/mtfg/ - I guess I'll fuckin' do it edition

>chaser makes a thread
ewwww

Can you still be a camgirl if you can't cum?

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>Tfw you make birdy cum multiple times

>>6097135
Yeah, just fake it.

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Kill all passers!

First for if anyone sees cyba tell her that I said hi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4VycaR-1DA

Finally back home and now I can go offload my T-rage with proper cardio.

WOOOO TIME FOR THE SPARTAN PROGRAM TO RECOMMENCE.

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>>6097139
Why?

>>6097138
How do you fake it?

>>6097141
hi

im great
>>6097133
at thread recognition

birdie is gay and not cute trans girl gay, but 'married for 25 years and has three teenage kids' gay. hard gay.

I look like a cute fem guy before HRT, is that pretty much a guarantee I'll pass well?

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>>6097145
Because I will never pass so no one else is allowed to.

first for maddie is qt

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>>6097139
but every time i ask you to kill me, you pussy out.

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>>6097147
H-h-hi...

>>6097156
>reddit meme
she's likely been here longer than you.

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>>6097154
Damn ;_;

>>6097156
Kill yourself my man.

is it okay to miss producing semen?

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>tfw don't have dark souls 3

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>>6097161
you must sacrifice my nonpassing blood before you're even capable to kill passers. that's just how it is.

>>6097163
No. You are not trans

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>>6097137
>tfw your gf wont stop posting stuff like this to embarrass you
>>6097149
y-you're gay

>>6097153
yo Cyba
still on the Trump train?

>>6097164
>wanting shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6Jz01MVgk

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>>6097163
It's gross tbhon

>>6097164
>tfw I am the falchion god of DS3
>tfw qt boy bought it for me

>>6097165
But you're nice.

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>>6097155
H-h-h-h-hi...

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Nepu~
Nep up with me

>>6097178
>me
>nice
but i'm hugboxxing trash Xd
also
>falchion god
excuse me, oroboros exists.

>>6097179
H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-

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*injects test*

Ah that should hold me for another day

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>>6097180
All my neps are on my computer

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>>6097171
MAGA

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>>6097185
Everyone is a hugboxer

Morning nerds

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>>6097192
suck my dick

>>6097178
>>6097168
is semen an organism

>>6097193
sup geek, hows your day treating you?

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>>6097195
Too lewd!

transition me in 10 minutes /mtfg/

come on

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I really want to get out of bed and do stuff but my head is so sore I feel like I can't move. If I move it throbs painfully

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>>6097201
figuratively.

>>6097202
B A N G S

>>6097200
It's ok. Was super late for work which is good. Wbu?

>>6097203
while you're trapped watch some simpsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs3ZNyxa04

>>6097202
Shave your legs, order hormones. Done.

>>6097189
I pound that Neppussy daily.

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>>6097202
>tfw no friend to bully you into going fulltime
>tfw no reason to even leave my apartment

>>6097221
you'd like that too much.

>>6097221
I'm currently bullying a friend, with other people, into full time.

What would happen if transitioning didn't work out for me? Would I have to detrans?

>>6097208
Pretty damn good, woke up nice and early for my lie-in.

Gonna stay riiiiiight here in bed.

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>>6097218
Dreamy girls are the best though and pounding neppussy sounds wrong baka desu

>>6097226
you'd come here every day to cry about it like the rest of us.

>>6097213
>>6097207

aw shit it worked

/genidura/ on unsee

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>>6097222
It would be nice to try grilmode but i'm a retarded neet hon.

>tfw look fucking stupid in man-mode

>>6097232
then stop being a retarded neet hon, you dumb whore.

>>6097221
Get a life Jormu

>>6097226
dont plan for failure
go all in
gamble hard
spin to win
the more you risk... they more you can win!

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>>6097234
How

My heart hurts

>>6097227
I'm so fucking jealous right now. I just want to be in bed pretending that everything's OK. Have fun tho

>>6097226
Fine I'll bite. I know I'm talking to a brick wall. But the only reason it wouldn't work is if in a year you said wait no I'm just a magnificent boy I'm sick of being a beautiful girl. You're fine.

>>6097231
ggnore

>>6097242
this is scary i wanna go back i don't wanna be thin and short

ARE THERE REVERSE HORMONES OR SOMETHING

>>6097236
you're bad at this.

>>6097229
What is the real story with you and the potland hons?

>>6097229
Whats so wrong about pounding a Nep till she starts sweating and sweat rolls down her perfect soft glistening body?

>>6097243
just keep on the estrogen gurl

>>6097245
>implying any of them are hons
Is it bitter hon morning

I'm not a fully blown tranny, lets call it femboy, but i forgot to order more HRT and my last dose left is today, the next one might not be here for 10+ days... This is going to be my first time with test for a year. Is there anything I can do, kinda anxious about it

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I'm a ugly man. How do I offset my pain that I'll never be who I want to?

