/mtfg/ fill in the blank edition

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>>5904682
Depressed and never well dressed

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>>5904682
first

>>5904683
21 on hrt for 8 months

>>5904693
Not even.
2nd is still losing.

>>5904693
>tfw no kayla bf

>>5904694
8 months? What did you look like before?

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>>5904665
I'm not going to talk about specifics here, but I was wrong, and that became very obvious to me over the past while. My mistake was in thinking that romantic attraction and sexual orientation are the same thing. I just wish that this fact wasn't causing someone as much hurt as it is.

>>5904697
2nd place is the first loser, that's what my evil step dad always said, he also said "drop your cocks and grab your socks" every morning so I could be forced to work construction with him.

>>5904706
just shave your head bro

>>5904704

woah what happened while i was in portland tho lol

>>5904711
no way, I am never cutting my hair, I want it to go past my boobs

>>5904704
haha, transbians hons suffering are my favourite thing

>>5904697

valq i thought you had a gf?

what gives?

>>5904679

>>5904704
Fair enough
I mean, good that you figured it out at least

>>5904721
elanna is a straight man and should be filtered like all straight male chasers in mtfg. just ignore him and maybe he'll go away like larry

>>5904716
those are not boobs my friend
more like mangled road side cones

>>5904729
trip on edie

>>5904701
unsee dot cc slash gumobide

>>5904733

i don't post as anon ever. i'd rather just tell kayla she's a man with my trip on.

>>5904712
I'm straight ;_;

>>5904723
Sooner would have been better so there were less feels involved. ;_;

>>5904728
Can you even read?

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First for I'm not a chaser dammit!

not even 20 posts in and bitter hons already bitch about dem evil lesbians lmao
what's everyone up to ?
I still hate UTIs yo

>>5904722
S/he is questioning and trying out cypro ATM.

Tbh, I think I will have a gf within a month or so.

But, for now, I have the big arms and warm chest to snuggle into

>>5904744
what happened to your wife, sir?

>>5904736
You had good genetics. Lucky bitch!

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If lupron is 100% covered by my insurance should I just switch to that?
>>5904692
Same desu.

>>5904744
get the fuck outta here you hairy son of a bitch

and shave your fucking beard

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>>5904736
Such a cute!!! And I know I've seen that picture before

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>>5904747
>sir
awww babies first insult
adorbz
>>5904753
nah bud

>>5904752
Always always always switch to Lupron if you can get it.

>>5904736
reeeee

>>5904755
She was passing before :/

E just made her pretty AND passing

>>5904736

desu even though its a wig, you looked cuter back then. Now you look really normie-ish.

>>5904744
Hey, it's everyone's favourite bug-eyed transbian sack of shit! How's it hanging? Your mutilated penis I mean.

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>>5904729
They aren't mangled and they are rounding out now.

>tfw tsa shitlords call u a man by scanning u as one
I'm being oppressed Goddamnit

>>5904736
cute :)

>>5904757
>le tranny bantz xD
kill yourself freak

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>>5904740

woah
how did it end up that after paragraphs of you helping me accept my bisexuality with ur personal experiences with liking women that i ended up falling for a girl and now ur straight lmao

>>5904744

i just got home and i'm signing up for the tegan and sara newsletter as well as ordering 30 more flannels tbhonest
the gay agenda is real

n o b f
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>>5904763
can I borrow your "tits"

I have some yard work to do

>>5904744
go to h*ck fr*cking tramsbiends. .

>>5904763
put those shrivelled cones away sir

>>5904766
the only thing oppressing you is your manface

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I glad that thread I made last night went well. Because I really expect a flood of shitposting.

>select all images of store fronts

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>>5904774
wow didn't attach

>>5904766
>tfw they scan you as female and then have to pat you down because they think you're hiding something on your pants

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>>5904762
>>5904770
why so angry ?
>>5904773
lmao for reelz ?

>>5904782
post your butt

>>5904761
i feel a lot better about myself and i actually have a personality now rather than being a depressed robot. seems worth it

>>5904763
Mine are still aching and warm like crazy...
The nips snoop out, then boobs widen, snoop out, widen. It's only slight, but when the nips snoop, I know I'm about to get growth

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>>5904763
imagine how big and round they will be when kayla is 2 years into hrt

>>5904782
looks like a faggot for sure but a cute one

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>>5904774

n o m o n e y n o f a m i l y
16 in the middle of miami

>>5904786

ye. lol
at least i guess. idk. i'm bi or pan or w/e label works, idrc much about it. kind of only genuinely interested in one girl now tho and not anyone else and she's rly super great and gives me feelz.

