/mtfg/ - transbian and bisexual trans girl general

First for depression and soup

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>>5858356
First for funposting

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is this a meme?

Nth for good morning everyone.

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Reminder that yume needs to grow her hair out.

I was trutrans until I realised that my boobs could not fight

>>5858364
Mornin

>>5858363
>ywn never be mad at mac for embarassing you in public and then have him do silly stuff to make you smile even though you'er still grumpy.

>>5858365
Yume is a downgraded version of Clark Duke

>>5858364
Good moring Pen

>>5858353
yes yes it is vry true

>>5858366
Did you join the UFT (ultimate fighting tiddies)? It got too lewd for me.

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does this thread have meaning

>alarm only set on weekdays
>wake up at 13:30
>house is empty, everyone is out
>gf didn't text back last night when i said 'goodnight boo i love you <3'
>i'm irrelevant and no-one loves me

at least i have mtfg

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>>5858363
In a way, everyone and everything is a meme.
Except for Milhouse. Milhouse will never be a meme

>>5858375
Oh snap. I sell used music gear.

>>5858380
>Milhouse will never be a meme
holy 2006 batman

>>5858376
Do you have autism?

>>5858376
No, but I showed my ugly drugged up mug on cam :'D

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>>5858377
Does life have any meaning?

>>5858381
Don't worry, she sucks at making music

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>>5858380
Are you flirting with me?

>>5858381
oh neat. yeah i work at a dumb music store. its awful.

>>5858388
>Does life have any meaning
Sure it does, it just all hurts

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>>5858384
Sometimes I like to give old memes a second chance, like a throwback hour on the radio

>>5858392
Gutair Center

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hello /mtfg/, what's is your opinion about the manga "teppu", is about fit girls fitting in the MMA, that can be only good, i am right?

>>5858385
No I don't. I'm just nuts. Seriously I bet you in the next week I'll have another suicidal meltdown, and imma count on you to be there to say do it faggot.

>>5858387
Oh snap must have been just after I left.

>>5858392
Mine is too. At least we get good discounts right?

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>>5858391
Who isn't.

Except for Milhouse. Milhouse never flirts with anyone

>>5858397
yeah it's probably the only thing i really like about the job anymore.
even guitars in general are starting to bore me after dealing with them allllll day erry day

>>5858404
God tell ne about it. I've been in my job like four years now It's soul sucking

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Uh, hi.
Could anyone tell me how HRT would affect my face, fat distribution etc.? I've talked to my therapist and she said that I should be 100% sure that this is something I truly need to do.
Kind of on the edge right now about this, worried that I might not pass if I start taking hormones, how my family might react to all this and in general how everything would be more diffcult.
The attached file is pretty honest picture of me at the moment (sorry about the shite quality).

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>>5858356
Who else /hastopoopbutistoolazytogetoutofbed/
This is a feel I didn't sign up for

>>5858356
>abusive

Shit, op. I just want someone who's taller than me. I'd rather they be a nurturing domme, though.

>>5858404
Either quit your job or stop complaining

>>5858409
i must get out ;-;

>>5858410
It won't

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>>5858410
Looks like a gay cis boy art student I follow.

>>5858410
Your face is already kinda feminine, and HRT would definitely help. Grow out your hair and I think HRT could do pretty well for you. Worst case scenario you have to get FFS, which I don't think you'll need to get too much done *if* you need it.

>>5858410
HRT's effects on the face are pretty subtle, so take that into consideration.

You're likely to get a fairer complexion, rounder cheeks, and less muscular chin/jaw.

>>5858410
Do it

>>5858410
You'll be a pretty lady, relax and get on hrt.

>>5858414
Fucking this

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Who here big chin?

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>>5858439
I have both a big jaw/chin

>>5858439
I've got a tiny chin and jawline, but my brow has a further reach than my arms

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>>5858409
What's a "job"?

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>>5858439
Big chin also jew nose here.

>>5858363
>>5858380
>>5858445
Brad is a meme

>>5858439
Pretty big chin right here. Hoping it's "alright" after a few more months, otherwise it's on the "serious consideration" surgery list.

