Gaygen: That Moment When Edition

> you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Or until he's 30

>>5932652
Please let me die

>>5932662
reposting:
Does anyone have any experience with cruising?
There's a well known spot for cruising here but I'm curious as to when you know to enter someones car.
There was a cab following me for a bit and he kept stopping the car when I stopped but I were never completely sure if what I thought was going on was going on or not. So is there some customs or code to understand?

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>>5932652
>that moment when you know he's the one you want to spend the rest of your life with
>except he wont fucking grow up and is in denial about himself and his life

when will I stop chasing after him

http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/

>>5932652
Yeah.

And it was too late.

Took him for granted and now he has an admittedly good boyfriend now. Probably better than me.

It still doesn't stop me from loving him sadly.

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>>5932667
>cruising
>car
>taxi cab
What in the hell are you talking about? Cruising usually is physical (body) in a restroom, back alley, sauna, lockerroom, ect. Or what I have seen on porn sites cams set up in cars at a cruising area parked where the guy is jacking off an someone strolls along by and joins or watches. From what you posted it sounds like you were driving around and a cab was following you like stalking. Unless English isn't your first language then what ever you just said really doesn't make any sense.

>>5932672
You never will, anon. Try to fix him!

>>5932601

Nope.

>>5932707
You can't fix people

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>>5932690
You can talk about another "that moment when" it doesn't have to be relationship related

that moment when you realize you will never be happy

>>5932699
Nah, sounds more like expecting him to hop in and go to his place. Or name a price.

I wouldn't know crusing etiquette because the internet is my slut gateway. Cruising does sound like it would have been exciting (disease aside, bring your rubbers when you slut) but almost no one does that these days I find.

>>5932699
Its not my first language and I'm slightly drunk, I'll try to elaborate. Cruising here means that people that have cars drive around the area or park their car in the area and other drivers or just people on foot can hook up with them for blow jobs or more I guess.
So there are three 'well known' places where this happens. I was on foot and on my way home walked by one of these places but it was deserted until a cab came by slowly. It wasn't stalking more so that I'm quite certain neither of us were sure what the other person wanted. The places I walked to are not spots were cab drivers usually park their cars to wait for their next customers, as it was a pier and a secluded area. Does that make more sense?

>>5932721
iktfbae

Didn't notice the thread changed


>>5932517
Kind of unrelated, but I wonder whatever happened to Clownshoes, I doubt anyone in here even remembers who that was. Your posting style reminds me a bit of him.

>>5932717
Sure you can. Is he "straight"? I'm sure you could persuade him ;)

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>>5932722
Hopping into someones car just to have sex at someone's place isn't how cruising works. Cruising is public sex in public settings like inside a car or area where you will get caught. Hopping into someones car to go to their place for sex is just picking up a stranger for sex.

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>>5932736
I remember clownshoes. I played scrabble with him a few times.

>>5932737
The "straight" people will never admit it to themselves. Suck their dicks. Let them pound you. Doesn't matter. They're always "straight" and end up married with kids.

>>5932736

I remember the name, but can barely remember anything else.
I think my prose is better, but maybe I just have a poor memory of his.

>>5932721
I keep putting off everything for myself in hopes that my life will decompress and I can start being my own person
But I'm not even a real person at this point, I'm a fucking NPC of real life

>>5932747

Yeah, I hope he didn't die/kill himself, he did seem to have some issues.

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>>5932652
this isn't /mascgen/

Reckoner ~
You are not to blame
Dedicated to all human beings
Because we separate, like ripples on a blank shore

>>5932747
is that a guy

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>>5932764
>implying

>>5932771
Nah rabbis straight

>>5932775
>>5932778
I mean does the person on that picture have a penis or a vagina

>>5932782
A vagine

>>5932785
thanks
now
why does a straight man frequent gaygen

>>5932758
Is there still archive for lgbt? I remember some anon said clownshoes killed himself at Christmas but I do not know if it was verified.

>>5932787
To look at hot boys of course

>>5932798

idk

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>>5932804
so he's bi?

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>>5932809

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>>5932819
thanks

>>5932809
No, "straight"

>>5932809
You ask many questions, Anon.

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>>5932824
>""
oh ok
>>5932826
yes

When was the last time you got tested? How often should you get tested? Do you wait until after a potential exposure or should you just be getting tested regularly no matter what? Does it hurt?

