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I baptize this thread in the name of Queer Lesbian Jesus. Amen.

A few months ago I was briefly involved with a girl who had an honest to god foot fetish.

Like, she literally wanted to have sex with my feet, and said she got helplessly turned on when she saw them.

I didn't think this was possible before. I hadn't even heard of a lesbian with a foot fetish before I met her.

Anyone else experienced this or even heard of it?

>>5932410
I don't believe you. I have never, ever even once seen a woman -- gay, bi or straight -- with a foot fetish. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, anon.

Feet are gross desu. Especially the bottoms and the toes.

>>5932439
She was also batshit insane, and things rapidly fell apart for other reasons before we got too involved.

>>5932449
Feet can be cute if they're well taken care of, but not enough to be worth singling out over other attractive features, and definitely not in a sexual way.

>>5932469
>Feet can be cute if they're well taken care of, but not enough to be worth singling out over other attractive features, and definitely not in a sexual way.

I just want a footjob, okay? Is that so wrong?

I just had sex with my girlfriend, happy chocolate eggs day to me.

>>5932565
Having her step on your vulva or what

>>5932608
Pretty much, preferably while wearing stockings.

>>5932608
God you're fucking replying to a straight male, why are you retards so fucking dumb?

>>5932680
>muh straight man boogeyman

Sorry to crush your worldview, anon.

who's your favorite (actual) lesbian porn star?

>>5932680
i dont mind replying to straight men. i'm doing it right now with you anon.

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>>5932702

The one eating this pussy right here. But I forget her name. Wanna say something with an M.

>hanging out with friends doing stuff
>fell out of conversation for like half a minute
>suddenly feel alienated, isolated and unwanted

They werent kidding when they said anxiety issues get worse first couple weeks of antidepressants.
Goddamn.

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>>5932726
Fucking hawt!

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>>5932726
>that's pretty hot
>suddenly notice fucking DREADS
God damn it.

>>5932751
Fuck, why'd you have to point that out?

>>5932751
bitch has a rebel tattoo too. She's all kinds of bullshit but I like her pose and body so that's all that matters.

>>5932726
uh oh I see an exposed nipple

thats a ban

>>5932802
Only if you report it anon. And I'm sure you don't want to be THAT guy.

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>>5932802
do it faggot

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Why is my christian thread full of lewd? Please refrain from pornography, my children.

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>>5932876
Jesus died for my sins today. If I don't sin that means he died for nothing. So I sin for jesus.

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>>5932702
Probably Cameron Cruz. She was one of the first porn stars I actually bothered to look up because all her scenes were so hot and well made. I don't know if she's actually a lesbian because recently I've seen her doing het stuff so maybe she's just a bislut now.

>>5932751
Delete this post. Delete it from my brain.

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>>5932842
P-post more please.

>>5932726
>But I forget her name.
Remember, please. This is a matter of vital importance.

>>5932924
Oh god that drug addict facial structure. Also, I heard het scenes get more money because no one wants to have sex with a guy everyone wants to do it with a woman. Gay male scenes make dudes the most money and het scenes make the most money for women.

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>>5933044
>het scenes get more money
Well there go my dreams of a lesbian-exclusive porn star. I guess I'll just have to do something with my life like help people or try make the world better.

At least she hasn't done interracial.

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God, they are absolutely lezzing up the S3 of Sailor Moon Crystal, even the ED is full-on yuri. New generation of Japanese little girls turning gay by Haruka and Michiru begins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXZP-_UqR8

>>5933068
>Sailor Moon Crystal
Still an abomination that lacks all the heart of the original.

Is the english dub at least okay? I can't stand Sailor Moon's screechy japanese voice.

>>5933110
>Still an abomination that lacks all the heart of the original
>Is the english dub at least okay?
At least talk consistently.

>>5932410
I am a lesbian and I have a foot fetish so... Yes? But other than that no.

>>5933132
Transbians are not lesbians.

>>5933132
I feel like I should elaborate. It's not so much that i find other feet sexy (well I do but it's not the main thing) but that my feet are an erogenous zone and I touch them when I masturbate to get off better. Just dragging my fingertips lightly across the bottoms usually is enough.

>>5933140
I'm not a transbian nor would I date one. I like feet not dick.

>>5933147
>I'm not a transbian
Yeah, that's easily said anonymously on the Internet, freak.

>>5932726
Abigail Mac, says Google.

>>5933147
Why do you respond to shitposters?

>>5933115
I want to give it another try b/c Uranus and Neptune. I couldn't watch too many episodes because, when I started watching it

>No eng dub, have to listen to horrible Usagi voice that could crack mirrors

>So many animation errors it seemed like an insult to viewers

>tfw gf surprises me and tells me she's going to come over after I get off work when my shift ends at 7am today
>she shows up with flowers, candy and matching necklaces that are hella cute
>spend entire day together and I finally work up the courage to tell her I'm falling in love with her
>she's says she is falling for me too

Today was a good day.

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I wish I had a cute girl friend I could act "no homo" with.

>>5933186
Jelly.

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>>5933186
>not in love with your girlfriend before
Absolutely positively haram. Unless you're in an arranged marriage set up like that one anon. Then, carry on.

>>5933254
>tfw your parents never set you up to marry a qt/cool fox grill
My life has no meaning, pls kill me.

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>>5933261
>tfw itou, that pedo, will never draw porn
No, kill ME.

>>5933271
Loli is not pedo, you degenerate.

>>5933309
It kind of is.
Just a bit.
I still want to see master corrupt her foxgirl maid though t b h.

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>>5933315
>>5933309
The perfect fetish.

Anyone else going to just sleep all day today? Feels like I haven't slept for ages. I'm not even mentally tired, just feeling zero motivation for anything. The only thing I'm feeling is a sudden craving for feta cheese.

Zzzzzzzz

>>5933044
>>5933057

even Nikki Heart does Het, although I have heard her advertised as "a lesbian"

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>>5933499
*Hearts

I can't believe she's bi. I think she's "straight for pay".

>>5933518
Wouldn't really be surprising. It's not like a porn star shoots a scene for fun. Work is work, and there's more straight stuff getting filmed.

>>5933524
It's not like she's a 3rd world prostitute having sex to stay alive. I'm sure she could make a living doing scenes with women only (and protect her "brand"). Even I could make more money if I started having sex with men, but I'll keep bagging groceries instead cause I have some self respect.

>>5933424
CFS is making me feel like I'm wiped out much of the time. Fucking sucks.

>>5933542
Different people, different values. Some people don't see sex as some sacred act. Stop projecting, it's just porn.

>>5932902
PREACH

>>5933254
We've been in a relationship for 2 months it's kinda hard to drop the love word that early on.

>>5933631
>(...)kinda hard to drop the love word that early on.

wat

If anything, that's mutually reciprocated before the relationship even begins - why else initiate it?

>>5933645
At least to me love is something that I take seriously. Love is someone I want to be with for a long time and I'm not the kinda person to go on dates for months before we go girlfriend/girlfriend status.

