/mtfg/ - male2female general

Thread is kill

first for hips drama

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enjoy

>>5995169
everything you are saying is contradictory

>>5995176
chubby butts are equally as cute as fit butts imo post yours please.

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>>5995172
?
>>5995184
fuck off

>>5995186
I like where this thread is headed already

I wanna rape every mtf ass in the world

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>>5995184

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>>5995149
too bad im gonna be busy till the 14th

wut wut pigbutt

>>5995186
it's too bad ur a lesbian yume you have quite the ass

How do I make a custom trip pls tell pls teach me yume tummy yummy senpai??

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>>5995187
My butt is a hank hill butt and needs to get worked a lil'

>>5995200
There is a solution to this

>>5995201
I'll tell you but only if you show me your butt

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>>5995133
All three of my names are ridiculously common, I got nothing to worry about haha
>>5995145
YOU
ARE
A
BABBY
A
B
B
Y
>>5995203
are you feeling better?

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>tfw you spent all night on Skype with your waifu but you know you can't keep her up this late every night
Why is Europe so far away?

>>5995203
ok if you wont post your butt will you at least post your vagina, work with me here

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>>5995200
im not a lesbian

im just very specific in the guys i let fuck me

>>5995206
good formatting

Dear users of website

I am from Japan

As japan person , I must ask why you people are from coming male to female . This I do not understand . In my country , we have the crossdressing gays but they do not change their sex . Why you change sex when you cross dress ok ? Please informe me why you must drink medication and for change .

Thank you .

>>5995206
Yeah, a little, I worked out through the sadness, had a shower, and did a bit of cooking. Exercise is weirdly comforting.

>>5995208
My vagina is never getting posted here, that's for my partner and my partner alone.

>>5995195
I'm game

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good morning ya goblins
>tfw morning sex and now gf makes pancakes while I shitpost
lyfe is gud

>>5995178
>butts posted here edition
why not

>>5995212
it's pretty nice t b h

>>5995195

Trip on Robin, edgar, noelle, rapeyface

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>>5995216
What is, exercise or my vagina?

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>>5995210
Hey thanks, wanna play League tomorrow?
>>5995212
That's good, I'm glad!

>>5995203
>There is a solution to this

Make yume get tied up and invite a chaser to pee in her butt?

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>>5995220
both

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>>5995211
Because, we're women. Once a crossdresser stops crossdressing they go back to being a guy just fine. We on the other hand should have never been guys in the first place.

>>5995221
M-maybe
>//w//<''

Please users

Please answer my question from above

Ok ?

Thank you . I wish not to be ignored .

>>5995220
well i guess i have seen both, so yes

>>5995224
>Once a crossdresser stops crossdressing they go back to being a guy
but crossdressing works both ways

>>5995215
>you'll never cream Lily's sweet boi pucci

>>5995226
Moshi moshi chang hao NIPPON

D E A D

same time EVERY night

>>5995230
I mean yeah but in this context we're talking about male to females so I only thought to mention guys.

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>>5995225
>>//w//<''
haha why do you always do this when I say something to you :^)

>>5995224
But you are not women yet I presumably presume , ok ! When you cross dress I think that you are a gay and you must be sick in the brain or mind . Why do you insist to be call a women if you are not one and never will be if you are manly ? I ask because my friend say same thing , he is boy but want to become girl because I think he is a gay who crossdress secretly .

i cant even play dark souls 3
lol straya

>>5995238
pookie is jailbait
butt with a noice hot ass

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>>5995238
I-I don't know p//u//p;;

>>5995239
Sorry if my English is not velly good . I am a third year student study at Tokyo University ok !

>>5995236
spare your sexist excuses
I shall tell the council of SJWs about that :^)

>>5995240
wait why

>>5995223
Hi lily

>>5995227
O-oh OK o.o;

>>5995222
Take hormones
Become girl
Chase

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>>5995241
I know, she's a babby like coffee
>>5995242
explain 〔´∇｀〕

>>5995255
Is pookie my babby sister ??

