MTFG - >I am Quiet Edition

>>5886029
tfw no excuse to never talk again

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>>5886029
Kero

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>>5885905
But in 2D even girls get drawn like boys they are still cute. (Well, it's cute in 3D sometimes too, hehe...)

Repost from end of last thread

>tsa agent: " the scan detected an anomaly in your groin area"

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>>5886055

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>>5886044

>>5886055
The ultimate tucking test?

>>5886055
(You)

>>5886043
Quiet didn't really have a decent excuse either. She just felt like it one day.

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>>5885982
awhh i love you too
im looking forward to seeing you when you get your car stuff sorted out and come up here
>>5885990
no bully me kero ;w;

>>5886061
the ultimate tucking test is doing it in a arab country

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>>5886055
>tfw you're so much of a hon it disrupts the very fabric of spacetime

>>5886055
What was it? Lipstick?

>Be happy or in a really good mood
>Pop a boner without any sexual thoughts
Celexa is weird

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>>5886061
Poor frog loli
>>5886066
Kero kero kero

>>5886064
i just don't want to hear my voice it's completely awful and apparently my baseline pitch is like 115

tinychat /therapedungeon is up

cornflakes and pan on live

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>>5886072
mfw you disrupt the fabric of my underwear

how do i wink without scowling

>>5886071
Isn't it more accepted than being gay there? Or was that India? I don't remember exactly.

>>5886076
It's what all frog girls deserve!

>>5886081
vomit.jpg

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>>5886084

>>5886084
I think it's just Iran?

>>5885990
Kinda agree desu

>>5885990
yeahhhh..... :l wish I'd known

>>5886078
That's weird. You should work on that.

>>5886084
It's complicated in both the middle east and southeast asia, I don't think it's really 'accepted' in general in either place, varying country by country, but there are some culture-specific exceptions that seem weird to someone from our culture.

>>5886095
>>5886096
well fuck.

>>5886055
Same thing happened to me. Chest anomalies. Those fuckers have it set to m or f. Fuck the tsa

helloo

>>5886098
I'm trying, like I've never liked my voice but quantifying what's wrong with it is just depressing

>>5886085
damn, my one liner fell flat.
Im not giving up yet

>>5886111
Handsome Shrek didn't help your case, haha.

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>>5886096
you like me~
>>5886095
trip back on desu

>>5886112
lol, he's the lesser of two evils that all i can say :p

>>5886115
I used to

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>>5886076
It's okay, I'm pretty sure she's not supposed to be a frog loli given the robot she's based on.

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>>5886125
Snails?

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>>5886115
Well if someone else likes you, I guess I don't have to c:

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>>5886132
I really have no idea.

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>tfw ur hanging with ur bros drinking mountain dew, pounding back doritos and noscoping scrubs in CoD

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>>5886134
but it doesn't matter if they like me since you're the one i like~

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>>5886135
She's a cute though

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>>5886144
Definitely.

>>5886142
Haha good one brochacho

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this shit is never going to work
hate hate hate
urgggg I will never be a girl and I look morer masculine than ever

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>>5886142
>tfw you'll never be hanging with elanna drinking mountain dew, pounding back doritos and noscoping scrubs in CoD

>>5886142
>tfw Elanna will never noscope 360 you like the noob you are

>>5886152
you're right
you should kill yourself

>>5886142
ironically i hope

>>5886158
yeah, I wasn't even close to passing, my transition is over

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>>5886148
Aaaaaa what animu is this!?

>>5886152
I'd advise less striking make-up. You look better when you're wearing less / less obvious makeup.

these new captchas tho

>>5886152
>get better at makeup
>a lot better
>electrolysis (yes I know you're poor - make it happen)
>eat better?

you look better than you did before desu

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>>5886157
>>5886153
>>5886142
1v1 me intervention only

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>>5886152
>mfw kayla will NEVER EVER be able to afford ffs

>>5886152
You need to stop comparing yourself to what you used to look like and look at yourself objectively.

>>5886165
I agree with this.

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>tfw hair isn't growing fast enough

i really need long hair to pass but it barely goes down to my shoulders in the back and down to my lips in the front. holy FUCK im tired of this.

me and british daddy are going to the zoo tomorrow. CAN'T WAIT to get sir'd

goodnight friends.

