/gaygen/ gg small penis appreciation edition

>>5778832
>tfw small penis

>>5778832
small dicks best dicks

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>tfw super average penis

At least I can be used as a medical reference when I die.

>>5778837

That is extremely great news to hear. I cant wait to travel. That's why I joined but I hate swimming.

>>5778832
I never knew I was a size queen until I saw a penis that was like 4.5 inches long and I was like, "These things exist?"

I can't do under 6" I'm sorry you have to be at least within an inch of me

>>5778877
i'm 5.9 pls do mine ;-;

>>5778877
but 4.5-5.5 are the best dicks out there

>>5778896

You can't reason with size queens, eventually they'll start seeing anything under 7 as a baby dick

>>5778916
pls marry me then

>>5778916
this, some people don't like their organs being rearranged

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>>5778916
>Tfw

>>5778916
stfu Hitler you're just a weird crypto-top that hates big weenies.

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>tfw 6"-6.5" depending on how excited I am
i'm cool with it

>>5778955
>crypto-top

What?

How do you measure

>>5778975
start at your butthole

>>5778973
His appearance exudes bottomness but he's a top

>>5778983
dumb grinchposter

>>5778986

Oh yeah one of those. They always act like dicks because they have banty rooster syndrome

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why isnt there appreciation for butch lesbians in the gay male community as much as there is appreciation for femboys among straight males?

>>5779015

Because feminine traits are more a more universally accepted standard of attraction.

You're also overestimating the appeal of femboys among straight males as only closeted gays like femboys.

>>5779015
Theres no such thing as straight males, and vagina is repulsive desu

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>>5779041
>he doesn't like cuntboys

>>5779055
one time i watched a porn vid and i didn't realize until like halfway through that it was ftm porn
it was called like bonusholeboys or some shit

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>>5779075

Yeah I think they're a newer one.

I'm not attracted to hypermasculine transguys but the boyish ones can be really cute.

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sometimes i wish i were as cute as ariana grande

>>5779116

I don't feel like she should be wearing that top when she has a modest chest.

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>>5778229
>>5778195

>>5779116
She has nice thick legs atleast

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>>5779116
sometimes I wish I was as hot as a young viggo mortensen

>>5779041
>Theres no such thing as straight males
i wish everyone would be open to more experimentation

>>5779156
I think as gays become more common place and the stigma disappears, thats exactly what will happen.

Or atleast when hetrofags discover the wonders of butt orgasms

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>>5779178
>I think as gays become more common place and the stigma disappears, thats exactly what will happen.
This is why we still need to make being gay a shame-worthy thing, if we don't reproduce then the darkies will.

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>>5779178
>tfw you cum hands free

>>5779195
>tfw you never will

>>5779195
My BF and I discovered how to do it.
Any guy can do it. You just got to be in the right position.
It is glorious.

>>5779178
Stop posting on /pol/, you fucking faggot.

>>5779015
because straight males who appreciate fem boys arent straight. Gay males already went through that whole repressed faze, no ones curious about whether or not they like vagina.

>>5779208
I am tbqh

>>5779156
I think the stats already at like 45-50% of men having ss experiences. But i guess that includes random tug jobs when your 5 all the way up to taking it up the ass at 18, so who knows how to take that.

>>5779207
/pol/ is my fav

>>5779092
>Only get off to women for the most part
>Will instantly lose erection if I even get a hint that passing or mostly passing transwoman has a penis
>Will turn down feminine twinks who'll give head for days and will never tell a soul without a second thought.
>Will almost rape a slightly passing/andro ftm that has a twink look to them
>Will dry hump a masculine/tomboyish woman against a wall till I can feel their cunt throb against my cock

I don't know what I am, but I'm slightly uncomfortable with the implications.

>>5779216
So there are more straight men out there that have had more homosex experience than me
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5779220
What do you identify as politically? Or just post your political compass.

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>>5779220
Oshie why are you so fucking perfect in every way?
You've ruined me for all the other boys because nobody will measure up to you.

>>5779204
you gotta find your sweet spot

>>5779205
yes, yes it is

>>5779238
can't do anal

I'm horny af and cant decide if I should beat off to being a top or a bottom.

