/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

>>5920630
I have no idea what that industry would be like as far as like hiring practices. But imo yea just call next week and check the status.

Since the death of God there's been a vacancy open: I will fill that void, here's how;

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first for >tfw no passing genetics

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im a real man

>>5920637
Same

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>>5920620
I don't even

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>>5920638
same

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>>5920637
Genetics are overrated.

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Hey all you beautiful people.
Hows tricks?

jeez oh Pete guys could ya quit it with the throwing off insults? oh jeez... U know this is just crazy!

yume is YUMMY!

How old is everyone

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>>5920651

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>>5920637
iktf
also, first for HRT does nothing if your face isn't feminine to start with
I have spent literally the entire day fantasising about suicide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU

>>5920634
yeah will do, preciate it

>>5920654
24

>>5920654
Mommy says not to talk to strangers

nth for airport Chinese food :D

>>5920654
24

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>>5920635
heres an idea: what if yume was god?

>>5920654
22

>>5920654
31

>>5920661
I am dog

Fuck u vsauce

>>5920654
23 (tfw old ;-;)

>>5920655
>ywn be a long-haired girly femboy with a cute girly girlfriend

>>5920654
26

>>5920654
23

>>5920654
23

>>5920658
good girl

just walk away from the strange lady

>>5920660
airport chinese food is comfy af

>>5920654
25

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HOLY SHIT UR ALL OLD

LOL

TIME TO TAKE Y'ALL TO THE RETIREMENT HOME OR SMTH

>>5920675
are you even legal yet?

>>5920486
Deal. But you can only slap me while wearing big mitteny gloves crocheted by my grandmother and you have to call me Clarissa. Also how do you feel about teeth? I have very specific kinks.

>>5920515
I'm not sure.

>>5920513
>it feels good
AHHHHH am I just a wimp? It hurts so badly! You're a madwoman!

>>5920566
Living the dream.

>>5920654
25. I don't want to talk about it.

>>5920656
How long have you been eating sugar pills?
Your lower half has gotten a little rounder I think. Are you underweight?

>>5920675
I'll have you over my knee and give you a hiding for that remark

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>>5920654
37. I win.

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JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

>>5920675
Jokes on you I'm mentally as mature as a 17 year old.

>>5920672
Yeah :D
Nooooodlessssss

>>5920654
18
been on blockers and E for 3 years
i want to go full time when i go to college in the fall

>>5920678
Remember when I first started posting here and I was a cute 16 year old shota

Why didn't anyone fuck me back then, I was prime femmeboi and legal in my state :(

>>5920682
please get your hands off my baby thank you

>>5920675
:(

>>5920681
5 months
I think you may be right but it's partly difference in angle
also it looks more masculine that way which sucks

>>5920672
you're 23 gem? you look 19

>>5920688
fuck you

>>5920654
18

>>5920654
turned 21 about 3 months ago but IRL people seem to think I'm 28-32

>>5920675
I promise you, life unfortunately doesn't end after you turn 20. You age as gracefully into 30 as you're willing to put the effort into it.

>>5920685
Look at how fabulous CFH is.

>>5920697
ye

I started hrt at 22 after I failed college

>>5920675
>tfw life basically ends when you turn 12 and they stop giving recess after lunch

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Mom took my other stockings I think

As in took them and asked if its a present for her.

>>5920654
too young

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>>5920654

24.

>>5920689
I am pretty sure you were younger than 16 when we started talking

can someone get me a list of what i need from a GP while transitioning?
blood monitoring and such? i dont even know what to say or ask for

>>5920656
yeah im afraid that'll be me too. im told i have potential so i'll give it time, but i just dont see how anything aside from ffs could help my giant chin and nose

your before/after looks good though, theres definitely good progress there

>>5920705
Dude my lunches were free reign and lasted an hour. You could leave the school, go in your car and get food, go home and jerk it.

I didn't do any of that though. I stayed in the library reading radical political philosophy while eating copious amounts of deep fried Mac and cheese nuggets.

Those were the days :')
>>5920714
I'm 19 right now lgbt will be 3 years old as of May. I met you when I was 16

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>>5920654
22

>>5920698
Agreed
>>5920688
Fuck you. And I say that in disgusting jealousy.
If I wasn't such an insecure faggot who thought there wasn't a fart's chance I could do it I would have started at 16.

tfw no pass

>>5920709
You don't live with your mom please stop creating falsehoods.

tinychat dot com
/therapedungeon

get in here nerds

I can only start HRT in about 9-12 months. What can I do to keep testosterone low in the mean time?

