/mtfg/ - Pizzagirl General

Omg I want pizza

My bf is going to kill me when I suggest we have pizza again. :(

>>5689967
I fingered my vag during my teens tho ?
>>5689966
hiho :)
>>5689961
lmao oki ^-^

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>>5689971
Pizza wants you too

>>5689971
>My bf

Is your bf cute or are you dating a ugly chaser since that was your only option?

>>5689971
Have some broccoli. Don't be fat.

>>5689964
Guys will fuck ugly chicks
But yea idk I'm just joking mostly. They might just be supportive.
>>5689976
>during my teens
This kills the oddish

>>5689973
your body will get used to it
you could use restoring shampoos and conditioners, mane n' tail is really good

>>5689976
like early teens, when girls become more sexually interested in boys and mature faster for being emotional and empathetic

*brapppppppppppppt*

teehee

>>5689979
He's cute and successful.

>>5689980
You can eat pizza and not be fat as long as you don't go over your caloric needs, Anon~

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BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB

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>>5689989
hi

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who was that?

guys I woke up this morning and I have a vagina? I masturbated a few times but now I'm kinda wanting to go back

Does anyone know which God to summon to bring back my WILLY?

>>5689990
>He's cute and successful.

Pics of you two?

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>>5689964
If you don't want to confuse people then maybe stop dressing up and pretending that you pass as a boy, because you clearly don't.

>>5690004
ME

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>>5690005
Loki.

>>5689992
where did you find me pre-HRT photo

>>5689980
broccoli goes well on a pizza with shrimp and salmon and spinach

>>5690013
I don't believe in the norse gods sorry. I'm already making a tribute to Tengri so I expect to have my girlwilly back within the week

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>>5690005
Get th fuck out

>>5690022
I can have Tengri transfer the fanny over to you if you'd like, it says I'm allowed to do that I'm my guidebook.

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>>5690009
But my voice is still gross ;-;

>>5690025
If you give me a vagina I'll give you whatever you want

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who else /handsome/ here

>>5690028
Will you be my sex kitten?

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>>5690033
Me.

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>>5690013
Given Lokis propensity for making willies disappear, I'd just assume summon Thor or something.

>>5690034
A N Y T H I N G

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How can we finally eliminate the AGP/transdyke cancer plaguing the trans community?

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>tfw gf picks up mew give away for me
>tfw we play nothing but pokemon now

>>5689987
fair enough
idk what that has to do with sexual orientation or fingers tho
>>5689982
but oddish my the best pokemon
btw thank you for the recommendation
new 3ds xl is awesome :o
dem 3d pokemon fights

>>5689990
I always eat too much pizza though :(
Must stay away and live amongst the veggies.

>>5690042
well if you had a vag all your life you'd understand

>>5690033
not me, i look like a natural womyn

>>5690040
we must choke them to death with our bear hands

>>5690039
dude u were just replying to me while i was sitting on the toilet

how crazy is that xD??? ur sooo gross dude hahahaaa

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>>5690027
You're working on that. In the meantime you'd do well to quit trying to delude yourself into thinking you pass as masculine. The world has spoken, and it thinks your boymode is shit.

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>tfw new bf is over at my house for the first time
>tfw had to leave him locked out for 30 minutes while I cleaned up all my spilled mone pills and Jeb! turtles
>tfw he's mad when he comes in because he had to wait
>tfw he doesn't believe my cover story that i had that hot new death grips beat playing so loud that i didn't know he was there
>probably because he would be able to hear if i was and i obviously wasn't
>i texted him every minute to tell him to wait too and called him three times to tell him to wait fuck why did i say i didn't know
>we sit down, he's finally feeling better
>he said he wanted to come over for netflix and i thought that meant sex but now he's asking me to get netflix on
>i don't have netflix omg
>we sit there on opposite ends of the couch quietly for 10 minutes and i can see he's clearly bored
>i decide to show him something i've been practicing for a month
>i get on the coffee table in front of him on all fours and stick my butt up towards him
>i start letting out my feminine fart styles that i've been practicing
>tfw my panies were wedged up title so the farts were bubbling and tickling my girlballs
>he just gets up and yells what the fuck
>i start crying but i can't stop feminine farting
>my arms go weak and i slip on the table, falling off and hitting my head on the floor
>i blacked out and when i woke up the next morning he wasn't still there
it's not fair

>>5690055
good post

>>5690040
We decided earlier the agp thing is a dumb idea. Pretty sure everyone using the term at this point is cancerous trash. Just sayin...
>>5690042
Ya I'm glad you like it i told you 3ds was great
>>5690052
Dont meme with me, kid. I was on the toilet too.

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>>5690055

things that never happened (You)

>>5690049
idk just showed my gf the post and she is as confused as I am, quote "does this tranny think vaginas give you some special deeper understanding ?"

>>5690061
dude does that mean we were mean to be?

oddish from here on our were loo gals now and forever

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>dad forced me to go back to college
>not ready for it
>im already failing
>skipping today because depression
>if I flunk I have to pay back every dime I owe him
Someone please kill me

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Has anyone else had shitty luck buying used cars? I got excited to look at a nice truck that was too good to be true, and it ended up needing $2000 in work.

