/mtfg/ transgirl general - feels edition

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>>5903199
what if I wasnt ready

Tf

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One day someone will fix the op links

boring monday desu

>>5903212
10/10 maddie i have no business being awake at 4am but i mean goddamn killed me

>>5903212
only 5? no wonder u didnt get included in the lez out

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>tfw no sweet chili heat doritos

>>5903218
No one believes me when I say I have a cute feminine penis

>>5903219
I've never had this pleasure.

>>5903215
p cool tuesday desu

>>5903216
Go to bed ^=^

>>5903230
i gotta listen to Lorde and cry about how perfect Aife is and how great my life is tho

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It's happening!

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>>5903219
>tfw no doritos at all
y

>>5903235
>2 minutes
Jealous desu
would take me far longer

>>5903097
Is it finally happening
>>5903113
I'll play board games with you.

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>>5903224
I'll describe it in haiku

Spicy tortilla
Delicious, crunchy, salty
My keyboard's greasy

>tfw tiny thumb sized intersex flesh lump
>hit the T, it suddenly explosively hits 7 inches and hurts when aroused and ends up with skinflap phimosis
>get stretch marks and skin tears easily when attempting sex
>no pleasure from it at all
>scars stand out like white ropes
>start HRT and it shrinks back to thumb size again and then smaller

god made me wrong

>>5903256
If it weren't for the skin tears and lack of pleasure that'd be pretty amazing; as it is sounds like it really was pretty awful though.

>>5903252
Stomach growling
nachoes not in my stomach
tears in my eyes senpai

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>tfw no one to do this to you

>>5903286
you fucked up..

>>5903288
the autocorrect fucked me up

I said tears in my eyes fa.m
instead of senpai

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>tfw 45 min layover and literally all you could do was think about your girl crush the entire trip

h e l p m e I need like a 12 step program to help manage this lmao
Seattle is so pretty tho

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>>5903272
dang it Joan you love my junk in every thread i post its weird girl you got issues

>>5903292
i meant the first line.

>>5903286
That's natcho finest job counting syllables ;~;

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No one ever (You)s me. Im just a poor girl who craves cock.

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>Ctrl+F "precum soaked penis"
>0 results found
What the hell?

>>5903306
girljuice sodden mutilated fuckstick

>>5903304
(you)
And iktf (for the cock part)

>>5903225
what if I only fit on one side but the other side has a gap

what do if lopsided bops?

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>>5903304
I recognize you from that picture because I saved it because I found it hawt ;~;

>>5903306
We're gay now

>>5903296
Oh, is it you again; haha, sorry, I don't mean to be creeping on you. (But yeah, I have issues, no question about it...)

>>5903337

>tfw just a straight man in a dress trying to provide for his lil lady

kayla you here?

>>5903306
We've been talking about a elanna's fellatio simulator game, what more do you want.

>Tfw no precum soaked penis to put in mouth
>tfw no gf
>tfw no bf
>no estrogen field precum soaked penisss to suck on and my my girlfriend squeal
>>5903306
You happy?
>>5903304
Iktf
Dicks are great desu
>>5903347
Lmao
YOURE A MAN
>>5903287
Tfw no one to do it to
>tfw no one to fuck your face
>>5903220
Post dick
>>5903215
Garfield eating lasagna .webm

>>5903347
Lmao
>>5903359
D: I'm no Kayla tbqh

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>>5903351
I need to fund this, where do I send my check?

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>>5903359

me on the right

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>chatting to gf about star signs
>talking for like an hour about it
>absentmindedly start fingering myself
>suddenly she stops and asks what the heck I'm doing
>I didn't even realise I was doing it, I just get sorta lost in her when we talk, she's just captivating

>>5903359
>You happy?
yes tyvm

>>5903403
>tfw no kisses

>>5903411
*kiss*

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>>5903416

I think they sat me at the emergency exit. how am I gonna help ppl not die if we crash like I can barely help myself

>>5903430
Normally they'll ask you if you're ok with that responsibility. You sure you didn't drunkenly agree to it?