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Gonna leave you alone as promised after this... New Skype is biohacked_tomboy. I'd say only add me if you're not gonna be an asshole but I know it'll make no difference. I promise I won't tell anyone here if you do speak to me. Sorry I'm such a shit person, I am seeking help now. Peace out.

>>5858449
It's like being a whore except instead of selling sex you're selling your joy and hope and happiness

>>5858451
I'm not a meme.
My body is pretty big tbqh

>>5858455
perfect last pic on here, brilliant

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>tfw thought i liked girls, then i liked boys, now i like girls and dont like boys, except for one.
>tfw when i think of sex with boys it freaks me out and i feel sick
>tfw when i think of sex with girls, my brain goes dumb and i cant process it properly

>>5858455
Wait so why do you want to skype?

>>5858458
Do you at least get a good deal?

>ywn sell your body

>>5858455
kill yourself

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mtfg is a meme

>>5858461
Autism, not even once.

>>5858455
Drown yourself you hideous piece of shit

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>>5858467
Being trans is a meme

>>5858455
i was never around in the past so i never got the chance to judge you for who you actually are and not just the memes people say about you here. mind if i add you?

>>5858455

le mustache man?

>>5858464
idk, the hope of connecting with other people, not going days without any kind of socialising, etc.
but I promised I'd stop posting after this, I really shouldn't linger around

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>>5858469
okay spandango. that didn't really make sense but here

How do I get hrt.

suicide attempt sucked I just threw up and hallucinated you cant over dose on five htp evidently.

>>5858482
You didn't try hard enough my man

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>>5858473
We are all become memes of ourselves.

>>5858482
Self med or IC

>>5858482
Buy it from Indian pharmacy

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>>5858473
>transition is so contrarian

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>>5858439
I am the crimson chin.

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>>5858473
> tfw you are a living meme

>>5858465
Not really, what you get back is a deficit, which means it'll always suck a little more life out of you. The plus side it makes suicide really appealing.

I dunno I might start camming as a disgusting manly femboy,.

>>5858482
Use money and order it, assuming you're not in a position to see a psych for referral.

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>>5858492
Iktf

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>>5858482
fishing attention whore

>>5858484
Your right if you hate me so much why not just kill me your self just hold the trigger to my head and shoot me dead no one has to know you can make it look like self defense.

>>5858488
>>5858489
You have to have money for that I only have fifty bucks

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>>5858495
Tbh I've been thinking about camming. I might not be pretty but I've got a nice butt so I should monopolize it before I'm old, ye?

>>5858494
>tfw you just realize that life is playing you in the biggest meme
>tfw you realise you're a meme to the rest of the world

>>5858491
>tfw stuck at metapod

last post okay

>>5858474
sure, but tbf most of them are probably true, people don't constantly tell me to commit suicide for no reason

>>5858475
I'm partway through laser now

>>5858503
You have to get more money, or intercept more of it before your family takes it.

>>5858491
Wrong quote >>5858487

>>5858502
Yeah your right I didn't spend five hours vommiting and contemplating ripping my throat open. Accusing me of fishing have you met any of the other trips?

>>5858504
Fuck it why not. I'll just degrade myself for old disgusting men. Get some dead presidents yo.

>>5858503
I'm so glad you're ok x

>>5858504
Don't do it camming sucks only if your drop dead gorgeous will you make any money I made 50 bucks after 3 weeks of work just find a real job.

>>5858513
So I have to wait another two weeks it's a combo of my family the gov and my medical bills for all the tests I had for various illnesses and rehabilitation.

injection day

today i learned that the one in the bum is more difficult than the one in the tum

>>5858516
Let the cattiness wash over you. You've got more important things to worry about.

You need money for HRT. Get it by any means necessary.

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>>5858520
if you're going to do it, make sure you keep your work life and your personal life completely separate.

also it sucks your soul out, I tried it once for money but it's awful, so many creepy people.

>>5858520
I'm not I still wanna die, work is going to suck today but I have a couple seedy guys that wanna fuck on Molly so yeah hurray drug distractions.