>>5932832
Virgin m8

Clean as a whistle

>>5932834
he should try blowing his nose into paper next time

>>5932832
If you use condoms always do you still get tested?

>>5932843
What if it breaks

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homosexuality is like the darksign
no matter how much we fight the hollowing we're all doomed to be consumed
prove me wrong

i want to be a child again

>>5932833
I'm a virgin too. And I plan on staying that way. I'm never going to lose my virginity. I'm never going to lose anything.

I'm a winner.

>>5932843

You should, you can get it from oral and no one is using condoms then. Also if everyone who said they always wore condoms actually did so we wouldn't have to worry about it.

If you're a man who has sex with men you're have a high risk of getting it. Get tested regularly so if you do get it you won't pass it along to many people. Free testing isn't hard to find and you can buy an at home test for forty bucks at cvs.

>>5932859
Well.. I didn't plan it

>>5932843
>>5932844
A condom's only broken on me once, and my dick was in my hand at the time, not in his ass. Is it possible for a condom to break and not to notice?
>>5932865
>you can get it from oral
Don't you have to have an open sore in your mouth AND he has to cum in your mouth? What are the realistic chances of this happening?

>>5932873
Or just bleeding gums. It's not uncommon. Speaking as a dentist student.

>>5932652
>that moment when you know he's the one you want to spend the rest of your life with

>that moment when you realize you are not the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with

I'm sad but also happy for him.

>>5932878
Okay but how significantly does bleeding gums impact your risk of contracting HIV?

>>5932873

Very low, but not zero. Definitely not worth wearing condoms over.

Just get tested dude. All these dumbass pass around party bottoms who "always wear condoms" don't get tested because they think they're good boys and good boys don't get the hiv, but they do and they spend ten years infecting people before they get diagnosed with hiv in a hospital while dying of pneumonia at thirty years old.

What's the big deal about getting tested, it takes twenty minutes.

>>5932886
>What's the big deal about getting tested
hmmmmmm

>>5932832
If you have an active sexual life, getting tested every two/three months is a good idea, mostly becaue of window periods (when you are poz but it doesn't show yet)

>>5932881
he been sucking dick so he can afford a better phone LMOA

While we are on the topic, how much does it cost to get tested? The only place I can go is the local health department according to some website

>>5932886

Lol this nigga doesn't want to get tested because he's afraid. If he actually always wore condoms he'd have nothing to worry about, but he knows he's got a chance of having it and doesn't want to find out that he's infected because he's a dumbass.

This is how all the young ones act, wear condoms to protect yourself from them.

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>>5932885
HIV is how bleeding gums murphy died

>>5932894

Lots of places do it for free, Google it. Also you can buy an at home test for forty bucks in any pharmacy now.

My LDR boyfriend goes home to the other side of the continent in 5 hours. Trying not to cry too much and keep myself awake but I don't know how to handle it.

I know he'll be back, but I'm always worried I'm not interesting enough. He's sort of aloof even if he doesn't think he is, and even though I can read him pretty well. I just don't know what he thinks of me, I'm always scared that when he leaves it will be the last time and he'll never be back.

Help me, God, I can't take this. I love him and I don't want to smother him, but God it's so hard when he's 20 hours away

>>5932919
Give him a slap around the face with your cock. He'll love you forever

>>5932834
>>5932881
>>5932925
So cum is okay on a blue board?

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>>5932707
How do I fix a sheltered faggot, essentially?
Unless life gives him a whip in the face, I don't see how else. I'm madly in love with an asshole.

>>5932919
>20 hours away
Try 35.
God damnit, I know it's worth it- I want to spend the rest of the life with him and if he's not lying, he wants the same thing- but fuck if it's not a bitch to cope with. Hope your boy's just a stoic-on-the-surface sort, we're in this hell together.

>>5932672
>>except he wont fucking grow up and is in denial about himself and his life
details?

>>5932951
Shit that's rough. But yeah, same deal. I know he has a squishy center but man is it hard to get to it sometimes. He met my dad this weekend, was really excited at the idea of coming back, but shit, I get all hung up on what I might be doing wrong because I want to be with him forever and I worry my ass off.

Shit sux

>>5932930
blue board = no nudity

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>>5932956
see >>5932937
>be best friend
>we're close, understand each other deeply
>the chemistry is there, tries hard to act like it isn't
>he's spoiled, has everything he wants/needs
>no reason to fuck it all up by coming forward
>not sure if shy, in denial, scared
>tfw maybe I'm just delusional

I'm so torn, I don't want to doubt my gut
what do

>>5932652
That moment when you are in his arms and the moon light plays softly across the sheets. You breathe deeply and suddenly you know deep in your heart of hearts that he is not the one you will spend your life with.

