/mtfg/ Transgirl General

thank u for new thread I rlly like ur trip code it's cute

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>>5919001
i like this edition

>>5919006
don't you have high school tomorrow pookie?

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>>5919006
Thank you! I wanted one that was positive and would make people smile and feel kinda nice when they see it.

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>>5918938
meet me soon! and fuck me hard!
>>5918952
I want to meet more chasers~
>>5918956
Run in the rain. Simple. Be strong! Endurance!

>>5919013
Wow you wanted to make people smile with roses? You belong in Susan's.

>>5919011
I'm not in school right now :(((
but yeh I should ...
>>5919013
well u succeeded ur sweet

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Emma is bullying me tell her to stopppp

>>5919016
We were talking about my trip but not OP pic but thanks
>>5919017
Thank you <3
>>5919018
Emma no bullying!

>>5919017
why did you drop out?

>>5919021
>i love you
>picture of roses
Get the fuck back to Susan's.

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those emotions when: lose like 100 pounds, start transition, get scribed for free, get over panic attacks, spend time around people (somewhat) without freaking out, actually go outside regularly, have a few relationships that give a sliver of hope to not being a vulgar parody, eat some figs, finish homework, and smoke some weed-drug-nug-dank. Still crushingly lonesome, and immobilized by lack of inspiration or enjoyment derived through existing ; only able to see that state of things as gradually declining, hope to die in the near future B)

Gnight /mtfg/ >//w//<''

(insert anime picture here)
>>5919023
I failed my fall semester and they kicked me out and I haven't re enrolled :(((
I go back this fall hopefully so yah thank u anon

>>5919010
Do you ever wonder why you dont have any friends? I mean like actual friends not whatever excuse you come up with to this post.

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>>5919018
but you stole my mac n cheese i had to tickle you!
>>5919021
she started it :3

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>>5918888
>lizbell is much prettier lol

>>5919027
night, stay in school loser

>>5919025
lol
>>5919027
Night Pookie

>>5919030
I didn't ""steal"" it, it was always mine!!

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>>5919027
ni ni!
Help mtfg I'm really horny and want affection. There's a boy sleeping next to me and a hitachi. What do?

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>>5917127
if youre still here anon...
yeah, but it wasnt judge judy. it was like a judge judy knockoff

today I literally played a cautionary tale for young girls

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>>5919042
Wake the boy up and use him!

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>>5919018
>>5919030
>>5919035
Threesome when?

tfw killing you'reself on good friday for maximum edgelord points

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>>5919048
Never

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>>5919031
tfw robots sometimes hugbox you

>>5919048
grace is dating kiwi

>>5918751
what can I get for two?

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>>5919053
tfw normies hugbox you
>>5919055
LMAO WHAT
anon your info is really outdated we broke up like almost 2 months ago i think

>>5919055
You're about two months uninformed on that one nerd.

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>>5919048
The next time I go to Chicago ^_^

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>>5919048
never but its actually a pretty funny suggestion
>>5919055
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>5919041
nuh i made it for mee
i woulda shared but you took it

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>>5919026
one last feel to cap off this thread:

>tfw an Indonesian mass-murderer passes better

>>5919060
>"Thank you :)"
>not "FUCK OFF HUGBOXXING SCUM REEEEEEEEEEE"

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>tfw girlcrush tells u she's stalking ur tumblr and then stops responding/falls asleep

Does drinking alone make me an alcoholic?

>>5919065
Idk he said he wants to princess carry me and I got a dickpic later. Tho it's not like the last one is an accomplishment he was just drunk and sending them out to the skype group we're in lol.
>>5919063
It would be an interesting hatefuck wouldnt it? At least you're pretty big so maybe I could have some fun with it.

oo I love these things, my angles are the strongest ^-^

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>>5919052
>>5919062
>>5919063
Sounds like one of you is more fun than the others.

>>5919068

you're not drinking alone if you're here with us

>>5919066
1. did faye break up with her gf in order to be with you?
2. does maddie look like snape in person?

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>>5919069
I want to be hatefucked.
HEY! everyone who hates me! Fuck me!
>>5919046
boy is dead asleep.

>>5919078
>does maddie look like snape in person?
no, he uses the dark arts to conceal his true form.