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>>5903434

I drunkenly accepted that responsibility, yes

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>>5903404
Yw
>>5903400
Same desu
I just want to make her happy~ and give her everything she needs and wants....
But I'm a beta, so
Lmao
>>5903372
I just like dicks

>>5903212
>I will soon

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>tfw you can't sleep because you can't deal with life and you cant deal with life because you're a zombie and can't sleep.

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>tfw you realize you don't hate yourself
>tfw you gave up on yourself
https://youtu.be/rcFOUk21b0o?t=6m20s

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>>5903438
See how this could have been solved?

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>>5903451

ya that's how I feel. I don't want anything other than her happiness and to grow her grow. but I'm an alpha and going to make it all happen even if it kills me, so rip

>>5903472
Both here fampai

>>5903438
>Local transsexual responsible for deaths of every passenger in plane crash, government reports

>>5903478

>"watch" her grow
altho let the record show that I would also like to grow her grow

>>5903481
>>5903476

;____;
>take my hand!!
>"are you a man or a woman?"

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>>5903479
>ywn care about yourself enough to hate yourself anymore

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>>5903212
i want youu maddie

>>5903486
>plane crashes
>edie goes wonder woman beast mode
>saves all aboard except one man woman and child.
>NOTIMELEFT. JPG
>she grabs the kid with one hand, the woman with the other.
>using the power of only her mind explodes out of her tuck and flops a footlong dick
>"all aboard ;} "

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will 1mg Xanax, 7mg Klonopin, 25mg hydrocodone, 1625mg acetaminophen, and alcohol kill me?

how much booze would I need to drink for it to be fatal?

i never drink so i have 0 tolerance. i also have 0 tolerance to all these medications

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>>5903467
same desu

I just want to crawl into bed and sleep for days

>>5903505

this will probably actually happen

>>5903478
>>5903486
I want to put her grower in my mouth (^:

But yaaaaah same I want to watch her find her passion and be fulfilled and see her be happy and productive etc
I'm like passive
In seriousness the alpha/beta stuff doesn't fit me I feel like I'm more of both but YAAAAH UR DEFINATELY AN ALPHA SHEMALE DESU

Can you make a decent amount from Chaturbate?

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we need more feelsposting in here. i'll help set the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5M1e_E9WQo
>tfw you keep a lot of stuff in your bed to make it feel less empty
>>5903467
>tfw you have to be up in 4 hours
who /reliesondrugstosleep/ here?
>>5903516
don't do the od route. it didn't work for my grandma, it didn't work for any of the people i was in a hospital with, and most likely, it won't work for you.

>>5903548
;-; i rely on drugs to sleep..

>>5903548

you don't think that mix of drugs + booze would kill me? i could add in benadryl

>>5903540
From what I've heard on here if you're good or attract enough people you can make a couple hundred dollars a night.

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>ywn make games while a massive boner stretches out your panties

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>>5903486
>>5903478
>>5903400
>>5903347
>>5903293

Literally dying in a warm puddle cuddling a pillow rn, I can't handle this feeling >.<

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>>5903559
Maybe you shouldn't have cut your dick off then :3c

>>5903304
iktf
>tfw getting turned on by the sight, feel, and scent of my own gt because I'm so disassociated from my own genitals they feel like they're someone else's
it's an unsettlingly arousing feel

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>>5903565
I fucked up didn't I, I'll never be a good programmer now.

>>5903403
casual masturbation is one of the best things about bf/gf'ing a best friend though
it's nice to be with somebody you're already comfortable around from the start

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who /tired all the time/ here?

>>5903555
>>5903516
I am not a doctor, but with the meds you listed, you will probably not die immediately, but rather destroy your liver and live on for several shitty months in a hospital.

Speaking of self harm, though, I've been wondering, is it possible to induce testicular cancer with a low risk of metastasis elsewhere in the body? I could get an orchi and hormones covered by insurance and have a free pass for both socially. I'm [tumblr]agender[/tumblr] so physical transition is the name of my game, more so than social transition.

>>5903568
Also I came into mtfg to ask what "gt" is short for. I see you girls mentioning them in other threads all the time.

>>5903572
I'm sorry Elanna, you'll only be an average programmer now


>>5903575
Me, also hi Kit

>>5903575
Me!

