/mtfg/ Transgirl General

Lol first haha

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xth for nothing i say or do will ever be enough.

Do you get turned on when you have to shit? A healthy stool is similar in size and shape to a penis.

I'm so sick of this happening to me. Repost.

>>5839778
Humor. Not for everybody.
I don't think I'm a chaser. Recent experiences have given me new perspective on relationships, and I've been particularly frustrated that cis people i talk to romantically can have non empathy for my situation, either when it comes to gender or sexuality. Which gets frustrating. I think i would rather date someone who i don't need to explain it to constantly.
Or better yet. One of these days I'm gonna meet someone i love, and they're going stay friends with me, and i just won't approach them romantically. We'll stay friends and I'll pretend they're my spouse because really i just want a platonic romance.

oddish is fat. FAT!

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Some writer at Adult Swim really doesnt like trans girls.

Here's a story for the new thread, girls
>at a junkie party
>getting head from some chaser under the covers
>I don't want to trigger my dysphoria by seeing my tinkler get sucked
>suddenly get crazy rumbles in my tummy
>HRT and take-out curry don't mix apparently
>get a devilish though
>pin the guy with my feet so that his nose is against my taint
>pull the covers on him super-tight
>let out the nastiest fucking stinkbomb in MtF history
>the sheer volume of the gas balloons the blanket
>get a faint waft of the atmosphere under there
>it smells like ancient buttermilk mixed with rotten shrimp omelettes
>I might as well have sprayed diarrhea in his nose with a windex bottle, it was that bad
>he is wriggling like a fish on land
>mfw I listen to his muffled gagging

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>>5839781
Feeling pretty fine today ;~;

>>5839795
post buttocks

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>>5839790
i just don't know which image in particular you're referring to. besides, i was obviously merely pranking. i understand that way of seeing things since it's relateable.
>>5839795
it's a sick coincidence that you always seem to do it to me of all people, too. i always see them but i appreciate that you go through the effort to post it for me just in case.
>>5839799
you tried.

>>5839795
Fatty

oddish is non-white. NON-WHITE!

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This game is gr8

>>5839781
>pic
me.

>>5839796
My bmi is healthy, I can choke you with my calves.
>>5839805
Also a half truth.
>>5839803
It's always you??

oddish is odd. ODD!

>>5839797
There really isn't a lot to like is there? Just look at the trips here.

>>5839809
>I can choke you with my calves.
really? post legs and prove it

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>>5839810
He used to be such a nice young man and then he turned into a tumblrina.

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>>5839809
yee.

>>5839807
W-what does she want to show you?

>>5839815
>Le yee meme xDXDDDx

My manager just asked me if I prefere to be called he or she.

This is freaking stupid why people don't get it isn't a preference.

If I look like a female you call me she
If I look like a male you call me he
If I have male name but look weirdly feminine you still call me he.

>oh but he's an ally and want to support your trans status!

This is the worst. When people learn you are trans they start treating you as this semi-woman knowing deep down you are really a man... and it's unconfortable for everyone.

Just call me he damn it. Don't make me believe I pass.

>>5839815
those are some lame ass heroes oddish

>>5839781

>op pic
Typical woman.

>>5839815
Go to bed
>>5839813
I actually dont have any pics of my disgusting mega calved
>>5839814
Hey that's not nice

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>>5839781
Everything's great op!

>>5839821
>I actually dont have any pics of my disgusting mega calved
take a picture of your mega calves then

>>5839818
When Trump wins everyone here will be called he so you don't need to worry.

>>5839821
oddish I can't go to sleep if I don't see your legs!
I need to go to sleep please!PLEASE!! post your legs!

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>>5839821

>>5839818
Did you really think about what you signed up for? Being MtF literally means being a semi-woman in the eyes of everyone who realizes you are biologically male under all that make-up.

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>>5839817
>meant to type ye
>trigger your autism for no reason
are you okay??
>>5839821
>bed
for what purpose?

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>>5839816

>>5839832
what is sex with you like amy?

>>5839831
Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread

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>>5839819
Thse heroes are OPTIMAL
>>5839824
I'm walking to work rn and its pitch dark outside
>>5839828
Heres an old pic of my les for your health
>>5839831
FOR YOUR HEALTH

>>5839834
Angie stop being so buttmad.

>>5839835
oddish is not thick. NOT THICK!
this is a grave disappointment

>>5839835
Nice cellulite bitch

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>>5839834
here, have a gif.
>>5839835
but it's so early here.
>>5839837
>Angie
lol

>>5839833
>sex with me
I don't know, I've never been in any sexual encounter but I'd imagine it'd be a lot of crying and me just gicing up and performing oral while still having my clothes on

dysphoria's a bitch

>>5839841

Darn shame that your a transbian.

>>5839835
post dog

>>5839835
And you never post hair for me, what is up with that senpaitchi?

>>5839829
I get what it's saying and it's pretty hilarious, but I can't get over fact his wife's cuck son looks like him.

