i was younger i just to watch my older brothers play
>tfw will never have qt competition with a boy because i suck

>>6098987

>Xmen legends

Can we play 2 and then the general Marvel one after?

Because I would marry you

>>6099022
The X Men Legends games are awesome. Marvel Ultimate Alliance 1 is good, and 2 is interesting until they have to resolve the plot, and then all that Civil War tease is for naught.

>>6098987

I've been playing MMO's and co-op games with the same online friend for about 4-5 years now, we don't play as much as we used to because of schedules, but we still play TF2 here and there, also looking forward to Overwatch.

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i wanna bone Lewis while running my fingers through his hair

>>6099061
Why?

>>6098733
If we both try our best, we'll be unstoppable :D hahaha

>>6098858
Jesus, fuck that! I just kept feeling like I wasn't real anymore and reality meant nothing.

Yeah, I don't bother with any drugs anymore, especially not psychedelics, I realised the brain is pretty damn fragile haha.

I mean, still drink alcohol and smoke but nothing else now.

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>>6099084

idk, he looks cute

like a chipmunk

>>6099038

Can we play MvC as well? Loser has to strip...

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>>6099061
Fucking Yogscast... Jesus.

>>6098987
Playing Halo with a lovey partner is fun.

>>6098670
It's not a bad life.

>>6098514
League or Faggots, Dark Heresy, random board games, Smash.

>>6098987
>fully grown adult
>playing video games
dropped

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>>6099121
Which one...?

>>6099121
I will be naked within the first twenty minutes. I legit suck at fighting games.

>>6099117
So we're not gonna trip balls and Fuck while seeing ghost? Shit
Still gonna be good fun tho
>>6099128
So pleb shit
Fair enough

Are any of you faggots rich? I need to fuel my video game addiction

>>6099144

It's how I always get to see guys naked. I'm really good at fighting games (except smash because j prefer it as aparty game). Only once has a guy beat me (then he beat me off...)

>>6099140
Loser, silly

>>6099156
>loser

Which one in the series? There.

>>6099145

Wait, you're seeing Ghost?

>>6099178
Yeah, best movie ever

>all these video game playing man children
how does it feel having no-one respect you

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>>6099188
>Playing video games makes you seem immature
What is this? 1996?

Playing video games is normalfag-tier stuff now.

>>6099188
Why are you on 4chins, grandpa?

>>6099160

Oh. 3. It's my favorite just because the cast is varied.

I have 1 and 2 though, but I think it's easier to learn 3

>>6099145
Well to be fair I always wanted to have sex on MDMA, though I doubt I could get it up, I'd just get naked and cover myself in body oil, then I'd proceed to just rub my body all over you whilst moaning.

Also weed makes me horny as shit. Come to think of it, anything gives me the heat.

>>6099188
Is enjoying video games too FEMINIZED for you?

>>6099197
Maybe if you were playing normal games like sports game or Call of Duty.
You losers probably play shit like Dark Souls or Mario and Sonic at the Olympics.

>>6099216
Okay, seriously. You aren't baiting anyone anymore. Give it up.

>>6099222
>can't tell anonymous posters apart
Please tell me how it's "bait".
This isn't your hugbox /v/.

>>6099205
Hot ... probably why you want me to go to London

>>6099233
Naw dude, not bothered about sex, I'd just really like to meet you, you seem really down to earth and an awesome guy to hang out with.

Pretty sure you started all the sex talk~

>>6099259
I think you mentioned a snuggle sofa and how else am I supposed to react ?
Thanks you seem really sweet and nice :3

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>>6099276

Have you even seen KR's face? You're in for a real surprise.

>>6099311
Don't ruin it now anon, I've reeled this one in!

>>6099276
Eh, snuggles are snuggles~

>>6099321
Ok I'll bite what do you look like
Inb4 Rocky Dennis pic
True

>>6099321
Just wear a paper bag!

>>6099333

nice numbers

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>>6099333
This is the only one I've got on this. I guess some anons might have others.

Shoot me down bb~

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>>6099345

I've had a change of mind, sorry. Good luck in life.

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Which one is hottest?

>>6099374

#1 obviously

>>6099361
Heartless.

