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mtfg (male to female general) : Ska edition

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Previous: >>6014081
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>tfw best possible genes for being a tranny
>still a tranny

cant win
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Are there sex toys that accurately simulate giving fellatio?
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>ywn stand on earth as the sun burns away the crust and swallows it whole
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Reminder that manbeasts named named Korra, Sheen, Robin, should consider taking testosterone injections instead for their health.
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>tfw boylust is 100% cured

today was a good day
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>>6015356
I 2nd this motion

gas the hons
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>>6015356
thats not really nice
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>>6015365

Having aids isnt nice.
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>>6015348
sick of this pizza meme im sick of pizza if i have to eat another fucking tranny meme pizza i WILL be on the news this is NOT A JOKE
>>6015355
tfw male privilege
>>6015356
how do i get the benefits of testosterone with none of the negatives?

estrogen is poison but it make u look pretty
testosterone is a wonder hormone but it make u ugly
>>6015361
tmi
>>6015353
yes desu
>>6015354
go to the store and buy some cough syrup and chug it down, thats just what u need man
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>>6015365
being a 6 foot 2 tranny is not really nice.
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>>6015350
Are you me?
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>>6015368
>>6015373
Don't bully red I'll fight you
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>>6015350
> Don't forget, your a tranny for life
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>>6015368
please stop catfishing people using my fb pictures, hips

also show the letter that is DEFINITE proof that says clearly i have aids if youre going to repeat that meme.
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>>6015351
Acceptance is good, and it sets you free. I hope that this headspace continues for you

>>6015356
Lainanon?

>>6015371
Details?
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>>6015376
reminder that hons disgrace transwomen everywhere and are why we cant have nice things
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>>6015356


Can we add Hips there for being a pitful person?
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>>6015350
>tfw amazing and supportive family and pretty good genes
>still a tranny

just end it
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>>6015353
I sucked off a warm banana once and that felt good t b h
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>>6015379
you'd just have to buy a dildo that has as real of a penis texture as possible, it'd be expensive. are u look for like precum to get leaked into ur mouth too, cus ur not gonna get that
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I'm back because I can't sleep.

Does anyone else feel like you aren't actually trans, and this might have just been a giant phase? I usually feel dysphoric but at this moment I feel nothing, like my life has normalised or something. I am having doubts famalam.
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>tfw found a trans artist shitting on Assigned Male, is "sexist", "racist" and all those "ist" tumblr people hate so much
>tfw too many people in my friends list like Assigned Male, even have the artist in my friend list, so can't like the page publicly
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hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
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>>6015390
Dysphoria comes and goes, but if it somehow goes for good congratulations
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Check for lumps folks. Breast cancer took another member of the family, they were a really shit person and probably best they're dead but sitll can strike when you least expect.

infact i'll check for you, just press your titty against the monitor
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lol, its on bbc, tonight at 8 pm.
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>>6015356
wow rude I'm just trying to live life maaaaan
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>>6015390
Well if its just a phase, its a phase i've been in since I was five, so I doubt it.
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>>6015392
hi carol did you turn 16 yet?
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>tfw no gf who pats my head and calls me a good girl
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>>6015392
hello! how have you been?
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>>6015390
Dysphoria is cyclical. That's very normal.

>>6015387
So soft tho ;~;

>>6015388
No precum and no throbbing isn't accurate enough ;_;
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>>6015371
>how do i get the benefits of testosterone with none of the negatives?

Let's find out.

take your pants off and bend over.
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>>6015397
shut the fuck up hairy nigger go watch cartoons in boxer shorts
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>>6015394
> lol implying I have tits
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>>6015397
>wow rude I'm just trying to live life maaaaan

As a hon?

Sure.
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>>6015400
I am :D still no hormones or anything yet though
>>6015403
not doing much
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>>6015356
You forgot to add rawr.
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>>6015390
Nope. I've been dysphoric since I was a preschooler. I've never had a single doubt in my mind that I was trans since I was in middle school, I just didn't do it because I was afraid of how my parents, peers, etc. would react and my prospective outcome (I only saw hons on Susan's back then).
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>>6015409
:<
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>>6015371
>estrogen is poison
Fug u don't talk shit about my bae
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>tfw no uterus

i want to be a mommy :(
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>>6015404
then no ur fucked
>>6015405
sick dude.. tfw no pussy for quick easy access quickies
>>6015401
tfw i do this for two people
sometimes i wish someone would do it to me
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>>6015411
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good lord kill it with flame
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>>6015408
wow anons are super rude today

>>6015411
well I won't look like this forever ya know? there's still years of hrt changes to go thru
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transition is a horrible process and its so limiting to options and freedoms in life.

i mean 'hey lets go camping!'
>imagine having 5 o'clock shadow (fuck you laser being shit)
>imagine plugging epilator into the car cigarette lighter to not look like an Italian/ape hybrid
>think about that mild state of discomfort you're meant to enjoy that is camping
>now while transitioning i get a panic attack and lay on my bed sobbing thinking about it
'sorry buddy i'll have to pass'

then i end up thinking 'i hate going out when the sun is real bright because it makes my makeup look shit and me look shit.' oh and when it's raining.' 'and windy.' and honestly like all i can do is sit in a fucking twilit climate controlled room otherwise i look like a bedraggled fucking crossdresser.

until this process is finished and i'm not like some kind of shitty half-made freak who can't do anything. at least when i was living as a dude i was physically just as useless but there wasn't the fear and constant upkeep.

why can't i just be transitioned already so i can get on with living my life
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>>6015390
spartan here.

in good mood. I accept I need to be a girl.
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>>6015411
>i'll pass for a girl one day!! i swear!!.
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>>6015426
>wow anons are super rude today

welcome to 4chan faggot if you don't like it make an account on susans
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>>6015423
u can still be a mommy ;- )
how do u feel about being a mommy to a over-18 transgirl? think about it
>>6015431
this
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>>6015429
that's not a pic of me lol

>>6015431
whats susans?
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>>6015423
This, but at the same time, I hate children so fucking much I'm glad I'm sterile sometimes.
I know "it's different when it's yours :^)" and I'm pretty sure it holds true actually. But fuck will I still hate the other kids around mine and I'll want to go full zyklon on them
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>>6015421
ROFL
is that u
>>6015424
-pat pat-
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>>6015412
mods
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>>6015426
thats actually you in that pic?
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>>6015437
You think the janitors ever come to /lgbt/? We in the jungle baby, your gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>6015308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFWF1DnZKM

THE SMELL OF PISS IS SO STRONG IT SMELLS LIKE DECENT BACON
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>>6015411
Wait this is current day korra? It really isnt going to get better for you. Mones arent magic.
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>>6015433
susans.org

its a place where u can put an "F" next to your chosen username and upload a rad avatar. its a very loving community! everyone is so nice to eachother. you should go there! youd fit right in with all the sexy ladies there.
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>>6015423
I want to be a mommy too.
I'd like to help a child learn and nurture them!
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I see its the hon posters power hour

guess i'll come back when the freaks find something else to do other than ruin threads
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y'all like porn?
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>>6015432
that sounds nice but im only 18 though can my daughter be older than me?
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>>6015445
>mones = magic


How the fuck can people be this delusional?

If you don't pass before HRT you wont pass after HRT unless you get FFS.
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>>6015447
god help that poor child
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>>6015438
>>6015445

naw that's some random pic an anon googled I dont know who that guy is
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>>6015396
what is
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>>6015448
You're a hon too rawr.
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>>6015442
Wow, I've never heard of these guys before, but that was really good. Reminds me of England, I wish I never left
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>>6015451
That's not fair tho
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>>6015446
sounds lame desu
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>>6015445
this. delusional gay men need to off themselves.

>>6015448
>cant deal with reality

spoken like a true hon
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>>6015450
idk i guess it depends how mature and shit you are. a lot of people don't really mind i don't think

for me personally though if someone is a mommy to me i have to see them as better than me or my brain switches to domme/mommy mode around them at all times and i take care of them and nurture them
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>>6015427
iktf
btw I'm still up for getting burgers sometime if you're ever in Norwich
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>>6015411
Who is this guy? He's really cute
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>>6015462
youd fit in much better there desu
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>>6015434
i love kids though(not in a pedo way)
i always play with my younger cousins at holidays and stuff

i want to have a baby and nuture them and raise them and take care of them and watch them grow up
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>>6015436
-hug- -kiss on forehead-
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>>6015451
this teebeeH
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>>6015463
>>>/b/
You'll find what you want in the trap threads where the other men get their fap fodder
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> tfw you will never be a mom.
> tfw you will never be pregnant.
> tfw you will never have a daughter to dote on.

It hurts... it really hurts. The best thing I can do is ask my sister for her eggs and get my bf to inseminate them and go with a surrogate or something.

Fuck everything.
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>>6015460
They've only been around for a couple of years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udp6fZ9vWCI

they're basically Jez and Super Hans from Peep Show except successful enough to get on Jools Holland
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>>6015473
i didnt mean to anger u sir
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>>6015437
don't b mean ;~~;
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>>6015469
no tnx
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>>6015458
We're all hons anon
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>>6015484
Noooo, but I like dicks...
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>>6015480
>rules are so mean!
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>>6015451
>not being so desperate to get rid of testosterone you focus everything on getting hrt before even doing anything else
wtf
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>>6015484
Wtf Tumblr.
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>>6015479
This thread isn't her for your dick, I'm sure you can get to enjoy looking at what a year or two of hrt does elsewhere like all the other chasers.
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>>6015475

the y chromosome does kind of fuck everything up for kids

maybe far in the future itll be a possibility but not in our lifetimes
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>>6015482
okay well fuck off to susans or stop complaining about bullying and people being rude

youre like a refugee who wont assimilate but blacker
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>>6015465
if i wanted to hang out with disabled autistic trans poly people i'd go to London to see people i can't fucking stand for a cheaper train ticket and faster travel time :^)
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>>6015461
>That's not fair tho

If life was fair then all mtfs would pass but it isnt and your one of the 70% who don't and never.
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wtb [World's Best Mommy] pst
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>>6015471
u didn't answer my question >__<
>>6015496
rOFL
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>>6015451
>being a fashion-blind memeing tard

>>6015495
You're like a kid who tries too hard to fit in, but too autistic to get realize it.
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>>6015491
>he doesnt realize im 5 years on hormones and pass with a neo-pussy and a bf

tehe
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I know that HRT shrinks your balls, but does it shrink your dick?
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>>6015495
man u are one unpleasant person u dont have to be that way just cuz its 4chan ya know? u can talk to folks like you have some home training
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>>6015503
hi l
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>>6015475
>ask sister for her eggs
at least we have that

i feel really bad for girls without sisters
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>>6015487
they are ;~~;

ur mean
>>6015484
Wasn't there a theory that the Y chromosome was decaying? That'd be pretty weird
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>>6015502
>You're like a kid who tries too hard to fit in, but too autistic to get realize it.

source pls
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>>6015498
Then I will attack transgenders who pass as revenge
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>>6015503
>trying to save face with dumb anon lies
Nobody's going to believe you, you know
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>>6015500
its me when i try to be cool around u

cute pic is that U <3

(i know it is..)