>>5839839
>no flexing
>its just fat!
Bruh i literally jog five miles to work and five miles back, five days a week
>>5839838
Unfortunately I'm not fake oddish
>>5839840
Oh. Sorry.

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>>5839844
I only have this older photo of her sadly
>>5839845
You have seen my most recent hair pic. I just dont post many.

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>tfw i was supposed to do my estrogen shot 4 days ago but i didn't and now i just feel numb and emotionless about everything

is it weird that i'm like kind of enjoying this because i've been stressing out about everything for weeks now? when i'm not on hormones i get like...really numb to everything, and kind of depressed? unmotivated, emotionless. i can be happy about things but it's not happiness that i really feel cause i can't really feel anything. like all i wanna do right now is eat fried chicken and lay in bed. which i know is bad........ but it's also nice in a twisted way....? i should do my shot right now huh lol

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>>5839846
it's fine. sleep deprivation isn't the reason i am so unwell. i appreciate the concern. it's my role to tell you to go to bed regardless.

>>5839830
When I meet someone new I thier head I was always a woman (I just need to pass at that moment).

>>5839850
post butt

>Cry
>Run out of tissues
>Still feel like crying

What 2 do

>>5839849
its fine, she reminds me of my dog when I was a kid

>>5839850
Shoot up Edie.

Also, good morning!

>>5839850
>eally numb to everything, and kind of depressed? unmotivated, emotionless. i can be happy about things but it's not happiness that i really feel cause i can't really feel anything. like all i wanna do right now is eat fried chicken and lay in bed.

trip on Anna

>>5839855
cry on your dick and use the tears and lube

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>>5839851
Icant go to bed. I have to work.
>>5839856
She's so pretty. I do have another.

>>5839855
Buy more tissue, drink water, replenish electrolytes.

>>5839855
bedsheets

>>5839843
why's that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGlBQGk4HWM
Our Führer has spoken

>>5839864
du bist enstellt und du bist hasslich

>>5839864
lel that voice, no effort

>>5839855
Cry in the bathtub. Seeing yourself in the mirror will help.

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>>5839865
and yet happy
what about you ?
>>5839866
no need for effort if you are the manifestation of trans right activism :^)

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>>5839854

n-no

>>5839857

good morning i am drinking coffee and woke up around 11 pm
i know i should it's just so nice to live in a world where i don't have to do anything and i can just wallow in my own lil dark place yknow. or i guess it's easier.

>>5839858

lollll
literally i could get my arm amputated and give two fucks in the state i'm in right now. which is nice to not FEEL EVERYTHING EVER. but with feelings comes happiness and motivation and drive instead of just like dark twisty edie. so i guess i should do my estrogen shot sigh

>>5839864

His murder charges were dropped, can he just fuck off now?

>>5839864
wtf all that surgery and she still sounds like a guy
why
it took me like a month to sound like a girl

>>5839860
in the future, i mean.
>>5839871
how

>>5839871
I didn't even need training. Just took me a few days to drop the habits I had forced my voice into to sound male...

>>5839869
>is nice to not FEEL EVERYTHING EVER.
you're almost like a perfect Anna clone

>>5839876
actually i lied, i didnt practice at all and just did >>5839877 and supposedly my voice passes

>>5839870
her*
don't be a dick
>>5839871
idk a lot of old transwomen don't know you can train it I guess
at least that's what quite a few told me irl
like they think only surgery or pre puberty is possible

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>oh so your trans right?

>so are you a fan of caitlyn jenner and Conchita Wurst?

>>5839880
I suppose I did train. As a teen, just correcting my voice as it deteriorated... Which means I sounded OK out of puberty.

I was crying yesterday all day, how is it possible for my mom to not even notice? I just want a hug

>>5839876
You can just go ahead and tell me every night, in case i forget
>>5839880
She does have a terrible voice tho. Like it doesnt sound like she worked on it at all.
>>5839877
Are you an elaborate troll

hai! ^~^

>>5839883
>Conchita Wurst
>tfw came out right when the hype here in austria about her was starting
worst
timing
ever
>>5839886
mhm my guess is she has no clue that it's doable or doesn't care

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>>5839886
I'm a sophisticated troll, yes. Also, a real MtF icon. I should be making covers, not Jenner...

>>5839888
>her

Fuck off, He said himself that this was just a drag queen act for attention when he had a failing career.

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>>5839887
nya

I was thinking yesterday about how a lot of the trans from 4chan never "grow up" from the trans "phase", they instead decide to fuck up their lives, have a horrible experience transitioning and run the chance of being beaten, ignored or killed.
On the other hand we have tumblr people who thinks its more accepted to be trans and they turn into attention kids or dragqueens for attention and then just grow up of the phase.

How unfortunate.

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>>5839871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15vpqzG3IUT
w-well?

>>5839891
care to give a citation ?
till then I'll refer to her as woman

>>5839889
Why you here tho
>>5839888
Shes a total hon huh

>>5839896
well if you say you are done with transition you get shit on
based 4chin

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>>5839893
aww :3 (my kitty ^^)
<333

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is the general just total shit right now or am i developing a mood swing from my manly hormone levels attempting to take over in lieu of my shot lmao

>>5839897
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s15vpqzG3IUT

Pls record a longer version.