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>>5995241
no
iwish
>>5995243
do you think nippon should've won WWII
>>5995255
I can't cuz Idk o//.//o''

>>5995149
I really am actually.. My friend says hell get it too, but I think hes just playing with my emotions-he never actually gets anything Im excited for ;_;

>>5995252
Hi :3
How are you doing ?

>>5995258
Greeting to you , mister Pookie !

Unfortunately I believe my Japan country should win against that American dogs in the world of war II ok ?

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>>5995221
Yeah, I am as well. Idk how long it will last, every month or so I get hit with at least a few days of really bad dysphoria, and clearly it's my time. ;_;

>>5995263
So-so, was feeling pretty terrible earlier but I'm at least a bit better. Pumped for the weekend at least. Hbu?

>>5995224
>We on the other hand should have never been
you sure about that? you don't think ugly cis women don't have it worse?

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>>5995264
If I come to tokyo will u show me around
I'll be a good boy I promise
>>5995257
I'm 40 dude

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>>5995264
https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o?t=8m17s
>should win against that American dogs in the world of war II ok ?

>>5995269
No ,

Sorry sir , but I afraid that I can not do that . I want to anally rape your sister / cousin / mommy in the ass ok ?

>>5995266
nice plump cheeks

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>>5995257
.
>>5995258
well it's pretty kawaii keep it up, league tomorrow y/n
>>5995267
>can't comfort elanna
feels real bad

>>5995248
i just have a really shitty data cap.

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>>5995271
My mommy is only allowed to rape me sorry
Is it true that Japanese men have little ochinchins?
>>5995274
thanks bird

post irl trapping stories

>>5995279
Do not discuss about my penile sizable on this website ever again .

Good bye . I done talk with you , ok !

>>5995283
are you realistic men?

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Damn I really wanna continue this kirra marathon but I gotta go to sleep for work in the morning. Ugh. Being a responsible adult blies sometimes

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tfw didnt start hrt at 5

>>5995286
My friend , he go to Princeton and is a realistic men . Ok !

>>5995283
No come back
I'll miss you okay?

>>5995282
>use mens bathroom
>guy walks in then out
>comes back in ask if this is the mens room
>uh yea

>>5995287
>kirra
Korra* stupid auto correct phone

>>5995267
That's good :3
I'm doing good
After muff(in) for breakfast waiting for gf to finish cooking

>>5995279
japan=hello kitty
vietnam=water buffalo
mull it over ^__^;;8==D

>>5995287
LMAO U WATCH KORRA? HAHAHA WHAT A KID

>>5995288
>tfw u knew u could become a girl at 6

>>5995291
happened to me too much
just let out a fucking MANLY cough desu

>>5995290
Do not miss me , ok ! Perhaps I introduced you to a Yugoslavian realistic men who attend Princeton , ok ?

I say I do not want to discuss my penile sizable . But feel free to talk to me if it does not involve the pencils size , ok !

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>>5995274
Can you use the power of birds to fix my brain?

>raypt bi momies

wat

does anyone want to hear my man voice

ill say anything if you give me something to read

>>5995291
oo thats my favorite feel..
its happened a couple times, but once the guy looked pretty disturbed, like one of us had made a dire social error ^-^

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>>5995300
Okay that'd be nice thank you
What's your favorite type of doorknob
>>5995302
dude what
>>5995304
Read me a fanfiction

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>>5995304

>>5995297
yea i love it d00d

>>5995297
Idk If I can, kinda just froze up idk

>>5995300
LMAO...
whats ur favorite video game mr japan
also she is my little homo fyi

(my little homo.. my little homo...)