>>6015505
god h8s me wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>6015505
please dont tone police on 4chan
i am allowed to be as big of a misunderstood genius as i want thats what it says in the rules
thank you please be considerate i have aspergers
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>>6015505
You would know about home training wouldnt you.
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>>6015504
Yes. It makes it less girthy and, especially if you don't use it (you won't feel like it), it'll shrink a bit. Keep in mind you won't have much of a sex drive anyway.
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>>6015505
stop bitching and whining about bullying on 4chan

if u cant stand the heat then leave faggot nobody's stopping you
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>>6015504
I lost an inch from not jerking off for a few months I think.

>>6015518
>Keep in mind you won't have much of a sex drive anyway.
Good joke.
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>>6015461
>>6015512
is this some hot new meme?

>>6015515
:(

>>6015519
commenting is whining? uhh

>>6015517
that's generally where you learn manners and how to be civil desu
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>>6015519
>anons implying they could stand the heat
You can't even stand a whiff of smoke from the heat, let's be honest. If you dealt with a fraction of what you dish, you would be crying in the corner.
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>>6015512
thats preferable to literally anything youve ever said here

at least its grounded in reality
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>>6015527
if u can stand the heat u'd have a trip probably or wouldn't be a trip anon posting :- )
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>>6015529
>too much of an autist to tell the most obvious bait
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>>6015527
lmao easy there stone cold steve austin
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Okay the dysphoria is back again. I'm actually glad that it keeps getting worse over time, because it makes me certain that I am trans. Not that I want to be trans, but it's good to be certain about myself.
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>>6015529
I will kil u in real kife
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>>6015526
wahh
ima go burn a church and cry a lot bye

>>6015531
i want a my little pony flag ok
my address 1st street san jose
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>>6015531
And which trip am I supposed to be?
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>>6015535
that image
F U C K

it goes away bit by bit with time hrt and effort
hang in there !!
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>>6015535
>that pic

[PANIC]

>>6015540
bye :(
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Who here is /want to die/ too?
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>>6015505
>home training

Might wanna train your face.
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>>6015541
i was using a non-specific you
i wish english had an actual separate word for that because its difficult to understand from text based context
>>6015540
i mean i can do it
i reduced the price on my site to 12$
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>>6015535
I had that this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0UodUr_pM
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>>6015548
wheres my connections at : (
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>>6015545
Why is this black person trying so hard to be white?
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>>6015545
im trying better skincare and whatnot desu
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>>6015550
what?
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>>6015545
holy shit this makes me cringe. pls kill yourself korra your an embarassment
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>>6015496
oh s-sorry, I thought you liked me
I guess I misunderstood something
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>>6015551
self-improvement is healthy
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>>6015551
She's only half black
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>>6015545
If that's Korra, he's never gonna pass.

> Hueg chest (prob like, 38").
> Very masculine nose, brow.
> Manchin.
> Short hair.

Doubt it's gonna work.
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>>6015562
same actually
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>>6015554
uhh why would i kill myself?
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>>6015562
>she

hue
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>>6015554
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Why are you all picking on someone for something they can't help? Do you understand how childish that is? Even for 4chan that is pretty fucking dumb.
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>>6015566
because youre gonna be a literal hon


see >>6015563
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brown rice takes so long to cook on the stove with no rice cooker ugh. weeb time
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whats a small chest circumference
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>>6015545
>tfw I will never be as delusional and insane as Korra
Feels great.
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>>6015580
relies on height but <35 inches is usually good
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>>6015580
think underbusts a more accurate thing 2 go by since boobs mayb
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>>6015576
well maybe yes, maybe no I still have like 2-3 years of hrt and ffs to go. seems kinda way too early to throw in the towel just cuz things aren't ideal rn
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what's a small underbust
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>>6015572
It happens to korra because she is a generally shitty person who has been known to drop trip and attack people then play the innocent victim when she trips back on
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>>6015566
>>6015576

My mighty chart is never wrong
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>>6015552
http://www.blackopalbeauty.com/skincare

your hair looks absolutely rediculous though, idk what you're going for really
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>>6015586
avg 32-38 !!
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>>6015586
30 is tiny for a girl, 32 is small, 34 is standard-ish
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>>6015585
>I still have like 2-3 years of hrt
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>>6015563
>hair doesn't grow
>strong chin isn't fashionable
>glasses are brow bossing
>38" underbust is too big for a woman
Did you get dropped on your head as a baby?
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>>6015589
see >>6015551
Thats why she has decided for the 14yo blonde boy hair style
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>>6015557
note the ':^)'

i mean i could have said 'its not that i dislike you, i just find your lifestyle abhorrent and damaging to the image of the trans community, much like your appearance' but then i could have said that to anyone here :^)

:^)
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>>6015593
a woman with a 38 inch underbust is a fat fuck
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>>6015588
well 30% chance to pass is still more than 0%

>>6015589
holy crackers that stuff is expensive
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>>6015587
>says an anon
uh huh, super credible
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>>6015585
I wish I could be there at the two year mark break down when you see that there have been majorly no changes for you and you're forced to admit that hrt isnt magic and that you are insanely delusional
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>>6015599
welp : (
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>>6015572
If you post photos of you being unpassable and not even applying the slightest effort gleefully (clothing, skincare, makeup, etc. etc.) then you're ASKING to be torn apart. If you want to be coddled, go to Reddit, they're almost all hons.

In fact, it's kinda insulting, if not outright disgusting to ask to be treated as if you're female when you look 110% male and haven't even applied an iota of effort into the process. It's like the blackface of trannies, especially if you demand to be able to use the women's washroom when you don't even look female in the slightest. Reeks of being a fetish instead of integral to your sanity.

>>6015580
Ignore Robin.

Generally, an underbust under 32" is 'acceptable', depending on the rest of your body and, more importantly, if you have hips (i.e. if you started pre-22). The more hips you have and the more feminine your shoulders are, and the larger your bust is, the larger a torso you can manage, within *reason*.

Anything borderline near the 40" mark is hon-tier.
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>>6015604
>ywn watch korras livestreamed suicide
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>>6015371
we havent had pizza in weeks tho... :'(

>>6015292
playing runescape, just got finished getting food and stuff

>>6015345
thats good!!

>>6015394
you have to have actual breast tissue to get breast cancer so I think Im fine lol

>>6015424
id literally do it to you lots in a heartbeat im just never sure if/when you'd want me too
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>>6015604
well see ya in 2 years I suppose. but what if I look a lot diff by then?
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>>6015591
>30 is tiny for a girl
isnt 30 like 75 in eu?

thats not tiny, thats average
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>>6015607
>>6015607
>>6015607

>If you post photos of you being unpassable and not even applying the slightest effort gleefully (clothing, skincare, makeup, etc. etc.) then you're ASKING to be torn apart. If you want to be coddled, go to Reddit, they're almost all hons.

>In fact, it's kinda insulting, if not outright disgusting to ask to be treated as if you're female when you look 110% male and haven't even applied an iota of effort into the process. It's like the blackface of trannies, especially if you demand to be able to use the women's washroom when you don't even look female in the slightest. Reeks of being a fetish instead of integral to your sanity.


SO. MUCH. THIS.

especially if youre one of those actually trying
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>>6015612
You wont. This is reality not fantasy.
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>>6015599
It's actually upper end of average.
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>>6015607
Also, the reason I'm saying 32" is because most girls here won't have very much in the way of hips, and to look even vaguely curvy/feminine you need to counter it by having a small torso.
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>>6015613
I dont know eu sizes but 30 is below average afaik. major department stores in the US carry mostly 34s and 32s.
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>>6015613
>>6015591
never mind, the system is retarded.
why does 30 convert to 65 in eu sizes tho? if its inches, it should be 75
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Why is Anon being so shit to Korra, like, most of the time?
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>>6015611
ooh what did you get?

>>6015615
I guess the only thing to do is wait and see
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>>6015609
You'll have killed yourself first.
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>>6015618
Most US department stores use the +4 method, so you're really just proving the point.
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>tfw you haven't eaten pizza in a year and a half
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>>6015626
OH thats the reason
cause I have a 75cm/30 inches underbust. but I wear 34B bras
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>>6015617
You have really no fucking clue what taller women look like if you think passing requires weird animesque proportions.

>>6015620
Chasers who are unhappy that someone who has only been on hrt for 3 months doesn't make their dick wet.
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>>6015582
hey girls what do you want me to make you in shop class
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>>6015620
Because he's delusional and posts pics and so forth so he paints a gigantic target on his back. 4chan innately hates anyone who's deluding themselves or hugboxing.
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>>6015621
we got nice sourdough bread so we can have some choice grilled cheese sandwhiches later, among other things

>>6015627
is such a thing even possible?
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>>6015626
I dont know anything about that mostly because ive been wearing the same bras for a while now. All I know is that when I go to the store, I buy a 34A and im all set.
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>>6015629
come save me mommy ;_;
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>>6015629
germany bans fucking everything, doesnt surprise me in the slightest
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>>6015635
4chan absolutely loves people who are deluding themselves.
4chan anons love to delude themselves about a ton of shit.

We call them memes.
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hi guys this is my voice >w< are my moans cute
https://clyp.it/os1fomzh
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>>6015634
top kek
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How often does dysphoria tend to come and go? How long do the time periods tend to be between moments of it? I think I usually get it at least once a week, sometimes it's worse, sometimes I go for a week or two without feeling it.
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>>6015634
>lifting on hrt
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>>6015638
fancy fancy for some grilled cheese. that's the seet bread yeah?

>>6015649
it would entirely depend on the individual
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>>6015631
Question - when shopping for bras, do you use the underbust measurement when you breathe in, or out?