>>5903572
Don't worry, it just means you'll need more models to make the world's best, most authentic, and emotionally fulfilling fellatio simulator.
Ganbatte, Elanna!

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>>5903575
Me ;~;
Also hi kit

>>5903575
Tired all day
Awake all night

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>>5903575
/tiredofliving/
/tiredofdeludingmyselfintothinkingffswillfixme/

>>5903575
I know this feel well. Maybe sleep for a week will fix me?

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>>5903553
what's your nightly cocktail? benzo/weed/alcohol total failure race reporting in.
>>5903555
it's just not as effective as other methods. if you have money go for a nitrogen exit bag. obvi, if you can avoid offing yourself you should.
check'd btw
>>5903575
>tfw that's what being awake feels like for you now
>>5903587
this desu.

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>>5903578
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

>>5903572
>>5903585
hi !!!!

maybe coffee will help. . .

also living at home is really weird i have to cover my legs up before i go to the shower so my brothers don't see them

>>5903575
me
thanks spiro

>>5903595
How have you been?

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>>5903583
>tfw could have made a procedurally generated fellatio simulator with enough skills.
>tfw ywn use advanced math to generate infinite dicks to simulate sucking gently

>>5903600
simulate a gun and shoot yourself.

>>5903592

i can't find anywhere to buy nitrogen. i tried getting helium tanks but all the suppliers i can find started selling 80% helium, 20% oxygen due to a shortage of helium. with that much oxygen it is not enough to kill you

>>5903576

i was thinking it'd stop me from breathing

>>5903595
Coffee used to help, until I picked up a 6-8 cup a day habit. Stupid coffee ;~;

>>5903603
That's not very nice

>>5903610
and yet my bf thinks I'm addicted when I have 2 cups

>>5903600
That would be going too far; who would have the mental fortitude to stop? This is probably for the best.

Still posting sober?

>>5903615
You are.

>>5903610
But not as bad as you. That's crazy, Edie. Have you managed to cut back?

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>>5903603
I was going to simulate making soup
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t4EomdfiBps

>>5903622
Whoops, that's Elanna again. Maybe should fix my screen...

>>5903610
tfw used to drink 6 cups of coke a day

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>>5903615
Addiction goes in degrees. If you can't function properly without it then it's definitely an addiction, but 2 cups isn't super bad. If I don't have caffeine I get physical withdrawal symptoms in addition to the cranky tiredness. I get pounding headaches, all of my muscles ache, and I feel physically sick.

>>5903622
Depends on the month, sometimes 4 cups a day is the norm.

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>>5903599
I am good thank you, how are youu ??

>>5903610
coffee is kinda nice tho.. i can see how it could be very easily abused by me ;~;

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>>5903608
http://store.cyberweld.com/shielgascyl22.html
http://maxdogbrewing.com/products/mdb-nitrogen-cylinder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDUnFFo-gd4
http://recogitare.com/MyBB/showthread.php?tid=495
there. i didn't have them bookmarked on this comp gomen. don't do shit without research.

>>5903592
exit bags dont work
get a 38 with hollow points, aim level with brainstem

>>5903641
not everyone lives in a state that makes it easy to get funs. i don't know where anon lives desu.

>>5903639

thank you

>>5903645
steal one from someone
i have an original single action colt from the 1800s but id feel bad about killing myself with it
i dont want to scuff it when I go limp

>>5903645

i live in a state that is quite restrictive. i have heard stories about exit bags not working, but i guess it's my best shot since i'm too incompetent to properly do a blood choke hanging

>>5903637
It's super easy to abuse, socially acceptable, widely available and cheap. It's the makings of a perfect vice.

>>5903576
Gt=girl tinkler=penis

>>5903637
Pretty ok
procrastinating atm when I should be studying

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>>5901421
male. he has a gf

>>5903659
How did you fuck that up...

>>5903648
honestly tho, think it over for a week or so. just got you the links so you wouldn't do the pants on head retarded thing desu
>>5903650
uhhhhh, where would i find someone with one in NYC???? like not all of us have the option of a gun senpaitachi.
>>5903655
ahhhhh, i mean if you want to try it i've heard of cpap masks working. there was a great exit bag seller that doesn't do it any more sadly.
>>5903663
that's a nice looking gun desu. i live in a no fun zone tho, so nothing on my end.

