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>hot guys edition

Let's join hands, be friends, and post your hottest guys.


▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV (embed)
▶Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968

old >>6075771
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back on boys again maddie?
o-or are they back on you ._.
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first for girls are hotter
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NO BULLYING KAYLA ALLOWED
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>ywn have a bf
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>>6076820

i cant talk to u
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threadly reminder that kayla likes to lie a lot
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>>6076914
one is gonna be on me tonight hopefully >.<;; i have to go get ready actually and clean a little.
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>>6076923
please stop
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>>6076923
if your inner boner for me got any harder you would have internal bleeding.
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The first woman (besides lilith), Eve, was created from Adam, the first man, as a part of his side. In this way, the first woman ever created was made from a man. Aren't we trans girls really poetic then, in that we too are women made from men, just like the first woman ever?
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>>6076922
kek

>>6076923
double kek
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reminder that bf/gf are temporary but loneliness is forever
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>>6076919
>implying kayla isn't the biggest troll
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>>6076923
couldn't you leave it in the last thread?

>>6076925
l-lewd
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>>6076914
Fuck that guy is a qt3.14 :3 I want him to make love to me
>All dat body hair
Yes pls.
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>>6076923
can you not?
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>>6076914
ur not sheen
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this is a hot guy
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I don't think I've ever believed in global warming/change in planet's climate than I do now. Few days ago here it was 25C with sun beating down on a cloudless sky; it was literally summer conditions in late April. Today, it's 3C, a 22C drop across two days, and fucking snow and negative temperatures are forecast for tomorrow.

This shit is cray cray.
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>>6076930
/me kisses u
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>>6076929
sorry but unlike you I don't get boners
>>6076927
now I'll stop
till kayla lies the next time
so probably 2 minutes
>>6076939
see above
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>>6076932
Nothingness is eternal~
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>>6076939
>those hips
>that waist
>that feminine face
>that perfect figure

I-I'll go cry in a corner.
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>guys
baka desu senpai
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>>6076955
>Not liking boys
What are you, gay?
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>>6076949
>sorry but unlike you I don't get boners
What's wrong with getting boners? They just means you're sexually aroused. Real girls get aroused too and their bodies react and since we're stick with a pipe down there that's our reaction.
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I love men!!!
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>>6076716
wait what
I've never worn suspenders
pic related is me

>>6076930
>tfw we're all the purest of ladies :^)
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>>6076911
but i just want to be normal desu

I'm never going to come out or transition anyway because I don't have the money to fix the problems that REALLY make me unhappy.

HRT gave me a big ego boost and made me feel great about how I looked, but now it's just like a constant ongoing battle to hide my boobs and dodge intimacy without hurting anyone. Even lately, like 11 months into HRT, i've just started having shitty emotional swings, now i have to try not to cry over shit when i get overwhelmed.

i dont know if it can even be worth it anymore. I gave it a shot at changing my appearance to make myself happier but it just didnt do enough to be worth it, and its not socially acceptable for me to do any more and i just dont have the balls to do it anyway.

I just think i want out now, I gave it a shot and it didnt work out so i might as well just quit while i can still be a normal boy and maybe find some semblance of happiness with life.
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>>6076949
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>>6076949
why are you being such a bitch
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>>6076944
I feel like it's more in the cute boy spectrum
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>>6076914
Saved this one for a special occasion.

>>6076919
Let's just skip the bullying altogether. Specific posters will have to request their bullying.
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>>6076960
Am I AGP scum if I really really like femguys? Like guys with super feminine face but masculine, if thin, bodies?

Something like pic related is super hot.
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>>6076960
yes :3
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>>6076969
please bully me mtfg!!
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>>6076945
It's an obvious meme, they call it "climate change" now instead of "global warming" because it encompasses every natural disaster and harmful weather phenomena that will ever happen, and justifies taxing you for it. Well what tax does the government pay then, for all the paper and electricity they waste on their endless ramblings? What tax does the government pay for all of the heavy machinery, ships and vehicles that they use to support the troops? What tax does the government pay for their illegal NSA surveillance systems which constitute war-justifying crimes against the American People?
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>>6076945
Well done on being on the right side of history, but local conditions are not reflective of the global trend. This kind of fallacious thinking is the same perspective that leads Republicans to go "huh where's your global warming now?" every time it snows in New York.
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>>6076942
yes I am
I noticed that there was like a couple posts by my old trip so its no doubt that you don't think its me
but here look, a picture of me reading my own post
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Who else rly rly likes body hair on guys? :3 I like body hair everywhere except the butt, butt hair is gross.
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>>6076903
Hot guys, you say? Pic related is pretty much the only way a guy could look hot to me...
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>>6076949
>le "women have to be sexless droids to be valid" meme
you don't have to be misogynistic to roleplay being a guy, lilly
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>>6076961
never said anything was wrong with boners
just that I don't get them
now excuse me
I'm aroused enough to pretend to be a snail
>>6076966
my sides
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>>6076981
I prefer cute hairless guys and hairy boyish ciswomen
what does that say about me?
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>>6076979
>Well done on being on the right side of history
Can you please not? The only douchier phrase than that possible is ]CURRENT YEAR}. I'm liberal, obviously, I believe in LGBT rights and women's rights and the whole thing but every time I hear/see liberal say that I just want to shove them in a cannon and eject them from this planet.
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kayla literally has a double digit iq

no even kidding

no joke

100% serious
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>>6076946
O///O