>hold me gaygen

>>5932972
Don't worry more than you have to about it, dude. If you've gotten to the gooey center of a hard candy on more than one occasion, it'll most likely effect him more than you'll ever know.
I'd say I'm the harder one in my relationship, my guy's fluffy as fuck and ABSURDLY easy to fluster while nothing phases me, you know how it is. But damn. When something in particular strikes a chord, it's just... something else entirely.
It can be shit to deal with people like him and I. In fact, I don't even know what I did to deserve my boy. But keep on chugging despite the indiscernible feedback if you love him. Life'll repay you yet.

>>5931374
how could you tell the poster was swedish
>>5931386
tja... 18/ stockholm ._.

>>5932997
You're probably just have wishful thinking. And you like him and you are looking for evidence to support that he likes you also. Do you even know if he is gay/bi?

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>that moment when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with him
>the subsequent moment when you realize that it doesnt matter because he is not capable of loving you

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>>5933023
>you like him
Yeah, I do.
>looking for evidence
I don't really have to.
There's no touching or anything, but the tension between is us is strong (good and bad) and we spend so much time connecting and talking about deep stuff, it's not just like any other friend. I can't explain it. Things aren't as 'interesting' anymore per se, but the energy is still that. I feel him holding back a lot. I don't think I should have to admit or say anything because I'm already doing enough by being openly approachable to him. I feel like feeding him that satisfaction would only hurt me more or threaten our friendship if it turns out he truly has some kind hidden feelings for me too.

>Do you even know if he is gay/bi
He's made enough remarks for me to conclude that he likes both men and women (or whatever), but he has never directly said "I'm straight." and he knows that I like men as well.

It could just be that I'm a delusional faggot who needs to move on. I can't stop thinking about it, though.

>>5932652
>you know will always be together
>as best friends
Why live

>>5933067
I'm >>5933055
I know the feel unfortunately

Itt: faggots cry about the fact that theyre in love with a breeder

Move the fuck on you immature idiots

>>5933073
It's really shitty.

Like, I know the best thing I could do would be to distance myself from him. For my sanity's sake. But as soon as I think about that, I think I'd rather shoot myself on the face.

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>>5933084
This is exactly how I'm feel too.
I'm so tired of it all. I wish it would all fall into place. Sometimes, I think it's all in my head, but at the same time, I feel like I have enough to justify what my gut is telling me.

>>5933091
Are you quoting an Avril Lavigne song

>>5933082
It's only because they're breeders so they want what they can't have. If they were actual fags, they wouldn't care half as much. Childish behavior

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>>5932809

>>5933094
No you fag, I was just saying

>>5933082
>>5933096
>samefagging this hard

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I want someone to fuck me while I revise and make notes from my textbooks.

Do you think anyone would be up for that?

>>5933701
only if you wax your bp

>>5933712

that sounds painful

why cant i just shave?

>>5933718
Stubble

>>5933701
I want to kill myself

>>5933733

do you think you could put your dick in my butt a bit before you do?

>>5933740
can't I just hug you instead

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>>5933743

even better

awrgh wisdom teeth
where you been bruv

>>5933055
He's faking it. It's painfully obvious from what you wrote! Fake fake fake fake fake, he wants you to feel good but doesn't want to be tied to you eternally because he knows you won't make him as happy as he makes you. It's obvious to anyone who's been through this. Leave him alone, be grateful for the LIMITED happiness you can bring each other and start looking forward to what else you can do with your life.

>>5933748
:3c

I misss qtpersian

I want a bf, but I'm not gay.

I don't want to be straight.

It's not fair.

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I always wonder what these douches talk about to each other.

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>woke up on the floor again
>thought I was somewhere else
joke's on me I hate myself

I've got a problem

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>>5933833
I have the perfect solution for you.

.. No homo

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who's you're twitch/youtube husbando

>>5933828
kys ugly iranian
>>5933837
funny white impact font w/ black outline caption

>>5933869
Jenna marbles

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>>5933869
Him and only him

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>>5933887

A bunch of black guys appeared on my Grindr over night.

