Gay General - Masc vs Fem Edition

First for dubs thread

gaygen's dead but tinychat's hoppin

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>>5776223

>>5776207
I wish a cute straight boy would treat me like a girl

>>5776207
>implying masc and fem aren't just two extremes
>not wanting a slightly fem but not really qt

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>all of this bullying


Keep it up anons...pls...bully al tripfags.

This boy is so adorable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUnYVMAn6uc

>no qt agfriend

>>5776264


oops I mean >this ag is so adorable

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I redid my own sidecut a couple of days ago.
How's it look, gg

>>5776256

do i count as one of those

I'm not particularly masculine but I can change a car tire.

>>5776271
Fuck off, you annoying piece of shit.

>>5776263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

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>>5776271
How is it that you rival my most disgusting perverse meme shit with your real life?

You shit up the thread with your slut shit and you're not even white.

>>5776271

circe come to tc we won't tell you to fuck off
nobody else just me + u

would you /gaygen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzi7a-wkW7Q

>>5776291
what restroom do you think they use?

>>5776308

the kiddie bathroom, they look 10

>>5776271
nah you're just straight fem
I just want a normal boy with some faggy tendencies

Now that the dust has settled.
Psychologically why do we hate circe so much?

>>5776271

what are you besides a slut?

gender?
sexuality?

>>5776321
Because it's an annoying tumblr tranny attention whore who tries to look like an edgy 14 year old.

>>5776326

but shes hot in tc imo

>>5776226
What's the url again?

>>5776344
cchecked and tintchat /gaygenrehab

>>5776349
I wish you kept your trip on because I have you filtered.

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>>5776352

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Free chipotle for days.
I've noticed I've lost weight though. I can't have this.

My crush worse a black lives matter hoodie to class today.

I was slightly disappointed with him.

Maybe I should just give up.

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>that realization where slutboi hasn't posted in two days
>mfw hopefully that fat fuck had a heart attack.

Evens- PM/Trap mode
Odds- Masc w/booty

>>5776366
Leave now fat buoii

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>>5776372
Guess again fucker

>>5776373
rolling

>>5776373
What's PM?
Rolling for masc4masc bro.

>>5776366
>I-If I act like I don't care about being a grotesque fatty, maybe they'll stop bullying me!

>>5776381
Pueraria Mirifica
Poor man's estrogen, buyable online

How do you guys get over letting someone you love go?

I just can't seem to beat that wrap, every couple of days man I just get beat down by it. It's a cyclical feel that comes and goes knowing full well I ruined my chance at love and building a lasting stable relationship.

>>5776390
Fuck that

So how masc is masc around here?

>>5776476

im the most masc
and im hoppin

>>5776366
I hope you fall down a large set of stairs

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>>/lgbt/5775754

>When's the last time you hooked up? and did he turn out to be a predator?

last weekend

no but he was a middle class glaswegian and the spitting image of Scott Manley

It was quite a shock as I hadn't see a face pic of him and he also made out with me straight after smoking which was horrible and literally 10 times worse than a2m(a2m isn't beyond my hard limits but from now on kissing a smoker is)

is being groomed online really an issue unless you are like 15? despite being an S6 senior and 2 years older than the british age of consent my Personal and Social Education class literally had a unit the other week about being groomed online

>>5776476
well I am incredibly masculine, so pretty damn masc

>>5776476
Mad masc

>>5776501
Gurl plz

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>tfw no bf to pound my bp than goes for the reacharound and im leaking precum and he takes a taste of it than continues to fug my bp raw.

>>5776503
>>5776501
>>5776483

You guys are metrosexual lumberjacks aren't you.

>>5776510
makitty you're so bottom now

>>5776511

im on tc not being a metrosexual or lumberjack for i art badass most mascest 1

>>5776495

I can't believe I fucked up that cross thread/board link. in my defence I had a Colonoscopy literally an hour ago and I'm still a bit gouched on a heavy IV cocktail of Benzos and Fentanyl

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>>5776516
Kys

>>5776526

its funny cuz ur dum

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>>5776512
You always come out of nowhere when I post.

Are you trying to score some bp? Answer me!

All you have to do is ask cutey pie :3

>>5776532
show hole

>>5776521
oh dear

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>>5776541
Im going to have to decline your request but I hope you have a great day mr. Puppers.

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>>5776553

PzKpfW does not clean his anus before sex.