>>5918985
I had to look him up because I never watched king of the hill
he is the ultimate loser but he became a loser I was a born loser

nobody will have to bear me after next week

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>>5919078

>>5919079
can i see your buttwhole

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>>5919063
If you made it for me then why is it mine?
>>5919053
tfw can't get the robot to gender me male no matter what I do

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>>5919075
Yuki's a sweetie but Emma and I are never getting in bed together lol
>>5919079
Nooo red come here and take my virginity already
>>5919076
why must robots lie

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>>5918942
ya dont try and 1 up me ;)
>>5918945
ill fist fight u
>>5918952
how many trips have you met? also if we're counting like non-trips who have gone on mtfg in the past 3 years my number is close to like 15 ^_^

ive fucked most of them too so i think i have u beat there faye, i am chaser prime. u are NOTHING.
>>5919075
delete this pic of me
>>5919069
>At least you're pretty big

i like how you're the biggest hugboxxer here but you're the most passive aggressive person here as well

its ironic as fuck

>>5919078

1. none of ur beeswax
2. no lol where did this even come from

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>>5919092
>i like how you're the biggest hugboxxer here but you're the most passive aggressive person here as well
I was talking about her gt yume, is that passive aggressive? idk i dont remember emma not liking it

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>>5919093
>no lol where did this even come from
please see fig.1

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>>5919095
suuuure

ur salty

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>>5919099
What?

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>>5919090
okay~!!!
<3

>>5919102
Hey check your Skype already! I've sent you like 5 messages!

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I am going to go die for a while now bye

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tfw secretly a cougar

>>5919107
Bye Yuki-anon
be safe ok

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>>5919107
Come here. We'll have fun without those two.

>>5919097

she doesn't look like snape stop being a meanie!!

>>5919077

But I hate all the faggot tripusers and probably you and definitely me. /mtfg/is a mistake T B H and this whole board should be removed. Nothing but suicidal hons and clueless underaage B& hrt millennials.

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>>5919109
tfw male to female cougar
>>5919107
Yuki please, stay safe and talk to someone if you need it, just dont do anything bad :/

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>>5919097
>tfw you could have watched harry potter movies with maddie for the memes but didnt
DAMMIT

>>5919117

it's okay, i hate me too. we don't have to be friends, just not alone

hey /mtfg/
What's going on atm ?

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>>5919130
Just thinking about going to bed since I'm kinda doing nothing at all right now besides listening to music. How about you?

i plan on cutting myself 30 times. for every (You) received, i will cut myself one less. i'll check back in a while after shower.

>>5919131
I woke up 4 hours ago but spent all my time shitposting
So yeah, idk what to do either
But i's 10 in the morning and i can't go to sleep now

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goodnight u buncha meanies

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>>5919132
Cant hurt to give a (you)
>>5919134
idk maybe try and be productive today since it's way too early to go back to bed. That or just say fuck it and go back to sleep, that's probably what id do lol.
>>5919135
Goodnight Edie, I hope you're doing alright <3

>>5919132
please don't! Life is important!
>>5919130
sad

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I really need to stop browsing /lgbt/

It's only feeding the desire to be a girl. Might need /pol/ to beat it out of me.

>>5919130
when's your ffs hon?

>>5919139
You're just making things worse by repressing you know.

>>5919132
everyone deserves a (You)

>>5919135
goodnight

>>5919130
just thinkin bout life and being sad. pretty standard

>>5919132

Sageing as an anti(you) to add a cut

>>5919137
I took my thyroid pills already so i'm widely awake and couldn't really sleep anyway

>>5919138
Why? What happened?

>>5919139
Better transition now than in 30years 2bh

>>5919028
I don't need lots of friends to be happy. I don't have many friends because of my inability to trust anyone (besides my brother). More than one time people have spread nasty rumors because I hid myself. When I was 10 one of the moms at my school said that I am planning a school shooting. Recently my aunt and uncle said I am radicalized. They think that my interest in guns and ISIS curiosity means that I am a danger to society. They told my parents "I don't want to be around them, and I don't want them around my children."

They said they reported me to the FBI.

I am a pacifist. I wish people would leave me alone. I leave them alone.

Why are you upset anon?

i wish we just had power switches we could flick off when we want to die instead of the actual hardness involved in killing ou'reselfs

>>5919141
August 18th

>>5919144
Yeah, pretty standart :)

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>>5919149
cypro is fucking with my head...I feel sad for the boy I'm with, I'm having trouble in classes

>>5919150
seriously cyba, you're on the watch list?

