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>>6014081
>8RH0ns3.jpg
y-you too
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=]
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>>6014081
F R O G E
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Nth for working out to git fit for summer
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>>6014089
HOOOOOOOOOOONSSSSS
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>tfw no qt mtf bike
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nth for
>tfw no pet frog
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>>6014103
nth for u go do that xd

>>6014105
paging kayla..
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>>6014080
I know SOMEONE is catfishing using my fb photos. I got a screenshot of my photos being sent to some person on tumblr.
Hips wasn't blocked on my fb until only a few days, and he's mad at me for not letting his little 12 year old gross boy ass fuck me. It could possibly be hips.
Also, I'm going to stop posting this photos. I know y'all are wary of fursuits
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Smokes like a damn train. Still cute though.
http ://webcamrec.
com /-gKd8Pr2RZ
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>got a D on an english paper because something something in-text citations what is a literature review
>told to completely rewrite an essay in german about "food culture" by thursday because the essay i turned in is a bitter and disrespectful piece on why i hate people
>also reported to the dean of students because my german professor is "seriously concerned" about me and the "dark tone" of my essay
>meanwhile, i have three other papers between english and german to worry about due next week that i haven't been able to get started because of the shit that just came back
>don't even want to go back to college but i can't find work to support myself because i'm barely qualified to do anything and i'm too autistic and unconfident to interview
someone kill me
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>>6014123
>>told to completely rewrite an essay in german about "food culture" by thursday because the essay i turned in is a bitter and disrespectful piece on why i hate people

did you write direspectful stuff about us?
why
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>tfw puked 3 times on the bus to and from field excursion for palaeoclimatology course
thanks again, dyspraxia
and we got back so late the fucking pharmacy was closed, I'll have to pic up my new inhaler tomorrow
ALSO I BOOKED MY FIRST BLOOD TEST, WHOO THANK YOU BASED NEW GP

>>6014118
aw :( I think it's cute!
my fwb got his cat ears and tail today, he looks so fuckin cute <3
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HOW do i come out to friends
HOW

HOW do i come out to friends
kill me dad
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>>6014055
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>>6014103

I used my elliptical for 40 minutes this morning
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reminder being trans isnt as bad as being a nigger
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>>6014123
Accept the D, do better next time.
Did your essay even ostensibly follow the guidelines, or was it totally off-topic?
Tell the dean to blow you, this isn't kindergarten anymore
Hurry up and tend to those other papers, don't waste time on asshole administrators
I'm sorry, I know that feel. You gotta soldier through it, okay?
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>>6014140
what if I am trans and a transracial?
does that make me transtransnigger?
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>>6014103
what's you're workout routine?
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>>6014145
It means you need to go to the fucking gas chambers.
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>>6013993
oh shit you're a Rhodie? Nigga drop that contact info I gotta talk to you senpai
>>6013998
>>6014001
>>6014003
>>6014012
low iq
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>>6014133
Sorry you were sick repeatedly, hope you're feeling better now. Good luck getting your inhaler tomorrow, and congrats on booking the blood test!
>>6014134
"Hey guys I have something to say - I'm trans"
>>6014138
Good that you're staying healthy ^-^
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>>6014154
low iq
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>>6014143
>Accept the D,
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>>6014138
Nice, hitting that 40 minute mark always feels good :3

>>6014149
40 min recumbent stationary bike
4x12 floor presses, 4x30sec plank, 4x12 seated dumbbell press, 4x10 dumbbell squats
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>>6014137
>tfw you went to a concert like five months or so ago
>same line problem
>just waited in line for like 10 or 15 minutes instead, waiting to be clocked
>no one said anything or even really looked at me funny
i was rly nervous tho
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>>6014118
those are cute fursuits
i want a onesie or smth
smth more practical

>>6014140
what if im half black

>>6014160
low test*****
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>>6014154
yummy yume~
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>>6014134
iktf
>talking to dad on phone today about moving out soon
>"just come and work with me, you know I love you, live with me and your mum forever"
>"I don't think that would be conducive to my personal development, dad"
>"sure it is, then when you and [FEMALE FRIEND'S NAME REDACTED] get fucking like rabbits and have kids they can live with us too, three generations under the same roof"
>"1. that sounds like like something out of texas chainsaw massacre, I don't want to be in a sheltered hick commune, 2. I hope you're not still expecting me to have grandkids"
>"why not, you're not a faggot are you?"
>"no, I just don't think I'd make a good parent, I can barely take care of myself. it doesn't matter, there's other stuff I can contribute to the future of our species than my shitty genetics- art, politics, science, a legacy-"
>"genes. you need to pass down genes. pin [FEMALE FRIEND'S NAME REDACTED] down on your bed and tear her fucking panties off, it doesn't matter that she's a bit dykey, she'll come around"
>"okay dad"

>mfw the friend of mine he always pervs on, including saying this shit well within their earshot, is actually FtM and seeking HRT atm
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Oh my
Russian board is interesting board
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>>6014174
Isn't your dad a psychopath?
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>>6014174
I don't like this country
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>>6014152
as a guard? or as an inmate? Iam cool with either!
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>>6014170
>yume
>low test
hahaha
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>>6014140
that actually brightened my day, ty anon
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>>6014170
gas chamber
>>6014188
>tfw gem hates u
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>tfw your gf sleeps all day
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>>6014174
oh and another gem from that call, when he handed the phone to my mum
>"you realise you're going to have to have your hair short again, don't you? nobody will hire you looking how you do now"
>"I just don't want it short, mum, I'll get it trimmed but I've got to figure out how I want it cut, maybe I'll book a consultation"
>"why don't you just get it short, you look nice when it's short!"
>"I was thinking maybe I'd get a fringe at the front so it's not in my eyes at least? that'd be better right?"
>"you can't have a fringe and then keep the rest long, you'll look like a girl. you're not a tranny. ...are you?"
>"no"
>"exactly. we'll get it cut when you're home next, don't worry"
>worry intensely
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>>6014131
mostly about my family
>>6014143
oh there's nothing i can do about the english paper, i'm just upset because it was like 7 pages of actual research and i'm NOT any kind of writer
there were three points to the prompt
1) what is food culture
2) what is food culture to you
3) what is a meal that was memorable
i wrote a brief couple sentences about meals being a time for people to spend time together and communicate, and i wrote a goddamn novel about my personal nonparticipation in "food culture" and why i hate spending time with people and communicating, then i wrote about the time i ate like five plates of sashimi tuna in hawaii
i just ignored the email from the dean and i'm doing my best to make it through the end of the semester but this essay could kill my grade in german if i don't get a new, less offensive version turned in in 2 days
and now i have to go tutor some neighbor kid in english for the ACT so i'm not 100% broke
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>>6014159
>"Hey guys I have something to say - I'm trans"
idk why i find it so hard. i know they'd be accepting. theres just like this mental block i cant get past

>>6014174
jesus. thats rough. im glad my mom snooped through my stuff that one time and found my diary cause if she didnt i'd probably still not be out to them either.
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What are some fictional characters that are transition goals for you?
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>>6014203
>diary
i thought those were just for writing shitty poetry about clocks and dying
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>>6014187
>5'3
>no body hair
>cute little baby hands and baby feet
>naturally fem voice
>little loli all around
>>low test
come ON anon

>>6014192
are you black?
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>>6014187
I'm literally in steroids right now, I am the opposite of low test.
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>>6014182
I've described him as a "psycho" colloquially in that he has viciously antisocial and cruel behaviour, idk if he is clinically though

he fits the profile of OCD + schizotypal personality disorder exactly though, and my sister is very close to the same. I've been trying to convince them to see psychs for years but my dad doesn't believe in medicine and psychiatry even though he believes in aliens, witches' curses etc. and so there's no fucking way he'd let my sister see a psych, let alone submit to one himself. This is how I got to this old without my obvious problems, which I brought up with my parents again and again, being diagnosed or treated. He thinks mental illnesses and disabilities are made up and my mum's totally under his thumb when it comes to use of the car, finances etc.
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>>6014208
>about clocks
Wat
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>>6014208
it was. but it also served the purpose of being my therapist before going to a therapist
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>>6014081
This is now a turtle thread
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>>6014209
Delete this you harlot
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>>6014187
low test compared to me DAMN
not rly : ( bbw scares me wahh

>>6014192
no i have a laser appt fuck off!!!!!

>>6014193
8====DG====8 benis on benis
mmm mmm
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>>6014196
Robin, you have to tell them no. You'll get your hair cut the way you want it cut, they can worry about their own damn hair.
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>>6014209
thats not why you hate me senpai
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>>6014174
>>6014196
>>6014213
You may just be THE most mentally fucked up person in the general, I'm sorry about your family
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>>6014220
never

I could literally hold you in my arms right now and you would love it like the girl you are
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>>6014168
>go to concert
>use mens
>little kids stare at you

I hate not passing
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>>6014214
I like clockwork
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>>6014223
are you my sister??
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>>6014233
nope
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>>6014201
Tell your professor that this is academia, and that whether an essay is offensive or not should have no bearing on your grade. Appeal to a superior if he doesn't grade you fairly on the essay you already wrote and turned in. Have fun with the neighbor kid :3
>>6014203
Shame and anxiety are really strong emotions, but you can push past them - I believe in you!
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>>6014205
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>>6014134
I did it one by one.

