/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>5886844
im ready to slaughter babies

>>5886858
sounds like that one movie with chris evans where they're on a train that just goes around the planet without stopping

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It's too goddamnd early
Hello

>>5886863
Snowpiercer?

>>5886870
mhmmmm
evans' character was gonna eat that baby but then the old man gave up his arm

>>5886865
Its too damn late

>>5886874
I've never actually seen snowpiercer

how was it?

>>5886878
hmmmm
it was okay
not bad at alll, but i dont think it was "great" i like that it kinda makes you think, but idk
its probably worth a watch; i just wanted to see chris evans, so i was satisfied

>>5886881
chris evans is hot

>>5886856
I wish I could

FAYE AND EDIE I HATE YOU FOR WAITING UNTIL I WAS 3000 MILES AWAY TO ELOPE AND HAVE GAY TRANS BABIES

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>>5886886
also you really dont

picture it feeling like it takes five or ten minutes in place of 1 or two

>>5886844
I'll use my basics in botany to figure out how they synthesize hormones through GM tobacco plants, then I'll cook hrt like a tranny meth lab and set up an unstoppable tranny militia.

>>5886892

>tfw Faye is staying the night with me at my place alone

byeeeeeeEEEEEE LMAO

>>5886892
im so out of the loop rn
also why did you leave so quickly?
its like you were barely there
>>5886886
yeah i love chris evans
>>5886894
i'd rather be high than feel the way i feel atm (^;
lol

>>5886875
>tfw too damn early and too damn late at the same time
Dexedrine is weird. Both tired and feeling full of energy and focus.

>>5886898
LET THIS SHEMALE LIVE

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>>5886899
true thats why I got high now

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>tfw so deeply closeted that a talking lion trying to get you to save his kingdom
>tfw you come here
>tfw someone posts something happy or of themselves passing
>tfw you feel super jealous and leave for a while to avoid being nasty
>tfw you return to make a generic sadpost
rinse and repeat

>>5886878
It was a great scifi concept with an ok movie with ok special effects and an ok cast

Probably my favorite indie scifi since equilibrium

>>5886898
are you going to put Faye in a dress and do her makeup while she is naked and asleep in your bed?

>>5886903
LET HAH LIVE GURL
>>5886904
;-----;
iktf

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>>5886914
c-can I watch it with you?

>>5886919
>doesnt invite me
rude and gay

>>5886844
I want to kill people
I want to try to inflict the pain I feel in my life on others
I am looking forward to killing a lot of people or them besting me and killing me
I am made for the collapsed world

>tfw tinychat is kill whenever you actually have time to go on

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>girl1 likes me
>dont like her and dont want to lie to her about my feeling and hurt her so
>friendzone her
>spend a lot of time with her anyways because im her only friend
>her life gets a lot better
>girl1 makes new friends
>she start spending time with girl2
>maybe too much time, i get jealous (because im alone and i dont have more friends)
>she introduce me girl2, cute as fuck, insta crush into her
>think of flirt to her but realize i would ruin girl1's life
>girl1 seems to be still into me but she's also into girl2
>always invite me to hang out
>third wheel
>ask her to not invite me if she's going to be like that
>she apologice and invite me again
>the same happens 2 times
>today i left her house because they forgot I was there too

i feel like shit, after all i have done to help her, now im losing my only friend and losing my chance with this other girl because I dont want to hurt my friend. I wish we could be just 3 friends.

I also keep thinking a lot, and im not sure if it makes sense, but if i had gotten into a relationship with girl1, would she still like girl2?

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>>5886929
sounds cool
>>5886945
>i had gotten into a relationship with girl1, would she still like girl2?
its impossible to know desu

>>5886899
It was a combination of things, only had a week vacay, ticket prices and stuff ;_; I'm so sad that I had to leave

>>5886952
>>5886952
Ohhh
Well it still sounded like lots of fun!!
I haven't had a real vacay in years

>>5886865
Ayyyyyyy girl. Whats crackalackin?

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>>5886844
War... war never changes.

I wish I was white and handsome, I would try my best to look like Bowie

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>>5886965
Sup grill!

I got birthday flowersss!

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>>5886980
But Bowie grew out of the "I want to look like a girl phase".

>>5886844
>Killing for your hrt fix

You might have to go old school.
Castrate yourself to prevent any reversal from T.

Then setup a stable and harvest premarin from pregnant horse piss.
Yum.