>>6099345
Are you in a onesie ? That's adorable
The real question : is who's cuter
I think you're cute
Sorry for douche grin
>>6099338
Thanks?
>>6099361
That isn't me lol

>>6099374
>daddy
>hot
No. Just no.

>>6099374
tie for 1 and 4, w/ house pulling in a strong second.

>>6099374
Top left.
The rest look like they smell like cheese.

>>6099374

#2 easily

bob ross was hot af

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>>6099383

thanks for sharing

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>>6099374

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>>6099381
Computer couldn't handle douche grin
Here's another go

>>6099392
What, you thought you could just go and have opinions different than mine?
Hahaha.

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>>6099402

AAAAAHHHH

>>6099402
How did it feel when Jay Leno stole your chin?

>>6099402

High as fuq desu

>>6099409
Don't hate, appreciate
>>6099415
Kek but I'm Irish of course I have a big ugly chin,

>>6099422
Serious talk for a second here, Crimson Chin, shave the beard.

>>6099361
PLEASE LOVE ME ;_;
>>6099381
Naw, its a monkey hat! Primark £5 special right there.

Lol come to London douce grin~

>>6099421
I don't actually do drugs, that's just a bad angle I guess
Don't really have anything better saved but last time I posted face, people said I had good facial aesthetics
>>6099425
Well at least I'm a superhero

>>6099430
It's very bad. Lol we had a discussion how I go from hideous to... Not hideous at specific angles

>>6099430
Gaygen is just lame, you look fine.

>>6099429
Aww jeez, don't call me that,
Nice hat then still fricking adorable >>6099437
Ok
>>6099440
Thanks, ... me

>>6099440
yeah he looks fine just like he took a pic w.o preparing at all at a bad angle

>>6099460
If you search Irishanon in the archive, you can find better pics of me, at least face wise

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>tfw you miss all the dnd nerd talk

>>6099475
You want a rogue, to sneak up on you from behind?

cause that adds a backstab.

>>6099443
Lol it's going to become my pet name for you now :3

I'll show you the magical hat, I've also got a gaint chicken, a giant banana and various other giant sized plushie things I find. I did have a giant heart that literally took up every seat in the car but the drivers seat, someone took it one day though :c

>>6099402
why do schizophrenic people always have a 'look'
is it the poor grooming

>>6099464
hi nesbitt

>>6099486
Aww, they stole your heart
>>6099487
At least I'm getting therapy now, I think my depression is the reason for poor grooming, but alas, I need long hair for an audition if I fail , I'll cut it down
>>6099491
Haha I remember you, from tc right?

>>6099361
he's ok looking though. 6/10

>>6099501
whats it like being a schizophrenic potato man
do you hear voices telling you that you starved ur own people

>>6099475

We can go back to talking about it.

>>6099501
yeah, one of the average twinks that hangs there. How's things, edgeyname?

>>6099504
solid 5/10
just looks british t b h

>>6099484
>Rogues do it from behind
Don't forget you can tag team, and get outflank bonuses.

>>6099501
>getting therapy now
That's good to hear, Irish. I hope it makes things better for you.

>>6099524
It does
>>6099512
Yeah pretty much,
>edgeyname
Haha it's a holdover from when I was younger and my go to when I can't think of a better name
>>6099507
It's alright, voices that say some ducked up shit, I've hallucinated demons and gods, not based off of images or literature and had them seen before my eyes, shits fucked
Kinda wished i was the schizophrenic that sees angels and shit

>>6099513
>>6099504
To be fair I'm a solid 10/10 in real life no word of a lie~

>>6099536
>>6099501
Damn dude that's rough, epsi has it too, its really awful sounding. Must be pretty fucking scary though I suppose you'd get used to it? Iunno, never really know any dudes with it, I've met a bipolar girl and she had delerium, its so intense she really gets fucked by it :(

>>6099546

I don't have schizophrenia, schizoaffective disorder. I have schizophrenic symptoms, but they're not as severe as true schizophrenia, like I've never experienced hallucinations, just delusions, paranoia, and thought insertion.

>>6099204
>3

Ooooooh, gurl.