>>5920724
Honestly, girls who start before 18 make me smile. Because that means the stupid breed of gatekeeping that made my first transition a dead end is dying. They barred anyone under 25 from getting HRT back then.

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>>5920729
I called her, she told me I had another package from china.

Then she told me that first package I got (a week after I moved) was stockings and if she can open it because she thinks they are a gift for her.

I dunno what to do.

>>5920656
Tbh I do look like you, robin.
I know all ur feels.

>>5920730
>rapeyface invites you to his rape dungeon

>>5920720
We were basically chained to the cafeteria tables for 30 minutes. Kids these days don't even know how good they have it smdhtbphwyf
>while eating copious amounts of deep fried Mac and cheese nuggets.
Unf

>>5920726
iktf

>>5920737
Saw Palmetto. It's nowhere near as good as strong AAs, but it's efficient enough to be prescribed for mitigating BPD. And you can get it as a food supplement almost anywhere.

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>>5920712
o.o so pretty

>>5920737
cut off your balls

>>5920743
Ironically it was actually created by Oddish

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>>5920737
eat egg whites
>>5920739
>>5920739
tell her to stop breaking the law

>>5920726
so you're an imposter then

bc beepboop passes

>>5920730
I dont want want to get raped

>>5920746
You're a lucky one, yeah. That smile is amazing...

>>5920737
Buy your anti androgen of choice online and take it illegally.
Try not to kill yourself.

Also don't take advice from strangers online.

>>5920739
How does she come to that conclusion? I feel like stockings is a really weird thing as a gift to your mom..

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i havent eaten any food in 2 days because ive literally not been hungry at all and haven't even thought about it

what is habbening?????

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>>5920751
She might get even more curious and open my packages.

Dumb whore.

I fucking hate when she does that shit

When I move to us im never calling her again
>>5920762
Because why would I buy girl clothing.

>>5920750
dont rape me

>>5920763

Kill yourself.

>>5920739
Tell her they're yours.
When she wants clarification you explain that they're yours and for you.
When she asks why you would wear stocking tell her you want to.

She'll laugh and make fun of you but not keep them.

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>>5920746

it's 3:02 c:

>>5920759

n-not even, it was a purposefully funny/bad pic l-lol
b-brb shower

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>invited to week in porta Vallarta
>big gay beach house party for a week
>oh wait I have boobs
>weird guy wearing heavy tshirt to the beach.jpg

>>5920763
don't make me come over there and force feed you

>>5920715
help please

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>>5920771
Wear a bikini

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>>5920764
when would that be
>>5920767
WTF?

say something mean like this again and i WILL kill myself.... not a joke
>>5920771
give me the ticket ill go
>>5920772
im not hungry why would i eat like i dont even feel hungry whatsoever and i got full off a single piece of pizza two days ago

i guess im supposed to lose weight c:

>>5920768
I'll do this, but say it in joking matter. Ive been thinking of that but idk, its different to actually do it and plan to do it

we will see

saturday tomorrow and she is home for whole day, I hope she doesnt touch my packages

>>5920771

Make sure your gay buddies wear condoms when their in your butt.

>>5920764
then literally call the police if you have to

if you're never going to talk to her again then who cares, its your property so either tell her or say youll call the cops

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>>5920771
>tfw going to ibiza to relax on the beach next month with a friend that doesnt know im 4/5 months in transition

I think i can get away with saying i've just put on some weight but idk its looking like heavy tshirts all the way

>>5920776

Kill yourself you fat ugly masculine disgusting pig.

>>5920764
I guess.. Could have been for a gf or something tho idk

Either way yea she's literally not allowed to open your mail, it's illegal

>>5920781
Heh uhm moobs heh... No homo
>>5920779
I'm saving my virginity for someone special o///o
>>5920776
You could drink and everything >.>
>>5920775
NO BULLY (I'm making baby steps rn)

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>>5920780
croatian cops would laugh

in croatia u take matters into own hands

honour killing (not barbaric)
>>5920784
THATS IT YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME
>>5920791
send that e-card my girl

>>5920791
>Heh uhm moobs heh... No homo

What's your reaction if they fondle it?

(\\\-\\\)

>>5920791
A bikini may be too much, but skirted one piece swimsuits are kind of back in style, so...

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>>5920776
Ive got no solid plans except "this year"
>>5920780
That is bit over the top. I can't call popo on my mom, and I don't want to have to explain to cops what is in the package.

Its hard to talk sense into a woman, but I guess I might try that again.

And I know she will ask me why do I have them.