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>>5903663
Not sure if I'm ready to trust myself not to commit suicide with a real gun but airshit is fun

>>5903667
>nyc
start a fight with some niggers, you're in the concrete jungle anyways

>>5903667

>i've heard of cpap masks working

me too. will that fit the hose you linked me tho?

>honestly tho, think it over for a week or so. just got you the links so you wouldn't do the pants on head retarded thing desu

i've been thinking about it for a long, long time. probably a decade

>>5903663
>tfw would collect guns but don't know where to start and Europe is pretty weird

>>5903668
youre cute
i need to message you later
I wish i had an akm
this Saa is a work of absolute art thougg
got at an auction for 250 dollars, its worth a few k
>>5903667
i could never kill myself with this
you don't know what a piece of flawless art this is
the balance is perfect, holding it gives me sexual orgasms

>>5903674
>youre cute
Thank you~
>I wish i had an akm
I think the 74 is my favorite AK variant, with paratrooper stock for maximum lightness
>this Saa is a work of absolute art thougg
Oh definitely, I'd prefer wood rips on it but it is niiiiice.
>got at an auction for 250 dollars, its worth a few k
You really did get a steal there!

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>purchases internet on the plane so I can stream music to accompany my feels

>>5903563

you're the absolute best and as such you deserve the absolute best of everything. o///3//o

does anyone want to be my gf
we could hugbox each other

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Has anyone else been in a situation where some rando guy (or girl) was making out with you (usually drunk) and feel your junk and react to it ala Crying Game or Trainspotting?
That's almost happened to me twice, once in a swinger club (yuck) with this guy who I assumed was full het, almost touched my junk while I made out with him but left just before he touched my GT, was really scared he would be scared of me. second time was some rando guy feeling me up, I disclosed, and he decided to just stop there.

>>5903666
But I've fucked up nothing. ??? Idu
Where you even around when Nane coined the term? Lol

>>5903681
I want a 74 variant too
5.45 is a motherfucker of a demon of ballistics
a 74 krink would be splendid
the grips are really nice feeling desu, and ive always fancied pearl grips or ivory on single actions and percussion pistols
yw too

and yeah its a beaut
>>5903684
sure
whats your skype or steam

>>5903685

Red you should join therapedungeon when you have time.

>>5903684

i would but i don't do ldrs anymore and you're probably nowhere near me

plus ive only dated trans girls up til now and at this point i think i want to date a cis girl

good luck to you

>>5903684
Maybe, what's likeable about you?
>>5903690
Come up here and let me shoot it some time! Also message me!

>no family doctor
>nearest informed consent clinic is 2-3 hours by bus since I don't drive
>would require an overnight stay due to bus/clinic schedules
>23 so want to get on mones asap
>self-med doesn't work because the online pharmacies are either broken or don't ship to canada
fuck life, I'm out

>tfw walking corpse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZBL6wvcBn0
>>5903669
i'm not going to involve anyone else in my eventual suicide. they don't deserve my shit, i've burdened society enough desu.
>>5903670
no, you'll need cpap tubing for that.
http://www.amazon.com/Respironics-Amara-Without-Headgear-medium/dp/B00GA9W9B8/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1458628795&sr=1-1&keywords=cpap+mask&refinements=p_n_location_browse-bin%3A2705911011
>>5903674
nice senpai

>>5903693
im not sure but im nice i think

>>5903687
I think you just need one more proof read.
I don't remember it so I probably started posting after that.

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>>5903699
Are you a cutie?

>>5903693
hell i dont even shoot this myself
its literally history
you can play with my 38 special though
>>5903696
i sincerely think your life has worth
you've sent me exceptional music, and i should Skype you more but social anxiety
if you feel its inevitable, please send me all the music you have when inget home in a week

>>5903699
hey insaid id date you don t ignore me

>>5903600
I wanna play that

>>5903705
you have to decide i guess
i hope so

>>5903714
im kind scared of guns desu im sorry i was rude

>>5903637
kit!