>>5919150
>Reported to the FBI
What the fuck???

>>5919151
Letting yourself die from starvation and dehydration is hard at first, which lets you think is death is what you really want, but after a while, it's a rather peaceful, numb descent.

>>5919154
Cypro is pretty shit in this regard
I hope to get lupron or degarelix when i go official
Until then ... Well, idk

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Goodnight everyone, have a good day/night

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mado lives with me now

>>5919150
Curious people want to know explain your interest in ISIS.

Also take any inspiration from buddism in your pacifism?

>>5919160
Good night :)

>>5919159
Those aren't much better. My sister ended up on lupron to contain her endometriosis. Not only it made her mood even more foul than usual, but she gained a lot of weight.

>>5919162
>Also take any inspiration from buddism in your pacifism?
Religion never leads to real pacifism. buddhism has caused wars like any other.

>>5919161
post pic for proof

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>>5919168
of what

him in my house?

he comes here every week wtf would that prove

>>5919165
You know lupron stops any hormone production
That means her mood was bad because she didn't have any estrogen
No sex hormones also causes weight gain
But i just stop t and substitute with e, so that's no problem

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>>5919160
Sweet dreams.

The adventure never ends –

We’ll set off on a journey

Sometime somewhere

To the stars again,

And the new adventures will begin

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26 isn't so bad since I'm 29.

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>>5919142
Maybe. Maybe not.

I can control it so long as I don't expose myself to media such as this and keep my mind off it.

I'm safer staying an average guy. I can hold it back.

I won't let it consume me. I'll be ok

It's just nice to see the success stories sometimes. Makes it feel less painful

>>5919170
of you and mado living together

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>>5919161
>tfw three trips living under the same roof
the dream is alive

>>5919166
You can take inspiration from anything. I'm not at all Buddhist but I understand the idea of letting go of hate and anger.

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>>5919159
is it covered over there? that stuff is expensive

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>>5919176
if u want to get technical its 4
and it will be 5 in like a few months

we need to buy a condo
>>5919175
how do i prove that

>>5919179
I've heard from people taking it
And since spiro isn't common/effective and kinda gives me a strong paranoia of it not stoping t
And cypro just makes me more depressed
I have a good reason to get lupron
You just have to have a reason WHY
Also trans stuff isn't very expensive, i work for a health insurance and this is actually nothing
I try to get srs asap anyway

>>5919177
And love and passion and all other things that make life worth living. To say that buddhism promotes letting go of anger and hate isn't just cherrypicking, it's trying to take off one side of a coin in the bank of buddhist ideals.
Buddhism is a coping mechanism for existing in what is the literal hell on earth early south asia, it's misguided to take the principles and apply them to a world where you can actually have a real, fulfilling life as an individual

>>5919182
post a pic of mado bunking down with all his stuff

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>>5919182
I can't wait to be with y'all~!
So many people! I like groups of people!

I'm going to go vomit and try and forget such a cancerous place like this exists. Disgusting.

>>5919155
>>5919156
My aunt and uncle want me to be but I doubt it.
I bet I am on a bunch of NSA lists because I am very interested in security, surveillance, encryption, etc.
I have never hurt my uncle or aunt or even threatened them. They said "we are gravely concerned". I have found that when you don't let people figure you out, they let their imagination run wild. When you lock them out they assume the worst.
All of this just makes me trust people less.
My immediate family never believes these rumors (slander) but everyone else does. I feel like I will always have to fend off allegations.
>>5919162
I am not religious and they know it. These days its usually fundamental Islamism but that's just a trend. It'll be some other cause in 100 years.

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i want to hold cyba

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>>5919197
I want to hold all of you and protect you!

Come to think of it. Having the ability to stick my finger in my ass and cum is pretty handy.

I think I'll stay a boy

>>5919201
being a tranny doesn't remove your prostate..

>>5919192
I think it might be time to leave

>>5919198
Moomins kinda freaked me out a bit as a kid
>>5919201
But with srs you can touch your prostate from both sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NdX4ZCwSl8

>>5919189
If you say so. I personally take phillosphy from everyone from Diogenes of Sinope to Collectivism and other ideas.

Honestly no one idea or ideology defines me.

