/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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h e l l o r a t o

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whoah

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>>5736585
I don't have any sexy heroes pictures though

will you love and cherish me?

>>5736591
>tfw will never be able to cosplay as power girl

>>5736598
Yo post your gt

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>>5736598
How long did that trip take you to find?

wat

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>>5736606
wtf... i dont wanna
>>5736609
friend gave it to me

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>>5736603
iktf

>>5736610
h'wat

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>>5736448
>>5736448
>>5736448
Moar advice on this pls i-if you w-want.

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>>5736585
I wish I was Supergirl ;~;

>>5736615
go for it anon =]

>>5736626
Not even your crappy ms paint usage can hide your terrible face and bone structure. ayyy

>tfw power girl boobs, but your gf would leave you if you dye your hair blonde

>>5736614
u gettin cheeky lad?

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>>5736634
Your boobs are nice Faye but come on now. You aint no Powergirl.

>>5736613
faye probably could if she went blonde

>>5736638
U avain a giggle der m8?

>tfw your only superpower is a boob window symbolizing the void in the readership's lives

>>5736634
you are so pussy whipped

>>5736652
>hating on boob window
Flat chest detected

>faye totally ripped on me and deleted his post
fuck you too

>>5736627
I probably will. Surgery is spooky tho.

>>5736650
you're such a sort

>>5736659
its important

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>>5736657
I saved it for you

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>>5736663

>>5736665
I can't believe the only people I hang out with are the ones that push me to kill myself. I need better people in my life.

>>5736668
thats not a bad thing!!

>>5736665
that crop gave me autism

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Sup ?

>>5736665
that was actually really mean of Faye to say that

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>>5736675
cropppp

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>>5736657
you call people men too shithead

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>>5736648
I'll need to see this to confirm. Faye go get yourself a Power girl cosplay right now and dye your hair blonde. Do it. Its for the good of everyone.

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>>5736673
O-oh... what is it?
>>5736676
I didn't though. They're just butt hurt i'm not their friend anymore.

>>5736664
Yeah, thanks for the encouragement

>>5736685
for you

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>all those posts last thread
>>5736050
It will be okay, Raifu. I don't bite... unless it's called for.

>>5736677
hey bb
your hair looks better at that length

>>5736670
this >>5736682

You're a piece of shit Kayla and you deserve everything bad and worse that will ever be said to you.

>>5736684
its a slang term for a qt

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>>5736682

>>5736682
that isn't my trip code, and you pass so why would you even lower yourself to be talking to a non passer like me? don't you have cocks to suck and makeup to buy? don't you get to be a girl every day while i lye in anguish and misery?

>>5736684
Why arent you their friend anymore? Is it because you smoked all their weed? But seriously though why.

>tfw didnt get to see the new kayla pic

>>5736700
Shh, it will be ok.

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>tfw no qt bf or gf

>>5736681
She deleted her post so I deleted mine because it didn't make sense

>>5736707
archives dooter

>>5736716
archives are down

>>5736720
isnt the non-loveisover one up?

>>5736720
Not all of them

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>>5736695
Oh, why you gotta be such a sort remy?
>>5736702
I don't like selfish people who give you something and hold it over your head but what really pisses me off is her lack of care for anything but herself. She never could have given two shits how I felt. But why bring the drama here it's over. I'm done with it.

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>>5736713
iktf
also I am stealing your yuko because I identify with her what with being completely stupid and everything goes wrong all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYS5pT2Iuuo
selamat pagi lain-chan!~

>>5736726
dunno dude you tell me :^)

>>5736726
those things arent true

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>>5736728
Is it cause you likke meee
>>5736729
kek you can't tell me that because i've experienced it all first hand.

ok so the night before yesterday i passed out and missed my estradiol dose
the morning after this i doubled up on it idky
but my nuts hurt

wassup?

>>5736738
ur not supposed to double up on meds

ull be fine

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>>5736696
>removing trip to bully
Disgusting.

>>5736727
Oki~
You're probably not stupid just depressed as fuck.

>>5736715
You drop trip to insult me all the time because you pass and live the life of fun and happiness and I don't and you love to rub it in because you are an empty fuck inside. You forgot to drop your trip that time and for once people got to see the real ugly you.