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lecture is boooooooring
nothing new
why did I go instead of sleeping in ? ;_;
how's everyone else doing today ?

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>>5886992
Getting ready to go to class

>>5886992
What's the lecture about?

>>5886991
nah just going to raid drug stores

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>>5886844
>tfw you constantly have to stop yourself from picking chemistry up again so that you can help found a post-apocalyptic transtopia.

>>5886992
attention

>>5887002
How much could you carry? How many drug stores carry a year's supply? How many years worth do you need? 20? 40? How many stores will you have to knock over and how many others are going to be doing the same thing?

Many raiders would just take absolutely everything in the drug stores; it could all have uses.

>>5886945
are they actual girls?

>>5886952
i love u maddie

>>5887002
>>5887005
>>5886844
http://www.ibtimes.com.au/biologist-develop-transgenic-tobacco-plants-trans-people-grow-sex-hormones-home-1488230


We need to invest in THIS before the end, then keep a large stock of seeds!!!

Just do a self orchi and ride out eternity looking qt

>>5887016
Oh. Wow. I thought you were joking about the tobacco thing but that's actually a pretty serious breakthrough.

C-can I smoke my dose?

any way i can do voice training super quietly or without needing to speak? sounds stupid but i am nearly always within audible distance of people that really shouldnt hear this stuff

>>5887019
Probably more of a "tuck leaves into lip" type thing

>>5887013
No, we all trains, one is on hrt, other is cobvincing her mom and im in total denial

>>5887020
Humming, moaning, practicing non spoken noises like coughing and laughing and shit.

It's still probably going to make you sound very girly down the line.

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>>5887015

>>5887024
do all of you program and watch anime?

>>5887020
I think you can pratice strengthening the muscles without speaking, I have no clue how to explain it, but there's a way you can hide your adam's apple, and doing so will strengthen the muscles there over time so it makes it easier to use them when you can speak to do it.

>>5887012
how would I get my hands on pregnant horses? you seem awfully set on drinking urine
like I said I would raid for it and kill for it, if I lose my life then so be it

>>5887024
That sounds hilarious.

>>5887031
At least it's not stewing and brewing.

>>5887024
Everything happens for a reason!
Maybe you weren't meant for either..
Or one has to learn a lesson and grow before they'll become yours.

The universe has a plan!..or algorithm

>>5887031
I just think drinking urine is really gross so it's funny.

I don't like the idea of killing others for pills they need for the same reason. Without a new source the resource will become more and more scarce and its value will go up. Tensions will rise.

Imagine if you had a whole tranny militia. That's a lot of pills.

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>ywn pass as well as a cross dressed Michael j fox

>>5887037
The universe never make plans with me, trust me im probably the most unfortunate person on this board

>>5887035
It is hilarious, we are a bunch of failures/hons

>>5887043
At that point it would be more prudent to raid for materials to build your own production line.
Just how complex is the production of hormones? With regards to the large-scale chemical process?

>>5887031
There's actually a way to synthesize e with some plants (no, not herbals), they do this already with t production.

is jenny an okay name?

>>5887052
Not really. It sounds like a typical tranny name.
Jenny, crissy, nikky - all fine stripper names but not much more.

>>5887054
What about jenna?

>>5887057
Not bad but be aware that, even with the small sample here, we already had two or three Jenna's. It seems it's fairly popular.

>>5886999
collective memory
basically why murrica is retarded since 9/11
>>5886998
what's it about
>>5887008
explain

>>5887061
Writing & performance arts

>>5887077
sounds neat

>>5887091
It's alright

>>5887061
Now that I have your attention how does your attention levels feel?

>>5887097
idk what you mean but talking to you beats boring lecture

>>5887100
whats the lecture about if I may ask?

>>5887060
Four Jennas. Anon coming out of hiding

>>5887052
I think it's lovely, and consistently popular name the last ~30 years

>>5887104
see >>5887061

>>5887110
Well there we we have it. You can't be a super special transsexual snowflake with a name like Jenna.

>>5887111
oh, thats why you find it boring

>>5887114
Can I be Jenniqua Valhalla. Or Jenna-autumn fairykin.

Or else I'll tell people I'm transjender

I LOVE ALL OF U SO MUCH

>>5887117
ye
it's nothing new and just obvious stuff thus far
what are you up to ?

>>5887141
>I LOVE ALL OF U SO MUCH
I LOVE YOU BUT ONLY YOU FUCK EVERYONE ELSE HERE

I love kit

>>5887155
fuk u u lil shit

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finally break
time for food

>>5887127
You can be whatever you want to be anon. I beleive in you.

