/mtfg/ Transgirl General

Daily reminder that: Just be happy.

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hey everybody im looking for my gf, have you seen her? she's somewhere in this thread

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>>6096244
Uhm.. hi Flirtanon.
>>6096256
cis girl chasers senpai

that's great though, go for it and see what she's like if you like her
>>6096290
I thought I saw you intermittently earlier in the year, ye. Diablo 3 is that fun huh? It didn't really click with me. I've been addicted to vidyas though this week and its insane.
>>6096281
No thanks.

>>6096325
Happiness comes from effort

You can do it girls

>>6096294
>>6096308
I'm really not in the mood for this shit, you may want to really believe that he hated me, and you may want to really believe I supposedly raped him, but things were good between me and him, and he was a good friend to me and still will be, just not as closely.

Your anger really clouds your judgement and ruins everything for you. you need to deal with your shit and your life will get so much better, you just need to get a little better.

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>>6096311
Really? That's it? Don't I have to be interesting? Don't I have to converse with someone I know almost nothing about and may have little in common with? Christ this sounds like exactly the kind of situation I fall apart in.

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daily reminder to detrans for a happy life

>>6096336
fuck off

Pls tell me if im a hon..i thought i looked good

mless / straightnochase

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get in

>>6096341
ur not a hon but ur not 100% passable

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>>6096327
are you buying the pizza or am I

I dont remember ._.

>>6096256
i already ate a whole takeout box a huge thing of general tsao, and im gonna make 2 things of mi goreng noodles soon

>>6096318
I did this for my first date, I also did it because he actually showed interest and that was new to me half a year ago

>>6096332
Honestly you are probably the most obnoxious person on this whole fucking board, and that's really saying a lot.

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>>6096335
Elanna I hate to be the person to tell you this but you ARE an interesting person.

>>6096335
yes, but the pressure to make interesting conversation is on the guy, not on you.

>>6096327
I REALLY like her, but I don't want to be the one to get in the middle of her relationship.. she and her gf have been together a long time.

>>6096345
no, but tell plant I say hi. I miss her

>>6096348
okie dokie there anon

quick, post your legs!

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>>6096327
Hello Adri.

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>>6096345
join the autism

>>6096341
id chase you, and im not into hons

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>>6096327
we've been intermittently posting, and no we've been playing all kinds of games. we kept buying more and more ps4 games and shit

>>6096360
is this good

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>>6096335
I could give you a practice date so u know what to expect

>>6096295
I'd love to.

>>6096335
You're interesting. You need to talk but also listen and pretend to find his jokes funny. Guys on dates usually either clam up or fail to shut the fuck up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BBylQ6srM

I. Simply. Am. Not. There.

>>6096335
hey what about your ex's friend who thinks about you masturbating? you could go on a date with him and have sex with him

>>6096350
>I hate to be the person to tell you this
W-why? I mean, thanks but I'm still worried the stuff I'm into is the kind of stuff that would put most guys to sleep. Then again, a guy that can't talk about those kinds of things probably isn't a good match...

As a side note, that image is fucking adorable, saved.

>>6096353
You're right. Perhaps I'm approaching this from the wrong angle, having guys pay for stuff or have to make conversation or the like is a foreign concept to me.
I mean fuck, the first time I went out for dinner with my ex we split the bill..

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>>6096360
Do thighs count?

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>>6096367
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>6096326
where

in the world is

anons gfff

>>6096376
okkk

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>>6096335
If you're worried why not go on a practice date with another straight girl or a gay guy or something, that way there wouldn't be any pressure about sex and you'd be able to get more comfortable with the mechanics of the whole date thing.

>>6096375

don't go down this road anon

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>>6096367
yes!

and sorry i forgot to post mine! do you like my new socks mtfg

>>6096392
yup
i want the white ones with black stripes

>>6096367
I'll take paypal cheska I need some mad money for mcdonalds when I go to Acen

>>6096376
Yeah it does suck. I'm not sure why she is hitting on me and I don't really want to ask and be rude and aghhhh.

>>6096388
Kill me

>>6096396
you can always be her friend though*

wow that sounded dark. my bad

>>6096393
ooh yeah i got those ones too

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>>6096392
>>6096393
We just got some of those recently too!

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>>6096360
I dunno what to post. Most is too lewd for my pure image.