Did my blocks come back to haunt me? Dear lord

>>5933869
mc dave aka aka the mc d don aka dave og miles

>>5933927
oh ym dAYS hes fucking dead now heat disease ;(;(;(
mc dave</3

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>>5933887

>>5933935
found his fb hes alive + well
these emotions>>>>

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What's the point of being on Grindr then...

>>5933977
Because there is no trans dating app and loads of trans women and trans attracted men have figured out they can just use grindr, since grindr offers a trans search.

>>5933920
Maybe they were all in a grouple and broke up

>>5933984

Does he want that feminine dick?

>>5934003
yep

>>5933977
good double :^)

>>5932919
Just asking anon, how did you meet him?

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>>5932886

is it worth it if I've only sucked one dick one time and swollowed the cum?

the only place nearby that does BBV testing is the addiction service(I do inject heroin and sometimes speedballs so I'm not totally scamming the service but there is lterally no way I've caught anything from injecting as I only use alone)

but I'm worried about them ratting me out to other NHS services in literally the same building(I could just lie about my name like when I hand sharps in at pharmacy needles exchanges)

>>5934080

>NHS

so youre a britbong? the NHS does that shit anonymously and for free

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>>5933869
Michael from Vsauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_7KYoO5qHk

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>>5933869

JORDAN

SCHLANSKY

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>>5934109

or maybe Colin Furze...

>>5933869
really tho ethan klein hila is one lucky girl
>tfw no loving + healthy long term relationship with a qt fat man child

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>>5934111
reminds me of my irl friend

tfw he's str8

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>>5934125

he does look cuddly, but im not sure i actually want to touch his dick or anything.

i want ethan as a dad, not as a bf.

>>5934131

can your irl friend do this??

Ocean man
Take me by the hand take me to the land
That you understand

>>5934147
idk sometimes you can find someone fuckable just bc you like them even tho from an objective standard point they are ewh

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>>5934147
>can your irl friend do this??
PROBABLY

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>>5934176

colin furze is suuuch a stud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6W3US8Luo8

sex is soooo boring
why wont anyone bf me
my life feels empty

>>5934190

mebbe you should get new friends

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>that moment when your cute uni tutor gets you to recite a super homo-erotic monologue into a microphone for 3 hours
>that moment when he takes you out to coffee afterwards and you both sit on a bench smoking cigarettes and other romantic shit like that
i fuckin love it dude

>>5934195

what kind of a pansy-ass non-degree are you doing where you get to do that kinda thing?

im mad jelly t b h

I'm so alone

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>>5934190
you really should kill yourself if you find sex to be boring. Or go to asexual general and stop bothering us because we're all very much sick of you.

>>5934197
fucking guess.
what fucking degree do you think that's most liable to happen in.
cmon dude

>>5934209

Theatre studies?

my nigga

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>tfw experiencing earworms every morning with a new song every time.
It's like I have a radio broadcasted in my head when I'm sleeping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coGfGmOeLjE

>>5934205
I agree with this post.

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>>5934215

do you want a cuddle?

>>5934215
I agree with this post.

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>>5934215

>>5934215

I know this is bait, but I'll bite.

How and why?

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>>5934210
close
fine arts buddy

>>5934220
>Bob will NEVER be you're dad

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>>5934231

Steve Ross is the luckiest man alive :(

>>5934237
Steve is qt as fuck desu though only when he wears them glasses

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>>5934240

Steve is alright, but he went a little too "unwashed hippy" as he got older.

bob is the og DILF tho
>that unbuttoned shirt

>>5934192
well....was making friends but the company i was working at was going to shit after like a month of me being there and the whole office got laid off basically
idk theres a few club nights coming up that i might go to by myself like a weirdo..maybe someone will give me some coke
>>5934205
really tho what is that good about sex
rubbing ur sweaty penis against a aesthetically pleasing human being for 20 fucking minutes for about 30 secs of endorphins being released into ur system
not that i dont have the capacity to enjoy sex im just not obsessed with it like 99.9% of everyone ITT is

>>5934257

maybe you dont enjoy it because you have divorced the physical aspect of sex with the mental

you need to be a lot less cynical imo pham

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>>5934213
This is a sexy episode, the more I watch him the more attractive he seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4HGfagANiQ

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>>5934266

Oh jeez, that forearm hair...

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>>5934257
>really tho what is that good about sex
Having a lot babies to breed out the rest of population.

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>>5933869
his videos are shit but hnnnng

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>>5934274
His facial hair and head hair is shit. Come on man, he is shit all round.