>>5887152
I don't know anyone really so I can't love anyone.

>>5887156
Fite m

e

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>>5887142

>>5887162
I recognise you from TC , I love you girl

>>5887168
wat, didn't think anyone loved me. only been here like 3 day

>>5887164
>tfw blackbelt in cuddles
Your'e dead

>>5887171
Yeah! Welcome! You seem lovely.

>>5887175
T-thank you. Can't say I don't love anyone now.
Tho, I suppose i gotta say I love oddish too.

>>5887166
god I miss lego

>>5887176
Oddish is a bitch. She never posts hair. Tell her to post hair next time you talk to her, It'll be funny <3

>>5887181
Oddish is hella. I'm normally only on TC with her as well, don't post in threads much.

>>5887161
Can I not be a hon then?

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>>5887192
Yes, quite easily.
You stop boozing and work on your transition. Simple Mc.

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>tfw I will never find someone who's the perfect combination of Jeanne d'Arc, Amelia Earhart, Sigourney Weaver, and Ajee Wilson
Why go on

I want to wake up next to a transsexual in the middle of the night, realize that he is a lovable person even though he is a man, tell him that I love him, kiss him on the lips, and fall back asleep as he is resting his head on my chest knowing perfectly well I am now a gay man.

>>5887198
I gotta axe you a question yo skype me mirinch4n

>>5887044
No but I can definitely beat him at video games

woke up at midday with someone banging on the door. answered it in a dressing gown, thinking it was a parcel. it's the washing machine repair guy an hour early. panicking, i get him in, show him it, explain whats wrong with it, and he gets to work. i rush upstairs, call my mum who was meant to be there, she's still out doing her voluntary work and forgot the time. she rushes back, comes home, asks the guy if I'd told him what was up. He said 'yes she did.' so even with patchy half-done laser beard shadow, bedhead, wearing the most shapeless comfy robe and no makeup AND I'm like 4 inches taller than the repair guy (british men kek), I get gendered 'she'. Like what the hell.

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Pretty much how I feel about this thread

>ywn cuddle with every mtfg trip & anon


;_;

Who here [[MAD MAX]] ausbabbies? Just moved to Melbourne and wanna heal my crippling feelings of loneliness and isolation by seeing how much worse off everyone else is compared to me. jk.

I don't have a large enough income to be on three medications at once. I'm 20 years old.
I can only be doing one kind of pill at a time...
Which should I start with? I was thinking spiro and getting my estro fix by food... what is your opinion?

>>5887223
Imm gonna hatefuck the hate out of you

>>5887225
I'd cuddle you but I probably don't live where you do. I live in constant despair.

>>5887221
Hey gril

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxD5Z0ClLd8

>>5887228
Depending on where you are, some places will have generic versions of different stuffs. Like, I know some walmarts do $6 generics of a lot of things, which even if it doesn't cover all three, could greatly make it easier to pay for the others

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>in a rando tc room
>give out email
>drunk qt chinese food delivery boy emails me even after I tell him I am trans

social anxiety means I will always be alone. why do I keep giving out my email if I don't respond

>>5887228
You can't get enough estrogen from food. You would have to eat impossible amounts of food each day. I doubt you could even if you ate constantly. If you can only be on one med git an orchiectomy and take estradiol.
>>5887225
[email protected]

>>5887236
>I'm going to bed.
LIAR.

>>5887216
trip on faye

>>5887238
wrote this while shitting. will brush teeth then bed

>>5887216
ur slowly becoming my favorite anon

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>mfw dude at lecture hits on me

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>>5887238
in fact I will live stream

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do i look good in this picture or no

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So, /mtfg/, since I haven't asked yet. How screwed am I?
>No hormones yet
>18.
Also, I know my eyebrows are terrible, don't worry about telling me something I already know.
>>5887249
You shitting, or brushing your teeth?

>>5887253
hrt and brow shaping will easily make you look like a woman head-on. a broad, unattractive one, but a woman regardless.

>>5887253
thats like the worst picture of you

>>5887257
>implying she has better

>>5887259
fuk u

>>5887243
>tfw I do think every guy who sleeps with me is a raging homosexual.

https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones is dead btw

>>5887260
Trip on coraline

>>5887252
pls respon

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>>5887253
>18
You'll be fine. I didn't start hrt properly until I turned 20 (endocronologist was incredibly inexperienced and kept messing up my dosages since I began seeing her 18). I'm five months in and even though I'm a freakish mish-mash of somewhere inbetween manly man and cute girl, I can already tell I'll be fine. You will be too kiddo.