>>5736738
Double dosing won't help, steady levels are what you need to aim for

>>5736726
Ah I get you. Its not surprising to learn that yume is all about looking out for #1. I mean its kinda obvious. Though thats the case with at least 90% of trans girls

>>5736748
but levels arent steady in cis people
and it wont hurt her to "catch up"

>>5736745
>posting all these times I've thrown shade
>implying I drop trip
Pls, sometimes I'm just in a mood

>>5736733
try looking at things from other perspectives

yours, theirs, and the neutral

>>5736733
ok u got me

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>>5736749
That's not the real reason at all but I have no reason to air my dirty laundry in public, believe what you wish anon~

>>5736755
Bitchy Faye is best and sexiest Faye.

>>5736738
Messing with doses isn't going to do much long term but it will imbalance stuff a bit.
Forgetting one day isn't going to kill you either. But if you do it constantly maybe consider injectibles?

>>5736760
Alright I will.

>>5736754
Massive spikes increase sex binding globulin and lower the receptors sensitivity to estrogen, one spike doesn't hurt, but yah you kind of want to not have those things happen if testosterone is also opposing your development

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>>5736757
Drop it. There's no reason to cause drama about this here. Like Mado said, it's over and neither of us give a shit.

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>>5736613
Is it possible to stretch your tongue? I want a tongue like this.

>>5736775
well you clearly do :^)

>>5736749
>90% of girls
Ftfy

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>>5736776
I believe its a weird cosmetic surgery, not sure if there are any natural ways though.
>>5736777
Just don't see a reason to cause drama about it as anon, it's dumb is all.

https://clyp.it/qlz2svve

kill me pls

>>5736755
oh and everyone lets you be in your "mood" because you pass and are full time, yet when I get in a mood I am made out to be not trans and just some creep, nice double standard. You get free tit job and ffs and suddenly everyone treats you like the fucking messiah.

>>5736775
sorry

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>>5736776
Don't you just have to get some surgery stuff for a tongue like that?
Like cut something off and it just works mang.

>>5736772
yeah but if she was taking 20mg a week as one dose or whatever then it would be cause for concern, if its just an extra 2mg dose or whatever it is every time she forgets then its no biggie

>>5736785
>complaining about all this arbitrary shit
who cares

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>>5736785
are you asking about ur voice?

cus it passes

>>5736772
ty mom i was really worried

>>5736785
>oh life is so hard because my voice passes and I get to live like an ordinary american female oh woe is me woe is me give me attention
fucking passers wont stop their nonsense reeeeeeeeeee

>>5736798
COMMON

>>5736789
https://clyp.it/phbcwlvk

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>>5736749
It's more like you better being looking out for her or gtfo.
>>5736757
>Kill yourself Noun will never love you kill yourself
Not in a million years would I say something like that to her. Yeah I was being an asshole but so was she. That just ticked me off p bad when she said that I was just done.
>>5736758
Ha you're such a cute! Why don't you come to portland so we can party or sumthin!! cause you can do that right? Drop your life and do whatever you want? cause you like rich or somethin

last post for a while senpai, remy you need to add me on something

>>5736806
post voice cuck

>>5736806
your voice passes too dipshit

>>5736810
no, its because I don't pass in any way regardless of how hard I work at it

>>5736814
ok homie we'll work something out

>>5736818
maybe as a phone sex operator that is way too over the top

>>5736818
no it don't
my best voice sounds like a gay man meanwhile everyone else sounds like perfect cis women

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>tfw gross voice

>>5736829
lmfao i would kill to have something remotely close to your voice

>>5736832
https://clyp.it/zersczzm

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>All this Nichijou

>>5736827
its not over the top at all, I have a friend who sounds exactly like her except for an Australian accent

>>5736810
it wont be long before this little pyramid of groupies that yume has built up for herself will collapse on itself. it is inevitable. you merely were the first one to fall.

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>>5736842
nichijou is under rated

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>>5736840
Speaking english is too spooky and I sound like a boy.

>lay down because depressed tranny feels
>they only get worse
When does it end, /mtfg/?

Also, how to get courage to use girl voice on humans instead of cats?

