Gay General - Six Pack Abs Edition

>>5878701
Terrible.

I stopped working out and off and on watching what I eat. Just can't seem to break 15% body fat.

Probably going to go on EC and get my ass back into the gym. Problem is I lost motivation after 3 years of going almost everyday.

Need to find a new bf.

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>start doing cardio and bodyweight exercises
>abs begin to show through
>realise no one will ever see me without a shirt on
>stop working out

>>5878701
I haven't worked out in days because I hurt my closest friends feelings. He stopped messaging me and I don't know what to say to him...

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Skelly > /fit/

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>tfw tight nutsack
looks like shit bros

>>5878716
What did you do/say?

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>>5878723
looks like a turtle shell? all shrivled up in layers of folds

>>5878701
My bewy is literally the only part of my body with fat on it. ;_; it seems impossible to lose too.

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>>5878748
>tfw flat tummy, even when I gain heaps of weight
>tfw store fat mostly on my butt/legs

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>>5878745
sometimes

I want saggy balls lads

>>5878766
yeah I've thankfully been blessed with a flat stomach even though I have a short torso

>>5878766
Hoe

>>5878744
I just dont treat him how he deserves. He has done so much for me and in the end I am just always a dick to him. There is to much to explain.

>>5878805
>I just dont treat him how he deserves. He has done so much for me and in the end I am just always a dick to him

Well, if you do try to talk to him, you might lead with that.

http://strawpoll.me/7099796

http://strawpoll.me/7099796

http://strawpoll.me/7099796

http://strawpoll.me/7099796

http://strawpoll.me/7099796

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>>5878846
>implying

>>5878846
>http://strawpoll.me/7099796
#twinks4trump

>>5878852
I was referring to people who are actually going to be in the general my homosexual friend.

>>5878852
>I would vote for that faggot
Get out go to mascgen if you want to cuck and shill

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>>5878748

Same here. Went from skinny fat to fit.

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is he cute?

>>5878819
I'll try that anon. I piss him off so much and I just wish he could forgive me.

>>5878716
good fuck you blake

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>>5878887
>aussie guy int222.jpg
this is why I dont post my pics on 4chan

>>5878768
Get a stretcher

>>5878931
>testicular torsion apparatus
why

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>>5878920
how do you feel abotu this guy

>>5878768
Saggy balls are a sign of ageing and are hideous to everyone.

That's not to say normal balls look great but they look better than saggy ones.

>>5878938
this entire post is wrong

>>5878944
NOBODY LIKES SAGGY BALLS BUT YOU FAGGOT

>>5878935
Okay, don't. Have tight, receding nuts.

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>>5878945

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>>5878954
don't listen to him huge low hanging hairy balls are hot!

>>5878937
I like his eyes
>>5878938
>>5878945
fuck off you anti-balls shill

>>5878944
>>5878938

>>5878945
i like saggy balls no worries

i want to die

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>>5879010

>>5879010
I feel you.

What's got you down?

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>>5879010
same

>>5879015
i dont feel like there is a place for me on this earth. i dont fit in. i have no friends near me. virgin. anxiety disorders etc prevent me from changing a lot of stuff

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>>5879024
Get back to us after you read it.

>>5879024
I can sympathize with the anxiety issues man.
I get those from time to time, where your stomach hurts all day, missing sleep, etc.

It's a tough battle to climb, some days I do good, some days aren't so hot. You just have to keep putting a foot forward everyday, because I know no other way of going forward.

>>5879037
ive just been putting one foot foward for so long without ever getting any better im giving up :/

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what the fuck I'm sick of the "rat race" making money just to spend it on bills

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>>5879024
>anxiety disorders etc prevent me from changing a lot of stuff

>>5878937
Looks like a qt pie

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How do you fix ugly

>>5879087
Smile :)

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>>5879087

>>5879087
>>5879087
>>5879087


Just be yourself.

someone will eventually love you

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>>5879068
isn't that a specials song?

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>I'm only attracted to white men

Do any of you honestly think this way?

>>5879110
>Do any of you honestly think this way?
yeah nah

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Have you shaved your head for the summer yet?

>>5879087
>tfw you will never look like >>5879110
What's the point of even existing?

>>5879110
Yes

>>5879115
How ugly are we talking about here?

>>5879103
untrue

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>>5879092
>>5879101
>>5879103

>>5878708
I need a gym BF my arms are getting skellington AF but all the skating this year is making legs toned as all hell. I look a bit awkward. and yeah what s up with this slight fat that wont go the fuck away no matter what!?