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>>5776559
>>5776553
>>5776541
>>5776532
>>5776531
>>5776526
Jesus fucking Christ Gaygen is pathetic now

>>5776568
>now
How fucking new are you?

>>5776568

no u

>>5776567
poop is a natural lubricant after all.

>>5776568
>now
though the thread splitting hasn't helped

>>5776568
That's why nobody comes here anymore. It's a tripfag circle jerk. And none of the tripfags are even hot

>>5776575

his shit ass turns me on for when I total top fuck his anal hole

>>5776585
that's nice deary

>>5776577
The tripfags who circlejerk now make me miss the old ones.

>>5776567
You're hoppin
On that poz dick

>>5776588

nice on my dick yessir.

>>5776568
>>5776573
^this
>>5776567
what do you expect

>>5776593
cor blimey

>>5776541
>oh dear

the endoscope is only about 2 inches girth but they aren't exactly gentle. they literally just lube it up and stick it in full speed with no attempt to ease it in but it doesn't gets painful until they have to go round corners.

I was squealing and wriggling in pain to the point where they had to give me extra opiates.

>>5776592

it's amazing how much better than you i am in literally every way

>>5776594

i was surprised on my boner
by his poopy wet butt with slimy colonic goo

>>5776599
You got opiates. They told me they don't give out that anymore, basterds.

>>5776599
that doesn't sound fun. what made it necessary?

>>5776568
>now

>>5776599
when i got an endoscopy i got put under for it, do they just not bother with anesthetic for the other way around?

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>>5776576
Fems in here are deathly afraid of mascs leaving because they have no one to top them, they'll have to result in double dildos with other fems in here.

>>5776622
I'm really starting to hate the words masc and fem.

You guys exaggerate everything for boredom.
Lets be honest it was just as shit than as it is now.

>>5776604

they gave me 50 mcg of Fentanyl in my cannula just before plus some more when I was squealing and wriggling in pain

>>5776610
>what made it necessary?

Crohn's

my condition was seemingly in remission so they wanted to make sure my bowel was healed and didn't have any ulcers(which was the case)

is maki the guy with a qt masc american voice with no trace of gay?

>>5776640
yeah, he's so dreamy.

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>>5776640
He sounds southern, it's pretty gay.

>>5776617

did you get it done when you were still paediatric? because they said they only give general anesthesia to under 16s

maybe that is just the NHS

>>5776622
>they'll have to result in double dildos with other fems

ESS TA ESS with another fem sounds hot desu

>>5776652

kleppeanon!
wb

>>5776640
he's the biggest fag of us all

>>5776652
you're alive

>>5776658
double dildoing is cute
two sluts playing tug o war with their bussies
kek

>>5776652

I missed you. <3

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>>5776647
>>5776652
i wish i had the vocaroos saved. i can't navigate the archives good enough to find them.
;-;

>>5776228
Ironically you're off by one for being off by one

>>5776708
>>5776708
Aren't the archives dead, both loveisover and 4ch.be is down, and lgbt wasn't archived anywhere else.

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>>5776708
I don't think he'll mind if I post this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g7EtMyhgDm

Me and my bf both lost our virginity last night, but we were both kinda nervous and neither of us could finish. What can I do next time to help? We did some foreplay but probably not enough.

>>5776744
>men needing foreplay

>>5776744
I need this advice too
>>5776760
Hey , I lock up and can't cum during sex
It sucks dick man

>>5776766

Hey.
Potatoes or lucky charms or some shit.
BAM.

>>5776769
Hey , drill bits or beef flaps
Bam

>>5776743
He's such a spiritual leader.

>>5776744
foreplay certainly helps
however I still have problems to come when I top my bf, yet I didn't exactly when I lost my v-card to him. I had the advantage of getting with a guy who was older and therefore more experienced (also with virgins) and he was a good guide.
he waited and just let me do it even without comming. our sex-life evolved and we're having amazing sex now. I figured, that I will always have problems comming when I top (even though I enjoy it a lot actually), but can easily come when I bottom.

maybe switch roles or simply get to know eachother sexually and get comfortable with sex by getting more experience.
explore what you like, you basically can't do anything wrong (well you can, but virgins usually don't get into that stuff that soon after losing it).

>>5776774

You've failed again, Seamus.

>>5776787
Yeah I stooped to you level
Shame , shame on me

>>5776744
>>5776780
oh and my bf is totally into poppers, he comes extremely fast this way. poppers do nothing to me but giving me headaches though, so it may not help the two of you.