>>6099188
>can literally have a living off video games
>immature

>>6099546
I'll have to find out I guess and confirm for gg

And yeah my mind because so cluttered like I know I'd tell a story 1,3,2,4 and I know it's wrong and jumbled but my brain just doesn't link it properly
To deal with the visions I just draw them , say they ain't real and talk about them being fake to friends

>tfw scared to make dating profile in case someone you know sees it and outs you

>>6098088
>one of the fews traits I actually got from my mother
Your dad looks like a spooky skeleton flamer?

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>>6099465
That line never fails.

>>6099557
Ohhhh right sorry about that, is thought insertion just random thoughts unrelated to what you're currently thinking of, are they negative thoughts? I know I've asked you this before but
>cannabis memory

>>6099561
Make sure you lie to them and say I'm super hot!

That's really rough though man, I feel so bad for guys with mental disorders, I've met a few dudes and its just unfair as fuck.

Did the therapist tell you about drawing the illusions? Pretty good idea I guess, its really great you've got mates like that too man!

>>6099587

Yeah basically, foreign invasive thoughts, usually negative.

>>6099587
I just do it myself, its personally interesting to try and capture them like lost dreams and because I'm an aspiring artist, I think it's good to have fuel for my stories/ art
Though of course, I'd be much better without them
It's good tho, I think I nipped it early,so its just this shadow of me now

tfw no schizophrenic bf

>>6099642
There's enough of me to go around
Sorry KR, I'd cuddle you then get anxiety from seeing death then you'd cuddle me

>>6099558

I love 3. Dormammu, Jill, and Wesker are my go tos

>>6099649
*tfw no qt schizophrenic

>>6099589
Hmm, are they directed to you or to people and things around you? Sorry if I'm nagging, I can understand if you don't wanna talk about it, I'm just really curious about it.

>>6099599
Would it be rude of me to ask to see them? I'd love to have a look at them if you wanna bring them over.

Its good to hear that you can get along with it though man and that therapy is going well for it, how long have you had therapy for now?

Also apologising for asking lots of questions, curiosity!!

>>6099655
**tfw no qt schizophrenic bee eff

>>6099659

Usually more towards myself, it's not as common as it used to be and only occurs under periods of high stress or anxiety.

My best friends wife, who is also coincidentally a close friend of mine wants me to accompany her to this upcoming spring wine fest.

She extolled to me that numerous homosexuals are there.

I don't like meeting people in public.
I'd rather stay in the closet.
Pls help.

>>6097741
That lad is cute

Who else here /into tall guys/ ?

I think tall guys are so cute. It's also adorable when they have to cram into small spaces- car, airplane seats etc.

What are the dynamics for gays with height - is it like with the breeders that everyone prefers a taller bf ?

>>6099671

I don't really care too much about height, I'm 6'3" myself.

>>6099655
Ayyy lol
Fair enough
>>6099659
I could yeah but they look like the ramblings of a madman desu and I've only recently in the last two months been in therapy but it's going good
Ask as much as you like , its no problem

>>6099671
I'm short.

But it makes no difference. A boyfriend is a boyfriend and a hole for me to cum in is good.

My requirement isn't height, but they have to be a 7/10 to match my good looks.

>>6099671

I like a taller guy, but it's not a requirement.

I dated a taller verse guy and him bottoming was awkward because I'm short and we had to use a couple of pillows to correct the height differences

>>6099684

So it wouldn't bother you if a guy was much taller than you ?

>>6099671
tfw no qt 7 foot tall bf

>>6099699
Nope.

Just as long as he gives and takes it equally.

>>6099671
i like physical dimorphism in its extremes, so height is a big thing for me. at bare minimum they have to be taller than me (5'10), but ideally they'd be 6'5+.

bigger in every possible way. except cock, i prefer average there. :D

>>6099684
>7/10
post pics

>>6099704
Many tall guys don't bottom tho, they are exclusive tops. Especially when the other guy is really short.

Boy love is best love~

>>6099738
fucking paedo

>>6099671
I guess generally most guys prefer taller dudes.

Personally I do but practically everyone is taller than me anyway.
>>6099683
Hah well its fine if you don't want to but honestly I'm just curious about it. And don't worry, I'll hug the demons away as best I can!

Well I've not got too many questions on it to be fair, you answered a lot in your previous posts. I guess my only one would be when abouts did it occur? It seems from what I read most people suffer from it quite out of the blue between the ages of 18-25, though I've not read into any of it too much.