It's literally a difference of almost 2 inches if I fill my lungs. 30.1" -> 32.3" or something.
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>>6015634
This is a recent pic too. Is Korra just transtrender?
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>>6015645
Hot.
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>>6015653
i love an in-shape man tho
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>>6015645
>tfw you unironically love this song
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>>6015601
>holy crackers that stuff is expensive
thats some of the mose inexpensive skincare/makeup stuff
thats like drugstore price

http://www.imancosmetics.com
is more expensive, and even thats not overly pricy as far as makeup goes

>>6015595
KEK
i dont think she's trying to be white, she's trying to look like an anime lol
>>6015591
>tfw 29" underbust
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>>6015640
Germany loves immigrants so much. Does that mean they will take me as an immigrant? Serious question
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>>6015645
I cant believe I've been rickrolled in 2016.
Good one froggy.
Here's a vagina for your efforts.
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What do skirts feel like? I've never really worn girl's clothes before besides tights.
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>>6015649
Mine is literally cycles over the course of a day.

All day everyday. Rare to have a day where I wake and don't think "I want to be a girl"
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>>6015653
>not lifting on hrt
Enjoy not being able to open a box of juice
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>>6015666
lol u type liek a nerd
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>>6015634
There are no words.

And yet people will continue to hugbox this delusional man after seeing this pic.
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>>6015661
iktf

'together forever' also rules
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>>6015657
>Is Korra just transtrender?

No, just ugly.

Inb4 "Korra: I can pass even with muscles just givme 2 years!!!"
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>>6015667
Amazing. You gotta be careful though. Remember to flatten your bottom whenever you sit down.
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>>6015590
>>6015591
>>6015607
thank u i feel better now
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>>6015669
>not taking pleasure in having manly men do things for you

do u even girl
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>>6015671
ikr
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>>6015645
the remix of this song is legit ~

>>6015662
Ugh x.x and no I'm just growing my hair out after keeping it buzz cut for so long, that's literally it lol
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>>6015634
sexy lady! pass like a charm hon dont let these meanies tell u differently
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>>6015668
Some things were just not meant to be anon.
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>>6015634
im now understanding why korra posts about all these fat white girls that are into him. have you every seen such a non threatening black dude in your life? bet he has a big dick too.
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>>6015656
I dont fully empty my lungs but I dont breath in deeply either if that makes sense?

>>6015665
we only love brown people that have relations with goats. if youre white AND educated you will have a hard time getting in.
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>>6015675
>tfw together forever is better than never gonna give you up
I wish rickrolling used a different track.

>>6015683
>taking pleasure in being weak and helpless
Are u like a fetishist?
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>>6015667
Right. It feels right.
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>>6015669
When you were a repressed meathead for most of your teenage life.

You tend to want to destroy all the things your repression made you build.

Catabolism ftw.

>Enjoy not being able to open a box of juice
I will. Then that means it's working
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>>6015356
Rude
You got to add me
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So, uhm, how's everyone doing tonight?
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>>6015697
What if you are just a poor confused gay boy with a penchant for crossdressing?
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>>6015669
>>6015683
Having enough muscle to be self sufficient is essential but it's fun to feign being helpless when guys are around
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>>6015356
more like hydrogen cyanide
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>>6015673
I hugbox folks like Korra because they take all the public attention by standing out all the time while I can live peacefully in stealth. Support your local hons today!
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>>6015701
Oh Angie. Don't be so hard on yourself.
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>>6015696
yes my GT gets absolute diamonds when i ask my bf to open my beers
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>>6015703
I am doing great.
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>>6015703
good!!

what about you anon???
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>>6015703
p gud just finished cooking dinner
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>>6015667
>tfw the guy you're making out with starts sliding his hand under your skirt
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>>6015709
> it's fun to feign being helpless when guys are around

The problem is I am literally helpless. I have zero muscle and I can't outwrestle my own cat.

If, in the end, I'm even decently attractive I'm seriously going to be concerned for my own general safety. A guy could probably pin me down with one hand.
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>>6015696
>Are u like a fetishist?

memes aside: I enjoy that on a nonsexual level, when he offers to carry stuff for me and opens bottles for me. feels like validation.
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>>6015716
See this pic!?
I'm all manly man baby :')
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>>6015725
>tfw when u ask ur date if u pass and he says "not with that bulge baby"
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>>6015725
> tfw you haven't told him that you're trans yet and he does this.

Holy shit sweatingbullets.png.

I seriously *need* SRS asap.
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>>6015725
>tfw no one to run their hand under my skit and find a raging erection
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>>6015700
when i was a teen i just wanted to scream n play guitar
still do sometimes t b h

>>6015709
does that actually get u off lmao
i think its sweet if ppl do stuff for me but wow pal i wanna be cool and able to ? _ ?

>>6015707
im a boy who want to look like a girl : ' )

>>6015725
>he touches ur dick
>asks to swap cummies
>hes 14 so u oblige
>marriage
>a dog

>>6015732
u're a gurl now angie silly
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>>6015718
Glad to hear it! ^-^
>>6015719
Pretty good, trying to decide whether or not to go out for more food, or resist the temptation to eat at night >~>
>>6015723
Ooh, what didja make this time?
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>>6015694
>have you every seen such a non threatening black dude in your life?
Most black dudes, you know how?

I'm not a sheltered suburbanite who acts tough on the internet.
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>>6015728
>A guy could probably pin me down with one hand.

>tfw your bf can pick you up and throw you over half the bed with his left arm alone

I LOVE that :333
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>>6015607
>32" is 'acceptable
how bad is 36"?
>>6015611
it's weird to be desu
>>6015701
>imblyming
>>6015703
uhhhh, bretty gud actually.
>>6015732
no this is a manly man.
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>>6015634
make yourself some self respect instead bro
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>>6015738
>does that actually get u off lmao
no im just saying its fun
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>>6015738
too* xd
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>>6015740
nothing fancy just ground turkey meatballs and some rice
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>>6015695
Does a high school pass count as educated? I don't feel educated.
>>6015707
I wish.
>>6015703
I'm okay, I have work in a few hours and I haven't slept.
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>>6015738
I will fight you, frog

>>6015743
I never imply
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>>6015742
Holy shit I want this.
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>>6015736
>tfw yktf
I make sure they know before the first date now.
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>>6015736
Maybe he'll like it?

>>6015737
That's thinking positive.
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>>6015748
Sounds tasty enough, hope you enjoy it c:
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>>6015752
i never wanna fight thank u..
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>face++ rates all my recent pictures as male
>i dont think i pass
>everyone tells me i will
im pretty ready to die
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>>6015744
My mom won't use the right pronouns. Why won't she gender me correctly?
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>>6015748
Waaaaaay to much protein.

You wanna know what I had and I've been up all day since 7 am?

2 slices of toast and some lean chicken Slices. That's it for the day.


>tfw can feel my liver eating my muscles

Turkey meatballs. Kek. Go back to fit.
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>>6015743
That's cool. Oh, and I just noticed that your name changed, congrats!
>>
reeeeeeeeeeeee, let me d/l!!!!!!
>>6015738
frog that's it you are in my emoviolence band now.
>>6015752
you look like a grill familia.
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>>6015763
its actually bland as heck but i need to stick to my diet lol
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>>6015353
Yes, bois
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>>6015778
Unless you operate on sub 500 calories a day you are doing it wrong
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>>6015777
: ((( i wanna play powerful rock music not emo !!!
my angst is coming back tho so dont count me out just yet

if anon beats me up or something well see abt that ok
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>>6015769
I kek'd out loud

this is just depressing
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>>6015756
Men are stupidly strong its so fun to be helpless with the right guy.

>>6015750
;_;
maybe I can adopt you
on the other hand, its not exactly save where I live either, especially for trannies.
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>>6015765
Just be brave.
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>>6015780
this desu
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>>6015787
all boys should be shota toys
all girls should be cool and go thru puberty thx
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>>6015787
>its so fun to be helpless with the right guy

this. I ask men to do things for me I know I can do myself just for the heck of it.
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>>6015788
what will being brave get me?
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>>6015769

jesus christ friggin nasty,


this is a sfw board yo....
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7357833
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>>6015765
I'm pretty sure we established that face++ is a fucking retard
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please post butt for butt inspection
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>>6015795
courage!
>>
Wew I keep missing (you)s
>>6015750
try and sleep now if you have at least 3 hours, but if you have less than two you should just chug coffee or something and stay up.
>>6015765
Try a different site, a lot of them tend to be shit~
>>6015778
Oh, sorry. Well, I hope your diet works out well for you!
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>>6015798
what the fuck is that body LMAo
>>6015800
google pork butt
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>>6015797
>>6015797
THIS POLL IS UNSCIENTIFIC I AM MAD
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>>6015795
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. It's just something you tell trannies when you can't think of anything else.
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>>6015598
idgi
I don't really have a lifestyle as such
what are you referring to?
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>>6015802
>Try a different site, a lot of them tend to be shit~
Still male. Every single time.
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>>6015802
its goin p well I usually get ~ 2 hours of cardio a day and I'm already down 13lbs c:
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>>6015729
I sorta understand that, I get that feeling too. I get annoyed when I just want to open a jar of something though and no one's around. Fuck being cute, I'm hungry and want pickles ;~;

>>6015717
Lewd senpai

>>6015779
Where 2 buy?
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>tfw when you are for the bathroom laws because you know men like korra will be pervin out in womens spaces otherwise
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>>6015796
Courage.
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>>6015792
>all boys should be shota toys

wat
go away

>>6015814
>Fuck being cute, I'm hungry and want pickles ;~;
thats cute in a way as well tho
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>>6015813
13lbs in what time period?

You can lose that in a week if you try hard enough.
>>
hi elanna
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>>6015816
I just went blind.
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>>6015787
Well if it's in Germany it's probably 30x safer than over here. Pic related ;_;
>>6015802
Coffee it is. I'm going to be working 12 hour night shifts soon so I might as well get used to it.
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>>6015816
She still looks better than you rawr. Just because you're an ugly hon doesn't mean you get to tear down people that look better than you.
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>>6015732
>>6015798
what site
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>>6015729
>tfw
It fun but >>6015814 has a point
Also, if it's the seal rather than screwed on too tight, you can break most seals by wiggling a fork tooth under the list.
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>>6015819
how do you burn 7000kcal in a day

>>6015823
rip ;_;
when I am Reichsprinzessin, Ill liberate your country
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>>6015816
perfect pass. would never kno.

