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MascGen: Waiting For Spring Edition

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>>5777307

tinychat com/mascgen

Requested OP posting:
being muscular is masculine yes but not being muscular doesn't mean you're not masculine. Average bodies are still masculine as long as you look like a dude and not a girl.
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sup bros
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>>5792085
>when your bf compliments your long hair, soft skin, and big butt
>when your bf calls you his little princess
~
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>>5792085
>mfw summer
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>>5792100
get out
>>5788634
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I bet this question is asked every single thread but how the fuck do you find each other irl?
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>>5792117
we dont which is why we die alone
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>>5792117
Special interest groups such as hobby forums online, etc. Here is another option. Online dating sites, steer clear of online sex apps since you will never find love or a lasting relationship with those.
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>>5792100
What are you doing in mascgen?
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>>5792136
He's a troll obviously. You tend to learn who's trolling/shitposting in here since they have nothing of value added to the thread. We usually just ignore them and they go away.
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>>5792136
My bf is a bug chubby muscly guy ~
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Etymology is so fascinating!

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=bug
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>>5792141
there is absolutely nothing wrong with being masc but wanting to be submissive and be called a princess by your hubby during sex ;-;
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>>5792214
It's called being a femboy in denial, honey
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>>5792214
>>5790473
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>>5792085
That's it, never going to play on a fucking pvp server again. Constantly getting ganked by level 80 chars sucks balls. Anyone know a good pve private server for wow?
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>tfw chest is super sore from chest day
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>>5792305
Is anal sex the feeling you get when your chest is super sore or is pic unrelated

Anyways my triceps are dead from Thursday. Chest not so much
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>>5792647
It'll be one of the feelings I get tonight
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>>5792701
You look like cm punk from the neck down without the tattoos. I can tell you're an asshole in person, i get that vibe...are you an asshole?
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Is having a good butt and legs as important as upper body?
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>>5792882
Yes, the
>never skip leg day
meme is actually true. Guys with ridiculous built upper body look like shit when they never train their legs. At least it's a turn off for me.
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>>5792898
It's fucking unhealthy as well, especially if you also neglect core strength.
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>>5792873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ydpXGmv4A4

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=punk
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>>5792882
In general, proportionality is desirable. In other words, an attractive body is one where the size ratios are scaled to each other.

A dude with muscly calves but twig arms is going to look odd compares to someone who has both in proportion to each other.

That's why honestly dancers, gymnasts, triathletes and thee such types generally have the best bodies. Their exercise regime stimulates a diverse set of muscle groups, and they are also stimulated equally relative to each other.
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>>5793101
I was talking about the professional wrestler silly.
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The biggest downside to being masc:

Nobody pics up on the fact that I'm gay. I'm just a normal dude, which means a lot of guys don't bother flirting thinking I'm straight. I told an acquantance the other day, and he flat out refused to believe me. What the hell? It's not like I'm hiding in a fucking closet here. How do I into gay signaling? I'm too autistic for this stuff.
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Have all the gay people left this board?
Or is it dead because it's a Saturday night and the gay people here actually have lives?
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>>5793183
This thread has never been hopping with excitement, but this most likely:

>gay people here actually have lives
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How many of you like feminine guys?
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>>5793192
or they're all at the gym/
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>>5793182
If you're really masc you should be okay with making the first move, find a gay guy you're attracted to and tell him you think he's cute and would like to go on a date.
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>>5793204
That's what I did with the acquantance. He didn't believe me, and it got awkward.
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>>5793197
http://strawpoll.me/6939245
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>>5793183
>>5793192
Well, me at least, I was banned. kek.
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>>5793211
Maybe that was just a nice way of rejecting you then.
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>>5793216
What did you do?
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>>5792100
what if I said I was masculine yet want this?
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>gaygen is dead
>too much of a faggot to be masc, hate sad overcompensation from fat people
>too much of a normal human being to be fem, hate sad overcompensation from flamers
>cant go to mascgen or femgen
>no -normal- non over-compensating borderline tranny behaviour gen
Fuck it i'm out
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>>5793224
I would ask you out, princess.
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>>5793221
Posted a butt pic with too much butt in it I guess
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>>5793225
this is normal gay man general. FYI
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>>5793225
Hi. That's me as well. What's up?

>no lgbt participation
>super skinny
>non-fem face
>doesn't like sports
>doesn't like fashion
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>>5793220
That's even worse.

>>5793230
Naughty boy
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Is this my new funposting general?

I mean I am more masc than all of you girls tbqh...
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>>5793232
>normal gay man
>insecure enough about their femininity to parade it like the mutilated carcass of their borderline tranny dick.

You guys insecure about your masculinity and femininity or whatever the fuck. Nothing normal about that, get the fuck out.
>>5793233
I'm skinny and have a fem face but frankly i hate 'fems' and 'mascs', it's autistic as fuck lmao
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>>5793242
Take your own advice. Drama fag.
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am I masc, u guys?
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>>5793299
yeah sure who gives a shit anymore stupid gaygen faggots are ruining this thread anyway
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>>5793299
You shouldn't have to ask that question
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>>5793299
not as masc as me
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>>5793316
I dig your style.
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>>5793316
If i were home right now I'd photoshop you into a girl
You fucking twink
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>>5793299
That's probably not really you, but from what I can see from that guy's face he looks really similar to a one I dated once. He had a similar shirt, even.
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>>5793327
Jews are disgusting people, I'm pretty sure it is him.
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>>5793327
I'd take a pic but I really need a haircut as my jewfro is currently out of control
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>>5793214
Goal butt.

