LesGen: Shittaste But It's Got Lesbians Edition

>>5921614
Enjoy your zero canon lesbians, OP.

>>5921644
that's true. the characters are a bislut and s straight girl. Only one or two episodes have an actual lesbian as a minor character.

>>5921614
Lesbians watch 9 seasons of any kind of shit if there's even a glimpse of pure, lesbian love.

>>5921644
Still 80% more girl make outs than your average show with canon lesbians, so it's a tradeoff. Mad they made the blonde "queer"

>>5921676
This is why every lesbian has still seen the L Word, even in 2016.
Lesbians don't exist, and if they do, they either die or end up with a dude. We're taking scrapes here.

Frustrating as it is, it's important to see images of yourself.

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>>5921614
Its obviously made for straight adult japanese men with a yuri and loli fetishes... but I still think Yuru Yuri is a cute show.

>>5921676
That's a common meme from 2005, when it was indeed the truth.

2016 lesbians though, if they're smart, avoid anything with a lesbian character like the plague until it's finished. Unless you want to see 70% of your lesbian characters killed off, ending up psychotic, fucking dudes to get pregnant, fucking dudes because the showrunner doesn't know what to do with actual lesbians, or disappearing into some parking lot abyss.

>>5921722
No, stop liking things that weren't intended for you.

>>5921742

But Old Spice antiperspirant is really good, anon

>>5921722
There's been girls-only yuru yuri events in Japan...

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I wouldn't say it's a shitty show but it's kind of meh. These two are hnng tho.

>>5921742
I wear boy jeans cause they're comfier and have deeper pockets. Box me.

>>5921766
pics?

>>5921773
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=girls+only+yuru+yuri+event
Okay, it was *an* event.

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>tfw bi guy and got reeled in by the first episode and hit with the feels right at the end

It's my guilty pleasure. Not gonna lie, I ship it too.

>>5921789
Go away, penis queen.

My girlfriend has a weird fetish where she listens to my heartbeat. She even bought a stethoscope to make it easier and sometimes she masturbates or fingers me to listen to the change in heart rate.

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>>5921812
Hot.

>>5921812
I call bullshit

>>5921812
I kind of want to try this out now.

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>>5921812
>>5921840
>>5921848
cardiophilia

it's not that uncommon

>>5921614
Seriously! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS UP WITH TRAFFIC IN LA!! An hour to get some gas. Really!!

>>5921907
>not riding a bicycle

>>5921907
Wanna try cocaine with me?

>>5921812
Is she me?

>>5921812
is it weird for a guy to have this?

>>5921920
Suuuure, why not anon.
Oh my bad, already been there, done that. Not interested.

>>5921812
I fear this now. Like I imagine the heart going so fast it bursts, I imagine feeling it die. Now I have an aversion to this, thanks.

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>>5921974
Oh man, I had an echocardiogram recently and I just lay there watching my heart beat for 20 minutes. It was so weirdly relaxing and kind of the shit.

>>5922029
Yup. It's soothing as hell

>>5921812
my ex had a fetish for sleep deprivation and would keep me up at night then nap during the day while school or work until like day 3 and I would start crying out of frustration and tiredness and she'd be like "oh you can go to sleep as soon as we have sex" then take as long as possible to come.

Yoooo
new episodes of FLCL

Ya'll niggas have weird fetishes

>>5922071
I blame 4chan tbqh famiglia

>>5922102
I don't think i have "weird" fetishes.

>>5922152
If you're on 4chan, you have

>>5921974
once I masturbated and came so hard my chest hurt

I legit thought I was going to die and did my best to get cleaned up/dressed so my family wouldn't be embarassed

>>5922157
Name something anything even remotely mundane and that's still not me. Im so vanilla even my sex life is considered lame.

>>5922190
light tying

>>5922066
That's really hot.

>>5922198
I used to like that stuff but for some reason now i find it distasteful. IDK. Im boring. But im cool with it.

>>5921773
I think I have that webm I made of Tsuda Minami (Yui VA) princess carring Ookubo Rumi (Chinachu VA) at some point in the event, but I'm too lazy to open up my laptop and post it. The squeals the fangirls let out was priceless. I'm pretty sure you can find the event in Nyaa to download, after all it was transmitteeld live via NicoNico when it happened for the male fans that couldn't attend.

>>5922223
My new fetish is to corrupt you, S.

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...is it normal for a partner to get upset if you don't come during sex?

I've only ever had sex with three people. The first was a boyfriend that ended up being a dick, but I was so desperate to be straight and feel like I mattered to someone that I still stuck with him. If I didn't come during sex he'd get mopey or sometimes even angry. I faked orgasms entirely for the last 6-8 months of our relationship.

Second was my ex-girlfriend. I was open about my experiences with previous guy and said it didn't matter to me if I didn't come - I'd still be enjoying the sex anyway - but she also got mopey and insecure if I didn't. Once I got frustrated and snapped at her that she was acting just like him; she flipped out crying and it took like 45 minutes to calm her down. I didn't mention it again and just fell back on faking.

Third girl was a pillow princess and didn't touch me below the belt during either of the nights we spent together. Frankly, I was relieved. Sex has built up into such an anxiety-centric concept in my mind that I'm not even sure I want to do it anymore. It's so much fucking pressure.

Just came here to say you guys have some of the best OP pictures.

>>5921614
>Faking It
Ugh I really like this show. It's trash but I'm so invested.
Strangely the thing that offends me most is their portrayal of not-Google.

>>5922306
Disgusting non-goldie stop posting.

>>5922306
it makes people feel inadequate

imagine you climbed mount everest 500 times with a partner, and they said they were happy, but you never made it to the top

>>5922067
Yeah I'm upset about this. They're not going to be anything close to the magic of the original. Why.

>>5922306

One of my exes had a very hard time reaching orgasm, and she warned me early on in the relationship that id probably not be able to do it very well / easily.
Eventually once I knew her quirks better I could manage it pretty often, but at first, yeah, she didnt come all that often.
She always said she didnt mind, but it DID take me a while to reach a point where I didnt feel inadequate because of it.

I mean, I believed her when she said she didnt mind, but it was hard to feel like it was fair that I was having orgasms left and right and she was hardly having any.

It was kinda funny actually in that by the end of the relationship, I could get her to come easy as hell, but she lost the ability to make me come so we swapped out. Took her a while to get used to the idea as well.

>>5922306
I used to be insecure but I'd heard something like "I'm responsible for my own orgasm, she for hers" kinda shit and it got me over that. Not an excuse to be shit in bed but just not to take shit personal.