*heart stops*
>>6076963
yupppers!
>>6076976
*dumps a bucket of water on ur head*
Pets don't get warm showers!
>>6076983
Thank you, Robin, for not being a silly dummy
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>>6076983
lmao where did you get that from ?
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>>6076980
sheen where are you i want to hug you
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>>6076993
i love cold showers!
cold is good for the skin!!
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>>6076991
I hope somebody pours tabasco in your diapers
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>>6076991
Well, statistically speaking, half of all people do. Bit scary when you think about it.
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say hi if ur titties hurt
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>>6076949
>lilly has naked pictures of me
literally rape
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>>6076903
I love hot guys desu
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lets the leave the drama behind and post hot guys plz
thx
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>>6077007
Half the children in America today are below-national-average in their test scores! Please, America, support my new "fuck the teachers" bill, for the children of America's future!!!
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>>6077013
hi
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>>6077014
everybody on 4chan has them
forgot about
https://fgts.jp/b/thread/653560363/#653564446 ?
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>tfw no will bf
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>>6077014
Sorry you posted your pornography on the intenet
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>>6077014
thats you?
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>>6077015
Ren is a girl trapped in a twink's body.
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>have to write about a live performance of Grease that i watched on youtube
>it was fucking awful in the way that makes it immediately forgettable and i don't want to spend another 2 hours pretending to even enjoy the plot of Grease
>>6077013
i'm good senpai
>>6077016
hot guys?
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>>6076903
What about hot guys who are shit at there job?
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>>6077013
hi
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>>6077003
kEK
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this is a hot guy!
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>>6077013
hilo
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>>6077019
Lilly is it really any wonder Kayla doesn't get any better when people like you are doing this to her?
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>>6077025
duh

>>6077024
and i'm sorry about your acne

>>6077019
you're a creep
you may not have a penis but you are just a man
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>>6077017
>Half of children are below the national average

If this was intentionally supposed to be funny, bravo. If it wasn't, we have a lot of work to do.
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>>6077013
Hello Hello Hello
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nth for tfw u have a migraine
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Can everyone agree to stop fighting now? Please? Everyone's said enough already, there's no need for any more of this today.
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>>6077033
RED
what do you think of this???
>>>/y/2249945
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>>6077039
kayla doesn't want to get better. she enjoys this
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>>6077040
I got my spyro back and it was gone in a week, it wa dpretty touch and go there for a while though!
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>>6077039
How can you possibly look past the fact that Kayla is the hugest piece of shit on these threads to everyone else? I guarantee you there is something about your life that Kayla envies and hates you for. If she wasn't such a huge cunt to every other person who's ever come through here she wouldn't get the shit she does.
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>>6077028
yeah hot guys
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>>6077013
H-hi.

>>6077015
I should really start making a folder for this. But on some level, a beautiful man is something I want to keep as a mysterious gift - grace descended into our dirty little world. Being able to look at them any time I want would surely cheapen the experience.
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my farts smell like pastrami
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>>6077044
every day of my life senpai
>>6077054
that's the only pic i have on my laptop sorry
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>>6077018
>>6077028
>>6077031
>>6077035
>>6077043
>>6077055
same
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>>6077039
kayla never got better
people got born and died since she started this shit several years ago
>>6077040
>you are just a man
soo to put thing into perspective
I don't misgender you
you do

why again should I respect you ?
after all the times I tried to help you ?
after offering you hormones when you couldn't get any and you rejected by insulting me ?
why again should anybody respect you ?
someone who bites any hand offered to them
why ?
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>tfw can't say hi to anna

>>6076954
anon even among fictional elves shes like a bombshell

she makes even cis elves jelly probably

>tfw flat elf
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>>6077052
I only envy edgar because of the free university he gets because england actually cares about its citizens. That fucking shit eater is going to make more money than me just because he was given a better degree for free.
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>>6077060
wtf tho i said i'm good senpai
tiddies is nice
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>>6077052
to be fair angie was actually much worse than kayla will ever be.
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>>6077055
Clearly unlimited access to hot men like ren would be flying to close to the sun
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>>6077046
Let's just post cute guys instead of fighting.
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>>6077052
Yeah she has personality issues but I'm certain at least 75% of it is because of how she was brought up. Having been brought up in a home with similar kinds of abuse I know how it can affect your personality and your ability to drag yourself out of such a situation. It will take her years after moving out to rectify it but I don't think it's a core part of who she is.
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>>6076986
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>>6077061
>after all the times I tried to help you ?
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wait is all this hate because a few years back you were begging me in the tinychat to help you get a visa to come to the US and I said no?? If so then its even more hilarious.
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>>6077059
its ok, Ill post guys for you
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>>6077077
the fact that people believe hrt makes you look better is the real meme
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>>6077063
oh hey

>>6077069
nvm then
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>>6077061
Tbh I don't want you to get bullied either, I just want everyone to be at peace and no more fighting today ;-;
>>6077067
Don't bully Robin, Robin was sticking up for you. You're bullying now.
>>6077075
Exactly, you get it!
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>>6077067
>free university
>leaving uni in over £50,000 of loan debt plus 8% compound interest
>no housing benefit for 18-21s
>practically impossible to get neetbux
>implying the Tories care about most of their citizens
"no."
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>>6077077
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>>6077061
>oh she wake up pretty good
>she
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>>6077093
I thought uni in Europe was free?
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>>6077086
Well, it does make your skin and hair look better, also helps having curves where they should be. That's just potential, though. Wasted if you don't take the further needed steps to make it happen.
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>>6077093
British welfare only exists for non-Britons, like the fucking refugees and worse, the permanent migrants.
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>>6077094
>>6077086
HRT turned me into a handsome man with tits
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More cute guys
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>>6077082
but the only way you could make me happy that way is if somehow there existed photographic proof that Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Johnny Depp, and my best friend all had lunch or something dumb like that
... the list of men i find attractive off the top of my head is surprisingly small
i'm pretty sure i'm forgetting one or two
>>6077091
it's ok
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>>6077104
this is my favorite cute guy
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>>6077081
lmao what ?
care to provide evidence ?
cause all of your insults towards me after offering you hormones are still in the archive
and trust me I'd rather beg a hobo to get me visa than you
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>>6077100
oh you mean the refugees? they're here forever, you know they are. i'm leaving this country so i can get a doctor that will prescribe me HRT instead of prescribing that i be stoned to death
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>>6077109
>i'm leaving this country so i can get a doctor that will prescribe me HRT instead of prescribing that i be stoned to death
X3 I could've choked lel >w<
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>>6077108
Hate me or whatever I don't give a fuck about your pathetic vendetta, and to think I thought your accent was cute...
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>you will never gay Red
Why live?
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>>6076997
southwest of brisbane straya
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>>6077119
On the prowl for your next victim are we 'shannon'?
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>>6077112
but it's true, britain's best doctors are all in australia.
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>>6077115
no vendetta
simply pointing out that you insult people when they are trying to help you
and that you misgender people while demanding to be addressed as a woman
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>>6077082
>posting edits
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>>6077119
i think thats actually the farthest away from me you can get : (
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>>6077071
Awww anon <3
I'm glad you thought of me ^_^
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>>6077121
yes. thats right, I am the worlds biggest monster. you have caught me.