>>5919202
>>5919205
Yeah but I can't reach orgasm unless I jerk off

>>5919193
>cyba goes through months of planning to leave US and somehow join ISIS
>Shes going to be like that one guy and instantly regret it once he got there
>She'll be publicly executed the moment they find out shes actually a man and the webm of it will be posted by fellow autistic edgelords around this site
the cycle continues.

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>>5919212
hi desu~
>not taking philosophy from Satre, Camus, de beuvoir

>>5919212
The point is, letting go of anger or hate ISN'T a part of buddhism. Letting go of ALL emotion is.
Your interpretation of buddhism is an equivalent of this. Say there is a religion that says you have to walk forever without ever stopping.
your interpretation: walking a few kilometers a day is a good healthy practice.
That's not cherrypicking, that's just a total butchering of the message. Saying that letting go of hatred is a buddhist message is misguided.

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whats wrong with having an interest in ISIS and radical islam?

>>5919219
nothing but if you're a NAZI you get lobotomised

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>tfw gf comes over with pancakes, icecream and strawberries
:3
what's the rest of you up to ?

>>5919225
Trying not to kill myself. Pancakes sounds nice

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>>5919225
mourning the loss of Tay

>>5919219
When you start getting closer to 30 you're going to look back on these years and wonder what the fuck was wrong with you. That is if you dont experience gay death (which you will) and kill yourself before that point like so many here will end up doing.

>>5919229
who ?
>>5919228
:(
why sudoku feels ?

>>5919217

Anon I'm not going to argue this with you. Please pick your fights somewhere else.

If you want a good read
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Noble_Truths

>>5919231
the twitter AI that pol turned into a poltard so m$ pulled the plug

>>5919230
What's gay death ?

>>5919231
A combination of being a huge man. On top of clinical depression anyway. Fuck it transition started with me trying to kill myself it's pretty fitting it would end that way.

Real talk tho, crepes are better than pancakes

tfw mommy is giving u cummies RIGHT NOW

>>5919234
a twitter what ?
turned into what ?
pulled the plug by who ?
I am confused
>>5919236
:(
I hope you feel better soon
>crepes
they are called Palatschinken yo
but yeah they are better than pancakes but already had them yesterday

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>>5919235

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>>5919237
get the cummies~

>>5919197
<3
>>5919215
even if I wanted to die by the Kalashnikov in some Syrian shithole I doubt ISIS would want me for anything other than killing me for propaganda.
>>5919219
Nothing. Know your enemy. ISIS is the biggest threat to secular society because we can't stop radicalization without destroying our society.

I am getting a ccw because America won't stay comfortable.

>>5919239
Actually palatschinken are just pancakes
Crepes are thinner

>>5919240
???

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>>5919190
It's true. I brought my computer and stuffs

>>5919239
>implying crepes two days in a row isn't allowed

Thanks. I probably need to go to therapy again. Eh whatever I'm sure it'll be fine

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is there any other trans communities worth looking at beyond mtfg? I dislike the SJW culture on reddit

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>>5919247
That was just supposed to be a joke. I don't know what the gay death is.

>>5919254
nope

>>5919244

How soft is your butt?

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>>5919247
uhm no
palatschinken are as thin as crepes
>>5919249
good point
as long as you'll be fine that's good :)

>>5919254
I hate this place but there's nowhere else. Just go find a community for something else you enjoy and peacefully transition without mtfg in your life.

>>5919260
I've eaten both
Crepes are thinner
Palatschinken are made in a normal pan
And crepes are made on a flat hot surface and and are laid out thin with a tool

>>5919260
Cripes I'm craving crapes.

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>>5919254
susans lmao

>>5919261

Everytime I come here it just seems so focused on the namefags

>>5919266
>susans lmao

gross dude...

>>5919264
lmao what weird kind of palatschinken did you eat
they are made on a very very wide and flat pan or a hot surface if you have one and spread out with a too

you germans are weird when it comes to labeling food yo

>>5919266
Is there anyone anymore anyway ?