>>5922306
It's totally normal. For most people, there's no point in having sex if you don't come, and it's borderline impossible to explain to people like us that anyone can be genuinely satisfied with sex where they don't.
Have you ever had an orgasm before? I honestly feel like the only people who can be satisfied with non-orgasmic sex are those who either haven't had one yet, or it's super rare so they've mostly given up. But maybe I'm just a shitlord.

>>5922328
What am I supposed to do, just keep faking for future girls? I can teach and guide, but I can't just FORCE myself to have an orgasm. Sometimes they can do everything right but it just ain't in the cards.

>>5922383
tell them that

if they can't understand try to put it in a way they will, and make sure they know you're satisfied and how you feel about them

if they won't understand dump them

>>5922223
Where in LA are you S? I want to shoot you in a drive by.

>>5921812
I want to do that now. It sounds amazing.

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>>5921614
jw, since im going to school soon.

what would you think if you met someone and they had no friends at all? like, would you immediately think they were weird and stop talking to them?

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>>5922380
For me, sex is mostly about closeness/bonding and pleasuring my partner. Orgasms are definitely an added bonus, but if it doesn't happen for me I really don't care. On the other hand, this mindset has always made it difficult for me to understand the appeal of one-night stands and hookups in general (my third brief partner was a longtime friend visiting from out of town).

I've had hundreds of orgasms over the years. It's not usually hard for me to crank one out if I want to but I just don't often feel the need. Maybe 1-2 times per month, if even that.

>>5922527
I would be heavily concerned. I don't want to be responsible for the sum total of another person's social needs.

>>5922527
I'd think they'd had depression or came out of some similar situation.

Even assholes and the most autistic needy fucks still manage to get friends. Usually it's people that went through serious mental depression or a huge change that come out with no friends.

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>>5922378
This.
That's not to 'absolve' the other person, but how can they know what you like if you don't?

There were two occasions where we just stopped and I masturbated in front of her instead and that helped us to peice it together

>>5921885
A doctor lover turned me on to it.

>>5922029
I'm on a heart monitor right now. They're trying to catch my heart beating fast to find out what the problem may be. The problem is it only does it once in a blue moon, and knocks me flat when it does.

>>5922535
I would see it as a warning flag because people usually have 0 friends because of a reason

>>5922578
I have no friends because I'm poor and don't want to deal with the shame.

>>5922535
>>5922549

i was in an abusive friendship with a borderline for around 12 years, who isolated me from everyone except her.
Then she left and got married at 17. Im 19 now, and don't really have anyone except my mother, and really severe social anxiety.

so, you think i'm doomed to be alone forever?

>>5922578
the girl I'm dating now has no friends because

>her mom died when she was 15
>she had to drop out of high school to take care of her little sister
>by the time she was ready to go back in she was too old
>social anxiety kept her from GED
>work kept her busy all the time

she's sweet though

>>5922527
GOD I WANT A JAPANESE GF SO BADLY

Huh, 2 anon in the previous thread told they look like Ellen Page, and me too. The person who compared me didn't even know that I like the v, and this may have been before she came out. Are there such things as generic gay facial features? Anyone else had this comparison made?

>>5922563
betting 1000 dollarinos

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>>5922597
Nah. You're young and at an age where people are making new friends regularly. Even if you had a group of best friends right now at 19 it's unlikely you'd keep those same best friends within 8 years. It's a transitional kinda age like that.

I'd say def get therapy if you can. Talking shit out helps in a stupid way. Get into volunteer work or intramural sports to meet new people and just feel better about being out and having a purpose with it. Get study buddies if you're in school. Go out for drinks or hang out with work buddies if you work.

>>5922634
the generic ellen page lesbian face is kinda true but it only works for white girls. It's basic lesbians-that-look-like-bieber except all those lesbians grew their hair out to shoulder length and now look like ellen page.

>>5922661
What she said. Personally I believe people are wasting their youth with shyness and low self-esteem. I don't mean you should go to every rave in college and make out with all the bisluts in the way. Just think less how other people see you. Don't be a jerk but there are always people who don't like you.

>>5922661
>>5922671
t-thanks fampai

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So, I remade a couple profiles on a few dating sites and I've gotten a few matches/mutual likes or whatever. How do I start up better conversations? I'm kind of an autist when I don't know someone that well, so I'm never sure what to talk about. Especially on Tinder or Her, where you're pretty much going off pure looks.

>>5922693
Though I still want to slap your ass and call you mine
>still no NEET as my sex slave

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>>5922632
I don't.
>those annoying mannerisms

>>5922308
I'm triggered that my pictures are saved and reused by the transbians.

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>>5922694
Tell a stupid joke with puns. Bitches love puns.

Honestly starting conversations online like Her and dating apps is almost always gonna be awkward no matter what. You end up smoother if you just embrace that it's an awkward situation and roll with it by sending dank memes.

>>5922597
You're lucky you're in college because everyone is just looking for a good time, looking to ditch their old high school friends, even if you're only going to a community college or something, everyone is just looking to have fun and nothing is too serious, if you're normal looking and cute, no one will even care.

College with no friends is a completely different situation than 45 year old Jennifer at work who doesn't talk to any one and eats her toe nails & is desperately trying to make new friends.

>>5922754
My mom quit her old job and got a new one and made a whole group of new friends at 58.

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>>5922719
>tfw no dom gf to protect you in large crowds
NEET life is so sad

>>5922780
I'd rather keep you in my flat and corrupt you with lots of sex and cuddling.

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Had a dream that Zoie Palmer was my hair stylist and she was touching my hair and my neck and she smelled so nice. Now I can't get that dream girl out of my mind.

Usually I'm only into hot looking brunettes but dayum I really wish I had a zoie palmer lookalike gf

>dat voice
>dat friendliness
>dat funny sense of humor and love for pussy

sigh

>tfw never had friends before
The combination of being socially retarded and moving around a lot growing up didn't do me any favors.

>>5922805
I'd be your friend, anon.

>>5922817
Thank you, but I know that as I am now I wouldn't be a good friend to anyone. I have no clue how to interact with people so things get awkward really fast.

>>5922937
But wouldn't it be easier to learn how to interact with people if you had someone with whom you could practice?

>>5922946
The grammatical structure of this sentence gave me a clittyboner.

>>5922964
Heh, I'm just putting that one year of being an English major to work.

>>5921614
>Shitty things you enjoy (and are aware it's kinda shitty
i um.. oh.

you meant metaphorically.

why are there so many lesbian doms and subs? are straight people like this? it doesn't seem normal.