>>5839899
nah she passes look wise imo
just not voice wise
and she seems to be quite retarded and bigot

>>5839903
you just need transbian love

>>5839896
Honestly, my transition is going fine, my life is getting better and I'm here because 4chan chaos amuses me.

>>5839897
what >>5839904 said, needs more voice to work with. also use clyp.it

>>5839903
It's better than usual, I'd say. So, mood swing, I guess.

>>5839903
It's shit mostly :/

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>>5839907
>I'm here because 4chan chaos amuses me.
this

>>5839896
god I know right? I hate trannies, it's absolutely their own fault for living in a world where it's a phase and getting themselves beaten and killed.

>>5839903
>manly hormones
lol Edie You're like a trolling cis girl. You just have pms girl.

Its super muddy
And super dark outside
I'm gonna be a half hour late
Fuck this dude
>>5839903
Little of both.

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>>5839901

I just want some opinions, im not mtf, but i cant post this in femgen because it's esentially tranny problems

This is me >>5839777
I know the most likely thing is i probably took a fetish too far and brought confusion upon myself, but this recent genderfuck feeling inside my head where i feel like a girl is worrying

I just wanna know like... Am i a gross fetishist or a gross trans

It doesnt change anything, still gonna be a boy with boops, i just want to know how it sounds

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>>5839906

no

>>5839911
>>5839912
>>5839917

it probably is both lmao
i need to do my fucking shot and stay away from ppl i'm so sorry if i'm being bitchy at all

>>5839914

i was supposed to do my estrogen shot like 4 days ago so i'm basically a man rn
i need to calm my t rage

>>5839922

cis people don't take hormones and want to be the opposite gender consistently. ur a tranny, welcome to the brotherhood fagit

>>5839924
You're fine Edie

>>5839922
I'm sorry, but this is literally gender dysphoria.

>>5839924
>ur a tranny, welcome to the brotherhood fagit

Noty

I just wanted to know for my own interest, im still going to be a boy_with_boops once i forget about this

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>>5839925

alright

>>5839931

you're literally never going to forget about this. you've been thinking about yourself as a girl for as long as you've been alive, that's not gonna change anytime soon. we'll be here when you realize this in a few years tho.

>>5839935
I didnt tgink i was a girl before... And i mean im still not i just feel like one, sometimes, now. In the past i didnt really feel like a girl i think i just wanted to be one, it was like one of the main things i'd think about every day

>>5839931
>>5839935
She speaks wisdom, girl. Listen to her. I mean if you just want to be a beautiful soft boy with boobs that's great. At least a lot of the same work goes into each. I highly recommend starting soo whatever you do. Good luck Anon

What do you do when you're feeling dysphoric and just not in the mood to masturbate mentally but your cock is fully erect and pressing against the fabric in mildly un/comfortable way? Because that's me right now. I can never decide is it better get it over with or hold out. Except I can't hold out because I have this thing attached to me. I HATE HAVING A PENIS GOD DAMNIT.

>from time to time get this weird feeling that makes me feel like i want to be a girl
>after some months it goes away and i come back to normal
>first time was around 18
>then it happend again and again
>I keep dont worrying much about it since it always stop after a while
>Also for some reason I always keep thinking of it like the first or second time, I never count how many times it have happend.
>Be 22 and decide to count how many times it has happend
>Fuck
>realize that its not a anymore a stage when I feel I want to be a girl, its all the time just some times I feel worse than others
>be 24
>still havent transitioning
>still havent killed myself

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>>5839837
But I'm not even but mad nor that is me *shrug

>>5839941
Exactly how I felt. Then I tried to kill myself at 25 and failed. It was then I decided to transition.

>>5839818
throwing a shit fit when well-meaning people make mistakes because they cannot literally read your mind or spend weeks lurking communities and reading books to get to grips of the finities of your life, does not endear you to anyone, nor does it reflect too well on the rest of us.
please drop the self-entitlement you big baby.

>>5839944
trying to kill myself have been part of my life since im 14

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>>5839937

yeah because that's totally normal and cis people do it all the time. at least you're on HRT so the repression won't affect much when you come to accept it lol.

>>5839940

maybe you should try jacking off

>>5839941

maybe you should try transitioning

>>5839939
>recommend starting soon

I've been on HRT for like 9 months so its ok, im not even 20 yet, i just dont want to transition, i dont really have the balls and its not worth it, thinking about it was what gave me serious anxiety problems, suicidal thoughts etc

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>>5839943
holy fuuuuuuuuck. you have the best memes.

>>5839949
>maybe you should try transitioning
i dont want to

>>5839937
>In the past i didnt really feel like a girl i think i just wanted to be one, it was like one of the main things i'd think about every day

That's basically the same thing. This is a thing a tiny, tiny minority of boys do, and in your case it's not just gender variance, you sound entirely dysphoric.