>>6096392

looks qt

>>6096399

you should instead talk about your problems w/other people

there are solutions besides repression or suicide

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>>6096401
I was already her friend before all of this started :/ It's just a fucking mess.

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Sluts!

Same time every night!

>>6096392
>>6096408
jelly

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>>6096376
it was just easier kinda
>tfw laying intertwined trying to get to lvl 100 grifts
so comfy

>>6096392
hey i got the same socks
>>6096408
oh hey theres one pair

>>6096395
alright i just set it up a few days ago, if you're super serious about this i'll pay ya

>>6096380
you really shouldnt listen to somebody telling you outdated nonsense. you should be splitting the bill on a date, or at the very least take turns paying. and a guy will definitely talk all day if he wants to fuck you, but hell always prefer a girl he can actually talk to instead of at. conversation doesnt have to be equal, but its not all on the guy. the point of a date is to go and do something with a person with the hopes of seeing if whatever relationship you do have might work in a more intimate manner, and if theres a point in advancing it.if you go on a date and both of you have fun you have another, if you dont you dont. what happens on the date and what you talk about or anything else doesnt matter. just try to have to fun

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>>6096421
Well I mean, $15 is $15..

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>tfw you need a new skeleton to pass

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>>6096408
>matching knee highs

I need to do this with yume now, thats p cute

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i have been trying to get girls clothes and I just cant, I dont know whats my style or how I want to look, every shirt, blouse, dress, anything looks so good on the models but i feel i would look stupid in any of those.
post some inspo please

pic is like my only inspo right now

>>6096371
I wouldn't say no to that..
But like, would you be comfortable playing the guy?

>>6096374
And the sign that there's chemistry is that he does neither, rather there's actually conversation?

>>6096386
I have a friend that I don't see very often who is about as nervous about dating as I am. Maybe that would work..

>>6096379
If I had a legitimate excuse to contact him without being weird I totally would, he's pretty cute.

>>6096422
how is it outdated? yeah you can split the bill if you want, or take turns. a lot of guys offer to pay though. and it's still true that the pressure is on the guy, not the girl, to make interesting conversation. that doesn't mean she should just sit there and be boring and not try and make conversation herself, it just means that she shouldn't feel pressured.

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>tfw you thought she was the absolute perfect end game dream girl for you but life is a torturous unforgiving bitch and now she's gone

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>>6096421
>>6096428
What are you two talking about?

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>>6096411
It's been 20 years of imagination and fantasy. I'm tired of it all. Just day after day.

It's 6 AM and I can't sleep. All because I hate being male.

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>>6096436
i could be a femboy for it

close enough?

>>6096367
Fucking LEWD

>>6096439
>tfw you can't even dream about being in a relationship

>>6096435
The truth is, most of it will look way different on you than it does on the models. Get to a store and try some stuff on anon, that's your best bet

>mado t-ragin again
he really needs help desu

>>6096436
>actual conversation
Yeah, conversation and things getting more loose, less tense and more intimate is usually a good sign.

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>>6096414
Continue to be her friend tho

there was a girl I knew that liked me and left herboyfriend to date me when she found out I was a trap

I was like 17 and her boyfriend was abusive but yea
be her friend abby
>>6096421
years later and being lazy playing vidyas is still the best

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>>6096444
>>6096436
Hello there, my name is Constantinos and I'll be your waiter tonight. Can I get you ladies anything to drink?

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>>6096441

it's a shit choice

but it's worth going through some awkward shit if it means you can be happy again

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>>6096454
>I will never be part of a trap duo with Adri

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>>6096440
Just things.

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>>6096454
I'm going to still be her friend, I just want things to work out. Lesbean friends are the fucking best.

>>6096437
if the guy offers you should say yes, but you should offer sometimes too. and both parties on a date are pressured to make conversation, youre on a date to see if you click. sitting there and letting the guy carry you on the date works but you should just b urself when youre dating because otherwise its not going to work long term

>>6096435
models are usually wearing well fit clothes in photoshoped pics taken by at the very least a decent hobbyist. go to a store and try some stuff on there, if youre really clueless about a personal sense of style then you need to just look into different fashions and see if one interests you so you can look into it more

>>6096422
I mean in the end I would probably split the bill, something about being treated like that always felt odd to me, but that's probably just because I was raised a guy. Part of me worries that I'd out myself by doing something as simple as that, and I wouldn't want him to know before the 3rd date. ;~;
Having fun is the point but navigating the ins and outs of actually being courted is just something I haven't done, so over thinking abounds.