>>5776792

As if you have to stoop, ya fuckin' greedy midget.

>>5776809
You just called yourself a midget

>>5776816

No.
See, you don't have to stoop because you're so short you'd probably need a ladder to get to my level. That's the thing.

PS, I have it on good authority that God hates your country.
Peace.

>>5776835
What would a woman know of the dealings of God? Yeah all the good priests were female, right

>>5776780
I was bottoming, good amount of pre but was kinda soft I guess. We did end up cuddling afterwards though which I really liked.

In the Age of Oldfags the threads was unformed, shrouded by perfection. A land of masc fags, conversation, and everlasting anons. But then there was shitposting and with shitposting came disparity. Trips and code, bantz and bullies, and of course, sage and inactivity. Then from the inactivity, they came, and found the attention within the shitposting. Booger, the First of the Trannyposters, The Witch Circe and her Webms of Slutboi, Girl With Pneumonic Drill, the Lord of Autism, and his faithful autists. And the Avatarfag Bullykun, so easily forgotten.

With the strength of shitposting, they challenged the Oldfags. Girl's mighty nonsense peeled apart their jimmies. The Witch Circe weaved great webms of camwhoring. Booger unleashed a miasma of drama and disease. And Senpai the Faceless betrayed his own, and the Oldfags were no more.

>>5776911
i don't even remember what booger looks like anymore

i miss the simpler times when every shitposter was just freddie resetting his IP

>>5776917
booger looks like a frazzled 32 year old woman with too many cats

>>5776911
Too be honest it was maki that started the downfall.

>>5776911

I'm okay with that title.

>>5777014
why do you continue to post where you aren't wanted and actively disliked by most people?

>>5777030
What Is a shitposter

>>5777030

Not super sure, t b h
But I think deep down i don't really believe all that many people dislike me?
I feel a lot less compelled to post here after joining another skype group, so i guess it's socialization.

>>5777072
>But I think deep down i don't really believe all that many people dislike me
Jesus, you're so fucking delusional.

free freddie
freddie we miss you

>>5777217
fred is dead

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>watching twink porn
>the "twink" is a masc looking slightly skinny ottermode

how can I self-insert to that

why do some people use the term twink for any young gay person?

>>5777227
>tfw my body is twinky, but I am a young guy
(not calling myself gay desu senpai)

>>5777227
because twink doesnt mean femboy/tranny

>>5777227
i see all sorts of hairy gym guys labeling themselves as twinks on apps like
okay you're 24 and go to the gym 5 days a week how do you think you're a twink

>>5777227
>watch twink porn
>actor looks mid thirties
Then again once I watched prn and the bottom sounded like a seal.

>>5777238
Because it's not about external biological image, it's internal feelings
Jeez get your head outta yer ass

>>5777238
doesn't twink mean that you look young and boyish? you don't have to be 18 to be a twink

>>5777263
did you miss the part where i said they're hairy and buff

>>5777227
>watching gay porn

just watch straight porn and imagine you're the chick
close your eyes whenever the camera focuses on the vagina too much

>>5777302
>straight porn
>fat ugy balding men
>30 year old hooker trying to look 16
absolutely disgusting

>>5777334
???? you clearly don't watch straight porn

>>5777334
also the men in straight porn look ten times hotter AND more human than the weirdos in gay porn

>>5777347
I had a friend who forced me to watch straight porn for years and it was atrocious.
All straight male porn actors are ugly because straight men don't want to feel inadequate, or are scared that a hot buff guy turns them on.

>>5777302
Why? Just watch pegging porn or tranny porn, the same guys that never do gay porn will get fucked by trannies and women with dildos.

>>5777356
>the weirdos in gay porn
You shouldn't be looking at these inbred eastern European slavs who are merely in it because their family is starving.

>>5777366
why would I watch that?

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tfw diet

>>5777372
you look at broken hiv+ guys who are only in it because they were kicked out of their houses and rejected by their families and friends
not much better

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whip your dick out bro

Best porn sites? Like production companies, not tubes.

>>5777393
>broken hiv+ guys who are only in it because they were kicked out of their houses and rejected by their families and friends
>gay4pay
These are literally straight porn actors that got it on with the wrong studio.

>>5777415
ok, why are we having this exchange again?

>>5776911
Not even that age was oldfage age, but the time when Wiz, Crab, hue, Senpai, Buttslut, Sean, Kingrice, Slav, Jupp, SP, gay boy, Clownshoes, Dante etc. posted. There was the time even before that, but its forgotten.