>>5792873
Nah I'm a big dorky cuddly guy
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>>5793338
you can cuddle me pls
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>>5793345
I'm taken sorry. But you'll find a better cuddlebuddy!
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It's official MascGen ruined by trolly faggot pieces of shit from GayGen. I'm not making anymore new threads this place is god damn shit now.
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>>5793364
Bye
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>>5793364
Bye
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>>5793364
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>>5793364
We have to accept we won't be able to have a mascgen without a gaygen raid from time to time. Especially during the weekend.
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>>5793364
Whos even trolling?
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>>5793182
This behooves you as the masc dude to advance the fact that you are gay. Signal it. Wink for Christ sakes
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>>5793182
This is really fucking annoying.

>Talking with friend's friend in a bar
>Hey anon, which of those chicks would you like to bang?
>Well actually I'm gay
>LOL no you are not.
>WTF am I supposed to say to that

Then of course it gets akward as fuck...
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>>5793435
"um, yeah, I am. You wanna fuck?"
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>>5793433
>Wink for Christ sakes
People actually do this?
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>>5793435
>You're gay? But you're in the closet, right? No? Why do you hide it then?

I've learnt to just laugh and let it pass now.
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>>5793447
I don't mean literally wink, but just give them your best slaying gaze. You know, smolder.
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>>5793457
not magnum?
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>>5793457
I'm too autistic to be a smooth talker. Unless I find someone who finds awkward shyness attractive I'm fucked.
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>>5793439
Yeah, because nothing makes the situation less akward than the good old "gay guys all secretly want to fuck your arse at all times" routine...
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Alright guys I like you guys and I will stop shitposting.

I am pretty masc tho tbqh. More than likely more masc than all of you. I will go under anon now and tell you all how to be real men.

>>5793482
You don't really need to be a smooth talker. The secret to smooth talking is just feel it. Say what you think they want to hear and be assertive but not aggressive. They know they are being flirted with and they enjoy being prey if you know how to talk correctly. Winking if you do it subtly with a cute little smile works very very well btw.
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>>5793489
well then how about the next time when asked something like that, you point out a cute guy instead? It's not that difficult, fight the retarded stereotypical male in a bar with the retarded fag in a bar
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>>5793491
>They know they are being flirted with and they enjoy being prey if you know how to talk correctly
>if you know how to talk correctly
You don't understand what autism means, do you
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>>5793491
>I am pretty masc tho tbqh
Prove it
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>>5793494
That's a cool idea, but it would most likely yield the same result.
This wasn't a bad guy, or a retard or anything, he just genuinely couldn't believe a gay guy would not look/act "gay".

It's not the end of the world tbqh, it's just annoying. At least he wasn't asking me to re-decorate his house I guess.
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Can someone redpill me on this /lgbt/ drama nonsense? This is the cattiest board I've been to.
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>>5793534
there're a lot of gay guys that don't act or look "gay" and dislike gay men that are flamboyant etc etc. everyone has their preferences. This thread is mainly complaining about how there're hardly any of us
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>>5793532
>At least he wasn't asking me to re-decorate his house I guess

Something like that happened me once.

>You're gay? Cool! You can teach me how to cook!

>mfw
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>>5793541
>how there're hardly any of us
Well, it's the 4chins. How many macho guys happen to be gay, keyboard jockeys and lurk 4chan all at the same time? Not surprising it's few people here. Maybe we should go recruit some irl.
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>>5793541
Mascgen quality turns to sit on the weekends apparently from bored gaygen shitposters so I would avoid making one Saturday and Sunday imo
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>>5793690
>I don't want too.
Post. Do it.
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>>5793704
I really could outmasc you tho.
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>>5793720
confirmed for fat femboi
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>>5793720
You probably could. Now post.
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Hey masc-gen. I'm the anon who got teabagged by his friends for no good reason.
I just wanted to let you guys know that the advice given here actually helped.
I've made some changes to my social circle and spoke it over with couple people.
I feel a lot better now. So thanks. This gen is awesome.
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Hairy asses: yay or nay?
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>>5793690
>We liven the place up.
Not really. Shitposters and low effort discussion just make the gen more tedious to read through and thus less interesting. I'm fine with a slower thread
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>>5793827
yay all the way!
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>>5793827
Hairy.

Although I've seen cases were it was too hairy for me, but only a couple.
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>>5793827
Unhygienic, really.
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>>5793908
>can't into shower/bathing
You're stupid and pathetic.
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>>5793919
The thing is even with shower/bathing, hair still creates a larger surface area for bacteria to adhere, and grow on. So, given that bathing doesn't kill all bacteria, shaven is always going to be somewhat more hygienic than hairy. That's not even mentioning the fact that plenty of people are really unhygienic anyway.
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>>5793941
>opinions
>so actual scientific fact
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>>5793953
So, bacteria don't grow on hair then?