Fucking cunt.
>>5920789
My blood boils when I get already opened mail from bank. As in transactions and how much I have left on my account.

Last time she did that to me I exploded, went to friends place, downed way too much whiskey quickly and hugged friends toilet for like 45 minutes.

And im getting pushed to edge again.

>>5920794

Eat yourself to death you obese whore.

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>>5920798
Welllllllll

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>>5920771
can you pull this off? it should hide the man bulge

>tfw look in the mirror and think you look like a cute boy
>get aroused
What is this bullshit? Auto androphilia?

>>5920720
I was so sure you were 14 or 15 in 2013
I might be wrong tho

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>tfw you want it really badly

any takers?

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>>5920791
I'm sure it would look really cute, same with a breezy summer dress.

>>5920745
I've been looking into saw palmetto. Do you think it'll work for now? I'm pretty low T anyway.

>>5920757
Bop doesn't pass and her dick is huge
My gf wrote that.

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>>5920814
I'll take your citizenship, sure.

>>5920814
yummy yummy yummy

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>>5920811
>ywn be able to get aroused by the ugly boy in your mirror

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>>5920823
FUCK ME DINA

>tfw my face

>>5920814
*unzips lizard*

>>5920811
'you look like' or 'that looks like'?

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>>5920811
tfw ur just a qt little prime prettyboy

good feeeeeeeeel

>>5920654
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>tfw dont know the feel of being a cute gril in a big flowy beach cover-up dress

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>>5920829
I don't need sex.

Government fucks me every single day.

Why must I be a wagecuck.

>>5920811
fuck
iktf

>>5920818
Can't hurt, really. It's the best you can use unless you want and are able to get spiro or cypro from online pharmacies, at least.

>>5920833
Good question, fuzzy distinction.
The latter I guess. The last time I had that reaction was years ago and I got off to the thought of someone fucking me because I thought they would find me sexually attractive.

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>>5920841
you know you want to toodles

dont gimmie that ^_~

>>5920844
Unfortunately I can't get spiro just yet either. I'll have to go with saw palmetto.

Thanks for the help anon.

>>5920830
I'm gonna hugbox the shit out of you oh my god

Redpill me on having your balls removed.

>>5920654
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>>5920857
veRRRRRy good idea : ) ur already PUSSY yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5920837
I'm like twice your height though. Aren't you like 5'3"? I'm 5'11". Which is decent boyfriend height but oddly tall girl height.

>>5920859
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>>5920846
I guess that in the end im reduced to my primal urges after all.

Better than being upset at stuff that doesn't matter.

Let us convey in art of fucking.

Oh, wear that dres.

>>5920853
you should see me in real life
I'd kill to even look how I do on my webcam, I look even worse in person
my jaw/cheeks are so fucking big I look ridiculous even as a guy

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>>5920862
ya im 5'3

im a lil femboy shota
>>5920866
which dress?

>>5920626
Why that image? It's pretty disturbing guys.

>>5920857
>Redpill me on having your balls removed.

Trump is a small dick hack.

>>5920871
Maid.

>>5920880
M A G A

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>>5920882
it doesnt fit

my boobs are too big

what do i do.. i guess i just wont cosplay at the con.....

wahhh ;_;

>>5920857
No need to take spiro or cypro
No more gross tumors hanging from your groin
Easier to tuck

>>5920871
tfw 5'1

>>5920885

M E G A

S M A L L

P E N I S

>>5920857
I'm kind of against it but I mean, there are some benefits I can list off the top of my head:
unless you plan on flaking and detransing you're literally never going to use them again
without them it makes tucking way easier
if you happen to stop taking HRT for any reason (you lose your job, insurance, the apocalpse happens) your body won't start detransitioning on you
Without the need for AA's that frees up your liver to process other things, like more alcohol

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>>5920889
That's what you get for not being Japanese

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>>5920893
thats cute

lemme fug u

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>>5920889
How about a sports bra? It would fit then.

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Hello everyone! How are you doing today?

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>>5920871
>im a lil femboy shota
but do you dress up in purple

>>5920899
i look like a twink tho

What's a good reason to not kill yourself even though you'll never be seen as a women by anyone let alone b the people you care about most?

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>>5920900
i tried

no go
>>5920898
ive been saying the same thing that steve jobs aid thirty years ago

THE JAPANESE ARE SHIT
>>5920904
i was wearing purple skinny jeans last night does that count
>>5920907
yeah so?

I've started to realize that like half of yall freak me out. The other half of mtfg posters are very charming tho and i like them.
>>5920519
You wouldnt be broke if you got a job, legolady.