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>>5777405
Is this a joke on uncut guys having cheesy dicks? Because the average uncut guy doesn't have smegma on their dick only unwashed gross guys do.

>>5777434
Thats not what I was going for, no. It was more a r9gay pass the controller thing.

>>5777425
Because someone complained that in porn a "twink" is someone aged 18 to 35.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnI-byHtMN0

:^)

>>5777434
Honestly cut guys should just hang themselves because there broken.

>>5777448
You made me waste 3 seconds of my life.
3 seconds I could have spend breathing in toxic fumes instead.

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>>5777452
what If I am folded?

>>5777454
hey, at least daniel is a qt :)

>>5777454
d a m n daniel

>tfw no fem philly bf

>>5777496
h o r r o r
o
r
r
o
r

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T44qEPYUdGk

i cant :3c

>>5777513
>kpop
what are you, gay or something?

>>5777527
>what are you, gay or something?
ask your mom, she has the answer xD

>>5776911
gaygen was always some shit only thing that changed was the type of people

Besides that wasn't even the really old fags

>>5776911
amazing how you forgot about freddie

>>5776911
is the the original gaygen chronicle faggot? tell us the times of the first gg takeover

>>5777592
Freddie now that's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time

>>5777447

I was complaining about the fact that if you are young(like younger than your early to mid 20s) them some people will consider you a twink even if you are masculine and ottermode and not even slightly boyish

even though I would consider being skinny, not muscled and boyish/teenage looking as essential to being a twink

really twunk should be used more

>>5777302

do sometimes watch straight anal and imagine I'm the chick but girls never seem very into it(especially girls doing anal masturbation)

How important is height to you? Height does not matter to me.

>>5777648
>I was complaining about the fact that
I know you did.
I just shoehorned my complaint in it as well.

>>5777648

Twunk is kind of an awkward word.
But i guess i thought twink was one, too, but i I got used to it so whatever.

>>5777655

I'm attracted to height, but i'm not repulsed by shortness.

>>5777655
as long as the guy is 5'6 at least, I don't really care.

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>>5777655
>his height starts with a 5

>>5777655
short can be qt
tall can be qt
i don't care

>>5777709
iktf

>>5777655
Is there a place for 5'8 bears?

>>5777726
yes

my butt

>>5777726
>5 8
>bear

>>5777734
Great. Hopefully there are plenty of others.

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>>5776223

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>>5777747
Dwarf then.

>tfw no bf

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>>5777715
>femboi
>nearly 6ft

No and you're a gross tranny that needs to go.

>>5777778
wow so close...

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>>5777778
>>5777773
>>5777772
Worth a shot lads

>>5777777

>>5777780
>nearly 6ft
>5ft9.5in
pls niqler leave me be

>>5777655
I'm more inclined to bottom for a tall guy than a manlet, though I'm always open to try something new with a bf.
IF ONLY I HAD ONE

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>mfw booger hasn't killed himself yet

i want to kiss and touch and lick and sniff and play with a cute guys penis

i cant take this anymore

>>5777813
>himself
pls

>>5777726

I'm a 5'6" twink and I'd be fine with hooking up with a 5'8 bear (but for a bf I would rather have a twink that is my height or a little taller)

as long as you can manhandle me and make me feel like i'm your small and delicate little boy then you can be my daddy any time :3

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>>5777820
manlets going down on manlets hahahahhaahahahha

Why do the manlets that post here act like such tryhards?

>>5777827
Have you ever met a homeschooled Christian manlet? They all act like tryhards. That's how their parents trained them.

who was the bestest ever gg trip of all time?

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>>5777843

>>5777843
What's a gg trip?

>>5777843
imma let u finish but

>>5777836
Manlets only good for pets

>>5777843
Those who left and never came back.

do you think there are more than 100 million men who are attracted to other men in the world?

Why is a large amount of the posters here fit?

And why is at least twenty percent of them on the roids unironically?

>>5777882
>100 million men and you're still alone

>>5777882
>tfw young white men are a minority on this planet

>>5777896
>tfw we can't get each other mpreg to make more white men

is it even true that 1 in every 10 white gay men are hiv+ though

i find this so hard to believe

>>5777888
reversed transgenderism, or drag. instead of wanting to go in one direction with the extreme, they take it to the other.