My gf asked me to be her gf after a week and a half of going on dates and like a month of constant texting and calls

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I just found out the girl I've been talking to for 5 months is a guy.
It wasn't even anything sexual or an "e-relationship". I was so happy that a girl was being affectionate and cared for me for the first time in my life, but it was just some neckbeard's roleplay fantasy. I knew the risks but I was so lonely I was willing to ignore them.

>>5933987
I don't understand, how can you not find out it's pure rp? It tends to be overly stereotypical and shallow.

>>5933987
How did you find out? You never tried to swap [even faceless] pics or skype?

>>5934014
It wasn't actual roleplaying (though clearly on his part he was just playing a girl persona). But it actually felt like I was talking to a female friend. She was interested in what I had to say and was really nice to me, it was just so relaxing to talk to her and feel like a girl cared about me ;_;
>>5934017
He confessed because he felt too guilty. I'm too paranoid to take pics myself and too shy to mic - and part of me knew it could be a guy and I didn't want to find out.

>>5933631
>it's kinda hard to drop the love word that early on
No it's not, stupid slut.

>>5934028
>part of me knew it could be a guy and I didn't want to find out.
So retarded.

>>5934028
Did you 'meet' him on here or somewhere else?
If on here, give deets about him so he can't do it again lol

>>5934028
You basically played along.

>>5934035
>>5934037
Yeah I know, but I was fucking lonely.
>>5934036
Nah, from some shitty Skype group chat.

>>5934041
Story time! Pls I'm bored. What kind of girl did they pretend to be?

I'll chat with you if you need a friend, but my life is boring.

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>>5934063
They were laid back but caring. We talked about games and anime grills and tfwnogf with a little playful flirting. Since I thought she was a girl it felt a lot different to talking to guys, I've never had a real girl friend before so I felt we could talk a lot more openly where when I talk to guys I never talk about anything "emotional". Felt like talking to someone on the same level as me, you know?
Funnily enough when he spilled the beans he told me he wanted a female friend so he could talk openly like that with a girl and if I knew he was a guy I wouldn't have. Which is true, so I played right into that.

>>5934116
Why are men so fucking cancerous? Why don't they commit suicide in silence instead of pestering other people?

>>5934118
>Why don't they commit suicide in silence instead of pestering other people?
But they do.

>>5934138
They catfish girls out of loneliness instead of offing themselves, so no.

>>5934118
As you can see, under the social definition of what ought to be a man and what ought to be a woman, we're basically the same, the differences we perceive beside the obvious physical ones being for a significant part the result of the male/female categorization.

>>5934153
And here is the token lonely straight male pretending to be a girl on the internet.

>>5934153
he took advantage of the situation, she trusted 'her' but he didn't care and did what he wanted because his own satisfaction came first.

>>5934159
...which has nothing to do with my post. I just found interesting >>5934116 could feel like she was talking to a girl just because she believed so. Put different labels on the same stuff and you'll think it's totally different. It's a recurring social phenomenon.

>>5934170
>and part of me knew it could be a guy and I didn't want to find out.

>>5934175
Yes, she kept the label to maintain the illusion.

>>5934116
I had a similar thing happen with an internet friend with a gender neutral name, where I got the initial impression they were female. I was so hyped that a girl was actually being flirty with me for once, and then super disappointed to realise they were a dude.

>only girls I'm matching with at my age are trans or tumblr tier greyace panromantics
>only girls younger than me are cute but bicurious
>older women all have kids from their sham marriage somewhere in their profile
What do I do lesgen?

>>5934315
Where the fuck do you live, are you more than 12, and how sheltered are you exactly

>girls my age I'm matching with are regular girls
>younger girls I'm matching with are regular girls
>older women I'm matching with seem like perverts who just want a young piece of ass

>>5934315
What dating site are you on? Maybe try a different one?
For ex, in my area, POF is trash but OkCupid is pretty ok.

>>5934340
The only lesbian bar here was shut down ages ago.
>>5934344
Jersey and I'm 22. I don't know it just feels like there are no cute lesbians my age. Everyone's queer or in a poly relationship with their boyfriend
>>5934347
Okc, pof, and her. And there's a lot of overlap so I feel like I'm getting the same type of girls each time

Why do Danes and Swedes hate each other?

>>5934358
>New Jersey

That explains a lot.

>>5934358
Uh, maybe they think the same about you and think you're not cute either. Hence why the cute girls don't hit you up. When I was on the dating scene I never had any issue finding feminine cute girls, but then again I live in Europe.

>>5934363
They don't talk enough.

>>5934370
Yeah, they all head to NYC.

>>5934383
No, that can't be it. It's the children who are wrong.

I was making out with a girl from a gay club over the weekend and we were both kind of drunk but her more so and she pushed me down outside in the parking lot right down on a bunch of broken glass and I have a lot of cuts on my back and legs now.

I was too intoxicated to realize it until I was pretty cut and then I went home with her and woke up the next morning with several pieces of glass dug into my back still.

So you know, ouch.

>>5934649
oh my god, do you know where this glass came from though? A bottle, a glass, a broken needle with drugs, etc..

>>5934729
It looked like a glass from a window, it wasn't colored like beer bottles.

I can't believe I cucked myself in a dream
>walking around campus with classmate talking about stuff
>ask her if it's unrequited love (for me)
>she replies "no, it's unrequited attraction"
>tfw
I'm not even attracted to her, or love her. I don't know why I'm having these stupid dreams with her a lot.

>>5934871
Sounds like you're in denial about being attracted to her. Is she fat?

>>5934871
I had the weirdest dream that I had to take care of my nephew and we ran into some alternate magic/sci-fi mirror world and he somehow ended up bring back his vaguely more evil twin that couldn't be in sunlight and all I thought was "ugh motherfucker now I have TWO nephews to take care of".

>>5934881
No, I'm not in denial. I don't know if she's fat, personally I see her around the limits of normal weight. Also she's not pretty, she's most likely a fujoshit, and is also 16 in high school. I have been meaning to ask her about her favorite Symphogear character for the past 3 weeks after she told me she watched the show, but I can't get myself to do it yet because autism. All we do is talk a bit in class but that's all, and I think this anxiety comes from that.

I'm 21 btw, we just go to the same Japanese class. I'm just surprised I my dreams are so negative and hate me.

>>5934898
Is she your only friend or something?

>>5934871
If you want a meaning, characters in dream are rarely themselves (imago) but often represent a part of you or someone else (archetype)
So this girl represents someone/thing else that reminds you of it/this person, somehow, it can be her name or where you met her or anything.

>>5934913
We're not friends, no.

>>5934916
I don't think she reminds me/represents someone else in that dream.

>>5934916
Go back in the shame corner, psychoanalyst. Dreams are memory static.

>>5934929
Sure, reductionnist scientist, you know the world so well thanks to your biased experiment in laboratories contributing to your murifatness.
>>5934928
>I don't think
You're not supposed to think it. You never think it is.
It just is/can be.

>>5934944
Because circular logic and pseudoscience is so useful. Sure, it never creates an accurate prediction or changes behavior, but who cares! It allows you to act holier-than-thou based on literally nothing! And isn't that what learning about people is really about?

KILL YOURSELF THANKS

>>5934944
Nah, I don't think so, it's just my anxiety showing in dream form. I'm with >>5934929

>>5934956
I'm forcing you on nothing.