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>>6097221
go full time already you nigger

>>6097252
should have spread it out

you're fucked

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>>6097241
<3
I hope things pick up, is there any way you could treat yourself at the end of the day? Today is an outlier for me, I've decided to just throw away worries and any concerns for these 24 hours, disconnected the phone told everyone i'm sick and just taking the day back . (I decided that it's better than killing myself if i do this when things get too much)

I'll deal with whatever shites waiting for me tomorrow.

>>6097251
Wait hold up a moment. They're not hons?

>>6097253
You take drugs lots and lots of painkillers
Vicodins are awesome

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>>6097252
I was without hrt for 2 months and lost 3 years of progress

>>6097255
But I look like a man

>>6097262
You masturbate

>>6097255
Hello Gem, how are you?

>>6097241
Thanks for the assurance . I do have some financial concerns though, like I'm 50% sure that my job would fire me if I came out. And then I wouldn't know how to finance my transition anymore

>>6097257
Ahhh this is gonna suck. I regret everything.

Its gonna be surreal going back... Eughh

I guess i needed to find out if i really needed HRT anyway. This could be good. I could realise i'm better off as a normal guy.

>>6097262
Sucking cock/being a 'bislut' is better than being a transbian. Go for it.

I mean, seriously, why are the straight ones among us so rare? Cock is fucking amazing and guys are hot. This all just feeds into the stereotype that everyone is doing it just to date lesbians.

>>6097262
He looks a little like a hairier Faye.

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>>6097262
put a latex willy in your botty

>>6097261
Pls dont say these things...

Im gonna lose it all fuck my life

>>6097269
Transbians arent actually trannies

>>6097252
10 days isn't that long you should be fine

>>6097261
how did it go when you got back on it, did you re-feminize?

>>6097275
well memed, good sir.

>>6097270
I don't get why everyone's so mean to faye desu

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>>6097240
Its not a good feel
>>6097245
Yume fucked with me cause she's an idiot who clings to awful people cause she's awful herself my dumbass flipped at her and like a child she broke down and plays victim convincing the other two choldetn who "love" her to kick me out and now I hate all three.
>>6097247
Fucking is eh. Rather be a cute nep or spend time choking each other making out and stuff.
>>6097251
>implying their anything but and not just fetishist boys anyway
Yume is the only one who looks half decent and her diet and lack of hygiene destroy that.

>>6097262
give him the succ

>>6097266
Boy mode until you can't. Also if they fire you for being trans Sue them and make all the money.

>>6097262
Dayum . I uh. I forgot what I was going to say.

>>6097258
That's fucking fantastic. Idk. I can never get in to my head that that's an option. But it sounds really good right now. Tonight I'm gonna get drunk and play dark souls. And hopefully I have tomorrow off. In any case it's a bank holiday weekend And my birthday so I think I'm just going to shut myself in and not talk to anyone.

>>6097279
They are jealous because she looks better than them

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>>6097273
T is very strong and will wreck you.

>>6097277
A bit, i've only been back on hrt for like a month but I still feel like I was less manly before I had to go off hrt.

I think my face looks a lot better now and my skin is less gross than it was with a lot of T at least.

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How do I deal with crippling pain of existence, knowing I will never really be who I want to be? I tried hrt, decided girlmode was too hard, went back to femboy mode. I don't feel anxious about people finding out I'm trans now, but I also get treated like shit because there's now something visibly "off" about me as a guy. I thought trying to purge the trans would work, but I don't feel any better at all.

>>6097290
You sound like me

>>6097269
Straight is gay. It's doubly gay if he puts it inside your asshole to massage your prostrate instead of putting it inside your pouch shaped penis.
Fun fact transbians are rarely ever transsexual lesbians. They love cock too and most of them chase other trannies to be so called lesbians. You also have the straight male turned into lesbian meme which has some truth if they're sexually intimate with women in a straight relationship.
Transbian is closer to the tranny version of bi.

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>>6097296
That sounds just ducky

>tfw panicking about the idea of not having hormones
WHAT IF I GET STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND

>>6097296
>saving my butt virginity for internet bf I'll meet in a year and I see this post

hnng i need cock

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Hi!

>>6097280
Damn that is rough. Yume doesn't even look feminine and has bad facial features and a bad body shape. If the rest look worse you have to wonder who defends them.

>>6097293
>You sound like me
How do you deal with it tho? Tbh its not even like I didn't pass, I'm just a dogshit ugly woman and the lack of a social life / employment was killing me. I thought untransing would fix my life.

>>6097288
I know... I just dont know what to do, im anxious about it but theres nowhere i can get it faster

Im just gonna end up gross and hairy
>>6097277
10 days is probably long enough for normal T levels to return right?