>>5920909
cookies.

>>5920912
am I freaky or charming?

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>>5920910
>quoting false prophets

>>5920909
if you're dead you can't suck tranny dick

>>5920910
isnt being twinky a crime against god

>>5920915
Well you arent charming.

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>>5920910
are you like.... shota joker

>>5920923
perfect. I have never been interested in being charming anyway

i just dropped 3100 on a frankish sword

>>5920912
24 hours general on anime image boards attract the weirdest people. Only degenerates and losers hang out here.

Also I'd say some people are intentionally acting out for attention.

>>5920912
Sorry for freaking you out :(

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>tfw looking in the mirror and calling urself a qt shota/femboy/prettyboy turns you the fuck on

teehee

>>5920919
do u think i havent fucked twinks before?

i have
>>5920916
puta.........................................
>>5920925
ye

>>5920917
I don't want tranny dick tho

>>5920929
Nice, pics?

>>5920932
No yume is legit actually like that.
>>5920926
Congrats
>>5920933
I...dont know who you are.

>tfw guys keep sending me pics/hitting on me/asking me out

does anyone else want this one?

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>>5920654
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>>5920942
thank you
I appreciate it.

>>5920943
/cheating frauds/

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>>5920942
r u sure ?
>>5920943
GROSS

FUCKING. DELETE. THIS

>>5920654
19
>>5920943
I like muscle sometimes but omg what look at those thighs lol

>>5920943
>white
>Stronk
>no leg day
He looks like a rob liefield drawing nty.

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>tfw 5'8 where the average guy height is about 5'6-7
>get comments on how tall I am every day I go outside
I just want to feel normal-ish size and maybe even small to some qt girls/guys

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>>5920942
That's probably a good thing

>>5920934
*futa

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>>5920937
i requested an exacting replica of an already existing exactinv replica lol
>>5920943
disgusting beefcake

My nail artist convinced me to get French tips again and now I look really trashy and I can't type lmao

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>>5920954
calling myself a futa doesnt turn me on desu tho cus futa are like cisgirls who happen to have dicks, i dont get off on the idea of being a girl

>>5920954
>That's probably a good thing
shush
youre great.

>>5920953
where do you live?
average girl height for girls my age here is like 5'7 or something

>>5920948
Yea I'm positive and thats what freaks me out most
>>5920953
Iktf. I'm 5'7 and live in south texas. Surrounded by mexicans. Boys and girls, no one is taller than 5'5. And I'm mexican so i get the worst of both worlds- they call me whitey at home and beaner anywhere else.

>tfw too manly to be a women and too old to be a femboy

https://unsee
.cc/segamoru/

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>>5920961
i bet ur real fun at parties

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>>5920955
Oooh, that's really nice. Do you have any other swords that you collect or was this like a one time thing? I wanna get one but I don't think I'd get more than one. This one reminds me I need to catch up with this season of Vikings and i should double check when GoT starts too >>

>>5920963
I feel like I'm getting rickrolled or something everytime I open an unsee and see this pic again.

Fucking smile, you could be a pretty boy. You look so fucking worried. Which is typical in early timeline pics I guess.

>>5920954
stop being sad you're getting hugs in like four hours

>>5920958
In the southern US. Almost everyone has shorty Mexican genes and I have UK/German
>>5920961
Aside from the racism, iktf. Maybe we just need to get out of the South to not feel like giants

>>5920966
I hate parties. And you know I'm sort of terrible to be around. There are no positive things about me. I realized recently i can never have a partner because i need to sleep in my own bed with loud comedy television on.

>>5920970
i have 34 now
mostly antiques
darksword is cool but im not sure how historically accurate they are
i only go for authentic pieces or authentic replicas
my next pick will be a tachi from a Japanese smith
they cost fucking 10k plus though, not including fittings

that sutton hoo was 3k and uh it has solid gold and garnets on it lol, idk how its worth less than jap swords but heyyy

>>5920971
Here's as much if a smile as I can muster

https://unsee
.cc/menasuri

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people who like swords and pre-gunpowder age stuff because of television shows make me literally sick

if ur interest in "history" or rather "historical stuff" like swords, kingdoms, etc etc comes from Game of Thrones you NEED to die

fucking junkfood history fuckers holy shit
>>5920974
>you know I'm sort of terrible to be around

do i know you or

>>5920977
Well hey, better!

>>5920978
I meant the royal "you know", i wasnt speaking to you specifically.
But yea you do.