You don't have to justify your attractions to me, there's nothing wrong with being attracted to something that's a bit unhygienic.
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>>5793953
I wanna bury my head into that chest
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>>5793971
No one cares so shut up and go back to gaygen.
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>>5793974
nah
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>>5793953

Who needs facts with those pits?
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>>5793827

What kind of question is that?
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>>5793993

God damnit

GOD DAMNIT

WHY DONT I HAVE A PERKY HAIRY BUTT BF

GOD

DAMNIT FUCK
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>>5794020
Because you're a sad lonely faggot !
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>>5794040

Trannies gtfo
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>tfw no bf to just talk too while doing my other activities
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>>5794063
tough life you should probably kill yourself now because it will only get worse
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>>5794069

Stop bullying.
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>>5793941
>bacteria

Boohoo waa waa a wittle bacteria waaaa

>That's not even mentioning the fact that plenty of people are really unhygienic anyway.

Not if they want to get some action. It's pretty much decided that the cost of having an active sex life is that you need to scrub a dub dub

Not if those people
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>>5794069
>tfw no masc bf to tell me mean things to make me more manlier

t-thanks daddy :3
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There are so many handsome men out there.Just going out shopping is awesome.
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>>5794110
look but don't touch
most of the handsome men are straight or taken. tfw they won't cuddle you or grab you by your waist and pull you into a kiss
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>>5794154

: (
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>>5794154
I never touch. I just enjoy the view.
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>>5794154
>most of the handsome men are straight or taken
or are gay but they are drowining in dick/ass so they won't want to be your boyfriend anyways
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am I handsome masc gen
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>>5794176
Would love to be cuddled by you
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>>5794176
Are your eyes painted or is it the filter?
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>>5794182

They're unnaturally grey/blue and it's exaggerated by the filter
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>>5794179

and ty anon. im glad this thread type is sticking even if it's slow at times.
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>>5794189
what kinda guy do you like?
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>>5794187
I wasn't talking about your eye colour, but about your eyelids/eyelashes.

But yeah, they're nice. You're very good looking.
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>>5794193

Oh I misunderstood. Yeah it's the filter and my over arching brows. and thank you.

>>5794192

masc, alternative interests, hispanic is a plus. I'm technically vers but I have little experience topping. I'm also 6'4 and my relationships with guys a lot a lot shorter seem to have fizzled out.
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>>5794198
um, how about this??
>>5793299

I'm pretty much bottom only :/
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>>5794208

I like the glasses and facial hair. Kinda hard to judge without the rest of your face.
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So who are you uncle toms rooting for for RPDR 8?
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>>5794249

I've never ever watched even 5 seconds of a single episode and never will.

tumblr has gifs of that shit in spades, no thanks.
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>>5794176
>first of all I doubt that's really you
That mustache is all sorts of fucked up did you have a hairlip as a kid and got plastic surgery?
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>>5794276

I have a tendency to play with it and it was awkwardly brushed to the side in that picture

but it is me bb
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>>5794323
It's like wiz lost weight and got more attractive by deleting his bad ginger genes.
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>>5794323
>hairy chest

nice
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>>5794481

If only it were nearly as solid as his.

>>5794467

it's so funny that he doesn't even post on this board anymore and still gets banter
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I keep f5ing but it's so dead.

This board used to have some traffic all night.
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>>5795225
How was your morning, anon?
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>>5795243

Pleasant I guess. Just changed living situations and quit smoking herb and I have a lot more energy but I can't sleep until my eyes hurt. Yourself?
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>>5795264
Not bad. Finished breakfast and heading to the gym.
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>>5793827
i like both as long as they are fit and plump
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>>5793941
Bacteria cover your whole body, and they are not killed by showering, bathing or shaving.
This is a good thing, they are actually beneficial, as they keep other, harmful bacteria and fungi from living your skin.

Unless your immune system is compromised in some way, having a healthy skin means being covered in bacteria.
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>>5795472
I thought this was common knowledge that's why I didn't bother correcting Mr. Clean because I thought everyone else thought he was bat shit crazy and stupid as fuck to want to be 100% bacteria free. Which is 1- impossible and 2- unhealthy
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for the first time ever last night drugs made me feel sick. Bad times.
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>>5795986
You're getting old, anon
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>>5795986
What did you take?
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>>5795993
I think it was because I rushed into going out so I didn't eat anything just went straight to drinking from like 8 onwards.
There's always next time eh. Just gots to eat
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>>5795996
MDMA. Usual choice for me and it's usually fine.
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>>5796002
Take an electrolyte tablet before you roll on the same batch next time, if that doesn't help you out then switch to a different product.
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>>5796045
I'll give it a go. Usually I take a multivitamin and force myself to eat a banana before I sleep and I'm fine.

Thanks for the advice though. I'll try it
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>>5795337
>tfw march soon
>tfw bulked over the winter
time to cut I guess. I'll start on the first march. Want to have a decent body once summer is here.
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>>5794020

I have a perky, relatively hairy butt.

It pisses me off that I've virtually got no hair from the waist to the neck, and I couldn't grow a beard to save my life.
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>>5797161

Are you in the Dallas TX metroplex? Can I touch it?
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>>5797185

Try literally another continent.

Although you could I guess, I've never really had anyone mire my ass by hand, could be fun?
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>>5797161
Same here. Although I can sort of grow a beard. On my cheeks it is a patchy mess but everywhere else it looks pretty well and everybody has said I look better with it so I'm going with it. I guess it helps that I have a really defined jawline
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>>5797161
>jungle growing on my butt
>zero facial hair

why
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>>5797161
I've been able to grow a decent beard for years but I've only just started getting proper hair on my chest the last few months.

