/mtfg/ - smug

>>5921823
first for farts

>>5921823
SMUG TRAINS SOON

>>5921823
were all the other links dead or what?

>>5921827
nice first

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>>5921830
i condensed them into the 1st link

and ive been in the radio for the past few days to see if anyone even uses it, nobody does

im just making it more pretty

Repost
>5921551
>someone asks yume how to gender
>she just talks about sex
Lol, k
>5921780
Maybe the sandals.
>5921752
Neither is the sane answer you fucking psychopath

>>5921823
Why is the op so small? Those transition timelines are important dude.

>>5921839
They're under Useful Links and Resources.

Does anyone play World of Crackcraft here?

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>>5921839
i put everything in the first link dude

>>5921815
see >>5921841

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Bullshit, no one wants to jack off to a piece of vomit like me. I'm so fucking ugly I don't even know what I was thinking trying to transition, I didn't want to be alive if I had to live forever as a man but its been almost 15 months on hrt and I am the only one now no where near full time so I am going to be living as a man any way till my dying day. I want to fucking hang myself but I don't want to deal with the physical pain it causes.

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>>5921835
good night grey =]

>>5921778
d-do you think I am a smooth operator as well senpai?
did you change the lyrics? I am not smart enough for your shenanigans ;___;

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>>5921823
>>5921823
this is the smuggest pearl I have desu

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Anyone remember smugfag?

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>>5921847
G O A W A Y

>>5921842

My dad is the only one in my family who knows, and he found out by accident. It was a scary moment. But pretty much for the longest time, I've haven't talked to anyone IRL. My friendship with my GY coworker is a fluke, since there's nothing to do at night but clean and talk and she loves to talk about herself.

>>5921847
Sounds to me like you need someone to fly to l.a. and knock your head against a headboard...
...give you some sense

>>5921856
Naw, I think my only lot in life is to bitch at happy people and try to make their life as miserable as mine.

>>5921823
MAKE THE MTFG OP GREAT AGAIN

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FFS WHEN
;-; it'd make me so less crazy if I looked like the pic on the right

also is it realistic to aim for jaw work this extensive? or am I just being retarded as usual?
how much would this alone cost with Bart?

>>5921847
>implying you're the only one

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>>5921851
good night oryx

sweet sweet bedtime farts
;]

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>>5921843
i have a sub but i dont play it that often cus no friends play it

why?
>>5921841
>wat

part of being an unbiased historian is being able to put yourself in the shoes and understand the motives for all peoples

>Weren't they a dictator or something?

well the Peronist party is still the biggest party in Argentina and the most popular and wins most elections. so yeah, he was a dictator. not a bad one though.

"Defenders of Peronism also describe the doctrine as populist, albeit in the sense that they believe it embodies the interests of the masses, and in particular the most vulnerable social strata. Admirers hold Perón in esteem for his administration's anti-imperialism, and non-alignment, as well as its socially progressive initiatives. Amongst other measures introduced by Perón’s governments, social security was made universal, while education was made free to all who qualified, and working students were given one paid week before every major examination. Vast low-income housing projects were created, and paid vacations became standard. All workers (including white-collar employees) were guaranteed free medical care and half of their vacation-trip expenses, and mothers-to-be received three paid months off prior to and after giving birth. Workers’ recreation centers were constructed all over the country, including a vast resort in the lower Sierras de Córdoba that included eight hotels, riding stables, swimming pools, movies, and scores of cabins.[1]"

>>mussolini's fascism

italian fascism was actually pretty great imo. whats your issue with it?

>Its more complicated than that.

not its not, germany tried to sue for peace over and over and over when they got austria, sudentenland, east prussia, and silesia

>I'm not so sure actually.

they had a hand in it, they just didnt have to shed blood

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>>5921843
Play a better mmo :^)
>>5921858
My whole immediate family knows except for my step siblings. I should come out to them next time I see them. I was pretty scared too but they're all okay with it so far. How did your dad handle it?
At least it's kinda working, I hope you can make more, better friends soon!

>>5921860
I don't need anything but $50,000 cash. If I had that in my bank I would fuck off to Thailand for six months and get my body rebuilt with plastic surgery and come back a knock out hottie to torture all the jerks here.

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My face getting better after ffs

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>>5921871
>Play a better mmo :^)
>ERP Sim 2014

>>5921870
>lol whats wrong with fascism?? xP
>>>tumblr

Does arousal go down or change while on HRT? I've heard it does and it doesn't. I hate getting turned on, I wish I could cut off my hand and my dick pretty often because I hate it so much.

>>5921873
how can you even afford it? what r u 16?

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>>5921871

Oh, I have friends. There's a couple who've gotten me through some hard times, but I only know them online.

At first he was like "so, you want to be a woman, huh?" but then he started studying psychology and got a bit better about it. I think he suspected for awhile, though, because he'd asked if I was gay, and I saw him looking at some odd pages on his phone one time.

>>5921887
Im 28... Started hrt at 25

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>>5921872

>>5921873
Nice! Glad you seem to be feeling good about it.

>>5921886
Some people claim little change, but for most it will die off pretty quick.

>>5921886
when did you start?
it stopped after 3 months completely for me. came back a little after 8 months, and normalized after srs

>>5921894
Jobs are impossible to get though you jerk. You think I haven't exhausted every fucking avenue to get a job, of course I have.