>>5690006
No he has a wide circle of friends and I'm sure there's at least a few people we know that visit 4chan. I wouldn't want to out myself as trans and let people know he's dating a tranny. His friends/family don't seem like the type that would be very receptive. >_<

It's kinda scary because I feel like if anyone knew I was trans we'd be over just from pressure from his friends/family. :(

>>5690073

Does he play with your penis during sex or did you get SRS?

>>5690061
it's amazing :3
can't stop playing tbqh

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>Have tranny gf
>She's a nice tranny
>Have people over
>She jumps on their lap
>Sticks her ass in their faces
What do?

I tried locking her up but she meows. I might have to get rid of her. This behavior is not acceptable.

>creepy guys staring at me on the bus
Plz go

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trying some slightly lighter makeup today and overdrawing my lips a bit like edie suggested. idk how big i can make them without looking like an idiot. this took about 40 minutes.
>primer
>foundation
>setting powder
>brows
>undereye color corrector and concealer
>mascara
>lip liner+liquid lipstick
>blush
>finishing spray
my hair is fucked because i ran out of dry shampoo but w/e

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I really want to lay on my tummy after getting fucked hard, and have my bf take pictures of my butte holl as it seeps with cum. I want him to post those pictures on Reddit and get upboats for bragging about how I'm his toy and nobody else's.

First I need a bf desu.

>>5690090
-downvotes u-

>>5690084
Why are you dating your cat?
How is your cat trans?
How does she not hit light speed running from strangers?

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>>5690053
My boymode isn't that bad though! I think the glasses really do it.

>>5689927
>that's like saying "put a needle in your leg, it'll feel good trust me, just do it till you are used to it"
>not enjoying needle play
:3c

>>5690094
It is a silly cat. But I have no quarrel with it.

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why are transgirls so good at shitposting familé?

>>5690079
Neither! It gets left out of sex for the and I plan on getting SRS.

>>5690089

sorry but cover your forehead. your forehead looks really masculine

>>5690102
Because half of them are autistic

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>>5690061
>agp thing is a dumb idea
The relevant medical literature tells me that disbelief in AGP is a symptom of AGP. Why should AGP be trusted to alter their own definition? Just typical "I'm IT therefore I'm a super genius" arrogance, and shying away from the not so nice truth of things.

>>5690055
Now this is content!!
>>5690069
I dont even KNOW you
>>5690071
You gotta know cars. My mom peer pressured me into buying my first car. It was bad
>2000 jetta
>she does the test drive
>i dont even get to fucking drive it before i buy it
>Its not a hot day out so we dont eve try to use the a/c
>big surprise: it doesnt work
>transmission has problems and the front axel has a hole in it
>tons of electric problems that are a headache because muh german wiring
>she tells me not to haggle and just offer the sticker price
>i paid 5000 for a car i could have whittled to 2 at the most.
I browse the fuck out of /o/ now and i know what to look for and what things are worth because FUCK that shit
>>5690102
Its in our shitty sugar pills blood

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>>5690102
bitterness probably, its why fat people are good at telling jokes

>>5690055
kayla's fanfic of the year

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>>5690093
Just become my girl bf you fucking sëxy, you'll get so much karma.

>forgot to take meds before leaving house
>won't be back for 10 hours
FUCK

>>5690118
hey man if i wasnt a fat lazy slob i'd give you gold for this post......

edit: GOLD FOR MYSELF?? THANKS GUYS

edit x2: GOLD AGAIN??? wow guys i just... i cant believe it thank you so much it means so much

edit 3x: FRONT PAGE?????? wow guys................... it really means so much thanks everyone

- User has received Reddit Gold for this post

>>5690110
Yeah, this pretty much what was wrong with the truck. It seems like almost all used cars dont hace ac.
>she tells me not to haggle

I always haggle, but sometimes fuckers dont budge.

>>5690109
You misunderstand. Agp exists, but its prevalent in cis women and who gives a shit? Guys get off to fucking things with their dick, why shouldnt girls get off to getting fucked in their clot?
>>5690120
This is why mine are always on my person.

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if ur not agp i think ur doing the whole trans thing wrong desu......... o.O?

>>5690095
You get gendered female on soc in your guy glasses, strangers give you funny looks, your dad is giving you shit about hormone levels, and medical technicians with no access to your diagnosis info are asking your gender when they do tests because there's so much conflicting info on your file vs your appearance.

I can't say anything about your girlmode, but it's obvious that your boymode completely sucks. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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>>5690135
>Agp is prevalent in cis women
shit AGPs say #827

>>5690147
*record scratch*

Hold on, freeze that frame

*bzbzbzbzbzp*

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>>5690130
Please just be my girl bf, I don't care if you farto. PLEASE.