>>5903719
i said id date you not shoot you dude

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>>5903710
You can mess around with my airshit stuff too if you'd like
>>5903719
Post selfie then~

>>5903703
Yeah I'm not seeing my wrro, fill me in?
It was summer of 2014 not that it matters
August or July....probably August
>>5903720
Eleri!

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>>5903212
>5"
>laughing_templars.jpg
I kid, you're alright. also
>haircut for aerodynamics ready to chase

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>>5903721
ok yeah you're right
>>5903722
this ones kind of blurry but idk

my hairs wet its not like greasy or something

>>5903725
well i guess i can shoot you if you want
dont be afraid of me though im a 5 foot infant
>>5903722
sure
that sig looks pretty nice appearance wise for an airshit
i love wheelguns though

>>5903726
Also hi.

Yeah it's a dumb first post in days, but kit's been offline for a week :p

>>5903731
oh
i have you on skype but i never say anything cus anxiety
youre cute and pass
give me your skin

>>5903732
>sig
AHEM THATS A FNX 45 TACTICAL GET IT RIGHT I AM SO TRIGGERED
Yeah the externals are pretty great, I'm sad I didn't get to use it much on Sunday. The weather was too cold for the gas and I never got close enough anyway.
>i love wheelguns though
I've never shot a wheelgun but I'd love to some day
>>5903731
You are cute, I'd pinch your cheeks :3

>>5903739
like i won't judge anything you say to me its fine
I understand anxiety
my anxiety is horrible i can barely go outside a lot of the time

y u g o s l a v i a

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>>5903726
I would've been posting by then, or at the very least lurking.
You wrote "GT=girl" and "t=tinkler" you silly goose.

>>5903743
my bad it looked like a sig
i really want a 45
specifically a blued 1911 longslide with pearl grips and gold/silver accents
mag release and such
>>5903745
iktf hard
ill skype you sometime but im really boring

>>5903746
a s t r a l g e n d e r

>>5903748
Tinkler=penis*

Now we're both retarded...

>>5903743
:3
>>5903752
im pretty boring too

>>5903710
i mean mine is a few years out. and, i don't have much music downloaded, but my what account is up for grabs once i order the nitrogen tank lol. also, i mean dw senpaitachi. like if you are anxious about messaging me it's all cool.. like when you want to and can, say hi!
>>5903731
the skype stuff and like not to worry about it goes for you too senpaitachi!

>>5903752
That would be pretty nice, there's a lot of awesome looking 1911s, it's one of those guns yu can do anything with
>im really boring
>>5903757
>im pretty boring too
Bet you girls arent, stop being so insecure~

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>>5903722
G U N S

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>>5903683
guy thinks you're pretty hot

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>>5903764
Someone say guns?

>>5903746
>are you realistic women

>>5902950
mutual breakup, no bad blood DW
>>5903056
This weekend o.o

>tfw ywn be cute

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>>5903775
Yes guns

>>5903775
pls grace that's making me really horny
im sexually attracted to firearms and girls

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>>5903783
Such a naughty girl~
I need to take more pics like this, these are from like, 2014 lmao
>>5903782
I see you've been holding out on me ;;>.>
>>5903776
>im veryboring lol
You always have a lot to talk about and say so I'd say you're not

>>5903772

o. thanks guy!!

>>5903786
p-please youre making my stuff twitch

I wish I had my SKS so I could take pictures w it

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>>5903787
bless your soul

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>>5903788
Really? They're pretty lame compared to
>>5903782
>>5903764
Those are asdkflajsdlkfjlkagjkewl

>>5903786
Soviet Grace

>>5903789
im gonna take this opportunity to brag about having bought an original single action army worth 7k for 250 dollars at an auction

>>5903791
all of these are making me touch myself

>>5903793
tfw no FN fal

y life

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>>5903792
I was on the Soviet team yesterday at Red Dawn and I'm pretty sure we won even though I was useless lol
cлaвa к Poccии
>>5903796
Pic related~

>>5903797
i have an FAL and G3

>>5903798
guns and feet just made me cum ;w;

>>5903798
Oh wow
did you have fun?