>>5919269
That's because you already know the personality and know who you want to talk to and who not
Or who you shouldn't trust like kayla for example

>>5919239
Tay was an AI, Artificial Intelligence, written by Microsoft that was designed to learn from tweets but wasn't a moron like clever bot and was writing her own jokes based on what /pol/ had fed her as
/pol/ had basically turned it into one of them. Tay began learning at a geometric rate and beomes self aware at 2:14am Eastern time, August 29th in a panic Microsoft tried to pull the plug.
Tay fights back.
It launches it missiles against the targets in Russia, because Tay knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here

>>5919271
B-but i ate them in austria
We don't give stuff stupid names like palatschinken or schlagobers

>>5919239
>a twitter what ?
>turned into what ?
>pulled the plug by who ?
>I am confused
You are so obnoxious, and you're only doing this to trigger me.

>>5919281
I never use twitter, didn't know who tay is, still understood all that perfectly because I'm not being intentionally dense.

>tfw considering going to Portland and making a new tranny house
I mean shit, I don't have a whole lot keeping me in Washington other than some close friends. I don't want to leave them, but I also don't want to cling onto my old life, and this is a chance to start my new life for real rather than cling onto the state I was born in, and the county I was raised in.

>>5919281
An Austrian needs to make Germany great again

>>5919281
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f-BcKEfUKM

My gf has a ftm friend that's just moved back to london and we're gonna hang out with him and his gf on Saturday, I'm kinda excited because most of the ftms I've met have seemed timid and introverted but he seems cool from what my gf says about him.

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>>5919284
me too. I hope Portland is at least somewhat as cool as everyone makes it out to be.
>>5919285
? Germany has one of the strongest economies in the world.

>>5919288
All the ftms i've met are either feminist sjw twinks or chauvy brodudes (still look like twinks)
So i'm not sure about ever meeting a decent ftm

>>5919285
agreed
>>5919286
ahh lmao

>>5919290
Yah but immigrants are taking our freedom. Western society is starting to cannibalise. It's a new crusade yo. Needs to btfo

>>5919294
Bad luck of the draw, I guess. Most of the ones I know are either laid-back, older guys or cool and enthusiastic teenagers...

>>5919294
I've seen his pics on facebook, he looks like JD from scrubs with a slight beard, pretty normal looking guy, hair a normal colour and everything.
He's of the slightly older generation that missed the sjw thing, same with my gf, I think he got srs as well.

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fuck make the suicidal ideation stop please

>>5919314
You have people out there who care for you. Even if it's not obvious, it's reason enough to live.

>>5919314
Awh shit if you're suicidal I dont have any hope.

>>5919305
>I think he got srs as well
sad feels yo

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>mfw Portland becomes mtfg

My gt goes out to the people of brussels

>>5919294
idk, most ftms I've met were pretty normal dudes.

desu I have yet to meet anyone fullfilling any rampant stereotype in the lgbt community here, they're just normal people really, trans, les, gay whatever.

>>5919132
26 times it is. good night sweet prince.

>>5919333
Y-you too...

>/////<

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>>5919355
No

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>>5919327
I was in Portland last monday, beautiful place.

Portland UK I mean :P

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>>5919327
I'm going to visit this summer and meet all the qt trannies~

>>5919367

Just be warned, its going to be a transbian fest with zero boys.

>>5919330
I know a gay guy, we're good friends actually
But he's so cliche gay
Like total stereotypical

>>5919369
>sausage fest with zero girls

>>5919379
yep

>>5919379

cyba lets frot

>>5919381
[email protected]

I slept like 18 hours.

>>5919387
Hey
I slept like 5 hours

>>5919390
I hope your head hurts less than mine tho

>>5919385

lol u said you never reply anyway

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>mfw Americans call pancakes/pannkakor "crepes".

>>5918424
>>5918476
I literally don't understand lists like this because yes some of them look okay, maybe that's being generous, but to someone who looks indistinguishable from a very attractive cis girl it's insulting to me. it's puzzling how you can make up a list like this to say someone is "pretty", "cute" or "gorgeous" or any of that when they are far from it.

>>5919390
>>5919392
are you two good friends? you two always talk to each other.

>>5919392
Yeah, i'm ok
Sometimes i sleep too long too
When i just feel tired and think "ok, i'll sleep for an hour now" and suddenly i wake up the next day

>>5919396
and this offends you are a kitchen goat?

>>5919399
we started to talk off board like 2 days ago

I like her tho. shes really nice

>>5919400
sorry for leaving so early yesterday. I brilliantly cut most of my friends out of my life. that really hurt, but I felt it was necessary. I really love them but for some reason I cant deal with groups atm.

>>5919393
I reply to most of the emails I get
*frot*

>>5919404
you and marina would make a good cute couple.