>responding to AGP bait

>>5690130
I dont fucking get reddit. Why do these people need to announce their edits? Who gives a shit if you edited your post? And the whole like...crowdspeak thing...people i know regard reddit as this big important website and it is literally a m'lady stye.
>>5690134
You should always try to haggle.
>>5690150
Wow this is shitposting

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>>5690104
Her forehead is fine

>>5690150
I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation? Well, to tell you that we need to go back to where it all began.
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive plays*

>>5690138
this desu, why the fuck would you transition if it didnt turn you on

>>5690151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DutOqDsuSS

>>5690160
wait a minute hold it, *record scratch*

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WHO THE HECK

>>5690159
Ooops i meant to tag this post >>5690105

>>5690156
>Who gives a shit if you edited your post?
The people reading the post?

how can I reduce my muscles?

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>>5690174
>>5690168
>>5690164
>>5690163
>>5690160
>>5690149
>>5690147
me

>>5690180
hol' up hol' up
so you sayin
wait hol up look man
hol up
*smacks steals*
so you sayin'
we sum finna kinda
hol up
so you sayin im sum kinda gender dysphoria or sum shied???

>>5690174
They dont need to be informed about the typo you fixed. That shit is obnoxious. Whatever. Seriously fuck redditors they all breath from their mouth.
>>5690179
Hrt.

>>5690187
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na let me axe u a questin

where a nigga sposed to get some A PLUS PUSSY round here???????????????

>>5690187
Shut the fuck up Kyle.

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>>5690179
Stop eating cum, slutte.

>>5690194
I'm still pre- and I really have a lot of muscle mass that I'm worried about

LITERALLY all the posts i just made were while i was on the

*record stratch*
*freeze frame*

toilet LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i bet u guys all feel dum now lmfao

edit: grammer

>>5690187
SMACKS LIPS
HOL' UP
HOOOL' UP
SPITS
YU WHITE BOIS THINK YU SMART?
LEMME HOLLA AT YU
LOOK AT DIS MOTHAFUCKIN BLACK HISTORY MONTH
WITHOUT US NIGGAS, YOU WHITE BOIS WOULD BE NUTHIN'

WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIT

ALSO CHEK OUT MY NEW RAP ALBUM, WORD GOES TO MY BOY MICHAEL "DINDU NUFFIN" BROWN
SHITS SELF

>>5690196
way way way wait up
na hol up
na na
hol up
wait hol up
so you sayin
hol up
so if im some gender dysphoria and shied
you sayin i dont need to get pussy no mo?
you sayin i can get some finna operating and ill have my own tight pussy
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied you hear dat???
i like this gender disphone home man
i get to touch pussy and boobs all day mane
all free n shiet

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>>5690209
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIIED
YOU NO HE SMAHT NIGGA JUST LOOK AT HIS BIG ASS HEAD

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do i have a cute girl voice guys?

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>>5690149
I'd let blanchard-sempai test my tumescence any day of the week desu.
>>5690155
At least nobody is saying I'm triggering them.

>>5690213
>i get to touch pussy and boobs all day mane
>all free n shiet
This is truly the only valid reason to become a MTF transexual.

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>>5690187
shut the H*CK up man

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I'm so glad I moved away from all the stupid niggers that were around me.

>>5690218
No sir

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>tfw I need to sit beside a smelly nerd to have access to a power outlet, and his feet smell so bad that the scent is wafting out of his shoes and straight up my nostrils

>>5690150
*fart*

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>>5690218
na na na na nigga na
we wuz GAWDS NIGGS

GAWDS LIKE YEEZY N SHIED

>>5690224
I miss them for some reason

>>5690227
would he be cute if she showered?

>>5690204
Change your diet and stop exercising. If you dont have the protein to support those muscles theyll shrink.
>>5690227
Tfw i am that smelly nerd like at least twice a day because i refuse to wear shoes unless i absolutely must

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BLACK PEOPLE DAN'T BE TRUTRANS

>>5690227
elanna i want u to make u sniffu feefeefs
>>5690226
uh sorry dude i pass better than you ever will... bow down bitch HAHAH ownd ;)

edit: typos
>>5690228
now see there's leaders and theres followers but id rather be a dick than a swallower

>>5689962
Ughhhhh Gooooood, I need pizza right now

>>5690227
Tell him to go be a loser somewhere else

>>5690221
he's a crusty old whiteboy, i'd be surprised if he could get it up even

>>5690204
Start taking your titty skittles and they will go away, i don't see the problem

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>>5690228
>there are people out there who sincerely believe this crap

>>5690241
"Keep it 300, like the Romans. Who were of African descent and black. Sparta was a black city and the capital of the Roman empire."

~ Ye West, Uno Domini 316

=================================

What did he mean by this? Answer below in full sentences.

_______________________________________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

*record scratch*

hol up

lets rewind a bit

*bzpzpzpzpzpz*

be you saying we was good n shit?

na na na na na let me axe u a questin

how we be here

to answer that lets rewind a bit

*bzopzzpzpzpzpzppzpzpzzpp*

it all started in on a rainy night in anicent egypt, cairo..... and what would happen next would change my life forever...