>>6077130
oh
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>>6077106
o-oh, nevermind ...

>>6077127
if it was it wasnt on purpose desu, but the one you posted looks more like an edit imo
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>>6077098
It used to be free in England until Blair introduced the country to Americanisation, and then later the Tories tripled the fees.
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>>6077137
sorry, i prefer the cute ones
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How do I fix my fugly eyebrows?
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>ywn lewd thor
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>>6077142
Marcel?
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>>6077142
shave them off and draw them on again like the cis slags do
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>>6077102
same
i looked way more feminine when i had testosterone flowing through my veins
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>>6077126
You have never tried to help me and have only tried to mock me and hurt me like 99% of the posters here. If anyone helped me I wouldn't be so fucked up right now but I am non passing so everyone thinks its funny to pick on me and me being so lonely I just take everyone's bullshit because its better than talking to my wall.
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>>6077142
>How do I fix my fugly eyebrows?
by doing them like I do
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>>6077152
actually i recall lilly offering you hormones on several occasions and you refusing them

also offering you advice
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>>6077143
chris hemsworth is fucking hot

as is chris evans

t-ty based marvel
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>>6077153
hitler is posting on mtfg now too?

REEEEE
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>>6077143
ELANNA. I THOUGHT WE DISCUSSED THIS ;-;
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>>6077156
Its illegal to just send each other medications.
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>>6077167
only to school tranny messes on how to do their brows
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>>6077170
Like that ever stopped anyone.
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>>6076921
thats cause you fucked up getting the liquor Mclovin, now none of us are going to get laid
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>>6077150
no way i looked way more masculine injecting testosterone but in a harsh ugly way, HRT made me into a real handsome man
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>>6077153
>>6077171
there have been so many hitlers here.
which one are you?
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>>6077170
thats how I got on hrt tbqh,
it even made it through customs.
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>>6077162
Y-yeah.
I want him to use his hammer on me o////o

>>6077169
We did. Plans still on for Chris hemsworth kidnapping?
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>>6077177
Bitch, I'm THE Hitler
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>>6077183
c-can I come too?
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>>6077185
nope, the original is sitting next to me.
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>>6077183
Of course. We must need the right time. When we get him do we both get him at the same time or separate?
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>>6077152
I too have tried to help you but all you did was yell how unpassing I was and how everything I said was wrong. =\ I'm glad you're finally trying to change but you can't ignore what happened.
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>>6077190
oh shit
>>
whats a word for something that's slightly less than adequate?
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>>6077199
Autistic
>>
>>6077199
inferior
like me
>>
So my dysphoria returned :(
>>6076903
>hot guys
>posts a masculine guy
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>>6077192
same time, look at those muscles, do you think we could take him?

>>6077188
Yes! We'll need all the help we can get to restrain him ;_;

>>6077199
Fair
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>>6077199
trans
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>>6077194
dont use the lords name in vain
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>>6077203
I love you Kayla, don't talk bad about yourself okay? You're not inferior. *gibs hug*
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>>6077193
I only said that to you because I envied how insanely lucky you were to go full time. You don't know how it feels to be forced to live as a man all the time, its made me a bad person but I doubt any of you would know how being a man every second makes one insane.
>>
>>6077201
>>6077208
ha
>>6077203
too strong
>>6077207
fair is adequate though
>>
>>6077207
I think we could with the right tranquilizers. We'd have to wait until he woke up. I want to hear his lewd noises
>>
tfw you really want some sort of sexual gratification but bdd is a severe issue and any form of masturbation makes me uncomfortable / start to tear up
WHY DO I FEELERS THIS
>>
>>6077183
>>6077188
>>6077207
you have my axe etc
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>>6077219
You need a guy (or girl?) to make you feel good so that the guilt is taken off of you. If they treat you like the girl that you are, it should work properly ^.^
>>
>>6077214
I've never heard fair used to imply something is adequate, usually I've seen this scale
1/5 - unacceptable
2/5 - fair
3/5 - acceptable
4/5 - excellent
5/5 - outstanding
>>
>>6077220
I miss surfing

>>6077214
>too strong
sub par
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>>6077183
>tfw thor will never shoot his lightning into you
>ywn be just coated and dripping with his godly seed
>he will never say some corny norse thing as his sperm electrocutes through you from the inside out
>ywn lie against his wide rock hard chest feeling numb and tingly and wet and have your hair draped over his sweaty chest with static electricity
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>>6077183
>not frank
Your taste disgusts me
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>>6077203
LOL