"So... I'm going to be transitioning to female."
Which was met with: "oh. That makes sense," or "I'm super happy for you, but not much of a surprise," or some similar variant.
It's awkward as fuck, but the responses usually remind you how cool your friends are.
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>>6014134

it just sucks

there is no great way to come out, just gotta get it over with when you're ready/cant hide it
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>>6014215
Oh I get that
I'm writing an autobiography but it's on a flash drive that basically never leaves my person
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>>6014140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz9ZMD9KFNg

I COULD HAVE BEEN A GOD
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>>6014230
they thought you were their mommy

>>6014235
then I probably dont hate you senpai
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>>6014248
youd be surprise
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>>6014222
I know, I've been putting my foot down for 3 years now, you've all seen my oldest pics with the lego man hair I used to be forced to have with them cutting my hair in my sleep if I resisted and shit. If I had to move back in with them though I'd probably cave under the pressure as well as just generally losing it, they already bully me over it and keep calling me a tranny and stuff despite not being out to them and it's only moving to uni that made me be less stressed enough to start defying them. It's really hard when you're weak and disabled and facing down an industrial worker and former karate trainer who once punched a dent in a solid wooden door in front of me though. Oh and I don't get a lock on my door, I've had about 5 fitted so far and the moment he wants to speak to me he doesn't even knock, he just charges the door and rips it open, pulling the screws out the wood.

My childhood wasn't physically or sexually abusive, sure, but on an emotional level it fucked me all the way up. I still can't confront people IRL or talk to men his age at all without having to fight off total breakdown and crying wherever I am which is one of the reasons I think I might have some level of PTSD. It made surveying for my dissertation a lot harder.
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>>6014201
>i wrote a brief couple sentences about meals being a time for people to spend time together and communicate, and i wrote a goddamn novel about my personal nonparticipation in "food culture" and why i hate spending time with people and communicating, then i wrote about the time i ate like five plates of sashimi tuna in hawaii

that doesnt sound too bad tho
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>>6014196

Your parents know best especially since you'll never be anything but an hons.
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I'm coming out to my mom in an hour.

What is the first thing I should say?
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>>6014257
Well I'm told it's ungradeable or a 0 or something
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>>6014255
...you can't go back there.
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>>6014263
"Mommy, Daddy, I want to turn my outie into an innie"
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How do I stop self-pitying??
yeah shit sucks, but need to get over it
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>>6014266
I like it.
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>>6014265
does my paranoia about work/degree and stuff and low self-esteem make more sense now? I've mentioned a lot of this stuff before.
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>>6014263
I am so distant from my parents.


My mom literally cried because I never talk to her and tell her to go away when she ask how I am.

Fucking bitch
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I need a hug. I've had an emotionally loaded day.

I feel hopeless today. Maybe tomorrow things will be better...
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>>6014263
'this is your fault and if you don't support me totally in my transition, including financially, I'll sue for child abuse and I'll tell people you molested me. I love you mom.'
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>>6014213
I can understand distrusting psychiatrists, and why he might not want to see one himself, but he has no business stopping other people from getting help. You really should move away as soon as you possibly can, maybe join a tranny house if one of them will take you.
>>6014255
They'd cut your hair in your sleep and punch through doors? What the hell, Robin, please never go back there. Find literally anywhere else to go, please, I can't express how bad for you that place is.
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>>6014236
yeah, its hard to break a shame barrier thats been building since early childhood. thank you kind anon

>>6014238
thats exactly the reaction im hoping for. i hate the idea of people being shocked by it. i might do the one-by-one approach. idk. im gonna be living with all of my guy friends and a few other guys for like 7 weeks this summer. we're all being housed for work. so that should be interesting.

>>6014240
i could see myself waiting until boobs or something outs me. i need something to push it to happen

>>6014242
thats awesome! i want to write an autobiography one day. ive had a pretty weird life so far

>>6014269
im trying to figure that out too. ive at least learned that drinking only makes it worse
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>>6014269
Stop believing in regrets and cut ties with your life
>>6014273
I wish I could tell my parents to go away
>>6014275
My German professor almost made me cry when she confronted me about my essay
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>>6014275
*hugs* <3 <3 <3
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>>6014280
It's basically just a proxy for talking about my fucked up childhood
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>>6014264
Tell your professor that if he can't grade a paper that met the guidelines, he's incompetent and unworthy of his job.
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>>6014286
I may have started the second paragraph with "to me, food is only to prevent starvation while I write essays about bullshit I don't care about"
So there may be some justification for her
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>>6014275
D: what happened?


also *hugs*
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>>6014275
>tfw no bf
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>completely and irreparably failing education
>to ugly for porn

what do??
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>>6014301
work at safeway its a lot comfier
and u may make enough money to get an associates in the meantime
u got this anon
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>>6014301
Become a monk or nun
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>>6014295
>be me
>see the endo this morning
>met kate on a pass thread
>meet wiith her
>we hang out afterwards
>she goes out of her way to embarrass me
>she hits me
>I ask her to stop
>she hits me harder
>I cry
>she licks the tears off my face
>end life
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>>6014280

that seven week housing situation is gonna be awkward as fuck. :/
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>>6014275
big internet hug anon!!!!

who else here plays miitomo?
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>>6014309
You deserved it
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>>6014273
Anon I don't know why you're doing that, but could you maybe bully your mom a little less? I understand the irritation of dealing with some people, but it can feel nice to be nice, you know?
>>6014275
A *hug* for you. Have hope for tomorrow, okay?
>>6014293
Sorry for misgendering your professor, and what's the course about? If it's just German, than blunt honesty has an aesthetic value to it which falls under the umbrella of language, i.e. German. Try arguing that, maybe?
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>>6014275
I hope you can find somebody nice to cuddle with and make the troubles melt away til the morning senpai <3

>>6014279
>You really should move away as soon as you possibly can
Yeah no shit, that's why 50% of my posts are about options for moving out and doing stuff myself and how I'm scared of not being able to afford FFS for years longer than those with parental support and not being able to vent my depression anywhere irl and stuff. I know how bad it is, I've seen my mum's personality change over the last 20 years, she's vindictive and vengeful towards people and has started actively fucking with my dad in un-productive ways, she never used to be like that. My dad's always been nuts and idk how the fuck they got together in the first place, but I've seen how it's changed her over time and how my sister (although she was always nuts like my dad) has gotten more and more anxious to the point of not leaving her room for 2-3 days at a time and missing exams, dropping hobbies etc. now and I'm terrified of moving back in with them because I know it'll happen to me. That's the main reason I'll probably kill myself if I fail my degree, it's my only ticket out of that rural shithole.
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>>6014318
>I'll probably kill myself


Why wait?
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>>6014310
yyyyyyes it will.
funny thing is that all the girls are staying in one house, and all the guys in another. but im really good friends with some of the guys so i'd rather be in the guy house tbhon. it should be fun at least

but idk if i want to come out before or during or after... its gonna be really awkward no matter what i guess
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>>6014275
Please accept this hug.

>>6014272
Yes. It makes total sense. NEVER go back there.

>>6014280
Good luck, Grey. I'm hoping they are good to you, as well. It will certainly be weird when you're living with all of them, and they start to notice the effects hormones are having on you. Hopefully not too much so, or in a bad way.
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>>6014317
I don't bully her.


I just shut them out and they know nothing about me or my feelings.
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>>6014323
In case it works out... other people make it, so I keep trying to tell myself I'm not so ~unique~ that I have it so hard I can't do the same thing, and when I feel like that's wrong I just tell myself I can't trust my own judgement because I clearly have something wrong with my brain
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>>6014301
Learn a trade, maybe something relating to construction or bookkeeping.
>>6014318
If you do fail your degree, don't give up. Even join the army if you have to, or become a hitchhiker, or whatever you have to do to get somewhere safe where you can happily transition in peace.
>>6014323
wowrude
>>6014330
Try not to shut them out so much, they're probably worried about you. I'm kind of a hypocrite for saying this, but you could at least let them in a little, talk to them about inane, meaningless topics just so that they're happy you're talking to them.
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>>6014318
Parental support helps a lot, but you CAN manage without them. Like was suggested earlier, see what options you have to live with a few other trans people. It's a comparatively inexpensive way to live.
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>>6014329
thank you!
yeah it should be interesting to say the least. 7 weeks is long ass time. im sure it wont take long before some asks "hey what are those pills for"
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God damnit /mtfg/, why are there no passers posting for me to bully? I demand sacrifice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHCrd-tLo0M

I'm losing myself.
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>>6014348
If I see someone that passes, Ill send them your way
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>tfw making yourself in dark souls
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>>6014295
>>6014283
Nothing new to anyone here. Just waves of dysphoria catching up while I'm not passing yet.

Today, the focus is on lost memories and lost years. I'm 23, and I never truly got to live my life. I've had dysphoria since I was a toddler, and I distracted myself from my problems with academia, and, now that I'm out of university, even IF I were to pass, I wouldn't be able to experience an ordinary teenage, or even university life. Those days are gone. All I can do is get a 9-5 job and socialize with the little time I have left. I mean, in university, and high school, I sacrificed socializing and taking care of my body for academia solely to distract myself.

Even after all this heartache, even after all the sacrifices in my life, the golden years of my life are gone. I'll never experience the things I always wanted to, simply because I'm no longer at that stage in my life and simply can't. My folks are letting me live with them while I transition, but they've been not-so-transparently hinting that they'd like to see me get a job asap and leave the house. I feel like that pressure is part of the reason I'll wind up a total slut and/or a prostitute in the near future, because it's the only way I'll get to have my cake and eat it too.