Fucking wow

>>5690235
Likely. Such a waste ;~;

>>5690236
I refuse to believe your feet smell this bad Oddish

>>5690241
Gross ;~;

>>5690243
I don't have the confidence to be bitchy, I'm just a whiner

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>>5690241
Don't worry, I'm sure someone out there gets off on girls with gay boi voices trying to be funny on the internet. It's a pretty specific fetish, but there's a lot of people out there, you'll find someone.

>>5690255
awww shieed dog its that trailer on again
AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY YO AYY DOG YOU HEAR ME

I SAYIN THAT TRAILER ON AGAIN YO

YA YA THAT DOCUMENTINGARIAN ABOUT EJUPTIONS AND SHIED

MMMMMMMMMMMHM NIGGA, ABOUT HOW THEM WHITEY CAME AND STOLE OUR EMPIRE AND TOOK AWAY US NIGGAS ABILITY TO FLY

HELL YA NIGGA EDUCATE THE SHEEPULL N SHIIIED

What the fri*k is happening in this thread?

>>5690262
uh im pretty sure i sound like a cisgirl..............

try again u nasty troll, reply to me again and ill have to sick the troll patrol on u
>>5690261
if i wash my feefees and make them smell like flowers before will u kissu them then?
>>5690268
cool it, kelvin

>>5690268
I'm drooling over dreams of pizza while unhappily eating chocolate ice cream

>>5690261
Uh i think normally my feet smell fine
But i jog 8 miles to work and i can.imagine then they might be disruptive. No complaints yet tho. And i mean i hate socks and shoes. They really upset me and i am dying to take them off right now. But I'm at work.

Hi friends!

I have a question.

>>5690277
*mic drop*

>>5690277
Let me ask mine first.

What's your favorite dinosaur? O like stegosaurus

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>>5690272
>if i wash my feefees and make them smell like flowers before will u kissu them then?
das it mane... uhhhh.....
*paaarp*

>>5690277
I have an answer
>>5690284
I like crows.

>>5690284
Dinosaur bones were planted into the earth by Lucifer in order to undermine the Christian faith.

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>>5690272
I'm sorry mi'lady, please no need to call the authorities, twas a misunderstanding.

>>5690288
>lucifer
white man*

>>5690281
>>5690284
>>5690287
Thanks!

i'm not trans i only lurk in these threads because i've fallen in love with yume, she is so amazing

i'm not trans i only lurk in these threads because i've fallen in love with yume, she is so amazing

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Who wants to order me a pizza?

Gender therapist said to me, "there is nothing masculine about you". I just about laughed in her face, bitch gets payed to hugbox.

>>5690268
All of the real trans women left so then it became a recruiting thread for the shitposting sissy cult.

>>5690275
Shoes do suck, there's no arguing with that ;~;

>>5690272
Maybe? Idk I don't really like feet desu ;~;

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>>5690299
thats what happens when you design a society around inclusion and ignorance instead of truth and understanding

>>5690299
I'm sure you look fine honey!

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>>5690304
cmon for me at least? when ur in portland ur gonna have to kissu my feefees

its the law

>>5690299
"Gender therapist"? Seriously... What kind of bullshit is that? And you expect anything sane from someone with such a retarded job description?

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>>5690298
what are u willing to do 4 me greenskin

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>>5690299
they literally pull that line on everyone don't they

>>5690314
I don't think you can comment on anyone's job Mr mental patient.

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>>5690317
DELETE THIS

NOW

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>>5690315
post your butte yummy

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>>5690311
Make me, gaylord

>>5690314
Hey it's a hard job. Do you have any idea how good your poker face needs to be to pull that kind of shit off?

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>>5690304
> I don't really like feet desu
LÖL riiiight

>>5690328
that looks like oddish's fetishes

>tfw u fall in love with yume

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>>5690324
hol up

*record scratch*

*mic drop*

i have to post MY ASS to get me to BUY YOU a pizza?

what has the world come to........... will you at let me fuck u like shit this is fucked up for real
>>5690325
imma make u

>>5690328
Fuck off rawr you're worse than kayla

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>tfw finally got rid of mattress

>>5690328
The fuck is netorare?

>>5690338
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NTR

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>>5690332
all according to plan

>>5690328
>tfw none of my fetishes are listed
Git güd

>>5690334
Güd :3

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/literallyme/

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>>5690341
tfw elanna will sensually lick the soles of ur feet and kissu the toes in ur lif time

P O R T L A N D
O
R
T
L
A
N
D

S U M M E R
U
M
M
E
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>>5690331
hey you are really good at this, how about this one?

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>>5690337

>>5690345
SHUT THE FUCCC UPP SLUTTE

POST BUTTE PLEASE I DIE

>>5690346
*squats down and poos*

>>5690346
That smile

>>5690327
Not as good as mine given the shit I'm pulling. Really. Getting three shrinks to back my demands for retirement at 41 with a pension that's higher than what most people make working? That's golden. Not to mention I pretty much dictated my SRS referral letters to them.
But, hey, yeah, being a shrink is a hard, serious job...