>>6077204
fuck off transbian/straight man
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>>6077224
the ratification comes with pleasing someone.
i just love to see others receive pleasure and giving it.
Im kinda cuck like in a way
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>>6077173
HEY, FUCK YOU. WILL IS A CUTE.
>tfw no will bf
>>6077230
>ywn stalk joji
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>>6077207
I had this weird dream after our conversation some threads ago when I went to sleep. I was the goddess of chivalry and knights who want my blessing would have to go through arbitrarily difficult challenges reaching me because Im being all hard to get so I reside up some monster infested mountain or some shit. The ones who dont die get to have a dance with me, a ceremony for the blessing. Then the bold ones would try to chase me around for sexytime but im divinely swift so I just evade and run around teasing em until they're exhausted and leave.
>>
>>6077226
hmm
i guess i usually place adequate below acceptable in my head
>>6077227
i got it don't worry about it
thank you though
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>>6077213
>it's me me me you have to pay attention to!
kayla pls
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>>6077232
wtf?
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>>6077185
Gaygen Hitler?
Do you like girls? Can you fuck me?
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>>6077230
>implying he is masculine
he has to keep a beard going or he would look like an anime girl
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>>6077234
Oh. Uhm, well do that then! Give pleasure to a nice guy or girl or whatever, treat them right so they do the same for you <3
>>
>>6077240
if you don't like hot men then you can fuck off buddy
>>
>>6077219
Because life is pain and transgirls aren't meant to be happy
>>
>>6077213
It wasn't just luck though. It was a lot of effort, really and truly. The first few months sucked, I got clocked going out a few times and it made me feel really shit, but I kept working on my voice, working on my mannerisms, and working on my appearance and now I'm to this point. Like I've said to you before, it's not going to be 100% perfect the first try, but even though it will suck, it will suck less than being stuck a man.
>>
>>6077238
sub par literally means below average, have you ever wrote an essay? jesus
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>>6077242
kayla you are delusional as usual

franku is p masc
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>>6077245
I like hot guys, but feminine guys not masculine guys.
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>>6077250
kayla can i have your skype i want to be friends
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>>6077199
>>6077201
its true
>>
add my skype if you wanna talk to me
i might disappear for a bit again
isla.charlie
>>6077244
nobody to do that to
most local people that i am attracted to hate trannies.
ill just read shotacon doujinshi.
>>6077246
ahh, fair enough.
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>>6077252
some hrt and you are looking at the next bailey jay
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>>6077255
great taste from one of the best trips
>>
>tfw you will never look as good as this
>>6076754
>>6076869
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>>6077262
but if u disappear then how will we talk to u
>>
>>6077250
i typically write as few essays as possible, i am not a very good writer
but the problem wasn't that i disagreed with subpar but that i moved on
>>6077255
based carol <3
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>>6077229
G-gem don't make me think lewd stuff like this when I have to dilate later. ;____;

>>6077215
Unfff o.o;

>>6077220
Thanks shan, saved to my hot guys folder :3

>>6077237
Oooh, were you cute? :3

>>6077230
A franku is fine too
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>>6077237
I wonder what this dream could mean...
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>>6077235
Iktf

>>6077242
Franku is a masculine stud
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>>6077257
Sorry
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>>6077255
>feminine guys
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>>6077248
effort is a buzz word, its all luck pure and simple
some people can go full time like you and most others, and some people can't go full time like me and some others
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>>6077271
Do you know of a way to get close to tranq him?
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>>6077266
ur being sarcastic aren't u
>>6077276
b-but they're cuter and probably smell better
>>
>>6077277
Can I add you on Skype kayla
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>>6077152
I did and some people still remember it
stop lying for once
>>
>>6077280
no im not carol ily <3
>>
>>6077250
People tend to get mixed up because golfers use the word par in a totally ass backwards fashion.
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>>6077199
meh

>>6077207
Great! I'll bring the rope
>>
>>6077257
Ily gemmy <3 Don't worry about it, we all like you here ^.^
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>>6077281
fuck off chaser bro
this isn't your private dickgirl farm
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>>6077274
tbqh franku is one of the few non dweeby dudes i have a crush on....
>>
>>6077091
Hey
Can you find a girl to knock me up?
I wanna be pregnant
Right now
>>6077291
That's a Great pic of Chris
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>>6077294
That actually sounds pretty funny, a tranny ranch.
>>
>>6077296
pleb do you like girls or guys more
>>
>>6077288
You do you insist on repeatedly subjecting this thread to your disgusting fat diseased face?
>>
alright fuck Grease and fuck that assignment
i'm done
>>
>>6077281
I don't have a skype or an email or anything like that. Last time I tried skype I had maddie brag to me personally and I deleted everyone.

>>6077283
Your offer wasn't real though. All you wanted was my address to dox me.
>>
>>6077302
why are there so many people like this
what the fuck is wrong with you that you would post that
>>
>>6077288
Why are you posting your families children on 4chan you fucking idiot?
>>
>>6077304
fight the patriarchy

go (u)
>>
>>6077305
kayla can you get a po box so we can be pen pals
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>>6077241
>Gaygen Hitler?
Yes
also
>implying you're a girl
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>>6077298
most pics are ..
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>>6077305
ahh
from
>you never did
to
>you did but it must've been a ruse
even if we assume that I didn't want to help you back then
how about all the advice I gave you
which you constantly just threw back at me to insult me ?
>>
>>6077305
Is there any place. I just want to be your friend. And I'm a tranny too.

Because I see a lot of traits in myself in you.

