Gay General - Hollywood Medium Edition

>>5936005
>psychic bf
NOPE.

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>>5936005
already I can tell this general is going to be shit

>>5935990
Eww I can't stand to date anyone else
I'm quite content with being alone for the rest of my life, I knew it would be like this if my bf broke up with me

>>5936043
well what happened?

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>>5936005
He is qt

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>>5936043
So stop complaining and man the fuck up you pussy.

>I'm quite content being alone
>I miss my bf boo hoo
Shut the fuck up

>>5935993
I still do. But I'm coming around. Pretty much all the great asses I've seen are on buff dudes.

>>5936049
we'd been together for 3 years but he fell for someone else a week before leaving me

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>>5936059

What is the best ass you have ever seen?

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why are arms the best part of a man's body

what's the next best water based lube, per volume, after J-Lube? got some plans comin' up and I need to keep some around and keepin' j-lube around is a pain seeing as it goes off after a while

>>5936063
Then why do you carry on thinking about him? He's clearly a cunt

>>5936086
Because that's not how feelings work? I swear people on LGBT are fucking assholes. bout to quit this board swear to god

that's "just be yourself :)" tier advice nigga

>>5936083
Get coconut oil instead

>>5936074
>What is the best ass you have ever seen?
Could you be more specific? In person? Man ass only?
Also: That's an amazing ass anon. Is it yours?

>>5936005
THE CHAT ROOM IS AT TINYCHAT /NOTGAYGEN

>>5936086
Because... you know what I'm not sure why

>>5936111
Good, fuck off. Not your personal hugbox. If you don't want people telling you what a fucking idiot you're being, then find somewhere else.

>>5935941
yeah..and i said that it was inherently non-democratic.
i support staying in the EU bc i dont believe our government will protect us and bc the EU actually limits the power our government haves over us which imo is a good thing in the current circumstances. for the third fucking time what is reading comprehension.
>>5935954
i like an non-pussy fascist. no-one says what they mean anymore.
>>5935963
didnt say they the EU acts in our best interests, i said the government doesnt. shared was referring to us. how fair would our trade deals be with the US if we left the EU?
>>5936010
I can't even. "gee, there's a lot wrong with our government. I know, let's add another government on top of the government I don't like, except this one cares even less about me."
And the Eu does not act in our shared interests. It acts in their interests, not ours.
its power is more ineffectual over us as individual citizens than if nations had full sovereignty. the EU shifts the power balance towards us by making nations accountable to a larger entity.
+ i think you dont really grasp the sheer scale of the refugee crisis. enormous refugee camps surrounding EU borders would not only be a human rights issue but like it really is going to provoke a response from muslim nations not just turkey, its going to have further implications in the whole region if turkey starts failing like it just is not going to make the world a safer place in anyway

>>5936112
sounds like a bad time all around, thanks though

Been hanging out with Roman Catholic guy at a tabletop meetup. He has kids that are age appropriate for me, and after he found out I altar served at his old parish I am getting the feeling that he's trying to introduce me to his daughter. He sees me as a good Catholic guy that shares an interest in his nerdy hobbies.

Don't want to tell him I am an atheist, and certainly don't want to tell him that I am far more interested in his college senior son than his daughter. Because he's at just the right middle age, and living in the right red state, where I expect Catholics to not be okay with gay guys.

So far I've been switching the subject whenever he brings up his daughter, and have no plans to go after a friend's son, but I am anxious that the longer I play this coy with him the more awkward it's going to get when he eventually puts the "this guy's gay" pieces together.

My plan is to just stay silent, unless explicitly asked by him. If anyone else has been in this kind of situation before and has some advice for dealing with it, I'd be grateful.

>>5936211
Coconut oil is the best lube there is and no toxins will be absorbed into your body.

>>5936083

J-lube goes bad after awhile? I haven't noticed any problems with the one I mixed up awhile ago.

>>5936186
Syrian migrants do not have the right to violate the sovereign borders of nation-states. Settling them in refugee camps, ideally far away from the European heartland, is the best and most lawful thing to do.

Muslims nations would not respond to this, as Muslim nations themselves don't care about Syrians. In fact, they would be overjoyed to have foreign nations bear the costs of their machinations in Syria.

>>5936216
Literally don't ever bring it up. Unless he asks you, he has no reason to know, and if he says something to you after you tell him, its not worth your time to be his tabletop friend.

>>5936186
>its power is more ineffectual over us as individual citizens than if nations had full sovereignty.
That's complete nonsense. You can't "shift the power to the people" by adding a completely new bureaucratic government on top of the old one. Do you even know how balance scales work?
>the EU shifts the power balance towards us by making nations accountable to a larger entity.
That's retarded. The EU is accountable to whom exactly? oh right, NOBODY.
The EU is shifting the balance of power away from the people and to a supranational organisation that isn't accountable to anyone, and is even more estranged from the people than our national government.

>enormous refugee camps surrounding EU borders would not only be a human rights issue but like it really is going to provoke a response from muslim nations not just turkey
These camps can be handled. In fact it might even be better to have shit break out there for a while because it would mean governments and organisations are actually gonna do something.
That's not even getting into the complete disaster of current migration issues. Nobody has any idea who enters or exists, it's all a big mess and the one big voice of supposed reason, teh UN, is completely absent.