More than anything im scared of the mental effects. My self esteem was virtually nothing and i was just really depressed and anxious all the time, i dont want to go back to feeling ugly and doomed again

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>>6097137
lucky whore

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>>6097304
Hiii u furry fuk
>>6097305
Fools that were once like me and blind fools who'll never learn better

>>6097305
Yume passed well

>>6097296
Go and have sex. You can pretend he is a short haired Faye with a beard and better hygiene. Go on and get it out of your system babe.

>>6097306
I don't. I drink. And ignore it. And take comfort in the fact at least I'm semi cute as a boy. I don't pass either

>>6097311
I just like cute anthro characters
I miss sex with my gf so much.
I want her inside me again soooo bad

>>6097311
>>6097312
Pics from when Yume was 15 didn't look as bad but the rest are just nope. If you like that you will love the rest of the thread better.

>>6097302
you'll have to castrate yourself with a rock and domesticate the wild desert island horses to drink their piss

>>6097290
That's basically my route, and i've gone to going off hormones and trying to be cis. questionable success tho

>>6097307
it'll probably return to normal levels yes (at least if you're using spiro/cypro and not zoladex or something) but it won't be enough time to have long lasting effects

it might be mentally hard but you can do it I believe in you

actually come to think of it where do you live? if it's in the uk I could send you some 1st class, i have spare

>>6097294
>Fun fact transbians are rarely ever transsexual lesbians. They love cock too and most of them chase other trannies to be so called lesbians.

>Transbian is closer to the tranny version of bi.

Kek its funny because even trannies prove that lesbianism is a meme sexuality. In the end they all want cock. Not that surprising since most dudes are closet faggots anyway.

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>>6097284
:) Wicked, I already got penalised from DS3's online for an 'invalid data' bullshit thing which I'm disputing over steam support atm. Pffft.

Good stuff which day is your birthday? Happy birthday!
Keep in mind Vitamin D helps keep you happy so do try at some points to step out if there's nice enough conditions.

But yeah, I mean I didn't think I could do it either but a year back I came to the conclusion that if its going to be my last day of life at the least I'm going to make it mine and have a good time. Then when I feel that I still have th ecapacity to enjoy things and actually put a smile back on my face it just makes it easier to take on the things that were making me miserable in the first place.

It can't work all the time or for everybody sometimes there are responsibilities that are just too strong but making it a tool at the right time has kept me going enough to fix some things that wer emaking me so damn miserable.

sorry to waffle on, I haven't done much thinking all week and i'm a bit of an airhead. so it felt good

>>6097317
>confessions of a chaser

>>6097318
Yeah im in the uk but you should keep them, its ok. Maybe QHI will surprise me and ship early...

How's no hormones going... I think about it sometimes but it makes me anxious because of how much better my self esteem is now. Problem is hiding it, and health risks.

>>6097280
That sounds stupid and childish. You can't really count on potheads for help. I have known some in the past and they're all fucked up living on the fringes of minimum wage and welfare. You're better without letting someone hold something over your head. Real friends never act like that anyway.

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>>6097316
No such thing as cute anthro desu every anthro picture would be cuter if you made them human. But I'm like the biggest anti furry. Then go get her senpai
>>6097317
She does look cuter when she's thin and not bloated. Not sure what you mean by that second statement though >>6097327
Anyone who's lurked long enough knows that

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>>6097330
Thanks senpai. I know I wasn't perfect but I thought they were friends but I know better now thats for sure. Its been nice being outvof there

>>6097320
Lesbianism isn't just a meme but trannies are more like fags that will boink anything with holes or tubes.
Have you ever seen the amount of dog posting that goes on here?
It's the same thing really.

>>6097333
She's all the way in SF and I'm stuck at school...
I miss her so much.
God, I would do anything to be able to touch her again

>>6097341
wanna come live with me, I have a big yard where you can run free
all you have to do is you know pick a few crops here and there.
I'll provide food, shelter and clothes. you needn't worry about money.

>>6097347
sounds like a role more suited for korra.

>>6097328
It was going really well for a couple months, I felt like I could 100% be a man, but then my test came back a while ago and i'm pretty fucked up. I might be able to work through it though idk. Maybe no hormones / low dose E is the only way to do it.

>>6097322
Don't be sorry. I'm never much of a talker I prefer when people just talk at me. I'm much more interested in other people's lives than thinking about my own.

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>>6097352
lel

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>>6097345
It'll make it that much better when you see her. Pent up lust for the one you love feels the best
>>6097347
Kek where is this magical place?

>>6097353
Hmm... Yeah see thats what i was scared about. Best of luck though, we're all gonna figure it out and be happy some day :3

>>6097327
Those straws your grasping are just too thin.
>>6097333
Most of the girls here look better plain and simple. Yume has some very bad bones and doesn't take care or do hygiene well. I am saying if you're a Yume fan then you have set the bar very low.