>>6099665
Ah right, nice to hear its dying down dude. I can understand it happening under stressful situations, its just very odd as a condition that it would be directed towards yourself. Not meaning to be rude again, I just dunno how to word myself correctly.

Just wondering, do any of you guys generally care about a guy being bi when dating?

It literally can't get any worse my mom got in a bad accident of Monday and she's be out and in consciousness since. I work all this week and next week and have no time to see her. Also my graduation is in two weeks and I doubt she will be able to see me.

thinking about ending it desu

>>6099714
>i prefer average there
My god, finally someone else who doesn't go crazy for huge dicks. It seems like everyone nowadays is a size queen.

>>6099772
Not as long as I know you can be trusted and are loyal. But really, that goes for anyone, gay or bi, so it makes no difference when it comes to sexuality.

>>6099714

I know.I wish I was shorter (I'm 5'10) that way a size difference would be more pronounced and it would be easier to find a guy taller than me

>>6099794
saaame, i used to fantasize about being under 5'0. now i'd settle for like 5'6. seems very convenient.

>>6099788
do it you ugly fat cunt

>>6099788

Then who will take care of your mom wh she fully recovers?

>>6099758
It's not problem, I'm happy to talk about it
I guess I was unlucky/lucky that it started when I was 16 , I came home from school and this horrific aberration was on my bed, I still remember it vividly and remember not believing I could see shit like that
That made me think I probably had a problem two years later here I am , in a better state of mind

>>6099642
don't do it, we're not as fun as it might seem. it's just shitty and pointless, and pursuing relationships with us will give you nothing but major headaches.

>>6099823
i was making fun of ur life ruining mental health condition
hehe

>>6099844
Oh you

>>6099788
Jesus man, surely you can have paid leave from work for this???!!

Don't kill yourself, what's the point, no matter how shit life gets you've only got one shot at it. You can change everything around you, its your life to live, you're gradiating soon, shit will change.

Seriously, I've been like that for the best part if my adult life but you can't just accept that as life and take your own.

Demand time off work and go see your mum man.

>>6099810
Woah just like that, no build up to it, nothing bad happened that day? Its so strange, I just don't understand it, I really need to study it.

>>6099865
Well my quality of life wasn't great, I was depressed , I had voices before, that was my wake up call
Sorry should have explained

>>6099698
>I dated a taller verse guy and him bottoming was awkward because I'm short and we had to use a couple of pillows to correct the height differences

that sounds cute.

>>6099875
Definitely seems that stress seems to trigger it. How long had you previously been hearing things for and were those directed at you?

I feel like I'm really picking at you honestly I'll stop after this one!

>>6099698
The image of you hobbling up on two pillows to top a guy is hilarious hahaha, like a little dog trying to mount a huge one~

>>6099943
I'm really ok with it, its fine :3
It's that you're asking if it's ok tho :D
Idk desu about voices, its so long ago , maybe a year , directed at myself like belittling me in a voice that wasn't mine

>>6099963
Huh. Well like you said its good you clocked onto it early and now you're in therapy for it which is helping. I'll be more picky tomorrow, I'm in bed now! :3

Gotta get up and do it all again in seven hours woooooo, goodnight homos~

>>6100020
I'm going to bed too
Pick away, KR, its best you get to know me before I'm in your house /snuggle sofa

>>6099943

That's essentially what it was lol

>>6099891
It was cute.. For 5 minutes till I slipped out of him or hurt myself from the angle because I moved a pillow.

No wonder we didn't work sexually.

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I've never dated before. 21 now, been thinking of trying Grindr. I've seen mixed comments about looking for a legitimate partner on Grindr here. What should I put down as a bio? I'm incredibly ignorant of how something like meeting people with the idea of interest works. Do any of you have tips?

who /gay man on estrogen/ here?

>>6100104
>estrogen
>gay men
>""""""""""men""""""""""

holy fucking degeneracy you guys are fAGS.

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>>6097741
what does it mean if when i get drunk i want to cuddle and make out with my handsome homo friends but the next morning i feel nothing

>>6100104
Nah, I like my testosterone.