Muslim nations should shut the fuck up since their human rights issues are absolutely horrendous and they don't care, and it's all their fault anyway.
>Turkey
Turkey is a crime state and cannot be trusted.
Besides that Erdogan is an enemy of free Europe and if he falls it will be better for all of us.

tl'dr stay out of politics, for the sake of the people and Europe.

>>5936244
I've had a few go cloudy and musty on me after a while unless I really boil the water I make it with and pretreat the container I use later with bleach

>>5936232
I'm not putting anything that's also used for food and sold in the U.S. near my or someone else's cock or asshole. I just don't trust the quality

>>5936291
But you trust petrochemicals and xenoestrogens in those places. Over a pure oil product that lasts longer and doesn't absorb into your body? Ok.

>>5936329

Coconut oil melts condoms, idiot

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r8 gothic script

>>5936348
Why use condoms?

>>5936348
>condoms

>>5936364
I ain't no bug chaser foo'
I just don't want to go about over paying for lube

>>5936378
Don't have sex unless you know people are clean. Even condoms have shitty chemicals that can cause penile cancer.

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>>5936359
Traditional Gothic lettering doesn't have dots transposed within them. That is Dürer from the 15th century long after Gothic print introduction. What you have is a early form of morse code

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>>5936359

>not textura prescisus vel sine pedibus

shit desu

but not a bad attempt at blackletter assuming you are fairly new to calligraphy

>>5936005
I want to fill his pretty little mouth with my dick and make all those dumb words stop coming out

post the qt with fags on his hands desu

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Which board is the best for casual flirting and cuteposting?

>>5936627
/soc/

I was thinking about going out tonight. My desperation to find a cute guy is really betraying my sense stoicism and all this alone time I've had for the past several months.

I guess the lack of an emotional connection has finally got the best of me.

Any tips where I ought to go to converse with a normal guy?

>>5936652
you won't conquer rome overnight 2bh
but otherwise just have fun, take it lightly. As soon as you start to put [dude who catches your eyes] on a pedestal, the convo turns to shit.

if you need tips on just general conversation, be interested. That's all it really comes down to.

>>5936627
hey qt

so
bad or good idea
asking someone out on april fools day so you have something to fall back on to if you get denied.

>>5936684
depends on that person
but generally bad, they can seriously and completely believe you're just fooling them even if you say you aren't.

if they're actually the joker type, do it on april fools. If not, ask after april fools.

>>5936684
sounds pretty stupid t b h

>>5936684
>Obvious tactic with embarrassing backtracking
>Makes you look like the type of shitty person who would ask someone out as an April Fools joke
No.

>>5936699
Im nervous and have never actually asked anybody out before desu

>>5936710
take the risk
risks without the possibility of failing aren't worth it desu

>>5936715
geh wish me luck desu

>>5936727
good luck anon I hope it all goes well

> brother who I haven't talked to or seen in 8/9 years reached out to me today.

I don't know how to process emotions. I have legit gay Senpai now to be gay with.

>tfw sick

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>>5936844
>tfw farty and have to poop

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>mfw crush was almost late today because he stopped to pet a cat he saw on the street

Just when I thought he couldn't get cuter...

>>5936684
Bad idea, grow a pair.

>>5936893
Stop posting this you fag, your butt pic folder needs variety.

>>5937100
Cute if real, but he prob was late getting some strange from his side hoe.

Btw, we need the tinychat to be more popular, its a good time. We need to start putting it back in the OP.

tinychat,c0m/notgaygen

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>>5937100

so most people don't stop to pet cute dogs and like to fawn over bunnies in the pet shop whenever you are in the area?

I guess I'm just a sucker for cute animals

>>5937177

I like to stop and pet the campus cats, if they're the sociable ones

>tfw so much physics homework and im stressed

>>5936893

Seriously who the fuck wears pants this tight all day? I have to actually work you know.

Collegiate faggots report in:
Major
Year
School
Ideal job

CUL Arts/Nutrition
Freshman
Johnson & Wales University
Dietician, work in a hospital or somethin

>>5937380
Women do

>>5937386
Planning on getting a bachelors in business

>>5937380
I wear my pants pretty tight

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>tfw no combat twink bf

>>5937499
>tfw no thumbnail bf :/

>>5937518
>tfw no bf

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>>5937518
hmu

>>5937386

>wanting to waste time, stress, and money on something so useless

>>5937499
>air force
>combat

I mean, but come on.

>>5937177
>fawn over bunnies
We shoot them
They destroy plantations and reproduce too fast

>>5937633
>no qt country twink bf

I just want a cute guy to sing some george strait to and hold his hand when we drive

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>>5937665
You should just move out to the countryside. Everything is better except the fact it gets lonely because fags want to live in big cities and also you might have to stay in closet.

Though the cities have even worse problem with bunnies, they are pet bunnies that have been let out in the nature at some point and then started reproducing

I'm moving cities sometime in the next year. I have no significant others, nothing to worry about where I go.

What's a good place to move? Places like NY or SanFran are no-go, I could never live in a city that fucking huge. But places like Seattle seem to be smaller on the metro side and could be cool.

Suggestions to avoid gay death?