>>6097341
Where did you land up going when they kicked you out?

>>6097332
Suck Faye's cock, you talk about it enough already.

>tfw woke up with acne
No not this again ;_;

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>>6097363
Couldn't agree more
>>6097364
Back to my rents for awhile now I'm at a friends that I actually met from here. Portland anon if anyone remembers them

>>6097363
i like yume for her personality :)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcThFswcLB0

Running on a calorie deficit, using my own body as fuel

Cardio high. Better than any drug. Dysphoria gone, heart pounding. All pain receptors numb, brain fried.

OH SPARTAN MISSED HIS OLD FRIEND. TAKE AWAY MY PAIN. ANEROBIC GOD

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>tfw ate twice as much as you normally do at work yesterday
>tfw you got high and ate a shitton of food
>tfw your boobs have been a little more sensitive the past several days
>tfw you can feel them jiggle a tiny bit more
>tfw you're eating pizza tomorrow with a qt

>>6097261
>lost 3 years of progress
im so sorry :(

thats awful

>>6097265
I

am good!!

>>6097373
Different strokes for different folks

This probably belongs in transhelp but it's completely dead right now. I'm getting a weird side effect from E.

Basically, my ears feel blocked every once in a while when I'm on it, especially right after taking it.

The problem is that the estradiol I'm taking includes 'otosclerosis', or progressive hearing loss due to illness in the inner year, as a side effect. Could this be it? I'm fucking worried and I don't wanna go off the meds.

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>>6097355
May I ask, how do you feel about life at this moment? what do you think of your future? do things get better?

>>6097123
>tfw berniefags call me a "freak" and "uncle tom" for liking Trump
I don't even have my fake friends anymore

Life is suffering

>>6097378
>i'm kind of ugly. i know
That's some kind of stupid joke is it. You're fucking hot even by cis girl standards that's why, jesus

>>6097378
you scream attention whore

jesus fucking christ

>>6097378
I dont actually know what you look like
but i'm suspecting you're hot maybe overtly sexual or just plain attractive and your self image is warped by the dysphoria.
which is very normal.

>>6097382
Not good. There are a few things keeping me here despite me trying to get rid of them. I genuinely don't feel things will get better. I've been depressed and suicidal for 10+years. Turning 26 will just make me old as well as a mess.

>>6097378
>IS IT BECAUSE I'M A MAN AND ALL MEN ARE SECRETLY FAGGOTS??
Yes
>DO I JUST SCREAM WHORE??? I NEED TO KNOW, BE HONEST WITH ME LMAO
Yes

He's already dating a tranny so figure it out for yourself. Men love fetishes and they get turned on if you go over the top with you makeup and clothes. They think you're like something they have seen on the TV which is unattainable. Men want to stick their dicks into the TV screen if they could.

>>6097378
Post pic. I'm just a boy on hormones not a tranny so i wont sugarcoat shit

>>6097391
>I'm just a boy on hormones not a tranny

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>>6097371
Oh yeah I remember Portland anon. Well I'm glad things worked out for you

>>6097383
Trumps garbage though. Beyond meme value he's worthleaa

>>6097393
Hey whatever but im the closest thing to an actual man here so my opinion is more valuable

>>6097378
I agree that you are not the prettiest. But you have this sex appeal in your face that men find really attractive. And to be fair I would love to have that too.

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>>6097393
>>I'm just a boy on hormones not a tranny
I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy.

>>6097398
>closest thing to an actual man here
Sorry

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>>6097391
Do me.

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>>6097389
is therapy a possibility? I'm 23 this year, have also spent years feeling hopeless and isolated. Unable to live my life and I understand that some of these very real things can be a true hindrance to making your life better but there will also be mental barriers formed from childhood which, when conquered make taking on those real things a lot easier.

I hope it is a possibility for you that you get help from somewhere. I wish I had more life experience and things to suggest but it is what is helping me. Anti depressants didn't do it for me, cognitive behavioural therapy and talking therapy have been very useful however.

I wish I could be there to hug you and really listen. I have this hope and it may be naive but I guess it helps, that while theres a breath in your body there's a chance that things can change for the better.
<3

>>6097405
Yes you are really.

>>6097404
Your hairline is bad for a start. Are you going to get that fixed??

>>6097405
>i'm suspecting you're hot maybe overtly sexual or just plain attractive and your self image is warped by the dysphoria.
which is very normal.

gif confirms it.
I understand if you don't believe me but I'm speaking what I believe to be the truth. Maybe others will agree, if that matters at all.

Tell me later what conclusion you come to

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>>6097408
Yes I have an appointment this may for
>hair pigmentation

They will basically put temporary tattoo (1 year) on my head. I did something similar (just sloppy) with makeup. Pic related.