>>6096444
You'd do that? I'd definitely be up for it assuming that by the time I come to Portland I haven't gotten over my fear of dating ;~;

>>6096452
Notes taken notes taken..

>>6096455
Do you have any recommendations for dry rieslings?

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>>6096428
if you're absolutely sure then yes do ittt

>>6096440
HOT GLUEING

>>6096446
what a surprise

>>6096454
playing re6 was fun since sophie is so scared of horror stuff, i had to hold her for a lot of scenes ackshyually

>>6096461
i told you i don't want that model pls don't do that one

>>6096421
make it 20

>>6096459
I'll just turn into an even worse hon. There is no light on the other side.

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>>6096360
You first.

Daily reminder that being trans is a mental illness, and HRT is literally making the biggest mistake of your life.

>>6096470
s...stop embarrassing me ;~;

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Do I pass

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>>6096455
a glass of your finest chocolate milk please :- )

>>6096467
I would, seriously

i havent gone on many myself but I've been there before and Im comfortable w it now

>>6096476
>bitter nonpassable hon spotted

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>>6096470
Do you think some hot gluers like to imagine a Toy Story scenario like that one green text when they do it?

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>>6096467
>dry rieslings
Ma'am, I don't mean to be rude, but you're currently dining at an Apple Bees. I could go buy a bottle of white wine at the 7-11 next door, if you'd like. Why don't you two chat a bit while I go do that?

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>>6096470
We'll see, we'll see...
>>6096479
Kawaii get out

>>6096476
Nobody cares what an uneducated fuckwit like you thinks. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders disagrees with you.

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>>6096466
>models are usually wearing well fit clothes in photoshoped pics taken by at the very least a decent hobbyist. go to a store and try some stuff on there, if youre really clueless about a personal sense of style then you need to just look into different fashions and see if one interests you so you can look into it more
I know how I want to dress now as my last phase of being a guy, but I dont know how to take the step into dress as a girl
pic relatered, how i dress lately

>>6096483
>>6096476
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Daily remind that being a trip/anon is a mental illness, and that shitposting is literally making the biggest mistake of your life

i love you all and I want to be happy!

>>6096460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od7S-C_JvXk
>>6096463
Don't push any of it, but you should still eventually tell her how you feel. Don't bottle that shit up.
>>6096470
That's cute lol

I want to play a new RE, I heard that one was shite tho

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>>6096492
>shitposting
>mistake
i disagree.

Daily reminder that being alive is a mental illness, and staying alive is literally making the biggest mistake of your life.

>>6096492
>stop having fun wrong
kek

>>6096497
is there any cure? i think i've been doing this and i'd like to stop.

>>6096494
Ty Red, you too! ^.^

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>>6096497
Daily reminder that trapping is the result of a mental illness, and transitioning is literally making the biggest mistake of your life

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>>6096450
Just because I enjoy shitting on you doesn't mean I'm angry, but you're retarded so what am I to expect.

>>6096490
>My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone
>In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others

i figured as much after posting that
sounds like you really need to see a therapist immediately

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>>6096303

>It is awful, but I've been in this rut on and off for close to a year now. What pulled you out of it, what did you do to get out of that spot?

i just started traveling, and hanging out with people more where i live now. started going on dates as well helped.
though honestly i don't think i was 100% over him, and out of the rut until i met Faye, so.
for whatever reason meeting her changed everything.

>I have a confession though: I've never been on a date. I don't know the first thing about dating.

...ELANNA
YOU NEED TO GET ON TOP OF THAT! dating is really easy. though a bit nerve wracking. you kind of need to do it to get better at it though.

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>>6096495

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Do I look good as a girl?

i wanna die ťbh

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>>6096504
You know thats from American psycho, but I guess you don't.

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>>6096485
Thanks Constantinos, you're the best waiter I've ever had at an Applebee's, and you're going to get one hell of a tip.

>>6096482
Well then, I say let's see what happens over the coming months. I'm hopeful that I can get over myself before I make it down to Portland but I'm glad to know you'd be willing to do that.