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>>5887257
Better?
>>5887268
Good to hear something not negative. Thank you, I hope I will be.

>>5887268
I'm 20 and about to self medicate. Am I going to die?

>>5887045
Hi, deaf cancer ginger tranny here, just chiming in to say ur wrong

>>5887269
Is that a wig or your actual hair?

>>5887273
Actual hair

>>5887274
That's a shame.
It looks awful.
Go get it styled

>>5887270
if you're an obese, chainsmoking alcoholic and you decide to take conjugated estrogens and a high dose of cypro, then yes.

>>5887275
no moneys

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>>5887233
i just wanted a shower so i could epilate my junk in peace, Maddie is that so wrong ;____________;

>>5887244
poor Lily

>>5887270
its been 7 months and i'm 26 and my blood results keep coming back saying how healthy i am. 100mg of cypro a day and my liver is fine.

>>5887270
Yeah but not before your fingernails fall off and you get boils all over your inner thighs. That's what my endo said would happen, anyway.

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>>5887269

is it you?

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>>5887270
every 12 hours take 100mg spironolactone and 2mg estradiol. Don't od the spironolactone. Don't smoke.

>>5887277
Hahaha no... just a struggling exsmoker and ex addict.
Dosage tips?
According to the internet Spironolactone is available at most any pharmacy. Do any if these require a prescription, because if so I am going to reee.

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night mtfg

>>5887284
>>5887283
see post above. you can buy from inhousepharmacy.vu without prescription

>>5887252
pls respon

pls

>>5887279
Get a job

>>5887288
No, they won't ship to my country.
Or I could buy from another online shop but that is expensive as fuck.

>>5887288
They changed that policy now

>>5887284
it probably depends where you are, but in general hrt meds are prescription only.

>>5887290
I have a job, but I gotta pay for other things more

>>5887289
No

>>5887294
Excuse me, I need to go on a murderous rampage.

>>5887285
Sweet dreams sweetie

>>5887297
is this a serious answer or are you just saying that to be mean

>>5887289
looks passable

>>5887296
that's good
keep working and climb your way up

>>5887298
everyone else here who doesn't have a script orders from QHI, inhousepharmacy or alldaychemist.

>>5887288
>>5887293
Is this true?

>>5887305
Making it like 4x expensive...

>>5887298
calm your T-rage hon... oh wait you can't

>tfw you will never be a dfab nb gq

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>>5887315
Kill me.

>>5887016
This seems pretty interesting, although I have a lot of questions about it. He'd be in Ottawa though, so that would make shaking him down for answers really convenient.

Shame he failed to account for trans poverty.

>>5887331
It's clickbait.

>>5887312
ADC is not expensive. like, there is a lot to buy if you want to do Progynon injections for example because you have to buy syringes, needles, swabs, a sharps bin etc all separately, but even with all that when i bought about half a year supply, it works out at something crazy like $15 a month for my estrogen. that's not a lot.

>tfw you officially run out of reasons to live

>>5887341
45 euro minimum for purchases...
20 euros a month just for one thing...

>>5887344
This.

>>5887338
>clickbait
http://opensourcegendercodes.com/projects/osg/

>>5887345
That's not a lot of money.

>>5887358
Bullshit.

>>5887359
20 euros is like the cost of a take-away meal, come on. you have to make sacrifices to get what you need, and if you don't want to, you don't need it enough.

We did it reddit

>>5887364
a take away meal is like 3,50 m8

>>5887400
u probably spend about equivalent of 14 euro on everything i eat when i get a take-away. still my point is 20 euro a month isn't that much for something as life-changing as hrt.
an NHS script for a month of 2 meds would cost 21 euro a month so yes it's more expensive without script, but not really.

>>5887406
true

>>5887400
>3.50 euros
>cost of a meal
>3.50 euros is like 18 american bonnaroos
can confrim

>>5887396
Did what?

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My grandmother or my mom side is having her house for closed on I found out by talking to my meme and she tried to talk me out of getting an orchie it funny hrt doesn't stress them out only the surgeries Lol she made a speech about how God made me a man and showed me sy rogers an evangelical who used to be a tranny I'll post a link to his site if you want to laugh.