Then I'll look into hair transplant.

>>6097405
It's just the makeup. I like your natural face more.

>>6097405
Men will take what they get. It's only really trannies that try to scrutinize everything. Ask any man if he wants to fuck a tranny camwhore that makes $500 in an hour. It's on their bucket list.

>>6097398
lmao you certainly think like a man

>>6097407

well i appreciate you saying that.

>>6097413

i don't know. i think the fetish thing actually kind of makes sense. i might just start asking guys why they find me attractive though.
i really wanna know what it is lmao

>>6097416

i have man everything, bby.

>>6097418

my natural face sucks.

>>6097420

>Ask any man if he wants to fuck a tranny camwhore that makes $500 in an hour. It's on their bucket list.

IS IT REALLY?

>>6097414
Tattoo? Your head has a strange shape but maybe it's the angle.

>>6097405
>tfw you will never be as skilled at makeup and aesthetics and being a natural carefree girl as edie

Just shoot me now

>>6097428
>IS IT REALLY?
Yes especially the governor of North Carolina. He made a law that requires trannies to get inside his mens bathroom. Why do you think that is?

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>>6097430
How about now?

>>6097428
Can you not see it?
Can you not see that you just look feminine and sexy?
is it just me, maybe I'm the one with a wacky frame of reference or something
Maybe I'm retarded and seeing things

RESIDENT BOY COMING THROUGH
>>6097402
If I wanted to be a gril i'd transition.
>>6097404
The illusion's there, you mostly look female. With decent makeup you could be pretty. Hairline looks a little high, hair looks a little thin, but that's just me. Target areas are forehead and jaw and hair.
>>6097405
Oh I've seen you.

I'm gonna level with you, you're pretty, and i'm pretty sure you know you're not actually all "boohoo ugly unpassable trash".

Now stop it. You pass fine, you're relatively attractive, plenty of dudes that would magnify your attractiveness because you're a boy with boobs.

Advice? Idk maybe calm down on the cosmetics and makeup and shit. Sometimes a day-to-day look and just being kinda humble cute is good.

>>6097440
Better but there is something about it I can't quite put my finger on what it is.

>>6097443
I had forehead surgery 2 months ago... What is wrong with it? I want to know if I should hate Bart for his work.

>>6097443
Me again bitches

>>6097440
This photo is like 50 million times better. Whatever you did here, do that more. I know that's also a flattering angle, so figure out what makes it flattering (accentuating curves along the chin-cheek-cheekbone line, illusion of smaller, sloped nose, etc) And figure out how to aid that with makeup so you don't just look good from one angle.

>>6097406
Not right now. I was in therapy last year after a suicide thing. And it really helped. It put me on track to start transitioning. Now I'm just on antidepressants but I'm not putting the work in for them to do their job.

But thank you. Someone actually seeming like they care when they don't know me is kind of nice.

>>6097443
I mean I'm the Biggest man.

>>6097391
Do me anon. Boymode because girl clothes make me look manlier
https://unsee
.cc/ribanego/

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>wake up
>gf dropped by and made me breakfast while I was asleep
>happy noms

what's up with the rest of you?

>>6097446
Could you try? Is it my mouth? Or general size of my head?

>>6097448
Could've just been the photo, looks better on the others. In that photo it looked like you had a very long, rectangular head. The others are pretty ok.

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>>6097428
edie how do you look so nice.
Like all the qt natural looking girls just make me dysphoric

Maybe I should just embrace the alt chick thing and look like I'm dead but hot
I used to be a faggy emo twink boy anyways

>>6097448
Maybe his forehead and jaw work isn't aggressive enough. You don't look bad but you can still tell.

>>6097455
Size of forehead, chin, position of the ears.

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>>6097398
>closest thing to an actual man here
hello

>>6097432

it's pretty easy, desu. makeup is just a lot of practice and money spent.
also you seem way more carefree than i am!

>>6097438

i-ignorance?

>>6097442

i just don't really see myself as sexy at all. i don't hate the way i look or anything? i just don't think i pass really.
i think i'm feminine because i've always been a feminine person, but i think i look more andro. which i'm ok with.
it just confuses me as to why anyone would pick me over someone else who is much more naturally attractive.

>>6097443

you're totally right. i have been trying to wear less makeup! i'm getting more comfortable with myself so it's becoming easier.
o-one day i'll leave the house with no makeup at all without having an anxiety attack.

>>6097458

foundation, concealer, eyeliner, fake lashes, lipstick, blush, highlight, contour, eyeshadow, brow gel, brow pencil....
you should just do whatever makes you happy. wearing makeup makes me happier and more comfortable!

>>6097451
I'm ACTUALLY boymode though.

I got boops but i keep my hair short and mostly present as a boy, i just like how hormones changed my looks and emotions and shit ya dig?