>>5879110
The most beautiful man I've ever seen was melanesian/papuan. All of the ugliest have been white.

>>5879110
I like white guys.

But it's been real strange that the only guys I have been with was some Native American and flip fucker twink and the other was a white and flip half breed twink.

They were definitely QT, solid 7/10s. Though when I look for guys personally I only think about white guys.

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>>5879113
>not even Spring
>hurr hab u shabe for summer :-DDD
Great post

you little shit. I can't believe you.

>>5879127
see >>5879123

Post pic

>I Need A BF
>I'm worthless without a bf
>I Need a bf to workout with because I'm a lazy retard

All of you need to stfu.

>>5879131
Well did you want to come to the gym with me then?

QT boys inspire me to lift.

Also post workout sex is amazing.

>>5879113
shaved head is disgusting.

>>5879148
I live so far in the middle of no where that I can bet you are not here. ;_;

What was your most successful flirting experience like? What did you say?

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>>5879143
tfw no bf

>>5879127
I think the same way sometimes, but somehow a bf always comes into my life. Probably because I just be who I am.

tbqh doe, f a m my money and looks brings the bfs really doe.

>>5879113
MODS

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>>5879132
Abhorrent taste.
Average white guy >>>> "attractive" POC

>>5879155
Well where are bb? How far we talking. I'm down to make a road trip. I've got nothing but time.

>>5879158

>Hey baby nice penis, want to rest it in my mouth?

>>5879143
>tfw have boyfriend but still worthless because I'm stupid and ugly

>cutie doesn't respond to my message

I think I came off as to desperate

>>5879166
How would you know?

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>>5879166
Not when the guy in your image is highly inferior to Omar

>>5879171
The great state of Wyoming.

>>5879166
>posts a boringly generic looking shit with tattoos
ayy lmao

>>5879190
>28 h
>1,867 miles
That's just the drive from my house to the center of the state.

Well, I'm down. All I ask is that you be QT and we can work out everything else when I get there.

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>no teen bf

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IF I DONT GET A BOYFRIEND WITHIN 7 DAYS OF THIS POST I *WILL* KILL A BABY

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, GOD. DONT FUCK WITH ME

>>5879206

>tfw teen
>tfw no bf

we should meetup

>tfw there are people who whiteknight for POCs on a homosexual mongolian noodle symposium

>>5879203
Damn, i don't think I am that QT not a femboy or anything. Just a hipster faggot that skates and shoots guns.

>>5879206
>dating teens
Enjoy the unecessary drama and bad sex

>>5879206
teenagers are annoying

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>>5879189
>>5879191
So much shit taste, no wonder this place collapsed. We're being put under the weight of hambeast Tumblr gays, trying to convince people that POC can be attractive.

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>>5879226

yh okay m8

you run along and play now with the other poltards like a good boy

>>5879226
I didn't say anything about POC, faggot

I said you're husbando a shit and you have the most boring taste in the world

I bet you think Chris Hemsworth is ACTUALLY attractive lmao

>>5879226
U-G-L-Y

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>>5879226

But seriously that really is a boring husbando. there's no style, no verve. Just a generic airbrushed modelfag with a completely unmemorable face.

I just took a look through a scrapbook my mom made about my school years k-12. I went from such a cute little outgoing kid to a frizzyheaded gnome to a tall slightly better looking spaghettibeast. It's such a weird trip to look back on.

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>ITT: assblasted shitskins

>>5879226
>trying to convince people POC are ugly and posting that pic

>>5879189
There's something really wrong with his face but i can't pinpoint it....

>>5879226
This guy >>5879101
is cuter, desu

>>5879261
Fatty jaw in that pic

>>5879234
>>5879235
>>5879242
>>5879251
Kek, I bet he makes you feel insecure, which is why you're lashing out like this.
Must be awful having to settle for an inferior husbando.

>>5879259
>I-I wanna feel attractive too, guys. GIBS ME DAT

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>>5879257

i am literally the whitest person here and i think hes "meh".

Idris elba is much cuter.

>>5879261
>>5879269
Nevermind. I know what is wrong, he reminds me of a bleached Drake.

>>5879217
You forgot to add fresh pristine boypussy

>>5879275
>Feelgood is a coalburner
Not surprised.

>>5879275
Hello you

>>5879274
girl bye he's ugly get over it

>>5879280
>feelgood has a higher chance of getting aids, if he's not pos already
Not surprised.