>>5920978
>people who like swords and pre-gunpowder age stuff because of television shows make me literally sick
>if ur interest in "history" or rather "historical stuff" like swords, kingdoms, etc etc comes from Game of Thrones you NEED to die
>fucking junkfood history fuckers holy shit

true

>>5920976
>i have 34 now
Show me show me show me
>darksword is cool but im not sure how historically accurate they are
I think there's some accuracy to them but they take liberties with some of their swords like the one I posted
>my next pick will be a tachi from a Japanese smith
Woah
>they cost fucking 10k plus though, not including fittings
W-woah
>that sutton hoo was 3k and uh it has solid gold and garnets on it lol, idk how its worth less than jap swords but heyyy
Anon are you made of money and if so can I have some

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>>5920985
shit... who r u?
>>5920986
THANK YOU

>>5920978
we talked yesterday

i aint one of those fags and if yourr saying i am youre never touching my hussar sabre collection

>>5920992
I'm not the tranny you want but I'm the tranny you deserve. A dark tranny.

>>5920983
Wait I think this one has more of a smile. Probably because it was before either tried to kill myself :D

https://unsee
.cc/mopediza

>>5920654
18

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>>5920993
i wasnt talking to you at all

you know what a mamluk is so i know ur not that dude
>>5920996
uhhh tell me???

>ywn see yourself passing

>>5921005
That's a familiar feeling :/

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>>5920947

who's cheating?

>>5920948
>>5920949
>>5920951
>>5920955

ikr lol
a handful of guys have been snapping me/hitting on me this past week and i've just been like ha ha ... cool thanks... !
idk how to tell them that i'm not really about them anymore. like they're cute? i admire the way they look? but i feel nothing. so i should just give them away like oprah. "LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT!! YOU GET A PRECUM SOAKED PENIS, AND YOU GET A PRECUM SOAKED PENIS!!!"

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>>5921004
I'm the anon formerly known as oddish, dumb cunt.

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>>5920972
>stop being sad
No :(
I can stop being sad in a few hours

>>5920957
No no I was just replying to
>puta
As for actually imagining yourself as a futa, yeah that makes sense.

>>5920958
I'm really not but thanks for feeling that way

Either way we're about to take off, so bye for now

>>5921015
>I'm really not but thanks for feeling that way

I want to hug you as well.
tell them to give you a phie-hug when you land.

>>5921010
fuck it's terrible
i don't get why men are told to go into the women's room in nyc.

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>>5921012
the thought of those people fucking trannies is literally disgusting
>>5921013
oh yeah u r terrible 2 be around lmfao.....
>>5921015
puta madre i come ARGENTINA bitch ome FUCK mother HA. HA

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>>5920991
ill take pics next time im home and here

i am buying this now
its a repro of a jap national treasure sword called yamatorige
it costs a fuckton 10k for a bare blade
>>5921004
im gonna need a translator for this post
two words
hussar sabre

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Remember to do your exercises today/your next scheduled day, /mtfg/!

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faye/edie/maddie

how am i online compared to irl

gimmie the deets

>>5921026
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


o.O

>>5921012
Well that guy's better than the other one you posted lol Idk whats with that face he's making he might look good otherwise.
>so i should just give them away like oprah. "LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT!! YOU GET A PRECUM SOAKED PENIS, AND YOU GET A PRECUM SOAKED PENIS!!!"
Heck yeah like raffle one off each thread lol
>>5921026
Woah that ones really cool too
I hope you have like a super nice display for all of these and that you invite me to your house some day

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>>5921012
I'll take one off your hands

>>5921022
Well i mean, ya i am. But its not like you would know.

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>>5921038
delete this pic of me

>going through a trans denial phase
>cut my hair short
>immediate soul crushing regret

REEEEEEEEEEE WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!

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>>5921032
Thank you for the reminder I actually forgot I didn't do mine yesterday! I think I'm gonna go run in a little bit before I get all showered up and stuff.

>>5921043
Delete that pic of me

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>>5921035
i sell antiques for a living so yeah ive got a dedicated room for all my shit
im getting that yama mounted in this aikuchi on the top

>>5921022
>ARGENTINA

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>>5921041
i knew u were a nigger the second u made a tinychat and then abused ur power in a open community thing

anyone who keeps grudges over internet stuff is literally like 12 years old LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>5921050
dont tread on m,e
>>5921053
>tfw no history buff, antique collector, political science major gf

this actually makes me sad

>>5921033
>how am i online compared to irl

I bet youd talk less shit irl if I hug ALL air out of you, violently

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>>5921057
whoops forgot image

>>5921012
>who's cheating?
the steroids general on /fit/ is also known as /cheating frauds general/

>>5921015
Fine, but if you're still sad I'm squeezing you until you're happy.