Super excited but I'm a bit nervous it won't look good.
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>tfw you have to ask your friend to shave your back
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>>5797456
oh yeah and in addition to my buttjungle I also have back hair, still no facial hair thouh.
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>>5797579
Haha I have this.
Strong as fuck moustache, waist down is a jungle, chest and stomach semi hairy, lower back gets trimmed to a few mms (back hair ain't my thing), beard alright, cheeks? Nah. Patchy af. Why?
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>>5798169
genetics
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>>5798169
I've got a tiny patch like that on my cheek. Trash patch.

Trash because >>5798236
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Scrolling through mascgen makes me sweat.

Too many sexy men, too much body hair, too much to grope. I don't cope guys, I'm thirsty here.
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>>5797456

Why not use hair removal cream anon?
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>>5797161

Literally post pics; it's only your butt, and it sounds cute.
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>>5798352
I should look into it. I do my back so infrequently that I never remember to write it on a grocery list.
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>>5798384

You should man, I find it lasts for at least a week without being stubbly and as long as 2 before I want to remove it again.
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>Tfw unironically the most masc here

And still no bf.
Why won't one of you "men" step up to the plate?
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>>5798405

I'll be your bf.
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>>5798451
Are you cute?
Top bottom verse?
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>>5798405
Post pics, then maybe we can talk.
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>>5798460

im weird mustache poster earlier in the thread. i got good feedback itt

im vers but mostly bottom. but ive got a fat dick.
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>>5798451
>offering to date an anime poster.
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>>5798478
I have a smaller penis tbqh 5.5 but my email is [email protected]
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>>5798393
I usually do it about four times a year. It's a special mood/occasion sort of thing. Doesn't stop me from going shirtless. That's everybody else's problem.
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>>5798487

4chan only exists because of anime

>>5798491

small dicks can be cute. ill hit u up
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>>5798487
Just because you post a bunch of steroid freaks doesn't mean that you're masc little guy.

>>5798477
Im objectively masc.
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>>5798521
You obviously have no idea what steroid abuse looks like.
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>>5798491
Pathetic anime poster turn me on, especially if they have small cocks.
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>>5798547
It can LOOK like anything dummy. Not only am I more masc than you but I'm also more intelligent and more in shape than you.

New trip.
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>>5798567

Post pics then, Mr Mascking.
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>>5798571
Masc guys don't take selfies.
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>>5798585

Didn't specify a selfie.
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>>5798593
it's time to stop. He's just baiting. Obviously.
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>>5798571
>>5798600
I could if I wanted too since I am extremely masc but I don't feel like it since im lifting right now.
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>>5792085
reminder: it's ok to ignore trips and attention whoring flamers.

on another note, how many sexual partners have you guys had?
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>>5798631

Ten, including blowjobs.
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>>5798631
3 females and 2 males
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>>5798631
none
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>>5798631

50+
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>>5798654
Are you bi or just had to preserve your closet really bad?
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>>5798631
10+ male if orals included.
Like 3/4 if anal.
1 female
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>>5798631
This thread would be dead without the king of mascgen and you know it. Only thing keeping this thread alive is real men like him and your dumb survey questions
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>>5798698

>Generals would be dead without attention whores and gimmicks

How insightful.
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>>5798702
>implying an all masc general isn't the biggest gimmick of all time.
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>>5798631
Just one.

Ready for another one t b h
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>>5798702
why even respond though?

cutting's starting tomorrow for me. Just made my lunch of avocado, egg, red cabbage, rocket and spinich. I'll probably have to throw some chicken in there too or I'll be starving.

life is gonna be so shit.
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>>5798714

Still better than gaygen.
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>>5798721
You do realize that you're responding to me by not saying that you're responding to me right?

Thanks for the ghost yous.

It's not a real general until you have a leader and that leader is me.
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>>5798687
Homo. I stayed closeted and thought I could fix myself.
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>>5798738
Damn no wonder /fit/ dislikes you. You should reconsider your entire mindset. It's toxic.
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>>5798631
Only 4.
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>>5798850

Why do you have to make me so thirsty SP?

You have the best daddy collection on the internet.
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>>5798843
Im not crappychan.

But im just funposting. Ill mature now.
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Man we've needed a mascgen for so long now
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>Had to move away from BF for 8 months for work
>Bored of porn
>Not open relationship

Where do I get some kicks from mascgen?
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>tfw no bf
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>>5798875
military supplies stores
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>>5798875
Are you not seeing him at all over the work period? Can he not visit any weekend?

How long left do you have?

Last resort = Skype sex
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>>5798875
try a sport like wrestling
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>But the offspring of the heavenly Aphrodite ... she is from the male only; this is that love which is of youths, and the goddess being older, there is nothing of wantonness in her. Those who are inspired by this love turn to the male, and delight in him who is the more valiant and intelligent nature; any one may recognise the pure enthusiasts in the very character of their attachments. For they love not boys, but intelligent, beings whose reason is beginning to be developed, much about the time at which their beards begin to grow. And in choosing young men to be their companions, they mean to be faithful to them, and pass their whole life in company with them, not to take them in their inexperience, and deceive them, and play the fool with them, or run away from one to another of them.
>But they who are a section of the male follow the male, and while they are young, being slices of the original man, they hang about men and embrace them, and they are themselves the best of boys and youths, because they have the most manly nature. Some indeed assert that they are shameless, but this is not true; for they do not act thus from any want of shame, but because they are valiant and manly, and have a manly countenance, and they embrace that which is like them. And these when they grow up become our statesmen, and these only, which is a great proof of the truth of what I am saving. When they reach manhood they are loves of youth, and are not naturally inclined to marry or beget children,-if at all, they do so only in obedience to the law; but they are satisfied if they may be allowed to live with one another unwedded; and such a nature is prone to love and ready to return love, always embracing that which is akin to him.

tfw you will never be a student of Socrates and have symposium with the greatest minds of the day
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>>5798894

We're in different countries, he's going to visit, but that's months away.