>>6015821
top kek
>>
>>6015811
Then trust human beans with actual eyes instead of robots. Robots are notoriously transphobic v.v
>>6015813
Oh wow, congrats! I really should start running again, my diet lately has been pizza and my exercise has been walking to get said pizza XD
>>6015823
Wow, that doesn't sound fun at all. Good luck, hope it's not too horrible for you!
>>
>>6015780
Wow. 1k-1.2k feels like hell. How can you do <500?
>>
>>6015829
Starvation is fun :3
>>
>>6015826
http://www.faceplusplus.com/
>>6015836
u just don't eat rofl
or only once a day
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>>6015836
Literal anorexia. At that level you need to have build up reserves not to get sick.
>>
>>6015833
wew that's some diet lol cardio suxxxx when first starting out but it gets fun after like the first week if getting all the cramps out
>>
>>6015833
if i cant foool a robot ic ant fool a human
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>>6015837
youd need to not eat at all for a weak and run a marathon every day or something.

>>6015839
I am on 800/day
apart from the headaches and dizzyness Ive no issues.
I am still too fat to pass out randomly
>>
Are we posting bad nutrition advice now? Because it seems like we're posting bad nutrition advice now.
>>
>soda during hypoglycaemia
Literally the best
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>>6015829
MAKE AFRICA GREAT AGAIN

Also please don't gas me, I'm part Jewish.
>>6015833
It's worth the money I guess.
>>
>>6015841
Neat, thanks! I'll be prepared for the suck now that you've warned me ;3
>>6015843
The robot is just jealous of how well you pass, knowing that it'll never be a real human bean. Don't let it bully you!
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>>6015825
>ugly hon
how dare you she is a beautiful lady
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>>6015817
N-no it's not!
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>>6015851
i mean for a photo taken from below that is pretty flattering desu
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>>6015836
I do 6k minimum running, however. The best is to aim for 8k to 15k in my goal

30k if it's a bike in one hour.

I operate on lots of water and the fact that my body is the fuel.

As for the calories. That's just pure willpower. I literally just force myself to not eat when I'm hungry.
>>
>>6015849
Money's always good, money means hormones!
>>
>>6015851
>plain baggy tshirt

why
>>
>>6015845
do u ever binge?
>>6015853
michelle a cute t b h
>>
>>6015850
heh. lotsa water helps too
>>
>>6015847
Where? I probably have it filtered.
>>
>>6015849
>I'm part Jewish.
we re friends, so I wouldnt even care if you were from mars.

>>6015847
I am just ano posting

>>6015852
but you are ;~;
I got invited today by a cisfriend to visit her. its a trainride away and Id have to go out and the way back would be alone in the dark ;_;
I said maybe when I feel better

>>6015857
>do u ever binge?
as in what?
I eat all 800 in one meal, but I never ,like, eat thousands of kcal randomly
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>>6015851
"She" is an ugly bald man.

>>6015857
Baldies aren't cute.
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>>6015860
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Water's one of the things i can get pretty much for free!
>>6015861
Wow you're cool
>>
>>6015868
>inb4 hairline comes back with hrt!

not when the recession is THAT advanced
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i put in a pre-hrt pic when i was 16 (started at 17) and it said it was 75% female

whoa
>>6015849
WE ARE YOU ZUID-AFRIKA

drop some contact info dawg i need me some rhodie transgirl thats like 10/10 right there man real talk. come to america ill let you shoot an FN FAL in the middle of the desert in oregon while a boombox plays some choice rhodesian music by clem tholet and a rhodesian flag flies proudly on a makeshift flagpole
>>
>wake up from 3 hour nap
>world is still in nightmare vision
>>
>>6015875
Welcome to the fun zone :3
>>
>>6015874
>i put in a pre-hrt pic when i was 16 (started at 17) and it said it was 75% female
>whoa

Pic?
>>
>>6015867
binge eat
>but I never ,like, eat thousands of kcal randomly
o
heh
>>6015868
she's not bald anymore >__<
>>
>>6015877
i dont like posting pre-hrt pics sry

i was just a shotaboy
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>>6015857
Get out.
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>>6015845
Very few people are aware of the magic of the "no food after 5pm" rule


If you haven't eaten food for more than 12 hours. The liver is made to metabolise energy to survive.

You can literally burn calories in your sleep as you body gets fuel.

Since everyone pretty much eats after 5, they don't get the benefit.

Eating close to bedtime is food that goes straight to fat cells

The light headed ness is the best. I deliberately hold my breath and spasm
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>>6015871
This. I very much doubt he's attractive or even passes at any level.

>>6015879
Yes he is.

>gendering hons female
>2016
Please don't reinforce his delusions.
>>
>>6015880
>i was just a shotaboy

boner nooooo!!!
>>
>>6015881
LMAO
aaaa

>>6015883
dude what
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>>6015814
>>
>>6015885
can you stop making us look at that
please
just
stop posting the damn picture my eyes
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>>6015867
At most I act cute. At most. I don't look it.
;_;
Are you feeling particularly down right now or is it the alone in the dark that was unsettling?

>>6015891
Joan you always have the best posts, thanks for saving my dainty hands ;~;
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>>6015883
I think I'll try this! The uhh, food part, not the killing your brain cells with oxygen deprivation part.
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>>6015888
It's fun when you feel yourself getting lightheaded to hold your breath and cause a transient escemia It's free drugs and it's so good you can forget your own name for a few seconds
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>>6015901
Ive been really sad for a while now. and with uni starting tomorrow I dunno if I even wanna go. but I guess I have to.
as for that: yes. pretty sure my bf wouldnt let me either. Like 2/3 months ago a few 'refugees' tried to stone 2 trannies in the town next to mine
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>>6015902
It helps my dysphoria though
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done eating now BioShock time yus ~
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>>6015906
can't u do that
even after u eat tho
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>>6015887
wtf ur sick

tfw i wasnt a slutty shota at 16 years old

oh wait i was oops
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>>6015913
It's easier if you haven't eaten
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>>6015867
Thank you Phien :3
>>6015874
Holy shit you are so based. Maybe I'll come in a year or two when I'm less poor.

My kik is HannahLacroix66
>>6015855
Yep, that's the plan
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>>6015910
No it doesn't.
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>>6015917
show me that yummy bunny tum tum
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>>6015883
so what youre saying is

if I eat a bunch before bedtime every night I should be able to gain weight and not be a spoopy skellington anymore??
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>>6015927
Losing all conscious thought counts as helping my dysphoria
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>>6015920
Aren't you from SAR?
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>>6015919
oo i c
it's been a little over 24 hrs for me
should I be able to do it u think?
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Hi /mtfg/. This was supposed to be a question but it slowly turned into a cry for help when I started typing :x

I was always very feminine when I was little. All my friends were girls. Genetically speaking, I take way more after my mom than my dad, and I used to always look like a little long-haired twink fuckboii. I felt comfortable and pretty, all that bothered me, was having a penis. My mom always told me to just act and look how I wanted to, the problem was more with my dad, who would constantly yell at me or tell me to man up, or say I'd grow up to be a little faggot if I didn't put the dolls down at the supermarket, always driving home the point that being feminine is bad and me wanting to be express myself this way was weak and pathetic. I persevered and just tried to be me.

When high-school came around things changed though. I was bullied senseless. My female classmates wanted nothing to do with me anymore, and the only boys who would be my friend were other losers/jackasses I would tolerate the company of. Mostly I just got called a fag. I wanted people to treat me like I was normal and started trying to man up. I intentionally stopped expressing myself and mimic to what I thought boys were like. Puberty hit me and I became more and more distressed with my body, so I just ignored my body too.

I have no RL friends left, just these foreign gamer friends I've known for like 10 years, who's friendships are more real than any I've had in years. They like me mostly for my self-deprecating humor, which I use to mask the fact I want to cry all the time for being stuck in a gross parody of myself that I've created to hide my shame. I can't even cry anymore though so that's no longer an emotional outlet for me

(I'm adding just a bit more, pls bare with me)
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>>6015909
I'm sorry, but at least class is a distraction, I never feel as bad when i have something to take my mind off of sad feels
Also holy shit that's fucked up, I actually think I remember reading about that :/
Whoo islam
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>>6015932
That only counts as you being unable to handle shit.
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>tfw you're dieting and only allow yourself 5 pizzas a day.
Literally know how auschwitz must have felt
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>>6015920
BASED
>>6015883
a lot of people are completely unaware that the body burns calories just by existing too, muh BMR

i guess a lot of people failed health class

been eating about 500 calories a day lost 15 pounds in a few months already, and i take 2-3 breakdays a week where i eat nothing. also been walking lots of places. p good
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>>6015917

I wanna invite you to a birthday sex party full of naked straight guys.

And in it, your literally going to be "the cake" AKA: fucktoy, cumslut
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>>6015338
so i just asked my mom what she would have named me if i had been born female

turns out it was going to be Catherine. after the actress Katherine Hepburn.

I'm worried it sounds too old fashioned and possibly tranny-ey though. What do you peeps think?
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>>6015948
that doesnt sound halal
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>>6015941
Oh well what you gonna do.

Ban air?

Lololol free drugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gl0bZqs6tw
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Is kira still here?
>>6015949
That's a nice name
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>>6015945
As long as you burn it off it's okay.

>>6015948
You can find that many guys into BBW?
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>>6015949
Catherine's fine.
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>>6015933
I live in SA, but my family comes from Rhodesia, now known as the failed state of Zimbabwe.
>>6015946
#RememberRhodesia
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how do i get my hair to look qt i basically look ok except i have a big forehead

i haven't had my hair cut since December 2012 so its really long and pretty much everywhere

i was wondering if there's anything i can try right now i can borrow ny moms hair stuff
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>>6015935
hello anon.
feel free to post the second part when youre done. I promise Ill read it.

>>6015940
but I dont wanna get stared at :/
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>>6015957
>implying Rhodesia was ever anything but a shithole
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>>6015953
>Spartan represses.mov
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>>6015957
Just don't go
>muh rhodesia
I get enough of that with all those losers on /k.
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>>6015955
id rather have a tranny gf than a fat gf desu
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>>6015935
Ok so I'm now 25, I've been lurking around about this gender stuff and I think this is gender dysphoria but I'm really not 100%. All I know is it feels like I'm a walking tombstone, and the more I've tried to purge these thoughts out of my head the more they come back. But I'm also really scared.