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>>5858516
you're advertising a suicide attempt. either say "i need help, someone please help me," or admit you're fishing like a whore.

>>5858530
Easy, got no soul. And I've got intimacy issues so keeping them separate is fine. I know it's a terrible Idea. It's part to leave my job, part money and a good chunk is validation.

>>5858512
added

>>5858527
You may have to. I'm sorry. It's unfair and painful, but you at least have an end point in sight.

>>5858529
Guess I sell my body to the next person that offers then. Anyone got that infograph dva created on how to destroy your testicles with alcohol?

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>tfw have to go to electrolysis in 2 hours
>going to be in so much pain and as red as a tomato
>still not going to be anywhere near finished

>>5858541
Oddish thinks you're ugly

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>>5858535
okay, but as drunk said, only get into it if you're pretty, and you know how to work yourself, because otherwise you just feel shitty about yourself and wont make much money, while the regulars will just soak up all the viewers

>>5858541
No you don't

>>5858532
Well you're alive that's fucking great news. I was so worried. Please try to look after yourself. That might not be the best idea right now.

>>5858533
No one can help me on 4chan I do need help tho not the kind evil fucks that browse this site can give.

>>5858547
Wut I said that? I don't remember thought that's happening a lot lately lol

>>5858509
> those metapod feels
Little by little we'll crack our cocoons and spread our wings. There's a mustness to the act.

>>5858550
who knows, i've met some really nice and genuine people here. i used to talk people out of suicide all the time. most people are good-hearted, you just have to take away their anonymity

>>5858541
How the fuck did a neet fagget like you afford electrolysis you don't even have a fucking job and I know your bitch mother would never give you money for that.

>>5858544
Who cares what that austic fuck thinks.

>>5858553
Go on ahead without me akaka and spread your wings, I'm doomed to forever be a shy beta gril ;_;

>>5858555
I've been arrested and had my cam site spammed by the horrible fucks here no o haven't met anyone nice from here glad your experience has been different you must be cute cause this site is completely appearance based. BTW I don't mean the trips I like talking to them.

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>>5858541
>red as a tomato
transition complete

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>>5858551
No, Drunkpiratehooker said this >>5858527

just keep it in mind that if it doesnt work out, it's not your fault. but i'd keep your job if i was you.

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Fucking nail broke for no goddamn reason, didn't even bend it on anything
No scissors handy so I had to bite the right side back
The goddamn worst

>>5858541
>as red as a tomato
But you like tomatoes though, embrace it.

>>5858556
I sold my other boat engine. I am living off of shit I flip on craigslist

>>5858541
Good luck

>>5858565
its okay holic, i still love you

>>5858556
Her mom did pay for this one. Seems Kayla was trying to throw out her girl stuff and her mom put a stop to it and offered up electrolysis.

It really paints a nice picture of her mom's internal conflict when taken together with other Kayla quotes.

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>>5858565
i dont know if i pass, but i'm moderately cute. i know you. you're not ugly. the problem isn't your appearance, it's the way you're antagonizing everyone. you're too depressed to taste the vinegar spitting from your mouth.

>>5858568
Moisturise those fingers girl.

>>5858567
That makes so much more sense, anyway thank you I appreciate the advice, I'm fairly certain any decision I make for myself is a bad one.

>>5858541
Good luck Kayla.

>>5858568
trying playing acoustic guitar and having nice nails

>>5858578
>you're not ugly
c'mon now.

>>5858559
You're too pretty and too nice for that to be how things go. I assume you're out to all your local friends?

>>5858567
I mean I tried camming it was a nightmare that helped get me arrested where I was put naked in a cell with a retarded man who was also naked and fingered me aggressively so yeah I sure need that job.

>>5858584
You lie more than Kayla

>>5858578
Don't lie to me I am ugly.

>>5858575
Well fuck my cunt mother saying she supportive and still calling me son boy boy name every single motherfucking day. How does someone so horrible get all the good luck in life fuck God is a sadist.