:(

>>5779244
why not both

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https://www.politicalcompass.org/test

Post your results.

>>5779243
why's that?

>>5779283
hemorrhoids

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>>5779231
Nothing extreme really

>>5779237
Youre so sweet, i can't even handle it :*] xx

>>5779287
that's rough, bb

hope your butt gets better

>>5779303
It won't.

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>>5779294
you need to go up

>>5778934
I'm already promised to Jesus, sorry

>>5778955
small-average dicks on twinks are the cutest though

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Uh oh I'm a liberal.
Everyone run.

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>>5779311
I feel like mine is alright, I'm a paleo-libertarian, I've yet to be convinced that fascism is cool yet.

>>5779313
Dicks aren't meant to be "cute". You sound like a straight guy creaming his pants about "feminine penises" on /r9k/.

>>5779347
idk I think dicks can be cute
I'm not some weird chaser though

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>>5779268
smash the state, etc.

>>5779347
Capitalism creates a system that values the popular, the common, the ugly because it's what sells. Brittany Spears "is better" than Dvorak because she makes more money. Yet in any terms of real value, quality, goodness Dvorak beats Spears. We have things that humans (or rather humans of better quality) value such as compassion, honesty, loyalty, quality, charity, politeness, beauty but capitalism inevitably will discard all those things because though humans value them it doesn't effect the profit margin. And the profit margin is the only thing capitalism can ever possibly care about. There is no room for anything other than cupidity because capitalism is survival of the fittest and the Dodo cannot exist along side the human.

Fascism allows capitalism to exist so far as it does not destroy those wonderful things that good, patrician humans love and cherish.

>>5779415 here

>>5779409
is better than
>>5779347
2bh

>>5776323

If I'm here, i'm a dude.

And I'm bisexual but with a strong preference for guys.

>>5779540

"i'm a dude" - Circe, Queen of Lies - 2016

>>5779360
>I'm not some weird chaser though
mhmmmmmmmmmm
>>5779431
>>5779415
Capitalism is only as good as the citizens who use it. If the populace values beauty, then beauty will thrive. If the populace prefers the ugly and the vile, then the populace is degenerate. I'm not a Laissez Faire capitalist, but I do think that capitalism has a lot of good "stuff". I think it's a good thing that anyone can take out a loan at the bank and start their own business to compete with others, driving competition and there being a lot of diversity in the market giving consumers a myriad of choices.

>>5779608
>If the populace values beauty, then beauty will thrive
You can't make an entire populace that values all the highest ideals. You will always have proles and in fact you need to have proles. You do not however have to let the proles run the entire culture which is what happens in capitalism.

>I think it's a good thing that anyone can take out a loan at the bank and start their own business to compete with others
Great so a bunch of financing Jews can get rich out of doing nothing while someone busting their ass working everyday or just being a good person gets jack shit.

> compete with others, driving competition
And "competing" with others just mean "how can I cut corners" "how can I pay my workers less" "how can I use cheaper material" "how can I be more morally bankrupt". Competition is great when the goal is good. In Capitalism the goal is "how do I get more money than the other guy" and that leaves a lot of noble, good people losing when they should have won.

>and there being a lot of diversity in the market
It doesn't. Before Capitalism nearly every town was unique. Every shop, every worker, every noble, every owner was completely different from town to town. You personally knew person that made your cloths, candles, shoes and it was all unique and based on your culture. Now you can go from London to Athens to Tennessee to Paris and everything will look almost exactly the same. The tread of late capitalism is sameness, ubiquity, globalization. Everything is controlled by a handful of companies offering you the illusion of choice. Cloths, food, tastes, movies, music, manners, speech. It is all one now. There is no diversity thanks to capitalism.