>>5777911
the old guys and the degenerates (and I mean the ones you look at and see that they are) are responsible for that

>>5777925
I honestly think these crazy statistics come from an underestimation of the gay population

>>5777862
Circe hear that
Become the best trip ever

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>>5777950

You first, retard.
Circe managed to at least finish university and works out regularly, as well as having an actual job.

You wish you were half as together as Circe is, mongoloid.

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>>5777950

</3

>>5777956

I do not approve of people being made to feel bad on my account, cut that out.

>>5777655
There are only two things regarding height that are major turn offs:

>5'6" manlets who try to be alpha power tops
>6'+ guys who try to be qt fems

Be realistic and play to your strengths people... No one wants to be with someone whom they can't even taken seriously for a minute.

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>>5777956
>>5777964

>>5777956
I'm always amazed when people try to use this sort of reasoning.

You know, in Hitler's Germany, the rich Jews were the first to be gassed, then the poor ones. And during those African revolts, it's the rich white people who get raped and shot first, then the poor ones. These people committing genocide hate the ones with jobs and degrees and money and connections most, not the ones that live in gutters and such.

So, when a troll brags about how he's a pedophile who has a job and a billion dollars and 4 sexy girlfriends and 10 lamborghinis...how does that make me like the pedophile more? Assuming I believed any of it, wouldn't I just view him as being even more worthless?

>>5777982
They're just frantic attempts to feel better about themselves. Once they realize that values are completely subjective, they'll see that bragging about going to the gym for example only highlights their insecurities.

>>5777982
But he who dies with the most money wins!

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>>5777956
white knight harder you fucking virgin

I'm 5'11" and fuck like I'm 6'.

i am both

>>5778011
>>5778006
learn to reply new fags

I dunno how I'm a virgin

>>5778003

its not so much that i like circe, more that I dislike irishanon

he is a real piece of shit who literally failed highschool.

>>5777956
You forgot the trip, slutboi
You can be a great trip too, just Fuck off

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>>5778049
cuckin

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>>5778055

I'm not slutboi. I just find you irritating. you have dante-tier levels of selfdelusion, and look even more shit than him

the resemblence is uncanny, donchathink?

>>5778068
Aww bless your poor heart , you can do better, really get me where it hearts c'mon have an original insult , you can do it, I know you can buckaroo

>>5778068
jesus, that is really an unfortunate bodyshape

yikes

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>>5778059
>>5778003

whos whiteknighting who now?

>>5778076

and yet irishanon still shits on people's physiques regularly, hilariously

>>5778075

Quality reply.

>>5778076

Like an albino pear or something

>>5778068
You really need to be delusional as fuck to take a selfie shirtless while looking like that. My 50 yo father has a better body.

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>>5778084
>getting that bent out of shape
lol k

you're probably mad that ugly wide hipped mofo rejected you because you're so ugly too

and you're white knighting fatbois girlfriend like you be trying to guzzle that cum

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>>5778068

For comparison, Dante

>>5778098

lol what
this is Irishanon, isnt it? nobody else could be this buttmad

>>5778084
>shots on people's physique
I actually never said anything worse then something among has said before but whatever bud
>>5778087
Kek
Spot on
>>5778091
People wanted to see me topless, I ain't no bitch, so I did and I never said I liked what I saw

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>>5778102
He looks a little like Aaron Funk tbqh

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>tfw someone gets you to try lactaid and you're trying to think of something to say other than that it tastes like watery semen

>>5778107
i would touch vsnares' ween eons before i would go anywhere near dante

>>5778103
>>5778103

Yeah but... What about dignity?

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>>5778102
you got me senpai, I'm totes muh gotes that wide hipped Irish girl

Now I don't know if I should laugh at you for saving pictures of ugly people to spite them, just because you're so ugly too.

>>5778117

Then whats with the whiteknighting? its the only explanation that makes sense.

well this got catty all of a sudden.

oh wait-

>>5778122
I just like to make fun of people like you.

>>5778068
you look like a syrup bottle

i am pooping right now

i wonder if anal penetration feels as good as this tbqh
pooping is great

>>5778135
it feels even better than pooping anon

when you poop it slides out only once

when you get fucked it slides out thousands of times

>>5778116
People would find things to insult me about , this is easy ammo from them and doesn't hurt me
It's like giving retards bb guns and letting them shoot each, they already wear goggles so where's the harm
>>5778127
You've entered a world between masc and fem, bitches and bottoms, a world known as ... the gaygen

>>5778137
i didn't ask for a tour guide tho.