>>5904789
yeah I am getting the same thing, I thank god my family has kick ass boob genes on both sides
though I am totally fucking over boob pain, its hurts so bad

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>>5904779
Take. That. Back.

>>5904787
Ok hold on
>>5904799
ty

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>mfw company email says that there's gonna be a lot of work, but there is no work today
Ehhh, 30/hr guarantee for 5hrs today ain't bad for being paid to shitpost. I just sorta want to work today. (｡>﹏<｡)
>>5904758
Word? Alright. I was looking at the covered meds for something else and saw it in there, so
guess I'll ask for that then.

>>5904805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPYQ8_pYxM

>>5904802
daww that's sweet :3
I'm happy for you
who needs labels just got with whatever makes you feel nice and happy tbqh

>>5904807
what happened to your gf? did you two break up?

First endocrinologist appointment today. It was a referral from my physician after I broke down and cried like a bitch about gender dysphoria. Been seeing a therapist for a few months.

How do I get him to give me mones today?

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It's fun trolling stupid trannies

>>5904821
threaten you will cut your testicles off

>>5904812
Lmao

>>5904821
tell him you're seeing a therapist and in general be honest
good luck anon

>>5904827
sounds painful.

>>5904821
have a blood test and psych writeup (if they need it) ready

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>>5904822
Watch out for Mario.

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>>5904814

ty bb ^__^ o ye there's nice feels. she's like uh.... yknow like tfw when drinking a hot cup of coco under a blanket. or like tfw you take the first bite of a pizza after not eatin all day. like tfw laying in the grass on a nice sunny day. or like coming home after it's been raining all day and sitting next to a warm fireplace. that's how she makes me feel. who cares bout label stuff it's dumb.

how have you and your gf been doing? i want to say good from what i've read, but i haven't slrpt and my memory is kind of whack rn lol

>>5904814
>who needs labels
Says the creepy straight Austrian man in a dress kek

>>5904817
she died in a firey explosion i don't want to talk about it

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>>5904839
I wish I could make this shit up.

>>5904821
What country? I don't know where you're from, but here you need a referral from a psychiatrist (not a psychologist) and your gucci.

>>5904802
>>5904842

:3 crush Edie best edie

>>5904773
I honestly don't know, and it's confusing the hell out of me, there's two possibilities:
-Either I'm bi and my sexuality flip flops in cycles
-Or, I'm straight and confused romantic attraction to sexual orientation.

Biromantic might be a better word? Idk. I fully accept whatever the reality is, but I feel pretty terrible about it because of what it's doing to the other person involved. I'll admit that this isn't an outcome that I anticipated, but I'm glad that you had a good time in Portland, it sounded like a good experience on the whole.

>>5904845
come here and i'll treat you like a princess that you are

>>5904834
for you

>>5904842
aww all of those feels are pretty damn nice :3
>how have you and your gf been doing?
good ^_^
we decided to fly to her parents again in may and started planing moving together
other than that she gave me a UTI and I gave her the flu ^^

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>>5904821
If you can take a parent w/ you. If they say "life is suffer for anon because tfw no mones", then they'll be more willing to give you em. That's what happened to me at least.
>>5904846
That shit is still habbening? idgi, I'm a tranny, my trip is tranny, why are they so upsetti?

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Why the fuck do I order these I literally never enjoy them

>>5904850
Could be that you just like flirting with girls on the internet and it has nothing to do with sexuality at all

>>5904843
>in dress
I never wear dresses tho

>>5904860
Because there are some people who think that the word "tranny" is like calling a Jewish person a kike or a Chinese person a chink.

They don't realise that words don't have power unless they give them power.

>>5904862
pretty sure complaining that you are in a bar having a good time is going to fall on deaf ears

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>>5904857

>>5904862
that's a weird looking beer

>>5904874
It's not all bad. There's a guy sucking my dick under the table

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>>5904881
Tfw you aren't blowing maddie

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>>5904862
Cause they're fun to order ?