I'm such a shitty drama queen.
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>>6014359

Faye if you dont stop with the self depreciation im going to fondle the shit out of you.
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Hi ~
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>>6014374

UGLY
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>>6014359
i would smooch this qt
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>>6014359
lol
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>>6014365
Let's just lay down the ground rules

no tickling, I'm not ticklish I swear ._.;

Don't touch the breasts, they're super sensitive and I've been known to moan inappropriately
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>>6014363
I know exactly all of those feels :(
thats not being a drama queen, its just trying coming to terms with fate.
weve been dealt really bad cards and now we somehow have to figure out how to deal with it.
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>>6014378
Hey Steven Tyler, how have you been?
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>tfw no vagina
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>>6014374
fuck off nigger
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>>6014374
Hey Korra! What lovely meal are you preparing tonight?
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>>6014339
You must be new if you think my medical records would permit me to join the army

Hitchhiking doesn't pay for HRT or FFS and hitchhiking as a hon is not a future I want to even imagine

>>6014341
Yes, it's a bit of a lottery in terms of finding people who can stand me but I'm going to at least try and find somewhere with fellow lgbt people if not specifically trans people, I've already decided on that
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>>6014380
You get that anon was just hugboxing, right? No one would actually want to touch you.
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>>6014363
Please stop I'm going to cry ;_; It's not as hopeless as all that, even while working people maintain social lives and families. Good luck, you can do it!

>>6014374
Ohai Korra~

>>6014385
I know this feel :c
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>>6014382
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiMM
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>>6014363
if there's one thing I'm glad about being autistic for it's that I never would have had an ordinary girl childhood etc. even if I wasn't trans, so no regrets in that sense
still sucks I missed out on a normal life but I can't pin it just on dysphoria
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>>6014393
I just have a shit memory, so I might have read your posts in the past and forgotten the details. Anyways~ I didn't mean hitchhiking as a career, but rather as a means of getting the fuck away from where you grew up, and finding someplace new to settle down.
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>>6014384
>calling red a dumb insult for no reason/jealousy
this meme needs to die
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>>6014363
It's perfectly natural to grieve for the life you should have lived, and... oh.
>>6014382
This stuff.

You are allowed to hurt, and you are allowed to be upset when trouble is heaped on you. Good luck, and I feel those feels.
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>>6014221
what the
>>6014277
nth for titchbits is fucking hilarious
>>6014359
When I play a game with character creation I A L W A Y S make my character as monstrous as possible
>>6014374
Hello friend 〔´∇`〕
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good morning sunshine sparkles
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>>6014395
Wait so when me and Edie spend three nights together in San Fran this weekend, she won't be touching me while we share the same bed? I don't know anon
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>>6014408
Not that anon but it was pretty funny. Mean but funny.
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>>6014423
It's clownfaces job to pretend to like nasty men in exchange for attention, you are well aware of that.
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>>6014406
oh
nah I'm gonna make my parents help me move out and transfer my stuff (including ~500 uncommon/rare CD singles, it's my aspergers thing) and then drop the bomb once they get back home
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>>6014417
are you calling me some kinda faggot
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>>6014417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0UodUr_pM
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>>6014417
Hi Kayla!

Anything fun going on today, or just more packing?
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this is a test

do not reply to this post for it is simply a test.
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>>6014430
do u have any buckethead

>>6014416
benis

>>6014417
its s-sunset shimmer...

>>6014433
is being a faggot a bad thing now wahhh
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>>6014417
Heya Kayla ^_^
>>6014430
Y-you're going to come out as trans? Or tell them that you're moving out?
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>>6014408
I feed on the insecurities of the beautiful. Feed me more passers /mtfg/, I desire to engorge myself on their tears.
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>>6014444
>4444
Godly Quads
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>>6014363
As much as it hurts, the golden years are ahead of you, not behind you.
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>>6014430

>~500 uncommon/rare CD singles
That sounds neat. Any that you're particularly proud of obtaining?

>inb4 some obscure Somalian dreamfunk band
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>>6014433
you never watch princess jewels?

>>6014438
>fun
nigga I don't know what fun is, I had to rotate the tires on my moms car and detail it, also have an actual gp appointment tomorrow and I haven't seen one in 4 years.
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>tfw you will never be able to sing like Amy Lee, or even Kellin Quinn

Shit sucks famalam. I was in the choir until my voice broke.
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>>6014449
I am your god. /mtfg/ shall have no other gods before me.
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>>6014441
low test
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>>6014442
it is if you dont want to be kindling
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>>6014403
You're not autistic, you're just a retard (among other things).
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>>6014417
love u kayla
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>>6014457
no??? Ive watched princess amethyst though
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>>6014429
But I'm not paying for it, you have to understand the difference between liking someone and having a job anon
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>>6014458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE
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meme
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>Craigslist person I was gonna jam with cancelled because "something came up

On one hand, phew, don't have to worry about how I look today.
On the other hand, omg ur prolonging my anxiety and I'm gonna have to go through this whole silly ordeal next week
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>>6014474
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>>6014417
Hi Kayla!
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do not reply to this post
this is a test, not an actual post
thank you
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>>6014479
>fucking people from craigslist
the only reason to use that site is to flip cars cheap
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>>6014479
Are you that harmonica Dysphoria Blues anon?
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>>6014461
ill be kindling if i dont get burnt thx
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>>6014488

I'm joining a band. I would never use Craigslist for sex. Ew.

>>6014489

Nope.
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>>6014444
>beautiful
>passer
Haha okay!
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>>6014479
Aww, sorry it fell through. Hey, at least you rescheduled instead of cancelling altogether!
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>>6014469
You have to understand that while you might not be paying in money, you're paying in affection or attention. Clownface is going to use up her looks and then shell need a dupe like you to get it. The reason you're with her is because unless you give them some sort of exchange to incentivize the other party, no one wants you. This is why you'll be sleeping with a whore.
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Is there ever going to be a meet up for us Brits?
I know there's at least like 5 or 6 of us.
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>>6014492
you can be in my band if you can exactly replicate bird noises
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>>6014444
>tfw anon hasn't bullied you in awhile
Ouch ;~;
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>>6014500
i'll go if the brit meetup is west coast north america
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>>6014493
It's true. I pick on you because you ignore me and I think you're a cunt, you don't make me feel insecure in even the slightest.
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>>6014504
they said the tears of the beautiful, retard.
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>>6014492
oh... its just when you said you would jam with a guy from craigslist I thought that was code for sex lol
im dumb
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>>6014500
That sounds like a terrible idea.

Let me repress in peace
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>>6014442
no it's mostly Scandanavian pop/folk-rock stuff or stuff from the northern-England art-rock scene

>>6014443
coming out, duh, the only reason I didn't upon coming to uni was because I still have to stay with them during summer/xmas holidays and I always end up with physical tics by the end of the holidays it makes me so anxious to live there already so coming out would have made living there unbearable

>>6014455
Well, there's a couple of early Coldplay ones that I think there's less than 1500 copies of, don't want to get too specific but they're worth enough for someone to steal.
Got a couple of extremely limited (<500 copies) Record Store Day vinyls from Peter Bjorn And John and the like, oh I also have vinyls I should have mentioned, what I queued for hours for in the dark to be at the front of the queue every year.
Rarest I've got are from the the band Field Music and their multitudinous side-projects, not too well known outside of niche academic circles (they're a band for readers of The Guardian and listeners of BBC Radio 6, let's put it like that) but they're universally critically acclaimed and are faves of mine... took one of the demo EPs by them to a concert to get them signed and David Brewis told me it was rare enough even the band didn't own any copies, so that was cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBqx9Tpmj-U

Currently trying to track down some early Maximo Park and PB&J demo EPs.
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>>6014507
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>>6014463
I think you may have been on 4chan using the "lol autism" meme for so long you now cannot recognise actual real-life autism when you see it.
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>>6014509
come, you can be my repressive boymode b/gf
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>>6014504

i only bully hons or people who arent qt looking preHRT.
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>>6014492
what do you play? Or do you sing?
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>tfw considering camming as a male model
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>>6014500
Do you honestly think that's a good idea? Don't forget I live in the UK.
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>>6014519
My heart is dead
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>>6014487
this is merely another test
do not reply or pay attention
do not question the purpose of this test
thank you
remember: please under any circumstances do NOT reply to this post
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>>6014506
I'm sorry I don't pay attention to every person on the Internet >.<
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>>6014525

Yeah your so ugly your probably going to kill them just by them seeing your disgusting face.

titchbits, oryx should have a gun before they ever have to get 50 kilometers of your face.
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>>6014520
Why? Ugly people are good, they make you look better by comparison. One day Ill make /mtfg/ the ultimate honbox that passers don't dare approach. Why shouldn't the passers feel as awful about themselves as we do? Is this not justice? Why do they deserve to be happy?
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>>6014499
lmao
anon
chillllllllllooooooooouuuuuutttttt
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so I am going to ask my gp for a referral to a shrink, what kind do I want, a psychologist or a psychiatrist?
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>>6014515
Oh, I see. :/ Have like, a knife in your waistband or sock or something when you tell them.
>>6014532
Y-yummy test?
>>6014552
Why would you ever want either of those things? If you must, get a psychologist, they can't do as much damage.
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>>6014499
Why does this anon always attack me when Kayla starts posting, it's the weirdest thing
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>>6014534
wait Oryx is from the UK?