>>5921886
im only a week in and my sex drive is wayy down already

>>5921873
you look amazing

>>5921887

shes in her late 20s and does office work for logistics.

>>5921873

Did u get implants?

kayla being retarded & shitting up other threads, part 8886

this episode - kayla's advice on passing: >>5921724

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Speaking of Nazis:

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/03/microsoft-terminates-its-tay-ai-chatbot-after-she-turns-into-a-nazi/

Lel.

>>5921791
So basically 'some people are retarded'?

I've had literally zero issues keeping patches on once I learned which areas they'd get fucked over. I replace it every 3 1/2 days, roughly (doesn't even matter since every patch has enough E on it for 5 days~, but it gets inconsistent toward the end); on Thursday after my morning shower + dry (like, 9:30 AMish) and Sunday right before dinner time. Works for me.

Worst problems I've had were some minor fraying around the edges, and the one or two times they've been 'close' to falling off I've replaced them early and went back to my normal schedule. I might switch to something else later down the road, but as-is with my kinda sedentary lifestyle it's fine.

>>5921807
> and in the right way.

What is the 'right way' to replace patches? I rotate four different areas of my butt that I know work, two on each cheek, switching cheeks every replacement. Anything else I should be doing?

>>5921870
>germany tried to sue for peace over and over and over when they got austria, sudentenland, east prussia, and silesia
This is all just an elaborate act right? You don't honestly believe what you're typing?

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>>5921888
All of my friends are online too, it's okay
I'm glad he's okay with it though, having family support is really important. Are you gonna tell anyone else?

Yume should defect to north korea. What is she doing living in oregon or whatever? Arent they one of the most socialist states in the u.s.?

>>5921896
You've hardly explored any avenues. You just look down them and think about how hard it looks to walk down them and give up and come here to whine.

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>>5921823
*smug intensifies*

>>5921902

She's right on that one, tho

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>>5921900
Not yet. 4 months left.

>>5921870
>whats your issue with it?

My problem with it is not its inherent authoritarianism, but its propensity to be led by idiots: see Mussolini.

>not its not, germany tried to sue for peace over and over and over when they got austria, sudentenland, east prussia, and silesia

The issue was over Poland. Chamberlain sent them a simple demand: no Poland, no war. Hitler rejected it.

>they had a hand in it, they just didnt have to shed blood

It was an influence but I think that the strength of the French Communists was a large factor - they eventually were even part of the post-war cabinet until the Americans forced the French to chuck them out.

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Any one here into good ol point and click games?

I just played through this one yesterday and its one of the most comfy and beautiful games ive ever played

Can someone halp a girl out?

How do I find an informed consent clinic near me?
I tried putting it into my iphone but it only shows me one in NYC?

Is there an easy way to locate one near me :(?

>>5921915
I applied to every job in sight and only got a few interviews that didn't go anywhere so no, jobs are impossible to get without help. You probably had your job handed to you by a friend or family member so you have no right to lecture me on getting employment since you didn't have to work to get it.

>>5921895
Haven't started yet. Was just wondering other people's experiences before I start
>>5921899
Alright that's what I was hoping to hear.

>>5921928
Someone post the screencap of Kayla saying she lied about those interviews

>>5921921
*clocks you*

>>5921871
I've dumped over 2000 hours into FFXIV and I feel like I've accomplished nothing

>>5921873
ffs-anon, did your situation improve due to healing from FFS, or action on your part? I'm curious if you'd rescind your comments on Bart at this juncture.

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>>5921879
please don't reply to me
>>5921886
i can cum 5 times a day

ive been on hrt for 3 years
>>5921914
who said i wasn't a socialist?
>>5921905
Straight after the fall of france Hitler offered total cessation of the war in the West. Germany would evacuate all of France except Alsace and Lorraine, which would remain German. It would evacuate Holland and Belgium, retaining Luxembourg. It would evacuate Norway and Denmark. In short, Hitler offered to withdraw from Western Europe, except for the two French provinces and Luxembourg [Luxembourg was never a French province, but an independent state of ethnically German origin], in return for which Great Britain would agree to assume an attitude of benevolent neutrality towards Germany as it unfolded its plans in Eastern Europe. In addition, the Fuhrer was ready to withdraw from Yugoslavia and Greece. German troops would be evacuated from the Mediterranean generally and Hitler would use his good offices to arrange a settlement of the Mediterranean conflict between Britain and Italy. No belligerent or neutral country would be entitled to demand reparations from any other country, he specified.
The proposal contained many other points, including plans for plebiscites and population exchanges where these might be necessitated by shifts in population that has resulted from the military action in Western Europe and the Balkans. But the versions circulating in authoritative circles all agree on the basic points outlined above.

>>5921925
I like point and clicks but havent had a chance to get into them yet. I dont wanna play shitty dos games so the only point and clicks I've enjoyed have been mystery and horror flash games on newgrounds. The format is really fun tho, I'll check this one out.

>>5921936
The treadmill is working just as planned

>>5921935
triggered

>>5921935
Ok? I know I don't pass thats why I'm doing all those surgeries...