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How do I find a bf

>>5879278
Drake's moose looking ass wishes

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>>5879280

im not attracted to black people specifically, just cute people

>>5879284

literally never even kissed a guy properly :c

>>5879286
Be attractive

>>5879286
just be yourself

>>5879286
bf store. Get the lolipop flavoured ones.

>>5879282
>Flamboyant nig who struggles with money calling a successful white male model ugly
J E A L O U S Y

>>5879304
I payed and dismissed it bye

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>>5879304

>getting this mad over some mediocre fag who he will never see outside of pro photoshoots

I N S E C U R I T Y

>>5879217
>>5879225

I thought the same but after being with 3 older guys who were all gross in diff ways... Teens have better tasting butts, dicks, and Breath.

>>5879313
I consider asians white.

>>5879254

>not ripping up and throwing away all memorabilia of yesterday

All there is is today.

>>5879310
>>5879313
Damn, POC getting triggered left, right and center.
It's okay, guys. Just do the best with the hand you were dealt, no need to take it out on those more successful than you.

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>>5879330

yh but like i already said i am literally whiter than anyone else here except maybe hitler

>>5879334
He has a thumb for a head

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You will never be this perfect.

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I don't care about skin colour, I just want a bf

>the shit taste /pol/ shitposter doesn't realize that interesting faces >>> model faces
wew

>>5879345

The fact that I don't feel the need to put almost naked pictures of myself on tumblr for attention means that i am already better than him

>>5879295
I've been asking around, I can't seem to get a """"""""""""""straight""""""""""""""" answer to where the bf store actually is

>>5879345
Thats fine, I have video games to distract me from that.

>>5879334
>literally whiter than anyone else here
prove it fag

>>5879345
You need to maintain it constantly or you will turn into a blob. If you had the willpower to do that you would look like that already. You look the way you do because you don't put any effort in.

Also, you don't roid.

>>5879361
see >>5879275

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>>5879334
>This
>White

>>5879341
Well, Feelgood's just trying to find a suitable partner.

>>5879354
Thailand

>>5879364
>bathroom selfie

Yep. It matches those soulless eyes, total rock bottom.

>>5879364
Is he 12?

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>>5879364

ree no old photos

thats cheating. Besides, I literally had brain damage back then.

>>5879376

16 in that picture.

>>5879376
He's """"""18""""""

>>5879345
I feel bad for him. No matter how hard he works out, he still won't be able to fix that ugly face. Plus, all that muscle he gained arranged itself quite abnormally: his ribs are blatantly visible, his abs aren't symmetrical, and his legs are masses of undefined flesh.

Moral of the story people, you can't beat bad genetics.

>>5879382
You look like I'd hate you. No offense

>>5879364
He's clearly a ftm.

>>5879386
6/10

you should have said pointy elbows

>>5879386
>sour grapes syndrome

>>5879382
You're adorable. Would adopt :3

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>>5879382
So handsome
Would cuddle in bed with

>>5879391

yeah none taken. any tips on how to be less visually hateable?

>>5879392
>>5879371

interestingly if you look at my eyes you can see how dilated they are, even in the brightly lit bathroom, cause of the post-accident meds i had to take

>>5879398
>:3
The mark of desperate uggos.
Do not accept compliments from these people.

>>5879382
"WORK HARDER".

All you have to do is smile and you'll be good.

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Tell me about your pets.

>>5879402
Idk. Look less ambitious

>>5879402
yeah

rockbottom

ROCKBOTTOM
O
KEK
K
B
O
T
T
O
M

>>5879382
Brain damage is permanent, you can't "had" it.

>>5879382
You could be in a British boy band, lad. Hire me as your talent agent, and we'll make millions!

>>5879417
Is this guy attractive to you guys?

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who /lukefu/ here

>>5879363
unless you can provide a pic of your supposedly white self with a timestamp Im going to assume you pulled that pic off the Internet

Also it's gotta be a dick pic to make sure you're not circumcised aka a jew

>>5879427
Yeah.

He's just a regular 7/10. Nothing crazy special, but something that would keep me in the bedroom and rock hard pounding that BP

>>5879431
Ashkenazis are white

>>5879430
Hamill + Conroy OTP

>>5879427
No. Looks like the average "attractive" teen.
They have to look at least >21 for me to find them attractive.

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How do you feel about forced sex?

>>5879415

I do a lot of studying. I think my head is obscuring a big list of physics textbooks i have on the go, incidentally. But I also have problems with motivation, so I have lots of little messages like that around the place and other disciplinary reminders around the place to keep my focussed.