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haha dramatically increased suicide rates xDDD

>>5690341
Are u German doe? Or are u appropriating my Umlaut?

sup /trannygen/,
cis dyke here,
I just came here to thank you all, because I always had a lot of insecurities about being a girl and all, I thought it was absolute shit, that being a boy was way better, and it turns out it's transwomen that helped me learn what was good about womanhood and all that stuff. It seems like transwomen are attached to their womanhood and know its qualities more than cis women.
So yeah, I hope you do good.

>>5690351
wait a minute... that smile

>>5690356
Reee

>>5690352
>41
Sorry, I didn't realize you were a hon. Conversation over.

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>tfw you know you've got a manface but someone calls you 'miss'

>>5690346
Edgar

>>5690356
i wanna fuck you so fucking hard and grab your short slutty fucking dyke hair and make you call out my name and tell me how much of a good little feminine slut you are for me you fucking whore

*mic drop*

>>5690355
I'm Cänadian and I'm not very original ;~;

>>5690357
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>>5690353
lmao xD jus tmy shit up senppai haha

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literally me

>>5690364
Elanna I asked ur dad and he said I can marry u

>>5690359
Yes, I am, and mighty proud of it.

>>5690356
Really? Would you mind telling me more about it, anon? How did trans women help you feel better about your womanhood?

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>>5690356
>that being a boy was way better,

There's a reason why the number of transwomen is 4x than that of transmen.

Also why the fuck did you want to be a boy?

Do you think facial hair and deep voices is amazing?

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>>5690347

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>>5690368
*drops mic*

*cocks colt 1911*

>>5690356
>being a boy was way better
The fact that FtMs and dykes exist is fucking insane to me.

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>>5690373
>Do you think facial hair and deep voices is amazing?
fucc you i love facial hair and deep voices
i want to be cuddled by a deep voiced stubble bf and told im pretty

FUCC YOU

Jesus Christ, mtfg is full of fetishists and shitposters today. What the fuck happened?

>>5690381
SUCC

fun fact: mtfg is a designated shitting street

>>5690381
its 2016

>>5690381
Yume is making mtfg great again

>>5690371
Can't tell if it's ironical or not
>>5690373
>Also why the fuck did you want to be a boy?
Easier to get V
>Do you think facial hair and deep voices is amazing?
Actually, yeah, absolutely, it's appealing to straight girls, and sounds definitely cool to me.
>>5690377
Same about gay and Mtf to me honestly, never thought a man would ever want to take my place.

>>5690381
idk dude *looks in the mirror* *starts waggling the ol girlwilly*

mmmmm

>>5690364
Oh. And there I thought I found another Kraut on this board who wasn't a cringy twink.

The search continues.

>>5690387
I meant it like someone that's a man externally

>>5690387
No I'm being serious.

>>5690387
>it's appealing to straight girls,

thats why guys with facial hair get the best girls right?

oh wait no its the other way around. The guys who shave everyday in the morning get the best girls.

>>5690381
>want to be a girl
>want to love other girls
>called an AGP fetishist shit
;-;

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>>5690377
I just don't get it. I mean, I'm happy they're happy as a male but what the fuck man. Every single time they come out less attractive.

I hate seeing such cute female bodies go to waste while I sit here wallowing in my stinky farts and hating my lanky boybod.

>>5690390
das ist nicht ein gut fühl.....................................

>>5690395
well Europe sure seems like a good place for bearded refugees to get some white pussy

>>5690381
yume wants to drive anyone out not willing to be in her personal dickgirl farm

>>5690398
they always come out stereotypical 90s bro dudes

it's like the ftm equivalent of a hon, except everyone is that

>>5690398
>Every single time they come out less attractive.
That's their goal. They want to be less attractive. Why? Who knows.
>tfw we come out less attractive more than half the time when we have the opposite goal
FUGG :DDD

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tfw no slutty submissve tomboy cisgirl who fights with me and has power struggles with me but at the end of the day cuddles up to my chest and lets me pet her like a good girl and begs me to fuck her

:(
>>5690402
i dont want to drive anyone out desu...... o.O

>>5690368
>wanting to marry damaged goods
Maddie pls

>>5690390
Sorry to disappoint ;_;

>>5690399
Google translate is a complete shit. I have no idea what you want to communicate to me.

Do any muscular or /fit/ girls post here? I have a thing for amazon women.

>>5690398
me on the right

>>5690398

I find it ironic when you compare media coverage of mtf and ftm and for ftm its almost always either praise or neutral and media attention for mtfs its half praise+neutral and half negative.

Everytime theres news reports about kids who say their trans, the cis-girl that wants to be a boy is always getting far more positive attention than the cis-boy that wants to become a girl.

FFS surgery tomorrow
>it's happening

>>5690412
Can't dissapoint me in that regard desu.