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I'm thinking of going to a ladies night at a gay club by myself in a couple weeks, because lolnofriends. It'll be my first time and I'll be alone. Will I look pathetic? Or could I still manage to at least find a girl to make out with my virgin ass self?

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>>5921614
The 100.

>>5923097
Yeah but straight people don't notice it cause the dudes dominate and girls tend to submit. It happens other ways too but whatever.

In any relationship, even an equal one, it tends to happen that one is more dominating and another more submissive. It might vary only a little, like one is just that bit more dominant, but still it happens. For heteros dudes tend to be more dominating but for homos cause we're homos we can't just be like "oh yeah that's the dude in the relationship" so that's just the more dominant one.

So it's like a sliding scale of d/s kinda shit?


But in the kinky sense I think gays in general get more into bdsm, or bdsm people get more into gay stuff, because once you open the door to same sex fuckery you might as well try getting tied up too. If you're gonna go to hell for one sin or 50 sins might as well go for a millions sins.

>>5923105
if you're very pretty, you should be fine. If not, you will probably need to try harder to engage with people since most people just talk to their own friend groups at bars (in my experience).

>>5923105
That bardyke again. Nah you won't. Ask a girl to dance, offer to buy her a drink, it'll be cool.

Personally having worked at bars of a wide variety I find people that just stick to their own little group to be more pathetic than someone walking in on their own and striking a conversation with others. The little groups always huddle into themselves and look odd to me. There's more people meeting new people happening at bars. That's half the fun.

The other half is alcohol. Order whatever just don't be indecisive with that shit. If you're in doubt buy a girl a chocolate pretzel. Everyone likes them, not too strong, not weak sauce either, everyone always goes "oh wow it DOES taste like a chocolate pretzel". If it's not busy order rainbow shots. They look cool, bitches will mire. If it is busy don't order the rainbow shot the bartender will hate you all night. Pay for your first drink, tip real good on that first drink in cash then open a tab on your card for the rest of the night and be polite and your bartender will get to you quick.

>>5923097
>implying there are many strict lesbian doms

lol

Also to answer your question, of course straight people are like this. They rarely talk about it because it's just assumed by default the woman will be the 'bottom' and the man will be the 'top'.

>>5923106
I drove past Mt Weather yesterday!

>>5923097
>why are there so many lesbian doms
Where?

>>5923137
I'm okay looking at best.
>>5923160
Ah cool, thanks, at least I won't look too miserable. And I never tried a chocolate pretzel, I'll have to remember it!

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How does one bring themselves to eat ass?

>>5923570
It's just in you.

>>5923570
>STEP 1: get your gf to clean out her booty
>STEP 2: stuff a long ass buttplug up her butt
>STEP 3: pull out buttplug to examine how shitty her rectum is
>STEP 4: if buttplug comes out clean, grab her buttocks, spread the cheeks, and start licking

enjoy!

>>5922396
Good luck. If you live driving around my block even looking like you want to cause trouble. Your drive by will turn into a shot up broken down car with dead people inside.
" is hard to kill on my block"

>>5922280
Lel. Good luck anon. Its not that im afraid of things. It's that the things that interest me are few. And most the things that freak people out, I've already done them. It's more along the lines of. .... Im not impressed.

>>5923570

It's just a fetish you gotta have.

I don't think I could ever touch the area near someone's butthole without wanting to vomit, especially with my mouth. Even a shaven qt girl. Maybe I could deal with it as like...a 5th wedding anniversary present. Just that one time.

>>5923202
In my dreams?

>>5923570
i don't have a bdsm relationship, but i play a story in my head where I'm "forced" to do it as a degrading for of punishment or service. I don't like ass for ass's sake.

>>5923570
Hawt. I love it when a hot top eats my ass. I really want to eat a girl's ass, but I almost always end up with tops that just want me as their pillow princess.

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Well I mean, ass is nice, I like having ass in my face. I would lick a clean pooper but there really is no such thing.

I miss my ex.
Not like, 'I'm crying myself to sleep because she's not here' way.

Just in like 'she pops into my mind and I end up thinking about the good times and her beautiful smile and her beautiful eyes and her sense of humour and cuddling her at night and waking up with her in the morning, and I just feel hollow and empty' sort of way.


I have no idea how to get over her

>>5923922
Fuck a lot of new people until you fall for a new woman. It worked for me. Now I can be my adoring, puppydog self all over again.

>>5923942
I kinda already tried that, hasn't got me anywhere.

>>5923922
stalk her and think about her when you masturbate. 5% of the time, it works every time.

>>5923836
>but I almost always end up with tops that just want me as their pillow princess.
where the fuck are you meeting these tops?

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>tfw no gf to give me a nice back and head massage

>>5923991
>tfw addicted to ASMR

>>5923996
H-how did you know

>>5923996
what's ASMR

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Don't forget the skype group. We have autistic lesbians from all walks of life!

Skype group: [email protected]

>>5924025
what is google?

>>5924031
>autistic lesbians
>socializing
Nah, fuck off normies.

>>5922742
No, I hate stupid puns, anon

>be sleeping
>be dream me
>get a gf
>gf instantly updates relationship status on facebook
>im outed to everyone in the universe
>it feels like such a relief

it just feels awkward if i were to actually reveal it

>>5924495
>in the universe
of course anon

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Лoл, caп лecбaч. Cпacибo зa ccылкy, ceйчac нaйдy ceбe няшнyю aмepикaнcкyю жeнy.

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I dreamed I was a slutty female cop willing to join a ffm threesome,
bislut exorcism when and where plz?

>>5924529
Yes. Towards the end it was revealed that the Voyager discs actually had two women imprinted, not a woman and a man, and one of these women's faces was a copy of mine
>or ellen page's but close enough
thus exposing my true self to the universe. Then, these discs reached a lesbian humanoid colony outside our galaxy, that started a rescue mission to evacuate all lesbians from planet Earth to live in eternal paradise surrounded by 72 virgins each. Granted, the 4chan lesgen population (that is, the only 3 actual cis lesbians posting) were not surrounded by virgins, but surrounded others as virgins, but what practical difference does that make, in a lesbian paradise harem?

Now, off to work and ponder why 80% of Tinder girl-seeking-girl population are self-proclaimed feminists, genderqueers, leftists and other dealbreaking labels.

Is having a crush on bislut a bad thing?
>if yes, I'm screwed

>>5924847

Despite the meme, not all bisluts are actually sluts.
So really its down to whether or not you'd trust her to not dump you for a guy and an easier life

>>5924863
Yeah, but the terror becomes real when I'm wondering how much I can trust her at the end.
>Anon, you're wonderful and I love you but we must go separate.