>>5995302
dude i literally say what every time i see u post

>>5995304
back in lalaloopsy land, the girls were always good. however, one night, when pillow featherbed got a little restless, she decided to reignite her love with mittens. she ventured over to her house and knocked. out came mittens, covered in stuffing and buttons. pillow brushed it all off, not without slyly groping mittens' plush butt. they knew what was about to happen....

>>5995307
above

>>5995311
hot

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contributing

I have a nasty habit of never remembering that nobody wants to talk to me.

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>>5995301
I dunno, come and meet me and we'll see if anything can be done
>>5995307
>that image
stop stop stop ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
>>5995304
"oh fuck I love birds"

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>>5995304
read the "this is me and my bitch" copypasta

>>5995282
dangerous and stupid to do

>>5995295
I got caught staring and some cis lesbians recently, yikes

>>5995317
ill talk to u forever desu gimme skype

>>5995318
dude stop ur hurting me
go fap wtf

>>5995321
so ? ^^

>>5995314
What game are you discuss about ? Sometime I play chess with twin sister of mine ! I am velly good at chess now , and I fuck my sisters ass when she lost game ! Ha ! Ha ! I also like to play game is called Superman 64 , I play all time as kiddo.

>>5995307
I do not respond to that question . I am not experience in door knob , I velly sorry !

>>5995321
i know but they're funny to read

>>5995322
email yours to [email protected]

>>5995325
Why her ass

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>>5995317
yo

>>5995304
We’re going to win at every single level. We’re going to get rid of Obamacare, we’re going to win on health care, we’re going to start winning on every level. I say it kiddingly, but I mean it 100 percent: We’re going to win, win, win! We’re going to win so much, you’re going to get sick and tired of it. You’re going to say “Mr. President, we can’t take it anymore, we’re winning too much! Please, we don’t want to win that much anymore, we can’t take it, Mr. President!” And I’m not going to care — we’re going to keep winning! Because we’re going to make America great again. We’re going to make it greater than ever before! I love you, go vote on Tuesday!

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>>5995322
WHAT THE

HELLO?
>>5995317
Hi friend

>>5995330
hello

>>5995325
do you ever get nightmares about flying through rings and picking up cars

>>5995328
When we born , my sister and I look a like so much that we become best turned lovers too ! I like to fuck ass so I pretend she is my boy twin brother , ok ?

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>>5995317
really?

its pretty easy to remember for me

>>5995315
>tfw ywn squeeze that

>>5995325
whats ur favorite character in melee

>>5995327
ye sure gimme a sec!

>>5995328
-clean
-free soy sauce
-hotter
forget i said that

>>5995332
wahhh im laning w her

>>5995336
im going to do this

>>5995336
Do you like boys?
I'm a boy

>>5995332
hi
>>5995337
You have a girlfriend who actually cares about you

>>5995335
What do you mean , you stupid mother fucker ? I play superman but I am not delusions about game , for game is only a virtual image created for the entertainment of human beings .

>>5995315
contributting*

>>5995344
sick
>>5995339
oh....
rlly

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>>5995337
dude what, I like talking to you (´∀`)
>>5995341
wanna cuddle?

>>5995343
dude just how bored are you

>>5995340
I only like boy if I get to fuck my sister ass , understand ? I am not a gay . Ok ?

>>5995339
I do not play melee game. However , I used to pretend to be red power ranger and Godzilla sometime .

>>5995324
it's kinda embarrassing but incoming green text anyways...

>>5995340
not rn you arent

>>5995345
rlly to what..

>>5995346
no idea why anyone would want to do that with me

>>5995352
nvm
>>5995349
You're a faggot

>>5995318
It's probably for the best that you don't need to be in my vicinity, at least when I'm sad like this. Where do you live tho?

>>5995356
If you look like my twin sister I do not mind being a faggot , ok ? But please I am not a gay !

>>5995336
you should meet cyba

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>>5995354
I've never cuddled with anyone before, you wanna be my first?
>>5995357
W-why, are you violent?

I live in MS, you?