Maybe it's exceptionally not your case, but more than a few here have been going through this before realizing it was best for them to actually be a girl.

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>>5839950
>>5839954

wtf is wrong with y'all
i would say where are your balls but i think we all know where they are

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>>5839951
I always have

>>5839955
>>5839949
The kinda depressing thing is part of me knows, but i dunno i just dont want to go down that rabbit hole again, i've never faced anything even remotely like this and i have so many fears

I just want a normal life desu, i'd rather a normal boy life just not too manly

>>5839960
So I'm getting that warm brown color you suggested for my hair tomorrow.
Not sure how much I'll cut though

>>5839960
sorry edie, I have my own problems
you probably dont know shit about problems since you make a lot of money prostituting and you look good and probably everything have gone good for you
even I know what you all think, dysphoria isnt a priority at all for me.

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>>5839961
>tfw will never become a memequeen
>tfw forever stuck as a honqueen.

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>>5839965

you can have a normal girl life if you want it yknow

>>5839966

good

>>5839967

does webcamming count as prostituting?
i've been through a lot and not much went well for me until the last year or two t b h lol. we've all had it just as bad or worse at some point. we just actually kept trying and eventually succeeded to some degree.

>>5839960
Cant help it senpai, im not ashamed to admit im scared, i just dont go near it anymore because i know it might end badly. I was freaking out every day, crying myself to sleep, planned my suicide because i panicked myself so much it seemed easier than the prospect of being trans

>>5839947
There's probably a bug reason you've been suicidal since then so which says a lot about your situation.

>>5839950
If there's any other reason besides 'I don't want to transition' then you're living wrong. You have people to support you here when you decide to <3

And at your age you could be beautiful so easily.

>>5839976
>i've been through a lot and not much went well for me until the last year or two t b h lol. we've all had it just as bad or worse at some point. we just actually kept trying and eventually succeeded to some degree.
would you share with us/me?

>>5839981
>There's probably a bug reason you've been suicidal since then so which says a lot about your situation.
I have been treated for depression since back then, it never got any better. That made me think some years ago that maybe I have been dealing with dysphoria since back then and I never realized.

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any trans girls wanna play on chaterbate ?

>>5839976
>you can have a normal girl life if you want it yknow

No i cant, i cant tell if im actually pretty cute or if im gross and manly because of the whole angles and lighting thing, i feel like i'm tricking myself and being delusional, i know my brow, forehead and mmmmaybe jaw and nose would cause issues

I dont want to be the tranny that people secretly laugh about, normal boy life is more obtainable

>>5839967
You think Edie looks good? Lmao
Your jealous of nothing. Grow up, kid.

>>5839976
>you can have a normal girl life if you want it yknow
Unless you're in the 0.001% BOTH circumstance wise AND looks-wise, no, no you cannot have a normal life as a trans girl. To have a normal life you'd have to be born in a super liberal area with super liberal parents and even then... rules for "boys" even there are still pretty strict. Maybe your parents would allow you to present female at home but in school? Outside of your liberal bubble? Never.

>>5839988
Bitterness

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I need intel on this person on pic related

all you got

i was told to come here

>>5839984
That's it I'm guessing. Numerous professionals seem I think that's why I was depressed from 11, around the time I hit puberty.

>>5839985
I'm sure there are if you have money.

>>5839996
She looks Russian des.

So my cousin has been asking me to go shopping with her for awhile now but I'm nervous about it all, mostly that I'm going to get weird looks from peple or something should I just do it?

>>5839994
Bitter of what? You seem to have an unhealthy obsession. Edie is a 6/10 at most. Your standards are really lacking. You must be quite the hon.

>>5839996
You gonna seek her out and claim her as your waifu or are you looking for jerkoff material on a blue board fampai?

>>5840002
Are you 9 years old? You sound pathetic. Don't be such a pussy.

>>5840005
I am going to tickle my prostate with she sucks my tinkler.

Is it okay to go stewing n' brewing when you get srs and it's healed up or will you get BV? Do cis girls get BV from it?

>>5840004
>opinions of a disgruntled chaser

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>>5840004
So salty.

>>5839992
Erm... I've hanged out with enough cis girls in their 20s to know its basically like being in school, you haven't missed much of your childhood as a girl when no one truly grows up.

>>5839987
>i know my brow, forehead and mmmmaybe jaw and nose would cause issues
We all "know" things like those at first.

>>5840011
What the hell is BV? What the hell is "stewing n' brewing"? Are you Australian?

>>5840012
Can tgirls even be chasers? Dumbass.

>>5840014
The only thing salty here is the load I'd shoot down your throat.

>>5840018
hownew

>>5840021
>tgirl
>types like a man

>>5840024
Dont corrupt her

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>>5839978
>>5839987

it's ok to be scared but you have to keep going even if it's scary. not for anyone else, but for yourself. i imagine you're more suicidal about what being a trans person means in society rather than being trans at all, but you need to get over that. like who cares if you're trans. doesn't change who you are or any of the good things about you. superficial shit isn't THAT important. you need to stop caring about what everyone else thinks because it's just as hard to cry yourself to sleep and plan your own death as it is to transition and attempt to lead a happier life.