AllHopeIsGone.png

>>5690414
im not using google translate

thats krautchan speak do u not go on kc?

oh ur one of those autistic germans that only speaks hochsdeutsch arent you...........

lmfaooo alter was ist los mit dir das ist nicht so gut nigga wie shitttttttt

>>5690416
Amazon MtFs are called hons you biscuit trucker.

Fortunately, we have many in stock.

>>5690409
>>5690407
>>5690403
>>5690389
>>5690386
>>5690385
>>5690383
This is a whole new level of cancer

>>5690418
That's because they sell bio-females as pure and innocent, and bio-males as sexually charged predators.

>>5690394
It's thanks to the way they/you describe what being a (cis) female is like, like having hips or making babies, etc, I've never seen it as something as good as having a penis and being male, I never heard anything good around me about being female, my mother said she'd have liked being male because she had opportunities she missed, my father was super misogynistic also, anything around me always pointed to the fact that being born female = pure shit

>>5690420
How much is it setting you back?

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>>5690407
it's a fucking shame because pre-transition ftms are usually my exact taste in women

like holy shit i want to wrap my legs around the left and have them nip and kiss my neck and whisper lewd things in my ear

>>5690427
thats feminism for ya

>>5690427
>bio-males as sexually charged predators.

yeah but referring to transkids who are too young to have learned sex shit anyway.

Media to ftm kid: OMG you want to be a boy!!! your sooooo brave and adorable!!

Media to mtf kid: OMG YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL? are you a fucking sissy? wtf is wrong with your parents?

>>5690433
so basically you're attracted to metrosexual twinks? :^)

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>>5690409
>tfw no slutty submissve tomboy cisgirl who fights with me and has power struggles with me but at the end of the day cuddles up to my chest and lets me pet her like a good girl and begs me to fuck her
perfect taste tee bee honest. shame that means we're incompatible.

>>5690433
But that guy looks 300% better post transition?!? Like the picture on the left looks like a fucking 13 year old boy.

honest truth nobody wants 2 admit

the reason theres more mtfs than ftms is because no1 thinks a pair of boxers with no bulge is sexy on the flipside.... well..........
>>5690440
im bi

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>>5690439
yes but that's beside the point baka

>>5690435
This tbdedu. Mtfs of all ages are treated like shit because being male is seen as more desirable

>>5690435
Doesn't matter. Biological men are evil. CIS men and transgirls are evil as a result. Transmen are fighting the patriarchy and are pure benevolent forces.

>>5690420
>Not using the cash in case of personal emergency like getting kicked out of house/losing job/bf/ etc etc or going to suicide but want one nice cheap vacation before doing so


as they say in the UK,

ffs

>>5690425
ME

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What are some insurances in America that cover mtf surgeries? I'm thinking of getting health insurance

>>5690445
>im bi
please don't leave

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>>5690433
>lewd things
You're an autistic pedo that's done fucked up his brain by watching too much anime and hentai.

Not even once...
The only type of anime I'm down with is smug face anime other than that I consider anime/hentai to be haram.

>>5690420
Please post when the realization you're still an ugly man and FFS didn't help much sets in, I like seeing people fall apart.

>>5690452
didn't seem that way when the most nonjudgemental grandmother ever talked about her suicide hotline triggering all the ftms in the group

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>>5690445
>on the flipside.... well..........
on the flipside anything with a bulge is SEXY

>>5690459
FUKK OFF

>tfw no qt transguy/cisgirl tomboy fuckbuddy

;_; i want someone to have a power struggle with but at the end of the day dominate like a little slut, or maybe she can be a crazy powerbottom and still fight me even during sex, my 1st cisgf was kinda like that

>>5690456
oregon medicaid covers SRS and HRT
>>5690457
y would i leave

>>5690472
>y would i leave
you said bi bi

>>5690424
No, I don't know what Krautchan is. Therefore I'm an autist. Okeeeeeey darling.

Also nearly every German only speaks Hochdeutsch. Dunno what you're on about.

>>5690428
Oh. I'm sorry that you had to deal with an environment like that, anon. Being male definitely has its advantages in this world, but being female does too - just different ones.

Unfortunately, men are usually really carnal, so a non-significant part of how they value women is based on their appearance, and this creates kind of a beauty culture for women.

But that can be used, I suppose.

Either way, I'm glad that you've learned to accept yourself more and that you feel happier about your body!

>>5690469

English please?

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>>5690472
does it cover ffs too? That's mostly what I'm looking for since that'll be my first surgery

>tfw I was a cute twink
>tfw I got older
>tfw I decided to not transition
>tfw everything keep going bad in life

>>5690479
>Also nearly every German only speaks Hochdeutsch

not in everyday speech lol.................................. u must live in berlin right???? and all krauts are autistic u no exception chump : ^ )

>>5690478
i am a proud bisexual transwoman >:(
>>5690470
ye

when u see a nice panty bulge u think mmm i wanna protect and kissu that bulge

when u see a boxer with no bulge u think wowie zowie sure look like hes got a small willy LOL
>>5690484
i dont think a single surgery in the states covers FFS, not even any european countries do afaik

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>>5690472
>;_; i want someone to have a power struggle with but at the end of the day dominate like a little slut, or maybe she can be a crazy powerbottom and still fight me even during sex, my 1st cisgf was kinda like that

>tfw wannabe tomboy who is stuck in 6'3" perma hon mode
when i get cute im gonna find you and you better be ready to put me in my place

>>5690485
game over, you'll never get better

>>5690484
You're not going to find anything that covers cosmetic surgery. Some do SRS only because they don't want more instances of DIY genital mutilation.