>>5995343
your a stupid mother fucker 2 nukes were not enough

>>5995360
Ive only cuddled with one person and a dog. Sure I guess.

>>5995356
umm...
yes rlly imouto

>>5995359
no thank

>>5995358
ill kill uget the fuck away

>>5995361
lmao

>>5995359
I know cyba . She have twin brother and they fuck like me and my twin sister , yes .

>Tfw stalked

>>5995365
..... um. Uh, nice butt.

>>5995365
nice booty mam

>>5995358
Okay
you're not gay you're right.
>>5995365
B L U E

B O A R D

>>5995360
No, I'm not a violent person at all. I'm just depressing when I'm like this. ;~;
I live in Alberta Canada

>>5995365
coot boot maddoot

>>5995374
Kill self ha ha .

>>5995365
maddie is it ok if i download this photo and use it for personal purposes, feel free to say no

>>5995365
your bobs look like mine desu

>>5995367
how do you feel about it

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>>5995362
Cool, where do you live (´･∀･`)
>>5995365
Sweet Jesus that is in fact a butte
>>5995374
It's okay! I bet I could cheer you up!

I'm actually moving to Canada some day to be with a boy~

>>5995385
ohio

>>5995385
Who's the boy?

>>5995387
what's wrong mado?

>>5995377
If I kill myself will I become anime?

>>5995385
Oooh are you in a ldr with them? What part of Canada?

>>5995386
D A Y T O N
A
Y
T
O
N

>>5995392
More like Mansfield

>>5995392
pls come to tucson

>>5995391
you already have the eyes 2bh

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>>5995387
W H A T T H E
>>5995386
Cool o(｀・∀・´)○
>>5995391
Mhm I am, and Ontario.
>>5995388
Just a boy

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>>5995390
Pretty drunk but emma's a bitch yumes cra cra and I miss may

>>5995395
Arizona? >.>
>>5995394
2 hours. Not bad.

>>5995391
>tfw you're already anime

>>5995398
i guess?
>>5995400
i suppose. i hate driving though

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>>5995398

>>5995383
It's a bad feel

>>5995399
x: you wanna talk about it? just vent? maybe i dont know you too well but im here to listen, i know them and maybe i can help
pm me on skype if you need someone to talk to
best wishes mado hope the situation improves

Yeah tell me your junk I will make you feel less junky

>>5995410
blink twice if you think he's in this thread right now

>>5995396
I wish my eyes weren't the only thing tho ;_;

>>5995401
>tfw idktf

>>5995398
How long, is he qt? :3

>>5995402
I saw pictures of mansfield, id drive out of there quickly.

>>5995413
when are you starting hrt?

>>5995419

asap gonna turn into a craigslist t4m hon

>>5995417
Go for it. I find it dull. In reality Im about 10-15 minutes from mansfield in a tiny town. I hate it here

you know, the biggest motivator to lose weight is being able to post butt without making everyone vomit

>>5995419
i already did tbqh

I just laughed so hard and for so long at one of my own jokes, i deprived my brain of oxygen and now feel like I'm floating.

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>>5995434
endophins!?!

>>5995434
i do this but get self conscious
i need other ppl around to laugh tho fml

we need more butt pics, stat

>>5995441
I would post mine but its gros

>>5995444
gross butts are still butts

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>>5995446
I dont even have any photos of my butt, all ihave is this old shit

>>5995449
which toothbrush is urs
this is important

>>5995450
Left

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>>5995431
good girl

>>5995452
Thank you so much

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i was with friends tonight and they started talking about having kids and how fulfilling and magical it would be etc.

anyway yeah cool i wanna die yeah tight

So I hung out with the really cool transgirl tonight that I met at the support group. We hung out for nearly 7 hours.

We talked at her hideout house for a few hours, well I'm quiet so she did 70% of the talking. I got to see her baby (her very special car), then when it got dark out she took me for a ride in another car of hers and we cruised around until 1 am.