>>5937824
Denver

>>5937386

Chemistry
Junior
MS State
Dunno, can't decide if I wanna do research or work in industry

>>5937824
>Suggestions to avoid gay death?
Kill yourself on your 18th birthday

I just want to hold hands

>>5938105
oshie i thought you left for good! ill hold your hand :3

How do I tell my bottom that every time he tells me to put my baby in there it's a major turn off for me?

>>5938129
I lurk sometimes when im lonely, ty anon

I think my boyfriend is mad at me, and it's making me feel really low.

>my bf
>my bottom
>my date

holy shit normies GO AWAY

>>5938250
fuckin' reeeee is right

I hate these normie fucks with their stupid fucking boyfriend feels

>>5938250
REEEEEEEEEE yourself.

>>5938250
>>5938261
You're not the only ones.

Fuck all of em

>>5938207
i thought gaygen scared you away asking for pics of your feet n shit, im glad youre here

>>5938250
>my
>my
>my
problemglasses.jpg

>went on a date with 10/10 twink
>realize I'm not into twinks really as bfs because it's exhausting level of immature gayness I have to deal with
>only want to fuck him, but he also wants to date and wants a real bf ugguu
>looking for a way to fuck only and dump him while not hurting him
>have to explain this somehow to him
how aaaaakwaard

>>5938706
Tfw no Slav

>>5938763
How you're doing? How's your straight life?

>>5938706
Can't you just train him into more mature person? They say people tend to become like their partner.

>>5938909
You need to fuck people into that first. Literally, I'm not joking.
Not that I'd know.. :blush:

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>tfw when you roll over and become the big spoon and harness all the heat from your very warm bf and then Cat joins but demands to be petted so he bites you playfully and you pet him and then you go downstairs to post on 4chan

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>>5936055
>bisex

>tfw no amiable bodybuilder bf

>guy starts speaking to me on grindr
>he's handsome, stronk as fuck, immediately starts pushing to meet for a coffee
>into all the same shit as me
>can't meet because im actually kind of scared
>think he's losing interest in me

fucking autism why

>>5939204
Just go dude, I met my bf of 4-5 years when I was scared as well. You'll regret it later.

Although coffee sounds pretty lame. We drank a dozen pints then he had a nap at my place while I stayed up drinking, then technically it was the second day we were fooling around and in the morning I was grabbing his feet and then we knew we would be together forever.

3 months later when I came back to do my PhD we were living together and have been ever since.

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does anyone have that pic of me with my dick out?
could someone post it for me?
i'm missing a lot of my pics since the archive went down. if you have the one where im in stockings and panties i'd like that one too very much please.

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>>5939225
kill yourself booger :)

>>5939228
niq i know you keep my shit. pls share. ;~;

>>5939225
uwu

>>5939232
kill yourself :)

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>>5939236
baby pls

>>5939240
kill yourself booger seriously do it :)

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>>5939243
;;;~;;; b-but for what purpose?

>>5939249
hey kid im niq..........click this link and send it to the person youve skype chatted most recently with...........kid........................
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001EQ5NG0/ref=s9_simh_gw_g325_i2_r?ie=UTF8&fpl=fresh&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=desktop-1&pf_rd_r=1VRD6H8MWK030KV676M0&pf_rd_t=36701&pf_rd_p=2437869742&pf_rd_i=desktop

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>>5939254
Wat

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>tfw I will never wrap my hands around Niq's feminine neck.

>>5939341
>tfw u will
;););)

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>>5939404
please be a noose

>>5939512
I don't know who you are, but you ought to be shot.

>>5937633

that doesn't make modern pet rabbits any less cute or make it bad for me to fawn over them

and desu lamping rabbits seems kind of boring compared with shooting pest birds on the wing(which is pretty fun especially with something automatic like an old auto-5 or a cheap turkroach tactical semi-auto)

>>5939473
I would eat his ass for days.

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>>5939638
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

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>>5939638
>his

>>5939651
SHHH YOU'RE GONNA GIVE AWAY THE GAME

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>>5939655
>His

>>5939649
I'm sure there's been nicer said.

>>5939651
>hers
I'm pretty sure niq would appreciate, getting rimmed for days. I mean, look at that little qt piglet nose there, you just get that warm fuzzy feeling from looking at it.

You know what I mean? Like the guy would actually appreciate you, for you, and what you do for him. Crazy right?

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>>5939656
DELETE THIS
>>5939660
>Like the guy would actually appreciate you

Lol.

>>5939671
>tfw no drug abusing bf who bi now, so we can bang girls together, and then gay later

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>>5939688
who you calling 'drug abusing', fuccboi

>>5939700
youze, a fucbooi, fuccboi.

Just accept my love, ya' faggot

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>>5939706
I don't even know who you are you creepy faggot, 90% of the people that dont actually dislike me are creepy fuccbois

>>5939713
Well I could actually believe that anecdotal point because I know that I attract a lot of refuse.

I'm sorry bro.

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>>5939713
>90% of the people that dont actually dislike me are creepy fuccbois

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>>5939751
Grotesque tranny trash need not apply.

crab is on chaturbate:
chaturbate com/straplad/

how do you feel about him now?

>>5939765

my soul-drenching apathy has changed not one iota

>>5939765
RT, I think he's uggo AF.