Like, am I gonna lose the only friends I have if I came out to them? Will anyone even accept me as female? I've spent my whole adult life trying to purge feminity from myself and I don't even remember what it feels like to feel happy and feminine anymore. I wouldn't know how to do make-up or act around people or make new friends, and would they even accept me or think Im a freak? Is there any hope for someone as broken as me to even transition or did I fuck myself up too bad.
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>>6015954
she ded
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>tfw too aspergers to make and keep friends like normal people do
>tfw you think people are being nice to you when really they hate you
>tfw the paranoia is totally justified because you're a disgusting person

Am I just defective?
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>>6015952
>that doesnt sound halal

You won't care when they rub their giant boner fused cocks on you.
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>>6015957
youre literally a living meme. pls tell me you have some nice short shorts to go with it
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>>6015906
id like to consider myself more of a patrician when it comes to highs
:(( jk

>>6015955
tummies r cute but u know my twincest fetish rly dont work at a point

>>6015958
bangz

>>6015964
spartan sad
spartan mad
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>>6015966
except it is

MUH RHODESIA
>>6015960
breadbasket of africa
best schools
best standard of living
god bless
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>>6015953
Haven't you decided to hop on titty skittles?

>>6015967
Are you in any position to choose?
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>>6015971
It's because you don't brush your teeth and steal the free samples in the cafeteria

Hahahahah I laughed at my own post
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>>6015968
Yes it's dysphoria, yes some friends might hate you, yes it's possible to live and be accepted as female, but you need to accept yourself.
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>>6015972
desu i just came like 30 minutes ago so if ur trying to make me horny u missed ur window of opportunity

this probably would've made me diamonds before though, but only really if it was transgirls we were talking about not just guys. unless they had like hardcoregangbang.com-tier dicks then maybe we'll be talking

still ive never had a big dick in my butt so itd probably hurt and i really dislike pain
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care for a cheeto kayla
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>>6015975
>breadbasket of africa
That's Egypt
>best schools
Again Egypt
>best standard of living
Much kek, very lol. The GDP of Zimbabwe actually went up after the Rhodies were booted.
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>>6015971

Yes and you need to be scrapped.
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>>6015968
your story reads kind of like mine, though mine was less... aggressive (?) on me? words are hard
I ended up transitioning at 23. I am still pretty broken but its defo better than it was before.

if youre going to be okay is mostly based on genetics and if you have the money to fix possible problems, and the willpower to beat it. we cant really tell you if this will make you happy, but I believe you should at least see a therapist and talk about this. it doesnt sound like you feel that there might be another way anyway.
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>tfw start leaking precum while doing ab exercises
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>>6015978
>Are you in any position to choose?
i believe so yeah
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>>6015975
It's time to let it go. Maybe try in another generation when Chinese burn Africa to the ground.

>>6015989
That's just not fair anon. You are comparing two completely different shitholes. Both of which, I might add, have gotten far worse in the meantime.
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>>6015999
Best of luck. Choosing between a fatty and a tranny can't be easy. I would have bailed long time ago.
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Tfw ywn be the school idol
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>>6015959
Pls, the only people staring are going to be the ones that think you're pretty AF ;_;
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>>6015971
I know this feel Robin, but no, you're not defective. Other people's opinions only matter to you because of primitive ape instincts, there's no real value in them. You just be yourself, there's nobody else you ever could've been, nobody else you ever will be. Just be the you that you're happy with, fuck everybody else.
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>>6015993
maybe you're right

where to buy nitrogen in the uk?
i have the money now
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>>6015960
>>6015966
When my dad grew up there, he told me stories of how wild animals would graze right near the front porch, and how he would often have to stop his car for giraffes to get past. There was also fantastic healthcare and education for all.

Now the country is a total shithole. My aunt died there because the underqualified idiot Zimbabwean doctors misdiagnosed her, and didn't have the equipment to treat her. You also see skin and bone kids everywhere begging for food, and the soldiers throw your luggage on the floor and want bribes. And as for the wildlife, they've been poached everywhere except for a few reserves, and the forests have been rekd. Go take a look at a before and after pictures of Salisbury, the trees are gone.

I could go on forever. Look at how Robert Mugarbage destroyed the most fertile country in Africa with his land formation policies.

It's a horrendous country now.
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>>6016012
does that include the ones laughing at me for being a freak? :^)
naa its not that easy irl sadly.
maybe after ffs though, maybe then ;~;
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>>6011926
>Why does sonic live with hips anyway? She always go to random guys apartmwnts to fuck and stay for the night there.
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
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>>6016009
Weren't you supposed to be the school idol's girlfriend?
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>>6016014
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>>6015989
do u know what past tense is kaffir scum wag u're willy a cheeky bit maybe you'll learn something
>>6016005
eh it's gone to the history books lad.

>when she sends u nudes but u just wanna civilise the dark continent
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>>6016016
I know all of that. I am just saying it's time to move on.
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>>6016019
We have cameramen following you :3
>>6016021
I don't get it
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>>6016019

tell us more sonichu-chan.
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>>6016020
This is 4chan. Obviously i meant the japanese kind.
But being the gf of omega-chad would be pretty dreamy too
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>>6016014
Isn't edgar's whole schtick being defective? More defective than anyone else in fact?
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>>6016027
Yeah sorry for ranting but I was legitimately triggered.
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>>6016030
Oh idoru. You are such a weeb anon.
At least you are not posting anime images like some.
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>>6016032
Yep. Prepare for him to post a long story in counter to this post about how hard his life is and or about how many times hes jerked off in the past day etc.

8 paragraph minimum.
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>>6015996
Sorry, I just hate myself so much and I dont know how to stop doing it. In a way it's reassuring to know its a similar experience for you though, because I can't help but shake the feeling I'm full of shit

>>6015980
I'll try. I really want to. It just feels like I've dug myself into a hole


Sorry if I've brought anyone's mood down at all, I just have no other place I could be discussing this at ;-;
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>>6016028
some people just aren't destined to lead happy or fulfilling lives, and robin is one of them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-pzzfhenDE
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>>6016040
I occasionally indulge
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>>6016017
Wat, but I've seen you post pictures, I have a hard time believing people laugh at you for being a freak. ;_;
Does that actually happen?
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>>6016048
hey delete this
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>>6016032
I guess
I don't mean for it to be

I just want to go to sleep and not wake up ever again if I'm honest
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>>6016035
I shouldn't have brought it up in the first place.
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>>6016049
Don't we all?
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>>6015949
I know someone with that name, and I'm at least 99% sure she's not trans, so I think you're fine.
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>>6016041
At least he keeps his scat escapades to himself now.
>>
it seems like there is a lot of passing anxiety in this thread
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>>6016069
>tfw can't pass as a boy no matter how hard i try ;_;
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>>6016069
Always
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>>6016028
FUCK

>>6016029
its an exaggeration desu

altho i have been making friends and catching up with a few i knew in college. often times this means staying the night, because i'll be out late.

i've slept with two of my new friends, but i'll probably only continue to want to do so with one of them.
one is a girl. the one i still like is a boy, and i'm seeing him later.
>>
is mtfg actually racist? why tf do you all care about korra and edgar so much? just ignore them. or are you all purposely trying to create drama?
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>>6016051
it happened once, in december. it was horrible. I was so sure I passed. I guess I dont :_:

>>6016044
dont worry, the whole thread is a cesspool of depression.
as for your problem, my situation was similar, I transitioned. I have had some good luck, some bad luck. my head is still fucked though. I dont have real friends, theres only like 3 people online that can stand me enough to talk to me for longer than a few months
but overall, its definitely better. dont expect miracles though.
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>>6016076

Dump the girl.
>>
dear god I think I killed myself

I have been taking spiro wrong, my doctor told me one in the morning and one at night but it is supposed to be one at 7am and one at 4pm
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I have two entire pizzas now and no one to eat them with me in my life. Guess what I am going to do to them?
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>>6016071
>>6016074
sounds rough
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>>6016083
lol
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>>6016085
put them together, cut up, freeze
reheat as sandwiches
smile
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>tfw I'll never be pretty and get to go to a beach and wear a two piece
>tfw I will never be happy
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>>6016085
Give them to the poor because two entire pizzas isn't going to help you find someone in your life unless you're a spoopy skeleton?
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>>6016083
i take mine every 12 hrs , am i also dying?
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>>6016085
Get fat eating both of them, feel guilty afterwards, cry a bit?
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>>6016089
>tfw between exercize and srs, you'll finally be able to
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>>6016069
That tends to happen when you look like a boy to yourself.

>>6016079
;__;
That fucking sucks, are you sure they weren't the type that just tries to clock people and clocks ciswomen too? Fwiw imo you more than pass, you're attractive to boot.
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>>6016078
Well, /mtfg/ is basically /pol/ for transgirls at times so I think that's a fair characterization.
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>>6016089
There, there anon.
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it seems bad and difficult to have your happiness totally pinned on passing
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>>6016079
Once every six months isn't really not passing. There are cis women with a worse record.
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>>6016091
same, but now that poster has me worried

>>6015968
I started hrt at 25 and I was a shaved headed manly bro who is now about to go full time around july. Just self med already.
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>>6016092
>>6016090
>>6016088
I am going to eat half of one, and put the rest in the fridge and cry a bit yeah. You all were close. Hopefully I will get weight gainz and maybe get boobs and hips from the pizza right?
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I'm sorry if the things I do annoy people
it's not on purpose or for attention
I'm still waiting for a psych referral, ask the other uk trips, they'll tell you how bad mental healthcare is here
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>>6016089
there is no wax on that board
fucking poser bitch
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>>6016089
I really want to not know that feel. Perhaps there's hope. Ugh. I don't want to cut even more calories, but...
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>>6016109
Hi robin :3 how are you tonight? (well today, since you are in Uk)
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>>6016107
One can hope.
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>>6016105
Uk ;3;

(Can I still self-med here if I tell my GP?)
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>>6016089
You don't need to be pretty or even pass to wear a two piece swimsuit at the beach, though.
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>>6016115
Dysphoria in webm form yay!
>>
i think it is important to have a fun and engaging hobby, or a skill that you can work on improving all the time, this wont change passing or how you feel about it but i think its important and can make you feel more whole as a person
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>>6016097
thanks, but I dont think thats actually true. pictures are way easier.
and they were like 2 couples in their 40s not the type that actually hunts trannies to make fun of them I guess :/

>>6016104
happened once in 2,5 years.
however: its very not socially accepted to make fun of trannies. so Idk how many are just minding their own business and know but dont say anything.
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you're all cute girls who deserve happiness desu
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Anyone else have a feel good song for when they are feeling down? I'm trying to make a playlist of songs like that.