>>5858582
What are opinions

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>>5858579
They're fine
>>5858581
I do play guitar, nerd

>>5858587
Thats the truth I have the evidence from the case against me to prove it go fuck yourself it's common knowledge I was arrested.

>>5858592
chris chan is beautiful. :)

>>5858595
I will post it tonight never trust this site.

>>5858574
I don't know who you are or care cause you don't know me how the fuck can you love me?

>>5858594
I was just saying they look a little dry. Where do you live? When the weather is cold here I just turn to scales

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>>5858579
No problem, i think it's important to tell people the truth about cam sites, and the porn industry in general, its not a good place to work at all. Some people can do it, but not everyone, i know i cant.

>>5858584
That sounds shitty, why were you both naked? that doesn't seem like proper detainment procedure.

god bless degarelix
god tier chemical castration

>>5858602
North Carolina

>>5858597
>chris chan is

an ugly disgusting fat man.

tbqh I preferred mtfg when it was cute animu posters flirting with each other...

>>5858611
M-me too anon-chan
0//////0

>>5858601
i do know you, we used to talk about two years ago. sorry things got so shitty

>>5858574
You know I thought she looked like Holic but Holic detransitioned, and I didn't want to say anything. Why do people change trips so much desu

>>5858611
>tfw joined too late and now all i see is anime mango spamming anons

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>>5858611
this isnt mtfg tho.

>>5858607
excuse me but that's just your opinion and i think she is a really pretty trans girl.

>>5858618
>she

He*

>>5858619
intentionally misgendering isn't nice, anon.

>>5858615
Why do you shit on your friends so much?

>>5858615
Holic detransitioned? oh, that sucks, i hope shes okay.

>>5858356
>tfw bi dom possessive kinky slut gf
>tfw repressed to be cuck pillow princess bf

>>5858621

Your right, but your the one misgendering him into a woman when he's an ugly autistic man.

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Hey mtfg do I pass yet?

>>5858625
she identifies as female, i am using the correct pronouns.

>>5858626
Just fuck off you heartless cunt.

>>5858380
Wow, my pic got around fast :/ I literally only posted it a few hours ago

>>5858622
Transgirl are kinky they like that sort of thing.... Oh did you mean figuratively?
>>5858623
She's drunk pirate hooker now I'm guessing ask her if she's ok :p

>>5858626
>look at me being edgy
That's nice, oddish

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>>5858624

tfw when i'll never pound faye's boipussi in an orgy and suck milk from her tits.

>>5858633
You know what I mean Justin

What vidya do you guys play?

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>>5858635
So you aren't coming to Portland this weekend, damn

>>5858638
>>>/v/

>>5858638
At the moment Dark souls. One month. Get hype!

gem/yume i need ur numbers, hmu on skype

>>5858626
Put your trip on Elanna

>>5858646

I see HRT didn't affect your sex drive...

>>5858649
mine only changed on cypro, spiro gives you boners

>>5858649
What's wrong with a lil bit of precum cock?

>>5858650
100mg cypro a day did nothing to my monstrous manly sex drive

>tfw I am in a great relationship with an awesome girl.

I know it's the universe setting me up for a bigger and more spectacular fall, but I'm going to enjoy this shit

>>5858604
ya made it
>>5858639
filthy degenerates the lot of you

CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT COCKS

>>5858657
degarelix was the easy one lol, the estradiol depot injection was the one that almost broke me

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>>5858657
Cocks are neat though
And tasty

>>5858660
Preach

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>>5858650

>>5858657
>CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT COCKS

mtfg - trannies who love their cocks general

That reminds me.

http://strawpoll.me/7060561

>>5858664
Great now I'm jealous and sad. I hope you all get teen pregnant.

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>>5858487
All this time I was a caterpie.. thank god I'm not a metapod anymore
(Pic related)

>>5858664
>posting the version without names

>>5858671
Scott pilgrim and Ramona flowers had a daughter?

>>5858675
>being autistic

>>5858679
more like a tumblr

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>>5858675
>>5858680
sorry
>>5858670
> I hope you all get teen pregnant.
lmao

>>5858638
Phantasy Star

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Did tranny bangs today. I hope you are happy /mtfg/ .