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>>5921061
i talk just as much shit irl

nobody can do anything cus im 5'3 prettyboy with glasses

thats just not some1 u hit

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>>5921045
Hey that's me every single time I have cut my hair! Stay away from scissors and grow it out again anon.
>>5921053
How much of your collection is for selling and how much personal interest?
I really wanna see all your stuff this is really cool

>>5921032
Finally getting back on the horse, I feel like crap but in a good way.

>>5921045
IKTF
I did that a couple years ago, hadn't had short hair for like 5 yrs before then. Its only just now finally back to where it was.

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>>5921059
You need to stop

>>5921065
I would :^)

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>>5921045
>cut hair short
>look more like a boy
>>5921069
tfw no tobias bf
>>5921071
no u wouldnt

id steal a kiss if u did that

>>5921059
im most of those
i have a boyfriend too so sorry
if it makes you feel any better you can say you know a tranny thats smarter than cis fags in her fields of expertise
>>5921067
i have 22 antiques atm im keeping and 18 im about to sell, theyre mostly indian blades and a few victorian era sabres
some polish, Hungarian and mamluk toys here
a kaskara or two there
and a few arming swords from 1300ish

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>>5921077
>i have a boyfriend too so sorry

>>5921065
im the same size so we're perfect to fight
*pushes you*

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>>5921076
I lewd myself

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>>5921022

>tfw i've fucked some of them

>>5921035

husbando raffle~~~!!! THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
altho maybe they should consent to it idki

>>5921038

will do okok

>>5921064

l m a o oh
he is a lil roided ya. fitizens, fampai

>>5921076
>id steal a kiss if u did that
wow
are you going to kiss-rape me?

>>5921080
I actually gotsta slap you because not only are you cute you're tiny

>>5921077
where do you buy those things?

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i just want someone to play grand strategy and political autism simulators all day and have cheeky historical banter and talk about politics and world history and anthropology and other various social studies n watch non-retard documentaries and try and explain shit like the war of the league of cambrai together while cuddling

WHY ISNT LIFE FAIR
>>5921085
GROSS
>>5921080
detroit 313 beatdown coming right up buster
>>5921085
G R O S S
>>5921088
yes

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>>5921077
So how often do you actually sell them and stuff? Is it a pretty popular hobby that you're making decent money off of?
>>5921085
>altho maybe they should consent to it idki
Nawww, nonsense, what could go wrong~?

>>5921096
>yes
WOW
MEAN

I wonder if youre physically stronger than me desu. we need to armwrestle at some point

>>5921079
idk
its a sorta open relationship so idk


kinda sucks having all these 33 plus inch blades and beinf 5 1 though
literally can't use them properly because theyre not made FOR me thus not proportional
>>5921094
people
antique shops
auctions
Internet
or my own website <that i wont post here cus fucking 4chan lmao>
i do this for a living
oh i also sell guns
mainly antiques, shit like percussion revolvers, and pre ww2
>>5921100
regularly
like I cycle fro. getting about 10 every week to two weeks to selling them to picking up more to sell
its my living so of course i sell shit at a steady rate or id starve to death
but tou also gotta live somewhere and know people that have a demand for this shit, and gotta know where to look

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Hello girls , /r9k/ here. What does this thread think about Bailey Jay?

>>5921115
>oh i also sell guns
>mainly antiques, shit like percussion revolvers, and pre ww2
Anon I REALLY REALLY want to visit your house
But yeah this doesn't sound the easiest to get into but it seems like you've got this all figured out so I'm happy for you c:

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>>5921118
Begone tard

>>5921118
vapes are gay
i smoke vintage marijuana ;)
>>5921119
yeah its a rough game and you gotta really invest time into it
worth it imo though and thank you
maybe some day
i occasionally give things away to friends, i traded an indian firangi a week ago for a really nice, near mint two handed knightly sword from about 1100

>>5921118
Sarina is prettier.

>>5921129
>worth it imo though and thank you
yeah if its your passion and you like doing it then it's totally worth the hard work
>maybe some day
I promise I wont sperg out and knock anything over on accident!
>i occasionally give things away to friends, i traded an indian firangi a week ago for a really nice, near mint two handed knightly sword from about 1100
You really need to at least go home and show me pictures of all this stuff

>>5921129
Marijuana is degenerate.
>>5921124
Hon detected

>>5920665
kek

>>5921131
>silicone injections

Liked her in her latex outfit though ...