>>5934277
tryhard

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>>5934280
I'm not even trying twat.

>>5934264
sex in an emotionally fulfilling relationship sounds alright yeah. im just fed up of feeling like people only want to talk to me so they can fulfill some primal urge to cum inside of something.
just that idk how to find that i havent had feelings for anyone i have ever slept with
>>5934270
her body is ewh

>>5934284
You have generically boring taste in men btw

suck my dick

>>5934277

i like his beard actually

its shagginess is appealing

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>>5934277
The one on the right is textbook mathc4mathc.

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>>5934288
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGK2KprU-To

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>>5934292
>>5934296
fuck off

>>5934288
not really tho
hes likes guys that are generally considered attractive
you are the one who likes 'generic' 5/10 guys who remind you of people you personally know and stops you feeling too bad about yourself and what you will never have

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>>5934301
gross

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Beard or no beard?

>>5934302

If the guys the guy you're replying to is posting are generic, surely these Gay Haircut 101 guys are clones.

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>>5934308
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>>5934266
>>>/mathcgen/
#mathc
#tryingtoohard
#overcompensating

>>5934316

At first glance - mustache + stubble.
But beard and shaved both have appeals. Beardy somehow looks more orderly here, but maybe too much so. And shaved, he looks like a flaming sociopath, but in a way that's actually kind of more sexy than narcissistic.

>>5934316
On that guy? beard

depends on the person

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>>5934316
Full beard only

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>>5934325
>personal sexual preference = overcompensating
You're an idiot.

>>5934334
>>5934342
>Grown men taking narcissistic selfies
Huge red flag, massive boner kill.

>>5934342
>>5934334
>>5934308
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>>5934292
I've called the authorities (police)

so

>>5934364

Well, that's just overkill.

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>>5934364
Why do I even bother posting in this stupid general. You're all retarded as fuck.

>>5934384
>You're all retarded as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0

>>5934384
>>5934389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_vmOvfbg90

>>5934101

I might as well present at the NHS drug and alcohol services tbbh and get the test there but i'm paranoid about breaches of confidence

same reason I go further afield and barely use needle exchanges because the pharmacist at my local chemist(which has a needle exchange) knows my mother even though it is doubtful she would recognise my face and even a casual adherence to medical ethics would stop her from telling anyone

sometimes it's hard to tell i'm justified in my extreme paranoia( if I didn't live in britcuckland I'd probably constantly answer the door with a pistol)

what diet/routine do you need to do a healthy shit that requires minimal wiping?

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>>5934416

>>5934418
No eating = no shitting + it makes you qt

Learn to live on liquids

>>5934321
no they arent unique that wasnt what i said
but 'normal' / average guys are even less unique by definition so it annoys me when people say they dont like generic guys (meaning they dont like guys usually considered sexually attractive culturally) and then jizz themselves over a guy who is literally any generic human male. pretentious af when you really examine it and what they are saying.

>>5934418

F i b r e

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>>5934433
>>5934436
Metamucil

>>5934456
are u qt

>>5934454

I have it and it doesn't seem to do much, maybe I'm not drinking enough water idk.

>>5934459
no just posted in the wrong thread

>>5934434

I think I see more guys who look like the bearposts, and I never saw non-bearposter say anything about wanting "average" guys. Like, his guy doesn't reflect the average I experience either, but maybe it's just the gays here.

Also, I never said anything about you saying they were unique. I said they looked like clones/literallyeverygayguy compared to fluffyhair McBillygoat there.

>>5933765
I guess this might be the truth I've been so afraid of. I've distanced myself from him a bit in recent months, but he never ceases to reach out to me on some way, or care about what I have to say.

I'm not denying what you said, but I feel that there might also be the possibility that he could feel the same way about me, since I don't think I've done anything to make it necessarily easy either. He could be more frightened than I am for all I know. I'm just tired of putting in 110% into this ridiculousness and then getting about 25% back. Then again, we're in different life situations, but still.

>ask friend if they wanted to go to a bar as a wingman or if they knew any single fags

>"oh anon, you don't need someone to be happy. I miss having alone time"

No you don't you fucking liar. Why are single people so damn out of touch and completely useless at helping

>>5934528

Punch him in the face, start a change.

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>the emotional feeling you get when you don't have a boyfriend

>dating a guy for a month
>probably going to have sex soon

I'm terrified.