>>5903799
Lemme shoot it

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>>5903800
I see someone had fun, relax a little and then go clean yourself up you dirty thing
>>5903801
Yeah, it was my first airsoft game and it was pretty awesome even though I didn't know what to do and had some mechanical issues lol.
https://youtu.be/C0yGLW81BmM

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it is pitch black in this plane and I'm just blaring hands to myself by Selena Gomez and dancing around while everyone is asleep lmao. it's so pretty this high up tho. like there are all these lights from the cities below me and idk. it is a nice view. this was such a lovely week. ^_^ maybe I should sleep too tho

>>5903802
what do i get
i dont let just anyone touch my babies
id trade you the G3 for an SVD or a 3006 winchesty

>>5903806
a kissu

>>5903804
ywn airsoft with Grace in rainbow thigh highs

>>5903804
fuckkkk youre enjoying this
im not even kidding im really horny
please help

>>5903807
pay me trade me or whore someone out to me

>>5903748
>>5903755
oh
it should have been read
gt= "girl-tinkler"=penis
which is to say that "girl tinkler" was to be read as one word, not GT=girl and tinkler=penis
i think you just read it wrong, lol
>>5903734
lol nooooo no worries!
i was just mimicking it because it was cute, hahaha
how are you? surgery is getting closer~~~

>>5903684
I will but only if we dont do anything even remotely romantic

>>5903811
me

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Here I am showing off the new makeup station and theres guns ITT.

Well poop.
>inb4 needs a bigger mirror.
Im on the hunt for one.

>>5903815
tell ya what
ill bring my tre3 fiddy se'en deagle when i go to Portland and let ya break it in
in exchange lemme shoot your mosin

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>>5903809
>implying I have the guts for that
I was so scared of getting hit yesterday I went and bought this hat and scarf after my first death because I didn't wanna get shot in the forehead where my mask didn't cover or the throat lol. I've been shot on bare skin before and it's not fun!
I wanna do something kinda flamboyant eventually but no skirtsofting until I'm used to getting hit lol.
>>5903810
>fuckkkk youre enjoying this
I have a naughty side too you know, it's fun~
>im not even kidding im really horny
You're too easy :3
>please help
I think you helped yourself!
>>5903817
I decided to dump like all my money into airshit so I could have a different hobby than videogames and make some IRL friends. Otherwise I'd have some girly stuff to show off ;_;
Gotta get a jobbbb

>>5903817
please dont derail guntranny time im so lonely no one shares my passion
km so glad i started this tgough

>>5903813
Ah of course, that makes sense now.

>>5903819
I have an SKS only... And it's out of state

I just wanna shoot the fal..

>>5903820
fuck meee hnnnnggggg

>>5903825
i cant sneak an fal across 4 states dude, come to the appalachias if you wanna go ham with the bitch
i can sneak some handcannons though
and oops i mesnt sks not mosin or w e

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>>5903823
Guntranny Train wont derail.

Just throwing up my before.

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>>5903829
I think that's all I've got babe, you're spared tonight but I might take more tomorrow
>>5903823
We can talk about stuff at the same time!
>>5903817
Also I wanna say I'm really jelly I don't think I'd even have room for that in my room :c

>>5903817
how much are those i want one


don't have anywhere to put it though....

>>5903832
fine

I need to go to a range anyways

>>5903837
my backyard is my range and i tear that shit up like pussy
also FALs are essentially trench diggers if you shoot into a bank
fuck ya ass up and the land

>>5903836
About $250 And a handytrans who knows what shes doing :p

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>>5903786
>>5903791
>>5903804
>>5903820
>>5903834
SLUT

>>5903839
slottin' floppies dude

>>5903834
o-ok
make them lewd pls
<3>>5903841

>>5903820
iktf
I did paintball (don't judge, airsoft is illegal here)
and I was terrified of getting hit in the balls :/

>>5903824
yap

>>5903841
I thought I was the only one with a camo button up

>>5903841
be my friend please ill let you shoot my MP7

>>5903817
please derail gun thread for this god

>>5903834
Its in my living room :p
Think im Going to organize it and fill it with crap.