Skype isn't much more exciting than porn, I miss the physicality I don't need teased more with what I can't have.
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>>5798908
If it's getting really hard I'd tell him so and either you go home for a weekend/take Friday+Monday off and have a long weekend home or push his visit forward.

If you can hold on. Hold on. But if your relationships suffering then you need to act
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>>5798863
Drink up, anon.
>>5798875
Just stick with Skype, anon. If you really like your bf you can manage not having sex with someone for awhile.
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>>5798936
>urge to heel intensifies
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There's something special about masc gen.
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>>5798875
8 months and you go back or have you been 8 months appart so far?

If it's the latter, then wow.
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>>5799041
Just past halfway, 4 months to go-ish

>>5798936
Not about having sex, but finding a way of dealing with the feeling of wanting to fuck by myself.

>>5798921
It's a full day to get home, a 4 day weekend isn't long enough and taking longer off isn't likely to be possible.
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>>5799038
Can I touch your wang?
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>>5799038
Nice hairy stomach and thighs.
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>>5798936
>jupp and sp will never post their bara tiddies
>ever
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>>5799063
>but finding a way of dealing with the feeling of wanting to fuck by myself
Fap with your imagination, dildo/fleshlight or get a hobby to distract yourself with.
>>5799093
Never say never, anon.
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>>5799066

Yes m'lord.
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>>5799111
jupp will never let you post them
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is masc4masc acceptable in mascgen?
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>>5799294
It's the only true gay love.
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>>5799294
It's bearable.
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>>5799294
best pairing
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>>5799339
are you and jupp that beefy nowadays :3c?
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I had the most satisfying flatulence today, mascgen.
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>>5799448
No. We are not that beefy.
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>tfw no lascek masc bf
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>>5799517
>not that beefy

but why, haven't you been lifting for like 5 years ;_;
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>>5798850
>only
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>>5798850
>only 4
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>>5799527
>5 years

Ha no. Haven't been lifting for quite sometime now.
>>5799551
>>5799574

Yes
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>>5799575
>not lifting for sometime now

but why ;_;
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>>5799591
Procrastination, work, ....procrastination. I'll be getting back into soon, emotanon. Tis the plan anyhow.
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>>5799617
go with jupp, you can spot each other and then play with each other in a shower
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>>5799628
We shall. We did it before and it was pretty nice. The sauna will be nice to get back into too. Hopefully we'll be alone again.
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>>5799641
soon
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At first I didn't take this general seriously but we should have a link to fits sticky in the OP and basic masculine things.

We can make this kind of cool like how mtfg and femgen have their own ops on how to become a little bitch.
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>>5799710
I made mascgen you don't deserve that title.
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>>5799710
we should keep track of edition numbers
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>>5799731
why the archive does it already
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>>5799717
I made it as a joke to shitpost.
I mean we could always fug about it.
Ill change it soon. I don't want to be the king.

>>5799738
>archive

Its down.

>>5799731
That would be cool.
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You guys are a bunch of losers.


Seriously you all must have DEITY size penises (small) to even think this is a good idea.
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>>5799983
Oh wow you're right. I better delete my mascgen account now. Thank you for showing me the light.
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>>5799983
Hairy deity sized penises
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>>5799983

scrawny ftm/twink detected

go take your gross meatstick and titty scars/limp wrist elsewhere.
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Well /mascgen/ is dead I guess. Was fun while it lasted.
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>>5798868

Not really. The posts are no different than in gaygen. The only difference is you guys enabling SP dumping his 3DPD bara.
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>>5800235

It dies after like 10:00pm cst

>everyone is cuddling their beefy hairy bf except for me
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>>5800235
I'm baking chocolate chip cookies (premade dough).
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So, how many of you are bottoms, or vers who doesn't mind bottoming most of the times?

Personally, I never really enjoyed bottoming. When I was with my ex I bottomed a couple of times and while it didn't feel bad, topping feels like a million times better for me.

The thing is that it is hard to find another guy who's both not a flamer and a bottom. Or at least I have had very bad luck at it.
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>>5800320

Young masc bottoms are rare, plenty of eager daddy holes out there though.

If it doesn't feel amazing for you don't feel guilty, the world needs more tops. I used to bottom more but I think my ass used to be a lot more sensitive and pleasurable and lately I'm trying to convert to top.
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>>5800320
I guess I'll start the count.
1
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>>5800325
>>5800325
Eh, I really can't get into older guys in real life. I meab they are hot in porn and pics, but even if they look good there's a little voice in my head that says "that's a 45 year old butthole" and it makes it weird for some reason.

I don't feel guilty for being a top. I'm just a bit worried about finding someone compatible with me.
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>>5793763
Good for you anon! Glad to hear you're feeling better, that shit is fucked up
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In case you guys didn't know I am maki.

Do you mind if I hang out in here?