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>tfw you look seriously fucking hot but nobody is around to see it

Mixed feels

>>5934575
post nudes

>>5934531

That's like 3 friends I have to punchz

>>5934566
implying

>>5934586

Kill them all if you wish.

Hi gaygen, what do you think about furries?

>>5934657
They are crazy af but a lot of them make great drawings.

>>5934657

They don't hurt me, I don't hurt them.

>>5934657

as long as they keep it to the internet, its fine

when they start to buy fursuits or sponsor fursonas its time to unpack the chlorine

>>5934657
sad + lonely people who found a community that will accept them unquestioningly and overly embrace it
but thats basically most subcultures tho youtube vloggers juggalos trump supporters etc etc etc

I hate working

>>5934743

Find better things to do when you're off than 4Chan.

>>5934755
I'm at work right now, dummy

>>5934770

Then get back to work.

>>5934657
Only way those guys ever get laid is by pretending to be animals.

>>5934783
Ill fuck you up

>>5934788

You're fired.

>>5934785

Whereas most of us have to pretend to be people.

>>5934684
My fursona is sentient chorine.

Women always call me cute. I wish I could hear it from a guy for once. ;s;

>>5934908

here :x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PT69ZfbX7n

>Go to hairdresser to get hair cut
>The hair dresser, and older woman, asked me what grade I was in
>I am 24 years old
I took it as a complement regardless.

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hello faggots

Today, while getting new tinder profiles to browse because traveling across the country, I learned that it's worthwhile to put some effort into guys even though they don't live near your home at all because you can find the perfect guy who also things you're perfect.

>>5935010
I didn't read a single word of your post

Go back to Facebook you dumb frogposting piece of shit

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>>5935021
thank you for reading my blog

until next time~~

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>>5935025
>>5935010

>>5934657
fuck off aced

>>5934971
Y-you too anon.

>>5934971

What kind of accent is this called?

>>5932652
>that moment when your crush introduces you to a girl that's also interested in him.

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>>5935126

>tfw close friends with cute red haired twink
>tfw you can't tell if he's into you or just a massive cocktease

He's such a little shit I wouldn't put it past him

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Posting some of my favourite buttpics i have saved over the years

enjoy xoxo

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>>5935166

>>5935126
>tfw introduce girls to my gay friend
Fight for my love, peasants

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>>5935170

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I just joined the LGBT UKIP. Do you think I could find a bf?

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>>5935175

>>5935179

if ironically: maybe

if unironically: no way

>>5935179

Where do you live?

>>5935196
Brighton

>>5935148
>liking redheads and twinks

kill yourself

>>5935204
>not liking twinks so you can cultivate them into twunks

you're a waste of space, go post on math4math

>>5935203

nvm then

>>5935203
Im in brighton, if you want i'll pretend to be your bf as long as you pass me some of that sweet farage jewmoney

I hate when people talk about a "gay lisp". A lisp is when you say th instead of s. The affect gay guys have is just a difference s sound, more like a hiss, definitely not th.

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>>5935204
>mfw you say you wouldn't want to fuck someone touched by fire

>>5935212
I don't know I kind of like the fact that he's athletic but still on the slim side. He's cute as fuck and it makes it easier to scoop him up randomly and mess with him.

>>5935148
>tfw no ginger twink bf

>>5935117
received pronunciation
>>5935179
fucking kys

>Tfw no jewish bf

>>5935281

why?

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>>5935281
>tfw no old man jewish bf

>>5935251
UKIP isn't anti-gay.

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should i call the admissions officer at the college i'm waitlisted at to try and suck up to them so i can have a better chance at getting admitted later this week

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>>5935281
Australian/Texas country boy is better

>>5935244
He's of the red-haired, blue-eyed variety so I don't know if that counts as being a ginger.

He's not my boyfriend, either. We're just close friends right now, but lately he's been teasing the shit out of me.

>>5935310

Not officially, maybe.

Funny how like 40% of its members are though, innit?

>>5934908
iktf

>>5935350
>Funny how like 40% of its members are though
That's to be expected when you're the racist xenophobic right wing neonazi kill all immigrants party.

>>5935310
only until recently policy wise. they wanted a total ban on gay marriage until like a couple years ago. and you knowww like nearly every single high profile figure in the party has said / done / voted (just douglas caswell on that one ahahaha) something anti-gay. and thats the public front of the party. lol. internally UKIP is even fucking worse.