>>5887422
You mean $3.95
Quit being stupid

>>5887430
ok i'm sorry

>>5887358
Five bottles of Spiro was 250.00 for me.

I'm glad the euro is not over valued any more cause it will make it easier to get muh meds.

>>5887435
i don't into spiro, how long does 5 bottles last?

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>>5887422

Daily reminder that you shpuldnt transition if you have a square face

>>5887454
Trip on cyba

>>5887454
[political monologue goes here]
>>5887456
i fucked up senpai

>>5887456
I wish my face could be a bit more square, or at least, better defined. As it is, it's absurdlly round. I guess I'll get jaw and chin surgery to fix that someday.

>>5887456
oops

so the only way to be liked here is to pass right?

>>5887485
If you don't pass, it gives people more of a license to attack you if you start being bitchy.
anons will attack anyone who doesn't pass because anons are 13 year old CoD keyboard warriors.
passing doesn't give you a free pass to be a bitch though.
if you act like kayla you're still going to be torn down.

>>5887469
>wanting a masculine face shape
You sure you're not mtftm?

>>5887485
People like me because I'm a hon, and have suicidal breakdowns constantly, and hugbox everyone.

Actually come to think of it they probably don't like me but the point is I dont pass

>wake up
>kayla is still transitioning
this life is too much

>>5887492
I'll have you know that I've never attacked any of you lovely ladies

>>5887501
Don't give up, Mirin!

>>5887485
I dont pass and am not liked, it checks out senpai

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>>5887501
I like you.
Though to be fair you just have to not be a total shitheel for me to like you.

>tfw the only trips I dislike hate eachother too

>>5887485
Pretty much passing equal popular being a non shit shit trip.

>>5887456
I just really shouldn't transition at all im ugly as fuck.

>>5887427
And no one cares hence you don't pass no one gives a shit about you.

>>5887447
Don't Spiro it's a meme antiandrogen I took 200 mgs that two pills a day I still had boners, and male sex drive. There are 100 pills to a bottle 5 bottles last long as fuck.

>>5887511
Who do you dislike?

>>5887499
Kind of. I'd like to reach the point where I can blend in with the butch lesbian crowd looks wise, to be honest.

>>5887511
THIS WEEK ON MTFG FIGHT CLUB

>>5887501
People like you cause you are amazingly awesome. But thanks for admitting you hugbox me ;3 honestly tho your my fave trip.

>>5887511
There's no one here I actively dislike. Even the few who go anon to insult me. Actually, they amuse me.

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>tfw ywn have 2 X chromosomes

>>5887485
nah
I don't pass and I'm here

>>5887512
>Don't Spiro it's a meme antiandrogen
don't worry, i don't lol.
so you were spending like, 1 (dolla or yuro) a day on your AA? i guess that's okay but not for spiro lol

>>5887529
>tfw even if you had 2 X chromosomes youd still feel like a man cause youve lived like 20 years as a boy

Hello ladies.

The HRT info link is broken. I remember it being comprehensive but not as overwhelming or medical-sounding as something like Wikipedia's page. I wanted to send it to someone I know who's questioning. Does anyone happen to have it?

>>5887534
mein fuhrer pls
can you help me with history in the evening plox ?

>>5887538
post bulge

>>5887524
Heyyyyyy noooooo You're so cute. Get on skype plz

>>5887511
I like you switch. Is your name switch because of Bdsm? If so fuck yes swicth masterrace

>>5887506
XxX420noscopeblazeitfageturmumXxX I love you

>>5887534
relatable:(

>>5887529
iktf

>>5887538
this is pretty helpful http://t-vox.org/

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someone buy me a new nose

How to practice voice?

>>5887541
yes. do you have steam? Id like to avoid skype today for social reasons.
if theres no other way Ill come online tho!


>>5887548
>tfw it doesnt matter how accepting society is cause you tell yourself that youre a disgusting freak all the time yourself anyway
other people are just background noise.

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>>5887513
Its a secret but I'll give you a good hint. One is the obvious one and the other is always going out of their way to "battle" her.

>>5887520
Oh yus the tranny wars are so fun just need some popcorn for a good time.

>>5887525
That's a good attitude. I try not to dislike anyone but there are some negative attributes that just peeve me to no end. Ppl probably give you shit because you actually post stuff showing confidence sometimes and hardy anyone here has that. Salty.

>>5887560
> tell yourself that youre a disgusting freak all the time yourself anyway
Can't relate to that.. sorry..