>>5921923
>My problem with it is not its inherent authoritarianism, but its propensity to be led by idiots: see Mussolini.

mussolini was an idiot yeah. peron wasn't though

>The issue was over Poland. Chamberlain sent them a simple demand: no Poland, no war. Hitler rejected it.

see this post >>5921940

>>5921923
u could say the same thing about all the countries the soviet union turned communist or all the monarchies napoleon overturned

>>5921921
i would kill for your browbone

remember that kayla is here to make our lives horrible

helllo

>>5921873
To be honest, I think the major thing dragging you down is your drug habit.

You have druggie eyes desu. Reminds me of one of my old roommates to be honest.

>>5921940
Do you think the holocaust happened

>>5921954
A 50/50 chance ain't great.

>see this post >>5921940

After we had sacrificed soldiers to stop fascism we couldn't suddenly stop. It'd be hypocritical.

>>5921959
Hi Anna. Its bad here right now. Make it better?

>>5921939
My opinion about his work got better but I still am angry about what he did to me hairline. But yeah I look cuter every passing month. Maybe I Will do my chin/jaw/ears with him.

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>>5921961
yes but it was less than 6 million and many facts are embellished and the soviets purposefully made it look worse than it was

it did happen though and it was still horrible

i am a zionist
>>5921966
ww2 wasn't about stopping fascism, people said that after the fact. it was just europe being europe fighting wars like we always had

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my friend cancelled on me so i think im gonna be posting a lot tonight

*puts on sissy wig and panties and fires up the posting machine*

>>5921940
I can't even comprehend the level of stupidity this post took to write.

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> Tfw you still have hope for the future.
> Tfw despite life and reality trying to crush you at every turn, at least my transition has a chance of being successful, even if the rest of my life isn't.

Feels... mixed. If I can eke out this one victory I think everything else will fall into place.

>>5921891
damn.. inspiring

>>5921973
After 1941 it became about fascism.

See the Atlantic Charter.

Where to find ffs prices?

>tfw constantly wonder if my friends secretly dislike me and only stay friends with me out of pity
>>5921958
Jfc just filter her if you don't want to see her posts.
>>5921959
How are you anne?

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>>5921945
i find them so relaxing sometimes. this company in particular always makes the most gorgeous atmospheres for their games.

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>>5921961

>>5921950
One day I'll have a glowing pony

>>5921960
I dont do drugs. Drugged eyes are from ffs' swelling

>>5921921
your face is totally fem but your hair is still a bit masc. I've lost a lot of hair too but it can be fixed somewhat.

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>>5921984
again, after the fact. muh moralism

churchill should've accepted hitler's peace offering after taking france, the war would've instantly ended and germany would've just had their post war borders
>>5921977
good job refuting my point :- )

>>5921967
whats wrong with it

>>5921988
i just did a lot of walking and my feet hurt but life is alright

>>5921988
>tfw can't filter Kayla in clover

>>5921928
I have literally sent hundreds of applications and resumes. My current job was honestly not too hard to get, but it came after many other attempts and some serious settling. But the pay is crap and I need a 2nd job because I will never afford the things I want/need otherwise. I'm applying and interviewing weekly and you'd think I have one by now but I don't, but that's the way life is so I keep applying. I actually give a fuck about this, enough to push myself waaay out of the comfort zone you refuse to leave.

>>5921989
love these games. If I remember correctly the game dev got a b- from his teacher for creating samorost 1 lol...

>>5921973
>i am a zionist

D R O P P E D

impressed by your knowledge tho

>>5921998
But Germany would have been powerful and the balance of power still unequal.

Besides w-why do you hate post-ww1 &2 germany

>>5921986
Just look at the list price for a new Ferrari, should be close enough. I bet all of you can afford it too with your magic money.

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>>5921996
You say? My hairloss is gigantic. At this point i don't know if it was worth it.

>>5922012
Can you go 30 seconds without being a bitch to everyone else?

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>>5922012
>ffs costs as much as a Ferrari

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>>5922011
a german nation without nationalism is not a german nation

bismark would is rolling in his grave right now

and wtf does balance of power matter, nothing is or ever will be equal in europe.
>>5922009
im only a zionist because I'm a nationalist and by virtue of being a nationalist i have to support all people's right to self-determination and a homeland

>>5921921

Solution: move to germany where beauty standards are lower.

>>5922013
You'll just have to cover your shame with bangs.

>>5922020
>and wtf does balance of power matter, nothing is or ever will be equal in europe.

Exactly. Which is why we need a pan-nationalist European Federation to safeguard Europe from her enemies.

>>5921973
>i am a zionist
Shit man I've just never even dropped someone so hard.
>>5921999
Yume and kayla basically.

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>>5922021
What's with this hate for Germany? Are the kikes posting again?

>>5922021
I like it here. No muslims.

>>5921906

Well, I can't hide it forever, now can I?
To be honest, I'm afraid of telling my mom. She's going to hate herself.

>>5922008
what that is hilarious. fucking school

>>5922013
did you try a hair transplant or scalp advancement?

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>>5922018
>>5922012
Just got this today from my consult 2 days ago.

I don't want rhino.. He says I don't need it.. But won't stop me spending money

>>5922023
Bangs are literary a combover at this point.

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>>5922026
confederation

fucking european federalists make me sick
>>5922028
I don't support the state of Israel, but I am a Zionist as in I support a homeland for the Jews.

>>5922036
yeah lol, I'm sure he paid off his student loans with the games revenue so it's good.