>>5879418

thats probably something i cant really do. i guess i will have to put up with it.

>>5879424

Not that I'm calling you a liar or anything, but you're wrong, cause I got better. Or perhaps my terminology is sloppy, im not sure.

>>5879420

I don't know what this means.

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>>5879446

What is the ratio of top:bottom in here?

>>5879457
>having s*x
fuck off

>>5879457
Like 1:3, but most say they're "vers".

>>5879457

about 3:10

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>>5879441
>Ashkenazis are white

>>5879251
As opposed to the generic fat hairy guy

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What trip has the biggest dick and the best ass?

>>5879461

>tfw I've been thinking of how fun it would be to dom a guy

>>5879462
>>5879461
Is there an explanation to this? Are we all skinny nerds who want to be fucked?

tfw look like qt fem from one angle
tfw look like skinny fat uggo face from the other

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>>5879468
qtpersian

>>5879468

Oatmeal has the biggest dick, best ass is debateable.

but im p sure its mine desu

>>5879476

my personal theory is that tops need to be confident, and the userbase of 4chan is anything but

>>5879476
I don't know, I'll never understand why bottoms enjoy and feel the urge to stick things up their butt.

if you are a teen twink on your own at a gay club what are the chances that a older bear or daddy will try to chat you up or grope you?

>>5879457

lets find out desu

http://strawpoll.me/7101331

>>5879463
They are.

>>5879482

I put "verse" but im like 85% bottom desu

>>5879480

It all depends on the person, for many people it can be very enjoyable and pleasurable.

>>5879478
>Oatmeal is the only good one
jej

Also well circlejerk'd.

>>5879484
Define white

>>5879482
>no strict tops

ughhhh.

>>5879484
When it suits them, yes

When it doesn't, they're back to being "ashkenazim" and as such claim to be non white and an oppressed minority

>>5879113
his mouth is full of cock right?

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How do I get twink-tier hair?

>>5879521
No

>>5879509

I'm a strict top but I love to have my butt licked and slobbered over. Would never let a guy finger me or stick his dick in there though.

>>5879446
Hot.

>>5879521
cum

>>5879541
>I love to have my butt licked and slobbered over
ew desu

a strict top should have a hairy and not-too-clean butt

>>5879551
>not-too-clean butt
dude?

>>5879558
yea?

faggots in tc talking about faggot shit

why bother

>>5879551
>and not-too-clean butt
I really hope you don't mean poopy butt

>>5879564
You are a very naughty boy

>>5879578
>>5879580
so hawt

>made myself a goal of making an online friend by the weekend
>it's already wednesday and I haven't spoken to anyone new

Is there a grindr/tinder for friendship?

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wtf is wrong with you people

>>5879632
there's no faster way of finding a friend than sucking an stranger's benus so just use regular grindr

>>5879632

wanna chat?
do you have any interest in maths or physics?

>>5879636
>you people
baka

>>5879636
>the like at the end
true love is blossoming before your very eyes

>>5879644
whoa why did it change my baka to baka?

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>>5879642
my boyfriend wouldn't like that

>>5879643
>do you have any interest in maths or physics?
No, I'm a literal dummy
also I am very very horrible at talking to people
and I'm boring, so talking with strangers who I know nothing about is no good
I'm hopeless

>>5879656
he doesn't have to "not like it" if he doesn't find out tho

>>5879648
>literal redditor: the post
nice.

>>5879643

Got any tips for studying/learning physics, I'm in physics I and I'm not really the best at it.

I use to have a crush on this boy in HS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXrucDX-_LA

He moved to Chicago and became a crossdressing tranny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR3XMv88U34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73FRmb8-5n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvsqLLZjqkY

:( :( :( WHY?

>>5879668

um, read a lot, talk to a lot of your fellow students and draw TONS of diagrams. The number of diagrams you draw are directly proportional to your final grade.

>>5879636
I... I just really like your penis, okay?

>>5879675

Yeah I need to get better at diagrams, I just have a really hard time studying physics. I really wish I didn't have to take up to physics III for chem.

>tfw faggots ruin tc

>>5879206
>tfw 22 and dating 18 twink
>tfw i can let my gut hangout and he still calls me cute and sexy

Life is good Bros

>tfw faggots still ruining tc

>>5879699

how do i find a 22 year old who likes 18 year olds?

all the ones i have seen seem like they wouldn't have time for me.

>>5879705
Just be cute. I'm always looking for a qt younger dude to bro it up with and mentor, despite a few years in age.