>>5887558
good night prince

>>5887558
Tfw you got ffs and kayla still looks better than you

>>5887563
awww
it was worth a try tho ;~;

>>5887558
its not the 1920's kayla

>>5887544
Payment upfront.

>>5887557
My muse, my sweet, my beautiful Abby. You are perfect. Thank you.

>>5887560
you're hot af shadup
you look more cis than anyone who posts here

>>5887561
Kayla and angie?

>>5887566
To be honest, she looks far better than most cis girls...

>>5887560
Post pic?

>>5887566
I doubt that, I look like a mess, also I am 40 lbs above where I need to be at, maybe if I lost the weight my face would look better.

>>5887558
you look mad

>>5887558
thats actually pretty good imo.

>>5887572
thats exaggerated, but I know my primary problem is being batshit insane

>>5887576
not now, I am about to leave.

>>5887577
No it's true
Even with ffs I look either andro or ugly female at best. It's the worst

>>5887529
Ouch my black heart.

>>5887544
Would that break the rules? Posting the sac? My balls stay in me most days so yeah.

>>5887513
Me.

>>5887546
I wanna but my computer is deeeead like my life and the time difference sucks :/ it's 1 oclock for u right?

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>>5887546
Its Switch because I switched genders HUEHUEHUE. lol no its part of a username I've used forever. I've used it in other boards but not for ages.

Never done BDSM but I-I wouldn't mind being tied to the bedpost. ;>.>

>>5887576
>>5887579
unsee.cc
bomatigu/

>>5887561
Its me cause I can't stand Kayla rite.

>>5887594
dont post my pic if I say I dont wanna pls.

>>5887596
Nope, that's a hard one to figure out because there's so many candidates.

>>5887598
i'm only posting it to prove a point
you look cis tier and you're really pretty
so stop being crazy

>Edmonton man arrested for allegedly looking at child porn on a library computer
God damn I'm impressed at how dumb some criminals are

>>5887594
fucking creepy anon
>>5887560
>>tfw it doesnt matter how accepting society is cause you tell yourself that youre a disgusting freak all the time yourself anyway
iktf actually

>>5887579
>thats actually pretty good imo
you really think so? I wish my hair would grow longer faster, its been a year and that's all the growth I have gotten.

>>5887600
I'm holic if that helps you despise me many do ;3 I am the ugliest fucking person on ft his site.

>>5887604
>fucking creepy anon
i'm her friend actually

>>5887598
>see Sophie's pic
Time to off myself

>>5887608
assuming you are who I think you are
shouldnt you be resting?

>>5887608
>her friend
hmm
i wonder if you are a friend of mine as well

still, it was a tiny bit creepy
trust me
i'm an expert in being creepy

>>5887607
You're a shithead for saying that.

>>5887605
yes. I dont hugbox.

>>5887611
pls no ;-;
just angles

>>5887617
Holic is right

>>5887620
>angles
That pic is straghit on.
Jesus you are shit for fishing

>>5887620
>just angles
you're really pretty though......

>>5887629
Is there anyone you find ugly besides yourself

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>>5887558

>>5887617
Why?

>>5887621
This anon gets it. I'm sick of the hugbox.

>>5887631
im not ugly, not terribly so at least.

there are plenty of people i find ugly, yes
i dont understand the intent of your question; is your purpose just to mock me, or....?

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>>5887560
thank you mein führer
mhm my steam was Narks[AUT] iirc
if it isn't I gotta check when home or you canmail me your steam to [email protected]
>>5887558
you can afford a pool that stretches around your house but not a nose ?

>>5887637
what constitutes ugly in your eyes
Holic, kayla, etc?

>>5887646
>you can afford a pool that stretches around your house but not a nose ?
its her parent's house, not her house

>>5887648
neither of those two are particularly attractive.....why are you asking me this?
i dont really see the point in saying "so and so and that person are ugly"

>>5887607
Its 'kay I kno you're holic. :3

>>5887654
People who call others ugly are ugly themselves

>>5887656
.....ok?
what is your point angie?

>>5887558
Kayla, you put on makeup like a drag queen. You don't need a new nose, you need to clean yourself up and start acting like an adult.

>>5887558
quote gf : "creepy, ew take it away"
not even making this up lmao

>>5887661
I need a makeover with a stylist is what I need.

>>5887654
Finally a trip confirms I'm ugly thank you for the fucking honesty.

>>5887655
Okay it's supposed to be a secret don't tell.