I quit

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>>5886149
Fistbump this shit, help a bro out. Girls see this and be like "whoa, so fucking cash"

>>5886160
I have a confession, I lied, I was playing dungeons and dragons like a nerd ;~;
>tfw ywn be the dudebro you were meant to be

>>5886157
>>5886153
>tfw
I actually suck at call of dooty tho I was only meming ;~;

>>5886152
you did a good job applying it. definitely came on too strong tho.
>>5886107
hi

>>5886174
I hope to see you tomorrow.

Please don't quit on me.

>>5886177
i have a couch now

>>5886152
oh bb

>>5886180
you didn't before? well it's good you have one now. i movedinto this place i'm at now four months ago and we still don't have chairs.

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>>5886170

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>>5886164
Robot Girls Z.

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>>5886173
you'll get there, long hair is worth the wait, and amazing once you have it, make sure to be taking biotin in a daily vitamin or as a supplement if you really want it to grow in fast and nicely

>>5886189
>ywn lazer-shooting kermit hands

>>5886183
yeah we didnt have one at all, just two barstools. it's pretty alright.

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>>5886169
I don't have CoD I play BF4
>>5886176
kek memes
>>5886189
Looks like such a cute animu

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>>5886143
That's okay they can have you. I don't mind ^_^

>>5886183
Kill yourself you evil cunt. How fucking dare you show your disgusting face here again. Spitting on people, what the fuck?

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>>5886142
>tfw you will never have a sleepover with your childhood best friends playing 4player splitscreen MW2 again
DROP THE NOOB TUBE AND STOP SCREEN CHECKING FAGGOT

Yuki anon is cute

>>5886198
im sorry
i love you

>>5886197
cool now you can sit on the couch and watch mash

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>>5886206

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>>5886194
Keep trying, I believe in you!

>>5886201
>not screenpeeking

>>5886208
goodbye

>>5886204
You're all hons the cute ones don't post anymore.

>>5886201
>"OMG STOP SCREENWATCHING"
this hasn't been a problem for years. I've been friendliness for years :^3

>>5886200
now now, anon, let's all get along

>>5886209
Thanks bb <3

>>5886211
Heresy t b h

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>>5886212
What!?

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>>5886199
too bad, you're stuck with me :3
>>5886204
i know she is, and shes mine~

>>5886176
haha bro my bro was talking about PRECUM SOAKED PENISES earlier and I was like bro I told you not to talk about that when we're out I can't have everyone thinking I'm gay

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>tfw flip grilled cheese over and the bread/cheese slices slide
>>5886211
>screenpeaking like a dishonorable homo
You would legit get punched for that. And Joey might beat you up too. Oh abusive young boys... ;_;
>>5886215
>I've been friendliness for years :^3
Ayyyy saaaammmeeeee
>>5886214
Nah, yuki is pretty cute, especially in a dress.

>>5886207
we just watched say yes to the dress for like 3 hours and wrestled. it was cool.

>>5886211
>ywn screenpeek so much that everyone else thinks their F-Zero screen is actually yours and does the wrong thing

>>5886214
(You)

>>5886221
is that reality tv?

>>5886228
yeah i think so

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>>5886204
How do you know!!!
>>5886218
How can I be yours if you broke up with me... ?_?

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>tfw it will never be real

im so horrible and alone
i just frustrate the people who try to help me when i say i want to kill myself and i dont mean to upset them
i just feel hopeless
im sorry

I'm so happy that Faye is my BF now

>>5886220
im sorry i told you i want to die
i know theres no way to respond to that

>>5886236
Hang in there anon, it's gonna be alright.

>>5886219
Broooo that's so gay I'd never talk about precum soaked penis it's only straight if balls don't touch right bro?

>>5886215
Only way is to screen peek :D

>>5886220
Key is to be discreet :D
Gotta be a dishonourable homo quietly right?

>>5886222
>tfw your instinct is to screenpeek and you fuck up in games where screen peeking doesn't help

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>>5886233
I appreciate that you have good taste, but why you gotta post best waifu.

>>5886233
because you post Yuki. I'm bias really. I used to go by it.

>>5886237
>suicidal people in thread
>bragposting
I'm so unhappy you're not decomposing yet. Fake piece of rubbish ass trash.

