getting laid tonight?

Cute.

I'm a lazy mess with no motivation

>>5927797
How his camera is flying?

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>>5927814
Sexy beast more like it

>>5927825

It's on a stand.

>>5927825
There clearly a camera tripod

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>>5927797
oh great another gg without it in the title

>>5927797
He looks like a reptilian alien

>>5927879

Aka master race.

Generic. I prefer a guy with a little more meat and a lot more fur.

Saw Cloverfield Lane with a guy, movie was pretty good.

>>5927910
>not getting laid tonight

>>5927916

Fuck you it was terrible.

>>5927919

Why didn't you like it?

>>5927862
I sick of bitter trannys

>>5927918

I got laid last weekend so I'm fine till April.

>>5927919
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>>5927928
I can understand why you would feel that way when fucking around with hairy hambeasts

>>5927797
already got laid, he moaned that it felt so good as he slid is lubed dick in and out of my wet anus

>>5927925

Shite ending.

>Points out the person namefagging and not me the one tripping

lol

>>5927947

Ehh I did feel it ended a little anticlimatically, maybe they're going to tie the 1st cloverfield in with this one in a 3rd movie, probably not, but I found that a funny idea.

>>5927955

Yeah.
I was fucking with you, though, I haven't seen it. It was probably great.

>>5927949

It's ok, this happens a lot.

>>5927946
Disgusting

>>5927957

Ah well good thing I didn't go into details. It was a surprisingly short movie only like an hour and 20 mins, but I'd rather have a short and sweet movie than one that pads out time.

>>5927910
>Generic.
if you like overweight + hairy guys then you are probably attracted to 60/70% of the male population if not even more

>>5927975

I dunno, I think the parts of the world that aren't America and western Europe constitute a lot of the male population.

>>5927975
5652 post feet fampai

>>5927981

No! That's his worst feature! His toes have weird little dimples on the bottoms of them!

>>5927978
way to be disingenuous
can you fuck off and stop (you)ing me please
>>5927981
no ty

>>5927997

No.
Now watch me
(you)

>>5927986
>>5927997
do it femboy

>>5928021
are u qt

>>5928031
no srry
plz take pity

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>tfw handsome
>tfw masc
>tfw fit
>tfw autist
>tfw manlet
>tfw small dick
>tfw no bf

>>5928049
Pics qt

>>5928049
hi bob

>>5928047
uhm

>>5928063
Bob is straight

>>5928059
I already did here but without face and got some compliments and some comment about wide hips
>>5928063
bob probably has better luck than me

>tfw no jew bf

Do you have any talents, gaygen?

I can sing and play the piano

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YuiBwgFHN3

>>5927945

>hairy ham beasts

>fucking a cold skeleton

I like being held by a warm man, not a lich

>>5928203
That piano sounds great. I'm jelly. I've always wanted one but
>poorfag
you sound like a ghost. Work on that.

>>5928203
what even is this is it a joke or are you trying to be jandek

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Fucking christ. Hooked up with a really cute twink about two years ago and was wondering how he'd been doing. Decided to look him up social media. This is what I found

>>5928230
bae

>>5928230
>tfw you are so bad at sex you made him want to chop off his dick

Sup fellow homos. Lesbro here coming to you for advice.

There's these two guys at the gym I go to that I'm kind of pals with. I'm closer to one than the other.

The one I hang with more is this big, bald guy from England that is seriously like something out of a Guy Ritchie movie. He has a crush on the other guy and hearing him talk about it/seeing them interact is moe as fuck. Neither of us are sure if Other Guy is gay or not and my gym buddy doesn't want to be a creeper. Other Guy seems kind of receptive, though.

I've resigned myself to the fact that I'm going to die alone, but that doesn't mean these two homos should miss their chance at happiness.

Should I play gay cupid? How would I even go about this?

>>5928247
>Lesbro
stopped reading there.

>>5928250
yes obviously
i already did it to gleaming success

>>5928230
shes hot t b h
fair enough really

>>5928262
Thats because you've never met him as a cute twink

I hooked up with a girl. Does that make me straight? Damn

>>5928247
>Should I play gay cupid?
yes

>How would I even go about this?
tell him to invite the guy out for a cheeky nandos with the lads

>>5927947
in the ending of cloverfield did they discover the monster outside the bunker is roseanne?