>>5922021
>where beauty standards are lower.

I really wish that was true. theyre pretty high here. At least if youre white.

>>5922031
w-will you accept native germans when things blow over?

>>5922026
mainland europe is dead anyway. the enemies are already inside.

>>5922043
That is what I meant: A single, united, conservative, pan-nationalist Europe with strong regional governments.

>>5922039
My hairs are too thin for hair-transplant. Hairline adv. can move only middle part and i need to move my sides.

>>5922041
>$37,000
>rich people money
fuck you, filtered

>>5922043
>supporting stupid religious bullshit like a specific creeds right to own their own homeland
You are literally supporting theocracy, which is the worst shit in the world by the way.
Oh! And i couldn't cash my check today because banks close on good friday! Fuck all religious nutheads, fuck stupid fucking holidays.
I jusy want to burn some churches.

>>5922041
>$36,000

pls don't burn your wallet, its not like the petroleum sector is doing ok these days.

>>5922028
oh i would't know i got them filtered

>>5922041
wow i want to go to spiegel but thought i would need like 26k for forehead and rhino so i started looking at zukowski instead but 18k+fees is more doable

>>5922042
hey your hairline can be fixed, your face is fine as hell. I hope ffs turns out that good for me.

>>5922057
Hahah..
I can't afford it
I'm taking a 5 year loan, retard

>>5922052
>conservative
I agree otherwise, I'd love to see a more federal EU

Why do you want do exactly? Your face look fine.

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>>5922052
>A single

sure

>united

to a degree, sure

>conservative

well no reason to be dogmatic, they vote in who they vote in

>pan-nationalist Europe with strong regional governments.

yeah ok
>>5922058
ROFL tips

>>5922060
Anna i can't filter on clover ;_;

>>5922061
dr z does not do type 3 so I would really consider looking elsewhere

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>>5922058
Calm down heretic.

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>>5922057
Kayla, go to bed, you're drunk again.

Seriously, can someone expel Kayla to Susan's? She's literally just a gigantic ball of negativity, even when other people are making positive steps in their life she still disparages them for being fortunate (even if they aren't and worked their ass off to get there), or scum.

>>5922053
just get a wig then, are you sure they are too small for fue or strip method?

>>5922059
They can't repo my face...

>>5922070
It must be united to be maintained and conservative to avoid islamo-fascism, regressive leftism and an over-dependence on government.

>>5922075
ooooooh ok ty. i might go to bart too if i get my rhino done separately

>>5922063
But I just told you why it can't be fixed.

>>5922079
She's been doing this for 7 years. She's not going anywhere.

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>>5922074
im so sorry

>>5922057
Will you fucking kill yourself already and do the world a favor?

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>>5922082
i dont think it has to be conservative to achieve that

nationalism achieves that instantly

you can be left wing and be nationalist

>>5922089
What have you been up to lately

>>5922082
>conservative to avoid islamo-fascism, regressive leftism
You don't have to be conservative to avoid those things, you just have to not be insane.

>>5922087
just filter / ignore her and stop replying.

>>5922080
I righter kill myself that wear a wig. Im in my 20 damnit!

>>5922092
Leftwing nationalism is a poison. It leads to Mugabe, Strasser and Stalin.

Nationalism and Conservatism are little different.

>>5922087
Holy shit I always wondered how she could waste her time here when most of us obviously hate her by now but if thats true...there is simply no hope for her.

>>5922079
I tried susans and even went to their chat and posted a pic and low and behold they all called me passing, so I don't need to be lied to from those hon fucks.

>>5922087
I will grow up and quit this when someone finally agrees that transition doesn't work and only people who were feminine looking pre hrt will pass, thus transition isn't a real cure or treatment and should be removed from all tangible means of healthcare and better research should go for trans people like me to make me accept my disgusting maleness.

>>5922103
nothing wrong with hormones

>>5922094
livin dat city life w/ my best most perfect lover-friend

also im getting a vaginer

>>5922103
Okay I agree with you completely.
Now keep your word.

Tomorrow is my first day driving. I hope I don't crash the car.

>>5922097
I did. Filtering does jackshit. You know instantly when Kyler or Eminem or that fatass yume enters the thread because it all goes to shit instantly.

>>5922101
Kayla, or better yet Eliot has been trolling on 420's /cd for the longest time before migrating here to stir shit up. The issue is that with the churn of new faces, there simply isn't a consensus regarding ignoring him. Last time he made that trip collage that made so many people leave in disgust.

>>5922103
> then someone finally agrees that transition doesn't work and only people who were feminine looking pre hrt will pass, thus transition isn't a real cure or treatment and should be removed from all tangible means of healthcare and better research should go for trans people like me to make me accept my disgusting maleness.
> This procedure cures 50% of patients of all symptoms.
> Let's never use it, because who cares about the 50% who could be cured!

Imagine if you were in charge of cancer therapy, or HIV treatment. Jesus christ what is wrong with you?

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>>5922099
leftwing nationalism leads to hitler, mussolini, franco, peron, mosley

mugabe, stalin = these are international communists (mugabe was just a straight up racist, not a nationalist they are not the same thing)

strasser = eh i have no problems with strasser

i know they're different, but im saying nationalism is the only thing that will stop the spread of islamo-fascism and the destruction of western values. fucking neo-conservatives don't have a problem with letting in tons of islamic immigrants at alarming rates, and they don't care about their nation they're globalists.