Seriously this is the most egregious claim that Capitalism promotes diversity. Take a look at some pictures of people coming off the boat to Ellis Island. Not two people look anything alike. If that were today they would all look like the same dull post-modern clone.

sorry for sperging

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>>5779685
if you're interested you should look at this
http://www.anthonymludovici.com/sanctity.htm
It's probably the best takedown of the basic assumptions of capitalism and offers an alternative from a very right-wing perspective

this too but from a different point of view
http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/07/30/meditations-on-moloch/

checking gaygen instead of just going to bed ended up being a mistake

>>5779015
What >>5779041 said... vaginas are very unappealing. If i'm gonna date someone who looks like a guy, they as well be a guy.

I used to be anti-capitalist but then I turned 14.

>>5779869
then you became pro-capitalism because obviously capitalism makes so much sense that the world is struck by cyclic wars, economic crises and unprecedented environmental issues that may lead to the extinction of the human species

how mature of you

>>5779561

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pp73VXn2fR

>>5779910

I'm not opening your demon summoning portal bitch.

>>5779925

c'mon, i had a cheeky moment

>>5779942

Nah, I'm going to bed and I'll never know what's in that vocaroo and that's something you'll have to live with.

>>5779961
its just circe speaking in a girly voice and then trying to speak in a manly voice but failing terribly

>>5779961

It'll slowly destroy me from the inside out.

>>5779970

What, c'mon, i thought it was p okay.

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>>5779685
>Great so a bunch of financing Jews
This is where the next part of my plan comes into play anon... (pic related)
>And "competing" with others just mean "how can I cut corners" "how can I pay my workers less"
Um no, if you have an educated consumer base then cheap business owners won't get shit.
>Before Capitalism
What do you mean before capitalism? The rising of monopolies and globalization came about as the result of increased regulation by bought politicians, in other words a move AWAY from capitalism. I'm not an advocate of minimalist government, but I like the economy to remain, for the most part, capitalist.

Evens: Go tomorrow and to bed as a tucked femboi
Odds: Go tomorrow and to bed as an average test man

>>5779991
>This is where the next part of my plan comes into play anon
Great you replace the kikes with crypto-kikes who do the exact same thing.

>if you have an educated consumer base then cheap business owners won't get shit.
>implying the proles will ever be "educated"
>implying they care
>implying even if they did care they could do anything about it
>implying things happen magically by sheer will

>The rising of monopolies and globalization came about as the result of increased regulation by bought politicians
No it fucking didn't you are fucking retarded. You have no evidence to back any of that up. It's useless libertarian conjecture.

>I'm not an advocate of minimalist government, but I like the economy to remain, for the most part, capitalist
Then your society is shit. You will let the culture and values of the society evaporate. When you let your society be focused around economics then you get nothing but the lowest, worst possible society.

>>5780041
>It's useless libertarian conjecture.
and your assertion that free markets caused them isn't a useless conjecture? You're telling me that people will naturally magically gravitate towards some company and leave the others in the dust because it's the cheapest, but that doesn't even hold up to reality.
> You will let the culture and values of the society evaporate
no
>When you let your society be focused around economics
I don't wish it to be though, I merely want the economy to have minimal amounts of regulation.

>>5780039
But I don't want to untuck

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>>5779910
We /vocaroo/ now?
I want that cute English boy to post again

>>5780232
Are nz accents cute?

My cat keeps rubbing his face on my butt. Does that mean he's gay?

>>5780352
Post butt

>>5780352

No it means you're gay (for owning a cat)

>>5778832
Daily reminder to FILTER ALL TRIPFAGS and NOT TO REPLY TO ANY TRIPFAGS

>>5780311
Maybe... post it and I'll give a scientific assessment about it.

>>5780423

I bully circe because it makes her pussy moist

Going to vegas this weekend. I hope I don't get poz'd

>>5780232
>>5780352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qVnSLlNU3L

>>5776911

I like this, but I've been here since all it was was /hm/ and /lgbt/ didn't even exist yet. I remember back when Jupp still hadn't finished regrowing his cocksheath.

>>5780423
Or you can just go to mascgen where they collectively ignore tripfags

>>5780432

ew, c'mon, don't say it like that

>>5780448
Rip cat, cute voice

What's your opinion on a guy who wants to break up with his bf because of someone else. Then the bf visits him for a weekend and he pretends like nothing's wrong (they go out, have sex, etc), only for him to break it off on the last day of the now ex-bf's visit.