>>5928247
I think you can just ask the other guy about girlfriends or about (tentatively) going out with one of your girl friends.

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>sexually fantasize about having sex with a man, but gay porn does nothing for me
>instant erection from straight porn, despite having no sexual desire for women

What the fuck?

>>5928265
thats not twink thats baby
infants not allowed here

>>5928289
me too, but in my case it's because I find straight men hotter, and it's hard to find a top who treats a bottom the way a straight guy treats a girl

>>5928274
yeee like idk i just respect their choice you know?? bc there isnt much else you can do without objectively speaking being an asshole
>>5928265
shouldnt you be playing minecraft

>>5928289
You are replacing the vaginal jew that is being pounded with you. It's completely natural. When I see a femboi walking on the streets, totally asking for it like the sluts they are, I pretend that I am fucking their boipucci while saying 'No homo' and trying to make her pregnant.
>her

>>5928254
Fair enough.

>>5928275
I've suggested he invite the guy to hang out outside the gym and see how that gets him, but he's convinced he'd come across as a creeper. This Other Guy has tried to get him to hang out a couple of times, though.

>>5928285
Good idea. That seems like a decent way to bring it up. My little cousin even just broke up with her douche bag boyfriend so I could use that. I wouldn't even have to lie.

I think Gym Buddy would be a little more confident once he was sure of what the other guy was into. Neither of us are great at telling, but all the same I get strong gay vibes from this guy.

because i gained 30 pounds this winter and i just don't feel like a sexy bottom anymore. don't really feel like going out and trying to compete with twinks seven or eight years younger.

>>5928371
reinvent yourself as a chubby bottom then....

>>5928410
yea thats my goal, just hard getting over the blow to my self esteem

>>5928417
and you're looking to here for help?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJVCa0ErrDM

strange

>>5928586
alll hipsters are gay. what is the surprise?

nrgh omg i want to cum inside of nicky morgan tight pussy im sorry i cant stop thinking about it

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>>5928686
>nicky morgan
she looks like quasimodo

> tfw sexy Mexican passes out on your couch.

Ugh.

>>5928767
a quasimodo in a sxc pant suit that costs more than ur entire shitty life
+ immaculate pussy trust me family

>>5928371
lose the fucking love handles and get back in there anon. a lil' older bottoms are the ones that need to teach new tops.

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who up senpai

>>5929042

Eyyyyyyyyy

>>5928203

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TXfCP7AbMt

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>>5929042
gaygen is dead

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>>5927797
cuz I'm a lazy fuck. this song's still funny as fuck tho >>>>https://youtu.be/x4iBBfEHNaE

>>5929254

Hey, kinda like your religious traditions.

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hes gna make it

Can we please pin point the exact reason or reasons why gaygen died? I feel like it wasn't just circes fault. There must be others too

>tfw bst
>tfw one hour less to sleep

What else will Cameron steal from me?

>>5929293

Trump did it he is Nazi rah

>>5928230
Looks like niq in a couple o years.

>>5929302
I don't think niq will be Michael Jackson 2.0

>>5929295
public assets
+ ur human rights

>>5929305

That one looks way better than MJ.

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im legitimately considering losing my virginity via grindr this holiday

who knows, maybe ill find a friend...

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>>5929288
>dead religion
>explosive birth rate
>average family is 8+
>predicted to be 25% of all country's children in one year
>average secular birth rate just above 1
We will be majority of all Israel in next fifty years then we can finally ban the gays and seculars and have complete religious law.

>>5929375

Go for it, I guess.
Always good to lose virginity.

>>5929380

I said religion, not ethnic group.

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check out what i got for easter!

>>5929438

Pfft.
How are you even gonna stick it up your butt?

>>5928824
Ur such a sex addict

Get some help

This is kinda silly but I ended up chatting with this guy via #GaysForTrump and now we are having a date
Thanks Trump!