If anything I'll make you feel better because I am hideous looking.
>>
>>6077309
you're right, I forgot they were there
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>>6077319
I hope your brother finds out and beats you to death for it.
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>>6077324
me too
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>>6077318
naw, I only use mtfg

>>6077317
you never gave me advice, you were hostile to me from the moment you came in here
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>>6077326
Ok. Just know that I am rooting for you!
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>>6077301
i dunno tbqh. i'm p neutral, it's more of the sorta like vibe?
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>>6077271
>Oooh, were you cute? :3
Gorgeous, naturally.
>>6077273
I once had a dream about something that occured earlier in the day, simple mind simple dreams, simple explanation, latest occurence carries over into dreams, no mystery here.
>>
>>6077329
whats the positivity of one person mean when the whole world is against me?
>>
>>6077317
>>6077326
so is this going to resolve with you two having a good old fashioned hate fucking?
>>
>tfw u ate all ur ice cream 6 hours ago, its time for a midnight snack and all u have is belgian sugar waffles like the pleb u are

life is cruel im fat, reducing my estrogen dose didn't make me binge eat or cry any less and you're all gay

upside: losing toes to diabetes is a surefire way to drop shoe sizes
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>>6077333
Hormones when? I want to see cute cartman

>>6077278
Use sneak, apply tranq, profit. I know how to tie knots :D
>>
>>6077340
I would honestly love to cave your face in
>>
>>6077340
stop eating you silly sally, challenge yourself to put up with hunger.
>>
>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla

>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla

>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla

>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla

>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla

>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla

>>6077335

reply to this post if you're rooting for kayla.
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>>6077341
>>6077333
is it time senpaitachi?
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>>6077345
I'm rooting for everybody because I love everybody, so I guess that includes Kayla. Go Kayla~
>>
>>6077341
Awesome. I'll sneak up and tranq. You tie him up. Are we waiting to strip him down or doing it before we carry him?
>>
>>6077345
I genuinely do
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>>6077326
its p easy to make like a discord or something senpai
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>>6077314
I'm cis.
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>>6077345
>>6077349
Seconding
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>>6077345
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>>6077343
you couldn't cave a cave in you fucken twiggy armed weakling
>>
>>6077335
It's not just one person, even if it's hard to admit. The world sucks when you look at it with blue colored glasses, I know, been there before. If you find a way to switch to a more positive attitude, you'll find people will like and respect you a lot more. Easier said than done, but where there's a will, there's a way. I found out my will was better employed trying to make my life a bit better than destroying myself.
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>>6077341
>Hormones when?
I got 99 problems but my dick aint one.
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son.
>>
i really really really really really want a copy of testamentary formalities by zimmerman, reid and waal

why are textbooks so fucking expensive??? i'm so upset about this. i want to go and steal it from a library or something.
>>
>>6077356
post pics, babe
>>
>>6077345
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>>6077362
One step at a time. You can decide on SRS after some time on hormones.
>>
>>6077363
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/
Try here senpai? I hope it works well for you >~>
>>
Ugh, why can't i just transition already? :(
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>>6077349
this tbqh
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>>6077345
Every time nice Kayla comes out I hope that it will be the time that it sticks. Every time it doesn't, I'm disappointed.

>>6077350
Let's wait, I don't want him to wake up wondering if he's been raped ;_;

>>6077362
You can be non-op too :)
>>
>>6077361
I don't know how I can ever fix my attitude. I go in for actual therapy tomorrow and the appointment could not come fast enough.
>>
>>6077360
Square go you fucking mug
>>
>>6077363
>why are textbooks so fucking expensive???
Because they have a small, captive audience. It's pure gouging, which is why you shouldn't have any scruples about xeroxing it.
>>
>>6077370
WOWWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

ANON IT TOOK LITERALLY 5 SECONDS

THANK YOU SO MUCH

HOLY FUCK
>>
>>6077363
never buy textbooks from a university

use amazon or so ething
>>
>>6077384
*headpats* :3
yw anon
>>
>>6077380
You never know. Serendipity happens. Just don't give up.
>>
>>6077345
yes, but like. I wish I hadn't ruined any good will anyone had for me.
>>
>>6077374
Ok. Can I keep his shirt when we're done?
>>
>>6077381
are u startin something m8, i will fuck you up, knobbly man knee in ur soft doughboy gut
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>>6077314
>implying you're a girl
SAVAGE
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>>6077391
I have good will for literally everyone in these threads, from bully anons to argumentative trips. That includes you <3
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>>6077388
!!! im gonna get to teach myself about testamentary formalities now and im so happy! you're the best, anon!!
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>>6077391
Ill never stop liking you sheen.

>>6077397
d-does that include me?
>>
am i a gay man
>>
>>6077326
>you never gave me advice
except on
>voice
>manners
>therapy
>srs
>clothes
>makeup
yeah besides those I never gave you advice
>>
>>6077402
the fact you're even in this general means probably not t b h ;~:
>>
>>6077404
stop
>>
pat my head pat my head

give me headpats :3
>>
>>6077408
nah
fed up with this dick misgendering people
>>
>>6077385
Sometimes they made the books with course specific assess codes so I had to buy the book [cries]

>>6077390
yeah if maybe I got a long lost uncle to give me a million dollars
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>>6077409
*headpats*
>>
>>6077345
<3 for Kayla

>>6077335
Because one good friend can be stronger than the rest of the world. I want to see you succeed.
>>
>>6077404
>>voice

can i get some of that advice?
>>
>>6077411
really stop
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>>6077409
>>
>>6077414
:3
>>6077411
Wasn't it Kayla that said if someone wasnt naturally feminine then they werent a woman?
>>
>>6077411
you misgender her like constantly, okay so you tried to help her like once two years ago and that gives you the right to treat her like absolute shit ever since?
>>
i'm like
nominally ready for tomorrow
i'll go home and go to bed
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>>6077400
>tfw ywn have qt nazi uniforms
Y lyfe

>>6077393
Sure :3
>>
when are kayla and lily going to fuck
>>
>>6077345
I'm rooting for everyone here. Except for birdy
>>
>>6077417
sure
in short :
go up to falcetto
practice
once you can speak in falcetto recite the alphabet
go down a bit each letter
at one letter you'll hear your voice kinda crack
practice this letter
finetune on the go while outside or on phone
>>6077423
point it out pls
cause I got plenty of examples just in the last 2 threads of her doing it
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>>6077409
*headpats you*
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>mfw eating everything in sight with my boobs feeling swollen every time i wake up

what's up with that?
>>
>>6077431
>cause I got plenty of examples just in the last 2 threads of her doing it