>>5778142
Too fucking bad, fuckboii

>>5778148
ok. :)

>>5778137

yes, like the fact you failed highschool (making you significantly below average intelligence), the fact you have no career options, the fact you are one of the ugliest people i have ever seen in my life, the fact you are a spineless bigot, the crineworthy stories you post here or just in general everything about you

i get it

>>5778158
I wish I could understand half the words you used so I could be offended

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>hanging out with friends in the dining hall
>one of them takes a small bite out of a banana
>suddenly swallows downs the entire thing in one go with out gagging
>my first thought was how hot that was
Damn I hate sucking dick because of my gag reflex.

>>5778166
Not trying to side with that other guy, but what words are you confused with?
Its all english there m80.

>>5778186
You guys have mastered deadpan
I love gaygen

>>5778178
have a drink or two before you do it, any CNS depressant really. suppresses the gag reflex quite well for the task

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>>5778178

>tfw can only get like 3 inches of my dildo down my throat

how do i learn to deepthroat?

>>5778195
>>5778166

???

What he wrote is fairly straightforward pham

>>5778203
I just love life my friend,
I have a permanent smile now, thanks

>>5778178
>wasted talents

>>5778203
>>5778186

I bet you thought I was just throwing out random insults when I called him retarded, right? Wrong.
the really funny thing is that he wants to be a writer

i am amazing

I LOVE MEN SO FUCKING MUCH

>>5778244

they're ok I guess

>>5778229
>only word over 3 syllables is significantly
>bigot being the hardest word to understand word, I guess if I had to pick one
Yeah my statement was completely earnest and I'm known like George Washington for my ability to never lie

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>>5778251

>"i-i was only pretending!"

>>5778247
are men just objects to satisfy the sexual needs of fags?

>>5778178

practice with a dildo

I use to be like you but now I can take a throat fucking pretty well because I practiced ever time I jacked off plus you can get sprays from sex shops that numb your throat

if you live with your parents or you are too shy/closeted to visit a sex shop then you could got to a pharmacy and get some Tyrozets(or some other lozenge containing Benzocaine) and you should be able to have your throat used like a proper slut

>>5778251
Oops glanced over intelligence , rookie mistake, two words then
>>5778263
Yeah, you said I failed high school (by being sub par mentally) , that I don't have any choice of a job down the line , that I'm ugly as sin , that I'm a cowardly man filled with prejudice and that my stories make be feel uncomfortable or basically everything aspect of me as a being

Did I get it all? It was like decrypting some crazy code, mister
But yeah, I was I'm an imbecile
>inb4 he dun used internet or something to figure out what I said

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>>5778285

d a m a g e c o n t r o l

>>5778290
Kek

Its an irishanon gets btfo out episode.

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>>5778285

Dude...

>>5778302
Yeah I'm getting blown to pieces
Oh it hurts, owwwwwweww
I'm being totally serious guys, STAHP

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>>5778302

these are the comfiest threads desu

does nobody have anything interesting to contribute?

>>5778267

No they're for shallow bouts of intimacy

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>>5778314

Um. I have a cool mathematical proof I'm working on.

I've proved that n^5 in base 10 has the same final digit as n, but doing the same in all the other bases is taking a little longer than I anticipated.

This is the base10 proof.

>>5778302

Always a bit awks desu

>>5778339

that's pretty gay

>>5778339
looks interesting.
math isn't my strong point though,

whats this for? personal enjoyment?

>Drive too work in blizzard
>work is closeds
>Drive to gym in blizzard
>Gym is closed
The fuck people, it's just snow.

>>5778339
>>5778314
Night guys
>>5778351
I'm p sure he gets a stubby from it

>>5778314
>does nobody have anything interesting to contribute?

I like willies in my bum and cummies :3

>>5778351

I like puzzles, and its a chance to work on a skillset I rarely use - modulo arithmetic and bases.

Good practice.

>>5778369
whatever floats your boat i guess.
slightly jelly, i've always wanted to be able to do maths at a high level.

>>5778355
They're all just bitches , fucking lift snow bro

>>5778377

Its not at all high level, it just looks intimidating.

My advice would be to check out A Mathematical Olympiad Primer. Its ideal for people with an interest in more esoteric maths but without much knowledge.

It has some cool problems as well. You can probably find a PDF online for free if you have a look.

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>tfw incline bench of 2 plates for reps now

>>5778411
i may do that.

i'm pretty rusty at it all, some of my calculations i do at uni i can't even begin to say how they work.
i just put numbers into a computer and it does it for me.

thank god for modern technology.