>>5934955
Science isn't a religion either, it's extremely accurate but don't think any gene is the answer to every failure or disappointment in your life.
>it never creates an accurate prediction or changes behavior
It does, but why think, when there is medicine, you're the one acting holier-than-wtv if you think that a statistic is sufficient to understand things around you.
Keep opening the mouth while the system feeds you its absolutely moral and fair ideals.

>>5934986
No, it objectively does not. Every formal study into Freudian and Jungian techniques has shown that they are actively destructive. We're not talking about CBT here, we're talking about your utter hogwash and subjective guesswork. You're not a tragically misunderstood intellectual. You're just a contrarian, and not even one with the benefit of evidence.

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How much are lesbians attracted to /fit/, strong girls with muscle definition (but who don't look like bulldykes)?

I've been lifting for a while and want to achieve this but every girl I asked said it is not feminine nor beautiful.

Pic unrelated, it's part of my dragon art "collection".

>>5935002
who cares, the person you end up being with will end up being with you because they find your look attractive anyway

i myself prefer at least some muscle tone over skinnyfat/chubby looks but you can never be too picky with that thing in a partner

>>5935002
I like soft skinny girls, muscle girls not so much.

>>5935002

It's hot and I'd be all over it, literally and figuratively.

>>5934995
>Every formal study into Freudian and Jungian techniques has shown that they are actively destructive.
I don't give a fuck about psychoanalytic techniques, it sure is shit.
I'm simply into psychoanalysis.
>you're just a contrarian
Since the public opinion is considered such a good reference.

>>5935035
Good thing I'm not arguing "it's popular so it's right", you daft flyeater. How on Earth are you trying to justify a division between psychoanalytic theory and the application of it?

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>>5935009
>>5935012
>>5935013
To be honest, I also prefer a normal body over a muscly one on a girl, but given the fact that my "normal" body looks like shit, I have to lose weight and lift.

The best part is that every girl thinks I am stronger than them, as I have a very small fat percentage on my arms, and thus my muscles are easily visible. It makes me feel like an alpha dyke.

>>5935042
>How on earth are you trying to justify a division between psychoanalytic theory and the application of it?
Psychoanalysis is the theory of a mental system.
Psychoanalytic cure is about trying to make it move with different means, and they've been shown rather inefficient.
Freud is still based though.

>>5935002
I find it attractive, but I also lift so I might be biased. I'd also be ok with a skinny or skinnyfat gf.

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>>5935069
>>5935002
Don't listen to lazy haters. You can be gay, fit, and feminine all while still being powerful, active, and attractive.

>>5935078
Freud is absolutely a quack, a charlatan, and a juvenile addict. You haven't even read the books I recommended the last time we had this argument, did you? You're too stuck up your own ass. The first thing you were exposed to just must be right!

>>5935093
>tfw no qt buff gf to tear me in half while cuddling

>>5935093
>tfw I want to be this type of woman and simultaneously fuck this type of woman

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>>5935002
How much muscle definition we're talking about?
This is probably my limit. I'm trying to go from skinnyfat/chub to fit though. I can't see myself going as far as pic related

>>5935104
>>5935103
I have the biggest, most useless crush on her because she's one of those "aromantic" tumblr types. But she's gorgeous, and funny, and confident, and gets freckles instead of sunburns, and wants to help people become better individuals in such an open and genuine and sacrificial way, and she can make her own clothing and cook and is really into the beauty of women. And none of it matters, because she just wants to fuck her friends and play rugby between cons.

Hell is having an impossible goal.

>>5935098
>implying I'm gonna buy a book because this anon over the internet told me to do so

>The first thing you were exposed to just must be right!
And that' not like that. At all. I know absolutely no one else into psychoanalysis, people are rather against it (cuz muh science) everywhere I look. I used to be into sciences a lot and thought Freudism was pure bullshit.
I read all of his book, and criticizes I could find about his work.
>Freud is absolutely a quack, a charlatan, and a juvenile addict.
Whatever, Einstein took drugs, I don't care about who he was (even though half of what you said definitely isn't true) , his theories are the shit.

>>5935104

Pretty much this, I want to be that fit, but goddamn I'd let her do anything to me.

That said, so long as someone't not actually fat, im into it.

>>5932312
New personal like for thread.

I think domming a muscle girl would be fun.

>>5935128
>what is a library
>what is confirmation bias

>>5932702
Find one and i might tell you one.

>>5935139
I've been through almost everything Freud-related everywhere I've been, I would have find it if I saw it.
>confirmation bias
>implying I'm biased about it
I'm not. It goes against how I'd like things to be. I'd prefer everything to be as simple as "this gene means..", according to the statistic you are "this" because "this".
I don't like the idea of not being fundamentally free, I don't like my nails either. But both are there and I can't do shit about it.

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>>5935108
Not really THAT fit. I still want my body to look somehow feminine. Like, to see some bones, veins and muscles, but not all of them, if you get me.

I, unfortunately, don't have any picture of that body type. I only have pictures of dragons.

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>Thinking Freudian psychology has any merit when Jungian psychology got it right

>>5935123
>funny
>freckles
>wants to help people
>sews and cooks
>plays rugby
>you will never find someone like this to love you

Hnnnnnngggg. Let's suffer together.

>>5935133
Agreed. I'm not as fit as I'd like to be yet but I'm getting there.

>>5935136
>tfw someone like this is all you want in life

Being the dominant one might be fun too, but it'll probably never happen for me. I talk a lot of shit for someone who won't sit next to a pretty woman on the bus.

>>5935190

Yeah, depression set me back quite way, saps motivation like no other.
But im finally on something for it, and who knows, maybe it'll actually work. And then I can get back on fitness

>>5935186
Why are you always saying this, they're basically complementary.
To understand Freud's finding is the bone structure to Jung's finding.

>>5935186
And do you know that he considered homosexuals as ill people?

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>>5935221
Well he wasn't wrong

>>5935235
Fuck off, gayman.

>>5935002
I'm not that much into very defined muscles, I have defined abs for example but it doesn't phase me at all on another woman.
That said, I'm strictly into feminine women and I fucking love strong women in general, women who lift, strong arms, women who could easily kick my ass... Ronda Rousey's body gets me wet like nothing else.

>>5935190
>Being the dominant one might be fun too
It's the best.
>not wanting to dominate a qt naked slut at your mercy
What kind of faggot are you?

>>5935201
I know what you mean. I got into lifting as a way to help alleviate my depression/anxiety, but sometimes it's hard to stay motivated. Even with meds and regular CBT I still have days where it's hard for me to do jack shit.

Congrats on seeking help, though. That can definitely be the hardest part. I hope you start feeling better soon.

>>5935264

Yeah, it took me a loooong time to work up the strength to actually do that.
Im in the midst of trying to arrange some CBT or something soon.

I want to be the qt fit girl who alphas around.

>>5935190
I have thing for wanting to top girls that have the stereotypical dom look. Tomboys, muscle girls, etc. That's pretty hot tbqh f.a.m.

>>5935301
I guess that describes me. I work out, short hair, weigh about 130 +/-. Not sure I qualify as having the "dom look" tho.