>>5904881
>fetishist

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>>5904848

(◕ω◕) mfw

>>5904850

well i mean i totally get the whole feeling bad about the other person involved thing, but it's not really your fault. you should try to just think about what it is you want prob and if they care about you enough they will want what's best for you. for me, romantic and emotional/intellectual attraction turn into sexual attraction, so i just like who i like. if you can't fulfill those certain needs tho and you're just not feeling it, then....that's not ur fault, like you're not obligated to each other and this will be a learning experience for both of you. sometimes it's just not meant to be even when you rly want it to be. but ye idk. chin up bb. errything will turn out fine.

>>5904859

how long have yall been dating now? it's been a pretty long while right? moving in is so exciting. seeing the person you love every day is great, i'm excited for you!! lmao @ the flu and UTI tho. i mean they say that sharing is caring....

>>5904862

maddie r u ok...

>>5904862
Bad drink desu

>>5904884
I'm going to come over and suck yours Kayla

>never been flirted with before in my entire life
>"lol why do people find it so difficult to just be honest when turning people down?"
>begin transitioning
>suddenly getting flirted with and asked out
>o-ohh... it's actually quite difficult.

>>5904842
>who cares bout label stuff it's dumb.
ye :3

>>5904889
>how long have yall been dating now ?
roughly a year :3
>moving in is so exciting. seeing the person you love every day is great, i'm excited for you!!
thanks :3
>lmao @ the flu and UTI tho. i mean they say that sharing is caring....
this way we can cuddle without fear of making each other sick and care for each other and bitch about being sick together
10/10 would recommend if you plan to get sick do it with someone you love ^^

>>5904869
It is imo, but your right about the power.
>>5904862
>tfw no /mtfg/ drinking party right now
>>5904893
Good thing I'll never have to worry about this, l-lol

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>>5904892
n..no

>>5904899
Gonna pin you down and force you to have sex with my srs vagina

>>5904898
you'd be surprised at how far you have to hide to not ever get propositioned

>>5904905
Nah, I go out daily, I'm just an awkward ugly hon desu. I'm not gonna have to deal with turning down anyone.

>>5904881
In public? gross.

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>>5904901
Lewdd

>>5904909
Prude

It was really cold and he had to hold me down and choked me a little bit and then ate me out and fucked my brains out a few times

>>5904896
>tfw always getting sick alone

>>5904912
I'm a good boy, that likes to act civilized in public thank you.

Smug_animu_grill.png

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>>5904904
welp killed it

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>>5904908
See it from the bright side, you wont have to deal with being rejected either.

>>5904889
>learning experience for both of you
i hope you're right but i'm still waiting for a constructive lesson on my end

>>5904914
holy moly

>>5904920
fuck off Cartman

>>5904847
US
I was supposed to have a psychiatrist referral too but the endo appointment came up first. The psychiatrist office also really discouraged me from seeing a psychiatrist there because I'm out of network. They said the psychiatrist appointment would be "very far out" in time so I should make sure I try to find someone in network instead since it might "be very expensive".

I assume they know what they're doing.

>>5904918
Gonna teach you how to be a real man for me.

>>5904928
just stop

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>>5904926
Never

>>5904932
I'll let you keep cross dressing from time to time if you want. That should be good enough for you, right?

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>meeting friends for dinner
>waitress starts fumbling over her words, compliments my hair, and gets generally giddy as she seats us
>she comes back over to the table almost immediately after we sit down
>"I'm sorry I don't mean to be weird, but are you male to female transgender?"
>"Yeah, I am"
>proceeds to sit down at our table explaining how she's just started, hasn't really come out, has never met another trans person before, and asks intimate details about hormone therapy and my experience

Part of me is glad I could help the kid, the other part of me fucking hates being visibly trans. If I was with the wrong people she could have really fucked my night up. The whole thing was so embarrassing regardless.

I don't want to go to work today.

>>5904941
enough
im out of here

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>>5904920
I still will. I still want to have someone, even though I'm not really like at enough for one.

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>>5904920
Hi Cartman, how.ru?

>>5904942
What the fuck? Literally how did anyone clock you

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>>5904944
Rekt

>>5904947
It happens, obviously. You're sweet.

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>>5904895

they're for suckers! that's what!

>>5904896

D'AW OMG that's so wonderful ;3; I'M CLAPPING IRL FOR YOU LMAO
yall gonna have so much fun i'm jelly. pls post all ur shenanigans in the threads!!!!