>>6096450
>being a cunt
Amy really needs help desu

>>6096467
>dry rieslings
Good taste desu

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>>6096477
SORRY

>>6096471
i was thinking about it but im not made outta money, plus i sell videos of myself sucking the cum out of a penis for 20

>>6096484
i don't think, i've ever seen that but i just like seeing benises ejaculate all over a figurine

>>6096495
it was pretty good, i played it a long time ago with a high school friend and enjoyed it so i wanted to relive the memories a bit

>>6096520
>i sell videos of myself sucking the cum out of a penis for 20

i have that video

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>>6096395
>>6096421
>>6096428
>>6096470
I'm doing my very best to try to think of something innocent that this conversation could be about but I'm having a difficult time of it...

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>>6096523
Dont worry about it Joan~.

>>6096488
large winter jackets are pretty gender neutral anon. skinny jeans and a tshirt is always a nice place to start, just make sure its some female fit and not just a normal tshit. if you dont know whatll look good on you then your only solution is to go to a store and try a bunch of stuff on. you dont look fat so youll look good in a decent amount of stuff, theres really no other way to go about it.

>>6096494
y-you too

>>6096467
dont look at it as being courted, youre going on a date. if he offers let him pay, if not split it. dont worry about which date you do this or that on, dont stress about this stuff. being stressed and worrying will just make you feel awkward during it, and thatll make sure you dont enjoy it.

also, do you actually like wine a lot? because if you do youve got decent taste, i realy enjoy a nice riesling

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>>6096522
do you really? i hope you enjoyed it

>>6096523
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CUMMIES ON FIGURINES

>>6096531
>AmyVictoria.jpg

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>>6096536
I thought it could have used a better musical score.

>>6096536
i did enjoy it. your face giving a blowjob is literally my steam profile pic

>>6096505
I know I really do but every time I try to set up an okc account I realise I need to post a photo and describe myself and idk, I just tune out and close my account. I don't deal with nerves well, I'm shy as fuck.
I need to grow up and suck it up. This is the summer I'm going to put myself out there, it's decided.

>>6096517
T-thanks

>>6096529
OK, relax will be the name of the game.
Also, I'd say I'm more partial to beer than wine (British stouts pls), but I do really enjoy rieslings. It's the slight sweetness that does it for me. Can't into reds generally just because of how tannic they usually are, but most of the time I've tried reds they're really strong Spanish reds.
Are you a big wine drinker?

>>6096555
boring meme.

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>>6096527
Hehe, I was joking; I'm not judging, as long as whatever you're doing is safe and you're comfortable with doing it then I don't see any problem.

>>6096555
We're still too expensive for you.

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>>6096540
hey sophie was the one who edited it, we weren't even gonna have audio initially

>>6096544
noice

>>6096555
i'm a whore for white dick 2bqh

>>6096555
I really wanna be a whore somedays...........

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>>6096555
>tfw you'll never be a cis-whore

>>6096555
Trips are always right
I'm a whore.

>>6096540
Listen I was talking to Nickelback about licensing but they we're asking too much

>>6096568
were*~*~*~*~

>>6096549
somewhat. i try most everything i can, and wine adds a lot to most meals. i do very much enjoy a sweeter wine though, if you want to break into reds a marsala or lambrusco are solid choices for sweeter ones, though they do retain that red flavor. my favorite wine period is a nice tokay though, theyre really sweet dessert wines that are just too wonderful.

and yes, relax should be the name of the game. stress will only ever hurt you

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>>6096575
>tfw I'm a boy now

It's so much easier, I hate myself a little everyday but I have to be a good fiance for cheska

>tfw stuck in the existentialism zone
>tfw death is a thing
>tfw existence is meaningless and yet all-encompassing
>tfw trying to tell yourself it's possible to be happy and okay eventually and to make things work out without really being sure if it's true or whether your life will be short, unpleasant and devoid of any consolation
>tfw want to get high to forget it all but scared it'll just make these feelings more intense
>tfw emotionally and mentally immature on top of it all so it's even harder to deal with than it is already for people who aren't
I'm scared, I want things to be okay but I know they probably won't be and even if they are it will end after a while
I'm not sure if I can deal with life

>>6096345
what the fuck is o'brien doing, is he okay?

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>>6096573
I thought we'd established before that you're a bit self-hating, whoreanon.

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>>6096573
You don't understand what he meant by trips?
Newfriends these days I swear

someone hold me and make me feel better please

>>6096585
she ;-;

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>>6096589
My bad sorry anon I've been shitposting up a storm all day elsewhere so I'm used to calling anons he

>>6096583
*comforts*

just look for fun things to distract you :3

>>6096588
i'll hold you if you stab me in the throat

>>6096589
You're whimpering and such about this yet you called us all whores? I mean its true, we're whores, but that doesnt mean you get to say so little girl.
>>6096591
Grace you're misgendering people now?
Tsk tsk..