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>>5778415
>tfw thought i lost weight but there was just a sock under my scale

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>>5778415

>tfw physio has banned me from legday
>tfw i get to "bro out" on upper body now until I get my MRI

feels kinda fun desu

>>5778423

Its a really great starter text, I expect it will be well within your abilities.

That said, the problems are brutal. You might want to get a mathematician friend to help with that.

>>5778430
I forgot your spine might not be the best,
Good luck feel good, hope its ok tbvh

>>5778415
>tfw deadlift almost at 4 plate
CAN'T WAIT SENPAI

Irish you have no reason to not lift.

straight guy here
just wondering: are gay guys attracted to men the same way that straight females are?

>>5778458
No.

Do you want a detailed explanation from a bi guy why there's a difference between, from my perspective?

>>5778458

I'm not a straight female so I wouldn't know.

>>5778411

Do you know physics, wanna teach me physics? Because I suck at physics.

>>5778455
>fucked wrists
> bad hip
> little cash
You know, two points of the ima failure meme mate
Do 7 years of training and competitive martial arts and come back without an injury and we'll talk about lifting
Good night

>>5778458
how the fuck would I know?

I'm pretty sure we're more similarly attracted to men the same way straight dudes are attracted to women in that we're both highly visual

>>5778464
yes, definitely

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>>5778458

Not quite

>>5778470

What bits are you struggling at? The fundamentals?

>>5778474

YMCA gyms are free, wristwraps exist, and not every exercise uses the hips

>>5778487
Right, do I need to go into every sustained injury because it'll just be more ammo for the trolls
My jaw now clicks because of a misapplied triangle during a judo match
I'm trying to lose weight and I'm losing weight
>wristwraps exist
And cost money, money I font have to spend on wrist wraps

>>5778487

Yeah, the math itself isn't so hard yet, I'm just really bad at setting up problems.

>>5778487
what was your major? I'm in med school and phamacokinetics has been the bane of my existance.

>>5778513

unless you are doing jaw-related lifts I dont see how that matters

wrist wraps cost £2.50 for a pair and will last forever

losing weight withiut lifting will result in skinnyfatism - its actually more important to lift than ever if youre losing weight

>>5778524

Diagrams are the key to success I reckon. If you can draw a diagram, then you can solve any question pretty much in my experience. Maybe practice making clear and thorough diagrams?

It really cuts down on silly errors like using the wrong +/- sign, misremembered equations, resolving vectors in the wrong direction, measuring the wrong bit of a wave, etc.

I used to have a lot of problems with making multiple silly mistakes, after I got good at diagramming my consistency shot up.

>>5778532

Physics, but I havent even started my undergrad course yet lol.

That said I have already completed the undergrad Mechanics course and some undergrad maths modules in my free time over the last 2 years.

Hows med school? Is it as brutal as people say?

>>5778483
I tend to romanticize a bit, so bear with me.

Chiefly I know that my my guy, boyfriend, or whatever will essentially become my best friend over a period of time, in addition to being my lover. So now I have this dual bond of lover and best friend, a total bro who I can share everything with.

Does a female think like that? I highly doubt it. I've been with both sexes, and I know first hand at least that there's something a little more deep, at least to me with regards to a total and complete bond between two dudes who love each other.

I could probably go on, but I don't really want to anymore

>>5778550

Yeah the diagrams are definitely the key, I just have trouble studying physics, I'm not really a huge math fan. Pure math isn't so troublesome, it's cases like physics where there's more logic involved.

>>5778524
do what scarfboy said
force diagrams everywhere
fucking everywhere

>>5778550
Jesus Christ I forget every one is socially inept on here, having a jaw injury implies I have many, even in places most people don't
Jesus fucking Christ, read between the lines or learn to

>>5778570

Okay, here is me reading between the lines.

1) You work in construction, a physically demanding job. This means you are not a complete invalid, and that you are capable of some physical activity
2) You have only presented excuses as to why you wont work out, none of them wholly convincing.
3) You havent even considered alternate forms of exercise at the gym like treadmills, rowing machines etc.

Conclusion: You could lift, but you don't have the will, and thats all that is holding you back.