>tfw no NEET gf
>no one worship the female Devil with me
>can't play with her blood during dark rituals
>no one to corrupt
My lady Lucifer surely likes to torture me

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>>5935253
>What kind of faggot are you?
The kind who has cripplingly low self-esteem and a near-pathological fear of social interaction. That kind. A huge one.

I feel like if I tried to dom I'd be too polite or something rather than just going for it. I'm really self-conscious during sex which is probably why I haven't had much of it.

>>5935292
That's awesome. c: I hope you keep getting better!

>I want to be the qt fit girl who alphas around.

Me too, sis.

>>5935301
That does sound pretty nice. I generally prefer taller, older women as well.

>>5935323
Luckyyyy. I'll get there some day, hopefully.

>tfw you wish you were tall with muscle and long, flowing hair
>tfw 5'3 and routinely get mistaken for being 19-22 years of age despite being 29
>tfw forever a smoll

>>5935108
Are you me? You sound like me.

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Skype group: [email protected]

There's a decent number of us now. Maybe you'll find a qt nearby!

>>5935449
Don't tease the anons. It's cruel.

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>>5935449
>implying we aren't all autists on the skype group

>>5935483
Are there qt NEET's?

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>>5935483
Lsst time i called us all autists someone said we were normies. PICK ONE LESGEN.

>>5935484
Everyone I've seen looks pretty cute. And there are definitely some NEETs in there
>>5935495
Por que no los dos?

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>>5935449

>>5935516
Just because trannies like you can't join doesn't mean it's a bad thing.

>>5935523
>implying your botnet group isn't filled with trannies
You niggers don't even have the balls to kick them out because you fear some SJW saying your chat is literally /pol/

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>>5935753
>Oh bloo bloo bloo my name is Kek and I'm a huge hypocrite

>>5935777
lol is that actually kek or did you just pick some tranny picture off of /lgbt/

>>5935777
Stay mad, tranny. You're a bunch of disgusting normies anyway, circlejerking in your toxic, proprietary client chat.

>>5935777
>tfw tranny and have the same hair type as kek

>>5935777

...Huh, I didnt expect her to be kinda cute.

>>5935937
You really that into dead stares and receding hairlines?

>>5936009

I dunno what to say, hair needs something doing but she's sorta cute.

>>5936033
Kek looks like a foot wearing a wig.

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>>5936009
Just because you have a receding hairline doesn't mean you need to project it unto others. Not being able to differentiate between gaps in bangs and receding hairline is utterly pathetic and delusional of you, trannies.

Now stay mad because you will go bald in your mid 20's.

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>>5935777

>>5936203
Sorry kekkles, but the forehead isn't supposed to go 2/3rds of the way to your crown. Keep posting scribbled over /pol/bait and all it will accomplish is more people laughing at you.

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>>5936220
My hairline is perfectly fine you freak, females with big foreheads just wear bangs. Of course you're a barbaric male so you wouldn't know this and think everyone is balding just like you are.

>>5936245
>text on muh 2d reads from left to right
triggered

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>>5936256
You're westerner, you should read left to right.

>>5936283
>hemispherism
I can't hold all these triggers

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>>5936298
No shitting, people actually used that term in a tech conference I went to. SJWs are crazy.

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>>5936245
You sure are desperate.

>>5936309
the world is becoming a meme, so we should enjoy the ride

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>>5936333
And you forget common sense just for the sake of calling me a tranny.

>>5933424
Update on what I did this exciting day: sleep, masturbation, cooking and eating

9/10 would recommend, would have been 10 if I had slept more and made noodle soup instead of chickpea curry thing.

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Wow look at all these deleted posts. On an extra note, my class looks to be full of nursing students. Cute nursing students. I knew there was a reason I went to school.

>>5935093
Who is this qt?

>>5936362
Common sense is for men and trannies.

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>>5936760
>men and trannies
redundant
>men
>common sense
You can leave now, foul male.

>>5936362
Literally a shovel face. You have no taste, you tranny weirdo.

>>5936703
Reading more about her will just break your heart, anon. She's from a different world.

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>>5935753
Wat? I assure you we kick trannies. None have reared their heads as far as we know.

>>5936760
I think this might be true. I tend to use reason. Because common sense is often wrong.

>>5936891
I'm in it and I'm a transwoman. Two of your members even knew before the group was formed. And you'll never, ever catch me.

>>5936935
Ha, I'm in this group too and got called a cutie several times over the last two years (including when we used tiny-chat). No one will ever know.

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>>5936935
>>5936950

>>5936959
You're a tranny too, you just ignore it.

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That's it, voice chat only.

>>5937008
Joke's on you, everyone thinks my voice is hot! I'm total stealth! HAHAHAHA!

>>5937008
That might not work, I'm cis and I know a trans girl with a voice higher than mine. I do have a very low voice for a cis girl though, so maybe it would work?

>>5937026

>tfw voice is Angie Harmon tier
I mean im okay with it, but man, it's kinda weird that there's people with dicks who sound more feminine.

>>5937019
No tranny has a voice that passes. They always sound like a freaky voiced drag queen. They try too hard to make themselves sound high pitched and it just makes me uncomfortable. Oh well, enough about men.

>>5937026
They always try too hard to be high-pitched. That's how you catch them.

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Post pictures of women to trigger their dysphorio or what ever mental illness they have.

>>5937035
iktf anon

I was in a voice group for a thing on /v/ and by lowering my voice just a bit I was able to pretend to be a teen boy ;_; but I've pretty much accepted that I'll always sound this way, I don't LOOK masculine at least

>>5937052

I've used a voice changer to be a guy online before, but I could probably do something similar if I tried.
I can go relatively low but it hurts my throat.

>>5937035
>>5937052
Another cis girl with a low voice, people always assume I'm a guy when I use voice chat in games.

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>>5937057
>>5937052
My girlfriend has a pretty deep voice, and talks flatly until she's excited about something. It's actually kind of hot, because she's super femme in other ways.

>>5937049
That only works on hons, kekkles. Not for sexually successful hotties like me. I got most of my oggle pics directly from this general, pic related. I've been here for as long as the board has. Your witch-hunting has only provided me more cover, and I'm going to have to try really hard not to laugh when it inevitably spills over into the Skype chat.

>>5937037
Wow. You're retarded.
I know trans people that pull off girl better than str8 girls i know.

>>5937008
I'm a trans too. We've got you surrounded.

>>5937019
>Tranny
>Convincing voice

Hey guys, I'm in the Skype group, too, and I'm Natalie Portman.

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Hey guys, let's talk about how we live in such a delusional world that people actually think unisex restrooms are safe for everyone.

Hey trannies, are you going to be going for unisex changing rooms next?

>>5935108
>>That bellybutton
Looks like umbilical cord is still attached.

J. Ratzinger here, I'm in the skype group too. No one has busted me yet.

>>5937225
Unisex rooms are actually statistically safer than sexed rooms, because of increased traffic and oversight. They're also generally cleaner because everyone is trying to be on their best behavior. Sexed bathrooms are puritanical cancer, and don't make any sense for the safe development of children or the demystification (and therefore rehumanization) of the opposite sex.

>>5937234
Keep on being king of the world Mr. Rat.