>>6014552
former is therapy, latter is drugs
I think
at least in england
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>>6014533
You should be, I could have been a bastion of strength and helped you come to accept yourself. Ill never hugbox you now though. So like, did you smoke heroin for a while when you were a whore? You've got some nasty sunken junkie cheeks.
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>>6014552
>psychologist or a
you talk to them, this is a therapist
>psychiatrist
perscribes medication and does little else
>>6014560
"this"
"anon"
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>>6014558
Nah I mean I'm gonna move in wherever and then wait for them to drive all the way back home and then ring them or tell them on facebook
that way even if they want to fuck my shit right up I can just go out for a while and leave them with an empty, locked house they can't access without breaking the law and upsetting whatever housemates I get
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>>6014560
I think the best part of postinf on here is you all assume its Kayla. Thanks Kayla for being such a toxic cunt for so long that everyone assumes that Im you.
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>>6014558
you didnt listen

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

IT SAID NOT TO RESPOND
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>>6014562

Thats besides the point, kill yourself you fucking freak.
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>>6014568
>>6014562
okay, I want the psychiatrist because I NEED Xanax
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>>6014560
Does it bother you that the only person willing to touch you is a literal whore? Its ok hon, lots of others on here have the same problem.
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>>6014560
I am posting in 3 other threads right now and I really don't give two hoots about whatever drama is currently going on so just stop being a bitch to me
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>>6014565
If I recall correctly, like a week or two ago didn't she let a dealer fuck her in exchange for free drugs?
>>6014573
Oh, wow, okay. That's a better plan than mine, neat c: Good luck Robin!
>>6014577
D: I'm sorry!
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>>6014580
Kayla post a screencap proving that Im not you, your god commands you, redeem yourself and prove you're not shitposting anymore.
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>>6014565
Nope! I stay away from the hard stuff. Just weed and psychedelics for me please. You're probably seeing the contouring on my cheek. I don't need to be hugboxed!
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>>6014497

>Turns out he can actually do it today but it's gonna be just him instead of the whole band

oh boy, one-on-one interaction, my forte (it's not my forte)

>>6014502

CAW!

>>6014522

I'd be playing drums for them. But I also sing and play all the cool rock instruments (guitar & bass)
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>>6014585
I did, but I knew the dealer pretty well, and I wanted xanax...he was really nice okay?!!?
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>>6014587
>dont need to be hugboxed
You look like a straight up man, your brows look like shit, your jaw is rugged as fuck. You have some wierd emo boy haircut, dress in male clothing, and are like six foot. Hon, you need hugboxing.
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>>6014594
>I believe women look like anime
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>>6014593


Reminder that xanax can use rape.
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>>6014518
Go away retard. I am surprised you have the gall to come back here after showing just how much of a creepy fucker you are.
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>>6014593
you should stop replying to the troll posts, lol
>>6014602
ok
how do you want me to do it
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>>6014585
its okay anon, its all over now

everything from here on out has a different course
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>>6014602
Lipstick way too strong, besides that, pass 100%
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>>6014598
Hey, he never goes outside, so he only knows women from his animemes
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>>6014515

Mm, not really my thing but it sounds like it's a nice hobby that you care about.
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>>6014607
pls don't troll i have been having a bad week ;-;
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>>6014610
What about it had been bad?
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>>6014602
Is that the Crow cosplay?
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>>6014582
Wait I'm so confused, I don't know anyone who engages in intercorse for money, and I kissed like 10 people in Portland and like literally passed out being held last night, so like maybe try a different route of attack.

Oooo I'm old maybe try that
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>>6014610
Your boymode doesn't pass, sorry.
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>>6014614
>being harassed by a transphobe who lives in my building
>huge fight with family and had to cut the remaining relatives that still talk to me out of my life
>general work stress with upcoming deadlines
>broke ;-;
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>>6014629
>being harassed by a transphobe who lives in my building
deets?

>huge fight with family and had to cut the remaining relatives that still talk to me out of my life
ouch, more deets

btw everyone has money stress rn
>>
Ladies, are you sick in tired of struggling wondering who going to pay this bill or waiting on paycheck to come. Could you use extra income on the weekends or your day off. If so then apply even if you don't think youre a match let me (the expert) decide. Send in photo with contact info and why youre interested.
Little history about myself I'm a 29 year old African American who resides in Los Angeles. At the age of 19 I was taught how to pimp. I became very successful at it. Then when I became 22 I got even smarter and started my own escort/sugar baby service. Had paperwork and paid my taxes. I stop in 2014 do to the fact I feel in love.(that's now over and done with) but I gave up everything even bought new phone so I have zero contacts.

I tell you all this to say. I'm experienced in what I do and I'm starting from scratch. My plan is to build a exclusive members only club. Which would mean anyone who calls been screened and processed to the max. You keep 70 percent of your earnings for incall calls and 60 percent on outcalls. Protection and driver services provided.
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>>6014602
You pass but you're ugly and the lack of clothing visible under your coat makes you look like you're an exhibitionist and totally naked. Lipstick is awful too.

I'm being brutally honest.
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>>6014633
i don't have money stress
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>>6014633
Yea I don't have money stress either, my dad pays for everything of mine
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>>6014590
Are you sure you still wanna do it, and not wait for a... actually, this might be better. You can get to know him, and he can get to know you. If you become friends, then even if the other band members are put-off you'll have somebody to back you.
>>6014593
I'm not judging you lol, I'm just saying that you voluntarily got fucked for drugs ;3
>>6014602
What is this expression, it feels like you're sad or grumpy for some reason.
>>6014606
*nervous*
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>>6014635
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>>6014639
good for you, no need to rub it in anyone's face jerk
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>>6014635
Do you work with men
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How do you go back to repression mode after the realization that you're trans?
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>>6014587
<3

>>6014594
DON'T BULLY RED

>>6014609
danke
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>>6014636
>>6014636
her blouse is clearly visible though
>>6014648
?
>>6014654
m a y b e
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>>6014657
By being a dumbass who wants to end up killing themselves or becoming a hon.
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>>6014635
>not going independent
I like living dangerously
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>>6014657
Listen to lots of thrash metal, drink straight gin, buy a motorcycle, get a job doing paving
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>>6014635
are hons accepted? i need that ffs monies
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>>6014636
>Lipstick is awful too.
y?
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>tfw gonna be in Oregon round June

Yay
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>>6014660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhuGB2S_TNo
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>>6014657
If you value your sanity and/or your life, you don't. Cat's out of the bag now anon, I'm sorry.
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>>6014636
>lack of clothing visible
You're being brutally blind
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>>6014659
I like being bullied
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>>6014645

I'm already all psyched up to go, so might as well, right? Plus I went and got my eyebrows threaded just for the occasion.
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>>6014674
drag shit is like the blackface to trans people
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>>6014657
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO
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>>6014657
Repress harder; source: my 12-year-old self who realized he/she was transgender and was deathly afraid of judgement.
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>>6014629
Oh... I hate that things have been getting worse for you. Wish there were a way to help out. Can't wait to stop being poor ;~;
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>>6014670
yes
it can be worked around
>>6014668
ok
your loss
>>6014674
what is this
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>>6014678
Dork
>>6014679
Yeah, if you're feeling up to it and prepared and everything, go for it! Good luck, relax, have fun!
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>>6014680
No, drag is the blackface of cis people, it has nothing to do with trannies and never did.
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hey maddie, I still want to here the deets on what went down with your neighbor and family
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Who would be willing to pay for my ffs? I promise to be a good girl!
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>>6014657
You just need to man up and repress even harder. Just don't break like all these other little bitches. Power through it.
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>>6014657
You tell yourself you can be gay, have some sex as a twink that makes you cry every time, and go through a phase of trying to be your dream boy until you realize you're literally acting like a fujoshi who got turned into a boy.
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>>6014680
nah u care too much LOL

>>6014688
u rn

>>6014693
why not just become animal.. its cheaper, i did it
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>>6014657
Go for gold

Transition is only meant for people born lucky enough to be pretty.


Fuck em. Repress and get revenge by outing them, harassing them and ruining their lives.
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>>6014693
You have a nice face Red.
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>>6014657
the same way you get off mr. bone's wild ride.
>>6014674
hi!!!
>>6014688
aww shit sign me up srsly desu
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>>6014598
There was some tripfag posting who was posting body part the other day, she looked like an anime character; and she definitely isn't the only woman Ive seen with those dimensions. Why can't the rest of you?
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>>6014700
That failure rate is a meme and if you're comparing yourself to a 60yo athlete, you're either a retard or would be better off in Susan's
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>>6014690
Oh lets get real here, normies see gross ass drag stuff and assume they are trans and assume all trans people are like that. Drag fucks cause public image towards trans people to be negative because most cis people can't even think for themselves they associate drag queens with trannies and trannies with being a loud gross men in a dress.
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>>6014693
what the
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>>6014678
What was it like touring with Aerosmith?
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>>6014705
Drag literally doesn't do this.
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>>6014697
i'm sorry, i genuinely dont understand
>>6014702
okay
really?
i'll link you to my official website if you're really interested
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>>6014704
Transition is only successful for chads who want to become stacys

Fuck them
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>>6014705
Drag queens also normalize hons, to a certain extent, and because they're celebrated they bring a positive light to trans people. Also, normies that are only used to drag queens and hons will never clock you if you actually pass.
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>>6014705
Isn't associating trans people with drag a good thing? By this logic it makes it easier to blend as cis by simply not looking like a drag queen.
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>>6014678
oh fair enough

BULLY RED
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>>6014710
>Drag literally doesn't do this
well I am around cis straight people more than I am around lgbt people and cis normies associate trannies with drag queens, and call both degenerate loud mouth freaks. Drag hurts our lives and no one even raises this issue.
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r8 voice

https://clyp.it/hv1qelpn
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>>6014657
I convinced myself that all I had to do was behave in a manner more in keeping with the way I wanted to be seen, and live in a manner more in keeping with how I wanted to be, and socialize with the people who made me feel better about myself.