>>5904922

well on one side you got understanding other people's needs, and on the other you have understanding your own. i'd think that from there, once you have discovered what those are, you have to decide what you want and what you're willing to give up to get it, and whether it's worth it, and.....then you grow. even if it hurts. that's how it will be for the both of ya.

>>5904862
proof trannies are retards

>>5904470
I'm not that degenerate, I won't touch that stuff. I told some down low guy in HS who was a big cis (presumably) het guy I wanted to be a girl and dressed up for him, he took pics and after breaking up with me, told other people and showed my pics.Then I became "the tranny".

>>5904942
How fucking unprofessional

I would have left

>>5904947
Some people just have that ability.

some folks just have higher perception than others.

>>5904942
>>5904947
>>5904952
could it just be that trannies who obsess over their own looks have eagle eyes for other trannies?

>>5904955
>all this is your fantasy

>>5904958

that's literally it, ya.

>>5904958
Naturally trannies are better at clocking trannies than other people but caddy passes flawlessly

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>>5904953
dawww thanks :3
>pls post all ur shenanigans in the threads!!!!
ofc :D

>>5904947
>>5904958
>>5904960
honestly, you're not going to like hearing this as it's an unpopular opinion, but sometimes it's just obvious. caddy is a very sweet girl who is adorable, but to say she is completely passing is an overstatement. i feel like that goes for a lot of people i've come across here. some are passing for sure though. sorry if this offends anyone.

Just spent all of my Chem lecture talking about sex hormones. They're onto me.

>>5904961
>>5904958
it's like trannies are a different species. They can tell their own kind

>>5904863
That would be the simplest explanation, but the reality is that there was a large amount of face to face interaction and there was genuine chemistry. Online flirting is one thing and shouldn't be read into too much, but idk.

>>5904889
I'm trying not to put blame on myself but it's hard not to, it's something I just tend to do. We've been talking about it, and for as much hurt as there is now I feel that being up front about it now rather than further down the road means less hurt. It sucks because as I said, there was chemistry, I'll still maintain I can feel that kind of attraction to other girls. I think everything will be ok, there just needs to be time.

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>>5904956
It was really unprofessional. She's nineteen though, and a spazz so I can't be too upset at her. We exchanged information and my first message is going to be a rundown on how much of a bad idea it was of her to do that, especially in front of other people.

>>5904958
or that I don't pass very well

I have to go start getting ready.

>>5904967
>but to say she is completely passing is an overstatement
This.

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>>5904973

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>>5904945
>I still will. I still want to have someone
You'll have to work out that feeling or problem on your own though.
>>5904946
Bad, this whole belgium bombing ruined my entire morning on my free day. Every fucking where I go or do immigrants somehow find a way to either directly or indirectly ruin my goddamn day.

>>5904969
iktf lol
also cis/trans alkenes. meanwhile we're sitting there wearing makeup and eyeliner

>>5904974
>This.
i hope you know i didn't mean that in a disparaging way. i like you caddy and you're nothing but sweet, but aren't you still early in your stage? i think you're going to be fine down the road, probably shortly down the road, but it's one of those things where it's impossible to expedite the process.

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>>5904965

^-^ yey

>>5904967

regardless of anyone's passability i think to say that we don't all clock one another pretty quickly irl is a lie. anon is right >>5904971
a new kind of human. shemale maximus

>>5904973

yaaa, totally. :/ and good on you for being upfront and honest about it, most ppl would be too scared to.

>>5904986
>TFW filling out paperwork
>"y u here?"
>I'm fucking crazy and was referred because gender dysphoria

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>>5904989

>>5904989
>regardless
i don't disagree trannies can clock each other easily than cis people because we tend to magnify certain features that are masculine or simply "off". sometimes trannies read into things and clock someone wrongly too.

>>5904967
on one hand I understand you.

on the other hand, I definitely feel there is a degree of confirmation bias here. The people who tend to clock the most passing trannies are also the kind of people who like to brush over the fact that they flag false positives on a lot of cis girls too.

see
>>5898173

It's all sensitivity vs specificity. If you are looking for trannies, you will reduce the number of false negatives and increase true positives, at the expense of increasing false positives.

It's the same with racists like me. I increased the sensitivity of my Jewdar so I can spot most kikes a mile off, but I'll admit I've made my fair share of false calls where I'll say to myself "I bet they're a Jew", then google them, find nothing indicating any Jewishness, and try and forget it happened. But if they ARE Jewish then of course I'm going to make noise about it like HAH I told you they were part yid!