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>>5937225
>those in the LGBTQ community
>LGB's care about bathrooms

>>5937254
I'm cis and I'm really grateful for unisex bathrooms. I dress butch and I always visibly freak people out when I use the women's room. Easier for everyone if there's a neutral one.

>>5937248
Have you ever had to use a mens room?
>>A urnal with piss all over it, not in it, but all over the wall behind it and all over the fucking floor all around the urnal, you're basically walking in piss in smaller bathrooms
Then again women with their periods can be disgusting to with blood everywhere.

>>5937272
I used to clean truck stops, don't kid yourself. Both sexes are fucking disgusting. The only cleanish rooms were family bathrooms and unisex bathrooms.

>>5937272
They should just sit. It's impossible anyway for them not to put microdroplets of urine everywhere.

>>5937261
>easier for me
>easier for everyone

lel that arrogance

>>5937471
I have seen women literally run for the door once they see me step inside the room, I'm pretty sure it's easier for them too if I'm not there.

>>5937477
Having unisex ones available is fine, but why the heck do all of these self-righteous idiots want to take away the option of non-unisex too?

Especially MtFs, I don't get it. It's pretty much universally men they're assaulted by. You'd think MtF trannies would be at the front lines to fight against being forced into unisex restrooms.

>>5937507
It would save on floor plan space and bathroom resources that need to be on the premises. Sounds strange, but it's true. There's a lot of waste in having two separate bathrooms, and it would just be compounded by having unisex bathrooms on top of that. Don't be dumb. Having "the choice" is irrational, inefficient, and pointlessly conservative.

>>5937520
>Having "the choice" is irrational, inefficient, and pointlessly conservative.

Completely disagree.

Only one restroom = one line for everyone, longer lines, more and bigger messes in said restroom. It would be so much more inefficient for anyone of either gender who actually uses public restrooms. And people can come up with a bunch of sweeping excuses, but I still maintain that it's nothing ignorant to completely dismiss the safety of women as an issue as well.

SOMEONE RECOMMEND TO ME A GOOD SILK PILLOW CASE. NOW.

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As that bardyke talking about owning a place some time in the future I intend to just have one unisex bathroom. Not for any politicking reasons it's just cheaper and easier in my experience. One nice upkept one for the customers, another one for cooks/servers. Have this sort of extra private set up. Keep a bathroom aid there on busy weekend nights cause as cool as fucking in the bar/club bathroom sounds as someone that's worked in bar/clubs that shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks for the workers so I wanna avoid that shit happening.

>>5937617
oosilk, think it's 20 bucks on amazon, got me some in black and no regrets

>>5937652
Great, so when someone vomits in the middle of the restroom floor, or clogs a toilet with diarrhea, everyone has to suffer. Plus some drunk guy can more easily assault women in private, on top of that.
Unisex restrooms really show that you care about your customers t b h #nosarcasm

>>5937670
Lol nah. Having worked in in bars with this set up before it became a political thing nothing bad ever happened because of it. Someone clogs a toilet you fix it like any other and if it's a good place that shit gets fixed quick, no one should suffer. Any respectable crowded bar/club is gonna have a bathroom aid and that's what deters rape/assault but mainly it's for deterring them drunk kinky public sex fuckers. Which happens regardless of if you have unisex or two. I've seen gay men fucking in the girls bathroom, girls will go into a mens bathroom to get fucked. If a man is drunk and after a girl something like a sign outside the door saying "womens bathroom only" isn't stopping the pervert.

Trust me it's a restroom. Same shit whether it's unisex or not. But at least a unisex is cheaper in the long run and it's a clearer cleanup and I'd only have to pay for one bathroom attendant not two.

Idk why people make a big shit out of it. I don't think it should be a legal thing it's a business preference. A lot of places do unisex. Every convenient stores and small restaurants, plenty of bars have it like that, it's just having a single bathroom instead of two.

>>5937603
This isn't theory. There's plenty of places that have unisex bathrooms as the standard, now. What you're afraid of doesn't happen.

>>5934315
this is me because I go to art school and I feel like I'm in hell

>>5937763
Search for profiles using 4chan autist nerd keywords, you'll find somebody reasonable. That's how I got my girlfriend, worked fine. I went from seeing 50 profiles to seeing 5, but it worked.

>>5937785
this might actually help thanks.
first time I ever used okc here I found out my qt next door dorm neighbor was special snowflake gendered scum that went by he pronouns and it sucked but at least I became aware

>>5937735
http://dailysignal.com/2016/01/25/sexual-assault-victims-speak-out-against-washingtons-transgender-bathroom-policies/

“I shouldn’t have to worry about my young daughters having to come face to face with things that they should not have to be exposed to at their age.”

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>>5937818
The T just spread more confusion amongst the populace. We must exterminate them, free the minds of the qt grills so that we have more women to make into proper christian waifus. This descent can not be tolerated. This will get them for sure.

>>5937886
>tfw no hardcore christian conservative but still out lesbian waifu

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>>5937892
I want to her to be a proper lady, gun toting, but the perfect debutante and making her wonderful potato salad for every church picnic.

>>5937225
>implying sexed bathrooms create some magical barrier that would protect you from someone intent on assault/rape

>>5937670
>so when someone vomits in the middle of the restroom floor, or clogs a toilet with diarrhea, everyone has to suffer
But those are already things that happen with either sex, people vomit and toilets clog, everyone already suffers from the mundane issues of life.
>some drunk guy can more easily assault women in private, on top of that
Evidence pls? More traffic and maintenance focused on one space reduces risk of being caught alone and vulnerable. If some drunk monster, male or female, really wants to harm you then they can follow you wherever and a sign with a skirt or whatever wont stop them. You're no more safe in a bathroom exclusively for women if you're alone and have someone chasing you.

>>5937886
>The T just spread more confusion amongst the populace. We must exterminate them
The same is said of gay people.

>>5937946
Mental barrier. If some dude walks into a women's restroom to sneak a camera in, people are going to notice and think "hey, there's something weird there". But if unisex, then you can't think that. If some weirdo walks into a women's restroom, women can report it and go "hey, you shouldn't be there". If unisex, those women are helpless until it's too late.

But keep trying to paint this as a black-and-white issue because it suits your agenda. As for me, I'm not saying there are no positives whatsoever - I'm arguing that potential consequences outweigh minor potential benefits. The only people who seem to think otherwise are those in total denial of the vast, reported history of shit women face when men go into intimate spaces with women.

There probably is a reason why, when people started making public restrooms a thing, said public restrooms became gendered. But sadly, people tend to ignore history.

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>>5937993
No sense in arguing with a retard. Trash is trash. If you see one pretend to panic and shoot it for trying to molest you in the bathroom. Scum should die.

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>>5936935
Well you two better never let me catch you.

It's not like you can ever tell if anons are real or not.

>inb4 nobody here is a woman.

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>>5937225
The bathrooms next to my old school LGBT centre were unisex.

They were literally the only nasty bathrooms on campus.

>>5937652
What kind of bar are you thinking?

My old boss and I had plans to open a nightclub a while ago that fell through but the idea still interests me.

I see someone has a pregnancy fetish.

The receptionist at the psych office was so goddamn qt, exactly my type and obviously les. Too bad she'll never like me because I'm a goddamn nutcase.