Woke up for a few hours, released I have absolutely nothing to do, went back to bed

Such is the life

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>>5858679
Yee it gets worse

>>5858626
Is she ok?

>>5858695
I'm very happy about it, you look great. How long til you can do them brows?

>>5858684
The autism is real

>>5858704
This Wednesday \o/

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>need a ticket to see the holocaust museum
>tickets are free
???

>>5858705
If that's autism then vaccine me up champ

>>5858706
Fuck yes. just you wait you'll feel ten thousand fucking times better.

>>5858684
My gf pulled away from to get comfortable last night on the couch, and I gave her a little pouty face, she turned back to me and said:

"Oh no don't pout at me do you know how much cuddles you're getting on Sunday? You're lucky I'm so awesome"

:3

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>>5858707
That's not very Jewish of them

>>5858710
This is something a cuck would say.

>>5858710

How did you find her anyway? I mean why would a Accountant date a mtf who's far less economically stable?

>>5858703
She lived. She's in a tough spot, has little support and equally little money. I hope she can pull together resources for a steady supply of hormones, and can get her family to understand her needs. Life's hard to live, sometimes.

>>5858710
^_^

>>5858715
>tfw made over 32k € after taxes at my last job
i could never date anyone who makes less than i did

>>5858695
80% pass -> 100% pass

>meet transgirl
>looks nothing like pics they sent
>sounds nothing like they did on the phone
>dick bigger than mine

I want the memes to end

>>5858695
i think i liked your hair better before
but it's still cute

maybe i'll get trannybangs too in the near future

>>5858720
>I hope she can pull together resources for a steady supply of hormones

I would love to send her some of my bags full of mones the shit is practically free here. But glad she didn't do it.

I was in some bad spot myself several times.

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>>5858626
Not funny tbqh

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>>5858638
Football Manager, aka the greatest game ever made

>>5858749
Handegg? Or Soccer?

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>>5858638

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hello ~

I need go get a degree and a well paying job. Any suggestions? I'm kind of clever, have lots of experience with IT hardware and smaller electronics. I fucking hate dealing with people but I'm good at it.

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>>5858711
Holy shit that was so cool! Do you have anymore pictures like that?

>>5858757
Nope, sorry
I know they exist, as I've seen them before, dunno their name though.

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>>5858751
It's soccer. The gimmick of the game is that you coach the games instead of playing them. Sounds dumb but its a lot of fun

>>5858755
you will never get hired by a developer for anything, I've tried for years.

tech support for a company can be a great gig

>>5858755
how about getting a Degree in IT ?

>I'm kind of clever
that's what most people think about themselves

>>5858764
it's fucking stupid
all the guys around here play it
at least a few years ago they did

>>5858754
Morning Korra. What's new?

>>5858626
Who is this?

>>5858765
I wouldn't even try to get into dev or programming fields.

>>5858767
I'm clever enough to know I'm a dumbass that can get a degree that'll give me a reasonable job. I think IT is probably the best field.I already have a music degree but tbhon I'm not gonna waste any more time with it


In other news, my skin is silky soft today :3

>>5858777
>music degree
waste of money 2bh
on the other side since i'm a girl now i don't need a super high paying job and can do what i want instead :)

>>5858777
>skin is silky soft today
my skin is still shit
but i dyed my eyelashes today

>>5858791
Yup that music degree was the biggest mistake 17year old me made besides not transitioning.

I didn't even know that was a thing. I've never heard of it. My hairs jet black and I plan on keeping it that way. I really do need to learn how to girl though.

Hey y'all, I need some help. I'm trying to get hormones for one of our fellow sisters, but it seems impossible to find them online without a prescription. I also don't want to poison her or any shit like that. Advice?