>>6096594
>actually ordering a steak on a date
ishygddt

>>6096600
what are we supposed to order on a date?

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Morrning~
Good god I need my makeup...

>>6096602
Some poppers

>>6096604
mornin

>>6096604
You look like a teenage boy.

>>6096604
>would be nice to wake up to
Mornin

>>6096577
Dessert wines are great, they're something I really don't get to try much because I don't know many people that like them ;~; ill make a note to try some sweeter reds though, anything with less tannins is good in my books
And I know stress will only ever hurt me but I'm a tightly wound person. ;~;

>>6096594
I'm reasonably competent, clearly I'm not a wimins ;~;

>>6096605
I'm giggling rn

>>6096581
That's....really dumb, stop that

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am i the only one who gets sort of high after doing their estrogen injections?

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hi ~ feeling much better rn

>>6096608
I think she passes.

>>6096620
glad you were able to turn a bad day good

>tfw no friends

>>6096608
lol.... okay dude

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>>6096620
Me too

>>6096625
well my friends helped a lot. we bullshitted and played Dirk souls 3 and a bit of D & D

>>6096638
happy for ya anon! what cheered you up

>>6096644
What kind of build are you running?

>>6096618
Edie can I get your opinion on something?

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>>6096650
pure pyromancy!

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>not playing yugioh

why so many plebs here

>>6096657
Oh my god I love you.

>>6096658
i dont play childrens card games anon, grow up

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>>6096662

>>6096666
Hail Satan

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>>6096652

sure.

>>6096658
>denko set 5
lol

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>>6096658
>not playing a game with a stable secondary market
>giving into the konami jew

I'll be over here laughing my way to the bank with my mtg trade profits, goy

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>>6096658
>implying

>>6096661
*blush*

>>6096674
Could I like email you or something about it. I don't want to post it here

>>6096678
nope post it here

>>6096658
I got my speedroids and cyber dragons and gravekeepers doe

(but most importantly I'm making a pokemon deck)

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>>6096675
>ophion set 5
oh u mad?

>>6096676
my entire competitive deck was $30

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>>6096678

my skype is qtwaifu if you want to message me there.

>>6096683
>u mad?
>smug anime
no, because i stopped playing yu-gi-oh a long time ago.

if you see cyba.. Tell her my s.o. found the Skype thread.
>>6096685

>>6096685
Sent a request

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>>6096686
>implying i was serious
it's just yugioh banter

>>6096682
gah i hate gravekeepers
do you just hate the people ur playing

>>6096649
Fucking myself silly with a vibrator on my crotch and on my right nipple.

Hands free :3

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>>6096658
I do online. Make a lot of cheese decks

>>6096689
"umad" isn't "banter".

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>>6096687

huh?

>>6096688

accepted.

thank god for weed

weed is so nice to me :'')

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>>6096690
lol...

>>6096691
volcanics?

>>6096692
k

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>>6096689
>do you just hate the people ur playing
yes :3c

>>6096690
w-wow lewd

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>>6096702
Really just a bunch of broken or not even real cards or fun meta decks

>>6096694
That's literally the message.
"My s.o. found the Skype thread."

Not related to your Skype.


You're here like 24/7 when you're not sleeping or jerking it for cash... So I figured I could entrust you to deliver it.

Some shit happened and... Well, I'd rather not say

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>>6096703
thats just evil
guess i just use kozmo

>>6096708
that game there looks interesting

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>>6096717
Yume 2ikki is the best. Playing right now

>>6096710
oh shit

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>>6096710

or you could tell her yourself instead of pretending that i care enough to forward a message she'll inevitably see after she ctrl+f's her name.

does anyone want to be my gf (note im also a tranny)

>>6096725
are you a crazy tranny? will you kill me in my sleep because i pass better than you?

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>>6096725
I need some love right now, take me

>>6096724
oh shit

>>6096724
I literally ctrl+f'd 6 of the previous threads.. No dice

Watever mahniggs..

Bai everyone

>tfw weird seeing this place again

I see not much has changed

>>6096733
ok i will

what do we do now

if you see cyba... Tell her i love her.
>>6096724

>>6096738
Nothing changes

>>6096744
war never changes?