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>>5922103
Oh go away you sissy fetishist.

>>5922041
oh wow
so if I only got mandible recontouring it'd only be $14K? does that cover only the chin, or the whole jaw? I've got $5600 in savings already...

>>5922117
>Neo-Conservatives

Those are blockheads but we don't have those here. Well, there aren't many.

>>5922113
That first part is very accurate.

>>5922081
huh
that's an excellent point I hadn't considered
how easy is it to get a loan that size? I guess being a NEET living with parents + zero credit history won't help me...

>>5922113
maybe put a filter list in the op or some shit idk

>>5922113
>I did. Filtering does jackshit. You know instantly when Kyler or Eminem or that fatass yume enters the thread because it all goes to shit instantly.
It's pretty bad. I'm tempted to turn on recursive filtering, but then there just isn't a thread anymore. I don't even know why people keep responding.

>>5922114
People with cancer don't go showing off their faces and bragging about getting fucked and passing. This is strictly a problem in the trans community. Passers cause non passers to commit suicide so you have blood on your hands you fucking murderer.

Does anyone here make music? Do you sing or play an instrument?

I've been playing guitar to help me cope.

>>5922130
I've been building my credit since I realized it was too late to save in a reasonable amount of time

I have one lined up for 5-6 years at 4% interest.

Just find personal medical loans

>>5922121
Essentially yes, plus a week of transport/hotel stay/food

>>5922135
So your life goal is to become a murderer?

>>5922137
yes. i play a bunch of stuff and write/ record music and have played in bands for the last 15 years and have a band and its all well and good

>>5922141
my life goal is to be able to feel comfortable in my skin, not brag and shit on other ugly trans people like passers do

>>5922133
The point is that I shouldn't have to.

>>5922134
This general was always a playground for fuck-ups who would get banned anywhere else in a heartbeat. Eliot, that scat fetishist, Eminem, lain-anon, hongie, the list just fucking goes on and on.

>>5922135
> I have blood on my hands for being happy and lucking out on the genetic lottery and/or deciding earlier.

So basically I should be miserable like the lot of you.

>>5922137
I make some electronic stuff, experimental/progressive trance. Don't think I can help ya with the guitar stuff. :c

https://soundcloud.com/as_oilrig/sets/derrrrrrp

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>>5922124
my point still stands, tories don't have a problem with mass immigration

nationalist parties cut it out
>>5922134
because anon's are irrelevant like yourself and this is basically just a chatroom between tripfags, namefags, and personafags

if u haven't realised this yet ur like double digit iq
>>5922137
i dont think its considered making music i just edit songs

>>5922146
You do that anyways.

>>5922148
No, you shouldn't come here at all, especially just to brag but you are a heartless worm so I don't think people like you care how many deaths you cause because you had to share your fun passing life stories to people like me who are so ugly they haven't even ever had the warm embrace of another human being.

Alrighty, so I've been lurking for a long while. Time to get a trip.

>>5922135
This is tumblr tier complaining. People don't share their success to make those who aren't succeeding feel worse about themselves. People share their success because it's important to them and people like to share things that are important to them.

Which bank should I change to?
>>5922150
>tories don't have a problem with mass immigration

Most Tories do.

>>5922146
You shit on non passing trans people all the time stop fucking lying
Jesus you're honestly one of the worst human beings I've ever interacted with

>>5922108
Yea you told me. When? Who? Are you excited? Ready to wear bikinis?

>>5922155
Who the fuck would ever put you in charge? This is /mtfg/ not non-passers generally and certainly not Kayla general.

>>5922155
Please fucking kill yourself

>>5922140
shit that might actually be within my reach if I put in all my savings plus persuade my family to chip in

how much do prices vary from surgeon to surgeon? excluding the super fancy options like Deschamps. I'm in the EU so it's probably Bart for me. And can you really just go for just one procedure at a time? or are you expected to get a whole bunch at once (which I couldn't afford)?

>>5922147
we need it at this point this general is so shitty in comparison to pretty every general

>>5922155
oh my god shut UP

>>5922163
I am pretty certain there are plenty of non passers who are sick of people like you bragging. Life as a trans person never gets better for those of us who can't pass.

>>5922156
How do you even get a trip. I've also been here for a while

>>5922166
I am going to bart in august. spiegel seems to be way more expensive than bart is.
e.g rhino is lik 4,3k€ for me.

>>5922162
i still dont know what doc

im not rlly into bikinis tho, i like my one piece well enough

>>5922155
Oh, I didn't realize this was '/upg/', unpassing general. I thought this thread was for all MtFs? Not just those you arbitrarily dictate can or cannot enter into your pearly-gated thread.

And it's not about bragging. It's about hope. Without that positivity, not bragging, for instance, Faye and Edie's lesbian schenanigans, this thread would be nothing but the blackest of despair. I'd go to your average trans support group for that, or Susan's if I wanted to go to the stage immediately after.

>>5922177
name##password (use anything) to generate one

>>5922172
wtf I don't pass I only got a few months under my belt.
Passers are great to have because they can give advice. Something you always ignore.

>>5922179
H E R E S Y!