My life, social network, and image improved dramatically, but years later, as soon as I had any spare money, here I am transitioning, and I regret every day I could have spent as a woman, that I didn't even try.
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>>6014697
I want to be an animal!
Maybe a goat or a settler dog.
I want to be in heat!
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>>6014703
if youre talking about who i think you are then i hate to tell you she was cis.
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am I the only one who used to be obsessed with this song as a kid?
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>>6014714
>>6014715
Yeah but I am an ugly hon so I get double the shit talk while passers get to live in relative ease.
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>>6014705
don't forget 90% of drag queens are gay men. gay men are prime culprits for us being perceived badly by the public
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>>6014702
hiiiii
aaaaaaaa a
>>6014711
i dont understand myself heeh

>>6014714
what de fug xd

>>6014725
i wanna be a slug desu..

>>6014730
pooks and i like that 1
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>>6014730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q
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>>6014680
I agree with Kayla but feel drag is like blackface to all women, transwomen included.
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>>6014701
I want a cis face tho.
>>6014706
Hi bird! I want to clean up your best and regurgitate food for you!
>>6014716
Please bully !
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>>6014718
Because the public will see us as insane (moreso than they already do) if we start publicly denouncing drag queens, who have fought for their "acceptance" and do no intentional harm to trans people. Everybody's freedom is more important than our interests.
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>>6014691
ok here's some greentext
>i get catfished on april fools
>i find out the person who catfished me lives in my building
>idk what is going on with that person, or whether they targeted me or have been stalking me
>i tell my sister about what happened and that i don't feel safe in my apartment anymore
>(things that i'm not comfortable talking about on here bc reasons but the situation progresses)
>my sister gets mad at me for not keeping her updated on the situation
>accuses me of being self-centered, taking advantage of the support she has given me since i started my transition
>i apologize for not keeping her in the loop but tell her that flipping out on me was unnecessary given that i was in a really bad situation and stressed, and that also im not going to thank her for not disowning me for being trans and that if my being a woman is hard for her she can either suck it up or fuck off at this point
>situation escalates
>i block her phone number and texts and tell her not to contact me again
>she emails me saying a lot of vitriolic things and telling me to leave her and her family alone
>i reply to her email bringing up a lot of really heavy familial shit that i hold her accountable for and basically burning the bridge between us forever
the end
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>>6014733
um what kind of normie goes out looks at DRAG and hates transpeople cuz of it lmao
u cray
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>>6014735
>tfw remembering this song might help explain why I developed an obsession with cutting off my face

>>6014740
=[
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>>6014745
pls, all shit for brains straights equate drag with trans
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How do I make it so that I stop getting boners?

I want to masturbate while keeping it soft. My T level is already super low, but I'm on spiro.
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>>6014732
>Yeah but I am an ugly hon
>I am
>Kayla
>hon
Stop it.
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>>6014733
>don't forget 90% of TRANS are gay men. gay men are prime culprits for us being perceived badly by the public
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>>6014712
So chads become good looking transgirls and nerds and other losers end up as transbians?
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>>6014749
even drag queens claim trannies are just queens that have had surgery. Rupaul jokes about it all the time.
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>>6014673
Wanna fuck?
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>>6014749
Most straight normies don't even know what trans is.
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>>6014734
....ok?
>>6014736
lol
>>6014760
who is this shim
>>6014751
anal or perineum?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjdFOuqn1U

Spartan here. I hate my mind


>you ever wonder what it's like?
>what?
>to be a girl?
>"I guess"
>fast forward
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>>6014725
Hey, I wanna know what the other band members are like. What was it like backstage before a show? I heard you would throw your voice out a lot.
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>>6014749
xd

>>6014760
hey transbians can be just as pretty as str8 transgirls yo

>>6014765
this
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>>6014673
I'll be in Oregon around July if you wanna meet, Oryx lover!
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>>6014763
just jokes/bantz, not serious talk
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>>6014730
Dysphoria really kicked into high gear the year this song entered rotation. Yeah, I remember it well. I feel bad for hating her so much, especially when my body wasn't her fault, but... I was an unhappy kid.
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>>6014777
I'm gonna be only there for a week then head back to Britbong... =[
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>>6014777
My favorite song of yours is Dude Looks Like a Lady.
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>>6014769
Oh Jenny Spartan your poor, tormented soul.
Maybe you should pick a better game to represent your struggle? Gaylo isn't all that good.
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>>6014602
What can I fix to look cis/attractive?
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>>6014782
Jokes like that in regard to transpeople confuse normies as to what we are. I dont want people to think Im just a big super faggot so Rupaul should keep his cockgabber shut.
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>>6014765
but what do they know? drag queens. so that is often their first assumption.
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>>6014788
edgy >=]
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>>6014760
>transitioned from nerdy loser to nerdy loser but not transbian
e x p l a i n

>>6014794
Their first assumption (if they even give it a thought) isn't that we're drag queens, it's that we're mentally ill gay men.
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>>6014791
Weren't you satisfied with how you look just a few days ago?
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>>6014791
fill in eyebrows
mascara
lipgloss/stick/stain
foundation
you could contour your face if you wanted
your hair looks kind unkempt, it'd be better if you styled it more
blush might help too
i'd ask>>6014730
though
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tfw never pass :)
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>>6014807
Atleast you know youll never get bullied on /mtfg/
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>>6014791
lmao why are you asking me
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>>6014782
"Bantz" are a shit form of communication, and Brits are lesser people for their exposure to it.
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>>6014800
>but not transbian
i tried ;_;
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Clinic fag update.
The nurse practitioner saw I had all my ducks in order: seeing a therapist, going to a support group (even made some cool friends there), and had all the blood work they could possibly want already done (it was three weeks old but they didn't care).

I got my spiro and estradiol prescriptions. She wanted to do patches instead of tablets for the estrogen because she heard a recent study it was a little more effective than sublingual. Fair enough, she knows more than me. I told her I had a bit of concern for the spiro because I was prone to lightheadedness and fainting but haven't done it in a while. She saw my electrolytes were fine so she wasn't concerned.

Spiro is 50mg twice daily
Naturally my local grocery store pharmacy didn't carry the nurse's favorite patches, I'll get those tomorrow.

I'm finally doing it.
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>>6014744
Sorry. I don't talk to my sister anymore either because she told my whole family I was trans through facebook without my permission.
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>>6014744
Oh my gosh, that's horrible I'm sorry ;_; I hope something happens to fix this, burning bridges with family isn't usually the best thing to do... :c
>>6014791
Whatever you're already doing, silly.
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>>6014810
Lol right, how could I forget.
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To everyone that has sex here, does size actually matter?
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>>6014800
i mean thats not what i run into, but maybe thats just because my lack of gayvoice? or open dick swallowing. idk; agree to disagree.
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>>6014693
bad dragon <3
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>>6014822
chodes are kawaii desu
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>>6014812
Oh sorry that was by mistake.
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>>6014763
Most drag queens I know think RuPaul is kind of a tool
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>>6014812
lol she's asking you bc unlike most people on mtfg you look like a put-together and capable adult, lol
>>6014815
good for you
>>6014822
to a certain extent but not really
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>>6014790
I just like the trailers of characters who wear armour or helmets

It's Messing me up

Slowly drifting towards hrt. Repression grows stronger in mind while I struggle to hold off from lifting.

It's either gonna end when I start the HRT and that mental resistance fades or I give into repression again
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>>6014815
Way to go! I hope the changes are everything you hope for.
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>tfw you'll never give your flesh away in order to house a Lucavi

Why live?
;~;
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>>6014815
>too low of a spriro dose
>patches are shit
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>>6014827
>>6014812
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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>>6014822
Width matters more; under 4 inches long is iffy.
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>>6014822

I'm still a buttvirgin but I like guys with small dicks because they're super easy to blow and I looooooove suckin' some cock
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Every night I hear this strange animal outside my window. It sounds like a dying goa, and then I also hear shit crawling on my roof when I lie in bed.

I still have no clue wtf this, and especially why it comes at night.
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>>6014824
My opinion is definitely coloured by overhearing conversations between cis people when another trans girl was out of earshot. They thought she was a gay guy (also, being around cispeople unknowingly making fun of trannies in the presence of a tranny is a special kind of uncomfortable)

We'll probably have to agree to disagree though.

>>6014822
Yes, but not as much as pop culture likes to insinuate.

>>6014814
;_;
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>>6014844
maybe you have bats in your attic, I know I do ?
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>>6014836
>housing devil shits
>housing devil shits in your own body
ishygddt
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>>6014850
It mostly sounds like it comes from the trees and then sits of my roof. I can hear it right now, this weird goat sound.
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>>6014740
Hi red! I don't think grace would like that very much!
>>6014844
It's Owlman, sleep tight.
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>>6014805
This was like 8h after hairstylist. I have really thin and sparse hairs so it's best I can do.

I like the eyebrow idea though! They are to high right now so I'm growing them again. This I have right now scream dumpy boy.

I can't use foundation. My skin have to much tiny holes (pores, acne scars) but couturing itself do wonder for photos! Not sure about reallife.
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oh cool mom just got me gum

what is your favorite gum mtfg?
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>want to die
>to weak to end myself
why
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>>6014852
>not wanting to shed blood of countless innocents in order to revive your master
Anon pls
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>>6014866
Hubba bubba grape
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>>6014867
I actually have a plan.

But I'm giving hrt a chance first.
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>>6014740
>please bully
y-you're a cute dummy ...?
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>>6014866

Orbit bubblemint isn't bad
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>>6014866
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>>6014837
I figured 100mg a day was pretty normal starting out
I'm a bit surprised by the patches too but again, I'll take what I can get.
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>>6014864
yeah filling them in is easy and you can do it daily, its not hard.
hmmmmm, you could consider wearing wigs, it'd save you the hassle of trying to style your hair; it is a wig, but yeah.
hmm; you could try different kinds of foundation?
maybe a bbcream or something; your skin actually looks really even and nice though.
lol people contour in real life; you can totally reshape your face that way; i dont think you need it, but it's something you can think about.
you can also try getting deeper into skincare; this might help maybe.
>>
>>6014866
Bazooka, Juicy Fruit, Starburst-flavored
>>6014867
Transition, love life again, thank /mtfg/ that you didn't off yourself and miss out on all of the joy your new life holds.
>>6014870
>Subordinating your gloriously human self to devil shits
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>>6014877
good choice

>>6014880
hmm...