>>5938158
I love the local lesbian night but they gotta stop it with the drag shows they already have a night and drag kings are only cool the first time you see them.

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>>5938161
Gotta keep the filth out. This stuff is like poison to them.

>>5938158
Right now I'm planning a college bar. I know the property and seller is in my family. I'll have it at least within a few years. At least another year to open after that. But it's a perfect location for a college bar.

Gonna be basic american bar food with some texmex. Burgers, fish tacos, nachos, apps, salads with a bunch of fried chicken on it, some desserts, that kinda stuff. Plan to have a library theme and call it The Library. Menus that look like books, servers called librarians, books along the wall for decor and reading. Drink and dish named after well known books.

Long term if that does well enough I'll open a gay bar/cafe called Wilde Cafe. Similar library theme except coffee/pastry shop by day, gay club by night, gay books/artist paintings for decor.

And if that does even better I'll open a mexican restaurant called Trabajo/Work, make it more sports bar kinda mexican restaurant.

That's all long dreams though. Currently working more on the first one since it's the most planned out and feasible.

>>5936204
Who's this qt?

>>5938273
Don't make people call their servers "librarians". That's a bit much.

>tfw the only way to have a qt preggers gf is to get cucked.

>>5938292
I don't plan to I just want uniform shirts that say "librarians" on it.

>>5938306
Have them dress like sexy librarians.

>>5938294
>tfw we live in 1990 and gays can't get ivf

>>5938273
I know you're excited about this, but people don't get excited about libraries. It doesn't really inspire surprise, curiosity or exotic wonder.

>>5938273
The Library sounds like a pretty cool idea. There's a nightclub near me that has that same theme going but it's a club so they don't serve food. Sometimes they have chocolate wrestling.

I've only worked in nightclubs so I don't have any experience with food, so my club was just going to be a nightclub. The thing is that alcohol laws in my city are increasingly restrictive so having a fun club is really hard. You have to be closed by 3am, can't sell red bull or shots after midnight, gotta worry about police coming in and checking if anyone is clearly intoxicated. It's just too hard, which is why we scrapped the idea. Not worth the risk of getting shafted by the government.

>>5938273
Dude wilde is a sex shop near me.

It's kinda of a gay male vib though isn't it? Sappho would be lesbianer.

>>5938332
>but people don't get excited about libraries. It doesn't really inspire surprise, curiosity or exotic wonder
Speak for yourself friend, I get fucking giddy around libraries and bookstores. I'd love a book-themed bar, though perhaps not one filled with college kids.

>>5938332
>actual libraries don't inspire curiosity or wonder

Did it hurt when your mom cucked you with your fat little retarded sister, you incoherent sperm failure?

>>5938316
>Have them dress like sexy librarians.

Nah. Thought of it but nah. Sexy hooters like servers make bank off of high tips. College kids tip but not high enough to attract me good sexy servers. Besides that maintenance is a bitch and a half.

>>5938332
I'm not trying to inspire any of those feelings. I'm trying to get college kids. College kids regular bars inspire irony and chill attitude. Being able to say "oh nah mom I'm studying at The Library tonight" gets enough of that.

Plus I figure it's easy pickings considering I'm right next to a growing popular university without a personal college bar, near enough 2 others, and walking distance to the dorm/frats. I could make a shit hole in the wall and make money in this location.

>>5938366
Same here. Especially if they actually had books on hand for you to read while you're there, and they suggested pairing a book with a drink. Just fuck me up senpai, I would get a drinking problem. Anecdotally this would be specifically attractive to lesbians too, there's a significant subset of us that are artsy fartsy hipster reading types.

>>5938383
A book sommelier would be rad, though honestly I only really feel like reading trash if I'm past a certain level of inebriation.

>>5938246
Really? I didn't know that. How would that keep them away?

>>5938423
Because they can't get pregnant I assume. I guess it's supposed to make their dysphoria bad

>>5938415
That would be a kickass job. I volunteer. You'd probably want to stick to recommending short stories for that reason though.

>>5938289
i am the ghost of crimbus past, jej

>>5938436
Good idea, would also avoid the possibility a customer looking to pick up where they left off in a particular book only to find that all copies are in use. Having a collection of kids books could also be fun -- kids books can be great when you're tipsy.

>>5938350
Yeah I said it before but in this city idk how profitable a lesbian exclusive bar/club would be. But my experience says not very profitable.

I go with Wilde because it's the most recognizable gay writer name. More lay people know Wilde than Sappho. Plus it's a bit of a pun with Wild/Wilde. Hopefully I can get more lesbians in it, especially during cafe hours.

>>5938342
My state is kinda reasonable, little shit annoys me but it's not pennsylvania level hell. But yeah have to close by 2am here.

A college bar, especially a new one, is gonna have a lot of cops in coming but I'm fine with that. I prefer regulating. Hate the intoxicated and underage drinkers so I intend to be strict.

>>5938456
Good idea. It would be hilarious too, you could pair all the really bubbly/colorful cocktails with absolutely ridiculous kid's books.

>>5938383
I see having a public area in the front where the main bar is and then private rooms in the back in case you really do just want to read and drink.

Just watch out for ultra-pretentious college slam poetry nights. Too much of that and pretty soon you'll only have the feelings brigade coming to hang out and criticise you for not having a diverse enough book collection.

okay world needs more lez action. and i think some feet are sexy and some aren't.

>>5938473
I think Sappho is more recognizable than Wilde, but Wilde carries a very certain Victorian queer connotation that Sappho doesn't have so I can see why you'd lean that way. What about Woolf? She was bi but lesbians definitely know of her, especially after The Hours, and she wrote about lesbian love. There's Radclyffe too, but that's probably too niche.

>>5938480
Slam poetry is the shit anon, and it's the natural outcome of alcohol + some good lit. Absolutely worth the SJW crowd. Most of the queer book lovers are Tumblr core anyway, there's no avoiding it.

>>5938473
>Hopefully I can get more lesbians in it, especially during cafe hours.

So you want lesbians, but you're not willing to do anything to attract them. Good luck with that.

>>5938474
Damn, I really want this to be a thing now.

>>5938490
Sappho is really not as recognized as Wilde. Neither is Woolf.

Go ask a random non /lit/ hetero "who's a homo writer". They'll give you wilde or twilight.

>>5938499
I plan to do a lot to attract lesbians. I just can't be exclusive to lesbians.

>>5938474
Every Espresso Martini comes with a copy of Go the Fuck to Sleep

>>5938514
Strongly disagree. I don't think /lit/ is representative of the general population, or even the general literary crit crowd. Mrs. Dalloway is routinely named one of the top and most influential books of modern English literature. Wilde barely came up in my undergrad courses but we read Woolf all the time.

I don't think Woolf is as visibly gay as Wilde though so I'll give you that, he was a flamer and exclusively homo.

Your bar though so I mean don't let your dreams be dreams, follow your heart, etc.

>>5938515
My fucking sides

>>5938514
I think Virginia Woolf is equally recognized in general, but she isn't recognized as a "homo" writer due to being bisexual and not gay.

>>5938534
I said ask a non lit. Not ask lit.