>>5879713

i am cute. But i don't know any older guys obviously - our areas of interest dont really overlap. And im not *so* cute that a stranger is going to chat me up in public.

how did you meet your guy?

>>5879671
Is he single

>>5879721
Friends relative
Just kept running into him and we have good chemistry plus he is a tall qt

One day I told him I like guys and I had no idea if he was gay or straight or whatever and I guess I just got lucky

>>5879740

How did you tell him, and how did he react?

>>5879721
Through friends.

I'm 23, and I generally go for guys around my age or younger. I'd like to believe that I have my life together, and have enough experience in life to make a difference for someone I want to share my life with.

Little things like lifting, how to work on a car, etc. It's simple things that are generally lost upon younger dudes, young hot guys I'd be interested in to teach them about life, build love with, and have passionate sex with.

>>5879699
>22
you're literally the same as an 18 year old. you don't get to brag about age differnece in your 20s

>>5879749
We parted ways at the end of the night and I offered him a ride home and he said no. I still felt like we had something going on so as I was sitting in my car watching him walk away, I decided it's now or never so I just went up to him real quick and kind of bashfully told him that I like guys and I that I like him

He kinda laughed and said he is bi, and that he thought we had some kind of connection. Then he asked me if I wanted to give him a ride home :3

>>5879757
Idk man, I was a totaly totaly different person from when I was 18 untill now. A lot can change depending on the person, most people think I'm 26-28

yah, no, thank you and bye.

>>5879780
since i've been 18 (now i'm 28) i've been with older people and i've never seen guys in their 20s as having a lot more experience or wisdom and shit on me or see them as mentors. they're the same as me just a bit older. i do feel that way tho towards people in their 30s and they mostly have their shit together and know what they want which is what i'm attracted to.

What do you do if you see a 10/10 on your bus, and hes about your age and everything? is it a good idea to ask him out?

It's the straight and narrow for me from now on, bitches. I've deleted my hookup apps and thrown out my sex toys. Who else /pure/ here?

So i heard this is now femgen and femgen is now mtfgen with less hons.
Is this true?

>>5879815
i've never had the confidence to ask someone out irl even if i knew he was gay and i have the worst gaydar ever so i won't do anything. thanks for grindr, i would have been forever virgin otherwise

>>5879816
>Who else /pure/ here?
I'm /pure/ as in kissless virgin.
Does that count?

>>5879824
no its like the uggo fucks moved in

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I've never been to a gay club because there aren't any in my town.

is there any reason for a twink to go there other than to get into tipsy slut-mode and dance/grind against older guys or let them feel me up and make out with me?

I mean that sounds nice but is there something I'm missing that explains the appeal of nightclubs?

>>5879815
>talking to people you don't know
normiesgetout.jpg

>>5879859
You can go with a friend and make sarcastic remarks to each other about all the old guys who try to hit on you.
feelsgoodman

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>>5879859
Been to a few "straight" ones.

Most people that go there have their friends with them. Going alone is the worst thing you can do. People mostly go there to hang out and drink, not to talk to new people.

Woah.

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>>5879891

what?

>>5879815
I'm a 1.5/10
I shouldn't even be allowed to look in their direction

>>5879961
same tbfam

>>5879815
>What do you do if you see a 10/10 on your bus, and hes about your age and everything?
Creepily eye him, and then mask my lust under a mask of arrogance and contempt.

>>5879815
try and look qt and hope he notices me

>>5879989

what if he is listening to music or reading a book or something?

>>5879989
same but he never does

>>5879997
he is straight

>>5879997
shove your dong into his face, then act clumsy about it in a very cute way.
if he doesn't fuck your bp right there in public then he's obviously straight.

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>>5878701
>There's no one new around you.

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thoughts on him?

>>5880022
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5880025
What's funny?

>>5878937
I like his complexion. Most likely really cute if we could see his eyes. But I like what I see thus far.

>>5879815
I have a weird case of blank expression and thousand yard stare, i look at people and they don't even know where i'm looking or if i'm looking.

>mfw people talk to me and suddenly stop to ask if i'm paying attention because it looks like i zoned out of the conversation

Feels bad.

>>5880031
Life

>>5880022
Handsome
Could use a better hairstyle though

>tfw no hobo bf

Get right with God and deny yourself or hell awaits you.

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>>5879140
>tfw you wish this was a gif

>>5880052
Only peasants go to hell.

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Where do I find a neet bf who wants to play videogames and cuddle all day?

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>>5879226
I thought that was david bowie from looking at the thumbnail.