>>5839982

i mean i moved like 30 times before i even turned 13, i was made fun of a ton growing up until high school when i finally stopped giving af. my dad died when i was super young so i had a single mom and we were poor. she was more like a friend than my mom because she was more immature and emotionally damaged than i was so i had to raise her. i couldn't get a job anywhere being andro and at the time i had to live in texas (cause my mom moved me again away from the only friends i ever had) and everyone hated me for being the feminine faggot. then once i transitioned i had to live with an abusive guy cause i had nowhere else to go and i used to lock myself in the bathroom and cry constantly cause i hated how he treated me. i was berated daily and made out to be a disgusting human being because i wasn't very far in my transition yet and then i tried to kill myself. then i made enough money to move through camming and i've lived thousands of miles away from my family ever since, only seeing them once in 4 years. i could go on about how i was diagnosed with clinical depression at 12 and had therapists since 7, or how i had the worst facial hair anyone has ever seen until the past like year and some change, or being forced to stop/start hormones 3 times and being a mess, but who even cares. others have gone through worse. stop whining, we've all had to go through shit lmao

>>5840025
>projecting this hard

I am sorry hormones aren't making you look like your favorite anime characters. There's no reason to take it out on others.

>>5840021
I would tell you to calm your t rage sir, but I really want you to nut down my throat now <3

>>5840017
I dont know i just dont wanna risk it. I've never tried makeup sure but idk if its a good idea. Kinda stopped wearing girls clothes entirely before hrt too, although i dress kinda fem now

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>>5840029
no fun allowed.

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>amazon dun goof'd and fucked up my order
>25€ cupon for waiting like 12 hrs more
neat/10

>>5840031
The bitterness continues

>>5840032
You don't deserve it, sorry. I only bless cis girls with my boyjuice.

>>5840030
I dont wanna. I shouldnt care what everyone thinks but i really really do, im insanely insecure about that. I just honestly dont think im capable, theres' gotta be others who just literally cant do it

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>tfw became friends with the smart ass in class
>tfw says my mom is really nice and empathetic

>>5840038
We really don't need to hear you complain about your life in EVERY one of your posts. It got old, fast.

>>5840044
that could easily apply to most of mtfg.

>>5840044
Ok lots wife

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>>5840041
Just another heartbreak for ol mirin I guess

>>5840030
I have to admit that was tougher than i was expecting, but the fact that you had a chance to get out of it makes it a little better than mine i guess, i would be able to get out of this hell around 27 if im very lucky

>>5840048
Must be the hormones.

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>>5840043

>>5840035
Everytime I see this pic I keep hearing him belching and complaining in my head make it stop

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Fucking lol
>>5839922
You're a mary, harry

>>5840057
WOOOOOOOOOOOW. DUUUUUDE. SERIOUSLY? WHAT A FUCKING JOKE, MAN.

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>>5840056

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>>5840062

>>5839922
but you said you experienced those feelings since you were a kid.

the trans-ness clearly precedes any fetish you developed as a coping mechanism.

Morning ladles

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>>5840042
>theres' gotta be others who just literally cant do it

ya they're the ones who wait until they're in their 60s to transition after spending 50 years contemplating their situations and finally getting over their self-loathing. the ones that are so happy to finally be able to put on some lip gloss that they could give af about looking like 'hons.'

transition is not the only option for gender dysphoria and it doesn't 'fix' you or make you cis. like i'm very well aware of the fact that i have a dick and have XY chromosomes. i'm not deluded about my situation. i just could give af because transition is probably the most effective treatment approach we have now, and because it alleviates some level of the dysphoria we feel. it's the same as taking meds for depression when you have an imbalance. it's not the only method of treatment, like i'm sure you could try living with it and being miserable for years like many trans people were forced to do until medical transition was an option, but it makes most things easier so you can actually have a life that doesn't revolve around slashing your wrists or driving your car into a light pole. trust me, i've been there.

>>5840053

i didn't have a chance to get out because i was privileged or some shit, i gave myself that chance. i did not dream about being a camgirl when i was younger. but you are the only one responsible for your life and whether ppl approve of the route i took to get what i wanted, once i accepted that reality it became a lot easier to do what i had to do to get there. people call me a whore all the time or call me ugly but idrc about any of that because i'm still 50000x happier with myself and my life than i was before this and i'm still sitting here with money in the bank and many men who don't think i'm hideous. i'm not saying do what i did, but do SOMETHING. it's never easy but that doesn't mean you can't do it.

i'm thinking now i have my injectables,
i've been taking 2mg progynova for 2 months but i've now got a little surplus, so i could take 6mg a day until i start my progynon depot injections.
yeh or nah?

>>5840068
What's up bb?

>>5840073
Fuck off, hon.

>>5840074
Please sir, can I have some more? <3

>>5840073
Mm, not much. :3 Gotta go do some boring stuff today at the clinic. What about you?