>>5924946

Yeah, but really, any relationship has those worries.
A gold star lesbian who despises men might still leave you for a girl just as quickly as a Kinsey 2 bisexual might settle with you for the rest of her life as the one girl she's ever loved.

If you like her, go forth and like her.
Maybe itll become something fun, maybe itll become something special, but dont cheat yourself out of relationships and what might be amazing memories just because the relationship might end one day. Most do, after all.

I was feeling nostalgic and I had to install Vampire the Masquerade again.

God I feel old now ;___;

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>>5924608
>looking for a lesbian who isn't liberal

>>5924996
>VtM
Which one, Bloodlines or Redemption?
I play 20:th anniversary with a group of friends every other week, _that_ makes one feel old.

>>5925051
I play just the Bloodlines. I have Redemption as a disc, so my copy is ancient.
>tfw no gf to hold on lap while playing VtM:B

>>5925005
Tfw short dyed hair (tried to dye it blonde, turned it green and couldn't fix), borderline autism yet still not liberal and all I can attract is hatred and snowflakes. I hate myself a little bit.

>>5925102
Go to a hairstylist?

>tfw no woman has ever tried to convert you

Why live tbqh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3483816/Woman-soldier-told-female-colleague-make-gay-sexually-assaulted-slept.html

My co-worker was being a butthead today so I took a piece of mechanical pencil lead and shoved it inside her poptart with a paper clip.

>>5925231
>The court heard that Heslop started stroking the other woman's stomach and said she was shocked when the woman placed Heslop's hand on her crotch. She said she had touched the woman intimately, and performed oral sex - which she maintained was consensual.

Aww that sounds really cute actually.

>>5925231
>>5925245
this ain't right.
I don't wouldn't want anyone I wouldn't be attracted to (hint: straight male) to rape me.

>>5925257
How do you know the "straight" girl is not the one making this shit up because she got mad that Heslop was telling people about them hooking up?

>>5925270
I don't.
I just don't find this thing right in any way, how could you call it "cute" or "something you want happening to you"?

>>5925270
She was apparently bleeding from the encounter so much so that H.H got blood on her clothes, so...

This thread needs more qt's :3

>>5925337
dont worry here I am.

>>5923097
Better question, why aren't there any lesbian dommes in Vienna. Seriously.

>>5925343
I doubt that. I bet you smell like diabetes.

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>>5925390

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>>5925337

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>>5925337
I agree.

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>tfw no jewish power lesbian gf

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>tfw you meet the perfect girl and your autism kicks in

>>5925496
>tfw no NEET gf

>>5925506
There's one or two of you on here always complaining about not having a NEET gf, but then you never actually do anything to reach out to the literally two hands worth of girls throwing themselves at you here.

What I mean is - stop teasing plz, it's rood.

>>5925530
1. Good NEET's are always on the wrong continent. Always.
2. Even if the continent lottery is a hit, it's always a wrong country.
So no hope of having a /Lesgen NEET as gf.

>>5925542
What country, anon?

>>5925554
Canada.

>>5925558
I could be in Toronto in 7 hours by car from where I live.

>>5925581
I live in Vancouver. 'Nuff said.

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>>5925469
oh my, someone else loves Sunstone. Let's marry

>>5925598
I'm a NEET that lives in Vancouver. Not looking for a gf though, but I wish you luck on your journey to find a qt NEET.

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>>5925487

>>5925598
...........37 hour drive. ;. ;

>tfw no long distance gf to pick me up and drive to dinah shore with

>tfw all of 4chan is trash except my little lesgen island

>tfw lesgen is dead

>>5925639
Fly to me and we'll spend the next week under a blanket making out. Also good vidya and quality lesbian entertainment.

>>5925882
Only one week? That's a little pricey, anon.

>quality lesbian entertainment

I'm pretty sure I've seen everything lesbian that's good and in english/subs. Pay for my plane ticket and I'll take you to see the Cloverfield sequel.

>>5925829
Wait since when is our thread not trash?

>>5925898
I couldn't have known how long you'd be willing to stay. But I can make it a few months.
>Cloverfield sequel
No

>>5925005
>assuming I'm ameriburger
You'd have to go more right than the right-wing parties to not be "liberal" here, leftists are commies.

And why the fuck does my mobile reload the page when I try to attach an image. This is seriously ruining my quality of life

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>>5925904
Since I started posting in it.

>>5923987
Monthly lesbian parties at nightclubs in a large urban and very gay friendly city.

>>5926068
>tfw Viennese
>tfw no lesbian parties
Ugh. Just kill me.

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>>5926107
>Ugh. Just kill me.

Uh, just move. It's your life, do what you want with it. No one else will do it for you. Inb4 excuses. Save them, I don't care to hear them. Just stop bullshitting yourself and make what you want to happen happen.

>>5926115
That's easier said than done.
I have a job, friends, family, I've lived here all my life.

>>5926127
Is it a nice place to live? Have you tried online dating?

>>5926151
Vienna is great, I love it here. It's just that it's (relatively) small so obviously so is the LGBT scene.
I've honestly never tried online dating, it always kinda scared me away, and anyway I'm not sure there's a 'scene' in Vienna.

>>5926164
Vienna looks beautiful. Lucky anon. I'm so bored with my country.
I'd try online dating, it really is the best option for gay people.

>>5926184
>only option

>>5926115
All of this. Don't complain about your shithole if you choose to not move away, it's your own choice bitch.

>>5926184
Yeah Vienna is really great, I'm lucky to have been born here. That's a reason why I don't want to move away, everything but the dating scene is amazing.
I guess so. I don't know why I'm so against it really, I've just heard about bad experiences from friends and such. Stupid reason really.

Ugh, fuck >>>>5926205, now I'm craving a trip through Europe. I have 7k saved, I wonder how far I could get.

I wonder if someday I'll regret the fact that ever since I started dating girls the longest I've been single for was a year, before entering a new relationship.

I want to get married. Any takers?

>>5926246
Girls can't marry girls.

>>5926211
You should totally do that, I mean I don't know but I'm sure you can travel Europe cheaply, too.
Come to Vienna pls.

>>5926264
You're wrong and you should feel bad for being wrong.

>>5926267
I will if you let me stay with you, it'll minimize my costs and you can show me around.

>tfw no travel buddy
>tfw I'm scatterbrained and will probably get lost in two days

>>5926270
But it's forbidden, anon.