>>5886239
Have we spoken before? It's okay though. I know how hard it is.
>>5886242
Nah we'd be able to figure it out, and then punish you~

>>5886237
>tfw ur literally sitting on the runway while Edie is stealing ur gf

>>5886248
i sent you a message but you didnt reply
its ok though i really dont deserve it and id be wasting your time
im sorry

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>>5886254
Relax anon, it's okay. How long ago was this?

Edie is Mr. Steal-yo-gorl

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>>5886237
P jelly

>>5886257
an hour idk
it feels like ive been holding this gun for forever

>>5886261
NICE MISGENDERING YOU FUCKING CATTY PSYCHOPATH

GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>5886233
how can you not if you love me
its only a matter of time~

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>>5886265
What did you message me on? Who are you?

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>>5886248
Nuh uh I'd like to see you try

>>5886274
steam
dont worry about it

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>>5886281
OH SHIT
im so sorry what the fuck how did i not notice that
Get back on Steam and talk to me please

>>5886244
You only like me for my images... What if I stop posting them?
>>5886271
Hopefully a really really long time!

>>5886268
there is a way to describe this rage you're expressing and it's a way you probably wouldn't appreciate

prettyscale is total bullshit, right?

>>5886301
It's called memes, kid

>>5886289
Even if you do that doesn't stop you from being the Yuki-anon, hehe; I think you're stuck with that, I mean I don't think I ever saw Lain-anon post a Lain picture in all the time I've been on /mtfg/ but she didn't become Asuka-anon just because she started posting her instead, hehe. Just embrace the Yuki.

>>5886302
Maybe not total, I mean there are some correlations between face geometry and what is considered attractive, but...

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>>5886281
I sent you some messages on Steam. Idk if they'll help or not but I'll be keeping a careful eye on Steam the whole night in case you wanna talk. Please put the gun away and just talk to me instead.

>>5886319
it thinks I'm a 70-80% girl and I'm pre-everything

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how the fuck this dude send me a message?

>>5886327
Must be an okc admin, hehe. Or a leet haxzor, either way.

>>5886327
maybe he set his gender/orientation to gay woman?

>>5886324
Well, I guess it depends how you look, some people are that feminine before HRT; I guess you don't agree that you look 70-80% girl at this point since you're calling bullshit, though.

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>tfw you're really craving cock right now
some qt local chaser please come bend me over and use me.

>>5886327
chasers uh uh... find a way.

>>5886342
It's giving me very similar percentages regardless of male/female being selected, which seems kind of bullshit.

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>>5886349

>>5886302
it says i have a normal chin, so yes. it's fucked. it also puts me at a 52% as a girl, which is pants on head. it's shit.

>>5886303
me too

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>>5886305
>Just embrace the Yuki.
I have no problem with that, I love Nagato Yuki-chan verrryyy much ^_^

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>>5886349
>you will never be chased by Jeff Goldblum and/or a tyrannosaurus

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>>5886358

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>>5886358
Do you prefer the original flavor or the moeblob remix? (I may be mixing metaphors.)

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>>5886363
then get it senpai

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>>5886375
Honestly...
[spoiler]I prefer the moe[/spoiler]

>>5886080
Who is cornflakes?

>spending money to shitpost from a plane in flight
>buying expensive meme socks
>becoming a transbian
I think my trip to portland made me retarded

>>5886390
hotanon

>>5886398
Why aren't we opening a cheap meme socks business and under-cutting them, sempai?

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>>5886398

>>5886398
What happened to you Maddie ;~;

>>5886404
You had something to do with her degeneration though, didn't you?

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>>5886407
I just hung around for the fun

>>5886407
>>5886408
Ya I didn't get neck bites like some people...

>>5886402
Who is hotanon?

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>>5886413

>>5886414
corn

>tfw u attended the biggest mtfg meet up evar and had a lot of fun and met some really amazing ppl and there was no drama and u didn't get raped either and no one was super autistic except yume

>>5886429
Someone better have lots of pictures

>>5886429
I want to know that feel; future meetup when?

>>5886429
take that back

>>5886442
Are you saying you weren't, or that other people were as well?