>>5858800
qhi.co.uk
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/

>>5858800
qhi.co.uk for europe
alldaychemist for USA

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>tfw my torso looks like this
what do? is there any hope or should I just kill myself already?

anyone else here fancy dropping into the chat here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEZNaU2Tbb8

>>5858805
Thank you so much, darlin'

>>5858810
become musclegirl

>>5858815
i think the cool thing about muscle girls is that their shoulders aren't that broad to begin with

>>5858821
if you cover your shoulders in cannonball delts, people will think you're wide af because of your muscles. if you're a lank they can see your bone structure poking out

>>5858831
i would still prefer to be super lanky
maybe with some fat over them
but i'm super muscular without even doing anything
how can i stop that

>>5858741
I'll take them

Anybody here /robotripping/? Wanna try it but I'm not informed enough. % chance it'll just make me ill? Any tips?

>>5858835
anti-androgens and not exercising. caloric deficit if you're desperate, but only if you're already on AAs

>>5858810
Maybe you could be the girl version of the heavy from tf2

>>5858840
i'm on AAs for a bit more than 1,5 years now and i don't do shit
still muscular and i hate it

>>5858810
how is that even possible

>>5858734
sounds like you should transition
>>5858795
you could be a teacher with that music degree?? private lessons are a thing too.
>>5858831
>tfw a transgirl with huge muscles will never beat you up
>>5858839
wouldn't really recommend. feels like sludgey lsd. but funny story the only time i ever robotripped i was at a cops house with a friend and on the come down i started to accept my trans feels and kinda half came out for the first time.

>>5858810
I have something like this too, skinny waist and broad upper chest

just cardio and reduce upper muscle

but all male borns have broad shoulders

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>tfw ill never be as pretty as my female relatives

pic related: me and my cousin about a year ago when i was still pre-hrt

>>5858862
she looks more like a man than you do facewise 2bh

>>5858857
>ywn hold beepy in your long, thick, manly girl-arms and reassure her that not everyone wants to beat her up.
>ywn trade a knuckle sandwich for the pizzas beep's workmates stole from her
>ywn call the bible bashers bluff when they front you but are too pussy to step
>tfw

>>5858857
Part of my degree was teaching. Bit I would need an add on to the degree to actually do it. In terms of prospects of amount of jobs it to mention pay and how much I'd enjoy it, it's not worth it. I want a job I can switch off at the end of the day.

>>5858866
Next level hugboxing. Kill yourself.

>>5858866
i wish that were true. how do i stop being envious of girls?

>>5858881
become one

>>5858857
>on the come down i started to accept my trans feels
yeah I've heard this a lot, that's why I want to try it, I just can't seem to accept myself for who I am so far and it's hurting me

What dosage should I start Spiro at? About 5'6, somewhat underweight.

>>5858883
already one month on hormones. how do i stop being impatient, then?

>>5858888
100 -> move to 200 at 3 months
or earlier if you're naturally high test

if you dont see desirably results switch to cypro/bical

>tfw kinda look like a girl from a distance and in poor lighting

my washing machine broke and with all my gaffs inside but the one i'm wearing, the majority of my underwear and socks and all my jeans. fuck.

>>5858890
drown away the days with friends, videogames and alcohol

>>5858898
>tfw look like a man from a mile off
>tfw look like a bender up close

>>5858898
Sooo.. like a dude with long hair?

>>5858879
her nose is huge af and makes her face look really strange
if coffe was wearing makeup there wouldn't be too much difference 2bh

>>5858881
you don't

>>5858898
I know that one

got the figure and walk down, but my face looks like Val Kilmer's

>>5858897
ty hon <3

>>5858906
you have no eyes clearly

>>5858919
none to see with

>>5858911
Is it something I said?

>>5858874
>ywn ride bikes in the dark with sal to our transphobic coworkers houses to brick their cars
>ywn be the big spoon and hold her after gorging on pizza
>>5858877
yeah that is nice to have. i think private lessons are kind of like that though. as long as you have some sort of map to work with you don't need to put a lot of work into planning your lessons.
>>5858886
thats..not really a good idea. i didnt mention before that there were years of drug abuse. robotripping didnt change me or help me accept myself. it was just the last disgusting thing i happened to do before i realized i was destroying myself.