Some people aruge he's average or has a niche look for some losers attracted to trash. And I can totally see that, but at the end of the day the dude's only a 5/10.

>>5939777

regardless you should tip him biotch

>>5939765
this wasnt a secret lol i've talked about it and shared it in the tc before

>>5939765
Who is this discount Milo lookin ass dude supposed to be?

>>5939787
>discount milo
lol

>>5939779
I don't tip 5/10s or below.

>>5939777
>>5939765
>>5939779
>>5939787
>>5939792
I'm not for everyone and that's fine :) I have fun with what I do and I don't care about it being posted here.I mean hey i used to do this for free lol

>>5939816
I seem to be really out of the loop. I have no idea who you are or why anything you do is important here.

>>5939816

Why dont you get a real job with actual prospects?

you cant cam forever

>>5939828
I believe he has a husband that finances his life style of gay sex, rock and roll, drugs, and needles.

>>5936005
hi

>>5939839

sure, but jobs arent just for money. How can anyone extract any selfworth or pupose from their life unless they have a goal they are working towards?

>>5939846
Well it depends on one's personality.

He might be content to sit around the house, camwhore, have relations with his husband when he gets home, and cook him dinner, go to sleep together, and repeat the process the next day.

You really don't know his mindset.

I mean, I agree with you that his lifestyle isn't for me. I prefer to to do XYZ in an attempt to reach my life goals instead of sitting around all day. But it's not my life or yours, it's his senpai.

>I'm polyamourous

Rot in hell, biscum

wondering if anyone knows where to find a video, I had it saved but lost my hard drive, it was a porno where a guy got gangbanged by 100 different guys over the course of 6 and a half hours and they kept a tally on a whiteboard of how many times he was cummed inside of, came out to over 250 times, but they weren't counting the ones that pulled out or the ones that came in his mouth, so it was actually even more than that

>>5939856
I've always had issues with this kind of person. They're hard to manipulate because they don't want anything, they cause trouble because they love to fuck with people and don't care about consequences, and they are really just looking to finance the passions that they will never tell you about because they don't want you thinking they care about anything.

They think of themselves as laid-back, I think of them as good-for-nothing lazy-asses.

>>5939879
story time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV4L_OHGpyo
ahahahaha how did i not know about this

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just finished my personal statement, and i think its really fuckin good

time for a smug coffee

>>5939900
why do i recognize you

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>>5939917

the pic isnt me, its isley

>>5939923
who
+ that guy is qt

>>5939873
>tfw no 5 gallons of cum endlessly leaking out of your bp

>>5939885
nah it's just a certain kind of person that I don't like. nobody in particular.

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>>5939934

he is an amateur powerlifter and regular poster on /fit/s powerlifting general. he lives in london

he posted there like 30min ago
>>>/fit/36565067

>>5939828
>
>>5939839
>>5939846
>>5939856
>>5939879
So how I feel about working the way I do. I in no way shape or form rely on anyone but myself financially, I make a minimum of 3k a month of only doing 10hours a week (if that)of camming (+around 500-1k of amazon gifts / gift cards sent to me) I don't manipulate the people who watch/pay me. I talk to my audience, have fun, it fits my personality well since I'm not a shy person and I am more then well leaving my comfort zone. As for my goals, I naturally excel in cosmetology (mostly makeup and nails) but the income doing that is no where comparable to what I do now. I'm able to be home and make my husband breakfast each morning, pack his lunch. and by the time he's home dinner is ready for him. I am aware that I can't cam forever, I mean no one can let's be real. But I just started to make passive investments that are earning me money super easily (white labels which have so far added 200$ a month) and I'm able to save roughly 1.5k each month after taxes and my living expenses are paid. I intend to go to college during this up coming fall semester.

>>5940011
If it's not accurate then I'm not talking about you :P If you have any kind of goals then you fail my criteria for being that kind of idiot.

does it make me bi if there's a girl I know that sometimes pegs me, but I only let her do it because she lets her boyfriend fuck me, and I'm actually not attracted to her at all? I feel like it's some sort of "consensual rape" when she pegs me or maybe some sort of prostitution, I get her boyfriend, as payment, she gets to peg me

>he starts a fight.
> I'm the one who apologizes next morning.
> yeah you're shitty, grow up.

Why. Live.

>>5940058
I don't understand how anyone could willingly put themselves in this situation

>>5940116
lust, her boyfriend is hot as fuck and is bi and knew I had a thing for him, his girlfriend wanted to peg him, he doesn't want to be pegged, so we came up with this arrangement

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would you date a kebab?

>>5940294
No. I like being alive

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>Tfw you will never have a man truly love you

Why live?

>>5940294
probably not

what's the youngest / oldest you'd date? for me it's 14 / 20

>>5940343
25 / 90

Lost my best friend a week ago, had a huge fight with his boyfriend, and now he doesn't want to see me anymore, we did everything together, I spent as much time with him as he did with his own boyfriend, don't know what to do with myself, finding myself just sitting here all day watching tv shows, slowly drinking vodka until I pass out, and posting in 5 tabs of 4chan at the same time. Don't really feel hungry, barely eat, just a snack. Don't know what to do with myself, Is this what the early stages of depression look like?