>>5690492
>wowie zowie sure look like hes got a small willy LOL
i said these exact words to my last bf lmao did you record me????

>>5690493
i dont mean to be rude but did u miss the part where i said cis..............

i'll still happily oblige tho

hey, I had pizza earlier.

>>5690503
oh my god Soapie I haven't seen you in forever

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>>5690501
yeah i heard you but i also know you crave the SUCC

>>5690398
>their pre-transition is exactly how I wish I looked

>>5690492
Hochdeutsch is a lot broader than you think.

And I would never live in Berlin. I live in the far west. Rhineland mah nigga.

>>5690505
hey anon
its nice to be remembered
how are you?

>>5690503
gut für dich meine lieber.... du kanst DIES jetzt haben *rauszieh schwanz*

h-hi qt
>>5690506
mmm

as long as you ride me and i dont have to do the work besides roughing you up and putting you in your place
>>5690499
uhhhh haha well?

>>5690507
>it's not 2075 and body swapping isn't possible yet

>>5690508
>Rhineland mah nigga.
where exactly?

>>5690510
youre way too young for me bby
how have you been?

>>5690509
I'm okay! I would be perfect if I had pizza though.

How's life these days?

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>>5690470
>FUKK OFF
Truth hurts, don't it?

>>5690508
never better, love

whatchu up 2 senpai

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>>5690511
>iktf

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>tfw she accidentally calls u her gf

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>>5690503
I'm eating pizza right now~

>>5690519
it was super busy the last few weeks. university is so taxing sometimes. cant wait to be done desu.
do you wanna give me a hint who you are? I honestly have no idea :3

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>>5690524
uhhhhhh

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>>5690510
>as long as you ride me and i dont have to do the work
anything so long as i can have your deep dish dicc in me
i need it

>>5690526
I'm gonna buy a few pizzas later

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>>5690526
pls gibe me some thx

>>5690524
>tfw mom accidentally calls u her gf
MOMM!!??

>>5690529
Ah... I used to post as anon-chan years ago and have not changed this whole time. I think I knew you from /lewd/, some skype group all that time ago, as kelly

just some canadian from bc ~

>>5690531
;)
sup babe

>>5690480
>Being male definitely has its advantages in this world, but being female does too - just different ones.
Yeah, that's what I've come to understand
>Either way, I'm glad that you've learned to accept yourself more and that you feel happier about your body!
And thanks a lot anon, I sincerely hope you do good too.
If it can ever cheer you up whenever you feel down, I'm in the closet myself but I've always been defending transwomen/transmen outwardly, I'm cis and I don't know what it feels like to be trans but I'm persuaded it's something you can't help, like being gay, so I really feel for you all, because I know you have it way harder. My sister used to call transwomen "things" or call them "he/him" and I always told her that it was wrong and now she always says "she" and consider them as women, I know that's not a big thing at all, but I just wanted to share this with a transwoman, idk.

>want pizza
>already at 1200 calories today
>its only 3 pm
Well this is suffering.

tfw all of your hol hurts from craving cock

>>5690537
OH GOD KELLY
I REMEMBER YOU
your voice was perfect and youre really short, brunette/brownish hair iirc

youre one of the few people I really miss bby.

>>5690536
yeah, thats exactly what happened to me dude
>>5690541
>tfw i ate like 2500 calories by 9am because i cut class and went to chik-fil-a

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fucc this is me lol

>>5690538
nm just chilling

kinda bored and tired

relistening to MBDTF and having some 2010 nostalgia

i was stretching 3 days ago and pulled a muscle in my neck so i can barley move my head right now

i feel pretty good though regardless but i didnt get a lot of sleep, about to make myself some iced coffee i think

also ordering a pizza >:)

>>5690550
>2500 calories
>in a single day
Sweet buttery Jesus how do you not get fat? Do you purge?

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>>5690535

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https://youtu.be/tYLKhjx_FpI

hey buddies i made a quickie video , let me know if i pass oky??

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>>5690484
Kaiser Permanente of Northern California covered me on breast augmentation and facial hair laser, and they have a surgeon in network who did a year fellowship where he did a lot of FFS alongside Spiegel, and they seem to be trying to establish what they're going to do with that, though they haven't actually DONE it yet in network. I've gotten pretty far in trying to get that covered, I'm mostly just held up on figuring out if I ought to do an optional orthognactic surgery that would be better done before FFS if at all. (I might go with him, but it's kinda nervous as it's kind of unknown territory)

They don't cover those things as a matter of course, and you usually have to go through a lengthy complaint process. Still, it's more of a winning battle than I expected. Dunno if I'd recommend moving here over it tho, it's a pain to get them to do anything, but it's marginally possible.