>>5736849
meant for >>5736814

>>5736849
https://clyp.it/d0pr5ogl

>>5736853
use ur voice in online games and see how people react

what do ya have to lose?

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>>5736853
imagine everyone as a cat

>>5736860
have you lost your mind? humans arent cats

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>tfw someone might actually sublease my apartment room
>tfw it would save me $1500 that I really don't want to waste on an apartment in the middle of the ghetto
please jesus let this work out, I really need to save my money, they'd better not deny my subleaser for some bullshit reason like they did last time

>>5736849

https://clyp.it/ewabrl0v

>>5736857
Oh yeah you only need a $4,000 computer and a $500 dollar set of gaming headphones to use online games

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>try to raise voice a little
>it just sounds false and breathy
welp, time to detransition

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>>5736865
fuck off retard

>>5736849
>>5736855
>>5736855
many keks were had

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>tfw you will never have a good voice so you can talk to your friends

Truly the worst feel, I really miss having real friends too.

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EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY
>>5736865
>>5736865
>>5736865

life is suffering

why must everything be hard

>>5736873
be a mute and write things on a pen and paper or your phone

also be planning on killing your friends secretly

>>5736873
>>5736840
>https://clyp.it/zersczzm

>>5736692
lmao nope

>>5736876
this is a post i can get behind

>>5736857
>multiplayer games
Pls
>>5736860
This sounds like a much more feasible plan.
>>5736865
$4000 is a bit steep, $1000 is more than enough for a half decent PC, you know.

>everyone's voice passes
https://clyp.it/3o3e4faz

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>>5736877
I am mute atm, use my voice like twice a month.
Use gril practice voice more than my male one I guess but it still sounds boy.

>>5736878
Yes yes ;-;
Takes so long though and all I want to do is just talk to my friends mang

I can't get anything out of /mtfg/ not even friends, it isn't even funny or cathartic, I might as well become a heroin addicted crackwhore

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>>5736883
>$1000 is more than enough for a half decent PC, you know
oh wow gee wiz only $1000? well let me go to the Donald duck vault and get my bucket to scoop up some gold coins, oh wait, I live in the real world and in the real world money goes only to bills and the land lord.

>>5736888
https://clyp.it/t2us20yi

>>5736893
https://clyp.it/tt4iudku

>>5736896
you pay nothing
you live rent free with mommy

>>5736896
>oh wait, I live in the real world and in the real world money goes only to bills and the land lord.
Trip off if you're going to lie.
How much were your bikes?

>>5736897
My voice is the worst here, you want to know why?

https://clyp.it/krwgoftu

>>5736857
what if they don't react?...

I want to get blown by a transsexual and cum in his mouth as he is closing his eyes and whimpering like a girl in his fake voice.

>>5736896
Christ you're insufferable
you're quite honestly the worst person I've met on 4chan, and that includes the dude who decapitated his dog and posted it's head on /an/

>>5736896
You live with your mom you fucking retard.

>>5736908
https://clyp.it/ogcelmjk

>>5736912
HEy Olivia =]

>>5736896
https://clyp.it/geacmmhv

>>5736888
>how do I become the little girl
https://clyp.it/crqc2o21

>>5736913
>I want to get blown by a transsexual and cum in his mouth
ftmgen is over there >>5717963

>>5736908
Hooow the fuck is faye this manly

>>5736913

FTMG is this way >>5717963

>>5736907
>How much were your bikes?
I got the bikes because I earned them though seasons on the pro circuit, starting to think quitting my man life was the worst decision ever in the history of time since transition isn't at all magical like people told me it was

>>5736930
Because you're not trans and you got dysphoria after you stopped being a man lol

>>5736849
>implying any of this is news
>implying yume didn't have a reputation for screwing people over, chasing, drug addiction, and tranny harems
>implying you weren't all already warned that yume actually has HIV and schizophrenia
>anyone being this new

>>5736925
she takes hrt and doesnt try because she is too afraid of her girlfriend leaving her who is a lesbian who gaslights her

>>5736936
no, I just never got cute like everyone else here so people treat me like shit, if I was passable I wouldn't be complaining.