>>5940343
18-20

>>5940428
Yea it is. Soon you won't want to even get out of bed

>>5940428
Were you in love with him or something? You sure sound like it.

>>5940343

Precocious 14 (probably 15) if I lived somewhere it was legal/76 (lowered from 90 as I've gotten older, somehow)

>>5940445
I was, and still am, we kind of have a bit of a messed up history, we were dating in high school and we both a greed to stop seeing each other when I left for college, and when I got back he was with his current boyfriend, but I still love him, he's said he still loves me too, but it'd be unfair to dump his boyfriend just because I came back....his boyfriend has hated me since the day he met me, we always fought a lot, but the fight we had last time was so bad that my friend asked me not to come around or talk to him anymore, the guy he's dating now used to have issues with self harm, and he cut himself after the last fight we got in, so he's pretty mad at me....even though in my opinion that isn't my fucking fault that he's dating a crazy guy now

>>5940470
You're sure in a mess.

>>5940466
I do not understand this age of consent laws. Some states is 15 or 16. But if you are over 18 it is rape?

>tfw I love watching gay porn but don't want to be gay

help me

>>5940490
>love watching gay porn

Nigger you might be the gayest guy here given 99% of the gay porn out there is garbage

>>5940493
I have a specific taste that limits what I watch a lot though.

>>5940499
femboys? twinks? creampies? traps? what's your thing

for me it's almost unfappable if they are using a condom, or if they pull out instead of cumming inside the bottom's ass

>>5940490
I watch straight porn sometimes but I'm certainly not straight

>>5940508
I'm not saying, but it's pretty normal.

>>5940512
>sometimes

But I watch gay porn all the time. And it's only natural for a male to be attracted to a woman, even if gay.

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Sometimes when I'm hungover I can picture in my mind fantasies and they seem more real than when I'm completely sober, I almost feel like I'm touching guys. So, is there some way you can have a near real sexual fantasy?

Pls respond.

>>5940525
Are you lonely? This sounds very sad and lonely.
Now I'm have contact sad

>>5940524
/movies/1620414/trap_fuck_001.html on xhamster

does this float your boat? There's a webm I see every now and then of a guy with a great ass riding someone reverse cowgirl position until he cums inside, wish I could find an actual video for that, one of the great unsaucables

>>5940524
>And it's only natural for a male to be attracted to a woman, even if gay.
Nigger, you are so obviously a bisexual in denial, goddamn it I really want to come to your home and stab you and stab your mother for making you so retarded.

>>5940542
Why do you have to be so hateful?

>>5940541
>trap

Not clicking that.

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>>5940536
Nah, I have a bf, but I'll never get with Belami from the 100, so just wanted to feel him. I'm also very horny when hungover, probably because of all the testosterone being produced in response to estrogen from drinking.

Nonetheless, I masturbate as much as I can and even if I've just done it, the thought of touching say Belami turns me on in a different way than completely sexual.

>>5940554
>Why do you have to be so hateful?
Because not labelling yourself as what you are is the most idiotic and pathetic thing one can do. That's like me saying, oh I'm not sure if I have brown eyes! It's just retarded.

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>>5940554
>not liking traps
what are you, straight?

>>5940567
I'm a virgin both ways,I don't know why I am. Calm down.

>>5940568
Traps are disgusting to me.

>>5940558
That makes sense. Make a tulpa

>>5940587
>tulpa
I forgot these were a thing, but I've never heard of anything good ever coming from that

>>5940585
>I'm a virgin both ways,I don't know why I am. Calm down.

LMAO you are again proving my point. Nigger, I could sleep with a million women, that doesn't make me heterosexual because I am not.

It is literally the definition of bisexuality, sexual attraction to both sexes, regardless with whom you have slept. Stop making up things and grow the hell up.

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>tfw someone asks me for help with maths
>tfw i have no fucking idea what to do, so I just do the first half of the problem and say "the rest is trivial" before walking away

d e v i l i s h

>>5937114
He is completely the type of person to stop and pet a cat long enough to lose track of time. He told or professor that he over slept, but confided in me that he was actually making friends with animals.

>>5937177
I'm sure there are plenty, but the fact that he's a big, huge guy who looks tough but has a soft spot for animals is just really appealing to me.

>>5940484
>states

Countries or US? US only goes as low as 16.

>But if you are over 18 it is rape?

No. Some places have a limitation on pre-Age of Majority consent, but they don't typically end at Age of Majority (because people usually have the sense not to penalize an 18-year-old for getting with someone two years younger). So minors over the age of consent consenting to sex with majors isn't usually rape any more than minors with licenses driving cars is grand theft auto.

>>5940011

>make $3000/mo in 40 hours of work = $75/hr
>make $500-$1000/mo in gift cards

That's awesome.

I wonder if you worked a full day (8 hours) on cam, how much you would make. I'd aim to make $120K a year, or does it all rely on a moneyshot?

>friend gave this weird guy I met at a party my number
>he thinks he's an anime character
>he thinks I'm an anime character
>edgy tryhard
>can't be a complete dick to him because he's in my circle of friends
>but at the same time he's batshit insane
>friend tells me I should "give him a chance" because he's "nice" and I need to "put myself out there"
>can't come up with a polite way to tell my friend I would rather lose my virginity to a small cactus

which trip do you hate the most and wish they would die???