>>5929385
I know what you said. And I explain you that charedim (religious) have average birthrate 8 while secular have birthrate barely 1. Seculars will die off then we can ban their gay propaganda that is poisoning our country. Secular atheism is killing our country

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>>5927839

>>5929466
but haredim don't pay taxes and just leeches, just like they did in europe. how will they ever control anything they are just lazy good for nothings.

this whole thread...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e33gJfLT90

>long time internet friend comes down to visit me
>its a bit awkward at first but we spend the weekend together
>ends up sleeping in my bed
>feel that cock
>god that cock
>start getting into it
>spend about 5 minutes in bliss
>asks if im ready for his huge load
>feel it coming
>and coming
>and coming
>the fucker pee'd in me
i feel violated

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I want Aussie bf so bad

>>5929440

technically, its impossible to do so, as the bottle has no outside or inside.

>>5929518
Shit in his ass instead.

>>5929518
Ahahahaahahahaha

>>5929473

Underrated post, lmao...

>>5929518

swede is that you? Rugz peed in you?

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>>5929518
>fucking without a condom

>>5929466
What is a presumably orthodox Jew doing on gaygen, at the very least /lgbt/? Did watching Eyes Wide Open make you find yourself? lel

>tfw you get them so rekt they drool a little

It's a good feel

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>>5929626
Go bare or dontchu dare, anon.

>>5927797
Because I'm a lazy S A D B O I

>>5929617
who da swede

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how long do you think i will have to look on grindr to find a qt to rail me?

a few days? more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4


check your toilet before sitting on it lest a rat crawls up your butt

>>5929466

Oh! I misunderstood.
Wow! That's impressive. I'm happy for your religion, then. I was wrong.

>>5929535

Far out, man.

>>5929745
rats are my biggest fear now I'm paranoid as hell thanks

>>5927797
Holy shit. Why do I find this guy so creepy looking?

>>5929508
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5929875

hahaha disregard that i suck cocks

>>5929862

he doesn't look human...
looks like artifical intelligence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGCiWIUa8Vo

So many inflexible faggots in this world who are ugly, fat, and mentally ill.
>no flexible pretzel bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIVqFjLH8Ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_2IhxKMx4Q

>>5929462
Wait.

But seriously tho. I saw #twinks4trump a few days ago, but this?

Man I am missing out on a qt twink/twunk nationalist bf.

>>5929617
who is either

would you? http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1458783839371.jpg

or is he too young looking?

>>5930123

not in a million years

i am not a pedophile

>dude tells me I look like a character from an anime he watches
>spends the rest of the night trying to fight me

the fuck just happened?

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>>5930140
magikaru
battoru
TIME

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>>5930245
>tfw no rival to play card games with

It was some guy from Attack on Titan though. I think he thought he was the main character.

>>5930290
Holy fuck do you look like Armin?
post pics

>>5930295
I had to look up which one that one was. I don't actually watch/read that particular series.

>implying I'm that cute

I supposedly remind him of the "what is it Eren?" guy that was all over tumblr.

I just wanted to eat my chips but he kept trying to put me in a headlock.

>>5930310
I figured you'd be a fat as fat ass neckbeard ya fag

>>5930123

He doesn't look that young...

>>5929626
>clean butt with an internet virgin
raw as the tribalmin eats

>>5930310
sounds like he's an erejean shipper and was clumsily trying to hit on you. he sounds way autismal though. run.

>>5930321
jean is supposed to be bony as fuck with a mean-looking horsey face. forever alone spaghetti lord yes, but not fat.

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>>5930321
You're right in that I'm a huge faggot with a shitty diet and I can't really grow decent facial hair, but at least I'm skinnyfat instead of just normal fat.

>>5930340
I had to look up what erejean was. I'm sorry I did.

>bony as fuck
>mean-looking face
>forever alone spaghetti lord

Sounds about right.

Figures the one time a guy hits on me he's weird as fuck.

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>tfw no bf
>tfw gay footfag
>tfw alcoholic
>tfw gay alcoholic footfag with no bf
jdimsa

>>5930428
we can be bfless alcoholics together anon

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>tfw your Twitch husbando doesn't realize you love him and never will
>tfw no qt straight bf

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>your Twitch husbando is straight
>your Twitch husbando doesn't have a Chaturbate channel
>You will NEVER f* you're Twitch husbando

>>5930428
I don't know those feels specifically but it sounds like it really sucks.

>tfw no bf
>tfw hand holdless virgin who chooses to push everyone away by being a humorless dick
>tfw probably have too much emotional baggage to make a good bf anyway
>tfw your university counselor thinks you have "severe depression"
>tfw you're not even sure what the fuck you're doing in college because you're not sure how much longer you can put up with this whole "being alive" thing

I have a guy who thinks we're anime characters tying to arm wrestle me, though. So there's that, I guess.