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>>5780687
>one last fuck before calling it off
Common practice for all men gay and straight. Men are assholes it's a fact. I don't agree it's moralor okay, but it is what happens. - men.

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>5780696
>>5780696
>>5780696
>>5780696

>>5780717

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMA4902f6qc

It shall survive.

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While Oshie speaks to the amassed from his podium in the false thread, herein lies the true party.

>>5780863
Ill never leave you

>>5780890

Fool!
Begone from our abode!

Flee, my children, from yon false thread to this thread wherein Oshie knows no power!

Ninja survive.

Power!

>>5785329

I like power! Me too!

hey gaygen
my pee often comes out in two directions
is that normal?

>>5785439

no see a doctor immediately.

>>5785439
Depends, where does the stream split?

>>5786078
Is this what real penis' looks like? Cause thank god I'm a lesbian

>>5785472

rightr down the middle

Cockboxing

How is everyone?

>>5792965

I'm ok.

why are there like 4 gaygens going rn...

>>5785439
ya

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>tfw you turn on an RPG after not playing it for a month.
>completely not sure where to go.

>>5793263
are you playing as the female character?

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>>5793281
I always do.
They always get more options and I like pretednign I am a pretty girl tbqh.

I feel like getting drunk and taking bad decisions tonight

what should I do?

>>5793438
go on grindr, agree to fuck the first person who propositions you

Having a big dick is so nice d e s u. I'm not THAT big, but definitely bigger than average. I don't even put that much stock in size, but thankfully lots of other guys do. When an average-sized or smaller guy sees my dick I can just see the confidence melt from their eyes and I can fuck them like the little bitch they are.

>>5793459
That's nice, honey.

It would probably be really, really easy to convince the majority of females that mtf transitioning should be illegal.

>>5793443
that's like, every saturday night for me

>>5793479
hows the aids treatin you

Post nudes

>>5793507
you first kiwi

>>5793285
same though

>>5793495
>what are condoms
>what is PreP

>>5793531
>implying someone who admits to fucking strangers on a weekly basis is also responsible enough to use condoms and prep

>>5793511
I haaave

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>>5793530
>tfw I will never be a pretty girl.
>I will always be some autistic masc tryhard that takes things to extremeities.
>I will never be a trap princss showing my cock on /b/.

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>>5793537
Uh, yes? That's the whole point of protection. To fuck strangers without worrying.

Why would you use condoms with your monogamous bf?

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>>5785329

How do I get a jew bf

What dating app do all the Jews use

>>5793547
archive is dead post again for posterity's sake

>>5793574
>Take a quarter
>Tie a thread around it
>Tie other end to your dick
>Go to gay bar
>Drop quarter

And that's how you fish gay jewish people

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>tfw no bf to cry together during sad parts of movies and games.

>>5793578
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oeOAvJTvExVFRVV3N6NldSSGc/view?usp=docslist_api

>>5793600
You need a bf to beat you up and make a man out of you for being a whiny crying BITCH.

>>5793580
What if he bites off my foreskin

>>5793620
Do you want a jewish bf or not?

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Why are old guys the nicest on grindr

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>>5793609
>holding back your emotions just to prove yourself as a man to society instead of enjoying something to its maximum.

woahhh ur so masc...

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>>5793639
because daddies are the best kind of men

>>5793639
Because they're desperate yet know they can't score with their looks.

Just finished having my first Skype wank with my new bf. Was actually pretty hot. I think I might like sex more when there's no physical aspect.

>>5793654
They're being nice to that guy because he's clearly awkward as fuck. Who takes a picture of themselves after they cry to post online?

>>5793639
Because young people say stupid prissy shit like >>5793654

>>5793642
Yes

>>5793646

.. unfh <3

>>5793673
The fact that he cried because of "nice clock Ahmed" already means he's some attention whore.

>>5793674
>butthurt oldfag

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>tfw no qt chub bf

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>>5793600
>tfw bf and I just did after watching Danish Girl.