>>5840071
I'm not miserable anymore now that i'm on hormones though. I get a little confused or sad sometimes but it's not the end of the world.
>>5840066
i dunno fetishes can show early signs right?
>>5840060
still a boy no matter what senpai

>>5840078
Doing boring stuff today at work unfortunately.

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>>5840079

ya because you're on hormones lol. which is gonna help you until you start developing dysphoria over the fact that you're not living as a woman in any other way. this happens to ppl who go to femgen for example quite a bit. this is the same thing that happened to every single genderfuck/andro gay guy from the early 2000s. even jeffree star, who is frankly prob trans as well, got FFS. like there's only so much you can do to manage this until the 'little confused or sad sometimes' becomes overwhelming. which is why i'm saying you will be back at some point and we'll be here when you do. but try not to take too long if you can help it.

>>5840083

Well that's lame. Any plans for the week?

>>5840079
unless you were getting hard and jerking it raw as a kid, it makes no sense to see your feelings as a child as simply a precursor for a fetish that then led to a more pervasive condition. like, where's the sense in that when your childhood experiences could have been an early indicator for the condition as a whole, of which the fetish is just another offshoot?
i fully get that AGP is a thing but i think Blanchard's claim that it was the ORIGIN of trans feelings rather than a manifestation of them, is bs.

>>5840037
>amazon always slashing the prices after I bought something
this cat and mouse game is getting annoying

>>5840091
I am going to let 3 guys take turns on me Thursday night. Great deal too, each one is paying $200. I could get used to this.

>>5840089
why's this shit gotta be so scary...

I think im gonna coast on hormones for a while and keep doing my thing. If I feel like I still need to live as a girl then i'll deal with that when i come to it

>>5839814
Funny pic

>>5840091
>>5840095
No but now I know what I want to do.

Just keep busy I guess. What about pham ?

>>5840105

Haa~ Yeah that would be a decent plan. Though with guys like that they're probably old and gross or got the dirty dick.

I'm supposed to go on a date with an mtf girl later this week so I think that will be pretty cool. Other than that just werk werk.

>>5840110
I think I'm just thirst af tho. Shit that's great I hope it goes well for you!

>>5840113
Yeah I hope so to. I haven't dated someone seriously in a long time so I think it would be nice to meet someone for something other than just sexytime.

I need someone who can handle it though going down from like jerking it 6-8 times a day is gonna require a bp that can really take a pounding.

>>5840126
Whhhhaaaaaatttttt I can barely manage a couple times a week. What's your dosage?? Unless you're a dude it just doesn't make sense to me

Yo lets be real dudes did Elanna kill himself or did he come back? how about kayla or lizbell? I fucking pray at least one of them is dead now

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Nyamaste

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>>5840144
Hi

>>5840150
I didn't sleep very well and my body hurts

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>>5840143
Dude, dude, yo, let's be real. Dude.

>>5840136

I'm cis male scum :)

>>5840143
>dudes
Strong bait dawg
>elanna
At least do a fucking search first dumb shit
>kayla
I wish, don't even tease me with that
>lizbell
Haven't seen him here for ages fuck I hope he finally did it

>tfw you need to get a shower and go to campus but you can't stop listening to my bloody valentine

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>>5840143
>he
kayla pls go back to your "studies"

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>tfw selfharming again
why do girls and gays cut themselves so much?

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>>5840159
dude weed lmao

>>5840154
Sorry to hear it chick :(

>>5840161
REEEEEEEE GET OOUUUUUTTTTTTTTT.
jk
Have fun pounding that BP pham.

>>5840165
<3

>>5840169
Ultimate in edgy fashion accessories. I wouldn't be seen dead without my cuts and scars.

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>>5840162
>wishing people were dead
I love the smell of edge with my coffee

>>5840173
Thanks
I had hopes for this being at least a day where I do something, not just hurt and shitpost

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>>5840170
Duuuuuuude
Lmaoooo

>>5840176
>not wishing for the shittest trips to die
You're part of the problem

>>5840144
meow

>>5840173

Only after I fall in love. :D

Daily reminder it's literally impossible to biologically transition into the opposite sex

>>5840190
>tfw I am literally impossible
so I was just a glitch in the matrix after all :0

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>>5840184
Awwww
It warms my heart you thought of me :3

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>>5840184
Your sprinkles seem stirred

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>>5840188
Sup
>>5840190
That's why I wanted to study biomedical engineering

>>5840194
Trip on kayla

>>5840177
You should just shit post and I'll be happy. That can be the thing you do.

>>5840189
Falling in love is easy. All someone has to do is pay the tiniest bit of attention to me and I'm done.

>>5840190
It is?? Well sheeeit what the hell am I doing? I guess I go back to testosterone and misery. Thanks Anon!

>>5840198
uhh >>5840154
this pretty much ._.
woke up way too early and couldn't get back to sleep.

>>5840202
But I have things to do
>>5840204
I see
Well good luck

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>>5840199
Not even close

>>5840208
myou too

>>5840211
Closer than you think.