Anyway, you look okay, at least for boymode you look pretty fem, but I'd suggest growing your hair more, and getting it styled, maybe not having the sides pushed back since that gives the idea that you have a wide head. Try to have long sides and have them down, maybe blowdry and use some non-greasy product, hairspray maybe to get some volume and texture in the top, make it look edgy since the rest of the look is already there, it's easy.

Also eyebrows. Just thin them out and work on the shape more, raise them a little, and it makes a big difference desu.

Trust u wymyn to need a man to tell u how to do ur fucking jobs tho come on

>>6097467
He wants to put his fat throbbing ignorance down your throat as a public toilet.

>>6097467
My friend,
Have you seen my eye bags.
I'm not carefree
Also, I enjoy wearing makeup too. But I don't know how to use lipstick or a browpencil

>>6097460
I fucking knew it. He probably work on too much hons so he has very low expectations on what female look like.

He and his crew kept saying that "i look so real and natural" that "i already look cis before surgery so he probably didn't do enough.

I want a revision!

>>6097466
youre just a (mtf transgender) bearded vulture not a man desu

>>6097474
You have to make sure your surgeon agrees with your goals during the consult.

>>6097469
Wombyn hugbox for real tho. Thanks for the advice. I'm new to all this bullshit. 7 weeks mones. I know about the eyebrows but I can't look too faggy in my job. Hair advice is great I'll take that.

>>6097474
Do you live far from Belgium?

>>6097482
I told him very explicitly that he should do type3 that he should cut my bone. After ffs I learned that
>"Lol i didn't do it"

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greentext story time
>be student
>going to class to take exam
>regular professor couldn't make it
>old husband is there instead
>he checks role
>says one student is missing
>nope, all students currently there
>eyes me suspiciously for first few minutes of class
>oh shit I realize; the role list probably has my picture pre-hrt on it and my male name
>right as I hand in my test book he asks to speak to me
>"were you even supposed to take this test"
>"yup"
>"who are you"
>"I'm Red S."
>"Sister of [Deadname] S.?"
>OH JESUS
>have to explain I'm tranny

>>6097170
That's just what a gay person would say

>>6097488
2h away

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>>6097471

...that's hot...

>>6097473

the only reason i don't have eye bags is because i put on under eye cream twice a day along with a ton of other skincare!
also, concealer. nars radiant creamy concealer is sort of perfect for that.
if you ever do want makeup advice you can just ask me! either way i don't think you should feel dysphoric at all.

I've been looking at family photos, and my great grandmother looks Asian af. I wonder if I have Asian genes

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>>6097491
still waiting on that sequel

>>6097494
what eye cream do you use? nothing i have tried works ;_;

t. 10 lbs. of color corrector and concealer every day

>>6097491
>shit that never happened
here's your (You), horseface.

>>6097490
He did the same to somebody else from here.

>>6097497
If it's genetic it do nothing.

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>>6097499
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANON

>>6097491
this shit is awkward as fuck
>doorbell rings
>open it
>family friend we haven't seen in like 10 years
>[sister's name]?
>n-no
she was okay with it though
but kind of in a weird way
like when people seem way TOO okay with it, you know?

>>6097494
I use L.A Girl yellow color corrector
I try to do skincare, but that's often sabotaged by me staying up late
I think I have pretty alright skin tho

>>6097494
>>6097497
oh...also i just opened a new tube of the nars like a month ago but i really wanna try the MAC mineralize concealer o_o

>>6097493
French?

>>6097504
calm your t rage.

>>6097509
By plane from Warsaw

>>6097495
I don't know that's really hard to tell. She look like a number of ethnicitys thrown together.

>>6097510

That was clearly E-rage. Up your game, newbie.

>>6097510
Im naturally violent, so its not rage.

How do you girls get over feeling like you're in drag wearing makeup?

what's this t rage meme?

>>6097517
okay, then calm your autism.

>>6097522
grow a backbone =^}

>>6097523
grow a gun and shoot yourself.

>>6097525
what a big man, bringing a gun to a fist fight =^}

>>6097511
Maybe he thinks you look okay for a polskie

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>>6097451
You're welcome,
I guess when I recognise feelings parallel to what i've felt I cant just leave it be but I desperately wish I had more knowledge to impart. Try and stay hopeful, I'll be around sometimes to chime in if I see ya post if it helps.

>>6097520
hold your hand out with your palm facing to the side, and with the thumb on the top side
angle your hand upwards about 20 degrees
bend your thumb down until it touches the base of your pinky
close the rest of your fingers to form a fist
as fast as you can, turn your wrist downwards, as if you're cracking a whip, or casting some beastly harry potter spells
this should fix it

>>6097528
Anon are you a Racist?

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>>6097497

https://www.mariobadescu.com/glycolic-eye-cream
it really works!