>>6014884
juicy fruit is good but you need to chew half the pack for flavor.

This is my favorite
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>>6014711
yeah actually. like, i know it's a bad move for me just because of self-esteem shit, but i need ffs like yesterday.
>>6014734
hi
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>>6014890
its not about flavour its about chewing a piece of plastic
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>>6014893
>its not about flavour its about chewing a piece of plastic
uh oh, autism
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>>6014888
>humans
>glorious
You fucked up
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>>6014791
You already pass.

Brows need to be evened up a bit. You need to sleep more because you seem to have circles under your eyes. Grow your hair out a more.

Generally, you're fine. Dunno about your body though, since I can't see it. I'd need to see your chest especially, helps a ton.

Smile more. If you aren't passing, it's almost surely behavioural/voice.
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>>6014892
THE EMBALMER
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>>6014897
I'm gonna bully you one day >=]
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>>6014899
>The Lord's favored creation, made in His image, blessed with free will and categorically superior to angels
>Not glorious
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>tfw my suicidal urges are so powerful now I don't care about taking hrt

Gib tits
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>>6014902
wasn't trying to bully, I just don't chew gum for any other reason but flavor and appetite suppression. I never liked chewing on plastic, though my brother chews on plastic water bottle caps and is on the autism spectrum.
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>>6014815
>>6014837
Don't fall for the 'patches are shit' meme. Generally, patches are great if you're rich and prepared to shell out, since, aside from pellets, they're the method that provides the most stable estrogen levels, by far.

The problem is that you typically need 4 100 mcg patches/wk to hit a proper level. I was a weird exception and only needed 2 100 mcg patches/wk, but I'm probably intersex or something so I don't know if I count. This really adds up financially, so it's not feasible for most people and, if pellets are available in your area, they're probably only a little more expensive.
>>
>>6014878
Master Chief never gave up.
>>
>>6014911
I love you anon, please don't kill yourself
>>
>>6014890
Gum is all about having a huge wad of strongly flavored sweetness. Hubba bubba and bubblicious best brands :3

>>6014909
I thought humans took free will against god's wishes

>>6014917
Ye but he doesnt afraid of anything
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>>6014912
gum is made from synthetic rubber, everyone must be retarded for chewing a piece of plastic then
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>>6014909
>humans
>free will
Popist plz go
>>
What type of gum has the longest lasting flavour?
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>>6014912

Chewing gum always makes me hungrier...
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>>6014909
Your God sucks :)
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>>6014923
>having a huge wad of strongly flavored sweetness
like cum?
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>>6014909
> God made me a mental fuckjob and destroyed any chance I had to have happiness.

I swear, if I wind up in hell I'm going to go mad from the sheer injustice.
>>
>>6014928
like elanna said, hubba bubba

>>6014925
yeah but I was just saying most prefer the flavor to the act of chewing
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>>6014923
It was a because of our free will that the serpent was able to trick Eve into stealing God's apple, and feeding it to Adam, After eating it, they had knowledge and shame and shit, but free will was something they already had.
>>6014926
>humans
>no free will
Then what value has sin, or forgiveness for it?
>>6014932
Heretic pls
>>6014936
God made you perfectly yourself, there is no one else you ever could have been.
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Good night everyone
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so apparently gem had a 200$ router just connected to the gateway(router+modem) that we had and we were just using it as a literally as a bridge and nothing else, not a router. our wifi and shit was going through the shitty comcast gateway they gave us so we weren't even utilising this router at all. we've been having tons of wifi connection problems for ages and i never could figure out why.

so i set up the router properly and disabled the router functionality on the gateway. this fucking asus router is god tier i can do literally anything i could possibly dream of on here

are there anything ya'll would reccomend doing to a fresh start router, assuming it has all the features and functionalities that it should.

i enabled upnp and qos(as well as configuring it) and set the DNS to google's DNS. can't really think of anything else to do, but im sure someone here knows more than me

>>6014460
your actions are illogical, all possible results have been calculated. this is the fate you've chosen.

i'm sorry.
>>
>>6014939
>rejecting predestination
>having the hubris of thinking you can make god's mind change and make you one of the elect
>>
>>6014941
Sweet dreams, and if I'm not mixing you up with somebody else, I hope the goat on your roof doesn't keep you up. <3
>>6014943
*intense worry*
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>>6014943
my router is 5 years old, damn I need a new one
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Hello everyone, how are you?
>>6014657
First time I had a therapist tell me it was OCD. Second time I couldn't.
>>6014860
>I don't think grace would like that very much!
Good birdy~.
>>
>>6014943
update to merlin's firmware
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>>6014918
If I don't become pretty and don't pass im killing myself
>>
>>6014954What if I told you that you could be 100% passing and still not be pretty at all?

What if I told you you could be pretty and not pass as a woman?
>>
>>6014943
Yume please stick some cat5 cable up my ass
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>>6014935
Y-yeah but cum isn't sweet ;~;
Although I've heard if you can get a guy to eat strawberries for awhile..

>>6014939
Are you a faithful Christian?
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>>>6014900
Bags under my eyes are just genetics. I have them no matter how well I'm rested. I mask them using makeup everyday.

I pass i guess but I look weird/unsettling to others. And if someone know I'm trans they are uncomfortable as hell around me.

>>6014886
What's the point if you need wear a wig that's like wearing a costume. But who knows I actually never tried high quality wig. Oh believe me I tried everything cheap stuff/expensive stuff it all makes me look like I'm covered with something. When I went to sephora so that they could mach a foundation for me they was just unable to cover it and gave up.
They gave me advice that I should try laser to remove scars first which failed miserably leaving me with two permanent spot on my cheek (when they tested it how My skin would react to it).


It's like my face doesn't want me to be a gril.
>>
>>6014957
What the fuck bullshit is this
>>
>>6014944
God's mind is beyond the comprehension of my own, so concerning myself with it would be a wasted effort. I ask God for His blessing and mercy, but should He refuse me that would be that. I'm grateful for having lived at all.
>>6014954
Please become pretty and pass then, okay? I believe that you can do it.
>>
>>6014949
hi grace :333333
hello!!!
>>
>>6014960
Depends how you mean that. I'm not without sin, but neither am I an atheist or profaner.
>>
>>6014967
Even then I'll kill myself because I don't know how to figure out voice
>>
>>6014960
>Although I've heard if you can get a guy to eat strawberries for awhile..
Regular ingestion of pineapple does this in a hurry.
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>>6014946
dont worry, you are alive and living now

now is the envy of all of the dead
>>
>>6014960
I thought the meme was to feed the guy pineapples for sweet cum?
when I used to be able to cum it tasted sweet but maybe that was from the 4 energy drinks a day I used to slam
>>
>>6014976
Hire a voice trainer or go mute, mute girls are cute as hell.

>>6014980
But I'm scared, the yummyposter was saying scary stuff ;_;
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>>6014968
Hi Red!!!
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> Hips really really fucking ache.
> Boobs are stuck in AA-A land.

Fucking genes. Every in my family is as flat as a washboard and has wide hips.

Hopefully kamisama gives me some nice hips, but I'm not about to hold my breath, but pleaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>6014972
I guess I'm just curious how you can rationalise organised religion with being trans, I feel really alienated from it.

>>6014978
Ooh yeah someone else immediately messaged me about pineapple too, seems to be the goto.

>>6014981
Quite likely, a high sugar diet or a diet with artificial sweeteners might do that. I know I had a lot of red meat in my diet when I was younger and mine tasted pretty meh.
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I am crushing so hard on someone right now that I can't focus on anything else. This is the first time I've ever been in love with a guy.....
>>
they are live faxing anything you send them
http://www.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/petition/
>>
>>6014996
> Tfw you've never felt love.

It's never going to happen to me, is it? ;_;
>>
>>6014996
I've forgotten what it feels like to fall in love

It's been too long
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>>6014964
>It's like my face doesn't want me to be a gril.

Iktf too much nikky
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>>6014953
i think if i flash the firmware they'll charge us for the router when the time comes, however that doesn't really bother me that much.

i don't know much about firmware flashing but i have succesfully done it a few times. what is the advantages for using merlins? im looking at the feature list and it looks neat but is it really worth them charging me 200$ when they ask for it back?
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>>6014994
>and mine tasted pretty meh
So did we all eat our cum? lol
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7356859
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>>6014986
i hope i get to see you sometime soon so i can kiss you and make you happy!
>>
>>6014985
Being mute is what I would do but it would be a constant reminder of my failure
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>>6015007
Cum is broken down into estrogen in the blood stream, so remember ladies - ALWAYS SWALLOW.

(Not even joking, it also apparently has anti-depressant effects on women).
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>>6015000
>>6015002
I don't know if he knows that I like him, but he's been messaging me a lot lately.