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>>5793642
>make america great again
more like
>make america white again

>>5793646
That's not a daddy that's a grandpa

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>>5793630
Jews are disgusting people why would anyone sane date one.

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>>5793817
Those things are synonymous

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>>5793850
except they aren't

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>>5793853
The whiter the country, the better it is. Fact

>>5793863
I hope some angry black dude rapes your ass and leaves you bleeding in a puddle of racist retardation.

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>>5793869

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>>5793869
>implying i go anywhere that blacks reside
Top lmao

>>5793872
Stop posing as me faggot.

>>5793878
Filtered:^)

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>tfw no bf to flick my penis while watching anime.

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>>5793882
as if anyone gives a shit you nigger cock guzzling retard

>>5793884
flick your own penis

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>>5793885
I see that you're picking on oshie for being a proud white man. That too me makes you sounds like you're a liberal or a black or a jew or a mix.

We don't like ur kind around these parts so I am going to have to ask you stop posting here and go to femgen.

>>5793898
It's not the same...I do it though....

avocados are the most disgusting meme food

y/y

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>>5793898
Faggots are lazy what do you expect really? I mean look at all the losers who post in here. They're god damn pathetic and retarded.

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>>5793904
I hate all tripfags equally.

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>>5793909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ydpXGmv4A4

>>5793923
Same.
Except one who I never have bullied even once.

The rest have it coming.

>>5793923
good thing I'm a namefag

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>>5793930
validation

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>>5793936
I hate you namefags too just as much

Man these threads are dead.
What happened?

>>5794096
Dedicated shitposters.

who wants to be my daddy

>>5794106
this

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>>5778832
>mfw 6.5 flaccid

>>5794172
not even small

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>>5794096
idk needs more death drops desu

>>5794172
Imgur soft and hard pic

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>>5794181
you damn right homie
>mfw bottom also
>mfw the top is smaller and you see the insecurity in his eyes

>>5794172
everyone can lie on the internet

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>>5794254
They can?

godDAMN i just want a dick in my butt so bad rn

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>make okc
>delete okc

forget it

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>>5794321
>mfw I do the same with grindr

>tfw small dick
>tfw been in two relationships as a vers but mostly topped

Also dann is so fucking hot, dann pls

>complaining that certain types of gays give them a bad name
>does fuckall to associate with LGBT anyway

why tho

germany pls get naked

>>5794303
Iktf
My hole has been neglected for far too long

>>5794593
you're a virgin

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>tfw there will be no mass failure and destruction of all technology in the modern world followed by societal collapse on a grand scale until humanity regresses to a primitive hunter-gatherer state once again
>tfw no bf

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>>5794321
>make okc
>someone messages me
>panic and delete okc

>>5794513
ideological NIMBYism

>>5794603
Not really

>>5794623
can i hav boypusi

>>5794321
>make [literally all apps]
>get messages
>hey lets hang out ive always wanted more friends
>delete [all apps]

if i clearly state I want a relationship in which sexual abuse occurs, what the fuck don't people understand
who even needs friends anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5KyMNDJE6o

So adorable.

>>5794702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zspVqvVy_2s

>>5794655
>tfw alone at night wallowing in loneliness and half-drinking half-deepthroating a pacifico bottle

>>5794724
whoops that wasn't meant to be a reply

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>>5793548
>tfw i will never be a pretty girl
>tfw i will always be a delusional gay bottom
>tfw straight men will never stick it in my front hole
>tfw have to sub for inferior fags instead and clean out my poo hole before sex

Damon gaygen, I don't know if it's the time of the year and the weather starting to get nice, or whatever, but oh just suddenly feel so horny all the God damn time now. Usually a dank fixes the urge but now it like something stronger, more like a hunger that cant be sated in my own. It's so prevalent now that it's motivating me to maybe go out and try to find a bf. Its not just a desire to bust a nut but a need to one with another, hold hands, kiss him, and feel his form against myself.

Am I the only who send to get like at seemingly random? Am I gonna make it bros?

>>5794819
None of us are going to make it.

The universe is cold and unloving and we will never be granted a bf.