>>5930447
Can I be in this club?

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>tfw no gay autistic anime bf

>>5930500
erejean is shit tho

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>tfw someone made this for me
http://i.imgur.com/WiDDprP.gifv


hee hee

>tfw no bf to find eggs with and eat chocolate

>>5930527
You can suck my eggs if you want, and eat my chocolate too :)

>>5930533

.... No

>>5930533

>eat my chocolate

dude, gross

>>5930533
Psalm 69: the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs
http://www.sacred-texts.com/oto/lib333.htm

BOYS BOYS BOYS

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how is this for a grindr profile?

and should i have a face or body pic?

>>5930584
>twink
Obviously your face
Everybody knows what a twink's body is like

>>5930593

what if someone recognises me ;~;

>>5930584
Eh frankly you're not consequent(?) enough. Lots of twinklovers will see your lack of a set age (18-20 f.ex) as you wanting to be convinced, especially because of the "um I'm a twinky bottom", which screams "direct me into whatever you want".
You need to really set the bar high but even then people outside of your preferences will contact you but not as many as now. List more things what you're looking for, less about yourself.

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>>5930584
>Um,
stopped reading there

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>>5930603
>>5930615

This better?

>>5930598
>>5930584
hi booger

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>tfw i started listening to a shitty band just because i thought the singer was hot

i thought i was above this

>>5930623
still pretty bad but who cares none reads grindr profiles

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I'm his backup...

>>5930633
don't settle for being the person someone settles for

>>5930623
>I'm a slutty twink bottom looking for dom masc top
See? Even I can do it

>>5930645

how can i be slutty if im a virgin? ;~;

>>5930656
>nobody lies on dating apps

>>5930668

then theyll be expecting me to be confident and skilled, whereas in reality i think id need lots of tummyrubbing and cuddles to enbolden me before we started

;~;

>>5930688
Just prepare, lie down and occasionally moan.

>>5930706

;~;

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>>5930712
>submissive bottoms

>>5930712
I will rub your tummy, bby

Today marks the centennial of when Christ gave his life for Ireland's independence by laying chocolate Easter eggs on the British.

>>5930765

hot

Beg a few friends to go have lunch or dinner, I even offered to pay but no one wants to go.

>sorry anon, I'm having a date or going to my bfs family for Easter

This is such a boring shame. I hate being the only single guy I know

>>5930688
Confidence is easy enough to fake if you get in the right mindset and first times are awkward as shit even for people who are experienced, I'm told.

I was a virgin when I met my boyfriend and he didn't know until after when I told him it was the best sex I'd had but not to get cocky because I didn't have anyone to compare him to.

Just grab life by the balls, my friend.

>you aint been smoking them funny fags again have you dear
lol my nan<3

>>5930123
no doubt 100% ready for the cocks

>>5930623
remove the 'reasonably' and you're good to go. In shape is already a vague enough term

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>tfw no bf
why even life

I'm drunk as shit btw


tfw no bf

>>5930851
Do you have any shame...?

>>5930584
VIRGINIA

>>5930922
literally wasnt tho
i blame my father and his previouse behavior my nan is justified

>this will never smack you in the face
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1458435019157.gif

How do I deal with a smoker?

My bf smokes and I find it unattractive kissing an ash tray, I've tried telling him that I worry about his health because I do but that didnt seem to get him to budge

Any tips on what I could say or do to try and get him to stop? I'm not going to threaten him

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>>5931103
My bf's is hotter. He slaps my face with his dick all the time.

>>5931119
I'm not saying threaten them, but I'm curious if you're actually scared of them because you're in an abusive relationship with someone who is white trash.

I told my ex that I'm currently dating my fwb. I don't know why I did this, but how do I avoid my shitstorm?

>>5931166
No my relationship is great, no abuse, I just want him to stop smoking or do it less

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>>5931103
Large cocks are appealing visually, but they aren't very comfortable unless you have a gaping anus stretched so far a traffic cone can go up your cavity without restriction.

http://i.imgur.com/uic3ToW.jpg

>>5931119

How much does he smoke a day?