>>5926246
Describe yourself.

>>5926276
No, it's legal.

>>5925598
>>5925627
Since when did this thread have so many Vancouverites??

If after death, you were given the chance to learn any five things, what would they be?

For me:

1. All of the times I narrowly avoided death
2. All the times that I passed by strangers multiple times on different days
3. If there is a way for humans to prolong our life much longer/forever, what is it
4. If there is a purpose to the universe, what is it
5. All of the people who were ever attracted to me (kek)

>>5926276
It's not and it's the purest form of eternal love in existence.

>>5926321
The law of men does not equal the law of God.

>>5926368
>All the times that I passed by strangers multiple times on different days
Who fucking cares?

>>5926368
I would want to learn the five things that I would want to learn after death.

>>5926275
Honestly that'd be pretty cool. Unfortunately I live with two sisters in a pretty big house and I'd probably never hear the end of it but I've always wanted to have some kinda full on lesbian apartment.

>>5926385
You could walk around the grocery store tomorrow and the person at the deli counter is someone you went to preschool with and you'd never know. I happen to find that very fucking interesting.

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/lgbt/ has been overrun by /pol/tards today, ignore the bait.

>>5926417
Ellen Page is the ultimate waifu ;__;

>>5926417
well i prefer /pol/tards than sjws

>>5926437
how about neither? They're both annoying as fuck.

>>5926437
>i prefer this retarded branch of extremists as opposed to that other retarded branch of extremists

How does it feel like to be 12 and on 4chan?

>>5926444
/Poltards are idiots, but SJW self-righteousness is too much for me. They're trying to cure the world but they see fault in everywhere except within themselves.

>>5926409
>You could walk around the grocery store tomorrow and the person at the deli counter is someone you went to preschool with and you'd never know.
And? God I bet you're that person who calls old classmates you haven't seen in 20 years to ask them to hang out, even though they don't give a shit about you and have moved on with their lives.

>>5926472
>They're trying to cure the world but they see fault in everywhere except within themselves.
Surely you realize you're describing /pol/ to a T right now.

>>5926482
True, I don't like /pol. But of those two, I find SJW's more annoying but just as idiotic.

>>5926497
I have no idea as to why you insist on saying that you prefer a herd of retards to another when you can simply hate both like many people on here.
Also,
>i prefer a herd of retards who hate me for being a woman and for liking vaginas

>>5926475
>20 years

Oldfag detected.


Sorry I find this web of humanity and the society around me to be interesting, anon, but go back to your animu dating sims if that's what you prefer to interact with.

>>5926517
I've had too many personal dealings with SJW's in my life so it's more personal for me to oppose them. /pol has been more abstract. And yes, I prefer /pol over /sjw-party because I can laugh to the first one, the second makes my blood boil. Not that I'd support /pol politics.

>>5926520
>Oldfag
>go back to your animu dating sims
At least try to be coherent.

>>5926517
>>i prefer a herd of retards who hate me for being a woman and for liking vaginas

I'm sincerely not sure whether you're referring to MRA homophobic /pol/ types or tranny brigade SJW types.

>>5926536
Which one is right?

>>5926574
None, I'm in my 20s and I have a gf.

Why is lesgen always deadest on the weekends. It's almost like you guys have lives or something.

>>5926517
I prefer that hateful retard bunch over sjw pretendbians who appropriate my sexuality for their sexist bullshit

>>5926949
I don't, I'm just watching Archer.

>>5926954
>sexist bullshit
Kek, down with men's oppression!

I guess it's best to avoid /lgbt/ on weekends anyway t-b-h, since that's always when we're brigaded by the biological human defects that frequent /pol/.

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>>5926949
Gf is sleeping and I don't feel like doing anything.

>>5926949
I work on weekends.

I'm always off work at peak neet autist hours. Like weekday during normal work hours or late late at night weekday.

>>5921614
What is possibility for 2 les girls and one hetero guy to have relationship?

>>5926527
Pretty much this. SJWs are gaining power IRL, old style conservative homophobes are losing it. See: Emory University's reaction to students writing "Trump 2016" on sidewalks, Anita Sarkeesian meeting with the UN to talk about online harassment, etc. And the extreme opinions you see on /pol/ are completely marginal.

coulda woulda shoulda gotten that one girl....

>work with new girl at my job
>she proudly proclaims her straightness and is boy crazy
>yet all the boys she works with, she didn't get along with them and avoids them
>when she tells me sex stories, she says how frustrated she is that guys wouldn't eat her out even though she'd give them blowjobs
>later we are cleaning some paint
>i lift my shirt to clean stuff
>she remarks how sexy i am and how no homo she is and she won't stop staring
>once while we were working, she said if i were a boy, she'd date me
> she'd keep remarking on how cute i am even though i personally think i look like crap
>she felt so close to me, she'd share really personal stuff about her life with me

I really missed my chance to eat her out didn't I?

>>5927354
Read that question carefully and work it out yourself you tard.

>>5927371
we seriously need to start a counter campaign against them.

Strong emphasis on facts and statistics, no fear mongering or angry pissing contest.

The problem is that a counter campaign could easily turn just as extremist and cultist as the current SJW sphere.

>>5925231
>we assert the accused is attracted to female soldiers
>'There the accused used this opportunity to fulfil her objective of "scoring".
> she would now 'never dream of flirting with a woman after this accusation'.
This fucking article is comedy gold.

>>5927374
She touched boys so she wasn't worth eating out. The way i think of it, everyone you'd kiss her you would ge the blowjob mouth, every time you'd eat her out you'd be getting nasty leftovers in your mouth. Think about that. Clamydia. Syphillis. It's all there.

>>5927018
All the japanese vines are so boring it's no wonder they kill themselves.

>>5927374
This is so fucking disgusting, I don't even understand how you're thinking about eating that trash out.

>proclaims her straightness and is boy crazy
>tells me sex stories
>she'd give them blowjobs
This is the biggest turn off ever, get some fucking standards. Yikes.

>>5927395
>All the japanese vines are so boring
I mean what else do we expect from a culture where you have to apologize your entire life for existing and where putting your hand on someone's shoulder is scandalous and a borderline sexual assault.

>>5926368
"all the time passed by strangers multiple time" next to "purpose to the universe"
bitch please.

I got kind of beat up today.

I made a half-hearted attempt to stop a girl from fighting with another girl and she punched me in the side of the head from behind.

She hit me a lot and I fell down but after a bit I got where I was on top of her and my arm is in a cast thing so I didn't feel like it was appropriate to like hammer her with that but it was my punchin' hand so I decided to just push it hard into her nose.