>>5921118
I think she's a likable person from what little I know of her.

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>>5921139

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>tfw bone structure like this but wider

>>5921131
I prefer Sarina's genitals. I just find the "No balls" look very appealing. It is better than having disgusting balls to look at, and it is better than an axewound. I might have this done in a few years.

>>5921137
im in a foreign land atm
ill be flying back in a week or so though
im supposed to attend an antique show in a few days though so if that works out i will take pics
also going to the museum of london to check their private shit out

also going to the wallace collection again soon, ive been there at least 12 times
>>5921139
yeah buddy im a degenerate, and i make 75k a year ;)
how does it make you feel knowing a degenerate owns their own business and is gets invited to private collections and auctions monthly?oh wait
>marijuana makes you a loser with no future meme
welp i guess my livelyhood is a lie right rofl
I just dropped 3k on a sword with solid gold accents and i aint broke the bank yet bud! and i got bud to spare ;>

>>5921164
you sound cool. I am sad we arent classmates.

I want to start HRT, but I don't want to see a therapist. What do?

do I have any chance at passing?
unsee
.cc/gosemuta/

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>>5921164
I'm not even sure what to say anymore other than holy butts you're the coolest that all sounds awesome
>>5921172
Informed Consent.

>>5921033
You're really cute and funny and good kisse- nvm...

>>5921167
thank you
im sure itd be fun, i always like meeting people with similar interests
today a friend showed me a near perfect condition original colt walker, no replacements, original bluing, all that good shit
street value? 11,200 dollars
>>5921177
i could get you into in some of this if you want if i have the time to drop back in here before i fly back home
well all i can really do atm is be an infodump

>>5921164
Give me like 3000 dollars pretty please. Literally all I need to get my terrible crooked nose fixed, so that I can instead save for HRT.

>>5921189
no lol why would you want help from a degenerate?

>>5921143
Yeh but Bailey used to have fake tits too.

>>5921186
I don't think I like have the knowledge or money to get into this, I'm just some uneducated mess rn. I'd be content just looking at all your stuff!

>>5921194
I like 'degenerates'. I've wanted a nice Italian long sword for some time now. Seeing as you're into swords, would you encourage my interest by maybe buying me a nice one?

>>5921186
>i always like meeting people with similar interests

I dont know much about your trade.
Ive a degree in history tho, so not too far off.
desu, Id probably be content sitting in an archive or a museum somewhere. I am not very outgoing and probably couldnt do what you do for a living. I wish I could tho. its like a dream at this point

>>5921194
Why were you so triggered by that? Do you love weed so much that you had to give your life story of success in order to defend it? I don't even care to be honest, I was just spouting a /pol/ meme for shits and giggles.

>>5921200
i could learn you some knowledge when i get spare time cutie
>>5921204
you are literally just beinf nice to me because i have money while asking for handouts
no
but i will tell you i have 3 italian "longswords" in the trunk of my rental right now
>>5921209
scroll up, i buy and sell antique swords and firearms and weapons and armor in general
i also occasionally do lectures on arms and armor at various universities
>>5921218
im not its just funny to me
do you really expect someone on 4chan to give you 3k on the spot? lets be realistic

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>>5921223
I'd be happy to knowledge some learning if you really do wanna teach me

>>5921223
>scroll up, i buy and sell antique swords and firearms and weapons and armor in general
>i also occasionally do lectures on arms and armor at various universities

I meant, I dont know anything about it except what you wrote.
how old are you?

>>5921223
Of course not, but I'll ask just in case. It's the same reason why I buy lottery tickets, I know I'll never win but still, there is a tiny tiny chance.

>>5921223
Woah. Fuck the programmer stereotype, historian is the new tranny meme.

>>5921237
no. I wont let you. it cant be a meme ;_;
I dont want to switch to polsci

>>5921237
It could be, yume loves history, and then there's this awesome anon, Phienchen is one, and I'm busy failing a history course at college (tho ive passed one does that count)

>>5921226
yeah i do it for a living i take joy in it
>>5921234
fair enough
maybe anon
but that's 3k i could potentially use to turn a profit on either asian swords or a piece of germanic armor

>>5921223
I was actually being nice to you because we have a common interest. Me trying to mooch off of you was just for funsies.

Just out of curiosity, since I don't have much experience with swords (or any other kind of weaponry tbqh), are Italian longswords considered to be a good weapon? I just heard a few things about them and thought they were cool.

>>5921232
i am 29

>>5921059
I didnt ban you over a grudge. I did it because i was bored and sad and i knew you would freak out and be an autist and it would be funny. And it wass.