>>5931119
Introduce him to the idea of vaping, it's the only thing that got me off of smoking. It's cheaper, tastes/smells better, you can do it as much or as little as you like (instead of a fixed length 7 minutes per cigarette), you would like it if (his clothes, your house, your car, etc.) smelled better, freedom to "smoke" more places, his lungs will be able to support exercise again.

Just pick one or two reasons and try to turn him onto the idea, if it works it doesn't have a strong smell and nothing lingers so you won't even notice he's doing it.

>>5931207
He doesnt smoke too much actually, somedays its a few smokes and some days its zero but he seemed pretty adamant about it when I brought it up last

>>5931119
if you have that much of a problem with him smoking dont just say that you dont like it and you think it is bad bc he isnt going to listen. everyone fucking knows smoking is bad.
have an adult discussion with him about what you want from this relationship.

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>>5931228
Vaping causes lung disease in every study that has been done on it. Not to mention Popcorn Lung.

>>5931228
Thing is he already vapes, he agrees that its cheaper and better but still smokes because "its a different feeling" I dont know if I can win this

>>5931235

>tfw even i have more of a butt than that

for shame

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>>5931244
Do you have lung disease too? I mean if you're sharing useless information might as well explain how unfortunate you are for being retarded as well.

>>5931249

Sorry for interupting "Smoking General" with my gay-related posts

>>5931241
Try to take a small step then, just ask him to switch over to vaping in a place where he usually smokes, like he can only vape in his car, or only vape at his job and can have cigarettes when he gets home, or something like that, just as a challenge. He doesn't have to quit smoking his morning cigarette or while drinking or the "important" ones, just see if you can help him take a step at a time.

>>5931231

Some people are adamant about their habits.

I'm a very light smoker but I always try to be considerate of others so I always brush my teeth afterwards and never do it in the house (and only alone in my car)

Also... I have a really sensitive head. Like, I've messed around with other uncut guys and hey were never sensitive as I am.

Like, if you give me a handjob without my foreskin, t feels like sandpaper. If it's pulled back to far, my frenulum starts to hurt.

Is there anyway to reduce this a little? I'm tired of having to wince in pain and stop people

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>Your childhood crush will never ever be in a loving relationship with you because he's straight

>>5930479
its ok jean anon. you'll find someone who's not an autism to deflower you someday

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Have been doing cardio for years now
Super toned, prominent abs
Sometimes I wonder why I bother because no one will ever see it
I guess I fell for the fitness meme, it has not got me laid ever

>>5931305
did you try uploading your body to grindr

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>>5931276
>Your one true love hates you because you are an awful person.

>19
>kissless virgin

I am doomed for life.

>>5931307
Even if I went on Grindr, theyd have to meet me and realise how boring and autistic I am so why bother

>>5931235
lol what studies
diacetyl has been found in specific flavourings of e-liquid which has been shown previously to be linked to lung disease / popcorn lung. that doesnt mean vaping causes lung disease / popcorn lung, and that doesnt mean any cases of lung disease / popcorn lung as a result of by over exposure to diacetyl from vaping has ever even happened.
basically what happens when you have a new + unregulated market. doesnt say anything about vaping just that e-liquids need regulating.

>>5931321
>Grindr
>caring about your personal traits
they just want to fuck you and dump you in most cases

>>5931293
The kid who thinks he's the guy from attack on titan is texting me now. He got my number somehow.

>>5931314
>tfw you know that feel

I don't even have the courage to download grindr

Every time I see a porn .webm thread on /b/ I want to be the girl. Is that weird?

>>5931327
I actually have Grindr on my phone, but I haven't even set up a profile or anything

Guys in my area are so gross and unattractive, so why should I bother

>>5931336
U a tranny

>>5931321
Grindr exists for one reason, to poz unsuspecting neg holes. Nobody cares what your personality is like.

>>5931354
I thouht for a little bit that I could have been mtf back in like 9th grade.

>>5931329
Is this even a question? Guy 1, duh. Guy 2 has a creepy hairstyle and insecure smile and is probably not stable at all. Not to mention all the Guy 1's pros.

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>tfw no friends, let alone bf

>>5931372
snälla bo i norrköping

>>5931374
sorry mannen

>>5931379
w-where do you live then

>>5931379
Storlien

>>5931382
Stockholm

>>5931329

h-how do I get cute boys to take me to movies?