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>>5736930
Nice non-answer, but I'll bite. I own a $2000 PC because I earned money by working a full time job, all while paying rent and feeding myself.

>>5736941
Passable is different from being cute and if you were trans you would be happy with being ugly but passable.

>>5736943
>I earned money
oh gosh golly did mommy and daddy pay for your degree so you could get that high paying job in the first place?

>>5736940
She's not wrong

kayla put your tranny superpowers to work and build yourself a pc
http://www.logicalincrements.com/

>>5736949
>you would be happy with being ugly but passable
no girl is happy with being ugly but at least they don't get called man by everyone

>>5736925
she's like Kayla and a few other trips that only take only do trans secretly at home to post pictures online, after a while doing this trans thing you can pick them out from how they manipulate their pics

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>go out for dinner with best friend who has gf
>at sushi bar
>end up talking for like an hour and a half
>both having a good time
>waitress comes over
>"sorry I have to ask this, but single check, right?"
>best friend
>"Nope, double"
>tfw

>>5736958
You are a confused autistic man.

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>>5736950
Nope, I paid for it myself after 2 years.

>tfw 50% of all pokemon
progress yo

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>>5736966
https://clyp.it/va2sgaje

>>5736973

>>5736966
are you surprised people don't give you food for free ?
I'm confused

>>5736967
no, I know what I am, I just don't have the liquid capital to make it a realization

>>5736986
You are another chris-chan.

>>5736986
you don't need money to transition
git gud

>>5736949
>it's ok to be ugly

>>5736973
>playing a child's game

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>>5736962
>Faye never goes out in girl mode

I can't go out as not trans tbhon

>>5736985
no I'm sad cause she thought we were dating but we're not :c

>>5736983
>speech_impediment.mp3

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I didn't realize HRT was so expensive, fugg.
So much for starting before I move out.

>>5736993
>you don't need money to transition

how does one even get hormones then?

>>5736993
you do if you want srs or need ffs

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>start linux from scratch for the third time
>a huge flaw I can't solve
>decide to check my symbolic links
>the link to my tools directory is fuck
>seriously
>everything on the tool chain is compiling fine now.

>>5736986
what now kayla?

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>>5736949
>tfw you are an ugly man

>>5736962
who else does it?

>>5737003
you don't need srs to pass eliot.

>>5737005
https://clyp.it/c0rnka0k

>>5736996
>not playing pokemon with gf and fight out who gets to be the pillow princess
do you even live ?
>>5736998
ah I see :/
>>5737001
healthcare
>>5737003
well not all people want srs (especially if they parade their penis around on /b/ )
and ffs isn't needed imo

>>5736997
pics like these, you can always tell them apart from the other trans

>>5737014
So free healthcare?

>>5737014
That's some next level autism

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>>5737012
I am a cismale, I just take hormones and wear girl clothes sometimes.


I don't look anything like a girl desu so I am fine.

picture related

>>5736997

Post face

>>5736999

Do you live in a Liberal coastal state? or heck, any of the liberal european countries? As long as you have insurance they cover it free of charge.

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>>5737007

>>5737022
If you were my boy, I'd give you a buzz cut

>>5737010
not kayla
and notice I said
>if you want srs
as in, if you are dysphoric about having a cock and balls
srs costs money

>>5737025
bernie a shit

>>5737017
or as part of a jawb
>>5737021
so ?

>>5737014
>ffs isn't needed imo
yeah but you look like slim shady

>transitioning to be pretty
literally autistic

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>>5737026
>tfw you will never feel that bristle brush feeling after you get a buzz cut again

;-;

I guess if I don't shave my legs for a few days, but I still miss that feel.

>>5737031
rightly so

https://clyp.it/fbku1kwv

>>5737028
But you are not dysphoric about your junk eliot.

>>5737015
Wait, because I'm in a girls bathroom and don't want to take pics in the mirror? you sound like Any other male who makes vague generalities to attack women on the intenet desu senpai.

>>5736998
https://clyp.it/igmpgda0

>>5737034
does it count if the feeling was there at an early age?

>>5737033
and yet I pass and I'm happy with my looks
must be hard for you

>>5737032
Are you a little too old for Pokemon?