I got to meet the local street racing scene, I was in her car during a race and she buried her speedometer that goes to 160. I got to see an (unrelated) car crash. And we just talked about our lives and transitioning and stuff.

She was the coolest person I've ever met and tonight I found out she's even cooler than I thought she was.

>>5995364
I haven't fucked my brother

>>5995461
I wasnt with anyone tonight and no one was talking.

anyways~

>>5995458
Why?

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>>5995462
thats awesome. thats exactly what i want, trans friends that i can hang with and talk about trans shit with

>>5995466
u tryna 1up my sadness bruh i'll fight u

>>5995463
yet

>>5995469
Don't worry about it

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>>5995477

I just slept for three hours during the day because I'm sick, that's the only time I am able to do that.
I wish I could sleep forever.

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>>5995478

>>5995476
No tell me

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>>5995477

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>>5995482

>>5995480
>tfw no one will let you sleep until you get your immortal android body

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>>5995484
I can't
you'll find out soon enough.
>>5995485
I thought u didn't ever wanna post a pic here o-o

>>5995488
* the following instrumental guitar-drum piece fills you with an emotion, almost as if the mysterious tall figure was trying to explain something to you.

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>>5995416
I've known him for a while now, and yes he's very qt (´∀`)
>>5995449
I like your hair!
>>5995463
GOOD.

Keep it that way
>>5995477
best girl tbqh

>>5995491
But he's cute
>>5995473
Allegedly

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>tfw you'll kill emma

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Contributte

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>>5995494
I'm running pretty low on cash, how much would you pay me to do it?

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>>5995497
My eternal appreciation

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>>5995502
Can you at least cover gas or something? I'd probably waste a lot trying to remember where her house was and bullets aren't cheap you know. Neither are cover-up artists to bail me out.

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who wants to chill?

maybe go fishing

>>5995496
>tfw ywn stick your nose in cyba's butt and deeply inhale its essence

>>5995505
yeah i'd be down to fish

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>>5995504
I'm pretty broke. You can come like smoke a bowl or something but I was just going to brutally murder her idc if i'm caught or blah blah

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>>5995488
Tell meeee
>>5995491
It looks better now
>>5995505
I would but story is you're a lacist

>>5995509
what does she not like about you?

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>>5995505
>fishing
it's like 2:40AM my time
>>5995493
remove incest thoughs
>>5995506
w h a t t h e
>>5995504
the /k/ in me is really triggered by that image

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>>5995505
Fuck yeah fishing let's go
>tfw no friend to do out-doors stuff with
actually my european waifu wants to hike with me but i cant afford the plane ticket yet
should i make a gofundme for the trip ??
>>5995509
Oh, I don't do drugs, sorry. Good luck tho, IIRC she has an actual katana so be careful.
>>5995514
FEEL UPSET COMRADE

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>>5995512
I don't think she generally does besides that we can't stop liking the same people and she's a crazy fucking controlling bitch

>>5995505
MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
u bring me nostalgia

>>5995511
stop

>>5995514
incest is fun
sibling incest roleplay hello
im talking brothers
or sisters
or sister on brother
no brother on sister thats for hicks

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notice me senpai

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>>5995514
But he's cute

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>>5995515
Like she'd see me coming
>>5995519
vomit

>>5995505
i like fishing

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>>5995519
One on hand, the ass is phat
On the other all those spots what

>>5995515
no just go solo yo

>>5995511
uhhh k but you are missing out

>>5995507
k sunday or monday

>>5995518
Stop what
>>5995525
B-but i would love to hang out with you if you're nice

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>>5995521
The house is p old and creaky you'd probably make yourself known unless you're a stealth master.

>>5995505
only if its bare-handed, to spare as much fishy feels as possibu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrrmqb2V3OU&nohtml5=False
my dad makes me proud sometimes but i might regret posting this

>>5995528
stop!!