>>5880061
>>>/r9k/
look there. Guaranteed success.

>>5880022
he looks good

I wish I was as handsome

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>>5880022
>hipster
dropped

>firm handshakes

ugh why do guys do this

>>5880100
What are you, gay?

I always kick myself after I give a handshake and realize how wimpy it was.

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>>5880100
because it's masculine and sexy especially when the guy is hot.

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>>5880100
Seriously it's like you guys complain about the stupidest things imaginable.

>hmmm I'm bored
>I know,I'll make up a fake problem
>then I'll post it in the thread
>that's sure to get responses

>>5880115
no its not
it feels aggressive
when the guy is hot i want him to touch me tenderly not hit me

>>5880121
no this is a real problem that i deal with every single day at work

>>5880121
This is pretty much "attention whore" the general

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>>5880124
you sound like a wimp

I don't know about you but I prefer my men like a tree strong, durable, tall, and long lasting.

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>>5880139
You forgot hard and thick.

>>5880124
>when the guy is hot i want him to touch me tenderly not hit me
gay

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>>5880147
with lots of foliage too.

;P

>>5880139
so do i but im literally a stick so i would prefer it if my strong tall bf didnt hit me

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>>5880100
>tfw bullied the shit out of that one guy who had a limp wrist
>tfw even the school counsellor hated that kid so much he had to switch schools while I remained right where I was

>>5880166
shut up you suck dick
you have no right to bully anyone

>>5880166
You son of a bitch
YOU RUINED HIS LIFE

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>>5880163
>not liking it rough

>>5880176
Yet I bullied him lock stock and barrel, and to this day no one gives a shit
>>5880191
No I didn't. He did it all by himself.

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>>5880147
>>5880160
WOOF

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>>5880228
That would be hilarious if you met him in the future and he has bent up anger towards you and oddly you two hit it off and start making out and fall in love and get married,

>omg it's soooo gonna happen now!

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>>5880276
>lip gloss
shit's staged.

>>5880291

or maybe it was a cold day and he is susceptible to chapped lips

>>5880100

what is wrong with a firm respectable handshake? I'm a p. shy and submissive little twink and I still give firm handshakes because they are the only proper handshakes

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>>5880306
highly doubtful

can mascgen leave already

your generic-looking bears are anything but attractive
they make me yawn

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>>5880314

pshaw

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>>5880314
Lets hope you fall into a deep sleep and die of sleep apnea.

>>5880262
oh Ive met him, several times

it might have been awkward if we both didn't have bf's

I still hate him though. He's still as much of a pussy as he was back in the day

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who here likes to pull individual hairs out from around their anus while they lay in bed trying to sleep?

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>>5880329
>not fucking that bussy

>>5880325
>>5880327
bland and typical

exactly what everyone expects gay men to be attracted to
you're such stereotypical fags

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>>5880337

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>>5880341

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>>5880341
( _ _)

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>>5880354
>blablablah we all have differenet tastes and it's ok
not it's not and my taste is better than yours

>>5880340
I cant trust him for shit captain

For me, no trust = no relationshit

>>5878853

Jesus, how are you still on 4chan? l0l

>>5880368
*relationship

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>>5880365

>go to locker room after workout

>so many cute guys working out but never change or shower.

>only naked guy was a black guy who obviously just wants to show off his 3rd leg

I just want to see some nice cute guys in person

>>5878701

Do six rolls count?

:^) le dead inside face

>>5878853

Never mind, you're not lolhitler.

>>5880363
you cared enough to post this lmao #rekt

>>5880381
what a boring person you must be

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>>5880398
>>5880365

>>5878938
>Saggy balls are a sign of ageing
nah m8 I had saggy balls when I was like 15-16, not all the time though, like obviously they shrink up when I'm cold, but I think it just depends on your genes, and the size of your balls I guess.

>>5880426
post balls

New Thread:
>>5880468
>>5880468
>>5880468

>>5880341
Please enlighten us you foot fetish faggot
Do we need do enjoy being peed on to not have bland taste? Maybe you just have twisted fucked up taste mate. Youre the weird one here desu

>>5880313
>tfw i have to use a lip balm or cocoa butter everyday or my lips start to crack
>tfw lips glowing all year round

I don't even need to tell people i'm gay anymore... it's pretty sad.

>>5879110
Not ONLY. Asians have much higher potential to be cute. But if you mean do I like shitskins, then fuck no I wouldn't touch a shitskin darkie with a 10 foot pole.

>>5879382
Omygarsh yer so cute