>>5921255
so that means Ive 3 years left ._.

do you have a phd?

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>>5921182
Wtf maddu Portland made you so gay

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>>5921102
i almost promise you i am not stronger than you
>>5921115
hmu
>>5921182
*kisses you*
>>5921259
stupid spic

>>5921249
Haha yeah it's fine anon, enjoy your weapons :)

Has anyone hear ever detransitioned? Was it worth it?

>>5921175
>nothing
well

>>5921250
well in that case i apologize
im used to getting shit for my hobbies
and we are on 4chan so yknow

>are is a good weapon
all weapons created TO BE a weapon are good in the context for which they were created

"italian longsword" is VERY vague, and longsword at the time that the real ones were being made did not mean the same thing most people today think so. if you want more specific information please describe the specific sword or provide a picture. MOST italian 2h swords aside from the huge ones are thrust centric war swords made for fighting against armor via piercing a gap and being used as a bludgeon.
>>5921260
yes
arms and armor is my main thing
>>5921270
ok
>>5921272
will do
sorry for coming off as an ass

How do I stop focusing on how I look? I can't do any hobbies or anything anymore because I'm constantly gripped by the thought that I look like a guy and it's destroying my life and my personality.
Being a delusional hon sounds like a nice life desu.

Who else /mascman/ here ;~;

>>5921277
i get my hair cut real short and don't wear bras any more, is that a detransition?
if so, it's pretty great

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Any1 want a bf? I'm a total catch and not a loser, you gotta trust me.

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>>5921270
The salt is real

>>5921289
Send me a picture and I'll tell you if it's good or not. Trust me, I am someone who is brilliant at telling if someone passes or not, and on women appearance in general. If I give you the thumbs up, then stop worrying.

>>5921284
>yes
>arms and armor is my main thing

I will need at least a year to finish my masters. if I am fast I might be able to get a phd by the time I am 29 as well ;~~;

honestly tho, you sound perfect. makes me wonder if future me will look back at 2016 and laugh about all the misery of the past.

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>>5921298
me

>>5921289
kek let me know if you find out, being trans is all-consuming and ruins everything in my experience

>>5921313
lol thank you but im not perfect
i just got lucky with having a passion that was compatible with my area and the people around me. it brought me enough money that transitioning wasnt a big deal but ive got my problems. a passion that can be fueled and turn profit makes life much better though

>>5921298
Me
https://unsee
.cc/tagumizo

>>5921277
I've been off mones for a couple weeks and will be for a couple more until my orchy, and although it's not detransing based on how I feel so far, no. No it's not worth it.

>>5921313
29 isnt a deadline either
most people in my field are late 30s or early 40s and above

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>tfw therapist recommends wearing girl clothing at home
>tfw avoid mirrors 99% of the time when I do it so my mind doesn't see the horrible ugly man wearing girl clothing
yeah that totally helps doc, thanks. I dislike nail polish so that fucking recommendation of yours doesn't help, either. Why don't you just tell me to wear pink frilly dresses everywhere too.

>>5921302
Only if you can put up with my horrible emotional instability

>>5921302
>Soliciting a gf without posting goods
kek.

>>5921341
How old are they? That sounds like the real old school of trans treatment.

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>>5920654
21

Convince me to stop physical training.
I'm not on HRT and I've been doing strength training for years. I know it is making me more dysphoric but it's one of my all time favorite hobbies.

Hiiii~
>>5921341
Is not wearing girl clothes much common? I don't often, except for knickers, but I thought most did?

>>5921250
short answer yeah theyre great weapons

>>5921355
>stop training
>start HRT
>resume training after long enough on HRT and be muscle girl
>>5921357
I've been avoiding girl clothes until now out of fear of how I'll feel seeing a gross man in them. But I'm tired of being totally a gross man so I'm gonna see what I can wear and feel nice in.

>>5921341
Fuck you get me pham. Feel exactly the same

>>5921347
He's probably in his 30s, can't find his DOB anywhere online. Maybe he's drawing from past experiences with working with other people, but it really doesn't work well with me. I wear simple stuff (I have a couple women's tees and cheap stuff I bought online like underwear, thigh highs, and a skirt). It works until I open my closet for something and see my reflection, then I'm mortified by what I see so I take it off because it fucks me up mentally seeing some fat ugly guy in the mirror

>>5921355
dont stop it all together
some strength training is necessary for health and skin benefits

I actually really need to into strengtg training for health reasons. What program do you use anon? Id appreciate any help you couls give me