>>6096744
War. War never changes

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>>6096741
i dunno comfort me pls i need it

>>6096744
nothing changes and things get worse

>>6096749
i really want to but i don't know how
im sorry

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>>6096734
>>6096743

lmao

>>6096736

she doesn't have to post to check out whether or not people are talking about her.
most of the trips here just ctrl+f "(you)s" and their name anyways when they're not posting as much to see how relevant they are.

>>6096750
Things are somehow worse? How? Last I knew people were assholes around these parts, are there more assholes now a days?

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>>6096751
Well, talk to me so I know something about my new gf and how I can make you happy

>>6096759
girl + girl love = best love

>>6096757
everything is getting worse all the time, not just here. we're living in the end times.

>>6096761
Who /watchingtheworldburn/ here?

>>6096747
>>6096748
Yuup

>>6096750
Is mtfg in superposition?

>>6096759
uh im not sure what to say im really bad st talking im really really sorry idk what im doing i don't usually post in these threads i didn't think i would get so much anxiety ill go take a klonopin

>>6096761
I don't think so, just need to think positive. Things are pretty ok on my end.

>>6096765
same tb'h

>>6096752
can you pass on a message to cyba for me too

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>>6096760
this desu

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>>6096776

*repression intensives*

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>>6096760
Mhm.
>>6096768
Hey relax~ It's all good, we're just messing around for fun right now, no need to get anxious. Just tell me a little about yourself sweetie, you can do that can't you?

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The best thing which ever happened to transsexuals is the Taliban.

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>>6096788

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>>6096752
>tfw nobody even makes fun of you when youre not in the thread

>>6096760
girl love best love very true anon

>>6096788
obviously, we all agree completely

praise be

>>6096793
y-yes

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>>6096797
No.

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>>6096779
ow, what was that for?

>>6096794
you have a weird trip name tbhfam

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>>6096793
>tfw no tall crusader gf to dominate you and rip off your hijab
bad feel

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>>6096804
that isn't yume's fetish?

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WHY WONT THE SEXUAL HEALTH CLINIC RETURN OR ANSWER MY CALLS

ITS MAKING ME CRY

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>>6096810
yumes shorter than me senpai

>>6096813
How tall are you?

>>6096813
you could get her some stilts

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>>6096794

>tfw everyone makes fun of me all of the time

>>6096799

for bein' stupid!

y'alls short

>>6096814
5'8"

she makes me feel huge sometimes :(

>>6096815
it wouldnt be the same

>>6096818
because you can take it

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>>6096768
Come baccccccckkkkk I wanna comfort you it'll make both of us feel better

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>>6096818

O.K.

(it's "for bein' an idiot" by the way, i don't mean to nitpick but that meme means a lot to me)

>>6096824
DON'T SMOTHER HER

>>6096819
No I'm 6'5

;___;

>>6096818
>tfw everybody hates you except a few trips

>>6096820
she could get leg-lengthening surgery

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>>6096823

Because she's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
So we'll hunt her.
Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian.
A watchful protector.
A Big Slut.

>>6096826

sorry.

>>6096830

i don't think anyone really hates you.

>>6096824
ok im sorry i was scared

>>6096832
I know there's several anons that hate me and most people generally ignore me
>tfw just like real life

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>>6096828
sorry
i just wanna distract myself from my own pain by trying to help someone else's
making them feel better would make me feel better
>>6096833
ah, there you are
really dont be scared, im nice <3

>>6096801
i like my trip name, though i guess it is awkward to type

>>6096818
youre the hero we need

>>6096820
5'8 isnt huge, youre downright cis height.

>>6096832
apology accepted reluctantly

>>6096829
I stand corrected, I'm not even 6'2"

However I'm not in a position to care about my height anymore, so, im kinda ok with what I have. 6'1" master race!

>>6096832
I keked

>>6096836
im not scared of you its just talking to people in general
i feel kind of better now

>>6096830
most people are just indifferent, which is typical for trips that aren't super popular, and the anon trolls are dedicated and vicious but few in actual number

>>6096836
cute

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>>6096832
perfect execution

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>Boyfriend invited me to an event that his extended family will be at
>Tfw ugly tranny that doesn't pass
>Tfw don't want to mess this up
Fuuck

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>>6096843
why are you scared of talking?