>>5858927
>ywn distract them as beep cycles away by screaming
>MON THEN YA SPECCY CUNTS SQUARE GO LIKE

>>5858931
>The evil tranny gang is back in the hood
>batin' up those transphobes

>>5858927
Yeah. It's definitely something i'll have to think about as a possibility.

Can I join you but leave the spooning, bike riding, both of you , destruction of property and just have the pizza?

I'm too old for whatever's going on here

>>5858365
fuck off Emma I like my hair this length

>>5858890
Accept that the hormones are doing their job, and that it's on you to work at what they can't change.

They may do a lot, or little, but fretting about it instead of your voice, style, manner, etc... won't make them do more.

>>5858939
if my coworkers dont steal it : c
>>5858940
rude

>>5858940
iktf

>tfw everyone is going to be here in a few days

Portland ww@

what are some things i can eat to make me not feel hungry and will still let me loose weight?

>>5858966
Bleach

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>>5858966
Anything you want.

really don't wanna go into work tonight

>>5858966
Just eat under your daily caloric intake. That's all that matters. Your body will crave more than that though, no matter if you eat it all in cake or peas. Losing weight without exercise is an exercise in self restraint.

>>5858966
i low carb (like actually no carbs) for a while
then i started to hate food and barely ate anything anymore
lost 20kg

>>5858934
Another year, another spate of trannies being killed.
Tumblr responds with "rest in power", but nothing ever changes. Trans people are still targeted and murdered within their own communities.
One day, the distant sound of rolling thunder approaches the latest neighborhood to see such a tragic crime being committed.
What's that?
Oh shit, The Equalizers MC are riding into town!
A hoard of trannies, armed to the teeth atop their choppers, arrived to take one cis life for every trans life taken.
Their mission - hunt down Jerome Hüdrat who recently bludgeoned half-ape tgirl Laqueesha Quesadilla to death, claiming "tranny panic" after he hit on her in a local bar, thinking she was a "real girl".
sal and muscleback anon >>5858810 jump off their bikes , Jerome immediately takes flight.
"Oh shit we're never going to catch him, our weakened AA muscles simply won't allow us to catch up with this man of kenyan cattle-rustling stock!"
When all seems lost, beep jumps out from behind a corner and bricks him in the face. He's down!
Keeping him pinned, the rest of the gang wait for the grand inquisitor to arrive.
Kayla eventually pulls up, exclaiming incoherently that having a twin-v vibrating between her legs makes her trutrans.
Dismounting, she pulls Miss Cock out and lubes up, ready to teach Jerome a lesson.
Having filmed the entire sordid event, it's not long before rawr posts the evidence of buggery online.
Humiliated, Jerome hangs himself 2 weeks later.
Somewhere, in a dark corner, Noelle finds the video and gives her tackle a tug.

>>5858983
what the FUCK hahahaha

>>5858983
wow

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>tfw you dab the FUCK out and get higher than you've ever got in your life
>tfw you fall asleep for 15 hours

we dabbin

>>5858356
>trutrans
nigger what

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>Showing pic of cooking to guy friend on phone and they're an idiot and start swiping and see my gross cone titties.

pls kill me.

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>>5858983

Do you guys think i can find myself a qt bf in femgen ?

>>5858983
... ok

>>5858998
got home from work yesterday
got into bed
started sleeping immediately
wake up
i slept 20 hours
wtf is wrong with me

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>>5858445
>>5858450
>>5858453
>>5858492
>not realizing that i have the largest chin and squarest jaw of this general

>>5858998
what is dabs

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>>5859002
do normies just have REALLY low IQ or do they swipe left hoping to see something like that and then act the fool? ive never understood this meme
>>5859012
pure THC concentrate
>>5859005
thats fucked

>>5858983
I don't know whether I'm scared or horny.