I read wilde in high school and it seems most did. Also read woolf too but that was my own stupid decision.

But it's like you say, she's just not homo recognizable enough to be a homo club name. It's like asking for a list of top gay celebrates. People think of queen and niel pattrick harris before ellen degenerous. Part because she doesn't wear her sexuality so on her sleeve but lesbians in general don't get that historical homo highlight.

Also I really do just like the pun Wilde/Wild.

>>5938559
>People think of queen and niel pattrick harris before ellen degenerous.

Wait what.

>thinking of Queen in 2016

Wait what

>Not even spelling either of their names right

Wait what

>>5938568
It's late alright I ain't gotta spellcheck some celebrity names. You know what I mean.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/melfbabyy

Should I, lesgen? She's like 10 years my junior, but...

>>5938613
>She's like 10 years my junior,
I can't see her profile without logging into the site, but no, not unless you're both over 30. If either of you are any younger that kind of gap is too huge, the relationship will be fucked up.

>>5938631
This. People change too much in their late teens and early 20s. Between 18 and 25 you're 7 different people if not more.

>>5938649
wait wait wait, if all that matters is that young people are changing, wouldn't a relationship where two people are changing every 6 months be worse than one where only one is and the other one is stable?

so wouldn't that mean a relationship between a 34 year old and a 22 year old would be healthiest?

(please let me have my 34 year old waifu lesgen, stop ruining my dreams)

>>5938449
Girl, I like your look. I take a few weeks hiatus from lesgen and suddenly we've got cute faces around? Good.

>>5938656
Obviously one person changing is better than both. Why do you think most relationships involving two teenagers or two young adults end after a few years?

Obviously some people can deal with it and good communication solves the problem, but let's not lie to ourselves, an age gap in a relationship is a risk. Go for it if you think you can handle it. Discuss it with her, even. Why not give it a shot? You've been there, you know what it's like to be her age.

>>5938656
The way I saw it is that having an older companion who's stable and mature would give me that same stability and eventually maturity. She'd have a job that paid better than anything could get because I'm just starting out, she'd have enough experience to know what was good and bad for us and hopefully she'd share her experiences with me so I wouldn't have to learn things the hard way.

This is all theory anyway as I have yet to find my own middle-aged qt to cuddle and sleep with.

>>5938677
At that point though she's like a weird incestuous parent. Why wouldn't you want somebody that's on equal footing with you, even if it's chaotic? I'd always feel like she'd be weirdly more powerful than me if the relationship was set up like that.

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>>5938660
>girl

>>5938690
You're trans? I'm surprised you self post here. Lesgen isn't very nice about trans girls.

>>5938434
Oh, that makes sense.
I just don't see why ANYone would ever want to feel those pains. Periods hurt birth hurts, sprinting hurts. I think that might be why i like chicks with smaller boobs.

>>5938485
That's Not Lezbo. Feet have germs.
Also Not sexy

>>5938688
I didn't think of it like that but I see what you mean. It is a bit parental, but I don't see why relationships need to be completely equal all the time. Equal opinions and rights are fine but I want is to be with someone who I can rely on and defer to when I'm unsure of something. Not entirely unlike a mother, but not to that kind of extreme. More like the older sister of your best friend.

I've been in a long term relationship with someone I considered my equal in almost every way and it was great. We learned a lot together but I don't see why I would enjoy having someone who knows more than me as a partner any less.

Nobody really wants to date their equal. Virtually everyone wants to date someone who is out of their league in some way - whether that means looks, maturity, wealth, life experience, intelligence, fame, whatever.

You just have to find the person that is "out of your league" in a way you're attracted to, who also thinks you're "out of their league" in a way they're attracted to. That's what makes two people really feel mutually lucky to have found each other.

>>5938864
I suppose that's also why I go for women who don't look like me. I don't like us to compare each other.
I have a thin frame. And I like women with A&T. I have long wavy hair. And I like women with short hair, tight ringlets, or straight hair. I love it when women are much shorter or taller than me. When our face shapes are very different. When we have different fashion styles.

Now I'm just fantasizing about all these different types of girls.

>pointless.

>>5938926
Yes, S, your existence is indeed quite pointless.

>>5938709
yeah, well

Jej
you
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a
gay
man,
why
are
you
in
lesgen
you're
obviously
attracted
to
men
I
can
tell
by
your
face

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>>5938933

>>5938949
Well you're cute and I hope you stick around.

S and jej are the same person

>>5938992
if you say so.

>>5938996
how does it feel being literally me jajajajaja

>Living the NEET life
>tfw no gf for years
>parents start to bitch
>have to go to school
>qts everywhere
>no clue what to do

>>5939480
Do like me : neglect yourself and violently repress everything as if you never had any ounce of libido inside of your body.

>>5939521
But anon, all this qts talking and flirting make me weak. If they'd ignored me I wouldn't be confused, but some seem interested for some reason.

>>5939664
Don't forget they have a boyfriend and just want to experiment.

>>5937862
Exactly what I said. It's based in puritanical paranoia that does nothing but encourage tribalism and dehumanize people. It's just a penis.

>>5939991
Yeah, having one restroom for everyone is so fucking great. You're able to hear men piss, see that most of them don't wash their hands after it, and even be able to walk or sit in a pool of piss since they don't seem to be able to aim correctly. And of course when they take a shit they don't use air freshener and leave the door open. So great.

>>5940008
You keep trying to make this a big emotional thing but it's not. You need a lot more perspective. And some research skills, because like has already been said, it's been tried by a lot of nations and a lot of companies and the data is out there. It's not a piss-based rape parade.

>>5940033
I don't give a shit about research or data. What I wrote is what's happening every day since my company have unique restrooms. It wouldn't be so annoying if men had some hygiene but most of them don't.

>>5938371
What idiot is thrilled to go to the library? Some social reject?

>>5938366
Do you have a girlfriend? Something tells me you dont.

>>5938379
I'm just saying I'm a college kid and the idea in a city of lesbians. I'm going to a bar with strippers, with something loud and fun. I'm a kid I wanna go nuts. Your bar will probably be fine for sitting and drinking socially but it's not somewhere I'd go for "lesbian night" it would just be old bulldykes chilling and that turns kids off. But you're free to do what you want. Just know people around my age wouldn't frequent it in our free time.

>>5940074
Your particular set of burnouts is not representative of everyone who spends money in your demographic. Or even most people.

>>5940078
It's closer than someone in their thirties or late twenties. College kids like me don't get a lot of free time. We have to study, to work, to study, so when we get that rare night to have fun without having to get up early? You bet we wanna get rekt. We don't want to be reminded of having to be quiet, of having to study some more, we want to forget about that one night.

>>5940074
>reading is for faggots.jpg

>>5940074
>I'm just saying I'm a college kid and the idea in a city of lesbians. I'm going to a bar with strippers, with something loud and fun. I'm a kid I wanna go nuts. Your bar will probably be fine for sitting and drinking socially but it's not somewhere I'd go for "lesbian night" it would just be old bulldykes chilling and that turns kids off. But you're free to do what you want. Just know people around my age wouldn't frequent it in our free time.