>>6100147
>being gay
>having testosterone
Pick one

>>6100162

I have three testosterones and I'm gay as fuck.

>>6100162
>>6100168
Gay beta male here, can confirm.
I love getting me DOM'd by an alpha nigger daddy, have 0 testosterones.

>>6100162
Being gay literally takes balls though. Only pussies and cowards who can't deal with people not liking them would choose the straight lifestyle.

>>6100242
It certainly does quite literally "take" balls, as in the end no one has testosterone left.

I just want an attractive man to tease and bully me...

>>6100305
Same Anon, I want a QT niglet to tease my femboi cock so hard and DOM me

>>6100316
I just want the bullying and teasing. I can't cheat on my bf.

>>6100316
>QT niglet
lmao same
Something about being dom'd by a guy shorter than you is so hot

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Gaygen,

I have recently found a guy I am seriously attracted to. He's totally DTF as a bottom soon, but I have some problems:

1. I'm a virgin and he's got a bunch of experience
2. This is the first guy I've ever been this seriouslly attracted to homosexually

I want to be a good top. Want to fuck his brains out and give him a good time. What should I do to prepare? What should I know going in beforehand? What are some good tips for topping?

I can watch (and have watched) plenty of gay porn, but it's unrealistic to expect that to translate into what works in the bedroom. I want to be rocking this guy - is there a guide out there? It would seem in the standard doggy style that a "normal" dick (with a slight upward curve) would curve away from the prostate, whereas with him on his back I'd be hitting it easier?

I need some practical advice.

Thanks

>>6099671
I tend to like taller guys but I think that's because I'm 5'7". 5'10" is prime desu

>>6100377
>settling for a used hole
Gay men really have no standards.

>>6100399

B-but I love him...

Tfw no jew bf

>>6100406
How can you tell that you love him? How is he different from all your other crushes?

>never got to suck asian dick
>never got to suck latino dick

>>6100480
>tfw jew bf can't share jew gold

>>6100514
B-but he can share half of his bed, right?

>>6100503
Latino here. I'd let you suck me off.

>>6100554
Honestly, if I did suck some guy's dick my boyfriend wouldn't mind.
But then he'd think he could do the same. Fuck that.

>>6100554

Uncut?

>>6100582
Sadly, no.

>>6100586

Not a true Latino.

>>6100377

Foreplay is pretty important, you might also consider rimming him. Kind of go at each other's pace, don't be afraid to slow down or kind of stop if you're close to cumming, communicate with him, focus on other areas of his body during penetration. Not really an expert on this area, but just some ideas.

>>6100493
>How can you tell that you love him?
I admire him as a person. I mean yeah he's beautiful, and the appearance is what initially attracted me. But it was the person who I fell in love with, not the body.

>How is he different from all your other crushes?
1. I've come to know him rather than admiring from afar.
2. He's within reach, although without going into a bunch of detail, I know my love is basically going to remain unrequited even if we do converse. I'll never be truly intimate with him on the level I want.

I'll be happy to settle for sex though, at least the chance I get.

>>6100377
>is a virgin
>"ohai guise, how do I fuck like I'm not a virgin?"
Sorry, not really possible. Being good at sex is a skill that takes practice. You won't have that as a virgin. What you DO have is being a virgin. Your doe-y eyed innocence, your nervousness energy, your "this is a spezual momentz for meee and I will always remember this no matter who else I sleep with" ness is what you have to offer. Just go with that and let him have the honor of showing you the ropes. You WILL be horrible at it but he will find it endearing none the less. Just take everything slow, try your best to enjoy every bit of it, listen to what he says when he is telling you what he likes, and let him know what you like... ie: communicate. good luck!

>>6100890
You don't know him as much as you think you know him; you're just infatuated and not in love.
"You don't know me, he's special and amazing and you don't understand how wonderful he is"
He's probably a 7/10 bottom with low standards which is how this situation has come about. He's not that great. You're not in love with him.
Yes, him on his back with his heels to Jesus is indeed the best position for prostate stimulation. Heads up: he will be able to tell you're a virgin. It will be obvious.

>>6100890
The difference between him and all your other crushes is that instead of admiring him from afar you've gotten to known him and he's "within reach"? So in other words the first time you've interacted with someone you have a crush on you decide you're in love?
That's not love, you just don't understand how to handle crushes.