NO BIKINIS? IF YOU'RE FLAT, THAT'S ACCEPTABLE. IF YOU'RE WELL-ENDOWED I BETTER SEE PICS OF YOU IN A BIKINI THIS SUMMER, OR ELSE.

>>5922177
In the name field put
Name#SomePassword
I thunk secure tripcodes are two pound signs instead of one, idk.

>>5922179
I bought a bikini for this summer. I'm just gonna tuck it out. I actually feel more perverted in a one piece for some reason?
Idk I'm excited for yu tho. Another lil girl growin up.

>>5922156
Welcome! Even tho you've been here a while.

>>5922187
I have some advice for you, stop replying to her your talking to a brick wall

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>>5922191

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>all these people complaining about the meta of the general

ITS FUCKING 4CHAN WHO THE FUCK CARES HOLY SHIT LMFAO

KAYLA IS A TROLL. IT WAS A BIT AT FIRST, BUT ITS NOT ANYMORE. KAYLA IS THE MOST FUCKING DEDICATED PERMA-TROLL AND ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING DIFFICULT. ITS CLEARLY ALL A FUCKING MEME YA DIPS. IT HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE. IF YOU'VE BEEN HERE SINCE BEFORE /cd/ YOU'D FUCKING REALISE HOW SHE'S JUST SLOWLY GOTTEN MORE AND MORE AND MORE RIDICULOUS

STUPID PUTA LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

>>5922160
not the tories who get in office :c
>>5922177
>>5922186
new as fuck

back to le ddit

>>5922197
You are right.
When it goes on too long I sometimes stop being able to ignore it.

>>5922207
why do you quote me you muppet

Srsly which bank should I move my money to

>>5922207
Probs because bloody lefties throw a temper tantrum in parliament ;~~;

>>5922191
this summer? nah, i just started swimming again after like 5 years without it lol
still not gonna do a bikini tho

>>5922194
yeah? idk the onesie is just really comfy to me. and covers more so i dont have to worry about sunburn on me belly
> Another lil girl growin up.
oh gosh
yeha i plan on picking a surgeon next month and scheduling at some point this year. its so daunting and weird even that its actuallly a possibility for me even. i had just resigned myself to the idea that i was never gonna be able to get it

>>5922187
>Passers are great to have because they can give advice
Passers never give advice. All they say is "work harder" even though they are part of the 1% who live like royalty going on vacation and plane trips every month and getting designer cosmetic surgery like it was no big deal. Face it, passers are only here to show off and make themselves feel better by getting showered in compliments.

>>5922219
I'm happy for you. I teared up a little, to be honest.

I'm still like a year away from SRS, at best.

>>5922219
>yeha i plan on picking a surgeon next month and scheduling at some point this year.

I am so happy for you!
if you have questions or want to talk about it youre always welcome to poke me.

>>5922215
>A tory majority government is somehow not responsible
Do you even westminster

im very unsmug right now

>>5922227
Passers only tell you to "work harder" because you might be one of the laziest and most self absorbed asshats on the planet.

>>5922233
Everything is Corbyn's fault, don't you understand!

>>5922227

yume doesn't pass at all but she's not as bitter as you.

>people talking about getting srs like it was no big deal
I will never be able to afford it meanwhile everyone else gets to buy the happiness having the right genitals gives. I fucking wish all of you death.

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>>5922214
oops lol
>>5922215
idk man

id probably vote for tories too desu if i lived there
>>5922241
im just a femboy

why can't kayla be happy?

> Tfw parents told me that they'd happily spend $40k on FFS for me a few weeks ago.

How do I adequately show them how much I love them? I broke down when he told me, lots of hugging and crying occured.

I'm not even going to need $40k for FFS since I really just need type-3 and a brow lift.

>>5922233
There are 330 Conservatives. That is a pretty small majority of 17 and if even like 10 are pro-immigration then a proposed law could fail.

>>5922227
Have you considered, I dunno, working harder for once?

>>5922247
>im just a femboy

your an ugly man. all your pictures show this.

>>5922098
>ffs-anon
I feel the same, don't know what to say.

they're gonna not give me a letter of recommendation for FFS because of my BPD and OCD, aren't they

can I get it anyway by waving money under the surgeon's nose or is it mandatory to have a letter?

>>5922247
looks like yuyushiki on the back of that magazine

>>5922252
That's what the whip is for

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>>5922254
damn.................................... got me

someone is jelly of my femboy priv

>>5922254
Kayla, you dropped your trip.

>>5922247
I dunno what you look like, but you have a good attitude from the many months I've browsed this thread. You deserve to be happy, and even if I personally am miserable for the rest of my life, I hope you aren't.

>>5922228
>I teared up a little, to be honest.
damn i havent even teared up over it yet lol

>>5922242
lol eat shit

>>5922229
you went to suporn right? im most likey gonna try and go with him

>>5922253
I am working my ass off to make a dime, to finish school, and to make sure I never run out of hrt. Its not like I can make tens of thousands of dollars like everyone else is.

>Tfw will never cuddle adorable femboy yume
>>5922262
And whips can fail.

Trying this

>>5922268
You eat shit, all you ever do here is brag.

>>5922268
>you went to suporn right? im most likey gonna try and go with him

yes. hes great.
but his waiting times have exploded. if you book now you wont get an appointment before June 2017

>>5922272
Shitpost successful!