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>tfw no misunderstood qtpi heart of gold bf

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>>5794821
simmer down legolas

>>5794819
Every couple of months I go into heat and basically just want to be fucked into the earths core

thank goodness I never actually act upon my desires, I'd probably have the alphabet of stds

>>5794869
hi thats me fuck off

>>5794759
just dress up like a woman and post some fukin pics of yourself

>>5794877
Why?

>>5794881
>Why?
>misunderstood

>>5794759
Id stick my neg dik in your poz hole

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>>5794885
He's misunderstood, hes made out to be evil but hes a sweetheart

>>5794905
>hes a sweetheart
>muh streams
fuck off

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>>5794905
he seems like a petty dick who could probably crash the stock market without much effort but thankfully he seems more content with picking fights with old middle-aged rappers and videogame players

i don't like him though, he has a rat face.

>>5794877
>simmer down legolas
you can blow me off but the only one who fucks all of us, ultimately, is the great emptiness desu

>>5794911
Do you have any vaild criticisms of the guy?

>>5794923
Do you have any valid evidence that he's a misunderstood sweetheart? After all, you claimed it first.

I'm the only misunderstood qt here, f u c k o f f ratlover

>>5794921
>is the great emptiness desu
desu im trying new recipes so I won't be all that empty, come join

>>5794759
You have legitimately become a parody of your former self

>meet qt guy from Denmark
>he's shy and awkward until he drinks alcohol
>gets really chill when talking with him
>turns out he's really anti-SJW and everything I want from bf
>just cuddle and make out all night long
>he has to get back because he's checking out of his hostel
>didn't ask for his number or anything and he's no longer here
What do I do? I know which hostel he stayed at so can I go ask them if they can give me his email or something? I've never felt so good with a guy I don't know if he even saw me as anything else than one night thing.

>>5795585
remove penis

>>5779015
because dykes are repulsive AF

>>5794923
He's gypsy scum

>>5795640
This tbvh

Martin Shkreli is shitscum because I'm a racist.

>>5795746

Were you even here?

I'm a survivor.

>that I got well fucked last night soreness in your butt feeling

Live!

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>we're in a poly triad relationship

Watching the news for desperate murder suicide

>>5795469

Call and find out, say he left a credit card or forgot something

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>>5794194

you sound like a terrible bottom if that's your attitude

>>5798098
>what is a power bottom?

sounds more like a shitty sexual partner in general tbqhlgbtbbq

>>5797978
d e g e n e r a t e

h o m o s

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I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, who indulged in a good deal of philosophizing.

Like so many contemporary philosophers he especially enjoyed giving helpful advice to people who were happier than he was, and one particular bit of advice which I recall was, “Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

So it seemed to me that this is precisely the sort of dynamic, positive thinking that we so desperately need today in these trying times of crisis and universal brouhaha, and so with this in mind I have here a modern, positive, dynamic uplifting song in the tradition of the great old revival hymns. This one might be more accurately termed a ‘survival hymn’.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QGzqSkb6Fp

>>5797978
why would u put the ugliest in the center.....

>go on grindr
>a profile picture shows a group of hot guys and 1 ugly
>the guy who made the profile is the 1 ugly
every time

>>5798624
I always presume they're the ugly one

Family yacht going to Norway this summer. So excited!

>>5798904
I'm sure your faggot ass will be dancing up and down the ladder wells, on the decks, and on top of multiple cocks too, ya degenerate piece of shit.

ya fukken uggo bitch


snakker du dick, er homse

>>5798920
Du er ikke den som odelegger fitta

>>5798945
Men det er du?

had to take a poo when I was coming up in a club this weekend. Pooing in a club is the worst.

>>5798967
Was there a glory hole?

>tfw alienating friends and family so they won't care when i kill myself
finally something good is coming to fruition

>>5799009
Don't talk to me you piece of shit

>>5799043
Why?

gaygen why are you so kill

who /under 4" penis top/ here?

just kill me now famfam

>>5799285
BECAUSE NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5799297
show us :3

whos the #1 cool guy trip that u want to hang out with

>>5799328
death

i want him to touch me on my no no place

>>5799328
Girl With Pneumonic Drill desu

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>hate this time of year
>keep coming down with wicked colds
>can't help but stress over how one of the guys I hooked up with over Christmas might have "gifted" me

>>5799328
Bane's a big guy.