>>5887648
Kayla is not even ugly she is a fishing attentionwhore who once had money and now doesnt who I'm not even sure which stories are true I remember her saying on cd she was put in an instituion by her mom, had construction company where CEO, competed in the x games. I feel autistic remembering things like this Lol.

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>>5887662
Most girls look that that with a straight on pic.

>>5887674
everyone post a straight on no angle face shot and lets settle all of this once and for all

>>5887659
Please don't confuse me with that person.

>>5887672
Everyone has their own taste.
A lot of people here are ugly and not just apperance wise.

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>>5887558
and new eyes, please

>>5887677
Okay if you're not Angie then who are you?

>>5887586
Nah girl it's nearly 4pm up in this bitch

>>5887593
That picture is legitimately amazing. It's worth trying tbdesu. Subspace is like nirvana

>>5887678
>>5887676
wrong reply numbr sry

>>5887680
Just an anon.
Why does it matter who I am?

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>>5887676
No angle?

>>5887674
Actually hot desu. You can't really compare the two.

>>5887677
Don't say that if you have taste for me your blind and deaf no one finds me attractive that is a fact.

>>5887684
Curiousity+wondering why you're bringing this up when it's largely irrelevant
>>5887672
I didn't say you were uggo i said you werent very attractive
Not pretty =\=ugly

>>5887685
That's unfortunate

>>5887686
People still fucked you.
They wouldn't if they weren't attracted to you

>>5887689
Not pretty == ugly or average.

>>5887692
>implying a hole is a hole.

Most guys I sleep with a gay or at least bi none of them see me as a woman. I don't think I've ever been with someone who did.

Plus I was a prostitute for a short while it helped me have the dick sucking skills of a porn star word gets around. None of them stick around 2 years is the longest relationship I've had I'm a legit glorified cumdump.

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Goodmorning everyone! How are you doing today?

>>5887676
Id post a picture but I still have a full beard cause plucking each hair is painful as fuck.

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>>5887704
exceptionally depressed :(
hbu?

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>>5887681
Yeah I'm def gonna explore more stuff like that and find out what I like whenever I start dating as trans.

Also
>tfw never made love
Vanilla AF but still my main sexual fantasy.

>>5887704
Feeling pretty alright this morning. Snacking and waiting around for work to call. How are you?

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>>5887708
What's wrong?
>>5887711
Well that's good! What are they gonna call about? Extra shift?
I'm doing okay, just nervous because I'm gonna go hang out with a guy in like an hour. He's just a friend but I really want to make a good first impression on him. I wonder if wearing a fruity fragrance in boymode is too much. He knows I'm trans so I wanna make a really good impression on that.

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>tfw I found a bug in my bed
>tfw it kiiiinda looks like a bedbug but not exactly
>tfw don't have any bites (yet)
I don't need this in my life

>>5887626
then its lighting, whatever. fact is, I dont look like that irl. I got laughed at for being a tranny a few months ago and I didnt even talk.

>>5887689
Don't back pedal I am ugly.


>>5887716
Biten on the face by a centipede the poor life is real.

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>>5887719
>I got laughed at for being a tranny and I didnt even talk.
welcome to my life

>>5887713
Oooh that sounds fun! Since he knows you're trans I really don't see why fruity fragrance would be odd. What are you gonna do?

My job is on-call. They send work orders to apps on my phone and I go do them. Slow morning but mornings are often slow. Some days I never stop moving and some days I never start lol.

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>>5887716
Was it a tiny cockroach, maybe? They don't bite and some look kind of like bedbugs. Well, I think they don't bite...

>>5887726
Maybe? It was black, all the bed bugs in google images are brown/reddish

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>>5887731
Carpet beetle?

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>>5887724
I'm just worried, I don't want him meeting me and thinking "Wow so this manly faggot is who I've been calling Grace this whole time" or something...
We're gonna go shopping for some Airsoft stuff and then take it to a big game on Sunday.
What kinda job do you do?

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>>5887719
Oh PC, all these flavors and you pick the depressive one.

>>5887719
Sure you did sophie

>>5887713
Only close irl friend in my life is moving away. I'm not taking it well

>>5887741
Wait PC's actual name is Sophie?
Awfully popular name these days.

>>5887646
couldnt find that ,_,
I am sending a mail

>>5887745
What the hell, anon.

(Obviously what you should do is offer to blow him then lock him in your house.)