New rule ladies: no one respond to the blatant troll.

Testing trips, I'll get a better one soon^TM.

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>>5922266
this is me

im a femmeboi :3

>>5922284
Hasn't been tripping for five minutes and already making up shitty rules.
Filtered.

>>5922286
Oh yeah, you look like you're a 12-year-old boy desu because of the hairstyle, borderline passable, but totally androgynous unless your voice is really deep.

No joke. If you grew your hair out you'd def pass.

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good lord the cognitive dissonance in some people here, why the fuck would you support right-wingers when you're a tranny

and no "because sjw are retarded" is not a correct answer, being contrarian is dumb

>>5922284

No one respond to NOHRIAN SCUM

>>5922286
you're a fatboi :3

probably of swedish background

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>>5922284
Even indirect responses?

>>5922284
Oh so because I don't pass like everyone else I am a troll? Nice fucking meaness you bitch, sorry I didn't have everything handed to me on a silver platter like you do in order to pass and be happy. You think I want to be this ugly and sad, think again, I want to be happy too, I want to listen to music and read books and watch movies and hang out with people, I want to be a real human but no I can't do anything but cry or scream because I am an ugly fucking man.

>>5922286

FATTTTT

>>5922286
No you're a porker.

>>5922269
I try to be an understanding person but you need to control what you say here. We are all struggling to make money, you are delusional if you think otherwise. If you are suicidal then you should know what the effects of the the things you say on others who are the same. We can never gain recognition or momentum as a movement if our own community destroys itself from the inside out first. Go see a therapist.

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OINK OINK!

>>5922300
How does it feel knowing that nobody loves you and you'll never be happy?

>>5922292
lmao jfc

>>5922292
She looks like a girl. Not all girls are beautiful, if I saw yume in the street I would just think she's an average girl. She should probably lose a bit of weight.
>>5922293
Agreed, they've just spent too much time on /pol/.

>>5922284
>New rule ladies: no one respond to the blatant troll.

newfags dont get to make rules.

>>5922278
that's not as bad as i thought. i'm not in a rush. as long as i can book within the next 6 months i'll be on track. it's okay if i have to wait a year, or two even.

only thin i really don't know about with any surgeon are the prices. thats not really the deciding factor but i just wanna know more before i make the final choice. i've been really lazy about doing my research tho lol

>all these literally who trips shading yume
k

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>>5922310

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>tfw impulsively bought fallout boy awol nation tickets

>>5922315
Actually all angle pics aside, yume looks like a 50 year old woman.

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>>5922299

In all honesty, even that fuels the fire. They want attention, they want to be validated. If they don't get it, they'll go where they can.

I recommend Tumblr.

>>5922309
Tell that to the people who constantly brag about going on plane trips or passing or having sex or getting surgery to pass regardless of the fact its impossible for a person like me to afford surgery because this country is a fucking bullshit lie when it comes to freedom to make a dollar. The trans community should be nothing but complaining or else it would be just a bunch of cis looking women bragging about their facial ascetics and dates.

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>>5922300
jesus christ

>>5922317
It's a good rule though, I wish more people would follow it

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>>5922292
ive been passing since like 4 months on HRT, I've been on HRT for 3 years

i used to look like this 1.5 years ago but i got pretty dysphoric looking like this so i cut my hair dyed it black and gained some weight

p happy where i am now :3
>>5922301
>>5922303
>>5922297
tfw you'll never be a pig girl and get fucked

o-oinku~

also im arabic

>>5922286

Yume's lie: I was very passing and i passed too much that i didn't like it so i decided to gain weight to become a fat... i mean... a femboi :>

>>5922322
stfu Harry Potter villain, stop trying so hard to be relevant

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>>5922286
I hate to break it to you Yume but you're a total girl, nothing boyish about you.

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>>5922329
Not like a failed SG?

>>5922320
I paid 12.500€ for surgery alone
its probably like 5-10% more expensive now tho.


>>5922293
>why the fuck would you support right-wingers when you're a tranny
because rightwingers are the only ones that dont import people that literally want to stone me. Also, not all rightwingers are literally hitler. In fact, Ive never gotten shit from my friends, even though most of them are conservatives.

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filter kayla and suddenly half the posts are missing

>>5922312
Makes me feel like no one else should have love either. I mean why does everyone else have the right to love and I don't? Oh wait its because I look like vomit, well I can't control my genetics. I shouldn't have to suffer for shit I can't control.

>>5922337

Yume's second lie: I pass!!! (even though i have a FUCKING SQUARE HEAD and a man jaw

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>>5922339
i cant believe u would be so mean to a little girl anon

>>5922337
turn on the light you pussy

you look 100% like a teenage boy

>>5922322
what does shading mean in this context?
english is not my first language

>>5922350
its a good feeling

>>5922337
>I've been on HRT for 3 years

How does it feel to travel the country leeching off people who are desperate themselves and forcing them into being evicted?

How are you wasting your Friday night, /mtfg/?

>>5922357
Shading as in following and/or hounding yume. Presumably from shadows.

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hey look mtfg! it's me and my gf~ she's the dog with brown hair~

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>>5922345
Why is this not considered animal abuse?