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>mfw a qt asks for a pic but you're really insecure and closeted

>>5799340
that's what you get for hooking up you filthy degenerate.

>>5799328
can I choose myself?

>>5799345
r u qt

>>5799350
Unless skinnyfat really gets you going, no.

>>5799357
it can do, depends on face tbqh

>>5799328
sludgepuppy

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>>5799349
Loser.

>>5799326

n-nty.

5lewd3me

no, seriously, guys, why is gaygen dead?

>>5799476
We've self segregated. Assimilate

>>5799476

we all have boyfriends now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeLU4N1pvIE

>>5799485
>>5799509
fuck I guess I'll have to start posting on r/gaybros then

>>5799543
>r/
buh bye

>>5799573
they post great things like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KAUcRBlWs&feature=youtu.be

>>5799587

I want to drink that stuff and pull it out of my ass. That would clean your colon out real good.

>>5799676
Or it would cause your intestine to burst. Sounds fun.

>>5799336

Hey!

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>>5779041

You need to stop

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>>5800693
Nigger you are a tripfag on a gay board and have been for like three years and you're dating a tranny.

Nigga you gay as fuck.

>>5800699

>you're dating a tranny

not anymore :^)

You're the gayest though. If sexuality was a scale with gay and straight at either ends, you'd be further along the line than George Michael you big dumb homo

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>>5800731
Wait you two broke up?

What happened?

Im not gay you're gay...

>>5800738

>Wait you two broke up?

Yep

>What happened?

We broke up

You're the gayest gay that ever did gay.

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>>5800741
Shit sucks brah but hey there's plenty of trans girls out there. Keep on chasing those dreams faggot You FAT HYPERTROPHIED TRANNY COCK lover.


How big was your exs penis anyway?

>>5800752

>these statements and questions

Homo pls. Never dating a tranny again desu.

On an unrelated matter this song would be great to have sex to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHn_bg4IRVg

>>5800756

You know what other song would be great to have sex to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w0AgFmtzmo

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>>5800756
I feel like id be fucking along with the song right after it says holy super fuck like going with the rhythm. That's some good fucking music now I just need a bf and you're single now and extremely gay so I mean I think we can make this work.

>Browsing through the thread
>Work phone rings
>Answer
>"Good Morning, Gaygen"

God damn it guys luckily he didn't clock it.

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>>5800761

Hard techno is great to fuck to, but you gotta go all the way by drinking vodka straight and doing lines of coke on their lower back while fucking them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy2oX9xrp1c

>>5800763

W-what are you implying, homo-kun?

>>5800771

It sounds kinda like an Anime-language greeting.

"General Gaejin, how do so well you?"

>>5800772

A guy did a line out of my ass once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk46bX0XXIg

>>5800772
Im implying that if you're feeling lonely or need someone talk too "straight" white guy I can make you really happy...

>>5800790

Stories like that just make me happy that I was the sperm that got the egg, man. Seriously. That's what it's about.

Also that's sounding more like gay icon music. Which is also great to fuck to. But it's a different kind of fucking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06a_Xi1AU9s

>>5800796

Just talking pls my bum is exit only.

>>5800807

Ikr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFz9uVBhefQ

>>5800833

See I don't think that metal is good fucking music. Noise rock on the other hand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rha2EeCSu0

>When were you when /lgbt/ front page was filled with gay generals?

Trannies and carpet munchers must be sad.

>>5800875

Who cares?

>>5800883
This

>>5800883
Apparently the people bumping all threads do...

>>5800842

I was just continuing the theme of gay music 'cuz ur gay and stuff.

As far as metal that's good for fucking, though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNGQYnbP1us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYnstGB3rM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL7qSUnMfa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK4KeFqY_wQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA0emzVL4VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1w1rQPWeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQU3gzFehc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tYCxw1TIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scfOGwbI8RE

"I'm Alive" by Cirith Ungol is also good.