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>>6096835
everyone has anons that hate them

one anon even alledgedly knows where I work and wants to kill me, I know two others that do but I actually know who they are

>>6096848
how do i get an anon to kill me?


asking for a friend

>>6096847
gender anxiety disorder desu

>>6096848
i hate how much i love you

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>>6096851
Did you mean general? :o But that must be hard, I'm sorry you've gotta deal with anxiety. I've actually been getting more anxious lately and I'm not sure why. For some reason I've been getting anxious before I have to go do anything. Even before doing yoga yesterday I got anxious. :/

>>6096856
You're a big guy.

>>6096857
for u

>>6096837
I know that, Im even shorter than my mom now

but it starts to get to you anyway when your girlfriend is 5'3

also Ive always just thought it was kinda unique but you wanted someone to make fun of you ._.

>>6096850
idk senpai

be autistic and accidentally say something that makes someone seriously hate you?? Im just as confused as you

>>6096854
<3

>tfw only last saw cute guy I like 12 hours ago
>tfw can't stop thinking about how much I need to be with him right now with his arms wrapped around me again and my head nestled under his chin against his chest smelling the scent of his hair giving me scritches and telling me it's all okay as I fall asleep
>tfw may very well be infatuated with him
>tfw can feel myself growing more clingy because of HRT
great, because another self-destructive personality flaw is totally what I needed...

>>6096855
oh yeah lol
i guess I type gender a lot

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>>6096861
yeah I have mistyped a few words today
like instead of hell i typed jelly

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>>6096835

you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

>>6096838

good.

>>6096840
>>6096845
>>6096856

thank.

>>6096856
have a sad cum bb

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>>6096856
>not quoting the best batman movie of all time

>>6096860
Please don't clingy, took me months to get my girlfriend to stop being so damned clingy.

>>6096864
>you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
that's like 95% of my mental processes. that and blaming myself for people leaving me

>>6096864
angelina jolie is a hon look at that fucking jaw

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>>6096869

>>6096873
yeah but look at yours

>>6096873
*unsheaths katana*

come again?

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>>6096872

you probably shouldn't do that, either.

>>6096873

i love it. then again i've posted here several times about how i wanted a jaw implant, so.

>>6096859
i get that feel, i dated one girl who was only 5'1 and im even taller than you are.

it was just a prank. thanks though

>>6096878
it's all I really know senpai. all people do is leave me desu.

>>6096877
*takes out ninja star and throws it at you, skimming the top of your head and cutting a single strand of your hair*

i think you heard me just fine, bub.

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>>6096875
>tfw you get rewarded with headpats for extremely low tier trolling

>>6096880
I just want to be cuddled by someone bigger than me :(

like adri, shes a qt

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i just spent 20 grand on a piece of metal

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>>6096888

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>>6096887
>bub

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>>6096889
Hey is it the ancient weapon seller?

does it give you a working vagina?

>>6096888
i know one bigger girl whos visiting the area soon. and plenty of girls are taller than 5'8, youre a trannylet, hate to be the one to say it. i dont even think ive ever been hugged by somebody taller than me, but i am little spoon every now and again. cuddles in general are really nice

>>6096894
Only a magical genie can do that

>>6096893
oh so you remember me! hi babe whats up

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>>6096891
>~<

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>tfw my life is just getting progressively worse and worse
fug

>>6096902
that's kinda how it is for all trans isn't it?

>>6096904
My life has just gotten better and better tbdesu.

oh my god im so fucked up

i drank 70% of a 200ml bottle of bacardi white yesterday in about 2 hours and i dont drink regularly at all
didnt think it was doing shit then it crept up on and destroyed me

tfw still feel like u gotta puke evne though your stomach is evacuated

>>6096901
>tfw you arent 195cm

>>6096889
Wow really? You coulda got me srs

>>6096901
i REALLY want an amazon gf
im shorter than the faggots in most of those amazon porn videos anyways, i'm the perfect candidate to be milked

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>>6096897
Who else would be able to do that? How are things going? Get anything cool or go on any adventures?
>>6096899

>>6096902
Kiwi please no

>>6096905
That's different than the majority of what I hear from trans people. Glad to hear things are going well though.

>>6096910
I'm only 170cm so I have loads of choices with the taller girlfriend fetish, feels good.

>>6096901
>not whenwilltheylearn.jpg
are you even trying jeez

>>6096911
mmmmmm

yay