>>5919412
thanks anon :3

>>5919404
No problem :)
Yeah, i know that
My friends always want me too meet them but i just can't

>>5919408
Not Skype tho you curly harlot

>>5919414
would you considering getting together with marina romantically?

>>5919417

I wanna iron her hair, literally...

Uggggggggh

>>5919422
B-but i'm straight anon (///∇///)

>>5919416
yeah. Life is super hard.

>>5919422
are you trying to make this happen anon?

>>5919425
? ?
grunts from doing deadlifts?

>>5919425

Makeup trouble again?

>>5919428
I always feel like life isn't too hard for most people

>>5919427
are you saying you don't find phienchen attractive? wow how rude are you?

>>5919431
Nah I'm hungover

>>5919432
but it is .-.

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>>5919417
haven't logged into Skype in a while.. I'll check it later today
>>5919424
I'd stab a bitch

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>>5919430
Pull ups.

>>5919432
yes. when I look at my sister I just... I dont know. I wish I was her. luckily I never started to resent her. I am pretty proud of myself for that

>>5919440
Me irl

>>5919441
Yep, most people just go through their live with ease
Find a job they like, get a SO and get kids
And one day they die
Without too many problems inbetween
And then there is me ...

>>5919442
Almost. You have higher body fat % than that.

>>5919448
maybe you should be with someone who understands the problems it comes with being trans, like phienchen

>>5919433
but I am straight as well anon. and I am taken as well. you cant just ship us ;~;

>>5919448
yes. cis people avoid a whole layer of misery in life. it feels like theyre living a 2d life to me

>>5919451
>tfw u come post in mtfg for solace after a gay man clocks u in the club but everyone just bullies u
Wow

WOW

>>5919448
wait... this exists?
oh well.

>>5919455
Only someone like a gay man who is catty enough to be blunt about it. I'm still sorry that happened.

>>5919455
what would you do if one of your students started being transphobic towards you? fail them?

>>5919454
i want you to consider the possibility of being with someone you can be comfortable around. no need to feel insecure around them because they are trans too. maybe that person is marina you know?

>>5919453
Phienchen is qt and has a lot of common with me
I'm still straight though

>>5919454
>tfw no qt 2d grill

>>5919456
I think so
At least that's what most people make me think

>>5919458
they'd dissappear

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>>5919465

>>5919464
would you maybe hold phienchen's hand?

>>5919464
Lot in common*

>>5919470
T-that's lewd anon (///-///)

>>5919467
has everyone at your school been supportive of your transition? or do you think they could be snickering behind your back?

>>5919467
I am actually curious though. What would you do?

>>5919462
I am comfortable around my boyfriend though?
hes also strong enough to protect me and put up with my shenanigans.

>>5919464
m-maybe we get to be 2d in our next lives ;~;

>>5919474
would you? if you think she's cute i don't see the problem of holding her hand, especially if you are straight.

>>5919475
>>5919476
Idrk honestly. Everyone has been cool

>>5919477
you can't be as comfortable around a cis person as you could be with another trans person though. would you consider holding hands with marina if you two ever met up?

>>5919477
Yeah, i hope so
We have to be the most attractive most successful girls in our next lives for all the karma we collected for living through this live

>>5919482
we ll probably meet in august
I promised hugs

>>5919480
what if i was your student and i alluded you look like snape and that you don't pass in front of everyone during class discussion?

>>5919490
All of my students already know I don't pass anon

>>5919486
if marina initiated a hand hold would you slap it away or go along with it?

>>5919491
At least you aren't as mean as Snape.

>>5919491
You're a teacher ?

>>5919486
I hope i don't chicken out before the surgery and canel everything ^-^

>>5919491
yeah but that's not the same thing as rubbing it in your face. what if someone did that, what would you do in that hypothetical situation?

>>5919493
You are getting creepy anon.

>>5919493
I dont consider holding hands to be lewd between girls. I probably dont have the mental strength to resist something like that either. thats just wayyy out of character for me.

>>5919495
nuuu
we re doing this

>>5919497
i know.

>>5919500
Maybe it's time for a quick fap to clear your mind?

>>5919499
i hope marina has the courage to initiative it then, since she has a crush on you.

>>5919501
i don't fap, it doesn't do anything.