>>5935369
UKIP is more just Eurosceptic than racist, their most homophobe member was a nigger too

>>5935378
Please dont remind me of winston. He fucked up celebrity big brother this year

>>5935322
teasing how?

>>5935203
Can you not find yourself a boyfriend in the gay capital of the uk?

>>5935378
>UKIP is more just Eurosceptic than racist
I know that.
It's just that most people will see UKIP as the racist party since they disagree with current immigration policies.
And if you don't like immigration then you're worse than Hitler.

Which means quite a lot of trips here are against immigration.

>>5935388
They're all middle aged liberal fags trying to hold onto their youth. Disgusting

>>5935378
yeah but their euroscepticism is informed by bigotry
ask any UKIP supporter how those bureaucrats in brussels are actually interfering with our sovereignty and they will always always always reply 'controlling our borders'

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>>5935388
Not one with similar mindset

>>5935394
I guess the two fags from gogglebox do quality as that.

>>5935395
uh, that's totally true though? what's the problem with that?

>>5935395
>being so uneducated it hurts
Gee.

Do you actually read the news and note that the EU attempts to pressure countries like Poland or Hungary for acting within their own power to control their borders against the migrant surge?

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>>5935409

Jesus christ i cant even tell if this is ironic memeing or not

>>5935421
>>5935421
Well Poles are kinda dickheads, they keep using most EU money but do literally nothing for it
We are responsible for burdens like that
UK needs to kick out Poles out too

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Do people actually do this? Sounds like a serial killer

>>5935386
>normally touchy and cuddly with me especially when drunk but now seems even more so
>it could just seem this way because I've gotten feelings for him
>we share a bed when he comes over and he's taken to spooning with me
>but he's asleep when he does that
>a lot of our banter has gotten really flirtatious
>but I'm just as bad about it as he is honestly
>either half naked when we hang out or stealing one of my hoodies
>I doubt he knows this is a major weakness of mine, though
>he's ground his ass into me a few times
>but it was mostly to get the upper hand while we were play fighting

I feel like he's being oblivious and/or a little shit. The fact that it's making me really sexually frustrated isn't helping, either. I'm constantly having lewd thoughts now.

>>5935396
Cute

>>5932853
agree on everything you said

>>5935409
bc the sort of migration control UKIP voters want is just bigoted naive or both
+ more generally just on the EU i trust the 'bureaucrats in brussels' a lot more than the british political establishment leaving the EU with this government now would fuck us so hard i wouldnt even know where to begin
>>5935421
dont understand what point you are trying to make
we have free movement in the EU and the EU issues refugee quotas i agree with both of those things

>>5935533
why do you type like a girl?
pls stop it

>>5935533
>i trust the 'bureaucrats in brussels'
Everything wrong with Europe in one post.

>>5935563

nice maymay, reddit

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>>5935563
pic related, you right now

>>5935432
>he's ground his ass into me a few times

yeah no he wants the d. try grinding back into him and see what he does.

Were you born with a woman's brain?

>>5935585
>reddit
I bet you think I'm against Trump as well, don't you?

>>5935542
.....how do i type like a girl
>>5935563
our government and basically the whole british establishment is run by authoritarian surveillance state slave to corporate morally inert war crime comitting paedophiles. the EU does a lot for us right now trust me family

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>Tfw your bf never remembers anything about, even your own birthday.

>>5935634

no, i think you are a stereotypical redditor with a whole bunch of trump memes and statistics memorised to cloak your idiocy with

>>5935642
>our government and basically the whole british establishment is run by authoritarian surveillance state slave to corporate morally inert war crime comitting paedophiles. the EU does a lot for us right now trust me family
That description fits the eurogroup even better.

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Where do you go to meet gay guys, aside from gay bars.

>>5935668
Mutual friends

>>5935647
I've got some bad news, anon.

>>5935642
The EU is doing the exact same thing you're accusing the Briths government of, except they're even worse.

If I had to name one thing the EU did well it was the system of E-numbers. That's it.
Protecting citizens against corporate schemes.

The whole refugee crisis is handled so terribly bad that even a bloody Hungarian fence achieved more than Europe ever could hope for.

Then again closing the borders is a better idea than not closing the borders, because it's thus far the only idea there is.

>>5935668
I don't

>tfw

>>5935686
>friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I get sick of people 1 week after I meet them

>>5935686
>all my friends are straight
>no faghag girls
what do?

>>5935642
>how do i type like a girl
I dont know, you tell me

>>5935717
Maybe you should hang out with more interesting people.