To who?
>>
>>6077428
we're all waiting for it
>>
>>6077427
I only want it because it'll smell like him. We can split it when we're done though.
>>
Requesting that one pic of the Brazilian femboys or whatever with attached tranny thing.
>>
>>6077404
oh yeah really meaningful voice tips https://clyp.it/ewlifhn0
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>>6077427
>nazi uniforms
>not proud red army partisan girl fighting for the motherland
>>
>>6077399
You're the best too, anon! ^.^
>>6077400
Of course! <3
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hehe
>you're a witch shannon
my three year old nephew

>>6077437
y-you and faye didn't kiss while holding hands without first wearing protection r-right?
I mean, this is how girls get themselves pregnant is all.
>>
>>6077444
You are retarded
>>
>>6077444
what was the last bit there after out
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>>6077445
>not valiantly joining the IRA to unify your fatherland
>>
>>6077431
>sure
>in short :
>go up to falcetto
>practice
>once you can speak in falcetto recite the alphabet
>go down a bit each letter
>at one letter you'll hear your voice kinda crack
>practice this letter
>finetune on the go while outside or on phone

kayla was right, this advice fucking blows
>>
>>6077452
auf Wiedersehen
>>
>>6077448

w-we didn't wear protection...
>>
>>6077457
kayla will u teach me german
>>
>>6077427
why live ;_;

>>6077445
u and me irl

>>6077446
I love you
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>>6077445
As much as I would like to be partisan and pick the sides of the reds, the Nazis knew how to make some cool looking uniforms.
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>>6077437
o.o
>>
>>6077462
I don't know it, I only know what my oma said
>>
>>6077461
I..have something we need to talk about... Also do you have favorite girl names... For a friend
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>>6077465

faye i think you should post your butt again
>>
>>6077366
>post pics
>on 4chan
Lol I'm not a retard
You can email me at [email protected]
If you want
>>
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Well that was fucking weird
I was walking out of the cafe where I was doing my work, dressed as I normally do in cargo shorts, a t shirt, and a light summer jacket, and I walk past some people waiting to be seated at the restaurant next door and I overhear a mid 20s woman say to her friend, with more than a little disdain and disgust, "that's... a boy"
I just kept walking but what the fuck
>>
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>>6077461
D:
I warned faye about this
I think I warned you about it too
>>
>>6077473
Aww ;~~; are u okay?
>>
>>6077455
cool
I mean
what do I know
I mean I'm just fulltime for 3 years and pretty much stealth
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>>6077454
>tfw
I remember a friend using that exact pic to explain "Armalite and Ballot".

>>6077464
I mean, the uniforms weren't the most flattering on girls. But soviet naval infantrymen were hot af.

>>6077463
>tfw the crops were for closet degeneracy
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>>6077463
O-oh well, at least I own a ushanka ;~;
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despite my cool online persona im quite a spaz irl and there is a man coming to fuck me in an hour and i don't know how to act appropriately in this situation @___@ is there going to be small talk? or a business-like discussion of the upcoming sex? agggggh having autism sucks
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>>6077463
>I love you
O////O
Y-you too!
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>>6077471
I don't really care that much t b h
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>>6077484
force fem him
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>>6077484
>im quite a spaz irl
Dont forget immoral asshole.
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>>6077484
Just show him your butt
>>6077463
>tfw Sophie doesn't love you
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>>6077484
It's fine, you're a girl so it's cute :3
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>>6077469

w...well i have some favorites, yeah....w....what do we need to talk about...?

>>6077476

i never had sex education growing up, i blame the government ;-;

>>6077484

it'll likely be awkward until one of you makes a move.
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>>6077484

Put spiro in his food!!!
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>>6077487
are you the gender fuck asian boy/girl?
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>>6077495
>i never had sex education growing up, i blame the government ;-;
this is all you need to know!
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>>6077464
>>6077483
this is now a uniform thread

>>6077485
<3 <3 <3

>>6077493
I love u as well I bet
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>>6077478
On one hand I'm terribly insulted but there can only be that disgusted revelation if it wasn't immediately apparent
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>>6077502
>this is now a uniform thread
I been ITT 99% for this reason, youre the hero this thread needs Phienchen.
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>>6077503
Ignore ppl like that ;~~;
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>>6077455
share yours pls if it's better
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>>6077497
no
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help me i cant deal with not having a gf it hurts so much im so lonely what should I do
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>>6077429
what the heck did I do
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What kind of guy makes your panties wet /mtfg/?
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>>6077484
>i don't know how to act appropriately in this situation
https://clyp.it/oywccu0r
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>>6077487
Oh
Yeah
Me neither
Hmu if you need a sexy bottom tho
>>6077484
GL
>>6077497
Hitler is a white dude
He's hot
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>>6077514
But it means I half passed
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Have you seen these at ulta for $6, it's seriously like "how to have girl skin on your face" for people raised as a filthy male like me
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>>6077536
fucking crazy, I use all that stuff lol but i get the big bottles
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>>607752
kayla ily
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>>6077345
im not rooting for kayla
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>>6077497
she's a cis lesbian grill and a gaygen's fag hag tbqh
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>>6077523
Be a chaser t b h
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>>6077502
Uniform thred? :D

>>6077482
Those remind me a lot of navy uniforms for some reason..
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>>6077534
my mum once thought some random cis woman was trans because she had a slight adam's apple

sometimes its a fluke
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>>6077525
One's who look like this
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>>6077484
just grab his crotch
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>>6077523
Hi Birdy~
>>6077525
I'm... not entirely sure to be honest. Maybe a cuteboy I could cuddle with?
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>>6077547
>is slavic
>posts some commie shit
can you get more stereotypical than this
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>>6077536