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>>5903728
Bill - Sheen
Hank - Lizbell
Dale - Rawr

Who is Boomhower?

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I woke up with a bruise

>>5903842
if you wanna try the fal come to me homie

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>>5903850
Just for you anon :p

>>5903855
someone succ u in ur sleep
>>5903856
until then bring pistola to Portland

I'll wear my camo and trump hat to the range

>>5903843
I will~ but I don't think I should spam lewd things so often here lol
>>5903844
>airsoft is illegal here
Idk how much longer we'll have it in the states either :/
>and I was terrified of getting hit in the balls :/
YEAH
i should wear a cup but then again i dont care about my dick much
>>5903850
dw anon im about to end it
>>5903851
living room huh? Maybe I could do the same

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>>5903841
Don't slut shame me missy, I'm a single lady and I can have fun

>>5903860
ill wear my space jacket aviators and boots
watchu want
i got a deagle a ruger pocket, some revolvers and a tokarev
oh and the obligatory single action army from 100 years ago but i dont shoot it

>>5903865
I WANNA SHOOT THE TOKAREV

Is it weird that one of the things I'm most excited about about transitioning is being able to wear the color salmon and not get stares?

pls stop posting murder weapons ok

>>5903862
>Idk how much longer we'll have it in the states either
Why? Any politicians flirting with the idea of banning them?

>>5903870
salmon is a fish, not a color

thanks you

>>5903867
its one of my babies too
will do
i want a 1908 colt hammyless and a blued longslide 1911 with precious metal accents and pearl grips

>>5903870
>mfw
Same with teal and floral patterns.

>>5903872
On the sate level yes. Some were trying to push regulations that would effectively end airsoft all together in their state. Thankfully nothing has gotten through yet. California keeps getting stupider laws like instead of just orange tips you have to tape them like 4 times with orange tape too because that'll change anything.

pls stop posting murder weapons ok

>>5903854
>lumping me in with real trannys
I do look a bit like hank though rofl

>>5903864
hi Grace~!

>>5903871
eat shit bitch fuck you
nigga ill kill your ass in half

Post real murder weapons, not pussy airsoft shit.

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>>5903871
This is a 12g Sauvestre slug. Can be shot from your granddad's shotgun and shatter a car's engine block, That's what it was designed for. Also, pretty good for hunting boar.

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>>5903882
Hey Red!

>>5903884
yeah
post em

>>5903885
pls stop posting murder weapons ok

>>5903884
how about literal history plus a work of craftsmanship art
asking price 7k
got forn250 dolla

>>5903877
Meh
he we banned them because you don't need one

>>5903892
pls stop posting murder weapons ok

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>>5903884
>pussy airsoft shit.
Sorry for having fun lol
>>5903893
But what
why
it's not even a real gun it's just a toy basically
i
that is the dumbest reason ever

>>5903893
ive had to flash my real gun to keep from getting killed by 6 men
some people fucking need them

>>5903895
Yeah
Other fears are people could remove the tip and rob a bank or something

>>5903896
Self-defence is kinda illegal here
For instance, you can't bring a knife with you or else you get a $10,000 fine

>>5903875
the first pistol I buy I want it to be a snub nose

>>5903813
80-something days yeah.

I'm actually fucking terrified, and still not 100% sure I didn't dream the confirmation of the date.

And happy enough that it's coming to be counting the days.

>>5903900
wherever you live is garbage
>>5903901
i cary a smith and wesson 38 snub and a 11 inch bowie daily

>>5903900
australia is that u

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>>5903900
Even if you left the tip on I think the bank would comply because it's a gun looking thing pointed right at you. A cop isn't going to think, "Wait that's an orange tip!" either, you're just dead at that point.

>>5903896
I do agree with trans needing to carry, too many get assaulted not to.

>>5903908
I hope I'm not a suicide risk anymore when I finally can carry because the outside is a scary place I havent spent much time in before. My basement is nice and safe I don't want to leave it ;w;

>>5903873
No way, so many cute shoes and hoodies I could never wear before.

>>5903876
You get me.