>girl1 likes me
>dont like her and dont want to lie to her about my feeling and hurt her so
>friendzone her
>spend a lot of time with her anyways because im her only friend
>her life gets a lot better
>girl1 makes new friends
>she start spending time with girl2
>maybe too much time, i get jealous (because im alone and i dont have more friends)
>she introduce me girl2, cute as fuck, insta crush into her
>think of flirt to her but realize i would ruin girl1's life
>girl1 seems to be still into me but she's also into girl2
>always invite me to hang out
>third wheel
>ask her to not invite me if she's going to be like that
>she apologice and invite me again
>the same happens 2 times
>today i left her house because they forgot I was there too

i feel like shit, after all i have done to help her, now im losing my only friend and losing my chance with this other girl because I dont want to hurt my friend. I wish we could be just 3 friends.

I also keep thinking a lot, and im not sure if it makes sense, but if i had gotten into a relationship with girl1, would she still like girl2?

>>5886444
it's a meme dude holy shit

*barfs*

>>5886448
IT WAS MERELY AN ACT

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hiii~!!!!!

>finally on HRT after signing up for appointment over 6 months ago
>First day on estrogen, already getting hot flashes and feeling nauseous
Oh boy I'm part of the cool kids club now!

who here /sad/

>>5886445
I take it a three-way relationship is out of the question, huh? Yeah, that's a difficult situation. Good luck.

>>5886454
congratz anon

>>5886454
>tfw never had hot flashes or nausea
I'll never be tru-trans ;_;

>>5886450
k-kowai

>>5886455
on the verge of suicide

>>5886458
In some part of me I would be willing to go on a 3way relationship, but on the other its a fucked up idea and im insanely jealous.

I wish friend1 wasnt so desperate for love and she could realize she's fucking it all up, im desperate for some love too but I wont ruin a friendship for it

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MTFG: where passers happily circlejerk with each other

>>5886455
>>5886464
What's up anons?

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>>5886465
go poly and become /whore/ like me

>>5886465
I guess you could try hooking her up with someone else, hehe; no idea if that would work though.

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>>5886455
Yup, just learned that the last friend in my life that I see regularly is moving away.

>>5886466
weird definition of the word passing bro

people that condone poly relationships should be shot

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>>5886450
Full mask or no mask, in-between is just creepy.

>>5886466
>MTFG: where trips happily circlejerk with each other

>>5886470
at least you had a friend
i have not had an irl friend in 7 years

>>5886472
Everyone here fucking passes and everyone here is having a fucking ball here.

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>>5886474
People who think people should be shot, should be shot.

>>5886479
friends are for losers

>>5886481
Mado sounds familiar, are you the chaser from tinychat?

>>5886481
People who should be shot, should be shot.

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>>5886477
who wanna circlejerk?

>>5886485
no

>>5886480
I pass as a man.

>>5886485
Mado isn't a chaser, but she was on TC.

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>>5886468
>tfw Red is fucking someone else right now and not me

>be 14 months hrt six mg E a day
>pronounced 36B cups
>shoulder length hair
>only ever in guy mode
>don't hide boobs or feminine hair cut
>college started last month again
>haven't went in 2 years since I was a muscle bro with a shaved head and huge beard
>walking through campus and random guys call me cutie or say "hey beautiful"
>I didn't really want that kind of attention
>2 weeks ago in college cafe
>buy chicken strips
>pay 7 fucking bucks for chicken strips
>go to condiment island
>no ketchup
>flip my shit hard core
>lady working there said "miss calm down"
>I said DONT CALL ME MISS
>fuming I walked behind the building facing the woods
>girl walks towards me holding a tray of chicken also
>she sets right by me and we talk about the ketchup fiasco
>eventually she starts talking about other stuff and then she tells me she is lesbian and starts like getting flirty with me
>I tell here I am a dude and she didn't believe me
>showed her my ID
>she blushed
>out of the blue she asked to see my boob
>I hesitated but damn she was really into me
>I undid my shirt buttons and she stuck her hand in and started cupping my breast
>I couldn't do it and quickly grabbed my book bag and ran to the parking lot and re buttoned
I ain't even into women

>>5886455
A combination of sad and happy

>>5886489
A guy who short hair who kept hugboxing girls all the time i qas on tinychat, isnt that mado?

>>5886491
trip on Kayla

>>5886487
>those eyebags

Looking supremely desperate there fampai

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>>5886485
kek
>>5886486
Agreed

/maletripspretendingtobetrans/ hour already?