Her friend pulled me off her and I was like okay I'm done but she grabbed my waist and threw me down and then they both were kicking me.

I covered up pretty well and was just like waiting for them to stop and some dude I think was her friend's brother stopped them but also made a point to step on my fingers and head.

I'm kind of mad at my friend because she didn't help me after being a wussy and begging me to stop them from fighting.

>>5924959
All do, actually. The goal is synchronous death holding hands after record-breaking lives of both longevity and health, but that's also not realistic, and chances are one of you is going to have a stroke in their sleep years before the other one just spontaneously and completely gives up on eating.

Best case scenario, one of you shuffles off the mortal coil. All relationships end. Don't focus on the ending, and instead be hopeful for the time together and always mindful of the present.

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>>5927467
All of you need to start training in MMA (or [insert /asp/ approved martial arts]), so you can prevent shit like that from happening ever again.

>I didn't feel like it was appropriate to like hammer her with that but it was my punchin' hand so I decided to just push it hard into her nose.
Anon, you're in a fight, someone was beating you up, what the fuck was even going on in your brain? Next time target the chin, hit it real hard.

>Her friend pulled me off her and I was like okay I'm done
You were hitting her friend and you thought her friend would be like "oh well ok if you're done then we're good", again what was happening in your brain?
>I'm kind of mad at my friend because she didn't help me after being a wussy and begging me to stop them from fighting.
Well if you don't know how to fight, you should not get involved. Sure your friend was a bitch to not get you out of there but at the same time, she did the smart thing by not getting her ass kicked for no reasons.

>>5927467
>got kind of beat up

more like got your ass kicked

next time, let bitches kill each other and move on. It's not your problem. You can't be a hero in the real world.

>>5925910
It actually has nothing to do with Kaiju and is amazingly good (until the last ten minutes, so just walk out when she leaves.)

>>5927505
Well a bit of me was concerned I would re-hurt my arm if I decided to use my cast as a weapon.

Also I didn't know her friend was her friend when she was pulling me off her.

>>5927514
I knnooow.

That other girl was pretty young though and I dunno, my friend was trying to get me to stop them and I didn't want to see her get wailed on because she was small and seemed really unwilling to fight.

BUT HEY I don't have to go to spend Easter with my bible shitting relatives because my mom doesn't want my grandma to see me all roughed up.

Also my gf is coming by tomorrow and is gonna baby me and that sounds fun.

>>5926437
I prefer sjws to poltards. Idiot teenage liberals have never shot up a school.

>>5927584
Right? And their interests are more or less trivial. They just want to know whether a character is male or female but besides that they have no bigger demands. I met a /pol/tard who was writing a report for school about how the wage gap is a myth.
>"I haven't found anything on it, but uh, I'm sure it's not real."
That kind of denial annoys me.

>>5927584
>>5927643
This and this.

>>5927467

Ok I understand the urge to jump in and make things stop, but consider a few things. Half-hearted physical attempts to do anything extremely forceful will not end well. Safetywise probably better to just try to talk them out of it, if possible, if it's even worth it. You don't know if one of those crazy bitches has a knife or gun.

>>5927386
Kind of hard to fight an overwhelming mountain of statistical evidence with some cooked numbers and meme infographics with incorrect citations on them. You bitch about self-righteousness, but from where I'm sitting that's a whole lot of hypocrisy, anon.

Have you ever felt something to be absolutely hilarious one day and then literally like two days later you're like "how the fuck did I find this so funny"?

>>5928334
Nope I still find the same shit funny from like 10 years ago.

>messaging two different groups of girls looking for roommates
>one group is nice but kind of all fat and plain
>other group are all kind of dumb but pretty cute and mostly thin or average size
Which should I choose, lesgen? Price is pretty much the same for either apartment so that's unimportant

>>5928568
What? are you planning to date your roommate? I doubt both of them are gay, into you, and so how they look is lot less important to how they act at home.

>>5928580
well I posted it in an lgbt roommate group so they're all some kind of gay. I don't plan on dating roommates, but cute girls are more likely to have cute friends to introduce to me, right? Both groups seem chill though

>>5928626
Nothing wrong with being dumb, unless they're like "Trump 2016" dumb, or "I'm an aromantic sapiosexual fuckbunnykin" dumb.

Well, I'd go with the plain girls because cute girls would be too much of a distraction.

>>5928568
Go thin. Pretty people are nicer because they reflect back the kindness given to them.

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>>5928672
>tfw no girlfriend to look you in the eyes while eating you out
>tfw you'll never yell at her:
>"Stop looking me in the eye DAS GAY!"

>>5928702
>tfw your gf doesn't like oral.

>>5928672
Yup. I like how you think anon.

>>5928707
THAT! Would fucking suck.

"Sigh" i think I'm ready for a fuckbuddy lesgen. How do i find a girl that is Not interested in a relationship?

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How find girlfriend

>>5928707
Dump her and take me. A woman who doesn't love oral doesn't deserve a girlfriend.

>>5928702
Didn't mean to quote.

>>5928719
>sex with S
ueghhghhheeeeuugh there isn't enough vomit in this universe.

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>>5928733
The funny thing is we're about to be over. I was waiting for her to move to another country but she didn't get accepted so now I guess I gotta dump her the old fashion way.

I swear to god nothing is hotter than piercing blue eyes staring back at you while your face deep in muff.

>>5928730
No no.not a girlfriend greed makes those easy to come across. I am terrified of those. I want a genuine boneafied fuck buddy. I will do everything in my power to keep her happy. I just know im no good in a relationship. Sooooo it's got to be someone who wants it all but is willing to accept the lacking of the title, girlfriend.

>>5928736
I guess you're right. But on the off case that you and i were never to meet. How would you propose i find some female that is ok with out putting a collar on me.

>>5928710
That's funny because I was the anon that also said she was making it her goal to corrupt you, I think just yesterday.

>>5928775
I don't think haveing a fuck buddy is in any way corruptive.

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>>5928707

I'm not a virgin yea'know. I'm just not into kinky anything

>>5928785
I don't want you to be my fuck buddy, I want you to be my slave.
That's what the S stands for from now on, by the way.

>>5928796
Lel! If channelers knew what it ment they would feel a little silly the way they try to tarnish it

>>5928809
Tell us. Tell us, S. Tell us, Essie. Tell us.

>>5928817
Im an essie now? Lel. Naw not this year. Maybe next year.