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mfw cute ginger trans boy whos shorter than you wants to dom the shit out of you. We've already decided our song will be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixw_bLVUL34

>>5903904
2 cute

snub nose best self defense weapon

>>5903587
dis me

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>>5903915
IM SO JEALOUS RED

>>5903916
id post a selfie of it but meh

>>5903921
y not

>>5903913
If youve spent the good ol' three days in the bin for trying, your carrying days are over.

>>5903915
lmao that pic is cute
>>5903902
ohhhh i mean i can understand that feeling though!!
80s days thats so exciting, wow......

>>5903923
I havent yet, no attempts either because im too scared of pain. I just think about shootin myself too regularly right now. :/

>tfw your nails are on point and the lady next to you asks to get hers done the same.

Coffin cut with mood change teal/purple gel bitches. Rawr!

>>5903922
insees dont work on mobile apparentl

>>5903929
Please don't get a gun if you feel that way.

>>5903934
Well thats what im sayin, I dont want to get one if I think Im gonna do it

>>5903931
why would you unsee a fucking gun dude

>>5903923
Almost a full year in the bin for me now...

>>5903936
unsee myself with the gun smart-ass
note that i said selfie

>>5903929
As the great and holy George Carlin, hallowed be thy name, said: "Life is just a ride." If you get off early it may be better or worse, but you shouldnt yet. Cause I'll miss you.

>Hugbox initiate.

>>5903938
nobody needs to see ur ugly mug

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>>5903919
Don't be jealous, I'm going to be led around on my hands and knees like a little pet. Oh nooooo ! lmao

>>5903940
im hot though
eat my asian cunt bitch i got hat ezmode oass

>>5903943
Uh oh, devolved into typing with an accent.

>>5903943
dude i'd go pretty ham on your cunt. does it taste like wonton soup?

>>5903945
You could lick the spring roll

post a pic

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>>5903946

>>5903944
no idea what you mean
im using mynfucking thumbs at 420 am
>>5903945
trip on if you want that tokarvv homie

>>5903805
yee

>>5903949
i said i want to eat your cunt. yume wants your tokarvv.

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>>5903947

teganandsara.jpg

>>5903955
sorry i dont date or bang down
a rich nigga need she standards

Sitting in front of these lights is like getting faced fucked by the Sun.

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>>5903947

>>5903960
should use something to diffuse light, otherwise bare bulbs going to leave dots in your vision

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>>5903947
es me

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>>5903947

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>>5903947

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>>5903939
Thank you, I appreciate it <3 I never mind hugboxing, but idk why you'd miss me I don't think we've ever talked before.
>>5903947
I really like this hat I havent had a hat in forever I want more hats

Also does anyone have anything good for removing scratches on glasses?

insanity, lbc, furry, and lizbell

itt: mtfg overnight

>>5903972
damn, gotta respect the classic meme.

>>5903965
Yeah im thinking of what to do. They're too much directly, but i love the result.

>>5903968
friend thinks you're hot as well

>>5903978
what did he mean by this

>>5903968
tf wrong with your hand

>>5903964
is that cum

>>5903989
yea bb ;)

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its LITERALLY HAPPENING in brussels right now
say it with me
President Donald J. Trump

>>5903993
Cant wait to see the speed record broken for the assassination. Someone should call Guinness to officiate.

Just saying, this election will be hilarious to watch.

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hey anon week was bullying me about making me wet myself in public I just cummed thinking about that

I hope ur fucking happy PERVERT

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>>5903947

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>>5903947

>>5904001
not that anon but i'm happy.

>>5904008
But i have hot chocolate, thus i am happier.

>>5904002
get a better chin faggot

you guys are jerks D:

>>5904013
>guys
WOW JERK
<3

>>5904013
How so love?

>>5904008
rude..

>>5904013
>is proud of being a cumdump
>expects kindness
try not degrading yourself

Listen, I know my chin is fucked
and after I get GRS, I hope to get a chin surgery. Y'all don't have to be salty about it!

>>5904021
Just because the guy didn't have a camera, doesn't mean you haven't had a facial too. You're here. Cum on face is par for the course lol.

>>5904026
>letting someone cum on your face.....
eww

>>5904025
You're pretty. You should drop whoever you're dating and come be my semen demon (I have no semen)