>>5886491
This pasta is getting weirder each time it gets posted.

>>5886497
are eyebags reducable

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>>5886495
kek I was only over Aku and she's cis senpai

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>>5886497
i'm working on them....
eye area masks

>>5886491
This week's episode of: things that have definitely never happened

>>5886499
>tfw you're nearly a year into HRT and you still worry that this may be you

>>5886502
Sleep more? Boom. Done.

>>5886504
Js, do finish construction work before trying to shoot a video of how awesome the building is.

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>>5886499
HEY DUDE BROFIST ME LETS GO PLAY FOOTBALL

>>5886498
>Kek
>>5886503
>Kek again

Three keks and you're insecure trying to hide from it with memes

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>>5886510
I think it's funny though, I love this

>>5886455
tfw no gf
tfw no friends

>>5886510
kek is just a generic response for idiots that don't know how to actually meaningfully contribute to conversations.

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>tfw Eddie holding your hand
>best feel

>>5886512
Whatever you say mang. I don't really see how it could be funny unless you secretly thrive off of negative attention. But whatever floats your SS EGO.

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>>5886515
kek
>>5886516
pics plox, sounds p cute

>>5886464
<3 hang in there anon

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>>5886507
sleeping is hard when college...

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>>5886516
Nice to see both mtfg moms are finally hooking up.

>>5886516
I hate you you stupid little butthole

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>>5886518
In a way I really do

>>5886521
I disagree. I sleep as much as I need to with work, college, fitness and Vidya. Which is like 10 hours a day sometimes. You should try to make less time for internet and meaningless digital interactions and more time for yourself.

Faye is so hot tho

>>5886524
Knowing and acknowledging that is neither cute nor an incredibly difficult thing to do. As long as you don't do something about it you'll stagnate. But hey, good luck trying to find happiness by going "Look at my flaws and how little I do something about them. Aren't I entertaining?"

>>5886529
no one cares you worthless bimbo
braggy pos
go get your cock sucked by sam hyde again

>>5886516
Will you stop pushing your clique on everyoe

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>>5886516
>tfw you see edie and faye skipping and gently swinging their hands
cute desu

(happy st paddys day btw)

>tfw everything that brought joy to your life is now gone

>>5886532
no he wont
faye is a horrible person

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>>5886530
Laughing at retards isn't much of a flaw but ok anon, ok

>>5886533
Are you wearing green today, Gem?

>>5886534
iktf dude

tfw i can totally relate to the following pasta

>have to go home to bigoted parents for the weekend because reasons
>been self-medding for 5 months, still in closet
>talking to dad this evening
>"you've got tits"
>"haha yeah I need to work out"
>"no seriously, what the fuck? you've got tits! lift your shirt up!"
>"w-why?"
>"just do it, you had moobs before but they've grown"
>"I-I've had them for years, I swear, it's just because I lost weight they're more prominent"
>"bullshit, you're not taking any 'treatments' are you?"
>"it's called gynocemastia, I saw the doctor about it already, it's just because I was a fat teen, I promise"
>lifts my shirt up
>"that's fucking weird, I've never seen that on a man before. lose some weight and work out."
>"it doesn't work like that, they're not fat, it's breast tissue"
>he prods them a bit
>"urgh, that's disgusting, is there nothing you can do to get rid of them?"
>"n-no they said they're not that serious"
>"they look it to me... don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to scare you, you don't look even a little bit feminine, I'm just concerned about your health is all"
>"t-thanks dad"
>go upstairs and feel shitty about lying to parents knowing it's gonna make it hurt even more when I come out

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>>5886538
nope!

I have green eyes tho, does that count?

>>5886536
Haha, ironic response. Mucho funny my friend.

Either you are a perfectly satisfied adjusted individual who comes here out of pure disdain for some of the people here.

Or you are trying to feel better about yourself. Now let's see:

>uses trip
>uses avatar
>excessive use of word "kek"
>thinks "laughing at retards" is a funny response

Have fun replying kek to this. And hope you have a nice day.

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>>5886542
Get all anon, I'm here for you.