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>tfw probably blew out my back
>in bed surrounded by pillows so I can't move
>bf says it's just hip pain from gurly puburty
>really hurts
>if I die, I'm dieing with a sexy sway in my walk

>>5858998
You're making me jealous, yumes. I've never tried dabs

>>5859013
>do normies just have REALLY low IQ or do they swipe left hoping to see something like that and then act the fool? ive never understood this meme
most of the time people swipe because they hope to see something that's even better than what you showed them
sometimes people fuck up and swipe accidentally

>thats fucked
yeah, ik

>>5859011

i may not have the largest jaw, but the largest chin is mine

>>5859005
I'm pretty sure you can secure a fembf. Just might take a while.

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>someone tried to assassinate trump

HE IS GROWING STRONGER.

>>5858983
Fucking gold
Lost at Laqueesha quesadilla

>>5859033

Your butthole will grow bigger when i get to you bby.

>>5859020
How old are you to be getting that kind of stuff??

>>5858998
ahhh how do you get them? is there any special process or do you just get them off your ordinary dealer? I don't think we have that here

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>>5859046
anon its legal here in Cascadia

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>>5859041
I turned 20 2 months ago, had my orchi late 19

ITT: Your age

>>5859052

How much was it?

I hate pretty cis girls. I'm shallow and ugly.

>>5859020
Goodspeed mac ;n;

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>>5858356

Ewww actually being proud of being transbian

Hey y'all! I'm at Furry Fiest! Say hi if you see me!

>>5859052
>orchi late 19
>meanwhile i only started AA's at 23

so... i think i missed my window of opportunity.
you still had time

also why does mac look like a less attractive ewan mcgregor

>>5859050
REEEEEEEEEE ;-;

>>5859058
>I hate pretty cis girls. I'm shallow and ugly.
this desu

also just looked into femgen and their boobs look better then mine T-T

>tfw no gf to cuddle all day

>>5859058
same

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>>5859061
its pure Sativa 80% THC pure concentrate

its intense

>>5859059

I miss your cute voice, miss....

;_;

we can have another clyp.it pretty pls?

Also are you with your bf or gf?

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>>5859056
dunnno, didn't pay for it

>>5859058
thanks Mirin! good luck to you too <3

>>5859060
>implying mac isn't the most attractive man of all time

>>5859064
r-reee

>>5859052
aw rip I only started mones at 21, 22 now. Did the surgery help you much, personally?

does anyone else get this aching feeling in their shoulders and back when they feel really lonely

>>5859074
>implying alan rickman wasn't a total hunk before the NWO killed him off
>implying jet fuel can melt steel beams
>implying he's a big guy 4u

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>>5859060
Wtf u say about Mac?

>>5859052
MA, you're so young. That's beautiful. Fly and be free little bird <3

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>at a rally
>BLM nig comes up to him
>holds gun sideways
>misses cuz of shit aim
>Trump pulls his CCW, blasts him
>"You're fired!"
>Crowd goes wild
>he finishes his speech
>Landslide win in November

if someone kills Trump, the alt-right wins. if they don't, the alt-right still wins.

you can NOT stump the trump my friends
>America is made great again

>>5859073

https://clyp.it/hddmximb

>>5859082
jump back into limmy's live techno streaming, it's getting good

>>5859086
Too late sucka I'm on the way home and listening to Parliament

>>5859084
>https://clyp.it/hddmximb

Wtf? are you tired, why is your pitch low?

>tfw youre friend was cuddling with her gf right next to you yesterday and it made you want to die

>>5859074
Inorite I'd blind an orphan just to lick that pinball machine he's been grinding up on

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>>5859075
Of course.
+less stressed
+more creative
+more energy
+feel more "in my head"?
+hips, smell better, cheeks gettin squirrely
-more crazy (hypochondriac/panic attacks)
-still no boobs

>>5859081
Aw, I miss him

>>5859082
I might be young but life has aged me :^3

>>5859084
You sound so excited to go! May I come? I don't have a cosplay

>>5859083
>america won't lead europe, that's germany's responsibility
what ? why ?

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>>5859098
you can't handle the big mac so you have to settle for that little mac

baka

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>>5859106
why wouldn't it be?

>>5859105
>+hips, smell better, cheeks gettin squirrely
>-more crazy (hypochondriac/panic attacks)
>-still no boobs
i would give my boobs for broad hips anytime

>tfw your voice