>>5940598
>that doesn't make me heterosexual because I am not

It makes you bi. And I can't know if I'm attracted to women if I'm a virgin.

>>5940778
That's like saying which Paki do I wish would fuck off back to their home country

>>5940778

Irishanon desu. I don't know why but he really infuriates me.

>>5940470
Haha.

In this situation now.

It's strange in a sense that his boyfriend is really controlling like parallel abusive and everyone knows it. And one the examples being just how bad this is is that, my ex and I have a group of mutual friends that we're all close to. Well his current boyfriend hates it, hates them, me, and everything else. So he attempts to restrict his access to us.

So his boyfriend has managed to isolate him from his friends and support network. The kind of friends that offered them a bed to stay at, a shoulder to cry on, etc. when he came out and what a disaster that was. The kind of friends who love you when you fuck up real bad no matter what and have been together for a decade now for just an abusive and manipulative guy as the only thing in his life.

Plus he's getting ready to take this long distance for a little bit, and it's going to continue to build up and put undue pressure on guy that already suffers from confidence and anxiety issues.

Friends and I are really hoping he comes back around one day when all of this mess blows over. We love him, I really love him and want to spend my life with him. But I know he's going to have to go through more pain, and I hate to see him go through it.

>>5940787
I'm sorry, but I will not respond to this level of bait.
Fine, I will.
>It makes you bi.
You do not seem to be grasping the concept of sexual attraction. Bisexuality is literally the attraction to both genders, regardless with whom you sleep.
>And I can't know if I'm attracted to women if I'm a virgin.
You have way more problems than being a virgin if you don't grasp such a simple concept as sexual orientation.

I know that in your mind that is not based in reality, you have invented concepts to keep yourself from calling yourself gay or bisexual, but this is not how the world works.

>>5940736
lol which anime characters does he think you are

>>5940827
Why are you rude and angry? I could be watching whatever porn just for fun, without being really attracted to it. You can't know.

>>5940832
Two guys from Attack on Titan that he ships

> guy send me message

> I respond

>no response back

Well, that was a waste of time

>>5940839
Because you came here to post such pedantic bullshit and tried to go through some mental gymnastics.

>>5940855
Every
Single
Time

>>5940858
I don't want to be gay if all gay guys are as awful as you are.

>>5940868
I'm bi and not even the same guy you responded to initially.

I'm just dejected by your stupidity.

>>5940865
I'd get it if I messaged first and they weren't interested, but 2 guys message first then just go back to "online but silent".

>>5940873
There's no such thing as bi. If you like men you're gay.

>>5940343
Youngest you can date = your age/2 + 7

>>5940876
(You)

>>5940879
By nature you're automatically attracted to females. If you claim you're not, you're either delusional or have a mental disorder.

>>5940877
Only applies to hetereo

>>5940853
oh your the jean guy right? if the other guy thinks he's eren you should probably run.

>>5940891
says who? whats the rule for homos then?

>>5940886
I think most men that say they are gay are really bisexual. The percent of exclusive gays is so small. I can't imagine there are men that never had sex with a girl or thought about it.

>>5940910
Double virgin reporting in

>>5940910
>>5940886

This website is 18+ only.

>>5940910
Bi doesn't exist. Gays just prefer men more than women, and/or can't get girls.

>>5940899
Legal age to 30

>>5940936
>this is what teenagers actually believe

>>5940955
Probably older than you

>>5940962
only young people want to be older than others

>tfw a hairy muscle daddy bear will never fuck me

>>5940962
Probably not

>>5940965

Well he didn't say he wanted to be, though.

>>5940932
Homosexuality isn't real. It's a mental defect resulted from childhood trauma where the person then becomes an adult and that trauma is then sexualized. There is some good books about psychological causes of gays

>>5940986
Please, just fuck the fuck off. There is literally every other thread you can do this in, but you have to do it on 4chan/lgbt/gaygen. Why in the fuck are you so fucking autistic.

>>5940986

i never had any childhood trauma but im gay

explain

>>5940893
Yeah, I think. The party was the first time he met me and he just kept climbing all over me and trying to fight me/arm wrestle me and shit. And I generally have a big personal space bubble so I was just sitting there thinking "What the shit man."

Now he's kind of being a dick to me over text and I'm just sitting here thinking that life was so much easier when I didn't have friends and didn't have to be nice to people because I don't want to upset my friends. I miss being a humorless dick.

>>5940998
You suppressed it and it's in your subconscious. You're just unaware of the trauma but you are seeking fulfillment in men because you are lacking internally

anime rules

>>5940996
Maybe you should stop being a bi phobe

>>5941006
but the subconscious isn't a legitimate psychological concept

Do you have any opinions about San Fransisco?

>>5941020
i would not like to live there even if i had the money to. everything going tits up. gay scene isn't particularly better than any other big city and it's getting taken over by lizard-brained tech startup sociopaths anyway. sell it and silicon valley all off to google and let the technocrats have their ayn rand state.

>>5941016
that depends on your definition of subconscsious because there are certainly some accepted definitions as to what counts as a subconscious in psychology or psychoanalysis.

>>5941020
Where aids was invented

>>5941016

God you're fucking stupid.