>>5931386
;__;'

>>5931390
Hire a male escort.

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>>5931390
>tfw no guys takes initiative with me

>>5931391
Dfn ingen söt svensk gv

>>5931384
<3

>>5931390
I-I'll take you and hold your hand during the scary bits

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>>5931410
you're norweigan? o-oh my

>>5931406
Take initiative yourself, anon.

>>5931418
but I always do and the best I can get is an ONS

>>5931422
What is ONS?

>>5931410
hödi argner blördi flakkvanjar, ai?

>märske freji an

>>5931427
one night stand? duh
as in meet up to talk/watch movies/drink/cuddle/fuck then they never want to hear from me again after that

>>5931434
You're just a stepping stone to better guys.

>>5931434
If you don't fuck them then it's not a one night stand. Maybe you'll keep their interest longer if you don't put out so fast.

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>>5931440
thanks for the support

>>5931444
Well it's usually they who approach me and it'd feel werid to flat out refuse it

what ethnicity are you?

>>5931451

I'm white.

>>5931449
Found your problem

No one wants to date someone without a backbone

>>5931451

literally the whitest guy here

>>5931451
half swede half fin

>>5931456
make up your mind for fuck sakes, of course I have tried approaching them (which you said I shouldn't to make them keep interest in me) and if I don't they end up approaching me.

it ends up the same way in both cases

>>5931428
Færoyene ?

>>5931416
Ha, du er i norgetråden titt og ofte

>>5931483
h-haha aa
Did you say you were in stockholm or was that another one?

>>5931491
No, that want me. Om closer to storlien.

>>5931504
o-ok

>>5931504
I am*

>>5931519
I'm not cute anyway, so you're not missing out on much

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>>5931537
maybe you have something else, like straight looks? all gays with straight looks are automatically at least 8/10 for me

>>5931548
That furrowed brow thing that """"masc"""" guys do in photos is really annoying. It's pretty much the male duck face.

>>5931603
Looking concerned/worried is like a super male thing to do though

Just look at any male model, they do the same. It's not just gay mascs who does it

>>5931609
I didn't say it was some exclusive thing done by masc gays.

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>>5931617
yeye whatever, I like it :3

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>>5931630
>yeye
>:3
Of course you do.

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>>5931635
ooo sassy :3c

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>TFW I'm suddenly on track to having a boyfriend.

This happened over the course of maybe 2 weeks. Wtf.

>>5931630

I have no genuine facial expressions what so ever. It's like my face is permanently in bich resting mode.

3199393993 please ;)

>>5931656

sorry you're in Iowa

>>5931412

:3

>no shy bf for loving hugs

>>5931684
GERMANY
E
R
M
A
N
Y

To the guy who said I'm a sex addict: no I'm not. The guy was asleep on my couch because I had a party and invited him to try and get my friend together with him. He got way too drunk and passed out at the end.

>>5931723
N O O N E C A R E S Y O U A U T I S T I C G I N G E R C U N T

>>5931723
>Blah blah blah sex addict

Seek help.

>>5931451

Half Colombian half white mutt

>>5931751
You cared enough to respond. :^)

How does sucking a nice cock feel like?

>>5931773
does denial really help your self-esteem

>>5931774

Feels nice

>>5931775
My self esteem is great. People love me.

>>5931774
I enjoy it more than getting sucked usually. Its almost comforting, especially if his cock is a little sweaty. I'm not sure what that says about me.

>>5931774

uncut cocks have a diff taste
some taste fishy

>>5931808
So cut are better?

>>5931806
What do you mean sweaty lmao?

>>5931828
>So cut are better?

unless you love sardines or something

>>5931828
Sweaty as in sweaty. They were out for the day or came back from the gym and haven't washed yet. Not crazy bo, but just some accumulation. I think it's hot.

>>5931844
My cock does smell really nice when sweaty, but I'm not sure about the taste. Shouldn't be good.

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how does gg feel about polyamory?

>>5931858
Its not significantly different imo. Plus saliva and precum make it taste the same anyways but smell lingers on the body longer, especially if they have pubes. With the right smell I would take a nap in a guys crotch if he'd let me.

>tfw taste my finger after fingering myself
>Doesn't taste too bad, has a bit of a sweet taste

Anyone else ever done that?