>>5737035
Why not get one now :^)

>>5737042
post your voice Laly =]

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>>5737014
Some of us need FFS to have any hope of ever passing.
>>5737008
I don't even have a girl mode desu. I guess I am? I mostly post pics of me in man mode desu.

>>5737037
https://clyp.it/wwtwytl3

>>5737042
>pass
>happy looking like marshal
My sides

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>>5737044
My mother would kill me and I would get dysphoric.

>>5737038
again, not kayla and I think she might be because of how much she attacks people who have had srs but she parades miss cock around too often so idk

and I am dysphoric about my junk

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>>5737034
>transitioning to be pretty
is different from
>transitioning and putting effort into your appearance

>>5737035
>tfw seeing people I know continuing to support bernie after I explain why his shit's fucked

>>5737044
even if, does it matter ?

>>5737041
>https://clyp.it/igmpgda0
you need a speech therapist to fix yo lisp. There are few times I would recommend a speech therapist over doing it yourself, and this is one of them.

>>5737047
just go to the archive
>>5737049
I disagree
>>5737051
k ?

I spent all afternoon and evening with my best friend
We watched Event Horizon and YouTube videos and talked about life
He made me give him a more modest hug and not squish my boobs on him but he patted my head and said I was good

>>5737058
I'm on a list for it and get to meet a speech therapist at a group meeting, he might be able to help. I did get a card for a speech therapist last year but didn't bother for reasons.

>>5737062
Sheen needs FFS

>>5737037
https://clyp.it/mv5zbv5q

>>5737037
you sound the most cis of anyone here retard

>>5737074
ahhhh i can't even p-pls

>tfw you aren't being spitroasted rn

>watching new bbc documentry about the story of china

God do I love micheal wood while building my gnu + linux toolchain

brb I am going to put on a skirt and thigh high striped socks.

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>>5737074
Your male voice is hot.

>>5737023
I live in Ontario, and medication is not covered by CHIP. I really need to do this in secret anyways, I need to come out to my parents at a time when I'm employed, living alone, and able to pass.

They already are disappointed in me because I don't work and stay in my room all day (even though I'm 20), I just can't break their hearts and make them think I'm mentally deranged too.

I need another two years tops before I can move out, shit. I don't want to start HRT any later though, 11 years of repressing it and I finally have the will to start. If I wait I might lose it, but if I do 4 months now and then go broke it will just be a waste of money.

>>5737087
this
pls talk dirty to us

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>>5737085
They better be rainbows.

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>>5737090
I want faye to tell me i'm pretty in boy voice.

>>5737074
wow, if I didn't hate you I would have sex with your voice

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>>5737037
>people unironically believe this

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>>5737098
Eliot please buy a gun and shoot yourself my man.

>>5737098
I want to clone faye and disable the tranny gene and sell faye clones as perfect boyfriends and spend the money I make on making us all cis

>>5737099
>jealous bitter hon.jpg

>>5737074
damn bro

>>5737074

Is that your bf?

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>>5737108
>I'm a jealous bitter hon for not getting angry when passers post in /mtfg/
what

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>>5737062
Listen I am one of those that needs FFS to have a chance. Even then it's not likely.

>>5737074
faye can you make a clyp saying
>you will never stick your man penis in maddie's woman mouth
in ur guy voice PLEEEASE

post guy voices
https://clyp.it/feizgxy5

>>5737120

AYY
GEE
PEE

>>5737120
maddie post your voice.

>>5737118
I doubt it but you do you bubba

>>5737123
You are a confused faggot though.

>>5737123
lol

>>5737115
hello
rato

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>>5737095
No, they are not rainbows, but I did get them from sock dreams when I was visiting portland. That is right I not only bought them from sock dreams, but I went to the tiny little house and bought them in person.

>>5737126
https://clyp.it/hawbevna

>>5737120
So bad
https://clyp.it/ta02rk5s

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>>5737107
>tfw good looking but too masculine to ever pass
>tall
>used to be complimented for my voice a lot by female classmates in highschool
god why can't i just take pills to delete my dysphoria and be a handsome bf who understands what his trans girl gf feels like

>>5737140
hahahaha jc thank you

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>>5737136
>tfw ywn complete the tranny hajj and go to Sock Dreams in person

>>5737120
I have a deep voice that sounds similar to Faye's, I almost recorded a clip of me asking Maddie if she wants to take my big cock in her mouth but I had to stop because I used to really like a girl named Maddy in highschool and I got too nervous and now I'm blushing like crazy.