>>5941046
its much more a pop psychology idea, a good portion of people in the field divide things into unconscious and conscious and have for at least a decade, if not longer

suppression is a straight up freudian concept and not one that's really gone anywhere since its introduction outside of like defense mechanisms sort of

>>5941185
horror can we be friends again

>>5941197
i dont know who you are

>>5941197
no. kill yourself

>>5941206
yes you do. i can see you've read my messages, pls response :[[
>>5941211
ok

Got the best rim job of my life last night. I don't even understand the things he was doing down there but it was incredible.

>>5941227
What was so special about it? I want to step my rim game up.

>>5941235
He kinda started fingering me while he was still rimming me. Even before that he was doing crazy stuff with his tongue. I don't know how to explain it

>>5941185

Freud > most of both the rest of psychoanalysis and modern psychology. Guy was the best. Maybe I don't differentiate enough between pop psychology and psychology, though - the former mingles too much with the latter for me to not see the latter as being at least half pseudoscience (but not recognized as such).

>>5941302
Being the pioneer of something doesn't make you the best m8.
Take for example you being the pioneer of cancer on this board. You're not the worst but shits gone downhill since you got here.

>>5941227

I can appreciate asslicking for its function and the weirdly flattering aspect of it, but it's still weird.

>>5941302
Freud was a hack fraud and pretty much all of his major theories have been debunked as crackpot bullshit that he made the fuck up while he was high. The only reason we even know of him anymore is because of plebs like you who won't let the memes die.

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I'm posting Bob Morley pics in this thread >>>hm/1337375/.

>>5941346
Oops, meant >>>/hm/1337375/.

>>5941353
I failed again. >>>/hm/1337375.

If you woke up one day and found out you were HIV + what would you do?

>>5941366

Feel vaguely relieved, i guess.

>>5941332
>Being the pioneer of something doesn't make you the best m8.

I never said I liked Freud because he was a pioneer. Sure, that plays into it. But primarily, he just seemed to have a genuine interest in and understanding of human behaviour that led him to investigate in a way that was bold and, really, less biased than a lot of this research could be. His drawbacks were of his time, but the positives of his work were ahead of it. More modern shrinks could stand to have more of his enthusiasm and less of his bullshit.

>Take for example you being the pioneer of cancer on this board. You're not the worst but shits gone downhill since you got here.

I've been here since the beginning.
So yes, you're right.

>>5941366
become biscum, poz as much supple teen boypussy and girlpussy as possible, rape straight men every time the opportunity to do it and get away with it presented itself

>>5941366
Pull an Adebisi on all my enemies.

>>5941366
Dress up in a superhero costume and stalk the nights fighting crime as the INFECTOR

I would have needles that pierced my wrists and sprayed a fine mist of blood on evildoers

>>5941366

1 see a doctor
2 post here
3 cry

>>5941366
That gives me an idea for April Fools. I could doctor an HIV test to show up positive, then hit up someone on grindr and bareback them. I'll leave a small handbag at their house with a few knickknacks and the HIV test and never talk to them again.

>>5941342
>Freud was a hack fraud

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
While Freud's been lying quiet in his vase, shrinks have been renaming and recycling all his worst material as society slowly forced them to stop castrating and electrocuting people so much. We hold that our modern pseudoscience isn't one, but really we mostly just insist that it be more pretentious so we can invest our trust in the rigor of unscientific ideas.

>>5941427

Fuckin badass, man.

>>5941476
>tfw parents didn't know you well enough to have you castrated at birth so you could grow up as a qt trap with no effort making all the guys in school question their sexuality

>>5941446

good way to get sent to prison, natch

>>5941487
pretty sure you wouldn't get sent to prison for that, they'd figure out it was a forgery, and you didn't have HIV, and it wasn't assault, what could they charge you with? being a dick? last I checked that's legal

>>5941446
No pranks allowed after 12 pm on april fools anon.

>>5941497
>they'd figure out it was a forgery
This is why you would go to jail.

>>5941545
is forging a test result even illegal? it's not like it's worth anything like money or going to get you something to get high off of like a prescription

FUCKING CHRIST IS THERE A TENSION BETWEEN US OR IS HE STRAIGHT AND MY GAY MIND IS IMAGINING THINGS?!?!?

>>5941561
It's illegal

>>5941563
1. Get him drunk
2. Sit close to him on the couch while watching tv / playing vidya / whatever
3. just keep getting closer to him
4. lean over next to his ear
5. make a quick dart, bite his ear off
6. while he's confused / panicking / shocked, push him down on the floor
7. rip his pants off
8. spit the blood from his ear on to his hole
9. use combination of blood and shit as lube
10. cum inside him
11. try to cuddle, if he lets you cuddle he either liked it, or he's unconscious from shock and blood loss

>>5941563
Your gay mind is imagining things. Thats what most gays do, invent things in their mind and get horribly disappointed.

>>5941571
I'm pretty sure it isn't. Unless the document in question is a legal document, or you're trying to pass it off as genuine.
>>5941563
You're not imagining things. He smiled at you. That means he wants the d.

>>5941577
i would never hurt him

>>5941579
i've been spending a lot of time with him lately and i sense something is off. i mean, he talks about girls and everything, but my bidar (not gaydar cause he isn't gay, definitely) keeps going off around him for some reason, and that doesn't happen with many guys... maybe it's because I'm really into him, but idk. you're probably right though...