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>watches a cute gay movie
>faggot number two is suddenly killed at the end of it then the movie ends

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>>5931881
Anything beyond two people seems greedy to me.

>>5931881
>>>/tumblr/

>>5931881

It's ok.

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>>5931881
Its possible. It needs both partners to be ok with it. No pretending to please the other. It also meeds a strong base. To me this meansat least starting exclusive to build your relationship with your partner. And play safe of course. Because faggots have stds.


Expect at least one person to come here call it degenerate and evil. If you dont like it make it clear early on and except no compromises. Do what's best for you.

>>5931897

there is a reason they say it only smells

in any case I find that if I've already gone to the toilet that day then my boipuss is shitless and anything I stick up there looks clean and only has a slight smell of stinky dinky

>tfw can't find any amateur twink with daddy bear porn

>>5931927
obviously not looking very hard then

>>5931935
How hard am I supposed to look? It's takes so long filtering through all the garbage videos to find the good stuff. It's just frustrating.

>>5931927
i found porn of actual gay actors (all twinks hot as h*ck) spitroasting a tranny as a "guest" ""star"", you aren't just looking hard enough pham

>>5931942
>go to pornhub
>'dad and son'
>???
>profit

>>5931962
90% of it sucks.

>>5931956
This sounds terrible.

>>5931966
search x tube "superchub deepthroated by twink" or something like that

that vid is mah shit

>>5931973
No results.

>>5931973

>an ugly late 20s poo in the loo pleasuring a morbidly obese goober

vomiting_animu_girl.jpg

>>5931966
i am telling you it was hot as h*ck bro. i mean it would be hotter if all of them were twinks but this wasn't bad either since tranny porn has the grossest ill-looking fuccbois ever

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>>5931881
Shota is ban worthy, fyi

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>>5931962
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=58531832

>>5932261
don't be shotaphobic k?

>>5931881
I mean if both parties are 100% okay with it, there's nothing at all wrong with it. the only reason you'd be opposed to that is if your religion forbids it.

but most people. myself included, are far too jealous and protective to be okay with it

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>>5932266
>>5931962
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2014040325&pkey=1194991

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>tfw no bf to shower with

Man, 4Chan. Sometimes it hits me alright.

Being a grotesque manchild half-imitation of a life that never existed - every now and then that twinkle in the eye shows up in a flash photo and makes this Pneumonic Drill wielder consider how little reality matches up to aesthetic ideal. And what's kind of disturbing is others seem to egg me on - they neglect to consider my considerable size and masculinity and the erosion of my face and skin, it seems. And it's bizarre to watch people live vicariously through you when you're dead yourself.

>>5932517
post dik

>>5932530

Nope.

>>5932537
why not

>>5932540

Why would I?

>>5932558
It'd be good for you

>>5932560

I doubt that.

>>5932577
give it a try

>>5932517
>4Chan
>C
leave normie

D E A D G E N

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>>5932426
It gets annoying after awhile though. Like while he's under the hot shower you're left in the cold end of the area waiting. The lathering and kissing is fun but when it comes to getting things done in the end it becomes an inconvenience.

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>>5932607
new gen
>>5932652

Does anyone have any experience with cruising?
There's a well known spot for cruising here but I'm curious as to when you know to enter someones car.
There was a cab following me for a bit and he kept stopping the car when I stopped but I were never completely sure if what I thought was going on was going on or not. So is there some customs or code to understand?

>>5932517

Kind of unrelated, but I wonder whatever happened to Clownshoes, I doubt anyone in here even remembers who that was. Your posting style reminds me a bit of him.

>>5931374
how could you tell the poster was swedish
>>5931386
tja... 18/ stockholm ._.

>>5931451
white, FUNNY enough

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>>5931956
Was that Staxus? I think that one got a lot of feedback from the community.

>>5933120
"a lot of feedback" "from the community"

i cringe at what i just wrote

>>5933130
It did sound a little retarded desu

This isnt reddit

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>>5934114
i know this is sparta

>>5934140
Dang u 30 years old?

>>5931881
This is cute

I've been a top pretty much exclusively for some time now but I was reading a description about some dude giving himself a prostate orgasm and it sounds really intense. Was thinking of giving it a try but I'm not sure where to start.

Any advice?