This is mine: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09q6cUlDJ_k
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>>6016116
>Can I still self-med here if I tell my GP
that's like asking "hey mom can I borrow the car, I am only 12."

No, you have to acquire them yourself and administer them yourself. Ask someone here what site they use to buy hrt and what they order and take. I was able to get the estrogen from Amazon when I first started hrt and that left getting spiro from all day chemist online.
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>>6016118
>tfw stoked to show off my tits and monster dong at the beach this summer

feels good
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>>6016123
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>>6016121
this. its good to have thoughts outside of trans-stuff. its good to maintain a healthy balance.
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>>6016128
I'm in me mums cahr
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>>6016118
>tfw too mega ugly to ever pull off a 2 piece
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>>6016123
this isn't true at all but thanks anyway
>>
Does the tendon running between your torso and arm get smaller?

Seriously, I have a great body, it's just that one little thing I'm fucking obsessed about is that fucking tendon, which hangs lower than on most women.

Help.
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i wanna eat a grilled cheese what the fuck
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>>6016118
Me on the right. I could probably pull it off eventually but God knows I'll never have the will power or courage to show off that much skin in public. I don't know how cis girls do it. I wish I did though.
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>>6016128
There is something profoundly disturbing about Kayla lecturing anyone on anything trans related.
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>>6016141
You absolute madwomen
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>>6016125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy1RqII96Q8

>perfect repression song

"I refuse"
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>>6016128
Will the GP or gender clinic be mad at me if they find out I've been self medding before I get an appointment?
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>>6016128
kayla im in love with you desu i keep hugging my pillows and fantasizing about you and think about us getting married and growing old together im sorry im being so creepy but i cant stop
ps ur cute stop say your not i think you pass better than I ever will
>>
>>6016121
>>6016134
transition fucking broke my wallet, how can I afford a hobby? My old hobby was motocross riding and it costs $200 just for a weekend to ride plus parts and having to have a garage to keep and service the damn bikes. I have no clue what hobby I can get into for cheap because I am the type if I go into a hobby I have to have the best stuff or not do it at all.
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>>6016139
Tendons don't get smaller.
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>>6016113
no worse than usual

kind of scared that I'm some sort of cosmic misjudgement that wasn't supposed to happen though, I don't seem to be like other people and it scares me that I feel like I'll never truly feel not alone no matter how many people I talk to
>>
anyone else here completely unfazed by the sight of babies? I don't find them cute, cuddly or anything like that. Makes me feel like a sociopath since I find puppies and kittens unbearably adorable.
>>
i hope that you all will be able to find fulfillment and happiness, even if you feel like an uggo, even if you actually are an uggo, everyone deserves to love and respect themselves and i want this for you
>>
>>6016143
>I don't know how cis girls do it.
I don't know how cis girls do it, but the wind and the sun feel great on the skin, as do the stolen glances
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>>6016150
Sex
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>>6016123
>tfw ywn be happy

>>6016122
We're going to have to agree to disagree then, you're cute imo, and you're not going to convince me otherwise.
Damn though, that sounds fucking awful, I'm sorry that happened to you. Even getting casually misgendered is enough to wreck my confidence, but being openly mocked? Fuck.
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>>6016148
Get a spartan bod then faggot
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>>6016150
I knit and sew and do a lot of ink-based visual art. all very low-cost hobbies. maybe find one that doesn't involve maintaining a dirtbike idk
>>
>>6016125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BGLtqqkVI
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>>6016153
I don't hate babys, just the human ones
>>
>>6016150
there are lots of interesting hobbies, what else seems cool to you?
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>>6016147
Mine wasn't, in fact it made getting on legit hrt really easy because they were like okay you are totally prepared for transition. I think self medding helps show them you fucking mean business, plus its in their best interest to keep you on your current path rather than letting you go off hrt and all the complications it causes.

>>6016148
plz no hugbox
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>>6016153
I, too, am not a big fan of babies. If anything I'd want to adopt some ankle-biters to shove it in the face of TERFs that I can still be a better mother than 90% of the breeders out there even if I can't produce one.

But I do treat any and all animals like they're my babies.. I cuddle them real close, probably because for the longest time, possibly because floofy animals were always my alternative for having actual kids

(Plus the miracle of childbirth is horrifying and painful, if I was cis I don't think I could ever bring myself to do it)
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>>6016150
yoga costs zero dollars, unless you want to get a yoga mat, which the cost is negligible
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>>6016153
I feel annoyed by kids being noisy. That's my only feeling towards them. I hate when people bring up the "think of the kids!111!!" argument too, as if their lives were more important.
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>>6016170
im telling how i feel about you
really i want to know if you want me to stop fantasizing about you so much i feel like it might be creepy and i don't want to be weird
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>>6016172
yeah, when i see a baby I usually start thinking about what kind of asshole its gonna be when it grows up

give me all the puppies and kittens nao tho
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grr im buying new shoes help me pick sum

>>6016173
get the fuck off my 4chan mom
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>>6016160
>high test
>healthy heart
Pick one
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>>6016150
Football Manager is 60$ on steam, it's a good hobby, even if it fucks up your social life
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>>6016153
babies are cute and sweet

that being said i sometimes like to bully my dog and for this reason feel i would not be a good parent
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>>6016153
me
but I'm weird
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>>6016152
>I don't seem to be like other people
That isn't a bad thing. You are defiantly not a misjudgment. Those are just feelings that all people get including trans people. You just got to get grounded and not let yourself be your own enemy. Don't let yourself or others convince you otherwise
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>>6016147
They might whine about it, but that's about it. Lots of people whine when you take away the power they hold over you.
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>>6016168
>what else seems cool to you?
..... I can't think of anything, I guess this is what was bound to happen when I spent my whole life using motocross to hide from my femininity and I based every thing I did on riding or wrenching on bikes.
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>>6016158
>but being openly mocked? Fuck.
it was really unfun. I dont have confidence anyway, but I thought at least I passed. I didnt tell my bf for more than a month cause I was afraid hed agree with them (that was kinda dumb I guess) and tried to get over it by myself. didnt work. it got worse and worse I did stupid shit, a lot. desu I dont think it changed anything, it just opened the box of all the crazy I hid and repressed for years. it was bound to get out eventually. doesnt really matter what triggered it.
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>>6016150
get a used guitar on craigslist for $50 and put new string on it
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>>6016178
are you really fantasizing over me? I am a fucking bridge troll, go fantasize about someone better than me please
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>>6016136
>>6016143
Yeah, honestly I couldn't do it either. I think the only thing I'll feel comfortable in will be a full wetsuit, and even then only if I can figure out a way to wear one without a bulge.
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>>6016188
>newfag doesn't know who edgar is
First day of summer?
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>>6016198
ur just a troll-troll
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>>6016196
>>6016185
I dunno, I feel like games an music are a waste of time because I will never be in the upper echelon of either. Like when I was riding, I was sponsored, I was pro, I had made it, regardless if I was on the cover of a pro mag or not I was a top tier rider. If I tried to pick up an instrument I would never be at the level of a professional musician so its like why even bother?
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>>6016204
its super fun o-o
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>>6016190
maybe just pick random things for stupid reasons and try them out until you find something you're into. I decided to try playing tennis just because i like the outfits and now its something i really enjoy and i play every once in a while

idk shit like that
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>>6016206
How? I mean how can anyone have fun fucking around with a guitar knowing there are people making millions of dollars and having adoring masses in love with them for playing? I am sick of my all or nothing attitude but I am a realist and can't think otherwise.
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>>6016210
benis
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>>6016193
When damaging and confidence wrecking stuff like that happens I can't imagine trying to deal with it on my own, I can see why that would have spiraled..
Was that what kicked off the past several months of depression?
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>>6016209
tennis is for preppy stacies though, I would never look cute in a tennis skirt
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>>6016204

yoooo nothing is a waste of time if you enjoy it and its good for you)))
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>>6016213
u gotta stop thinking everything's a stereotype lol
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>>6016211
mfw
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>>6016210
So you can pull the guitar out and play a nice little diddle when the mood calls for it

I'm trying to learn the violin again (lol again, I played it for like a year when I was little), specifically because my dysphoria demotivated me from playing an instrument I really love. My roommate wants to do street performing but he's too anxious to do it alone, so I'd be happy enough if I can get good enough to add a little bit of elegance to his music as like a back-up track, and it'll speed up practice
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>>6016201
I know who they are. Why the fuck should that change what I said. First day of real world?
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>tfw you wake up in the middle of the night and realise you are going to transition

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME
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>>6016213
lol like im never going to look good in a tennis skirt but the game is fun,

thats just an example, im not saying try tennis, just saying try stuff that interests you even if its for dumb reasons
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>>6016215
hmm... I dunno what I could do that would be fun, I mean I had shit posting to a fucking science but I am so over it. I don't know if I like anything anymore, depression took the fucking wind out of my sails and all I look forward to during the day is bedtime when I can slam sleeping pills.
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>>6016224
once you pop the fun dont stop
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>tfw you look like shane dawson
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>>6016225
I don't think anything interests me anymore, that's the scary part. I focused so much on my identity issue its all I EVER think about.
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>>6016232
at least ur a femboy
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>>6016198
>>6016226
so you want me to stop
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>>6016226
I don't know, hobbies cant cure depression but they can help

like i do pointless shit

im trans a currently a russian major, lol
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>>6016227
>tfw trying to pretend it won't happen
>already have hundreds of resources saved
>know exactly where I need to go for gender therapy and what hormones I'm gonna buy
>slowly sliding towards my inevitable transition

Shit. This time next year I'm gonna still be pretending to be repressed while I stick a dildo in my ass or something suck dick
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>>6016212
>Was that what kicked off the past several months of depression?

yeah I guess. Ive felt unwell in public more and more recently, even before that happened. but it has gotten so bad. I can barely eat anything and am really sad, even on high doses of antidepressants. I dont know if its going to get better, I just want to give up.
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>>6016235

And you look like a 10 year old girl. How are you so qt and adorable?
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>>6016235
i have a long chin and forehead
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>>6016239
It's a slippery slope.
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>>6016232
shit i have to f5 more to keep up w this

maybe you need to work on your obsessive thoughts and depression if you are totally stuck on this, it's an easy thing to get into a holding pattern on and i def feel like i struggle with it too

but i think its really worth making an effort, even if it doesnt interest you, force yourself to try other things just to break this cycle of constantly focusing on perceived flaws in your self/self image
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>>6016246
s-stop >__<
im a shota okay !!
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>>6016241
Maybe it's time to go to bed. Everything's better after a good night's sleep.
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>>6016254
I need to get up in like 7 hours, but my bf is playing DS3 and I dont want to go to bed alone. so Ill wait
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>>6016199
Would it just be enough to wear a bikini bottom under the wetsuit to help with tucking? Is there some other trick? I just want to be able to enjoy the beach again. ;_;
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>>6016148
Fuck you anon, now I don't feel comfortable complimenting Kayla because I'm gonna feel creepy like you.