Why is there not more kind caring gay guys who want to help others? All of you on here just bicker about the stupidest of shit non-stop. I've even fantasized about terrorists blowing you up by the masses because you annoy me that much.

>>5941597
unless the person is flamboyant or stereotypical gay there is nothing called gaydar or bidar. its a stupid concept. come to your senses,

>>5941597
in that case, try trapping if you're cute and fem enough to trap, and make a card for him with cherry blossoms all over it saying "a new me a new beginning" and leave it outside his door for him to find before opening the door seeing you in trap mode bent over his sofa waiting for him

>>5941613
You wouldn't believe what I went through on a journey with my ex to help get him on the right track.

>>5941613
>Why is there not more kind caring gay guys
>I've even fantasized about terrorists blowing you up

>>5941589
To present a false document as medical documentation is illegal

>>5941618
BUT NOW i thought of something! the other day we were joking around at work and he said something along the lines of: 'yea but there's nothing i wouldn't do for money, i would even suck a dick' and laughed. i changed the subject right away because it made me feel really uncomfortable. i mean do straight guys joke about these things? it was so weird...

>>5941619
fuck you

>>5941497

it doesnt matter whether you are HIV+ or not, it only matters whether the other person THINKS you are.

source: law school

>>5941646
woah there, that was some serious hostility in response to advice that isn't entirely troll advice

>>5941651

in case i am not making myself clear, let me restate:

The sentence for pretending to have HIV and having sex with someone is EXACTLY the same as that for actually having HIV and having sex without disclosing it.

You are looking at 4-6 years imprisonment.

>>5941642
But you didn't present it to anyone. It was in a hand bag.
It would be as illegal as printing off a fake 5.7 million dollar bill and leaving it in your wallet.
You could try and take someone to a civil court over it. But I wouldn't like your chances.

>>5941646
yeah, straight guys joke a lot about gay shit, which fools many gay guys.

>>5941669
>It would be as illegal as printing off a fake 5.7 million dollar bill and leaving it in your wallet.
This is also illegal. Were you dropped on your head as a child?

>>5941676
more like

>2016
>being straight

get with times

>>5941635

Pls tell.
Gays are so corrupted, it's not like all of you were molested or gang-raped, so what's your excuse for being insane shittards?

>>5941646
>'yea but there's nothing i wouldn't do for money, i would even suck a dick'
Straight guys stalk about shit like this all the time.
Just about everyone is gay for a million dollars.

>>5941706
tbqh I am really unfamiliar with straight guys...

>>5941709
yes but why say it? I know I would never say something like that around a straight guy if I were trying to come across as straight

>>5941696
Were you? Who's going to prosecute you? Do you think it's worth any courts time settle a case over monopoly money?

>>5941742
i just want him to be my boyfriend

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>>5941676
LOL I KNOW RIGHT

SURELY MY TWINK BF LEAVING MAKES ME STRAIGHT AGAIN RIGHT

JOKES ON HIM, I DIDN'T WANT HIM ANYWAY

>>5941732
>yes but why say it?
It's just one of those random topics of conversation. Like: would you rather lose a limb or watch your mother die?
>I were trying to come across as straight
If they're straight they don't have to try to come across as anything.

>>5941735
Banksy got charget for it. He made a lot of fake obvious 'monopoly' money with the queens face on it for an art project. There was also a case in my city where poker circles made their own money to use while playing poker and got sentenced over it. So yeah...

>>5941755
i think it will.
oh look he's messaging me right now. ^_^

>>5941758
yes but the conversation was about our income not sucking dicks. why bring dick into it, baka.

>>5941735

I also went to law school and Iread about a case where a guy sued TophatMan for forgery. He got out of jail because he was rich!

He broke my heart. Should I empty the liqour cabinet to drown my sorrows? It's not my liqour but who cares.

>>5941665
Yeah I'm going to need a precedent for that one, bucko.

>>5941774
Straight guys joke with that because to them its the ultimate beta behavior. Him saying he would even suck dicks for cash is him saying how desperate he is for cash, not some secret code to signal to you to offer him to suck your dick.
Its just the way they are. If you think otherwise straight up ask him but what you'll find out is that even though a large percentage of straight guys have done gay stuff, they just consider it stuff and don't want identity attached to it so they don't trust or feel engaged in friendships like you do.

Its the same with you if you've ever had a girl fall for you.

>>5941665
So if I'm having sex with someone and yell "I GOT AIDS, BITCH, TIME TO GET POZZED" even if I don't actually have AIDS, I go to jail for 4+ years? Name one time that's happened.

>>5941791

Set it, gurl.

>>5941804
Lemme sue you for infliction of emotional distress :^)

new thread:
>>5941818
>>5941818
>>5941818

>>5941775
You don't get out of jail for being rich, you buy your way into white collar jails.

>>5941768
>charget for it
Charged or convicted?
>a case in my city
That's a good point actually. Just about anything could be illegal at the local level.
For instance it's illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth. Or for more then three black men to gather without a white man present.
Don't think anybody's been taken to court over those in a while though.
>>5941775
Hmmm yes. The Classic Pennybags vs the State of New York case.