>>5928825
But Essie....I have cancer and I might be dead by then. ;. ;

>>5928707
>tfw fish
>tfw hate water

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>tfw I just had an amazing first date with a super hot awesome chick who somehow seems to really like me

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>>5928874
>mfw she just texted me about how awesome of a time she had

>>5928874
>>5928895
Congratulations Anon, now you have a big responsibility not to fuck it up and, of course, to tell us all about it.

>>5928901
While posting more Supergirl pics.

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>>5928901
See now there's STAKES. I know I like her and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. It's gonna be harder not to fuck up.

I want to kiss her and touch her boobs.

>>5928953
I will never stop posting Supergirl pics. How fucking qt is she, seriously?

>>5928962
Just relax and do what comes naturally, if she likes you too just go with the flow, sis. Be fun and easy going and don't blurt out how nice she smells, and everything will be okay.
Also it's a shame how bad Supergirls show is because she's such a qt.

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>>5928973
>Supergirl
>bad
nigga pls

And yes. Yes, I can do that. I did that this time, and she seemed to like it. I was just me at her and then she was qt back and it was good.

I'm just such an internet shut-in I have no idea what the rules for dating are. Like we didn't kiss, we hugged goodbye. Is that bad? Are we supposed to kiss? It seemed like it would be weird.

She's so cute tho.

>>5928994
Keep in mind my advice could be total bullshit since I've only ever had one relationship and I was such a sperg that she literally had to shove her tongue into my mouth to make me realize she wasn't just being nice to me.
But really if she's cute and she likes you and the date went well, yay. Like I said, do what feels natural, she'd probably like to kiss you but you don't have to rush things and do it on the first date either, do it at a pace you're comfortable with. Some people sleep together on the first date and it works out great, others wait for months.
Just be happy and enjoy your time with her.

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>>5921614
Why no straight dudes?

We like vagina too.
Seems like common interests.

>>5928707
political lesbians should be be jailed.

>>5928994
Saw that clip where she claimed not to be gay. Dropped that mess.

>>5929012
>Why aren't there any straight guys in that thread about gay women on the gay board
Why don't people on /jp/ talk about Korea?

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>>5929037
i bumped your thread

and you were just mean to me

>>5929050
I was just being funny Anon.
I'm totally fine with straight guys, too many of them tend to derail lesgen, that's all. You're free to participate and post qts.

>>5928994
>Like we didn't kiss, we hugged goodbye. Is that bad?

It's not good, but salvageable. If I don't kiss on the first date (and it's a formal, "actually calling it a date, date"), I make a point of definitely kissing on the second date. Even if it doesn't seem to happen organically, I try to force it (not through brute force, but by going for a kiss after any long enough pause in conversation). When I wait for kisses to "just happen" organically, they never do, and things fizzle out into, at best, platonic friendship; but usually not even that. My male roommate says it's sexual assault in the state of California, but no one has ever complained about it so... The worst any girl has said is, "whoa, that caught me off-guard."

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>>5929053
thanx

this ones a qt

So I was drinking last night and went over my limits. Dunno what happened but I woke up naked next to a girl. She's kinda qt but my anxiety got the better off me. Then she woke up and we cuddled for a while. I managed to slip away an hour ago but she gave me her number and all. Now I'm all torn up about what should I do ;___; this is all new to me. Plz send help.

>>5929064
txt her, "It was nice waking up with you this morning :)"

>>5929064
Just call her and tell her this is kinda new territory to you, and that you had a nice night (assuming you did? Do you have ANY memories?) and play it cool. Looks like you just had a fun time.
I'd post that "I just had sex" Sunstone pic but it's a duplicate.

>>5929079
>>5929073
No memory what so ever about last night. But apparently it was fun, I guess. Maybe I'll text her. Wish me luck ;__;

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>>5929064
txt her, "Sorry about last night, you need to get checked for HPV"

then don't respond for 10 mins.

then txt her, "jk, lol ;p"

She'll be so relieved, it'll make accidentally sleeping with you seem like no big deal.

>>5929088
Well there's certainly worse ways to wake up after a drunk night...

>>5929053
You're not the authority here, dumbass. No they're not welcome and neither are you, uggo.

>>5929064
I don't believe you can just lose your memory of an entire night.

Lesgen help.
I'm meeting my dad in a bit and I love him but he is really, really uncomfortable with me being gay, in a quiet disappointed "you'll never bear my grandkids" sorta way.
Just seeing the sadness in his eyes whenever we meet breaks my heart, how do I make it clear to him that I'm still his little daughter and love him dearly?

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>>5929037
not the same thing. if /jp/ were for japanese only, then the comparison would make sense. >>5929012
all the same dude, if you're looking for acceptance in a lesgen thread, you're gonna have a bad time. just lurk.

>>5929272
You could still give him biological grandkids though?

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>found some jeans from when I was horrendously underweight a few years ago
>still fit perfectly at the waist
>too-tight fit on the butt

I am okay with this development

>>5929376
Yeah, of course. The kids thing is just a small part of it, he's just disappointed I won't have a normal family life.

>>5929500
I'd be disappointed of him if I was you.

>>5929506
That sounds weird, but I'm not. He was never hostile or something. He never tried to change me or persuade me in any way, he never attacked me or got mad.
He's just deeply saddened by a fact of life he has no control over. Of course that's stupid, and I guess he should be happy for me regardless of whom I'm with, but that's not so easy I suppose.

>>5929512
I think he has to get used to it, to mourn the idea.
I wish I had a father to be sad to disappoint, hope it gets better for you anon.

>>5929526
Thanks Anon. He's really getting old and I'm scared he won't 'get over it' before he kinda...fades away. Well that's stupid he's not even 70 but I notice him getting slower with a lot of things and it scares me.
Fuck, getting over isn't really the right thing to say. He's not against homosexuals or anything, he accepts me and all that. But there's this sad look in his eyes when it comes up.
Sorry I'm ranting, I'm always kinda nervous before meeting him.

>>5929536
Yeah I see, you must have a very deep relationship with him, I'd probably react the same with my mother but she never showed disappoint, I have straight siblings so maybe that's why, are you an only child maybe?
>I'm scared he won't 'get over it' before he kinda...fades away.
I understand that it must be scary to think about it that way, but you definitely can and will get over it. It'll be his ideals fault only.