(JK ily anon <3)
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>>6016260
Tell him to stop being selfish and you need cuddles!!!! It's not selfish coz you're more important than him *life haxx*
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>>6016253
>im a shota

now your just a loli

a big fat skinny adorable cute loli who is going to be a plushie on people's bed so they can hug you at night and sleep comfy.
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>>6016260
Well I am going to bed.
As always this general sets me right back on the straight and narrow.
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>>6016241
Never give up, rough patches aren't forever. While the cause wasn't the same, I've had rough patches where I can barely interact with strangers before and feel unpassable and anxious. I mean hell, I started posting here during one such rough patch. It's better now, I'm certain yours will lift too.
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why have you evicted me from my rightful homeland
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>>6016265
i compliment kayla every time I see her lol
i wish i was as pretty as she is
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>>6016262
There's this transgirl who does a webcomic on FB who surfs, u shuld ask her senpai
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>>6016273
Night-night :3
>>6016276
The Jews told me to
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>>6016267
u know we all need cuddles ur right
but if ds3 is being played u watch it and try to understand ok..

>>6016268
its true : ( i cant sleep on my side unless i cuddle with her and...WE DONT DO IT ENOUGH
i wanna cuddle pookie RN
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>>6016268
wtF put ur trip back on
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doesnt it suck how rude people are?

why cant everyone be more chill?
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>>6016276
I have, and I built a wall to keep those fucking t-backs out.
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>>6016281

put your pink lolita dress back on and dont forget the frilly white stockings so i can cuddle with you.
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>>6016282
I know right. Why can't we all hold hands and get along
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>>6016285
/mtfg/ we are going to build the most beautiful wall, the tallest, strongest wall

: '
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>>6016285
WE WUZ HORMONES
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>>6016277
Not sure whether to be mean or nice, I'll err on the nice side. Just, try to be a little less creepy with Kayla, or keep doing it like you're doing and become a meme. Either works, and everyone stays relatively happy. c:

>>6016282
I have no chill.

-flex-
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Told my therapist I was self-medding. Legal hormones here I come!!
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>>6016280
*life haxx* if ur bf is playing DS3 walk into the room and yell THE REAL DARK SOULS STARTS HERE and then slap him in the face with the wing-wang
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>>6015968

you have to go for it

and by go for it i mean see a therapist or crossdress or do something to help you understand what you are feeling

if you realize that you really are gender dysphoric, then you should transition
its going to suck but its better than the alternatives
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>>6016285
>and I built a wall to keep those fucking t-backs out
sugar walls?
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>>6016288
>put your pink lolita dress on
Can u buy me one thank u >__<
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>>6016282
I was bullied into passing
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>>6016267
oh hed do that in a heartbeat. I havent told him Ive to get up tomorrow. Id never do that unless it was important. I want to be easy to love.

>>6016273
good night senpai :3

>>6016275
Id probably need therapy or something.
the transthing is just the target of the BPD stuff. if I wasnt trans it would be something else.
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>>6016291
ahhhh i just can't wait
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>>6016300

How do i know your going to wear it?

young girl i think i have to put it on you myself.
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>>6016224

hold tight anon

the ride is just beginning
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>>6016291
Make trannybod gr8 again!!!

>>6016292
We wuz never hormones, T ;~;

>>6016298
Kek
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>>6016300
you know id buy you one if you werent so shy to ask!
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>>6016262
A friend of mine gets a lot of mileage out of a bikini skirt. In the sun, you've got extra coverage. In the water, no one is looking. Hike it up when you go for a swim so it's out of your way, and back down when you're getting out so it'll go back to keeping you covered. Pair with a tankini and all you've got on display is a bit of tummy, your arms, and your legs.
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>>6016305
I can understand the sympathy, but remember to take care of yourself too. And if he loves you, I'm sure he doesn't mind taking care of you, so don't keep yourself upset for his benefit, he wants you to be happy just as much/more so than we do <3

Either way, have a good sleep and cuddle tonight, you'll feel so much better
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>>6016309
>How do i know your going to wear it?
bcus it's fun to wear and I'm not a liar >__<

y-you can't put it on me !!
ok mayb over my clothes desu

>>6016315
>__< I have a blue one tho !!
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>>6016291
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>>6016296
>be me
>shitpost on mtfg
>hehe I don't want to be a girl. I'm a man
>go to sleep
>having dreams where I am a girl
>progressively get worse and worse
>begin asking mtfg for help
>transition now happening

Y-yay
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>>6016276
FUCK YOU I HATE YOU GET OUT


i have a new friend now :3
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>>6016324
how dare u even bring this up and not post pixx, girl
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>>6016324
;o; and a onesie ima make you wear after i take it off
>>6016329
my nips r starting to look like this qq
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>>6016324
>ok mayb over my clothes desu

No, your only allowed to wear a bra and panties underneath and they must also be qt.

http://www.amazon.com/Leegoal-Cosplay-Halloween-Costumes-Outfit/dp/B00D5VF7KE/ref=sr_1_3?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1460513702&sr=1-3&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=lolita+dress
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>>6016305
Have you started the process of finding a therapist? I'm certain it would help but I know it's terrifying to look for one
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>>6016329
triggered
well goodnight mtfg
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>>6016331
You made it f a m
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>>6016331
I shitpost on /mtfg/ too but only because self-deprecating humor doesn't work if you're an anon

(thx again for being helpful I should probably sleep and not get only 2 hrs of sleep like last night.)
>TFW you lie awake all night wishing you were a qt
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>>6016340
goodnight kayla : )
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>>6016340
Goodnight.


Don't let the testbugs bite
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>>6016335
bcus im not a perv heh
>>6016336
I need to clean the onesie desu!!
>>6016337
>__< that's rlly cute t b h
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so work tonight was ridiculous. the site i work on was having mega issues.
the applications weren't recording any of the tips being given for like the first hour and a half that i was on?
and yet i still made almost 200 and had a good time cause my viewers/regs are so cool.
this is one of those times where i'm like beyond appreciative of everything i have t b h.
like i could have done really badly really easily and i didn't ;___; sorry i'm ts emotional lately.

but ya that was my night. how was yours mtfg? what did you do today? how ya feelin?
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>>6016319
Yeah, a bikini skirt sounds like a good idea eventually. I'm not sure if I'm going to be at the point where I am fully comfortable wearing clothes that aren't somewhat unisex by this summer though, heh. Who knows.
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>>6016334
does anyone like my stick figure
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>>6016331
Well done. Hope you'll be really happy, now.
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>>6016329
what the fuuuuck is going on with those nippons

nippon ichi
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>>6016349
>not a perv
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>>6016348
>testbugs
Jesus Christ what a terrifying thought
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>>6016354
yes, I named her estrogen annie and the other is terrance testosterone
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>>6016339
last time I had one (well, three actually, at the same time) they said I should detransition and be institutionalized. One of the reasons why I got srs so fast. now they cant force me anymore. but I am so tired of talking to stupid idiots about things they cant even imagine (the ones I knew only knew hons, didnt even occur to them that going fulltime before mones might be taxing :^) )
Id just get one for antidepressants, antipsychotics and maybe DBT at some point.
I dont have the time to go into an institution though, I need to get the degree next spring/summer
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>>6016352
>tfw want to cam
>Will probably cam in a shygirl cosplay to hide my gross hon face

Would ppl pay $$$$ to see this
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>tfw eating junk food while still staying under 1200 cals for the day
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>>6016329
they look okay to me?
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>>6016362
:)
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>>6016352
Got some clothes, complimented on them a lot. Gendered correctly by one of the kiddos friends and his dentist. Not bad at all today.
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>>6016352
Aww. I really want to travel to wherever you are in Americaland and hug you. I'm so happy that things have been, and are working out for you.

I spent all night being angry at Microsoft's C# tutorials for having errors. How the hell am I going to learn how to code if the examples I'm given are wrong, and contain concepts they haven't introduced yet?

Otherwise pretty good. People are convincing me to lose weight...faster than I was planning. I'm so hungry, though ;~;
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>>6016334
>>6016354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd15wAZjjy0


HORMONE WARS

>>6016356
Yeah. Want to be held in a guys arms
>>
Sup /mtfg/!

I met up with that musician from craigslist today, and it couldn't have gone better. He came out his house as I was getting out of the car and said "you must be [girlname]," didn't hesitate or give me a weird look or anything! He didn't even ask any awkward questions! Then we played a few songs. He introduced me to his buddy, and they both used the right pronouns the whole time! Then as I was leaving, one of them called me madam!

I'm so happy right now
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C6MZul0lZ8

This song always makes me feel warm inside.
...I don't know if I can do all this...
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>>6016353
I think you could be. Just get into something like shape, make sure your legs look great, and go for it! Oh, also, Cannonball produces a mascara that's good for swimming, in case makeup is something you're super self-conscious about.
>>
>tfw somehow believed that starting hrt would help w acne
>tfw 2 months its as bad as ever

how am i supposed to wear makeup w skin this gross?
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>>6016392
no fuck you i dont need to hear this
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>>6016363
>they said I should detransition and be institutionalised
Wtf!? That's so messed up. I really can't blame any sort of distrust or anxiety about shrinks :/
Even just having one for meds though is probably a good move, can't gps prescribe stuff like antidepressants though?
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>>6016380
Nice :)
>>
This isn't even mtfg related but I found out my ex wasn't joking when she said she never pooped

It's like a serious medical condition or something

I thought she was just excessively self-conscious about bodily functions
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>>6016405
what the fuck LMAO
she should trade with me cuz i poop all the time ayy
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>>6016380

congrats on passing

>>6016381

if you think about your end goal of transitioning and all the shit you're going to have to do and put up with of course you're going to stress

take it one day at a time
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>>6016405
where does it go?
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>>6016397
hey your experience may vary

honestly it is a tiny bit better, forehead is just still a disaster
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>>6016398
well Idk. I dont distrust shrinks. I just think theyre idiots.
I dont want to call anyone for an appointment though, neither a therapist nor my GP. I dont have the energy. Ill do it if/when my SO makes me. if he doesnt Ill just do nothing. I dont care enough desu
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>>6016411
You really don't want me to answer that
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>>6016397
spiro was amazing for my skin and cured issues that years with a dermatologist couldn't help
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>>6016420
thx for hugbox
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>>6016366

umm i mean they might live for it honestly! lol

>>6016373

pix of clothes?