He was my best friend in high school probably until I moved schools, back when I was an ugly as fuck acne riddled nerd. Now that high school is over, I've matured a lot physically and after he saw my Facebook he's been messaging me a lot.
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>>6015006
Nope, probably not worth it. Merlin's isn't that huge a difference from asus unless you are going to make use of the package manager.
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How do butt stuff without any toys? Fingers seems really really gross.
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>>6014996
Cute~. Go get him girl!
>>6015014
You can give me a hug but I'm birdy's now! Still, come up any time and I'd be happy to hang out!
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>>6015021
too bad I can't make a fucking drop anymore

all I get is like a clear stream of slime when I get horny, which is a rare occurrence.
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>>6015007
Obviously? I mean, who wouldn't?
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>>6014994
My connection to the church is really, really weak, I never attend anymore. Even so I still observe certain religious practices, and have the comfort of being able to visit a church in times of hardship.
I don't see the words of the Pope as those of God, they're just the words of one devoted to his faith. Whether or not the Pope supports transgenders, it's not like I have to agree with him.
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>>6014886
i use lots of asian skincare products but my routine doesn't have that many steps, because of money. I might add some eye cream and essence/serum. I love how korean beauty products make my skin nice and chok-chok!
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>>6014909
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>>6015021
Isn't that study bunk? Are you sure the antidepressant effect doesn't come from regularly having penis stuck in your mouth?

>>6015007
Possibly, I only did it a few times I swear ;~;
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>>6015028
buy a realistic dildo with a suction cup at the base, I got mine from amazon for $12 bucks

>>6015032
yeah cum is pretty special, too bad I am so ugly no man will let me near his cock
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i found a chaser to fuck tonight :o
8" french american black guy here, seems pretty rare. at least he lives in a luxury apartment in gangnam. :?
He wants to meet at 8 pm tonight, what do you think mtfg, yay or nay? i'm leaning yay. >,<
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>>6015030
oh....I didn't know you were with bird...
Thats cool!
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>>6015028

Fingers are gross. Buy toys. They're worth it.
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>>6015034
That's fair, I guess it also helps a little bit knowing where the pope (and hence the rest of the church) stands on things, so at least there's room to disagree. My church can't make up its mind, so every time I've been in a church since transitioning I've felt horribly uncomfortable. ;_;
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>>6015032

I'm only in the mood to eat it when I'm horny... so I don't eat my own :'(
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>>6015021
Trannies aren't women though so it would probably have the opposite effect.
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>>6015041
yay!!!!!!!!
yes!
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>>6015041
Tell a friend where you'll be at every expected step of the meet-up, have pre-arranged call-back times where if you fail to call, that friend calls the police.

Can't be too careful. Otherwise, use protection and have fun!
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>>6015048
>going to church
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>tfw ork
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>>6015040
Kayla, I am only waiting for WHEN you have a boyfriend choking you with his dick several times daily. 'If' doesn't enter into it.
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>>6015064
I was staying with my great uncle on one occasion, and was at funerals on the others. I used to be an altar boy though.
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>>6015065
better than being a dork
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>>6015030
(ɔˆ 3(ˆ⌣ˆc)
>>6015043
〔´∇`〕
>>6015065
Filthy humies am I right?
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>>6015034
>Literally rejecting Vatican I
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>>6015048
Churches do feel weird to enter. Like... I stopped belonging in them years ago, but still I return.
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>>6015074
>I used to be an altar boy though
this is throwing up some major red flags

Also I refuse to go to funerals, I suggest other people follow suit.
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spartan want hormones

spartan sad but cannot cry

spartan feel nothing

spartan soulless
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>>6015017
Then get surgery and training, preferably surgery before the training so that if it makes you mute you haven't wasted any effort.
>>6015037
It can't really be *dis*proven, and society wouldn't really change much even if it were disproven.
>>6015048
Sinners are still God's children, and even Jesus was crucified with two thieves. You shouldn't be ashamed or uncomfortable just for visiting church, silly <3
>>6015078
I feel like switching to Protestant just to defy the Vatican is childish. Why not just stay Catholic and disagree with the Pope?
>>6015084
I refuse to go to my own funeral
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I did my taxes like a real adult :)

and yeah churches are weird. humans are weird.
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>>6015082
If I walked into a church I would burst into flames.

>>6015069
Not to fond of choking
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>>6015084
i used to be an altar boy too!
I want to be a catholic and worship god and do rituals again!
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>>6015093
I didn't file because I am below the lowest poverty line and didn't feel like jumping through hoops to get a check for $0.14 cents
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>>6015094
>not to fond of choking
its like youve never lived
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>>6015084
What kind of red flags? I tried to pray my way to being a girl and it didn't work. I tried to pray the girl away and it didn't work. Then I fell out with religion sometime in my teens.

>>6015088
Idk, it's the people there that I'm unsure of. What if I'm clocked? ;~;

>>6015082
Do you still go regularly?
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>>6015088
I mean this is literally a rejection of Vatican I.

On the whole most nominal catholics don't care, so you're not very different. The church doesn't really care either, because you being catholic on paper gives it its staying power, not your beliefs.

I don't like institutions of power as a general rule.
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>>6015108
>I tried to pray my way to being a girl and it didn't work. I tried to pray the girl away and it didn't work. Then I fell out with religion sometime in my teens
I did that but I stopped when I was 10. I even went to a Lutheran school from K to 5th grade.

>>6015105
I never even held a hand so no kissing, no sex, and no kinky shit like choking.
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What's a good hook up app? Grindr or tinder?

Keep in mind I'm in boy mode bow so I would hook up in boy mode
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if i take something like adderal and it makes me SUPER focused to the point where i remember things like a god and want to and do clean as much as possible and reutitlise everything in my house to be super utilitarian as possible

does that mean i have ADD/ADHD?
>>6015110
>>6015088
If you believe everything the catholics believe but you dont like the vatican or the pope and ontop of that don't think they should exist, you're an Anglican. If you just don't like the current Holy See then you're still a Catholic and converting to proestantism is kinda batshit because it means you're changing tons of your beliefs.

Most people don't really understand the differences between the denominations, and just go with whatever they're raised with. For instance, I was raised Catholic but my views align more closely with Lutheranism than Catholicism. I still identify as a Catholic though for cultural reasons, but don't identify with the dogma attached to it.

tfw no redpilled anti-pope
tfw no jan pawel
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Okay. I just drank a pineapple smoothie for the third day in a row. Someone come taste test me please.
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> tfw Ronaldo will never destroy your butthole the way he destroyed Wolfsburg today

Why even live mtfg?
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>>6015121
Who are you trying to hook up with, girls or boys?
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>>6015121
I tried that, not too many men want to hook up with someone that looks like a lesbian with stubble
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who likes my beachwear for this summer?
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>>6015128
Boys.
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>>6015124
I'll taste you!!!!
Please!

>>6015120
I used to think God was a girl!
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>>6015133
grindr
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I wanna be a girl
I wanna I wanna I wanna
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>>6015108
Not really? Sometimes I'll do a reveillon with my family, or community theater will put me in one, or I'll be visiting distant relatives and have to play along with their kids going through a bunch of rituals. Volunteer work used to wind up there, from time to time, but I've had to really cut back on that now.

I really know that feel about prayer. I tried being the most devout, kindest person I could be so that maybe God would let me wake up not a man one day. It hurt to realize that it would never happen.
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>>6015135
I used to think god was a bully, now I know there is no god and the idea came about because ancient humans didn't know what the sun was.
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>>6014964
maybe it's Polish-specific female genetics you're missing because, at least in your photos, you pass 100% as a totally average 20-year-old British girl
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Who is the most attractive trip you've seen?
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>>6015132
sure will go great with your keep america great hat and your clan robe and your swastika arm band, people sure won't be able to tell your trans
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>>6015014
oh my god you look like you would be perfect to hug
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>>6015146
iktf. I did that when I was really young too. I dreamed about being a girl constantly.

God, if you look at my life objectively, all I can do is cry. I've had a hard life, and I expect to go to hell, if it exists, as my just reward .
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>>6015152
Erin
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>>6015120
>I even went to a Lutheran school from K to 5th grade.
i went to the same christian school from K - 12th. high school was ok but that school was so terrible with its rules and stuff. weird atmosphere. my best friend was expelled for starting an atheist facebook group

its really weird to come from a childhood where i was literally brainwashed to think a certain way before i was able to think for myself.

i dont have anything against religious people really, but just dont force it on kids. thats abuse
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I think with how I've been feeling today


I think I'm gonna be begging for hrt by the time I can take it.

I'm starting to fully accept it...
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>>6015149
there has to be God!
There has to be something that watches out for all of us and created us! The bible told me and the priests did! Faith is important!
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>>6015014
this shit is so unsettling desu

right up there with vore
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>>6015161
was the school in the Inland Empire?
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>>6015163
spartan? where are you from?
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>tfw hanging out with a guy tomorrow who i know likes me

idk what we're doing lol. should i be expecting him to try something?
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well I know what I'm gunna cook tonight
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>>6014964
Are you sure you aren't interpreting people checking you out as weird/unselttling looks?
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>>6015133
Grindr then.
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>>6015170
pastrami
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>>6015164
please tell me you are trolling? the universe is born of accidents, there is no god or any being or beings controlling any of it
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>>6015124
I wouldn't be averse to that arrangement.
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>>6015164
spoken like a true tard

>>6015154
i dont think a confederate flag bikini would make me more or less clockable desu haha. i think most people assume trans people are left wing sjws by default anyway

history not hate
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>>6015177
i dunno how to make that ;A;
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>>6015170
did you get the idea from me? try it in some hamburger helper lasagna but add a can of tomato paste and your own cheese
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>>6015170
gross brah

meat increases testosterone, though ur fucked either way lol
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>>6015164
If there's a god, he didn't create us, nor does he watch out for us. A god that watched out for us wouldn't let us be born like this.

>>6015146
>It hurt to realize that it would never happen
It was crushing. Iktf with relatives though, I get dragged to church every time I see my great uncle. He didn't give a shit that I was trans, all he cared about was that I was still going to church.
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>>6015169
thats what guys do
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>>6015167
UK.