Idk if you noticed yet but the library college bar isn't aimed at lesbians, or exclusive to lgbt, it's for your general college kids. So I do want a bar find for sitting and drinking socially. I doubt I'll ever get the "lesbian night" crowd.

I've worked in clubs and they don't make as much as the chiller calm college regular bars. They make ridiculously little during weekdays and only profit at late weekend hours. So it's a sinkhole the rest of the time. That's why there's cover charges and way over priced drinks at clubs because they need to make it back all on those two nights. The location I want also wouldn't allow a more crazy young club. It's too close to residential areas and there's laws here about clubs being within 300 feet of a school.

Plus the school I'm next to reminds of the school I went to. Extremely nerdy and more conservative. Not like super conservative but the student body isn't the wild party type. I could have a club but it'd cater to a student body that only maybe some want to party and only very seldom.

Besides overall clubs in this city have to be very well established. It's a big city and there's often parades or festivals or parties going on somewhere. Clubs here have to compete with that and it's some other kind of hell. I've seen new clubs pop up in perfect areas but it's so easy to fuck up a club they hardly last a year.

Plus I just hate slutty drunks and dealing with them so fuck that shit.

>>5940097
It's cute that you think your experience is ubiquitous.

Also just gonna add that >>5940097

Totally doesn't get clubs market values. They actually don't aim at young 20s college kids as much. Oh they'll put up a flier on your college bulletin but that's the sum of their advertisement to you. They advertise more on radios and aim to the older 20s/young 30s crowd. For one this new generation doesn't go to clubs as much. I guess cause random slutty hook ups happen more online and cheaper. Early 20s college kids might go to a club maybe once a month. There's probably other parties and events in you college that keep you away. Later 20s and 30s folks don't have frats and don't go online as much so if they want that random-hook-up party atmosphere they can only look to clubs. They're the ones more likely to go every weekend and more regularly so that's the demo clubs try to go to. Plus they have more cash to make it worth the clubs time.

You say you want a fun club with strippers and shit but, be honest, how often do you go out spending at least 200 bucks at clubs? If it's less than twice a month you're not in the club demo. Not to say they don't want your money you're just not their main concern.

The only time I ever saw a club full of college kids was because the college club rented out the club for them that night. Otherwise never seen it.

What happened to all the cool lesbians?

In the past, lesbians were cool. But it seems like all of the younger generation of lesbians have decided to suppress their naturally masculine nature in favor or conformity and acceptance.

>tfw no lesbians to go to monster trucks with

>>5940590
Personally I suppress my masculinity because I'm attracted to femininity, and I want to feel attractive to myself. Doesn't mean I'm not cool, I'm fine with all the things that would revolt the average straight girl.

>>5940590
I would watch the shit out of a monster truck rally with you anon.

I had a dream that I was giving a girl oral and she didn't like it.
>I'm even not good enough in my dreams.

>>5940276
It's funny how you attempt at taking the higher road but just end up being pretentious on a chinese cartoon forum.

>>5940230
I get it. I just don't know why you'd bring up a bar that isn't even a lesbian bar. Like that's pretty uninteresting f.a.m.

>>5940668
MIDWEST?
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>>5940689
You should look up the definition of "pretentious" because it doesn't mean "thinks you're a shallow idiot."

A girl called me a nigger while we were making out and I'm actually black so it was kind of hot.

>dreams were all about being strangled or drowned by qt girls
>horny af
>period just started
someone please come choke me

>>5940889
I dreamt today that I was on this safari in a jungle or woods and the open wagon took me right under a massive beehive and I was like "no, no, no, no, no" and crawled into a tornado drill safety position and I felt lots of bees stinging my back before I woke up and was super upset for like 20 minutes.

>>5940941
I have a reoccurring nightmare where I'm running in the woods and like, miss a step and fall down into a large pit/cave and get hurt pretty bad.

I'm trying to get up and something come out of a deeper part of the cave, like a woman with bird legs, big boobs and a sexy stomach, a pretty face but instead of arms she has two like long bird necks that end in these eagle heads.

It rushes me and is clawing me with it's feet before I can get up, I try to roll away but as I turn over one of the arms pecks me really hard in the forehead and my head cracks.

I can't move but I can see it's feet clawing my body over and over until it's all bloody and chucky and then the two bird heads start ripping pieces of me away and eating them in that creepy bird way where it like tosses it's head back and swallows it whole, and occasionally one of the heads turns and drops stringy bits of meat in the girl's head's mouth to eat.

I have this nightmare where I'm high up in this dark room where I can see the rusted ceiling but I'm far too high to see the floor in the gloom. I'm on a platform with a slide in front of me and it's not a normal slide, but always a blood-stained monstrosity made of something horrible, like barbed wire or razors. The platform is swaying and I can't keep my balance, and end up falling onto the slide. And then it's just ages of cutting, and catching while my weight and inertia tears flesh free, and the sound of this terrible thing grinding on bones and organs. After who knows how long, I land in something corrosive -- a vat of acid, a pool of lemon juice, a pile of old salt -- and sometimes I don't wake up before I choke or drown.

I had that dream more often when I was on gut medicine, but it started when I was a teenager.

>>5940889
Haha, I'm this anon >>5940681 and she told me that she'd prefer it if I was choking. I brought up the idea of a strap on and she said she doesn't really like how those felt. I considered one of those double sided ones (what is it called, feeldoe?) but we didn't have one.

I'd much prefer her hand around my throat anyway.

>>5940941
>>5941018
You guys are horrifying.

>>5941018
>practice lucid dreaming skills
>imagine that you have a massive sword and armor
>and a qt warrior dream gf by your side
>defeat bird lady
>profit

I've kept a dream diary since early last year. It's kind of pretentious but it's entertaining t b h

>>5940847
Still trying too hard. Settle down uggo

>>5940867
Dd she bring out the cat o nine tails?

>>5940689
>I get it. I just don't know why you'd bring up a bar that isn't even a lesbian bar. Like that's pretty uninteresting f.a.m.

Well someone asked me what bar I plan to open and that's why I got into details. Others sounded kinda interested. Didn't expect the word "library" to bother you.

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I'm not even taking part in this conversation, but you >>5941144 and you >>>>5941091 are really annoying.

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>>5941144
It sounds like a cute bar! I'd go. I enjoyed hearing about it.

What's with the sudden surge of interest in lesbians today?

>>5941144
Sounds like an sjw hotspot. If I come across it I will burn it to the ground.

>>5941268
spring time is the season of lesbians I guess

>>5941273
You're trying too hard, edgemeister.

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>>5941273
muslims pls stop burning things just cause they got books and booze

>>5941273
Burn it to the ground with dank memes?

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>>5941297
At least go with a more recent, and relevant, image.

>>5941091
>Dd she bring out the cat o nine tails?

No, but she does have a habit of giving my legs painful cow bites. That is the same right?

>>5941273

>Fire is the rapid oxidation of a material in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products

>Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning.

>>5941473
No, a cow bite is a pinch where you use your like middle finger and pointer finger and like pinch someone with your knuckles and it hurts really bad.

>Always been more masculine
>Get girlfriend
>She's feminine, but still retains masculine traits that I adore
>Want to be more feminine for her
>Don't know how
>Secretly want to be the girlier one

When does it end