>>6016368

i'm on like a 1,000 or less diet rn and i just had some sushi for dinner. p good would recommend.

>>6016375

;-; t-thanks bb <3 idk a few things are goin pretty good i will admit.
how are they convincing you of that? also wait is this like a class you're taking?
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>>6016415
;_;
Well, please look after yourself, hopefully an appointment isn't necessary.
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>>6016410

I actually don't pass at all, that's the best part - that they referred to me as female while knowing I'm trans.
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>>6016435
sorry for whining that much, usually I dont do that here ;_;
thanks for listening tho!
<3
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>>6016433
Nah. Friends just keep bugging me to get into coding, and Elanna was making programming jokes one day, and I got to thinking it might be fun to try learning something newer than basic.
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>>6016437
cool so they are decent people
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>>6016392
>2 months

There's your problem. I'd say HRT starts being more noticeable at 6 months, definitely better at 1 year.
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>>6016447

Yeah! And they have really good taste in music. And a sweet practice space. So now I get to jam with them pretty much once a week. This is the best thing to happen to me in months
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>>6016445
Oh, right, and they're convincing me by posting beach bods.

I don't want to have to go without swimming this summer, but my boobs came in way too fast.
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>>6016420
how long did this take for you?

i am still holding out hope
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>>6016439
It's hardly whining, feelsposting has its place, and bottling up feels sucks.
Anytime though <3
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>>6016458
I have no idea, it was a long time ago.
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tfw you have tons of work to do but you're just sitting around like a bum. :/
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>>6016460
Hi Elanna!
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>>6016473
tfw u have tons of bum and ur workin it ;]]]
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>>6016460
hi elanna
>>
genning a trip is work damn
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>>6016380
That's great! I'm glad it worked out well for you, especially after you worried as much as you did. Hope it keeps going great when you meet the other band peeps :3
>>
>talking to a guy for a while
>seems nice
>starts making creepy jokes about how he'll make me pregnant even though im trans

>guy at my lgbt center seems nice
>starts telling people how pedophilia is ok

>one of my friends seems nice
>starts telling me completely seriously about how rape should be legal in some circumstances

>other men are assholes right off the bat

i hate men they ALWAYS let you down
>>
>>6016473
same i just posted in this thread for like an hour

wtf i have a 6000 word research paper due in 2 weeks
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>>6016490

Yeah, I don't forsee any problems. Chill dude's probably got chill friends.

I just went out and bought myself some Ben & Jerry's to celebrate.
>>
>tfw someone shoots a gun off near you when you don't have any ear protection in
>can't hear 19000hz now lol
hello substance abuse, my old friend
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>>6016475
Helloo, how's it going? :3

>>6016481
Hey anon, how's it going?

>>6016482
Just think of how much work your poor computer is doing
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>>6016502
Took some stuff now I'm higher than a kite. And I'm super comfy. How are you?
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>>6016496

Are you sure you could hear 19k before? You might just be aging, anon. Did you use some kind of online frequency sweep test? Your speakers may just have a really poor frequency response that high, especially if they're crappy laptop ones.
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>>6016496
do you have eeeeeeeeeeeee yet?
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>>6016493
>he'll make me pregnant even though im trans
i want a guy with this sort of determination
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>>6016506

>some stuff
like what?
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>>6016514
Oxy and ultram
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I'd like a hug please.

Just tell me it'll all be alright, even if it won't be. Tell me that all my pitiful dreams and aspirations since I was a small kid will come true. I don't care if it's not the truth.
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No one believes I'm a manly man
Everyone laughs at me when I tell them I am one
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>>6016524

Ahh, opiods. I took some vicodin once, that was kinda cool even though I didn't take very much.
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>>6016526
Don't ask in such a sad way, or it'll be hard for us to believe our own words, you know?
Whether you will or won't succeed isn't something I know, but I'd like to believe you will. You seem nice enough, if a little sad. *hugs*
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>>6016510
i don't know but my ears have felt weird ever since.
yeah, i did one of those tests and i can't really hear it, pretty sure i could before
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gibe d3 pusi b0s
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>>6016526
You're gonna be fine, dear.
Your family will understand and be happy for you. Your friends will stand with you come what may. The challenges you face won't defeat you, and they'll strengthen your resolve to see your hopes made manifest, always and only as yourself.

You'll be loved, and you will love. Just keep your head held high. You'll do it.
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>>6016543

It is possible you're temporarily deafened. How long ago was that?
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>>6016506
Nice, kinda jealous.
I'm doing alright, been kinda mopey all day and have been funposting instead of preparing for my presentation tomorrow ;_;

>>6016526
I can't tell you that your dreams and aspirations will come true, I don't know enough about them.
However, I can say, whatever happens, it will all be alright. You will get better.
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I'm thinking about getting a handkerchief since I cry so much.

Any recommendations?
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>>6016555
a month? i about bit the guys' dick off >:(
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>>6016564
loot an arab
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>>6016536
It's fun. I'm enjoying it.
>>6016557
If you were here I would share ~
And your presentation will be great. <3
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>>6016564
> Do a tiny bit of research on wikipedia.
> Learn about something I've never even heard of.

> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

Huh. Weirddddddd
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whats your favorite color mines glitter
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>>6016566

Oh, geez. That's really unfortunate.
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>>6016575
grey
desu
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>>6016575
Blue~
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>>6016577
:( it triggers my OCD
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can you make a dildo out of your Peenie Weenie after srs so penis doesnt go waste
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its tough being a chaser no trans girl wants to be your gf
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>>6016595
no the flesh is used
make a mold of your dick first
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>>6016597
same
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>>6016597
do you have a nice dick?
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>>6016597
good
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>>6016595
Well, it'd rot unless you do some crazy taxidermy shit but I guess you could turn it into a leather dildo, except that most of the tissue in the penis gets used in the construction of the neo-vagina so there wouldn't really be much left to use to make it.
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>>6016602
i think so yeah

>>6016603
it's not good it's bad actually
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>>6016595
I knew someone who made a cast of their penis first.
Weirded me the fuck out.

>>6016570
Thanks I hope so. Even if it doesn't, I don't care about this class anymore.
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>>6016611
show me it
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>>6016597
its literally masochist, you're dating a group that hates you. its like a jew having a thing for nazis...
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>>6016616
i dont want to be some internet slut i just want a gf
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>>6016597
Start avatarfagging, it worked for birdanon.
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>>6016613
<3
Let me know how it goes
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>>6016621
well shit man, idk what to tell you then
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>>6016620
but im a good, cool dude i swear. there's no reason to hate me just because im a chaser

>>6016622
ok ill avatarfag as myself i guess
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>>6016635
god dammit i love this meme
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>>6016611
actually its good
ur dumb
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SyxyKJdF1m
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Is there some secret to getting pretty, smooth, nails like pic related? No matter how well I put on polish it always looks... rough. Is it just genetics or some shit? Or is it just the difference between gel polish and normal polish and I'm just an idiot?
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>>6016650
What on earth am I listening to?
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>>6016642
from my perspective it's bad actually
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>>6016658
me
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>>6016670
I like you then ^-^
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>>6016667
So what are you here for, hints on how to get a trans gf? Just looking to complain?
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>>6016656
Good genes. I don't polish my fingers and my cis friends are mad jelly. Good diet helps. Generally speaking, nail polish is awful for your nails, and they will look much, much worse after it's stripped off. You'd have to regrow your entire nail to fix the damage done too.

They even shine.

I think the worst part is that if I don't file them every couple days a bit, chipping is inevitable. They're never all the *same* length, one ALWAYS chips at some point. If I didn't type so much and kept them a bit shorter, they wouldn't chip as much, but whatever.
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>>6016667
strong case
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whats a rly punk thing 2 draw
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>>6016676
no ive got the complaining out of my system now

im just here to hangout/for the memes
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>>6016684

glenn danzig
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>>6016680
this is true, i had my nails looking p good, painted them for a few months and was often lazy and peeled/chipped off polish

they are a horrible mess now, scorched earth, i am waiting for them to get decent again but its taking a while.
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How do I tuck?
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>>6016690
i need smth simpler : p
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>>6016707

the misfits skull
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>>6016704
Put your head between you legs and jump.
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Have you ever considered fantasizing about someone who trips here? Sexually.
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>>6016680

>Generally speaking, nail polish is awful for your nails, and they will look much, much worse after it's stripped off. You'd have to regrow your entire nail to fix the damage done too.

whaaaat
I've never heard this before
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>>6016714
>not just fucking someone who trips here
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>>6016714
i do that every day
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>>6016716
4 way buffing block fixes literally everything
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>>6016711
thx

>>6016714
its too late

>>6016716
its a lil worse but ive painted mine like 4x they always recover after a bit
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>>6015775
yeah. i saw not manly mantoday!
>>6015781
play powerful emo!!!
time to bully you tho
>>6016684
yeee do something your parents wouldn't want youb to draw. that's what punx do
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>>6016712
No seriously.

I know you put the balls back where they dropped from, but what about the phallus? What tape am I supposed to use? Am I supposed to use tape?
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>>6016680
ugh ill probably never have nice nails
i started taking biotin a while back but theres still noticeable like... ridges in my nails running lengthwise if you look at them in the light
this is my punishment for years of biting them due to repression
feelsbadman
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>>6016731
>>6016731
>>6016731

We need a fresh one.
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>>6016714
i have had sexual encounters with 4 people who trip or have tripped here
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>>6016726
nah ud have to beat me up every1 knows that
being mean to me just make me cry xd
make me angry wtf
thats a feeling i miss
stupid sissy supplements
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