And yes it's spartan. I think I'm finally starting to truly believe
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>>6015178
It makes me feel better and more safe with my place in the world if I think of some spark of divine in all of us, that somewhere out there, there is a being with empathy and understanding for all of our mistakes. Some being that can inspire love and charity and moral behavior in all of us. Thinking about that makes me a bit less likely to kill myself...
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>>6015166
nah it was in south florida. thats where i grew up

>>6015164
god is the universe. god is you and me. god is a condensed everything that decided to burst into everything as we know it. everything is random and everything is the same as everything.

meh idk
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>>6015186
naw the only meats I eat is turkey and chicken breast but I ran outta turkey and almond milk and had to go shopping

>>6015192
give it like a year and a half and I think I'll be at least a bit more androgenous. I'm still really really early into hrt so you can't really see the effects yet
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>>6015200
>makes me feel better

that's a good argument

and lmao @ the cruel trick ur 6 foot 2 existence is if there is a god
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Alright. Can't just hang out with mtfg all night trying not to cry at work because of feels. I have (some) work to do, then I should get to coding.
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>>6015194
>If there's a god, he didn't create us, nor does he watch out for us. A god that watched out for us wouldn't let us be born like this.
not necessarily, i like to think that he made us this way to give us a different perspective for the world.
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>>6015200
well you are a furry too so I shouldn't have assumed you would actually have any brains in your head
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>>6015209
this and big keks
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>Almost a year into HRT
>forget I have even started sometimes
>litterally nothing has happened
>gross
welp time to die soon
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>>6015170
>no steroids
>no antibiotics
>no hormones
>not pen raised


it'll taste like SHIT
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>>6015215
well ive been told i have shit taste so I probs wont be able to tell
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>>6015208
I really don't like this perspective that he gave me.
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>>6015213
you know that you have to change everything else in your life besides just taking hrt right?
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>>6015209
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>>6015218
i like my meat genetically modified, fed hormones, raised in cramped pens, and given all the steroids and antibiotics in the world

it just tastes better lad
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>>6015220
That didn't come with the manual.
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TO MAKE APPLE PIE YOU FIRST MUST INVENT THE UNIVERSE
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>>6015222
free range doesnt even mean that they have any more actual room to move around

just that they're not in pens or cages
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>>6015209
I just like to think everything has a soul and we should respect animals, our surroundings, and each other. There's some bit of ourselves inside someone else or a husky or a tree. I want to respect and make everything happy with my presence!
>>6015206
I'm trying to be okay with my existence... I have the same struggles as everyone else!
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>>6015223
It should, it's good advice.
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>>6015222
free range healthy birds taste better numb nuts

I would rather eat birds raised on worms than birds raised on corn and cow fat.
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>>6015230
I am going to scribble it in. Can you notarize it for me?
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>>6015223
this is why gender therapists exist. Mine pushed me into "presenting" as female before I even got hormones. Granted I didn't dive face first into the shallow end of hondom, but the push was enough to get me to start ramping up my feminine presentation in tandem with hormonal changes.
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>>6015229
>There's some bit of ourselves inside someone else or a husky or a tree.
stop putting your penis in dogs and trees then
>>
hi hello everyone
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>>6015242
i don't use my penis....
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>>6015238
Done and done. Now, that said, seriously, push yourself to go full-time, it's good for you.
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>>6015243
hi
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>tfw you put on your webcam and don't see a manly man
how do i hold onto this feel??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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>>6015209
well you are a just stupid so I shouldn't have assumed you would actually have any brains in your head
>>
>>6015247
I'll try, it's pretty hard though
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>>6015249
take good webcam pics and keep them for when you feel sad and dysphoric and stuff
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>>6015248
i am nude
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>>6015249
the same way u hold on to ur cock when ur topping men
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>>6015246
do knot toy with me
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>>6015248
heya gem
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>>6015246
can i succ
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>>6015229
you really can be too cute sometimes. i do agree to a point as well

>>6015257
hey so am i. naked dark souls is fun
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>>6015209
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>>6015265
is this a new meme idk what that is
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>>6015255
ahhh i just don't know what to do rn because this hasn't happened to me in like well ever desu it this where the shower meme starts????!?!??
>>6015258
i never actually stuck my gt in anyone tbqhwy familarino.
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>>6015248

can i succ your gt?
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>>6015231
not true at all
corn and cowfat is what bird crave
it makes them taste better
you like corn right? yes. do you like worms? no. feed them corn duh
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>>6015259
knot toy....
hmmm

I hope one day y'all will find something bigger than you that keeps you just a tiny bit content and gives just a little meaning to your absurd existence
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>>6015275
i hope i find a guy bigger than me too ;3
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>>6015274

yummy yummy yume tummy
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>>6015257
I want to be nude rn desu but its too cold ;-;

>>6015262
hey

how are you?
>>6015273
n-no

>>6015271
it'll happen to you more and more from now on, trust me and just hold on to pictures that you actually like of yourself
>>
>>6015254
It may be hard, but you have to take the plunge eventually. Nobody passes when they first start presenting, no matter how long they've been on hormones. Trial by fire is painful, but it works.
>>
>>6015275
I do. The inevitable death of the universe via freezing keeps me pretty damn content.
>>
>>6015284
oh sorry
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>>6015265
i dont just want to be cute...
I want to be pretty and have a cis girl face
I'm trying pretty hard tho!

I wish y'all wouldn't make fun of me for just trying to find some meaning in my life. I was raised strictly catholic and went to catholic schools with uniforms. That sucked but it really made me think about theology and God.
>>
>>6015284
I'm fine just cooking a bit of dinner, you?
>>
really wanna succ
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>>6015263
maybe...if you want?
it's kinda little and soft...
>>
>>6015287
>thinking in terms of entropy death
Personally I find it more comforting to know that in a few billion years the earth will be swallowed up by our sun, and nothing that occurred here will have mattered.
>>
>>6015291
dw friend you're not the only Christian here. I still go to church and stuff on Sundays and I believe in it quite strongly so at the very least I won't give you shit for it
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>>6015297
alright good

ill hit you up later
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>>6015300
yeah, there is that

too bad our politicians and fellow man want to fight over money and power when we should all be working towards a starfleet and an exit strategy.
>>
>>6014081
Whats everyone listening too?
>>
>>6015291
i told you that you have a very pretty smiling face didnt i? you act cute, but your face does lean more towards pretty. and thres nothing wrong with looking for meaning, as long as it helps you. i went to a lot of catholic schools too.

>>6015300
i enjoy the fact that i havent existed for all of time and thats the normal state of things, this momentary bit of life is the abnormal state and i can just do what i can to enjoy it before normalcy returns. it makes me feel more at ease with dying
>>
>>6015028
put a condom on your fingers and use lube
>>
>>6015308
kingdom hearts music. specifically riku's theme right now.
>>
>tfw you start accepting the fact you need to be a girl

Feels nice
>>
>>6015309
thank you <3
i can be shy about my smile
you make me happy
>>6015308
St. Vincent
>>
>>6015308
the oven vent fan
>>
>tfw getting pizza for dinner
>>
>>6015243
hola
>>
>>6015307
Don't worry, we'll be extinct long before the sun expands

>>6015291
>tfw noone to force you to succ water bottles
I won't give you crap for your religion though red, I'm glad you have something in your life that gives it meaning.

>>6015309
That seems like a good way to approach it. Granted, death still seems terrifying.
>>
>>6015322
hi bby im nude n'rude
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>>6015321
better save some for me!
>>
>>6015321
Does no one else get that nice feeling after you ride out hunger pang?
>>
>>6015313
Is that you Spartanon?
>>
>>6015321
fucking trannys
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>>6015321
what kind

>>6015301
gods not creative enuf to make me
;_;

>>6015331
spartan sad
but spartan cannot feel
spartan go to pizza my heart now
spartan still have sense of taste
grr grar
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>>6015321
trans lyfe 4 lyfe

>>6015308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f9Wc1yFsQ

i just found this band, i like it.

>>6015316
i know you can be, but it is very nice. im glad i can make you happy

>>6015323
it still scares me, but i its something i can accept. id give up a lot to live until life went extinct but then i dont think ill hate everything as death comes closer

>>6015330
its such a good feeling really
>>
>>6015333

If anything you should be the one getting fucked because you have a nice butt.
>>
>>6015327
hey sis
i have on clothes
and im crazy?
....
clothed and koo-koo?
wyd?
im not wearing foundation
feels badman
>>
>>6015333
fucking trannies is fun i bet
>>6015328
I will~
>>6015337
MTFG MEME LYFE
>>6015334
just cheese i think
we're going out to a place that serves it so idk what they have
>>
New meme up for yall:
>>6015338
>>
>>6015284
HOLY FUCK I ACTUALLY LIKE A PPIC OF MYSELF WHAT THE FUCK
hype af rn tbqhwy rn senpai
>>
>>6015339
im not a tranny
im a boy
u wouldnt fuck a boy would u
are u a faggot rofl?
>>6015341
FUCKING TRANNIES AND THIS GOD DAMN PIZZA MEME
>>
>>6015333
yume please
i want to get pizza with you!
>>
>>6015342

oh i made a new thread too

you were first though
just use yours

>>6015344
>>
>>6015331
Ye.

I feel good, i usually go to sleep angry
>>
>>6015346
sometimes I wish i could be a boy too
>>
>>6015349
We can just use yours after mine
>>
>>6015340
we're all crazy i think
>>
>>6015381
yeah but
i mean
its getting worse bruh, lol
>>
>>6015178
But I'm too good to have been created by accident, if anything, I was created by a miracle. Since when have miracles been performed except by the grace of God?
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