Miss her.

>>5737097
And one more
https://clyp.it/zke0oumz

>>5737138
whoa
Try this real quick https://clyp.it/2shaacau

>>5737123
no-one wants to hear a brit

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>>5737070
I dont think I do, I need to lose a lot of weight first and confirm what I do need, its probably a lot worse than I think

I think my jaw might be fine, my chin is a little bit long but its shape is similar to my sisters
my brow is heavy and my philtrum is long
those two I need to get done but I doubt I'll ever afford it
I also want to get a lower blepharoplasty so I stop looking like emperor palpatine

my hair is abysmal
the hairline isnt just the bad part, I've also got a bald spot on the crown

>>5737163
kekkk ur sisters must be ugly as fuck haha

>>5737150
>you will never hear anyone whisper this in your ear

I'm actually sad rn

>>5737151
https://clyp.it/d340cv0i
i hate using my voice and go out of my way to avoid it when i can. ur voice is super good tho

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s09iCJMtVFMl

>>5737173
fuck off

>>5737172
I feel like this sounds a lot better than the last clip, does this not sound a lot better than the last clip?

>>5737173
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09iCJMtVFMl
https://clyp.it/4mogpofu

Paid about $7000 on student loan interest alone... Interest. Fuck my shit up senpai

>>5737181
You sound autistic.

>>5737180
>>5737172
It's amazingly better

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>>5737173
Back to /kfg/

>>5737172
sounds way better, work on it

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Should I fake my death /mtfg/? I didn't even know I had life insurance

>>5737194
>dont have manly features
debatable

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>>5737210
Make me your only benefactor, and then literally die. I'll collect the money and then you can come live with me.

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>>5737182
>tfw started having to pay student loans because I'm not in school anymore
>didnt even graduate
>going to have to pay it all bit by bit on min wage
thanks uni

jebbush.com

>>5737182
Wow I bet your parents PAID someone to give you a loan which you have to pay back on your own

Fucking rich bitch

>>5737224
wait what, is that magic?

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>>5737224
Months late but still funny.

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>>5737224
JEB BUSH ON SUICIDE WATCH

make fun of my trucker voice mtfg

https://clyp.it/xabwls2h


I am nearly done making the tool chain. I am at sed atm

>>5737239
>https://clyp.it/besg0w5r
https://clyp.it/ziwlcjsl

>>5737239
>wearing a vertical striped shirt
>everyone else is plain white/black
>stripes don't even make him look thinner
haha your cousin really needs some help, he is just not working it lol

>>5737251
>your cousin

>>5737241
Post girl voice

>>5737242
valley girl voice tho

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>>5737218
Never trust cats

Shit, I'm back after 4 days and decide to trip... Everyone is using voices.
Mine passes as well as my face
*nopes, 360, walks away*

>>5737266
I am from the valley though. that is just my accent lol.


I am moving soon and I guess i will have to pick up that new accent.

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>>5737272
around cats never relax

>>5737276
so you are moving to arizona?

>>5737258
Nah

I'm a waste of space and life

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What should I eat today?

>>5737285
>t. every transperson ever

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>>5737281
Maybe I should know within a few days. I already started talking to my cousin about it. Maybe I should look into seattle and portland too though.
hummmmmm Portland is pretty risky to move to since I don't have a job set in stone, but I kind of want to take the risk. I guess I should ask my friends up there.

>>5737285
posting about it isnt making you any less of a waste of space, you fat fucking gargoyle

>>5737294
I have to go out in grill mode to the clinic tomorrow, want to go?

>>5737282
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kzzC5YoMTrY

>>5737298
where is it at and what time?

>>5737290
but for me its true

>>5737295
do you live in Australia?
you can come kill me if you do

>>5737319
no

killing you wouldnt be worth the plane ticket

i dont know what to do.

im not even out to anybody yet. how the hell does this process work.

all ive gotten anywhere else is just that you tell someone and suddenly you are magically on hormones and passing and bullshit like that.