>>5995525
B)

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>>5995529
Outside is a thing and so is fire

>>5995532
What am i doing

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>>5995528
i am friendly, only mean to jerk heads

>>5995530
i use to feel the same, but meh... kill it quick after

banana snail

>>5995525
monday

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>>5995533
Ooo fire, brutal. So did May remove you too ?

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lel youll sure do find any opportunity to have a butt posting contest
>tfw loser

>>5995537
but then you wont feel as cool for having slap chopped it out of the water \_(ツ)_/¯

like this post if ur a strong independent anon who dont need no trip

>>5995546
*likes*

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>>5995518
DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS
>>5995520
S-STOP
>>5995515
>Standing at the same height or even less than her weapon
>M107 is 4-4'7"
>prosthetic leg holster
>combat schoolgirl outfit
remove that image desu

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>>5995552
You seem upset Chrissy.~

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>>5995555
d-don't call me that

>>5995546
like

>>5995552
i want a sister wahh

>>5995537
I am not a jerk head pls be my friend

Keep posting boots

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>>5995562

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>>5995562
you're such a slut

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>>5995552
But he's cute
>>5995518
People freak out about incest it isn't even that bad

>>5995567
well I mean its pretty bad between cissies

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>next dose of Estrogen isn't blue
IM UPSET CVS, YOU MESSED UP

Worst case scenario your brother hangs himself after you're done using him as fuckmeat

>>5995576
worst case scenario, you don't transition and become a hon at 50

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>>5995515
i always forget i have that katana cause it just sits on my shelf, good eye

>>5995582
>katana
>not wakazashi

Too much shit in this thread, not enough contributions!

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>tfw yume is kicking you out over bull shit
I hope I die

>>5995584
rude tbdesu

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>>5995582
Ty, watching a bunch of documentaries about hostage rescue stuff has prepared me for forced-entry operations. Always make sure you know what's on the other side of the wall, and every detail about it!!
>>5995587
Do you have anywhere else to go?

>>5995587
s:

>>5995587
you can cum live with me I only have one rule, you have to be on my dick 24/7

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>>5995587
squat in a crack den and poop in yumes mailbox

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i want me some yeezys

>>5995587
come live with me chijo ill buy you all the drugs you want!

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>>5995585
unsee cc natesizu

>>5995186
>>5995315
>>5995543
What type of undies do you buy? Where do you buy them? I cant wear undies for girls because they are to tight :(

Could someone explain what
> hons
> chasers
are? I want to get the definition right.

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>>5995597
damn, what would jeromeyromeyromeyrome think?

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>>5995598
Please senpai
>>5995593
No

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>>5995602
BOUND

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>>5995604
cmere senpai

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please someone let chijo live with them. i'll buy a plane ticket/bus ticket/train ticket

i am not joking.

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im drunke enough this is my butt

good fucking thread good fucking fun

what a wonderful night

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where's phienchen and lalalilly and any other austrians/germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE4FoCxfANk

>>5995607
why?

holy shit that pic of my butt is so bad
i cant take pics while influenced

>>5995612
nah its pretty good thats a hard angle to hit and you did pretty well

>>5995612
you have a cute butt

>>5995599
you have a cute tummy

>>5995506
[email protected]

>>5995614
is it good for that angle?
like
it makes me look fatter than I am by like a shit ton as well as like
non sofisticated butt
>>5995615
While I do know I have a cute butt im not particularly fond of that angle

>>5995610
I am German. but I have nothing to contribute since I am ugly af
I will keep lurking for at least 60 months until hormones show effect.

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>tfw the struggle between wanting to stay pure and wanting to tease anons
I'm not gonna post anything lewd I'm not gonna post anything lewd I'm not gonna post anything lewd

>>5995327
emailed!