All that for $6?
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>>6077547
in that you would look like an anime girl
go get some vodka
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Hi
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>>6077558
kayla why do i love you so much
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>>6077508
oh gosh <3 <3 <3
you know you started this, right? with posting that one picture @me

>>6077547
tfw no nazi uniforms irl
I bet Id just get arrested anyway.
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>>6077525
See>>6077316
>>6077291
>>6077220

>>6077519
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>>6077545
>Not liking Birdy
reeeeeee
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>>6077562
maybe you are as bipolar as me?
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>>6077563
>can get arrested for wearing clothes
How can you abide such a repressive society?
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>>6077525
I ruined a few pairs fantasizing about birdie
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I got messaged by two cute older bears who wanna smoke and paddle me.
It just
feels too good to be true
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>>6077561
hey
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>it's the random creepy stalker obsessing over kayla episode
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>>6077519
Hey back off, I'm Mtfg's femboy boyfriend
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>>6077521
feel the feel.
>>6077525
these.
>>6076921
>>6077235
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>>6077547
I want that ;_;
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>>6077579

I thought you were the slutty mom
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>>6077563
>that one picture @me
Lol which one? Nice dump tho, im mopping up scaven in vermintide tho so im on and off here.
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>>6077579
i thought you were the alpha m-
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>>6077557
They have two different ones, and I think a box would last you a month desu, this is totally my new fav thing
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>>6077579
>ever since dating edie faye has let herself be seen in normal angles and not angles that are designed to make herself look more masculine
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>>6077579

gorgeous girlfriendo. :3

>>6077586

i'm the slutty mom.
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>>6077545
Am I a chaser if I love everyone regardless of who they are and what naughty bits they happen to have?
>>6077554
Hello anon friend
>>6077573
WHAT?!
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>>6077579
do you take your pics this way so we don't see how massive your forehead/brow bone is?
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>>6077547
The original soviet marines were literally rebellious sailors. The uniform became part of the mystique.

Also
>uniforms
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>>6077599

I think you're more like the eager little sister
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>>6077599
we all know that you are the woman in the relationship :^)
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>>6077579
Ur adorable :D
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>>6077600
post talons
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>>6077601
No I take pictures like that to put the focal point on my mouth so when Edie sees it she thinks and things
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>>6077588
this one
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>>6077593

Holy moly. And they're actually worthwhile? How long have you been using them?
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>>6077603

but i'm old

>>6077605

well she calls me daddy, so
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>>6077563
Germany has shit laws ;~;

>>6077556
But I'm not slavic ;_;

>>6077558
>tfw no vodka

>>6077585
Buy one :D
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>>6077549
No like
I'm not presenting female
I've dressed like a tomboy my entire life and never been gendered female
This is a victory, even if it is horribly insulting
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>>6077607
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>I was a dick again and everyone hates me again
I kinda blame mom for pouring all my nail polish remover down the drain earlier for killing my mood
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>>6077618
guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship
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>>6077413
oh god Iktf

fuck you anatomy that book was almost $200 and the access code DIDNT EVEN WORK
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>>6077613
I just did the whole box today and was like "wow my skin is soft, looks amazing, and smells like lightly perfumed goodness"

Cetaphil, olay regenirist and no.7 are like pretty great products I knew about, the others I thought were good
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>>6077625
take some fucking responsibility for yourself
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>>6077619
but its expensive ;~;
>>6077621
So its good :?
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>>6077619
theres actually a chance that if this came out I am pretty sure that I could be jailed for hatespeech, just by posting nazi girls. even on a trannyboard.

>>6077625
I dont hate you tho. but you conveniently ignore that everytime ;-;
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>>6077625
w-what why'd she do that??
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>>6077607
Speaking of talons, I just caught a nail on a door frame and it fucking hurts
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>>6077627
Yeah, glad I am done with school in one month, couldn't come fast enough.

>>6077630
Yeah, I did turn into a T monster again. Oh well, I am getting good at restarting from ground zero.
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>>6077637
Wow that sucks, I once got my toenail stuck in a wooden stair and it peeled riiiiight off the nailbed. It was horrible~
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>>6077628
cerave > cetaphil Tbh
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>Tfw burned the vegetables on my fried rice

I'll never be trutrans at this rate
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>pic related
wat do ?
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>>6077643
Cetaphil is just cheap everywhere and won't break you out, it's like the basic bitch of moisturizers
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>>6077636
Because she knows I can't paint my nails without having remover on hand to wipe it off quickly if someone comes over.
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>>6077628

Yeah, I use Cetaphil lotion every day and it's not bad. F.or $6 that seems like a pretty good deal
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>>6077646
use dildo
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>>6077646
i want a vagina too
this isn't fair
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>>6077625
fwiw
I don't hate you
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>>6077654
nah
more fun with fingers
>>6077656
one day you'll have one
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>>6077646
I want a vagina ;~~;
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>>6077651
... What's up with your mom, she seems to send a lot of mixed messages. She'll comfort you when you're crying but she'll drain your remover to keep you from painting your nails? That's kinda messed up senpai. Also, a trick you might want to try, you can repaint a fresh layer over your old layer, which will soften the old layer and then both can be wiped away with paper and water.
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Night Oryx
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>>6077626

>she cooks, cleans, has a shy demeanor and a beautiful feminine face
>kindhearted virgin, sexually inexperienced, loves being cuddled and handheld
>i'm aggressive, generally dominant, the jealous type
>i can't cook nearly as well as she can and i dominate her often
>call her my gorgeous glowing wife and call myself her satanic evil husband

i mean, yeah
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>>6077634
That right there is some horseshit. ;_;
Fuck censorship