>>6097507

tryyyyyyy that eye cream i linked.
also most people don't have to color correct their bags as much as they think.

>>6097508

that one is supposed to be good. i'm just not really a fan of any MAC foundations or concealers other than studio fix powder/concealer.
everyone loves pro longwear and stuff but eh.... i like more dewy, young looking skin. MAC isn't really that.

>>6097520

i just call myself a man all the time and that helps.

>>6097520
I don't wear dresses and wear only sport shoes. It protects me from being called drag queen. At worst I'm a faggot.

>>6097534
I'D FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

>>6097529
>all those omanyte and omastar gifs
you have good taste in pokemon

omanyte a cute

where do you see yourselves in 10 yrs?

btw dont say dead thats depressing

>>6097544
'dead thats depressing'

>>6097544
you said it for me.

>>6097544
not alive

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>>6097538

come over

>>6097531
btw typing this made me giggle like a retard for some reason
can being super tired make you kind of high

>>6097544
gainfully employed with a happy husbando and baby ^_^ not dysphoric every single day finally

>>6097538
Who wouldnt?

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oh sweet release....now to hibernate for the rest of the day with no food.

Death to gains

>>6097544
a neet shut in

>>6097529
Thank you <3

>>6097534
But what if you're actually a man

>>6097537
Same. I got called faggot at least once a day rn.

>>6097544
Old man looking faggot who doesn't leave his house

>>6097544
30 flirty and thriving

>>6097544
At the very least. A gay sub

>>6097537
I got called a faggot tranny boy once when I was in guy mode and not trying to be feminine at all.

>>6097565
me too anon

I know that feel very well.

>>6097520
fuck the hatewrs =^}

but not rght now..

>>6097567
Yet I have not once been called out when I'm attempting to pass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6097565
i got once called beautiful

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does anyone know of a good contouring tutorial

cannot blend that shit for the life of me

>>6097571
>when I'm attempting to pass

>going out in girlmode

never

>>6097544
I want to be rich

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>>6097544

pic related.

>>6097559

but you're not a man.

>>6097573

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBLHE0ME-GA

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ted-cruz-lookalike-maury-signs-porn-10k-article-1.2613485
lmao

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>>6097539
so cute!
>>6097544
I have this dream, I'm the rooftop of my villa in my homecountry and I'm looking out over the trees down at my little home town.
I can see the cliff where our old farmhouse used to be and I can see the sea crashing against the beach in the distance.

It's just hitting night time and I'm drinking a cold hairoun. I can hear the sounds of a party downstairs with everyone drinking and being merry.
Id like to be there in 10 years. I think I can do it, if I go back to uni and get my degree and then find stable work. Just keep tucking away money and then get a job out there.

>>6097544
With a husband or a wife

all I want in life is someone who can love me unconditionally until I die at 36

>>6097544
The same as I am now but with SRS and hopefully passing a bit better after FFS

>>6097580
its beautiful

>>6097577
Not with that attitude anyway! I was gonna say I'm not always like this and I just cone here to complain, but no that's not true ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6097584
I'll have a wife soon. And in ten years I'll be 36. So I'd like to change my answer please

Is it a bad idea to transition halfway through college when everyone knows you?

>>6097544
enjoying my career and married
hopefully

>>6097544
definitely dead

>>6097600
it's a better idea than not transitioning if youre trans

>>6097600
it's a bad idea to hold off on transitioning

if you are going to do it then do it asap

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>mfw all trannies just want to be normal or dead

>>6097600
No its a great idea. You'll never, ever, ever, be in such a liberal and open environment again.

>tfw had my physio assessment
ayyyyy fuckin finally
they're referring me on to a neurological physiotherapist 'cause my problems stem from brain damage but yeah, finally getting the ball rolling
this will help with work stuff too because they can tell employers to make adjustments based on what I am and am not able to do without harming myself, and for small businesses the government covers a lot of the extra costs to the business, if there are any, so the employer isn't put out of pocket by me asking for special treatment

Apparently the muscle problems I have as a result of dyspraxia/hypotonia are in the same class of disabilities as cerebral palsy and Huntingdon's Disease, but thankfully unlike the latter it's not degenerative

>>6097606
I want to be both tbqh

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>>6097606
>want to be normal
>want to be

>>6097544
die a gay man and be a suppressed tranny til then

>>6097606
Well, who wouldn't want to just be normal when you're going through crap like this?

Also, hi senpai

>>6097618
Ugh, forgot about the filter.

*Hi everyone (f a m)

>>6097534
.5 oz....
for $20?
I might get a sd to pay for this

>>6097616
>tfw last guy that fucked me said Im normal and to not use the word again

>>6097600
enjoy being known as the "trap" around campus and having weirdo frat dudes who are repressed want to fuck your tranny bp
-Source: my life

>>6097630
i wanna fuck your bp

>>6097624
he sounds like a cunt, want me to beat him up?