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>>5995611
emma + yuki drama

i said one thing and he started screaming at me calling me a piece of shit etc and made me cry

second incident i just said "u can call me crazy in the thread but please dont scream at me in my house"

and he came up to me and started yelling at me and punched a hole in the wall and YELLING at me while amy and i were trying to calm him down

we all agreed that we dont want him here since we let him live here cus he was getting kicked out and he's not paying rent.

i will buy him a ticket to go somewhere, i don't want him to be homeless. but he's like threatening me in my own house and screaming at me and punching walls next to my head, im not dealing with this bullshit.

>>5995602
>>5995605
B B B BOUND
TO FALL IN LOVE

>>5995618
since you actually have a butt, you dont need to do the sideways meme angle like me

plump butt is good

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>>5995623
UH-HUH HONEY

>>5995622
@_@

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wyd mtfg

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>>5995622
oh thats not cool
but isn't mado trans?
referring to her as a guy isn't cool either even though you're mad and being otherwise reasonable

>>5995599
gellin, cute tummies are so much better than cute butts; imo that is;respectively

>>5995600
I wear hipsters.. everything else looks bad/doesnt tuck well. also lurk more, or dont its all the same. Youll end up one of the two if not both,,

>>5995633
fighting

>>5995620
i'm not saying you should give in

>>5995622
wow
>>5995633
reading mtfg xD

>>5995634
not trans not on hormones

>>5995634
no he presents as a guy, everyone calls him a guy, he doesn't call himself trans. im not mad at him, everyone even his brother calls him trans.

i will buy him a ticket anywhere but i dont want to deal with this in my house i feel very unsafe

>>5995505
I can see you're bringing the sinkers

>>5995640
oh
I always assumed you were

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I really need to do squats or something.

>>5995633
listening to buckethead
wbu

>>5995622
looking for a roomie? lel
Ill put up rent and not destroy things?
Alt, ill put up your homie cause Im lonely and feel good when Im helping people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

how come
people havent made a dish
out of putting a bunch of cheese on a bowl of rice
and putting it in the microwave for 1 min 30 seconds
and eating it
its a fucking delicious meal
it should be like at least a meal that is for the gods in 5 countries
>>5995626
yay
<3
>>5995633
drinking and talking in discord with skaabii

>>5995645
im on hormones
but not trans

>>5995643
calls him a he*

i gave him 100$ for a hotel, food whatever he needs. ill buy him a ticket anywhere in the US for under 100$ later.
>>5995649
idk who you are

>>5995608
h o t

the combo
of rice and cheese
with some saltines in it
is so fucking good

>>5995633
multi-tasking hard desu

>>5995652
we all feel that way though when we feel shit

>>5995633
watching the mtfg soap opera

>>5995661
nah i feel fucking amazing right now

>>5995655
¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was only a quarter serious, maybe

>>5995633
Drinking tea and winding down with my gf

>>5995658
i put soy sauce on beans and rice with cheese once

was p good tbdesu

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>>5995633
posting birds
>>5995640
h-h-h-h-hi
>>5995644
hhheh

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>>5995633
Waiting for my estro to dissolve and double checking all my airsoft gear for playing tomorrow :3 Gonna hit the sack as soon as I can, I gotta be up in like 3 hours.

Hey if you gals and guys
would write
"isla is a bitch"
on a sign and hold it up with your face in the image
i would luve u
>>5995667
no but brown rice with sharp cheddar
so gud
>>5995656
thanks family

Nvidia drivers suck ass
My cum tastes like strawberries
I almost died choking on spiro
bobs hurt, also sucks

How has your day been so far mtfg?

i wish i could give each and every butt posted in here a thorough spanking

>>5995671
>I almost died choking on spiro
Replace spiro with progesterone and I'd know that feel very well

>>5995587
>explosive outbursts of rage over simple words
>indirect violent action
>destruction of property
>threats of violence
>telling someone to kill themselves
these are all some serious shit that you deserve to be out for.

>>5995670
an interesting proposition

not sure if i feel like it

>>5995664
so you're on drugs then?