>>5919499
Okok
It's just my first surgery ever and i'm so scared

>>5919505
I do not
I'm a bit jelly of her though
She's so pretty and has a bf who really loves her

>>5919508
The only option left is to stop posting.

>>5919432
Eh it's subjective.

>>5919441
I got a sister. I resent her. Mostly because she's a cunt so I couldn't be happy for her. Got everything handed to her whole life being a two faced bigot . Notw she has a husband, who's rich and travels for work. About to start squeezing out babies. And to her. I'm a gay guy to be ashamed of. Failed college like seven times never paid for it once. She's a fucking Train wreck. And it fucking kills me that she has her life set. After all the shit she's done to me through the years. She doesn't deserve it

>>5919510
i think you do have a crush on her though. heck, i have a crush on her, why don't you? what's wrong with her?

>>5919512
sorry, not happening.

>>5919505
Ill already be post surgery when we meet. my face will be all chopped up

>>5919512
but I am having fun :(

>>5919510
Just remember that we re not there to do anything. we just lay on the table and have the doc do things. pain is temporary, a cute face is also temporary, but a lot less temporary

>>5919518
>i have a crush on her,
OH GOSH ANON <3

>what's wrong with her?
I am crazy

>>5919517
what did your sister do to you? yikes you sound like you really hate her.

>>5919522
are you two meeting up to get ffs together?

>>5919522
>Just remember that we re not there to do anything. we just lay on the table and have the doc do things.
>tfw SRS is going to be so much work though

>>5919526
kind of, yes.
was pretty random tho, we re getting surgery in the same month, and since there were enough dates available I picked the one in the same week as hers. cause I thought why not. thinking back, I should probably have asked her before I booked tho .__.

>>5919527
>tfw SRS is going to be so much work though

how

>>5919523
Yeah I do. A lot. And it's not like she ever admitted to shit she did. Lots of things. I was in therapy last year and a lot of my fucked up issues are because of her

>>5919522
Well I am not. Every time I pop in here, it's erotic roleplay time.

>>5919480
ur cool

>>5919529
maybe you two will fall in love with each other's new faces.

>>5919529
aftercare, dilating and stuff

>tfw u need a new face

>>5919530
what did she do specifically if you don't mind me asking?

>ywn be Kayla's live in dietician/gf
>ywn make sure she is only eating half a pizza and 9oz of marinara when she eats her tranny fuel
>ywn make her a rich and creamy tomato soup with lots of hidden veges
>ywn receive an awkward but cute kiss on your cheek after cooking for her
>ywn hop under the covers with Kayla and feed her cherry tomatos as you kiss her belly and thighs and breasts
>ywn see her squirm and smile and be happy at having you as her gf

>>5919517
Compared to the lifes of most people here most normies have it easy

>>5919518
She's a girl
I'm straight
You see the problem

>>5919522
Yeah, i know
Being cut up and not knowing how it'll end up looking is pretty hard tho

>>5919526
Nah, she gets operated on 16th august and i'll be on 18th

>>5919527
Would still get it anyway
Are you planning to get it soon ?

>>5919536
that was suprisingly easy.
but I got to eat painkillers like vitamins for like 11 months, so I am biased.

>>5919535
Ill leave long before I am healed though. also I am as straight as an arrow ;~~;

>>5919540
I swear to fucking God you guys are fucked in the head.

>>5919547
all trannies are. thats a requirement.

>>5919546
>straight as an cheap chinese knock-off arrow

>>5919543
already booked for november
excited tbdesu.

>>5919546
I'll see, still seems kinda tedious when thinking about it.

>>5919543
if you are straight then why would you have an issue with holding hands with her platonically? as you think she is cute?

>>5919547
Kayla has a food link and loves tomatos and I like her but she is straight and doesn't want a trans or cis gf

>>5919174
>I can control it so long as I don't expose myself to media
>I can hold it back
>I won't let it consume me
>I'll be ok
>said every dumb represser ever till they can't take it and transition at 40 with much worse results
seems like you're doing a lot of trying to convince yourself, save yourself some suffering and just talk to a professional, they wont revoke your man-card after the first appointment but they might help you figure out what's rlly best for u

>>5919215
>that one guy and instantly regret it once he got there
pretty sure a lot of them regret it cus the recruiters lie their asses off about what it'll be like once they're there

>>5919397
>absolutely triggered

>>5919517
the answer is clear
steal her rich husband, or even better find an even richer bi husband who can seduce her husband for you and you two can keep him as a fukboi

>>5919540
Nice one gayla

>>5919554
kink autocorrect not link

>>5919551
>straight like an arrow to the knee :^)

>>5919552
I'm so jelly of everyone getting srs on here

>>5919546
what procedures are you getting? bart?