>>6097544
Writing actual factual Literature and having a pretty ok IT job, married
With a vagina

>>6097634
he moved to Liverpool.. he was really nice... fuck I don't know he has a gf.

>>6097633
it's tight

>>6097600
couldn't you always transfer to another uni or campus once your ready to go full time? Fresh start might help

>>6097638
show me or ill make you my gf

>>6097544
I'd be 37. I'd be married for 8 years, I think we'll have just bought a house idk, I think our plan is to rent and stay put until transitioned, then travel a bit, then come back to Denver or something and settle. Cats. Oh and fully transitioned. as for work idk, i have a very generic skillset i can always get work, it's usually just shit

>>6097630
dhis... ._.

>>6097611
>tfw there are evangelicals on the quad every day shouting about fags going to hell

>>6097639
halfway through college you cant transfer, i dont know of any schools that dont require you to do at least 50% of your credits with them to give you a degree

>>6097600
its better than waiting until after trust me

not transitioning in my first year of college is what led to me doing increasingly worse until I flunked out

>>6097606
Is there something wrong with wanting to be normal?

>>6097648
There are fucked up people everywhere that will should shit and call you deranged, but at least in uni, the general consensus is that they're the deranged ones.

>>6097600
beats doing it when you've moved back home to your hick town, working shitty jobs and living with your folks :')

>>6097662
I think she may be implying that it's a bit depressing for someone's goal is "normal"

My hair is a poof factory which coincidentally is where I was made
https://unsee
.cc/niruzeso/

>>6097662
this >>6097670

>>6097637
Well maybe dispel the thought and let the memory extinguish

also if you're the same oryx
whats your favourite toy/model in your possession?

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>tfw trying to work on my voice and making recordings but I just want to die every time I listen to one.

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>>6097675

>you honestly can't tell if you're getting better or worse and it's making you anxious

>>6097675

i was doing this and discovered that i can do like tuvan throat-singing
not very helpful for passing though

>>6097675
>>6097682
this / 10

>>6097675
I get annoyed and just make dinosaur noises

POST VOCAROOS

>>6097699
post a dinosaur noise you make,
I want to hear a raptor

>>6097701
Ok. When I get home

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>>6097673
={

don't really have a favorite, its why I change it up but haven't recently taken any pics due to no device that can take photos. I might find one later though or fix some ipod that got donated a while ago.

>>6097713

you did good hannah

>>6097707
wow, what is that one on the left from?

>>6097711
For what? I'm getting bottox this evning for my downturned lips.

>>6097713
Left looks just a bit thicker than right, but I'm just nitpicking. Very nice skin.

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>>6097723

>>6097723
Heavy brow and forehead lines.

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>>6097722
Gashapon series of an artist's work. Its much larger in real life

岡本太郎, 若い夢

this guy made it. Kaiyodo made his artwork pocket sized.

Is it not okay for me to be interested in one of you because you're cute and also have a penis?

>>6097739
not all of us have penises senpai

>tfw waiting for hair to grow
>tfw you foolishly cut your long hair
>>6097721
Thank you
>>6097724
Thank you, yeah I agree. I'll try do it better next time

>>6097743
Right, whoops. Well, either way.

>>6097747
>>tfw waiting for hair to grow
>>tfw you foolishly cut your long hair
>tfw waiting for hair to grow
>tfw you foolishly cut your long hair
>tfw waiting for hair to grow
>tfw you foolishly cut your long hair
iktf

>>6097738
I love it, hey thanks. I think if not for you posting it i'd never ever know about it.

>>6097731
Those are filler not botox. Learn the difference.

>>6097756
I should go outside..

Is it possible to be a professional cosplayer? And have people donate to you and shit?

>>6097761
:c feeling low?
turn that frown upside down!
c:

I wish i could craft models and stuff or hell do anything creative.

I've only ever been good with numbers but it's never led to a passion.
Just... a means to an end.

Wish i had a hobby

tfw going to die alone
never not been single
what is human touch

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just a nubile young fox looking to murr
who wants to yiff


this sheet mask is weird

>>6097773
kill it

>>6097771
=]

>>6097773
why not

>>6097773
i want to cuddle you
mary me

>>6097739
it's ok just don't be outright creepy about it

I wouldn't call birdy a chaser but he (assumedly) has taken a liking to at least one transgirl.
And we love birdy, he's a pretty cool guy

>>6097773
thats spoopy
i see a hottie under it though

>>6097775
ive been dead inside for years fampai
>>6097776
Idk I'm a fox
>>6097782
As long we get a pre nup and you fuck me hard every night
>>6097784
There is no Red, only an entity

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>>6097783
>but he (assumedly) has taken a liking to at least one transgirl
:^)

I love you all too