>>6077602
Uniforms!
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>>6077662
I just have to give up ever trying to paint my nails. Its not like I can do my fingers ever anyway.
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>>6077662
like mother like daughter - they both get wild mood swings
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>>6077668
yes, its annoying af
>tfw cant do pic related
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>>6077651
O..oh no I can't remove my pretty pink nail polish... B..ut what if someone see's me?
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>>6077671
kayla have you ever considered taking a mood stabilizer? I'm not trolling you I'm completely serious. I think it could really help you.
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>>6077671
Gib address and I'll mail you some remover, fuck that.
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>>6077633
Well not entirely but I didn't expect anyone to think even briefly that I was a girl today because my skin is so sensitive I can only shave every other day and my face is gross rn
>>6077642
I didn't break it or anything but it got a sharp yank and hurts like a bitch
Pic related it's the top finger
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>>6077662
you realize it's kayla's version of mom, which is mostly fiction
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>>6077671
well you'll be moving out soon right?
then you'll be free to wear whatever you like at home
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>>6077677
actually it is greyish green
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>>6077665
And yet I still wear the pants
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>>6077682
i'm confused :?

also u look cute :O don't say ur face is gross
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>>6077668
>tfw you have a SVT stashed at a relative's place but no white coat or ushanka.
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>>6077688
OD green, faye should wear that color tbqh
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>>6077688
Oh that's olive draft , we paint humvees that color in the military, that should be ok with whoever comes
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its coming up to may and i have had literally 0 appointments with camhs in almost 5 months
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>>6077689

you wish you wore the pants!
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>>6077686
>then you'll be free to wear whatever you like at home
I doubt that, the roomie is an old man, that's why I am getting the room so cheap
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>>6077682
Still sounds/looks like it sucks, sorry :c Hope it heals soon!
>>6077679
I'm obliged to protest whenever anyone advocates for psychoactive drugs. Nobody should play fast and loose with their sanity by taking that kind of shit, especially if they don't know they'll be able to afford it forever.
>>6077683
no bully you silly anon
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>>6077698
Drab
>>6077697
Fuck yes I love it I'm buying it rn
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>>6077705
>I'm obliged to protest whenever anyone advocates for psychoactive drugs
loosen up, take some benzos
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>>6077708
>Fuck yes I love it I'm buying it rn
I hope you really do tho
>>
>>6077691
It's gross when it has stubble >~<
Laser or electrolysis is literally priority 1 for me
And of course it's confusing, it's an insulting remark with complementary implications
Oh my god this is what negging is
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>>6077704
>free to wear whatever you like
>the roomie is an old man
I don't see the relation
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>>6077708
so its an okay color? I only did my toes with it because fingers would be a death sentence
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>>6077714
>tfw have stubble right now

ugh i need to shave ;~;
>Oh my god this is what negging is

but im not neggin ;~~;
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>>6077703
Please you wore pants once and you were like, I'm such a lesbian now!

I haven't even put on a dress since I transitioned
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>>6077705
It's just a bruised fingertip
Ironically, I keep my nails long so that I don't hurt my fingertips
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>>6077725
>because fingers would be a death sentence
why
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>>6077728
yeah and we are all waiting the dress and makeup pic
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GENERAL FOR HONS ONLY (no passers and irish allowed)
>>6077722
>>6077722
>>
hoi guys

i rlly like milkshakes
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>>6077726
No no
The woman was unintentionally negging
Because she said it while I was still in earshot and it was meant as an insult but there's a gotcha to it
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>>6077728

it's not my fault that you were more concerned with being naked in bed with me than you were about being a good sissy!!
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>>6077731
because men are not allowed to have painted nails in public
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>>6077737
oh
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>>6077739
yeah they are, fuck the world.

also you're not a man
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>>6077712
NO IM NOT POISONING MYSELF
>>6077730
good luck healing k? don't downplay your injuries silly.
>>6077734
HI POOKIE
>>6077739
but you're a cute girl??
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>>6077739
post that one pic of you with pigtails pls
>>
>>6077748
>NO IM NOT POISONING MYSELF
jeez u got a pretty negative view of the world, you should take 1g of MDMA and 800ug of LSD at the same time and enjoy the beauty of it all
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>>6077739
my cis het brother used to wear nail polish all the time
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>>6077739
I knew a guy who painted his nails robin's egg blue
Not even a fag, just wanted blue nails
>>6077740
Yeah you didn't do anything wrong
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>>6077732
I don't think it'll ever happen desu
>>6077738
>having a ball of wet sissy clay to mold into your little debutant girlfriend
>passing up the opportunity
I guess I just need someone more authoritative to help make the real me come out
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goodnight everyone it's been like 30 hours and I cant keep myself up anymore Im sorry ily all <3
>>6077755
positively vulgar desu anon.
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why does everyone think i look like a mom ;_;
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>>6077758
>I don't think it'll ever happen desu
I hope that edie can convince you next time you meet up to wear her sluttiest dress
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>>6077739

stop being a man then

>>6077758

i already told you what's going to happen. be a good girl for me and make sure you're prepared for it all.
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>>6077676
;_;
Oh well at least you can post nazi girls

>>6077693
>tfw
I should seriously get some winter clothes that fit better with a ushanka.
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>>6077765
it's the only polite way to say you look 40+ and have given up on modern young fashion
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>>6077739

I wear painted nails even in the boy-est of boy mode and have never gotten negative attention for it. I live in a pretty non-confrontational social climate though.
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>>6077748
>don't downplay your injuries silly.
Literally my life though
>>6077756
Also my fashionable yet still masculine history teacher
Now that I think about it, he was really really cute but his wife died and he had a daughter so he's off limits
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>>6077756
hmm...

>>6077757
>just wanted blue nails
how is she... I mean how is he doing now?

>>6077743
>fuck the world.
and what, face being mocked?
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>>6077769
>ILikeWhereThisIsGoing
>>
new thread >>6077793
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>>6077780
He probably graduated high school and went to a different university than the one I'm at
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>>6077579
Cute nails
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