>>5904942
>tfw totally open up when people ask me about trans stuff
it's quite fascinating how interested people are that don't really have a concept of trans... in a positive way.

>>5904953
are you going to use faye's trip forever now? x3

>>5904965
:333

>>5904999
I have been told I look like a ftm more than I would like to admit

its either dykes are stepping up their game and looking sexy af like yours truly or some gaydars need a battery change

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>>5904978
Yeah I get that. We take Muslim refugees from europe here too. I have no idea why. I'm not even entirely anti-refugee. If there was some sort of Calamity happening in the oceanic region I could understand taking in refugees. But why are we taking in Syrians just to keep political relations happy when we already have good trade deals? baka.

>>5904989
Well, given how much time you spend on your looks, your transdar is certainly very accurate, bu not all trans people have that ability. I routinely have trans newbies at the LGBT group I go to go "WTF are you doing here?" when I mention I'm asexual. I suspect the first impression I give off is that of a bull dyke.

>>5904994
I definitely should have had a psychiatrist visit first.
Why were they scheduled at the same time but the psychiatrist so far off? Shouldn't he have warned me about this?

Oh god this is going to end poorly.

I bet my endo is ooooold

>>5905002
yeah, i agree with the confirmation bias as i wrote >>5904999

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>>5904995

w-what?

>>5904999

i am glad we agree.

>>5905004

>are you going to use faye's trip forever now? x3
maybe..........idk .////. it reminds me of her..

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>tfw nobody wants you
>>5904978
I'll have to ask /r9k/ how they deal with it then.
>>5905013
You could cry? That might help.

>>5905024
aww :3

>>5905006
i get told i look like ftm in my pre pictures and always took that as a quasi backhanded compliment for a healthy blend of masculinity and femininity albeit different starting points

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>>5905024
Idk
I'm just posting random pics today

>>5904986
I know. You put it very delicately.

>>5905007
None of the refugees we get are str8 out of Syria. They have all began their journey to Europe from a safehaven like Turkey where they get what they need. They are benefit chasers or terrorists, its the reason we have grown men claiming to be kids since they then get special protection and benefits going under the child conventions meaning you cant even demand papers from them to prove who they are.

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>tfw you have a dream about having a three way with two trips
I need to take a break from this place

>>5905049
Nah, that means you need to post more.

>>5905049
:*

Ugh. Paperwork is the devil. Well. Nearly finished. Just need a doctor and I can start fixing my ID. It's frightening that this has gotten easier, and that this is what easier looks like. Stupid being born abroad.

Oof. Edie. You crushing is so fucking adorable.

Where can I buy cute boy/girl shorts to wear around the house and to bed without anybody suspecting something? I'm out to my parents but I don't want to make the situation awkward for other family, guests, etc.

>>5905061
Thrift stores!

>>5905065
Ew, I don't know where those clothes have been.

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>>5905028
>>5905057

·//////////3//////·
i'm gonna try to stop talkin bout her so much but whenever i crush like this it's hard not to yknow

>>5905032

o ok
good morning~~

>>5905072
hi Edie :3

>>5905074
do you fuck dogs?

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>>5905074

hello hru

>>5905068
Usually to the dry cleaner.

>>5904782
qt

>>5905086
pretty happy, I feel confidant today. How are you?

>>5904782
BEEP YOU LOOK SO GOOD
come here gimme a hug

>>5904862
>tfw no qt tranny bartender gf

>>5905093
Somebody thought I was you the other day in TC.


Fucking hair

>>5905080
>>5905093
>>5904812
Does this mean Red wants to fuck Maddie?

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>>5905072
Morning

>Go to a psychologist
>at a place that's dedicated to sexuality and gender issues in youth
>keep bringing up gender stuff
>she keeps moving the topic away straight away and giving vague answers
>always feel like I have to force the topic to go that way

Idk if it's just because its a touchy subject and she doesn't want to rush right in to it or if she has a problem but i dunno what to do, I wanna get started on hrt before my birthday this year

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Can't you guys try to be a little more interesting?
I am bored out of my mind and you aren't helping.

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Who /virgin/ here?

>>5905105
not me

suck it

>>5905098
yes

>>5905102
Tell me more about yourself ^^ I know like nada

>>5905109
I can't confirm or deny this
but as long as she's cute
>>5905111
heyyyy~

>>5905105
nope

>>5905105
>tfw getting tied up beat and other stuff but still a kissless virgin

>>5905105
Unfortunately no.