I am pretty masc tbqh...
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>tfw can't grow proper facial hair that doesn't look like disgusting pubes

fucking kill me now senpai I want a beard so badly

how to increase test and beard growth
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>>5800640
Mug ftms and take their t injections.
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why do spambots on Grindr use the worst pictures ever. Like I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than get with this guy.
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>>5800716
That is awful, they use pretty good pictures here but for some reason each and everyone of them is 70 cm tall, so its easy to figure out.
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>>5800982
At least bump with content
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>>5800997
Now you faggots are micromanaging my bumping?
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>>5801031
>You faggots
Do you realize where you're posting?
Personally I just hate when people bump without content, so I corrected you. I'm not even part of the masc circlejerk.
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>>5801041
I just bumped to shit up lgbt.
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>>5801043
Obviously.
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>>5800739
>70 cm tall
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>>5793322
>twink
that nigga is trans
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>>5801413
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>>5801451
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>>5801451
>>5801457
I really hope these are people who put inches in the height tab and forgot it was cm. I don't care how masc you are I don't want people to think I'm taking the hobbits to Isengard
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>>5801451
>Jude
left swiped
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>>5801481
They are bots. As I said you can always tell by username and that they are all 70 something cm.
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>>5801490
Does anyone get insulted when you're messaged by an obvious bot but the profile picture they use isn't even that hot? It's like, okay I get you're trying to bait me into responding but your bait implies that my standards are so low that I would respond to this guy
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>>5801775

But the bots are indiscriminate, right?
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>>5801775
Usually the bots that messaged me had a very good looking picture.

>hot guy says hi
>hi
>HEY THAT WAS FAST I'VE BEEN RUNNING THAT MAKES ME SO HORNY LOL
>mfw
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>>5801898
I received an amusing one last night from a latin twink.
>Horny?
No, thank you.
>K have a good night
You as well. Be safe.
>Geez now I feel like a slut
[Five minutes of silence]
>I normally don't hook up
>I see you are monogamous
[Blocked]
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>>5801857
No it's like, what kind of losers do these scammers take us for

I know they're not targeting me specifically, but you gotta wonder how desperate they think their victims are if they think a 5/10 is alluring enough to trick them into forking over their credit card info

>>5801898
All the bots that message me have ridiculous names and are like 2'4"
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>>5802008

Lel.

>>5802116

This is why I avoid Grindr now. I haven't used it since May 2015. I used Growlr and Surge. However, I find both are a little unhelpful. Surge is a bit new (to me) and doesn't really have enough people. Growlr is okay, but quite full of guys just wanting hookups, or citizens of the USA hitting on me when the chance of us ever meeting is very small. Nonetheless, some of suggested paying to fly me over.

Anyone who is silly enough to distribute their credit/debit card information to a random guy on a dating/hookup app needs educating.
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A gay bakery owned by three bears just opened by my house. I think I'll walk down there and throw some money at them.
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>>5802145
>I used Growlr

How 'friendly' is Growlr to non bears? I've been thinking about giving it a try, but I still need like one more decade of lifting before I can call myself a bear
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...and maybe see if they'll make a nazi cake.
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>>5802145
I have Grindr still but I'm extremely passive on it. I don't think I've been the first to message anyone for like two months. I'll reply to interesting or hot guys who message me but that's it, really.

Tinder is nice but it's super annoying when you match with someone really hot and then you check back a day later and they're like 200 miles away. Comes with being in a transit city, I guess.

OkCupid is for shy beta dudes. Least likely to be looking for a hookup there but the pickings are noticeably less hot.

Scruff is the app you download if you want to nurture a fetish for daddy bears. The global feature is double edged sword. It's both exciting and depressing to find out that yes, there are gorgeous men into the same things as you and also find you attractive, they're just hundreds of miles away.
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>>5802189

I still use it.

As a skelly, it's surprisingly friendly.
I've not received anything hateful.
Some people don't read my profile, and assume I'm something I'm not, but I either block, or ignore them.
There are loads of 'cubs', 'bears', 'chubs', etc.
I find a lot of people say it's refreshing to encounter someone like me, so it's rather uplifting actually.

> I still need like one more decade of lifting before I can call myself a bear

Iktf bro. Though I need to just start lifting, maybe the testosterone boost from that will see some hair growth...
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>>5802219
For me, Growlr was just that familiar experience of downloading another gay app and seeing the same people who've ignored me or I've ignored on Grindr. Like I don't know what exclusive features Growlr provides that grindr doesn't. I need a little more toning before I can consider myself a proper otter but that's basically where I'm at in terms of ability to grow body hair and muscle definition. But I'm very much a chaser in terms of wanting a giant muscle bara husbando
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>>5802217

I used to be very passive. I'm very similar with the other apps I have, like Growlr. I never message anyone. However, I don't do that because I think people ought to come to me 'because I'm so good' because I think the exact opposite of myself.
My aim is to establish myself as a better person, where I feel as though I'm in a good enough position to approach people, e.g. have a better body, and be more intelligent.

Surge acts like an LGBT+ version of Tinder, though it's a little less appealing. I might try Tinder but I'm not one for uploading selfies, so I don't really like that. Can you put a limit on the distance on Tinder?

OKCupid, and Plenty of Fish, are pretty similar in that regard - shy beta dudes. Most of whom are either: (i) really creepy; and/or (ii) socially inept.