>>6100948
>You WILL be horrible at it but he will find it endearing none the less.
what are you basing that on
>he's got a bunch of experience
>I'll never be truly intimate with him on the level I want.
sounds like an insatiable bottom cock hound
doesn't sound like he's going to waste much time with a top who doesn't know how to fuck him
also
>>6100377
>>6100890
obviously you are hoping that fucking him good enough will get him to keep seeing you so you can spend more time with him
you dont need to bargain with someone for their attention like that, and also you clearly seem a bit weird about it ("even if we do converse" - you've never spoken before and you're in love with him??? come on). probably best to forget about this guy, clearly you're not going to be able to handle casual sex with him

>>6100890
That's not love. Plain and simple.

>>6100890
That's not love.

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>>6100948
>good luck!
Thanks

>>6100963
>you're just infatuated
Probably. The amount of near stalker-level shit I find myself doing is stupid. Hanging on every word on social media, checking my phone just to see if he did something - anything.

>Heads up: he will be able to tell you're a virgin
Already told him. It's not something I'm trying to hide. I just want to not fuck it up.

>>6100977
>So in other words the first time you've interacted with someone you have a crush on
Maybe. If I go back far enough, I had a GF in high school. But it wasn't remotely the same. I didn't admire the GF, I liked her because she had big tits. Her personality was shit. This guy is different in that while I am physically attracted, his personality is wonderful, admirable. Something I want to get close to.

>you just don't understand how to handle crushes
Probably not.

>>6101014
>obviously you are hoping that fucking him good enough will get him to keep seeing you
Too far away for that to happen, as much as I wish it would.

>you dont need to bargain with someone for their attention
That, in and of itself, probably the best objective advice.

>"even if we do converse" - you've never spoken before and you're in love with him??? come on
This is meant to read "despite the fact that we converse" because we talk directly often.

>probably best to forget about this guy
Considered that as an option. Go total No Contact, disappear, hope I never see him or even a mention of him again. It was that or go all-out. I decided that I'd rather not live regretting I didn't take the opportunity to try.

>>6101021
>That's not love
>>6101064
>That's not love

https://youtu.be/K5G1FmU-ldg

My bf has a bigger dick and pair of nuts then me, it kinda embrasses me when we're naked together and my dick looks tiny compared to his. He doesn't mention it but it still pisses me off. Anyone else have this problem ?

>>6101105
I had a response to why it wasn't love. It didn't go through.

But trust me, what you have isn't.

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Would you have sex with Ethan?

>>6101144
5/10

Nope

>>6101144
I'm desperate so yes

He has a cute face but an annoying voice

>>6101116
Learn to accept your position as the bottom

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>>6101229
>cute face

Is it unhygenic to sleep with my dick in my boyfriends ass?

>>6101357
it's ill-advised

>>6101357

the lube will evaporate and he will be sore and chafed for weeks

am I the only fag who wants to vomit when I think about rimming? A2M is fucking disgusting.

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>>6101144

duh

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about to head off to my first threesome with a guy that's taller than me

kind of nervous desu

>>6099042
Actually won the Overwatch Taco Bell giveway. Still haven't bought an Xbone yet, though. I'll probably buy one when I get paid next month.

>>6101116
No you're just insecure about your dick. He doesn't mind and neither should you in turn, it would only be an issue for him which it isn't. Relax sukka.

>>6102054
How tall are you KR?
KR is right and that sounds adorable
>>6101116 if you top , you tease the Fuck outta him, I doubt he cares,

>>6102065
5'4 last time I checked and I've definitely not grown since then nor will I be now. I can only get shorter as I get older~

>>6102116
Adorable :3 so dang adorable, I'm 5'10 so prepare to be little spoon or to wrestle g or big spoon

>>6102116
Holy shit, KR small.

>>6102121
I prefer being little spoon anyway but I do like to fight for dominance every so often!

>>6102123
Yeah, it's nice though, being tiny helps me do a lot of stuff other guys can't do, mainly delicate things when it comes to fixing stuff.

Plus I just like being dominated.

We need a new gaygen!

>>6102195
>>6102195
>>6102195
>>6102195

New hotness