>>5922357
throwing shade, like being catty or whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2lEtUqxg44

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>>5922329
not really desu
>>5922338
thats what happened though

im a chubby chaser didnt u know that? i love chubby girls and guys :3
>>5922340
im a femboy
>>5922352
i transitioned in the south and never got clocked and haven't gotten clocked in 3 years :- )
>>5922361
:- )

>>5922327
Neato

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>>5922353
>yume
>little girl
what drugs are you on? gimme some lol

>>5922362
wallowing in a pit of anxiety and wondering if I'll ever enjoy my hobbies again

>>5922366
Whores have no rights.

>>5922348
thats a bit less than i thought. even with an extra 10%. neato.

>>5922362
gonna shred 'tar and order food and watch a movie till my roomate gets home from work and probbly get high and watch the sunset w/her

>>5922368
yume you're so cute~ ahhhh kiss me!!! so soft and nice. I can't wait for you to fuck me!

>>5922362
Lying in bed, feeling vague anxiety.

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>>5922368
CORRRRRRL???

>all people jealous of Yume

Honestly the most passable transgirl I've met in real life.

>>5922332
think about what you just said.

>>5922286
You're a joke is what you are.

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>>5922368

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>>5922355
that image was 4 months on E :3

remember I'm 5'3 so im tiny
>>5922393
who???
>>5922399
that's all ive ever wanted to be desu
>>5922389
<3 cutie

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>>5922368
KORL!!

>>5922293
They think they pass so it isn't a stretch.

>>5922367
thank you.
you should come teach at my university.
Id come to your lectures.

>>5922404
you're a cute little piggy with the face of carl grimes :3

>>5921973
>trans Nazi
You do realize that trans people were literally sent to the gas chambers, right?

I like yume....

>>5922393

Trip on yume.

>>5922393
We used to have trans girls that actually passed but they got chased away and now we have yumes and kaylas.

>>5922418
They couldn't tell you apart from the gays come on!

>>5922393
No one is being jealous of him, stop being delusional faggot.

>>5922395
Think about what? Everyone in these threads besides me is happy and living their life. Meanwhile my life is like dragging my soul though a bed of hot embers while Satan fist fucks my eye sockets.

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>>5922417
idk who that is
>>5922418
did u miss the post where i said im a Social Justicalist?
>>5922419
bad move

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Just got back from Batman vs. Superman
I have never been more let down. Warner Bros. are clearly in panic mode when it comes to movies.
Such a shame after how much I loved Man of Steel.

>>5922423
there were only ever like three people who passed here, the rest just go to /soc/ and bait

>got to grocery store
>big sweater, guys jeans, no purse
>checking out
>"dad is that a girl"
>afraid to look, it's going to be me
>look to see little girl is staring at me
>her dad says "of course it is sweetie"

I hate public

>>5922419
Some people here like ugly terrorists and racists. Can't stop anyone from having shit taste.

>>5922430
>Everyone in these threads besides me is happy and living their life.

I am not.
And I am pretty sure I am not you either

>>5922435
edie is going to make you from a girl into a woman bb

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>>5922432
I've been shitposting on /co for the past two days. It's glorious..

>>5922423
Please tell me what /mtfg/ used to be like a few years ago.

Tbh I only started lurking here about 6 months ago. I was on 4chan but not here due to denial.

>all these salty hons being jelly of yume

>>5922433
More passed and they got chased away. Not everyone is in your femboy cross dresser club.

>you will never be yume

>>5922438
Bullshit, you are full time and post op, you should be happy as fuck or are just lying about being unhappy so you seem humble.

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>>5922446
I've been here since /cd/ so has Kayla. It's basically always been like this. Not much has changed but the "power players" have changed and switched.

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>>5922435
>when kids wont stop staring at you and its like dude you're 3 feet tall and you piss the bed who's the weird one here

>moving in with yume and gem, leaving Washington and heading to portland
ADVENTURE

>>5922431
learn how to use google retard

>>5922446
more serious. more about precum soaked penisses and boys. less trans x trans action

it wasnt that different though

>>5922454
I am crazy though. And I am definitely not humble

>>5922353
that pic is everything that makes me hate being trans

>>5921973
Holocaust denier *and* a Zionist? Damn. Worst of both worlds.

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>>5922462
if ur trying to insult me at least say something that i'd now

like if u were irl and said that to someone like "YOU LOOK LIKE OSWALD MOSLEY" and they're like uhhh "wtf are u talking about weirdo??" and u say "pfahahah LEARN TO USE GOOGLE RETARD" and storm off.... idk i think u might be retarded js =/
>>5922466
im not a holocaust denier lol

>>5922466
What's with you and kikes?

>>5922463
You are just looking for pity, good thing someone who is post op and passing doesn't deserve pity.

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>>5922449
>femboy
i prefer shemale ass slave

>>5922446
People that looked ten times better than any Yume, Faye or Kayla got laughed at and called hons. Some people passed and had real lives and problems like if you reveal you're trans to your date.

>>5921940
sources on any of this?

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>>5922445
It was just too much. I wanted to not try and focus on the bad things I heard about it before seeing it but it was apparent that the execs at WB wanted to shove as much crap as they could in one movie.
What made the Marvel movies so good and why the first Avengers movie was so amazing was the 4 year build up was finally happening and in a good way. Come on DC get your act together.
Also how will they do a JL movie with no Green Lantern? FUCK.