>>5886541
It's good enough, guess you are permanently immune from pinching

>>5886544
*pinches KupKup*

>tfw making out with Faye at a bar

*punches u in the gt*

>>5886545
It's not St. Patrick's Day here though ;~;

>>5886546
holy fuck shut up bitch

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>>5886549

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>>5886544
>tfw I've been getting away with this excuse every year since I was 6 years old
thank you irish genes

>>5886550
freak

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>>5886552
You're my little freak now

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Life was supposed to get better soon what the fuck

>>5886551
irish genes are shit. SHIT

>>5886553
ill shoot you in the teeth

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>>5886557

>>5886555
kill yourself elanna

>>5886548
That doesn't un-pinch you ^_^

Why don't you pet my miss cock? She's a good girl.

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>>5886555
what happened?

>>5886555
what's wrong elanna

>>5886555
What's wrong?

>>5886561
That's cheating

>>5886558
ill kill you and all your portland friends

>>5886562
your miss cock is foaming at the mouth though, does it have rabies??

>>5886563
>>5886470
Life got emptier again

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>>5886568

>>5886546
POST PICS ALREADY!
ᵍʳᵒᵖᵉ ᶠᵃʸᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵖᵘᵇᶫᶦᶜ ᵗᵒᵒ

>>5886571
Good.

>>5886571
it can be filled up again

>>5886572
you are fat

>>5886572
i will, chijo

>tfw you almost get kicked out of a bar while you're drunk af straddling Faye and making out with her

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>>5886576
a lil chunky but i've been eating less and moving more
>>5886577
Do it den bitchhh

>>5886578
did you get her clitty stick nice and hard?
where are the pics, sex faye already!

>>5886579
you're fat

>>5886578

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>>5886586

>>5886588
you're fat

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>>5886589

>>5886590
you're fat

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>>5886593

>>5886590
why are you fat?

My tinkler is so tiny now it's smaller than my thumb tip now
I hate my balls I need to get them removed, wish I could afford hrt

>>5886594
fat

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>>5886593
nice meme

>>5886594
porker

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>>5886595
>>5886597

>>5886575
I keep trying to, but life seems to prefer that I remain unhappy for the time being

>>5886600
how did you let yourself get so fat?

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>>5886599

>>5886598
get lost quagmire, youll poke someones eye out with your jaw

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>>5886604

>>5886605
you're fat

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>>5886606
at least quagmire gets laid

>>5886609
pig

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>>5886610

>>5886611
kek
>>5886612
blood pigs

>>5886602
it'll be okay probably, eventually

>>5886613
stop being flat

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>>5886616
Never! My idol is flat stanley

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>>5886614
grrr you're lucky its not a full moon tonight

>>5886618
how fat are you

I bought myself nice pair of sport shoes for this spring.

And another butch lesbian shirt this time pink.

And a sweater

I love shopping for those kind of stuff it lets me forget that I'm trans.

>>5886620
seriously do you suffer from autism gem?

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>>5886621
Not very

>>5886623
No shit dude. Half the people here are autistic.

>>5886625
why did you get so fat?

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>uncomfortable with the idea of being a girl
>depressed by the idea of being a guy
tfw

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>>5886623
how did you know?????

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>>5886628
jews
>>5886629
It's a hard choice desu senpai

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Even nu-males have more feminine bodies than I ever will. Why did I have to be born a super tall Germanic god?

>>5886629
Maybe you just need to warm up to being a girl?

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>>5886633
Because God has a cruel sense of humour

>>5886596
not hrt
abbreviation brainfart
I cant afford SRS

>>5886635
because my mom is a three dimensional square

you know how genetics work

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>generating a trip
>going hard
>check cpu temp a few hours after its been running
>95C
i-i think i might have messed up

If I detrans to ease the pressure of not passing would a transgirl even consider dating a guy with dysphoria

>>5886622
do you speak english or polish at home?

>>5886644
Maybe but we might be driven to help you trans successfully again

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>>5886640
If you cant find the diagonal of your face with the pythagorean theorem you're doing it wrong

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>>5886647
This is your new avatar. You're welcome

>>5886652
why so mean

Is this edgy bully /mtfg/ hour?

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>>5886654
Has been for at least two hours now

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I will always be an unpassable manhon with a ugly weird dadbod that makes every 4chan chaser barf.

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>>5886654
I hope comfy night time /mtfg/ isnt a thing of the past

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>>5886652
now youre getting imaginative, I like it

>>5886648
Do you pass? I wouldn't be happy with continuing any further.