>>5929546
I have two (straight) older sisters, one married already, expecting her first son.
And yeah, we have a very deep, wonderful connection. Being the youngest I was always 'daddy's princess' in a way and he's cared for and understood me far better than my mother or even most of my friends.
He just always talked about our big vacation house in the Toscana, a vineyard and all his daughters with their respective kids and husbands and all that, I suppose I'm just an "irregularity" in that ideal of his. Again, he doesn't love me any less for it and he's been nothing but amazing to any girlfriends I've brought home, but in a way he feels sorry for me for never being able to have this normal perfect family life he loves so much (regardless of me not wanting such a thing in the first place).

>>5929546
>>5929556
Also I'm sorry for unloading all this on anonymous people on 4chan of all places, but thank you so much for listening. It really means the world to me right now.

>>5929562
Eh, it's pretty much the point of the thread.
Lesbian issues and all that.

>>5929571
Hah, yeah I know but I'd much rather talk about cute gf stories or kinky shit and instead my mind's full of bullshit about my dad, feels stupid kinda.

>>5929556
>>5929562
>It really means the world to me right now.
really glad I could make a lesbian feel good.
How come you're didn't become straight with such a good father?

>>5929586
I guess my inherent gayness trumped his inherent dadness.

>>5929272
There's honestly nothing you can do.

He knows he'll be dead soon and his family line will be dead with him. He will never be truely happy so long as your childless.

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>>5929579

Well yeah, but sometimes you gotta get those feels out!
ANd then youre in a better place to talk about qt grils.

>>5929595
No, that's not an issue, I have two sisters, both hetero. One's already having a kid even.

>>5929592
Hopefully soon two women will be able to have babies together in the genetic sense, then you both can be happy.

That day might mark the end of men desu. There's probably a bunch of girls who are only straight to make their families happy.

>>5929595
>>5929586

Fuck off

>>5929616
I'm the second one, why fuck off?

>>5929053
Kill yourself you dumb cunt, fuck off back to bigen if you want to discuss with males.

>>5929614
Actually i just thought of something.

If two women only give birth to girls, two men can't give birth, and a hereto couple give birth to 50% guys 50% girls then the percentage of the population that is women would gradually increase.

Guys help. I think that time is coming. It's 10am and I've been masturbating since 6am and I'm just barely feeling normal now. I'm sweaty and it's hot and I want to cry because I didn't get barely any sleep. Please tell me I'm not alone in this.

>>5929629
that is so smart anon.
I'm flabbergasted.

>>5929636
you're not alone in this.
jk you wasted your life.

>>5929636
Honestly if you don't have all that much to do today, I don't see a problem. There's days like this and it's Sunday so why not enjoy yourself?

>>5929636
What kinda thoughts have you been masturbating to?

>>5929636
Why the fuck are you doing this if it's making you depressed? At the same time I get off to girls masturbating so keep going, dumbass.

>>5929657
Are you a girl? You never get uncontrollably horny?

>>5929669
They're definitely male.

>>5929669
Not who you're replying to but I'm pretty sure everyone does.

>>5929636
If it's causing you distress but you aren't sure if you can control it, it might be obsessive compulsion. When I was untreated, one of my behaviors was compulsive masturbation, and it caused a lot of problems.

>>5929636
Maybe masturbating is making you release girl pheromones, and smelling those is turning you on because you're gay, which is causing you to masturbate more and so on.

You need to take a shower and air out your room.

>>5929706
I'm not her but that makes a frightening amount of sense, woah.

>>5929695
That's weird, because I probably do have some degree of OCD. But I also wonder if it might be ovulation. Has anyone ever bothered finding out when they ovulate even if they're a lesbian who doesn't want kids?

>>5929746
There was a girl here who said she found her roommate's dirty panties on the floor and smelled them, and it turned her on. Then later she realized they were actually her dirty panties and felt disgusted with herself.

>>5929754
I definitely get horniest when I'm ovulating. Hormones don't care much about my excessive gayness.

>>5929770
That's kinda funny honestly.

>>5929781
Why does my body so badly want to find a qt girl to get me pregnant? Sometimes I even get fantasies of a girl squirting and her fluid going inside my womb. I don't want kids, and if I did, this wouldn't be a very good way to go about it.

>body y u so biologically defective

>>5929669
Yes I am, but I don't touch myself for hours to the point of crying. Also I have a gf anyway.
>>5929673
And you're definitely a fucktard who should kill themselves.

>>5929805
Stop posting, Kek, and go take a shower already.

>>5929818
Not her.
And I'm too tired to get up, I'm just going to lie in bed for an hour or so.

>>5929805
That's pretty weird honestly but I've had odd sex dreams about "hetero" sex with girls too, though it was never explicit so no idea how it worked. Dream logic.
But sexuality is strange, I'm pretty sure most girls get uncontrollably horny from time to time.

>>5929556
So have you ever brought this up with him? It sounds as if you're just waiting for him to one day somehow magically stop mourning, but what if that never happens? He seems to be dealing with it quite well still.

Heck, I think I'll forever, deep inside, mourn that I'll never be normal even if I don't think about it even once a month.

>>5929839
>Dream logic.
You like girls.
Your ovulating body wants someone you like to cum inside you and get you pregnant.
Therefore you want a girl to cum inside you and get your pregnant.
You unconscious doesn't care that that doesn't make any sense.

>>5929882
I've brought it up, but never successfully.
But yeah he's dealing with it okay.

>>5929884
Yeah I know that's what it is, it just doesn't make any sense and is kinda weird to dream about that kinda stuff, I guess.
Not that pregnancy is anywhere high up my list of things I want to happen, anyway. But obviously my ovulating body does not care much.

>>5929754
Ovulation is 14+/-1 days before first day of bleeding, so if your cycles are regular there isn't much to find out

>>5929839
Same here, like I love the thought of fucking girls and dream about it, but without a penis and I wouldn't want one either

... stupid brain

>>5929925
Can relate. I wouldn't want a penis either but somehow I dream about being fucked by girls, although I'm not even much into any penetrative sex in real life.
But then again I'm very submissive so maybe it's just that.

>>5929937
they have a real penis in your dreams?

>>5929925
>>5929937
Strap-ons are a thing, think about giving it a try. It's surprisingly fun as fuck, though I have yet to be on the receiving end (I'm too tight and prefer receiving oral).

Want to know /les/gen's advice about this question;

Why you gay?

Do you think you're born this way? Do you think it's because of evenements, people, anything cultural?
Or you don't know at all?
>inb4 who cares anyway
I do.
I don't want you to tell me the actual progression of scientific theories or give me links to experiment on lesbian pinguins, I wanna know your personal thoughts about this.

>>5929997
Friendly reminder to ignore straight males and their fucktarded questions.

>>5930006
>fucktarded question
I'm not straight or a male and how is that a fucktarded question.