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>>5840214
Guess again

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>>5840212
<3
I'ma grab a shower now
Byebye

>>5840190
hue
time for some crossposting

>>5840164

>>5840202

Mhm. :3 I like paying attention to you. You're cute about it.

>tfw u put on ur cutest pair of lacey panties and look at urself in the mirror and get a boner

>>5840220
>>5840208
Later tater

>>5840225
#JustTruTransThings

>>5840225
REEEEEEEE AGP

My fiancee says that happens to her too. Pretty common

>>5840233
i emailed u back btw, idk how often u check

>>5840225
>tfw you wake up to take your mones and hear you talking about rats in the roofspace, go back to sleep and dream there are rats everywhere in every room, waiting for the humans to sleep before emerging to eat everything or piss on it
>wake up, hear movement, freak out
>throw a one of my shoes by the side of me bed in the general direction of it
>end up smashing a window
>glass and a coral pink stiletto ended up showering the pavement below at 8.30am on a school day
>can't have kids so i fucking hate them anyway who cares

good morning world

>>5840236
you should get stronger windows

>>5840236
>coral pink stiletto
Your taste is as shit as your storytelling

>>5840240
single pane sash windows, frames are 18th century, chilly as fuck in the winter m8

>>5840241
thank you old chap

>>5840224
Hisssssssss
>>5840234
I Checked a few hours ago I'll hop on now

Dang. Why is everyone so hostile this morning?

So. Work today, then visiting all the local doctors to get pills, then apartment hunting. Going to be a busy one.

Anyone have any good lines to give GPs to shake them down for hormones without coming across as "too drug-addict"?

>>5839781
my name is Fine my name mean the end!

>>5840250

I'm out of here though. Take it easy. :)

>>5840236
lmao

>>5840178
>that file name

kill yourself lel

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>>5840263
Can you do it for me?

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>>5840268
s-sure can

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>>5840271
OK, don't skimp on the pain, make sure I feel it right up until I lose consciousness permanently

>>5840268
>pic
hnng

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>>5840259
Pic related >;|

>>5840261
Replied. But no need to rush it

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so is this new foundation okay or nah

>>5840333
Colour looks right. But looks like youre compensating too much for the dark circles they're almost white. Especially with a warm toned foundation that'll stand out so much. Also it's darker near the bottom is that shadow?

You could either go heavier with the blush or contour too I think.

Again I love that lip on you, you beautiful bitch. And your brows are the Tits.

>>5840333
You look really good. I'm jealous and hate you a bit right now.

>>5840349
yeah im used to using a matte foundation so i wasn't sure if this one just looked off to me because i am not used to it or if it really is wrong. it feels too orangey. my undereye concealer is definitely the right shade so it must be the foundation :\
>>5840351
thanks and sorry =(

>>5840333
The ghostly pale skin around/under your inner eyelids needs to be fixed, but the foundation looks good.

Way to be pretty.

>>5840356
That's your proper skin colour? Wow. Pale.

>>5840333
>>5840356
>it feels too orangey
mh yeah, it doesn't really seem to fit your skintone then(?)

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>>5840363
nah im a little darker/olivey but undereye concealer is supposed to be two shades lighter than your skin tone afaik. this pic is the same concealer with a different foundation

>>5840378
>>5840333
lmao ok looking at these two pics side by side i guess im going back to ulta

>>5840356
You could always change concealer but you're always better off following the your skin/lip but better rule.

That tone suits you though especially with your dark hair and eyes you look really pretty

i am colorbliiind
coffee back and egg whiiite
pull me out from insiiide
i am ready i am ready i am ready i aam
...fiiine

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>tfw all you can think about while trying to fall asleep is how badly you want to cuddle up to someone
Sigh ;~;

>>5840396
iktf

>>5840378
Go back to the old foundation. New one is giving you a trump tan.

>>5840396
iktf ;_;

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>>5840396
>tfw Edmonton is too far to travel to cuddle anyone.
Teleporters when?

does /mtfg/ think this vintage, premarin-doping tranny passes?

>>5840396
>tfw ywn cuddle elanna

>>5840418
I mean, she could, if she didn't remind me so much of Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle.

On that topic, do people still make sitcoms?

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Is there a way to hide all of this animu garbage? I'm tired of seeing it in every thread.

>>5840414
Not soon enough, but they would make life a lot simpler

>>5840420
;~;

>>5840418
I think so, but for some reason her face reminds me of young Leo DiCaprio

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>>5840434
Filter everyone

>>5840425
>>5840437
damn it my ruse didn't work. that was my cis grandmother lol. i was baiting for people to say she didn't pass.
>Malcolm
>DiCaprio
lol'd at these comparisons tho

>>5840437
I used to look like a young Johnny Depp. Actually, one ex admitted it was the only reason she had been dating me in the first place when we broke up.