> inb4 calling others socially inept when you're on 4Channel

I tried Scruff and absolutely hated it. I found the people there to be really arrogant and self-centred. Hornet is rubbish and lasted about a day. I don't think I've used anything else.

I just find it a shame that nobody really seems to meet one another conventionally anymore. It's all done via technology which, to me, feels as though it reduces the value of intimacy. E.g. things are bad in your current relationship? Go on an app and you could end up with someone else in 30 mins. People seem lacking in loyalty, devotion, and commitment when things get tough.
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>>5802184
Pastries and gay bears. Holy shit where do you live?
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>>5802254
I guess I've been on Grindr for so long that I'm desensitized to the spam from 50 year old guys and "Looking?" questions. Like someone who puts the absolutely minimal effort into a message gets the minimal response from me, which is none. Yeah it's probably a shitty way to treat people, but whenever I get ignored by a guy I really like, I'm only slightly disappointed, not devastated, so I don't think ignoring people is all that cruel. Plus I think it's a waste of both of our times if I give a bunch of polite, non-commital replies before inevitably turning them down, and a block is straight up rude, I feel.

For Tinder, if I needed a picture of myself that wasn't on Facebook, I would upload the photo and set the privacy to Only Me being able to see it, and I'd tag myself. Tinder can access that but no one on Facebook can see it. The distance ranges from 1 mile to 100

Funnily enough I think I'm probably far more successful and socially adept than a great deal of 4chan's userbase, but I just like posting here because it's unfiltered and of no consequence cuz no one knows me. It's pure expression of ideas and feelings, and it's healthy to get it out there, even if it's to nobody that cares about me. For instance, no one knows about my macro fetish and I have no idea how I'd even explain it to a significant other without coming across as batshit insane.

I do like Scruff's woof feature because it provides an easy noncommittal way of expressing interest in a guy. It is by far most expecting of hookups and I do in part resent every guy who shows up on the Most Woof'd section, since the formula is literally just be white, shirtless, and have some muscle definition in your picture
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continued from >>5802408

I don't mind the reliance on apps. People almost never assume I'm gay because I have like zero gay voice and I'm not all that flashy of a dresser. The kind of dudes I'm into have deep voices and preferably a sort of rugged aesthetic as well. Even if both of us passed each other on the street and liked what we saw, heteronormative society makes us assume that the other is straight, so we are less likely to say something. For under the radar gays, our only option than is to be in an environment where our sexuality is explicit. This is partly why gay bar culture developed. It was a place where you could go and be relatively certain that everyone there was fair game. I see gay apps as an extension of that explicitly gay setting. In the end, the apps are what you make of it. I've made all my gay friendships through that app or through people I've met through those apps, and I can say they're really great friends and good people
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>>5802254
>I just find it a shame that nobody really seems to meet one another conventionally anymore.

While I do agree with you in that it would be nice to meet someone in a more traditional way, it is also true that for us gays the ways of meeting other gay guys before apps were writting down our phone number in a restroom stall or go cruising. And well, gay bars/clubs but that's basically cruising indoors.


I'm still kinda upset about the last time I dated a guy. He's my sister-in-law gay token friend and he was very nice, but while we got along well there just wasn't any attraction between us.

I met my first boyfriend through MSN messenger, and my second one through FaceBook, so in a way I'm glad the Internet is an option these days.
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>>5802254
>Go on an app and you could end up with someone else in 30 mins. People seem lacking in loyalty, devotion, and commitment when things get tough.

Dude wtf are you even talking about? Gays were rarely in relationships before. I hate people who glorify the past, because it's usually just bs.
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>>5802377
They weren't open yet. My friend had her information wrong. That's what I get for not tuning her out per usual.
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>>5802565
>We are 3 fun loving guys who accidentally began baking cakes

Holy shit I think you've found out the door to Heaven.
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>>5802569
Right? I want to show my support. Small business needs it and they're advertising everything I like - bears and cake.
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>>5802252

I just find that Growlr has less people that send you unwanted pictures. However, I acknowledge that that's my personal experience and it differs for everyone.

I want to be husbando mode myself.

>>5802408
>>5802428

I agree with you - when people put in minimal effort to communicate with you, it seems pointless to reciprocate much interest at all. It's either symbolic of their lack of education (e.g. an inability to communicate effectively) or their dodgy intentions, neither of which are, in my opinion, desirable.

Hmm. I might have to give Tinder a go then.

I wholeheartedly agree with you in your use of this board, or website even. Though, I guess having something as significant as your fetish sounds, it's that that categorises you as 'belonging' here, lel.

I think apps replaced the function or utility of gay bars though because it requires significantly less effort, and people are more comfortable talking via their phones than they are in person?

>>5802488

I can relate to your incident. I met someone through my University's LGBT+ Society and tried spending time with him. He's infatuated with me but the spark just isn't there for me. I'm going to give it a few more days and see if something changes, otherwise I'm going to tell him and hope he's okay reverting to just being friends (as we have been for a few months).