>>5905111
What do you want to know? But keep it simple. I am sick as a dog and have a really bad headache.

>>5905118
That's Austrians for you.

>>5904881
Through the diaper? How does that work?

>>5905130

Austrians are cool... i think

therapedungeon has this pretty funny austrian mtf and shes pretty chill.

>>5905105
when i was 13 my brothers friend and I made out and sucked eachothers dicks

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>>5905118

>>5905130
Are you in Europe? Also, are you straight?
>>5905113
Hi

>>5905134
I posted this, i forgot to ask does it count?

>>5905133
Austrians are just discount Germans, and Germans aren't exactly topping the popularity pools, especially now. Austrian tips here were either annoying or bland and boring.

does mtfg like kanye??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIcIcQvHU8

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>>5905134
>>5905119
>>5905107
Unpure

Heya /mtfg/
What's up ? ^-^

>>5905105
>>5905137
Should I watch that anime, is it any good.

>>5905149
>nig music

Thats degenerate t.bh

>>5905153
fuck u

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>>5905141
Yes I am in Europe. And yes I am straight, not that it really matters as anon.

>>5905149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuhl6Ji5zHM
of course

>tfw happy but also getting nostalgic about all the times i got blind drunk and screamed into the night sky and broke my hands punching stone out of pure tranny anguish because that feeling of freedom, no ties, no controls, being lost in the moment, completely intoxicated and uncaring before blacking out into oblivion was the closest thing to happiness i had

who else knows that feel

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>>5905158
I was just curious

>>5905149
I donated my last two paychecks to help him with his debt :)

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>>5905153
Getting closer to finishing the GODMACHINE ofc


>>5905154
Its very cute im only a few episodes in and the characters are great, i think Saya is best girl>>5905156

>>5905137
:3

>>5905147
>implying implications

>>5905147
But all of the german trips have been pretty cool, right ? ^-^

>>5905166
>Its very cute im only a few episodes in and the characters are great
If it sucks I'm never trusting your vouching again senpai.

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>>5905164
Maddie, sorry to burst your bubble, but I am a dude. I thought you knew that, you even called me marathonanon.

>>5905170

huh your german?

didnt realize that cuz german women look manly but you dont...

>>5905177
I see
The hugbox is working again

>>5904979
I'm pre everything so it's not like anyone really knows shit but still. I was sweatingman.jpg

Which trip would maddie make the cutest couple with?

>>5905181
noella

>>5905174
Wha-a?? I did know you were a dude, I wanted to know if you were a straight dude and am curious why you hang out here

>>5905179


for reals tho, german women always look more manly than other european women.

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>>5905167
Imi ever since I started coming all you ever did was do the usual
>tfw no bf/gf
>I'll never be the little girl
>tfw mand-(insert part of the body here)
tranny depression dance.

>>5905170
No most of them were bland and boring.

>>5905174
weirdly hot desu

>>5905181
Bexe

>endo was totally in the loop
>wanted letter from psychologist and blood work
>pointed out the acne scars
>Said normally he wanted patients to live like the other gender for a year (red alert) but said that is considered kind of cruel and pushed that aside
>said get me the note and blood work and we'll talk again
>said in the meantime consider living like a woman
>receptionist scheduled next appointment in fucking July, "doc said in 3 months"
>go stab myself to get blood work done
Fuck me

>>5905192
I think that's a meme
Most girls around here are really pretty
But also very tall

>>5905193
Wait ... Who do we even have
I mean phienchen is pretty nice
Not sure who of the other trips is german

>>5905172
Remember, I am not liable for you having a bad time senpai

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>>5905181

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>>5905193
Good thing I don't do that. :^)

>>5905205
Do you really want my lousy time to be on your conscious?
Could you live with yourself? I thought you were a good person Dana.

>ywn have Faye and Edie take turns dominating you.

Thank God. I hate trannies

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>>5905191
Oh the usual question. And the answer is very simple. All of you, when not being horribly depressive and horribly lonely are hilarious. Like laugh out loud funny. And not in a bad way mind you.
This little general is a window into the eye of insanity. So I come here from time to time to take a peek, do a bit of funposting, maybe cheer up someone. By now I am just a part of the scenery. I had to prove myself to the previous generation of trips after I followed them from /fit (which they were trolling on). And I keep my distance.