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>>5840414
>>5840437
But If they make teleporters, are they really reassembling you with teleported particles, or new particles reassembled in the same way? Or are they teleporters you as one group of bonded particles? And if it's the former, and it's new particles, are you the same person as you were or a new one that looks thinks and acts the same,? And if it's transported particles does that mean that your consciousness dies when it's pulled apart and a new consciousness that's identical is born while the previous has died?

I'll take a plane...

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>>5840445
when i was a kid people kept on comparing me to farrokh bulsara.

really?

i'm not that curry desu

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>>5840455
i guess we were both bucktooth flamers.

>>5840444
I think it's the haircut and the baby face, young DiCaprio was extremely feminine looking. Definitely passes though.
I'm pretty sure most vintage trannies are older transitioning and look a lot less cis.

>>5840451
This is something I don't like to think about when all I want is cuddles ;~;

>>5840465
of course she passed by normal standard, but i was expecting 4chan to be like
>straight eyebrows
>negative canthal tilt (actually more hooded eyes)
>high hairline
>broad jawline
>broad shoulders
and on that basis say she didn't pass.

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>>5840465
It'll be fine. It'll all be fine.

>>5840451
>new particles reassembled in the same way
I think it's this one.
So that's basically a "new" entity with the same thoughts, memories, experiences, and identically-constructed from different parts body as an "old"entity.

>>5840471
Too spoopy for me. I couldn't do it.

>>5840478
I have high hopes it'll come with error-checking and also cure cancer.

The half of my dead family that didn't die of substance abuse went by way of cancer. Mostly the men, though, so hopefully I'm escaping that fate successfully.

>>5840468
1/10
Cis male tier for those reasons listed

>>5840470
>tfw no hugbot

>>5840488
>error checking.
Having to undergo SRS after each trip would be heinous...

>>5840493
Oh god why

>>5840493
>transition and live as a hot girl
>get SRS and get boned repeatedly
>teleport and get your penis back
Living the agp dream

>>5840512
So much wrongness in a single post...

soooo for the first time in almost a year my dad talked to my mum why he is against me
>tranny is not normal
>trannies only wear straps and miniskirts
>trannies only pick up gay men and get aids
lmao gf and I had a good laf

on a different note
>tfw gf comes over to bring me groceries and cuddles
>leaves to visit my mum at hospital and I make her noms for the way while she gets ready
feels good desu

>>5840493
non-op master race??

so i found some baby photos of me and im some chubby smiling faggot in a sailor hat. amusingly i have a sailor outfit now i use for roleplay when i'm in the mood to 'swab the deck' and choke on my gf's gt. thanks mom for making me doublegay

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>>5840518
Don't judge me, I'm only half agp

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>>5840524
>master race
>lacking an additional pocket when wearing a skirt
>master race

>>5840512
But if it only reassembled current particles it would remake your penis lacking most erectile tissue. It'd be an empty penis sack.

>>5840512
Would it undo hormones too?
And if it can undo, couldn't it also be programmed to create those errors and give us instant transition?

>>5840527
>lacking most erectile tissue
u w0t

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Help me mtfg.
I just epilated out a pic related but after I finished I think it looks a little crooked. How many radians off vertical can it be before it turns off hypothetical partners?

>>5840534
Do you plan on having sex with autists or what?

>>5840527
That would be interesting...
"Ey baby wanna suck my sock?"

>>5840530
In theory, if you want to go full star trek, it could be programmed to change your DNA

>>5840526
i'm kidding lily i'm getting my stuff sorted hopefully in about a year and a half... remind me to ask for your skype sometime so i can ask about it in more detail, i have before, about cost and stuff, but i'm definitely thinking of going to Suporn next summer and getting cut about. i hate having a purse and need somewhere to put my change

>>5840444
It might have worked in other threads but I think even in passgen most people will comment on the side of caution nowadays.

>>5840539
Can we pick and choose? I want to have menstration through a penis.

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>>5840543
>i hate having a purse and need somewhere to put my change
that's the spirit

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>>5840539
>teleport and become cis
That's it, I'm freezing myself.
Future here I come!

>>5840546
Having to wear pads because your dick is constantly leaking blood is not fun. Talking from experience...

>>5840468
your grandmother passes for a masculine woman, but why would anyone want that ambiguity?

>>5840531
Even the Thai's don't savery all the erectile tissue.

>>5840545
how come, what's changes? are people just genuinely more civil with one another now?

>>5840558
>want
implying we ever get a choice :/

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>>5840546
Doesn't that mean you could get pregnant through your penis? Could you imagine trying to squeeze a baby through your dick?

>>5840560
>most tissue
>don't save all the erectile tissue
two different claims
erectile tissue is kinda important to make a real vulva ya know

>>5840562
Not really much more civil, but I figure looking like idiots because they ate up every cis bait picture may have helped. Or some of the shittier posters are gone.

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>friend and mom say I look like a man
At least they're honest I guess.

Kill me

>>5840562
want as in want be content with as a point of complacency. as a transgender or a cis it's horrible either way

>>5840568
>looking like idiots
>anonymous
there honestly doesn't seem to be much in the way of repercussions for anon shitposting though