>>5778591
you forgot to mention that that faggot could still go swimming. Fucking grandmas with arthritis go swimming for exercise and do fine

>>5778591
Yeah I sling shit over one shoulder and go up and down a ladder for 4 hours (8 on weekends) + I totally want to do that more when I get home instead of passing my fucking exams, priorities
Yeah , my dislocated tailbone that still acts up , a bad knee, bad shoulder, wrists, hip and one of my ribs being outta place (people hit hard yo)
Literally run with my dog for an hour every day at least

>>5778612

if half of that was true you wouldnt be allowed to hold your job

stop exaggerating

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>>5778612

Why cant you swim like the other guy said?

>>5778625
Dude I sling 15kg of slates / copper over my shoulder , it's just tiring from doing it for so long
>>5778635
Sounds childish but fear of drowning from almost drowning, my body locks up and I feel like it going to happen again + get real panicky.
Would I really tell you this if it wasn't true some troll is going to use against me anyhow

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Whats inbetween fem and masc? I want to be that :c

>>5778550
it is pretty brutal, especially your first year. it's just an insane amount of information to absorb. If you've made it that far you can make it through it, but it is daunting. I always said all 4 years of my undergrad weren't even equal to the first year of med.

>>5778652

Why dont you learn to swim so you dont get scared any more?

I have literally never heard this many excuses from one person before, I find the whole thing kind of dubious.

>>5778664
normal young male
you would have to lose weight first though

>tfw terrified of swimming
>Cant swim
>joined the navy

>>5778707
my dad taught me to swim by throwing me into our swimming pool and either letting me sink or swim

>>5778672
Because I lock up, panic and imagine I'm going to drown ? Yeah it's hard to learn past that despite being a strong swimmer before (apparently but I can't remember desu)
Also I've told you my exercise, I just don't use a thread mill.
You can call it whatever you want , I don't consider them excuses more just stories of how each happened, as I said when you do martial arts reaching a world championship level, you get hurt , it's a sad truth
A friend of mine , was going to be playing for Leinster rugby team, he had two previous dislocated knees but hiring the try outs, he torn his acl and he can't play rugby ever again, it's all it takes to be impaired for life

>>5778712
this

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>>5778715

You remind me of someone

>>5778701
I am but its sooo sloooow

>>5778707
Can you doggy paddle at least 50 yards?
Because the basic swim test for the navy during basic training is a cake walk.

You literally stand on a platform, someone pushes you off, and you swim 50 yards to the end, in any combination of stroke or method.

>>5778730
Who?

>>5778712
You schwabs are a dour people

>>5778712
Lucky. I never got that satisfaction. Its just always terrified me for some reason. Not afraid of anything but swimming. I joined on impulse. I have a pool pass but I think ill look stupid and don't learn.


One of those situations in life where you just have to man up. Im not afraid of it but fuck I just have to do it.

>>5778735
Wait is that really it?

I've never been in the deep end im terrified of it but even if I look stupid im sure I can do that.

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>>5778731

Does anyone actually read irishanon's entire post when he writes more than a sentence? I always give up like half way in

>>5778742
no clue wtf a schwab is
but I am rather dour

>>5778731
remember, skinny feels better than food tastes

>>5778759
same, t b h

>>5778747
I told you this last week when you made your blog post you deleted.

And no I'm legit serious. Been there, done that, it's easy.

Just make sure you can tread water and doggy paddle.

Also be prepared to get naked and shower naked with dudes every day for the next two months.

>>5778759
I don't.

I don't girl with pnumonoc drill once it gets too long and chaunceys because he replies like a nigger.

>>5778761
Yeah I know...I appreciate the input and I remember you saying it now. I just have to think forward thanks man. Im gay so i have no issue showing with men.

>>5778778
Yeah bruh.

Trust me it's really easy. I had a lot of fun in basic, just be prepared to do a lot of folding other dudes laundry, marching around all day, and cleaning.

>>5778760
I was 85kg at one point, am like 75 now, wanna be 65 tbqh

>>5778786
Cool im not too worried about anything else besides swimming which is dumb because navy. After boot do you really swim all that much if you don't have a swimming job?

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So gaygen, serious question.

would you ever live in a unfathomably large statue of yourself?

>>5778814
Probably not again.

Unless you picked an aviation rate where you want to become aircrew, then you have swim quals to go to aircrew school and while you're at your command to be fit for flight.

Other certain commands in their screening process like NSW may require a 2nd class swim qual.

And another notable exception would be my case, where I swim all of my PT test just because it's cake.

>>5778832

New thread

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>>5778836

>>5777726
yes, just find someone shorter? maybe?
I'm 5'2 lol