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>>5905218
Ya you are the only male poster I like

>>5905206
Looks like Alan Rickman (rest in peace)

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>>5905204
PC is nice yes but a black hole of insecurity. She should be prescribed to overactive kids to bring them down. She hasn't really shown much of her personality besides the negativity that colors her every thought and action.

>>5905211
Oh pleby.

>>5905212
I honestly dont know how I bother waking up everyday to bust my ass working on shitty vehicles that shitters dont take care of

>>5905218
I used to want to hate you cause you're a bit of an asshole, but it's hard when we always agree on shit. Plus you posted some books I've since ready and enjoyed.

>>5905228
Oh bo hoo, if you knew what I was doing for a living you wouldn't be complaining. I am pretty much always dealing with the worst shitheads. Luckily I dont work full time.

today should be my last visit to the clinic /mtfg/
And I'll get whoremones.

I literally don't know what I'll do if I don't.

>>5905234
I wish I worked full time, then I could afford to set up my base of degeneracy and memes

>>5905235
If you don't get your hormones you'll ask why and figure out, with the doctor's help if possible, how to get yourself on hormones asap.

>>5905224
The fuck u say about me u Lil bitch?

>>5905235
good luck anon!

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>>5905193
>all you ever did
uh nah not really
I do random smalltalk, answering questions and stuff mostly
>tfw no bf/gf
>depression dance
I do that occasionally yeah
...I'm lonely, what shall I do

>I'll never be the little girl
>tfw mand-(insert part of the body here)
I never did that tbdesu tho
only bodyparts I ever complained about are ribcage and nose, I'm not considering them manly, just unfortunate.

don't know where you're getting that from

...oh yeah, also cats.

>>5905234
What do you work as?

>>5904692
more like repressed and never well dressed
;-;

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>>5905245
Mind your own business lassy, you dont ask a person what they work as.

>>5904704
how do you get your trip code !wjjdifje to say things like penis?

does anybody have that one voice lesson Kayla posted on vocaroo?

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>>5905223
I am glad I made the cut. ANd you shouldn't pay too much attention to what complete strangers on the Internet post on a Burmese stick fighting forum.

>>5905233
What can I say anon? Girls like assholes.
Do you need something to read?

>>5905243
Dogs are better.

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>>5905252
>Dogs are better.
why not both?

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>tfw no beer
why live ;_;

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>>5905248
I thought we were friends. It's okay, you don't have to be ashamed. I'm working a deadbeat job at a petrol station right now. We literally get the lowest of the low bogans and abos in all the time. It's horrible.

>>5905250
She hooked up with someone with a gpu to generate trips.

>>5905252
Nah. My shortlist is already too big right now.

>>5905258
>tfw no weed

no better feel when your gf is sucking your dick and you're sucking hers

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>>5905258
>>5905263
>tfw no beer or weed

>>5905252
>You will never be rich enough to maintain a pack of dogs and own a large plot of land for them to run around
Not even a fucking yard with how shitty this country this is.
>>5905261
You dont need to know, it's my business.

>tfw more weed than I need

feels good desu

hey violette, you still lurking around here?

>>5905265
>no better feel
m8 you really know nothing yet

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>>5905268
It's okay. I hope it works out and you can move into a job you're more passionate about and enjoy some day.

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>>5905271

Hey Red did those guys on Yik Yak ever ask you out?

>>5905248

its cool to want to be private about it, but asking what someone does for a living is like the most standard polite small talk

>>5905270
gimme some senpai

>>5905276
one guy asked me for my number, and I gave it. I could tell he was the one from the yikyak. Skinny nerd. Are you violette?

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>>5905227
>tfw almost out of weed
>tfw no beer

>>5905272
i know i'm excited, we had to relearn sex with each other because we met after weeks of being on HRT and have transitioned together, but after we've had srs (should be next year sometime), we get to learn all over again. it'll be really special

>>5905285

no, and lol did he call you or forgot he even had your number?

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>>5905275
I like my job I just dont wanna talk about it, but I'd rather be in the army.
>>5905279
No it fucking isn't, maybe I dont fucking want to talk about my job, a job can say a lot about a person and their status and I aint fucking sharing.

>>5905288
>tfw so much lsd, mdma and 2-ce
Don't really know what to do with all the stuff

>>5905294
You sell various dildos at conventions

>>5905291
texted me. We're having a nice conversation. He might ask me out.