>>5690559
>tfw listening to yeezus rn
fuckin call me dude im bored
>>5690563
i am sorta fat (5'6" 155lbs) but i usually keep it around ~1200 i just never had chik-fil-a and i felt like going a bit nuts cause im kinda having a bad day

>>5690539
Awwww. That's actually really nice of you to say. Sometimes, I feel really lonely because it doesn't really seem like we have many allies, and it feels like 90% of the world sees us as men or freaks (though to be fair, there are definitely fetishists who call themselves trans women).

It does make me feel better to know that other women can accept us...

>>5690545
Yep! That's me! You have a really good memory, Soapie. I missed you toooooo

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mfw yumie doesn't want my girlbepis

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>>5690532
>mfw some guy on my class ordered this thing for me today
I dont even watch animu

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>>5690579
didn't even order the vastly superior shitpost hamster

bad bf

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>>5690567
Thanks for the info friend. I'll just have to cover it out of pocket then. Thankfully it isn't super expensive for a brow shave. I think after all the expenses are factored in it comes out to less than 10k. I might just save up and get a brow shave + jaw line too. I think it's like 15k for all that though x.x

>>5690571
>i am sorta fat (5'6" 155lbs) but i usually keep it around ~1200
I find that hard to believe, unless you store fat like a champ. Cheat days like that are super bad for you if you do... But you're not F A T fat so who really cares?

>>5690584
Idk what that is but ill get you one. Looks cute

>>5690574
the last two years were mostly eventless for me. I am still stuck in uni (BA is finished, and halfway through master) I got SRS like 2 years ago and am still living with the trip I met on here in fall 2013. I am currently trying to get money for FFS - with limited success so far.

>>5690591
>5'6 155lbs
>not fat
Right..

>>5690565
pls fuck me like that thx

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>>5690594
only $100 so you better
only way to make me succ

>>5690599
I mean... it's overweight but it isn't WIDE LOAD BEEP BEEP get a load of this whale fat.

>>5690591
well i was like 200lbs last summer and i cut down my diet dramatically, and I've been losing weight pretty quickly, im hoping to be like 130 lbs by april, but I've been eating about 16-1700 for the past month and thats bad.

>>5690596
Ahhhhh oh my god that's awesome. I'm so proud of you for doing so well in school!

I've had a pretty eventless time, too, to be honest. Just working, moving out, finding myself... you know.

>>5690610
didnt you plan to move to the other side of the country? how are things with your mum?

>lurk /lgbt/
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna transition! I'm gonna be who I've always wanted to be!
>glance at a mirror
>cry
>lurk /lgbt/ but bitter
>bitterness is replaced with hope
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna transition! I'm gonna be who I've always wanted to be!
>glance at a mirror

It isn't fair I tell ya.

>>5690620
just do it anon

>>5690576
only if its flapping on my belly while ur riding me dude
>>5690600
DUDE WTF U CHEATING WHORE??

>>5690587
imo brow ridge work usually makes nose stuff necessary too, as you probably don't want to set one back without the other, can make nose look moar prominent than before if you leave it totally untouched but move the stuff around it back, if that makes any sense.

15K seems pretty optimistic to me, but it's certainly possible, not everyone needs everything, and if you really need the whole laundry list you're pretty fucked anyways, but it doesn't sound like you are if you're talking that way.

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Hey giaz, not trans myself but I gotta question.

Dude I know apparently felt like a chick his whole life and now hes come out to the world. I know this kid as a total womanizing horndog so I guess I didn't expect him to not be a him.

Point is all the trans mofos I've ever known I've met long after they've started living as the other gender, how do I support this person while they're transitioning.

I'm not really used to this shit so help me not say or do something thats gonna fuck em up.

thanks

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>>5690620
>lurk /lgbt/
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna transition! I'm gonna be who I've always wanted to be!
>glance at yume
>braaaapt
>cry
>lurk /lgbt/ on the shitter
>shitterness is replaced with relief
I'm gonna poo it! I'm also gonna transition! I'm gonna be who I've always wanted to be!
>glance at a yume

ily bby pls transition, what do you honestly have to lose from trying?

>>5690620

Disregard mirrors, acquire oestrogen

>>5690616
Oh god I forgot about that. BC is definitely nicer than the east imo, so I'm gonna stay around here for sure, though I may move again to vancouver in a year and a half or so.

She's doin okay and all... she really has gotten more accepting and supportive over the years. It's nice, though I guess she's not a big part of my life these days.

Can't wait to go back to college. My career goal is to teach esl in at least five different (probably asian) countries within the next 15 years!

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>>5690620
>glance mirror
I'm fucking ugly, kill me now
>glance mirror an hour later
Hey I'm not too bad, maybe even cute
>glance mirror later again
I'm fucking ugly

Just shoot me already