>>5935618
I've kind of thought of doing that but I don't want to make it weird if he was just fucking around. Like I said we were wrestling at the time and he basically did it to throw me off.

>>5935735
Maybe an interesting person should walk into my life
Preferably a gay one

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>>5935668
4chan zeemaps

Add contact info. and info about yourself and get a bf today!

https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1927320&add=1

>>5935694
w-what...

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>>5935760
This sounds great but no one ever puts down their information. They always post where they are and a fake name and
>tfw no bf
but they never want to be contacted. Makes me think they really don't want a bf at all they just want to bitch about not having one.

>>5935391
>if you don't like immigration then you're worse than Hitler.
What if I don't like immigration and I am Hitler?

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>>5935816

>>5935760
there's already like 15 gaygen zeemaps

https://zeemaps.com/find.jsp?q=gaygen

>>5935808
I don't know about that. I think it's that most people wouldn't want to fuck a troll they met on 4chan.
Just post butt pics, and I'm sure you'll get all sorts of attention.

APPARENTLY I HAVE TO PUT THIS FIRST AND YELL IT BECAUSE IT'S HAPPENING TOO MUCH. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE A SEX ADDICT, WHORE, OR LOOKING FOR A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, OR HAVE HIV/STDS. DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE A SMOKER OR A VAPER OR A POTHEAD OR A DRUG ADDICT OR AN ALCOHOLIC. I AM ALLERGIC AND WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.


Is this why no one ever messages me?

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>>5935853
well then the tfwnobf losers need to stop fucking posting then it's getting old.

>>5935865
This made me realize how sad these apps are.

If you're not gonna fuck me, don't talk to me, you ridiculously good looking breeder

>>5935662
...yeee the EU limits the power of nation states and by effect us but t b h i personally think that is a good thing when they have repeatedly shown they are not willing to act in our shared interests. obviously it is non-democratic but the alternative is worse. imo anyway.
>>5935696
the problem doesnt go away when you close the borders
if the EU literally just stopped taking refugees the geopolitical backlash it would have would be just bigger than anything happening right now.
>>5935729
i was asking you
s-stop bullying me ;-;

>>5935886
The tfwnobf losers probably have un-postable butts.
>>5935895
How do you know he's not going to fuck you?
>>5935906
Link?

somebody please suck my fucking dick already

>>5935929
>nah bruh u need to abide by our mandated rules, fuck your sovereignty and internal policies
>shared interest
Yeah nah homie, kys

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>>5935929
Just nuke every single shit skin islamic country in the middle east and be done with the problem. Yeah sure heavy casualties of innocent people, but the threat will be gone.

>>5935929
And how does the EU respect shared interests? You do know that they have literally replaced demcratically elected leaders (italy). Not to mention TTIP, how is that in our shared interests?

>>5932652
it's been almost 2 months since i stopped talking to my ex
i thought it would make things feel better but instead i feel worse

>>5935982
I miss talking to mine too.

Really love the guy and hope him and I can work something out eventually.

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>>5935982
I have two words for you

Hobbies and Dating

>>5935938

haha no way am I telling you, my butt is plastered all over there

besides, its all buff guys - i thought you liked twinks?

new thread:
>>5936005
>>5936005
>>5936005

>>5935929
>yeee the EU limits the power of nation states and by effect us but t b h i personally think that is a good thing
I can't even. "gee, there's a lot wrong with our government. I know, let's add another government on top of the government I don't like, except this one cares even less about me."
And the Eu does not act in our shared interests. It acts in their interests, not ours.

>the problem doesnt go away when you close the borders
Reprehensible as it may be, at that point it's no longer our problem.
Contrary to letting them in with absolutely no realistic plan for the next 20 years, and then it's already too late for any sort of plan.
>if the EU literally just stopped taking refugees the geopolitical backlash it would have would be just bigger than anything happening right now.
Nobody cares except for some lefties who should have been irrelevant years ago, a bunch of Muslim countries who can only go so long without selling oil, and Turkey.
That's not getting into the fact that largely fracturing society has never ended well for anyone. Let alone that the EU's consistent failures when tackling these issues is exactly what causes 'right wing neonazi extremists' to slowly seep back into the political system we kept them out of for so long.

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>>5935993
buttslut plz your ass isn't even that hot

>>5935993
I still do. But I'm coming around. Pretty much all the great asses I've seen are on buff dudes.

>>5933748
May I hug you too :3