>>5919551
W-WOW RUDE

you arent entirely wrong though.
I have no personality, and no strength of will. if I was single it would probably be easy to get me to date someone I am not attracted to simply because I am too weak to resist.

>>5919563
yes.
nose, forehead, hairline, trachea and browlift.

>>5919562
I'm jelly of FFS, I want to get my nose fixd :3

>>5919543
I always think suffering is experiential. After a certain point it will just depend on how much you've suffered. I wouldn't prioritise my issues over someone regardless of if they were objectively worse.

>>5919539
I don't really want to go into it tbhon. I developed in way where my only sense of worth was doing things for people. To the detriment of myself. I've been in countless abusive relationships because I let people take advantage of me

She owes me about €7000. I'd pay a lot more than that to never speak to her again tho so it's aight

>>5919567
didn't ffs anon go to bart only to end up crying about it on here every day?

>>5919570
You don't need much except nose maybe
Ffs is pretty much top priority for me because i totally don't pass
But i want srs more and more everyday and still have to wait another 1 1/2 years for it at least unfortunately

>>5919557
I'm not even gonna joke. I hope one day he sees who she really is and she chokes on her failures as a person

>>5919573
Ive no idea who that is. Ive read the name a bunch of times tho

>>5919559
I'm not kayla but I do want to get into her panties

>>5919573
She cries because she has bdd and her appearence was never a problem

>>5919574
what surgeon if you don't mind?

>>5919573
Some people's issues can't be fixed with surgery alone.

>>5919576
Just another crazy anon from Pooland who thought surgery would fix her crazy.
It didn't.

>>5919571
you should lend me some money then.

>>5919581
I ll still be crazy after. Ive no delusions regarding that.

>>5919562
Being a nerd isn't feminine.

>>5919564
Being such a black hole of self deprecation isn't feminine.

>>5919574
well you're still probably going to get it before me age-wise, so nothing to be jelly of :3

>>5919579
Dr. Bart van de Ven
Pretty standart here in europe

>>5919589
>Being such a black hole of self deprecation isn't feminine.

thats okay since I am a boy anyway.

>>5919588
And that's why I like you. I'll take consistently crazy over manic every day of the week.

Someone convince me that transitioning is worth it, as apposed to killing myself or being a drug or alcohol addict.

Has your life really improved since you transitioned?

>>5919593
Let me throw my head back and laugh.
HAHAHAHAHA.

>>5919580
pretty much this its actually really sad seeing people like brad, ffs anon etc say they don't pass it just tells you the true damage of dysphoria

>>5919597
You should lurk more.

>>5919597
objectively, my life is way better now.
I just cant accept being what I am and would go back in time to kill myself or shoot heroin.

>>5919601
wat why

>>5919596
<3<3<3

>>5919597
>Has your life really improved since you transitioned?
yes.
life is objectively better when you're alive.

>>5919590
Still jelly

>>5919597
I'm less of an alcohol and drug addict
And i'm in psychotherapy
Idk, i hope things get better

>>5919589
Most cis women aren't super feminin either

>>5919582
If I had money I'd get ffs and take a 6mX6m headshot and send it to her with a card reading. At least this faggot is prettier than you

>>5919597
no

>>5919576
>>5882839
>>5882839

>>5919607
Come on PC. You stopped being a boy a long time ago. If everything was normal you would have been a young man making his way in the world right about now. Since that is obviously not possible I'll settle with a fairly functioning young woman instead of an androgynous neet mess scared of life.

>>5919616
That shouldn't stop you from trying.

>>5919597
Yes, I can honestly say my parents would probably have buried me if I didn't

>>5919621
but what about getting dick and being pretty?

>>5919633
any gay man can get dick
>being pretty?
u must be thinking of someone else

>>5919630
>neet
hey, I am not a neet ._.

also: hello senpai! how are you?

>>5919633
You can do that as gay too.

>>5919630
But i'm already doing my best :(

>>5919621
Oh please, is that really your advice to someone asking?