>>5905294
Cartman confirmed for untouchable caste-tier subhuman

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>>5905294

>>5905299
He paints the veins on realistic dildos

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>>5905289
neat
good luck and have fun :)
>>5905266
>>5905263
weed is bad tho
pic related me after smoking a blunt in front of buckingham palace

>>5905294
What corps would you prefer to join?

>>5905298
>tfw almost out of everything including 2c-e

>>5905307
damn, I didn't know weed makes you ugly

Do y'all do research chemicals? my friend says they're gr8

>>5905303
>>5905305
I dont know where you guys live but I've literally never seen anyone ask anyone what they do for a living unless they looked fucking succesful.

>>5905308
Any corps that gives me frontline duty, I'm not picky really.

>>5905294
maybe its just the world i live in but ive been to enough adult social events to know that the number one question everyone asks each other is always "so, what do you do for a living?"

its just a convo starter, cause everyones got a different answer. its a polite way to show interest in another person. again its ok to be private about it but im just sayin

whats the easiest way to kill myself without a gun

>>5905311
I've done research with chemicals. But just reading the MSDS on those would make your skin crawl.

>>5905310
the more you know

>>5905315
helium

>>5905311
Red pls

>>5905311
They're very different
Some are great, some are shit
Some are just strange

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>>5905312
>I've literally never seen anyone ask anyone what they do for a living
It's like the second thing I ask someone when meeting them after "what's your name?"

>>5905314
This. It's kind of just a way to get to know someone better. It's not supposed to be invasive. It's just a big part of what makes you you.

>>5905312
Does Sweden even have an army? And not some glorified disaster relief corps?

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>>5905325
>gifs
Also not everyone has a cool job like you.

>>5905309
I already said it
But i don't think i could ever run out of 2ce

>>5905311
They can be ! There's a little more risks, just don't go over board and they're gr88

Ordering 5g of 50x salvia before it becomes illegal in Bongistan.
#priorities

>>5905325
Maybe you should have more consideration for people and leave that for another time when you get to know each other. What if someone works as a fucking garbage man, you're not gonna make any conversations out of that.

Just because you're comfortable enough to talk about your work doesn't mean others are, especially if it's the 2nd fucking thing you ask after getting someones name.

>>5905326
We do we just dont use it and the budget never gets raised because of pacifists so we got what we got. We still innovate with airplanes and hi-tech stuff that we export, keep in mind Sweden is one of the top 10 largest weapon exporter in the world, but as for our actual army its slim.

>>5905333
Explains a lot about you desu

>>5905332
Seziurs and over powering hallucinations be careful senpai

>>5905333
Have you ever thought about private security or something similar? Physical, technical, you name it. More and more economic analysts think that the security services sector is going to experience a boom given the current state of affairs in Europe. I don't know how accurate that analysis is but it sounds reasonable.

>>5905342
>seizures
i've done it before fampai, is there something i need to know?
never heard of seizures before. sure the jews aren't lying to you?

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>>5905339
Your speculations doesn't say shit.

Im bored... Goodbye for now...

>>5905339
cartman has a point, not everyone is proud of their jobs, and not everyone has one. i'm a waitress. but if someone considers me wholly male i'm gonna be shy about saying it. what if someone does sex work? i know asking someone's job is polite conversation, its smalltalk, it's not a big deal desu, but it is situational and individual and not realising that is kinda privilege desu

>>5905357
baba

>>5905206
qt

>>5905366
Cartman has said enough hateful shit that he'll never earn any sympathy from me.

And if talking about anything other than the weather triggers you, then that's your prerogative.

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>>5905258
>tfw fridge full of beer and a qoz of bluedream that i paid 1 session of fellacio for

good thing my dealer's a qt

>>5905307
>tfw you will never be a proper woman

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>>5905258
tfw cheap wine that tastes sort of bleh.
It get's the job done at least desu.

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>>5905379
Is that pepe crying?

>>5905258
>beer
>>5905384
>wine
>not gin
Get on my level, nerds

>>5905366
Asking someone's job is literally never rude, it's basic small talk. If you don't want to answer that's also completely fine and nobody should keep pressing you for an answer if you say you don't want to talk about it. But to say that asking about your job is too personal in the first place shows that you have little social experience.

>>5905387
Yes, tears of joy and stonedness

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>>5905388
I was poor when I bought it. I usually drink Jameson tho.