I want to coddle a transsexual when he is feeling down for not looking like a girl and give him a kiss to make his feelings better on his stubbly cheek.

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>>5737322
thats true
I wish we had guns
it would be easy then

>>5737307
train station at 7:45, it would be till 1:00

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Finally I finished the tool chain.

picture related, it is in a shitty file manger designed for gui stuff, but I feel /mtfg/ would like it more than a ls -l command line output.


bawahahahahahaha I am going to go code in emacs now.

>>5737324
Depends where you live

>>5737329
Guns are easy to get desu

>>5737329
you have ammonia and bleach dont you

you have ropes

you have knifes

and you have buildings

so if you really wanted to kill yourself you have options

>>5737333
but where is it at?

Don't use guns to kill yourself or regressives will use your death as a reason to out law guns.


Try bleach and pinesol

>>5737339
i live in idaho. still at home, going to college in august.

>>5737328
>>ftmg

>>5737339
not in Australia

>>5737347
I am too much of a pussy though, with a gun its quick
I'm sure I'll probably end up drinking a bottle of bleach and slitting my wrists because I've tied a noose several times and I just cant do it

>tfw when kayla has a more passable voice than you

How the fuck did you do it?

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I kinda want to get my hair cut

>>5737371
god you are depressingly pussy whipped
you might as well just detransition

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>>5737348
>but where is it at
under the LA sky scrapers

>>5737369
Her voice passed before I started transition

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>>5737356
I am begging you, please don't use a firearm. You don't know the negative consequences of your actions if you use a gun.

try bleach and pinesol \
nitrogen gas and an exit bag \
an overdose on nbomes \
go speeding at over 100mph to be safe and slam directly into a wall, the gforce will rip a part your organs.


>>5737374
let me see after i wash the dishes.

be back in like 30min

>>5737379
why are you encouraging sheen to kill herself?

>>5737356
>probably
you're not going to do it

you should walk along a bridge, and when you get that impulsive urge in the back of your head, telling you to jump, just do it

give in

do something right for once in your miserable fucking life

>>5737388
fuck off

>>5737356
sheen don't do it

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>>5737373
But I could stop looking gross

>>5737379
melly
I dont live in america
even if I could get a gun here in Australia
some fucked up tranny shooting himself isn't going to affect your gun rights
people have been blowing their brains out for decades
calm down

>>5737388
I have the impulse right now to jam my mora in between my ulna and radius
its just going to take some work to work up to it
>do something right for once in your miserable fucking life
I will screw up and permanently disable myself and then I'll be put in a home under heavy sedation

suicide is dumb.

at least misery is something. purgatory is worse than any hell.

find something you enjoy, literally any little thing, and immerse yourself in it.

>>5737386
No, sheen shouldn't kill herself, but if she does I am begging her not to use a fire arm because such an action will lead to evil leftist trying to take a way fire arms from lawfully good people.

>>5737397
yeah but why take the chance. I hear you can still get a .357 revolver in aus so I should encourage you not to get a fire arm. Also libtards use global statics in their evil campaign to out law a natural right.

>>5737409
you're enabling it with your language though, by giving her alternatives you're telling her it's something acceptable

>>5737397
I guess you shouldnt try killing yourself then

better to be a waste of space than someone who fucked up so bad that someone else needs to physically take care of them the same way one would a child

at least you can eat and shit on your own

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lewd pictures and/or videos wanted by

edie
ufufu
abby
rawr
elfginger

thank you but no thank you to others

What's an ordinary starting dosage on injections? Low-end would be best.

>>5737458
.5ml every two weeks, too bad injections are shit tier

>>5737464
> Too bad injections are shit-tier.

I don't fucking understand. Half of you say injections are the second coming of christ and the best option, and the other half of you say that injections are awful and the worst option.

Just make up your bloody minds.

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Can we post fashion?

>>5737487
Can I gouge out my eyes yet?

>>5737483
I followed the lies too and it turns out injections make your levels go all over the place. I gave myself shots for 5 fucking months, trust me its no better than pills.