>>5802505

I'm not glorifying the past - I'm not really old enough for that. All I'm saying is that I have a romantic ideal of meeting someone without the assistance or aid of technology, but I understand that the chances of that happening are very small.
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>>5802565
Oh man I hope these guys are the really sweet and friendly kind of bears and not the bitchy cliquey kind
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>Growlr in my area
>I have self esteem issues and I still think everyone is a cross eyed, mooby, nasty looking motherfucker with a lopsided grin
>And they have the gall to post their greasy fucking gut as their profile picture
>Growlr anywhere else in the United States, and most countries in Europe
>Every other man or more is a 6/10+, either modest or has the features to flaunt, and seems genuine in their profile description

what is the answer masc gen?
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>>5802622
>I want to be husbando mode myself
I kind of have this fantasy of being the bread winner of the household and having a huge muscular sweet husband who takes care of the kids and makes sure they eat healthy because he's really into nutrition and junk and he's casually dominant in the bedroom

And I'm not saying the apps don't have their drawbacks. It's harder to commit to relationships because any time we encounter problems in whatever relationship we're in, we always wonder "what am I missing?" and the apps are right there at our fingertips to show us just that.
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>>5802634
Move? I think the gays natural habitat is big cities. If I had to live in Small Town, USA I'd probably kill myself
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>>5802661
>a huge muscular sweet husband who takes care of the kids and makes sure they eat healthy because he's really into nutrition and junk and he's casually dominant in the bedroom

I'm all that, minus the huge muscular part.

Stupid lanket genetics, why you so hard to fight against? ;-;
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>>5802667

The scary thing is I'm in a big city and this is still an issue for me.
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>tfw no masc gf
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>>5802704
Go to any dyke bar anywhere. Easy.
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>>5802710
But im a man silly.
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>>5802679
How tall are we talking here? I should mention I'm a huge height whore. I mean not to imply I'd ever meet anyone from here but tallness is an innately attractive quality for a lot of people

>>5802687
What city, if you're not afraid to answer?
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>>5802714
Why are you here?
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>>5802704

>im so bored/boring I have to interject randomly throughout the day with anime memeposts and respond ironically when people call me out for my shitty personality and posting habits

wew lad
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Broke up with my boy. How do I deal without getting drunk and smashing things?
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>>5802723
>>5802721
>>5802710
Don't respond to shitposters it just makes the thread worse. Be polite and kind and they'll get bored
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>>5802716

Dallas.

I guess it's all the inbred Texas genes. I don't understand honestly. It's one of the gay capitals and if you're anywhere but uptown 4/5 guys are so fucking gross.
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>>5802661
Sounds cute, but personally I would rather be both working and fit.
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>>5802727
Were you the dumped or the dumper
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>>5802727
Do the chores he used to do.
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>>5802741
He cheated on me and dumped me when I confronted him about it.
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>>5802735
Okay I think your first mistake is Texas. Isn't Dallas like the most obese city in the US? From what I've heard, Austin is the only bearable city in Texas because it's a sort of liberal tech bubble but basically you want to go to a more liberal city/state
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>>5802749
That's harsh dude..
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>>5802749
That sucks. You're better off without someone like that, though. It's shitty but he's the shitbag and you aren't. Venting helps though
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>>5802723
I don't have a shitty personality anon. You don't even know me so I suggest you apologize right now.
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>>5802716
>How tall are we talking here?
The last time I measured my height I was 6'1" but I also was 17. I'm 21 now so I might be a bit taller, or still the same, I don't know.
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>>5802751

Most obese is Houston but yeah I've wanted to get the fuck out of Texas for a long time. All of my family is based here and none of my adult aspirations have panned out. But I've tried long distance and it doesn't work.

I had an attractive 20 year old message me today. His profile had one sentence in the description section.

"It helps if you're rich."

GET ME OUT OF THIS STATE
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I lost my anal virginity in Texas watching Inuyasha.
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>>5802755
Yeah

>>5802761
Venting doesn't work though. I hit the gym afterwards but still feel like shit.
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>>5802766
That's not too tall to get decently fit. I also doubt you've grown more than an inch since then.
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>>5802766
I'm 5'11" but 6'1" isn't so tall that you can't get STRONK if you stick to the gym. Also that height is right next to master race 6'2". We're all gonna make it ;_;7

>>5802770
What's stopping you? Difficulty finding a job? Financial dependence?

>>5802781
I don't think I have the words to make the shitty feelings go away. Time is probably what you need to get past it but for now yeah totally feel angry about it, dude
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>>5802822

Financial dependence. I'm taking some basics at a community college trying to find ANYTHING that appeals to me. I want a long term plan before I run off 500 miles and try to make it on my own.

I hate math and science. I tried visual arts but I'm not into the CONTEMPORARY AESTHETIC or feminism so I felt like an alien. I kind of enjoy writing but all that would be is a degree for a desk job selling my soul.

I worked at an upscale thrift store for two years from 13-15' and that's the happiest I've ever been.
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>>5802766
Why the silence, naughty?
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>>5802801
>That's not too tall to get decently fit
Yeah, I know. I just have to accept I will never be a handsome bara husband.

> I also doubt you've grown more than an inch since then

Well, I dunno. My brother and I were about the same height when we were teens. Now he's 26 and he's like 6'3" at least. I'm shorter than him though, so I might still be 6'1"

>>5802822
Yeah. My biggest issue is maintaining the weight I gain. Like, I can gain weight if I eat and stick to it, but two or three days of fucking it up (which happens often because I'm a poor college student) and BAM I lose 10 lbs.
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>>5802849
New thread
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How about a better one
>>5802893
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>>5802900
Oh shit I just made another one too.
>>5802904
well.
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I on average get 2-3 messages a day on grindr and I'm absolutely disgusting to look at. are most gay people just blind now?
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