>>5887735
Maybe
I just don't wanna think about it anymore >_<

>>5887748
Haha, alright.

>>5887737
Yeah I'd honestly be pretty nervous too. Definitely hope it goes well! My little bro is super into airsoft. Sooo many guns.

I transport medical specimens/supplies. Mostly go to hospital labs and pharmacies but some odd jobs too. Lotsa gross stuff but everything is sealed. Got pulled over once, the cop asked what was in my tote and I'm all "uhhh I forget but its probably blood".

>>5887711
I'm old as the hills now but I was a slut. A mix of Dysphoria hating myself, and looking for validation in people finding me attractive. Lots of cocks, lots of pussay. It's sooooooo much better with someone you have a connection with. There's no comparison when you just get eachother.

Bdsm is amazing because it's all trust. If you find a dom/domme that you can trust. It's incredible.

>>5887740
I chose salty <3

>>5887742
I'm really sorry to hear that, I hope you're ok

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>>5887748
You don't like bugs anon?

>>5887740
I always do, its my trademark

>>5887741
I did angie :^)

>>5887744
Phienchen is a German nickname for sophie
(Phie + connector (n) + chen <- makes things smaller/cuter/younger, kinda close to the japanese chan. its not the same tho)

>>5887744
I was the first one here tho. tons of sophies popped up after. I feel a little violated desu ;_;

>>5887754
>>5887754
>>5887754
>>5887754
>>5887754
This was the first GIF I ever hid. Disgusting

>>5887756
I don't believe you, you crazy nazi :p

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>>5887751
Thank you! Yeah, its easy to get carried away, if I'm not careful I could end up with a huge collection... They don't call guns funs for no reason~.

How'd he take that? Sounds a b it unbelievable at first!
>>5887742
Aww, I'm sorry Elanna. I know how that can be. I had to move away from all my friends a few years ago and it devastated me for the longest time and is one of the bigger things that's ruined my life desu. If you need anyone to talk to I'll be here for you Elanna, your friend may be moving far away but we're all right here. <3

See you two later, gonna get headed out~

>>5887759
b-but...
why not? also which part.

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>>5887754
Bug singular I could probably be okay with
A bedbug infestation not so much

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>tfw you can hear your neighbors fucking and your moaning is more feminine than that slut's

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>>5887752
You aren't salty Mc. You just don't know what to do with yourself.

>>5887756
I always thought you sounded like a Vietnamese dish. So how's depression? And anorexia? And whatever else you got that I missed?

>>5887764
So one giant bug is OK, but not many smaller ones?

>>5887745
Offer to blow him then takes his dick up your ass

>>5887766
At least she's getting regular practice to improve.

>>5887766
wave your gt at that husky bitch until she learns how to be a real girl

>>5887742
Spend time with them while they're still there, at least. Where are they moving, will it be easy to visit them? At the very least you should be able to talk over the internet, although yeah that sucks, I'm sorry.

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>>5887768
I'm going to just stop responding now

>>5887766
>tfw hearing people fucking just makes you feel super lonely
Nice get, anon. Sorry you have to deal with that bullshit too though.

>>5887768
Thought I told u to add me lil bish

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>>5887773
Before you go whatever you do do not touch the giant bug.

>>5887747
I doubt he'd let me blow him again

>>5887752
I think I'll eventually be OK, but right now I'm a bit of a mess

>>5887761
Thanks for the kind words grace. I'm going to keep in touch with him, but the reality that I don't really have anyone else in my life that I see and do stuff with regularly is settling in. Having people to talk to helps though, thanks again grace and bye for now.

>>5887768
I love SEA. Ive been to thailand obviously, great country. I had a class on the red Khmer a few years back as well. super interesting stuff.

>And whatever else you got that I missed?
are you mocking me, senpai?
I am still miserable. I am also pretty pissed that Bart doesnt answer my email asdf
I just want to get a surgery date before theyre all gone.

>>5887777
Add what?

>>5887761
It was okay when I explained my job. Still gave me a ticket tho. ;-;

Bye!
Good luck, have fun!

>>5887752
Yeesh that does sound nice. O////O
I did stuff with guys a couple of times before starting HRT, all crossdressed and junk. Weird attempt to verify my femininity was truly sexual as well. Feel gross about it but don't really regret it, cuz it did pretty much verify it. Before that was just girls but that wasn't great.

Never assumed you were an oldfag. :0

>>5887762
Why not both?

>>5887786
cause there were at least 3 parts anon.